WHY THE FRICK DID THEY DO THIS? WHO IS THIS FOR?

WHY THE FRICK DID THEY DO THIS? WHO IS THIS FOR?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CAM ON KRATOS, SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he cute

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks kino.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You, fatass

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is exactly how thor is supposed to look like according to the nordic mythology. A god feasting each moment he can, drinking, fighting, swinging his big fricking hammer everywhere like a crazy powerlifter.

    This is what a man is supposed to look like.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why all mythos have gods being massive c**ts?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, if you were given eternity and the limitless powers of a god, you would act the exact same way they do and maybe even worse.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          growing up with it? yeah sure, i'm a timid b***h otherwise, i don't like hurting peoples fee fee's
          >whats that you didn't do thing that would literally end your life or put it into jeopardy at my whim?
          >fricking slaaaay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No I'd just post on Ganker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gods are often personifications of nature including things like disease and natural disasters as much as they are characters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This is what a man is supposed to look like

      Only if you're strong as frick, otherwise is fatass cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course anon, actually most powerlifters only got a thin layer of fat covering their muscles, but most morons will think they are out of shape at first glance without thinking about it a little more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some fatties are strong as all frick. It isn't a stretch a veteran warrior in the years of yore who would strike fear in enemies by his very presence would in fact be a fat angry drunk.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person he looks like a lazy motherfricker
        HE HAS NO MUSCLE
        its all just fat

        You stupid shit
        gods wouldn't be bound by human physiological limits
        he could feast and drink all the time but he wouldn't look like a fat-ass or be fat at all

        >This is what a man is supposed to look like.
        well, moron thats the issue here. Thor was never a man. Thor was a GOD. something you are cursed to never have any knowledge about because you eat ass and you're gay you love Black folk and worship men

        https://i.imgur.com/htfOYGi.jpg

        WHY THE FRICK DID THEY DO THIS? WHO IS THIS FOR?

        >Thor was fat
        >Loki was a transexual
        >Heimdall was a Black person
        Nuke americans

        there's no way you guys are this sensitive

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldnt mind fat thor if there wasnt blind homosexuals pretending this is what a warrior looks like
          Or that its peak performance
          Anyone defending Tublor is a beer gut packing fattie whos coping about not looking fit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Anyone defending Tublor is a beer gut packing fattie whos coping about not looking fit
            Weak, skeleton hands wrote this post

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Eddie cant fight for shit though as proven by his horrid attempt at boxing. Clearly its not a "warrior physique".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry mate i actually respect the past

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This makes the most sense to me, look at all those ultra big powerlifters, they have huge bellies because all they do is EAT FRICKING BIG and move heavy stuff for a while until their hearts explode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black person he looks like a lazy motherfricker
      HE HAS NO MUSCLE
      its all just fat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never known the hotdog war devs to give us ur intimidating enemies. I’m betting he’ll be fricking awesome.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it was all fat, he'd have manboobs. But he doesn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My problem is that thor looks like someone who has McDonalds for every meal of the day instead of a strongman. Those aren't pecs, those are manbreasts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao didn't noticed the manbreasts, you are right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You stupid shit
      gods wouldn't be bound by human physiological limits
      he could feast and drink all the time but he wouldn't look like a fat-ass or be fat at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gods wouldn't be bound by human physiological limits
        Zeus and Kratos have both been shown to physically age in the series

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because this video game series is made by fricking hacks that need to twist, distort, and break things to suit the narrative they want to push

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >"MWAHAHAHAHAHA"
            >"We will setup the idea that Zeus and other gods can age so 11 years late we can implement fat Thor!"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >gods aging means they have to get fat too
              shut the frick up you hack apologist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Zeus is an immortal shapeshifter, and KRatos is a demigod. He's half human, that's different. His brother, Poseidon, is older than him yet looks younger.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gods wouldn't be bound by human physiological limits
        Zeus and Kratos have both been shown to physically age in the series

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For nordics, unlike greeks, the ideal male body wasn't that of an "adonis", a powerful man was huge and strong, and the greek archetype was looked down to, a gym-rat fair looking man (like marvel's Thor) would probably be considered homosexual to the normans, and they DESPISED homosexuals.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This is what a man is supposed to look like

        Only if you're strong as frick, otherwise is fatass cope

        Mark Rippletoe looks like the OP and is revered as a god of strength on Ganker, to the point that his book is stickied for newbies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody on Ganker takes the fricking sticky seriously. Most of the links dont exist anymore and almost all of the info there is outdated to hell. This reply wouldve been accurate a decade ago maybe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This is what a man is supposed to look like.
      well, moron thats the issue here. Thor was never a man. Thor was a GOD. something you are cursed to never have any knowledge about because you eat ass and you're gay you love Black folk and worship men

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didnt he crossdress once? Then again if I think about it again I feel like no depiction of Thor would be able to pull it off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes to pose as jotun king bride loki helped him infiltrate jotun hall to reclaim mjolnir stolen by the king, if i remember right he kills them all barehanded but he could recall mjolnir first idk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      explains how he pose as jotun king bride then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a fatass and now I have representation in games, just like the heckin epic Black personinos

