This is exactly how thor is supposed to look like according to the nordic mythology. A god feasting each moment he can, drinking, fighting, swinging his big fricking hammer everywhere like a crazy powerlifter.
growing up with it? yeah sure, i'm a timid b***h otherwise, i don't like hurting peoples fee fee's >whats that you didn't do thing that would literally end your life or put it into jeopardy at my whim? >fricking slaaaay
Of course anon, actually most powerlifters only got a thin layer of fat covering their muscles, but most morons will think they are out of shape at first glance without thinking about it a little more.
Some fatties are strong as all frick. It isn't a stretch a veteran warrior in the years of yore who would strike fear in enemies by his very presence would in fact be a fat angry drunk.
Black person he looks like a lazy motherfricker
HE HAS NO MUSCLE
its all just fat
You stupid shit
gods wouldn't be bound by human physiological limits
he could feast and drink all the time but he wouldn't look like a fat-ass or be fat at all
>This is what a man is supposed to look like.
well, moron thats the issue here. Thor was never a man. Thor was a GOD. something you are cursed to never have any knowledge about because you eat ass and you're gay you love Black folk and worship men
https://i.imgur.com/htfOYGi.jpg
WHY THE FRICK DID THEY DO THIS? WHO IS THIS FOR?
>Thor was fat >Loki was a transexual >Heimdall was a Black person
Nuke americans
I wouldnt mind fat thor if there wasnt blind homosexuals pretending this is what a warrior looks like
Or that its peak performance
Anyone defending Tublor is a beer gut packing fattie whos coping about not looking fit
This makes the most sense to me, look at all those ultra big powerlifters, they have huge bellies because all they do is EAT FRICKING BIG and move heavy stuff for a while until their hearts explode.
My problem is that thor looks like someone who has McDonalds for every meal of the day instead of a strongman. Those aren't pecs, those are manbreasts.
You stupid shit
gods wouldn't be bound by human physiological limits
he could feast and drink all the time but he wouldn't look like a fat-ass or be fat at all
Zeus is an immortal shapeshifter, and KRatos is a demigod. He's half human, that's different. His brother, Poseidon, is older than him yet looks younger.
For nordics, unlike greeks, the ideal male body wasn't that of an "adonis", a powerful man was huge and strong, and the greek archetype was looked down to, a gym-rat fair looking man (like marvel's Thor) would probably be considered homosexual to the normans, and they DESPISED homosexuals.
Nobody on Ganker takes the fricking sticky seriously. Most of the links dont exist anymore and almost all of the info there is outdated to hell. This reply wouldve been accurate a decade ago maybe
>This is what a man is supposed to look like.
well, moron thats the issue here. Thor was never a man. Thor was a GOD. something you are cursed to never have any knowledge about because you eat ass and you're gay you love Black folk and worship men
yes to pose as jotun king bride loki helped him infiltrate jotun hall to reclaim mjolnir stolen by the king, if i remember right he kills them all barehanded but he could recall mjolnir first idk
Ah yes, that's accurate now. I could picture t he red shirt nigg being like: >Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...
While doing his boxer dancing shit.
>When an accident or other injury severs the spinal cord, it causes a complete spinal cord injury. >This cuts off all communication between the brain and the body below the injury. >All sensory, motor, and autonomic function below the point of injury stops.
Does that mean his heart stopped, his lungs or both?
2 years ago
Anonymous
His entire system shut down, that's what happen once the spine is cut from that point.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Does that mean his heart stopped, his lungs or both?
The heart can keep on beating regardless of what's going on with the brain. It doesn't even need any nerve function to keep beating, it can be regulated by hormones alone. The heart is really neat.
The lungs, pretty sure you're fricked, but don't quote me on that.
[...] >Eddie cant fight for shit though
Nobody said that. We're talking about strength.
what a terrifyingly stupid way to die
2 years ago
Anonymous
At least he did it to himself and it wasn't the other guy he killed.
By the way don't look up "fist fight knife throat slashed murder". I'm still trying to get over the look on the guy's face as he realized the blood spurting out of his neck meant he was going to be dead within minutes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Does that mean his heart stopped, his lungs or both?
