Why the fuck couldnt they just make a Switch but with better specs? This shit is too bulky.

Why the fuck couldn’t they just make a Switch but with better specs? This shit is too bulky.

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Switch Pro holiday 2023

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    chip shortage

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The memedemic and meme war didn't exist back when the Switch first came out dumb zoomer.

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    why does the deck makes tendies seethe? just because I can play mario kart at 40 fps instead of puny 30?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I’m sure your friends really care about that when you play together

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Deck runs Mario Kart at 40fps
      Anon, I...

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        better than choppy 30 on switch

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          why does the deck makes tendies seethe? just because I can play mario kart at 40 fps instead of puny 30?

          anon are you acting retarded? is this bait? last i checked mario kart runs 60 stable on switch. if it's bait you just come off as an insecure and insufferable underage who didn't get a switch for xmas and now larps he has a deck.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            what the fuck are you talking about? it's a tendie cope thread hating once again on the deck. im just here to dunk on that tendie by playing his precious games better than the original hardware even can. and no, all switch games run at 30 fps. even botw

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              https://venturebeat.com/2017/01/13/mario-kart-8-deluxe-on-nintendo-switch-runs-at-1080p-and-60-fps-on-tv-720p60-fps-in-handheld-mode/

              it's not a tendie cope thread, op is admitting the deck is great but the formfactor is bulky.

              t. retard

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                now try to play a real game like witcher 3 or even something as simple as skyrim on the sitch...

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Nice double down on the fact that not only could the PC fag not tell the difference between 30 and 60 but didn't even bother to look up if his shit post was correct or not. But what did I expect from a snoy false flagger

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >pc fag
                >snoy false flagger
                make up your mind tendie

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >blatantly lying about performance
                >get exposed
                >pepeposts
                >ah-ah play s-some real gayms like [generic aaa]
                truly pathetic

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >blatantly lying about performance
                He's not lying.

                Deck runs mario kart at 60fps btw

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                They should show the comparisons at a locked 30 if they're not even going to show the fps. The witcher can look a lot better than that at all high/ultra settings at a locked 30 on the deck.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                They do eventually show the fps though. The deck runs at 57-60 while the switch runs locked 30, but you could easily tweak something to bump it up to constant 60 or in a worst case scenario lower the screen refresh a little.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >real game
                >Witcher 3 or Skyrim
                Top pleb

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                haha you're a moron

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >switch runs everything at 20fps 540p
        tendies, I...

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >just because I can play mario kart at 40 fps instead of puny 30?
      They are laughing at digital only fags like you

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Does it? The only people talking about the steam deck are people who own it, it's a non entity among the gaming community

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >why does the deck makes tendies seethe?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >you will own 10 pairs of broken joycons
        >you will be happy

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why do deck tards lie? they never post their own deck playing these games

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        why does the deck makes tendies seethe? just because I can play mario kart at 40 fps instead of puny 30?

        Samefag

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          embarrassing

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          oh no anon got me red handed

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I know you're a disingenuous gay that is well aware however;
        >that video was taken literally day 1 of the switch decks hitting customers hands
        >that video is running a windows 10 dual boot to run the emulator to run the game
        >yuzu has already had massive amounts of updates since the decks hit
        >i can play pretty much any switch game at 720p/60FPS - the only exceptions of the 50 or so titles I've tried being XB2 and 3
        >youre a gay

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >that video is running a windows 10 dual boot to run the emulator to run the game
          Unless microsoft recently decided to replace the windows start button with a steam deco logo, that's clearly KDE, retard.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            It's windows 10. You can see the windows start button in the bottom left. Not only that, but the youtube video this came from literally shows the guy booting into w10 and then the emulator.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              No, you fucking retard. It's KDE. It's steam OS in desktop mode. You can see the discover store icon and everything.

              >literally shows the guy booting into w10 and then the emulator.
              prove it

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >You can see the windows start button in the bottom left
                I know the quality isn't great, but that in no way, shape or form resembles a windows icon. That's a half filled in circle. It's a deck icon.

                I don't have to prove anything. We're done here

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                It’s tough being wrong. Concession accepted.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >You can see the windows start button in the bottom left
              I know the quality isn't great, but that in no way, shape or form resembles a windows icon. That's a half filled in circle. It's a deck icon.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          STEAMIE DEFENSE FORCE, ON GUARD 24/7

          lmao kys. You're defending a glorified DRM platform.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      mario kart is 60 fps on the switch you idiot

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >99% of games from the Switch library running at 30fps (or below) to choose from
      >Mentions Mario Kart which is one of the only game with a rock solid 60FPS

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Quality bait

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The Switch can play switch games a *little* better than 30 anon.

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want this too, but you have to realise that switch also sells to a ton of kids.
    If they made it more powerful you and I can buy it no problem, but kids and casual gamers who don't wanna cough up 700 can't. They lose out on a ton of customers, even if the price made up for the lower sales numbers. Kids are gonna grow up and buy a nintendo product in the future since they enjoyed it as a kid, if more didn't they're not gonna have that nostalgia factor at play.
    I'm sure there are more factors but hopefully I helped explain a bit.

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The small amount of extra bulk makes it infinitely more comfortable

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Both Deck and Switch run MK8 at 60fps.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      not true but go off

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Switch run MK8 at 60fps.
      Not true, the Switch drops to 30fps with 3-4 players.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    That's probably WHY they don't make a better switch

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Only the controls are bigger, which is frankly a necessity because the joycons are an ergonomics nightmare for anyone with adult-sized hands.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      2 things:
      - Switch has kids as one of their main targets
      - Not every "adult" has gorilla hands like Americans do. There's women and people like asians who have smaller hands

      I'm 1.86m (6'1" in burger units I think) and my hands are pretty big and I don't have any problem holding the Switch, or even the Switch Lite

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 5'8, my hands aren't very big, and I'd still rather hold my Deck than my Switch. My switch even has a satisfy grip on it to help with the shitty ergonomics but the Deck just absolutely shits all over it in regards to comfort.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          The only reason you'd complain about the Switch is if it's too big for you.

          The controls on the Joycon are in the exact right place as someone with actual man sized hands.

          Doing things like running in BotW while moving the camera would be impossible if they were placed differently.

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally the same size except they put the buttons to the sides of the sticks instead of below

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >just rip off nintendo but make the specs better
    said every competitor to nintendo's handhelds ever

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    greedy fucks don'0t give a shit about their clients, simple as

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They both feel bad

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because they made an x85 computer.

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want a shitty locked down system with paid online and other bullshit just with better specs.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Some people are really desperate to keep this thread alive huh

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >switch

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    perfect size for a man.
    switch is for chud hands

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are fun and fucking hilarious.

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >>OP

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