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's how strong men look like not those gym twinks snorting Whey and having panic attacks when their body fat % increases.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he is evil because he's ugly
    and it subverts expectations because he is good in the marvel movies

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this dude could literally break your little twink ass in half. whats the problem?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Thor was fat
    >Loki was a transexual
    >Heimdall was a Black person
    Nuke americans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This dude is one of the strongest men in the world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actual strongest man in the world here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          man I wish I had Alex Jones's build

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shit after kabib humiliated him Mc gregor was never the same again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          dex vs strength

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              HAHAHAHAHA

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              did he died

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No his spine was made of rubber

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How can you frick up that badly? Damn

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he just had to fricking punch him in the face but he awkwardly tried to german suplex him
                what a moron pussy lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you don't exactly make the best decisions while drunk, or at least I'm assuming this is outside a bar or something

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >when you spend all your points in STR and forget about INT

              did he died

              Necks shouldn't bend that way

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes, that's accurate now. I could picture t he red shirt nigg being like:
                >Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...
                While doing his boxer dancing shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >When an accident or other injury severs the spinal cord, it causes a complete spinal cord injury.
              >This cuts off all communication between the brain and the body below the injury.
              >All sensory, motor, and autonomic function below the point of injury stops.
              Does that mean his heart stopped, his lungs or both?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His entire system shut down, that's what happen once the spine is cut from that point.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Does that mean his heart stopped, his lungs or both?
                The heart can keep on beating regardless of what's going on with the brain. It doesn't even need any nerve function to keep beating, it can be regulated by hormones alone. The heart is really neat.
                The lungs, pretty sure you're fricked, but don't quote me on that.
                [...]
                >Eddie cant fight for shit though
                Nobody said that. We're talking about strength.

                what a terrifyingly stupid way to die

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                At least he did it to himself and it wasn't the other guy he killed.
                By the way don't look up "fist fight knife throat slashed murder". I'm still trying to get over the look on the guy's face as he realized the blood spurting out of his neck meant he was going to be dead within minutes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Does that mean his heart stopped, his lungs or both?
                The heart can keep on beating regardless of what's going on with the brain. It doesn't even need any nerve function to keep beating, it can be regulated by hormones alone. The heart is really neat.
                The lungs, pretty sure you're fricked, but don't quote me on that.

                Eddie cant fight for shit though as proven by his horrid attempt at boxing. Clearly its not a "warrior physique".

                >Eddie cant fight for shit though
                Nobody said that. We're talking about strength.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                First guy said "warrior" which involves fighting not just weightlifting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Strongest man
          >Just 2 guys fighting
          Fricking moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Loki WAS a transsexual.. he turned into a female horse and gave birth to sleipnir

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Considering he drank half the ocean in the nordic mythos, he's looking fairly slim.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's for twitter w*men

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They did it specifically for me because I want nothing more than to me ploughed by a chubby daddy bear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that huge cigar
      I suppose when you're a wiener sucker you need something big to wrap your lips around.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me to jerk off to

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only way for woke of war to pay off is if Atreus turns into Kratos from God of War 1 and the cycle starts all over again.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's built like a strongman. It's not that hard to believe. He lifts heavy stuff and puts it back down, and eats a gigantic meal each day.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s the accurate depiction of Thor you capeshit watching normie.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >accuarate representation of a strong man

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The answer to both questions is israelites.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the seethe if they forced you to loss agents a black woman just after defeating this "thor"

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Environments look a way more vibrant and interesting than 2018 did. Enemies look much nicer as well. Still not too sure on the combat, looks better than 2018 but by how much, I don't know.

    The story looks fine as well. Hope we get tons of call backs to OG God of War, 2018 had lots of them and they always made me smile.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow, this is literally me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek, now time to hit the gym anon, you got the fat so now the only thing you gotta do is get those muscles

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mutts

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >New GoW trailer drops
    >90% TLoU style cinematics of Kratos and Tom Holland talking about their feelings
    >"Boy, this looks like ass, hopefully has some cool monsters."
    >Digimon valkyries
    >Monster hunter style rhinocerous
    >"I'm sure there's gotta be at least one cool fight."
    >That last second of fat thor flying out with his hammer
    What the frick happened to this series?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's what thor is you capeshit consuming normalgay

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got PCSX2 and played some God of War 1 again. I forgot how much pure bliss you have with the OG series. I wonder if they would ever do a spinoff with gameplay similar to the OG series

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These fricking homosexuals itt want thor to look like a hunk lmao actual queers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        complaining about fat thor makes you the homosexual, trannoid

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks cool.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    probably to differentiate the design from disneys marvels thor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Marvel invented buff thor
      this is your brain on capeshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disney already made Thor fat though

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The design is awesome. moronic mutts think everything should be like in their capeshit.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like the idea of Thor being a fat grumpy drunkard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well I don't.
      Thor being a fat grump drunkard is destroying the white race

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How so? The trope of a fat drunk badass warrior is deeply ingrained in white culture. A lot of historical figures were like that.
        Listen I understand that a ripped young warrior is aesthetically superior but on the other hand if I were a young ripped warrior I would rather fight another young ripped warrior than some drunk fat dude who became a king by killing all his enemies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was memeing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah ok. Well memed then.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're replying to weak bait you fricking moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA you fricking incel loser

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > the idea
      homie
      EVERY THOR STORY IS ABOUT HIM BEING A FRICKING DUMBASS THAT ONLY KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT AND EAT
      READ THE GODDAMN MYTHOS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't give a shit about actual mythological portrayal of thor, I know he's a scary dude with a hammer and that's all I need to know and I think this image of him is fitting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was agreeing with you, but I'll take the hit and admit I worded it poorly
          Have a good day

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I don't mind it. I'm tired of only fat women and nigroids getting representation. Even if I hate lardasses I rather have a fat white man than yet another token representation character.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like the design, i don't get the rage
    he looks very norse

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thor was the god of frat boys, the electricity is secondary.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these gays seething over fat Thor
    I mean are you going to frick the imaginary being? Why does it matter so hard. Go watch love and thunder and drink some appy juice, have a cookie and chill.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Zeus is an immortal shapeshifter
    In past cutscenes with Gaia, you literally see Zeus as a baby. Next time you see Zeus the chronology is during the Great War when he was young. Current day (during OG series) he is an old man. The later two could be interpreted as shapeshifting but you can't deny he DID grow from a baby.
    >Kratos is a demigod
    Kratos WAS a demigod. By God of War 2 he is a full god (of War trademark)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit this was meant for

      Zeus is an immortal shapeshifter, and KRatos is a demigod. He's half human, that's different. His brother, Poseidon, is older than him yet looks younger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Kratos WAS a demigod
      No, he is a demigod. He was granted the powers of the god of war at the start of the second game and almost immediately had them stripped away from him. Did you not even pay attention?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought he human after having his powers removed and just a badass but havent played and gow since release

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kratos straight up says he is a god and Atreus is also a god. why would a demigod have a god son

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kratos' mother was a human woman, he's a demigod. I don't know why this is confusing you. Heracles is also a demigod.
          >why would he have a god son
          Loki's mother in norse canonin a Jotnar, one of the three types of gods in norse myth. In GoW he's objectively not a full blown deity since his father is half human.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't know why this is confusing you.
            Kratos explicitly referring to himself as a god?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, he has god blood running through his veins because his father was Zeus. He is not a god of anything, nor is he a full blown deity. If you want you could just chalk it up to one of the many retcons that the series has added over time, especially with 4.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People also forget that he got back his god powers when he got the Blade of Olympus back

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No he didn't. His powers were stuck in the blade. If he absorbed the powers back into his body the blade would have been useless. He "retrieved" his powers by getting the sword that absorbed them but he never got them back personally. they weren't even his to begin with, that's why they were able to get taken from him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Kratos regains the Blade of Olympus at the end of 2
            >He absorbs Hades soul in 3
            >He kills the God of Gods in 3
            >He refers to himself as God in 2018
            >Cory Barlog, who worked on GoW1+2+2018 says he's a God

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >blade of olympus
              You mean the blade he put all his powers into and never recovered? The same bald ehe stabbed himself with to release all of his, and its, energy into the world at the end of 3?

              I don't know why you're even arguing against this, Kratos' mother is a human. The games constantly tell you this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kratos didn't release all his power at the end of 3. He only released the Hope that he had and gave it to humanity (or the Greeks at least)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Athena blatantly tells him that he absorbed all the powers that she put into the box after he opened it. If the glowing eyes wasn't obvious enough. There's also the fact that after he stabs himself a giant column of light starts seeping out of his body ripping the energy out of him, and the blade of olympus, into the world. To make this even more obvious the blade of olympus clearly has no more energy because it's empty and colorless in the ending shot. There's also the part before this where Zeus' god spirit "kills" him and destroys all the stuff he got throughout the game. Everything he got in 3 was stripped from him, he was only left with his own powers left. If that wasn't the case and he still had all his gown pwoers from 2's intro he'd still be able to do things like change his size at will.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're blind and moronic if you can't distinguish the difference between the build of the guy you posted and fat-ass thor in the OP

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Middle aged single moms

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks awesome

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHO WOULD WIN?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ROWOR wins, dual wield > fists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GOD DOG would beat the frick out of RAW WAR he doesn't need hammers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      left is peak strength

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bo' Rai Cho with a hammer? Thats cool i guess

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me. Fat Thor is high test, just like me. You must be the other kinda test.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is now a bloatmaxxing thread. Women and "men" under 240lbs must leave.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll leave but my girlfriend's over 240lbs, can she stay?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is now a bloatmaxxing thread. Women and "men" under 240lbs must leave.

      https://i.imgur.com/htfOYGi.jpg

      WHY THE FRICK DID THEY DO THIS? WHO IS THIS FOR?

      Post more strong men

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thor in the myth wasn't described as cut and lean. But they took the chub wayyyyy too far

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fat evil is cool frick off

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares, if you play this game you're a loser

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Americans, they can project themselves into this le epic ugly goblin.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of like the idea, but they over did the fatness and he should have a more menacing face.

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