The heart can keep on beating regardless of what's going on with the brain. It doesn't even need any nerve function to keep beating, it can be regulated by hormones alone. The heart is really neat.
The lungs, pretty sure you're fricked, but don't quote me on that.
Eddie cant fight for shit though as proven by his horrid attempt at boxing. Clearly its not a "warrior physique".
>Eddie cant fight for shit though
Nobody said that. We're talking about strength.
2 years ago
Anonymous
First guy said "warrior" which involves fighting not just weightlifting.
Environments look a way more vibrant and interesting than 2018 did. Enemies look much nicer as well. Still not too sure on the combat, looks better than 2018 but by how much, I don't know.
The story looks fine as well. Hope we get tons of call backs to OG God of War, 2018 had lots of them and they always made me smile.
>New GoW trailer drops >90% TLoU style cinematics of Kratos and Tom Holland talking about their feelings >"Boy, this looks like ass, hopefully has some cool monsters." >Digimon valkyries >Monster hunter style rhinocerous >"I'm sure there's gotta be at least one cool fight." >That last second of fat thor flying out with his hammer
What the frick happened to this series?
Got PCSX2 and played some God of War 1 again. I forgot how much pure bliss you have with the OG series. I wonder if they would ever do a spinoff with gameplay similar to the OG series
How so? The trope of a fat drunk badass warrior is deeply ingrained in white culture. A lot of historical figures were like that.
Listen I understand that a ripped young warrior is aesthetically superior but on the other hand if I were a young ripped warrior I would rather fight another young ripped warrior than some drunk fat dude who became a king by killing all his enemies.
I don't give a shit about actual mythological portrayal of thor, I know he's a scary dude with a hammer and that's all I need to know and I think this image of him is fitting.
Honestly I don't mind it. I'm tired of only fat women and nigroids getting representation. Even if I hate lardasses I rather have a fat white man than yet another token representation character.
>all these gays seething over fat Thor
I mean are you going to frick the imaginary being? Why does it matter so hard. Go watch love and thunder and drink some appy juice, have a cookie and chill.
>Zeus is an immortal shapeshifter
In past cutscenes with Gaia, you literally see Zeus as a baby. Next time you see Zeus the chronology is during the Great War when he was young. Current day (during OG series) he is an old man. The later two could be interpreted as shapeshifting but you can't deny he DID grow from a baby. >Kratos is a demigod
Kratos WAS a demigod. By God of War 2 he is a full god (of War trademark)
Zeus is an immortal shapeshifter, and KRatos is a demigod. He's half human, that's different. His brother, Poseidon, is older than him yet looks younger.
>Kratos WAS a demigod
No, he is a demigod. He was granted the powers of the god of war at the start of the second game and almost immediately had them stripped away from him. Did you not even pay attention?
Kratos' mother was a human woman, he's a demigod. I don't know why this is confusing you. Heracles is also a demigod. >why would he have a god son
Loki's mother in norse canonin a Jotnar, one of the three types of gods in norse myth. In GoW he's objectively not a full blown deity since his father is half human.
Yeah, he has god blood running through his veins because his father was Zeus. He is not a god of anything, nor is he a full blown deity. If you want you could just chalk it up to one of the many retcons that the series has added over time, especially with 4.
2 years ago
Anonymous
People also forget that he got back his god powers when he got the Blade of Olympus back
2 years ago
Anonymous
No he didn't. His powers were stuck in the blade. If he absorbed the powers back into his body the blade would have been useless. He "retrieved" his powers by getting the sword that absorbed them but he never got them back personally. they weren't even his to begin with, that's why they were able to get taken from him.
>Kratos regains the Blade of Olympus at the end of 2 >He absorbs Hades soul in 3
>He kills the God of Gods in 3 >He refers to himself as God in 2018 >Cory Barlog, who worked on GoW1+2+2018 says he's a God
>blade of olympus
You mean the blade he put all his powers into and never recovered? The same bald ehe stabbed himself with to release all of his, and its, energy into the world at the end of 3?
I don't know why you're even arguing against this, Kratos' mother is a human. The games constantly tell you this.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kratos didn't release all his power at the end of 3. He only released the Hope that he had and gave it to humanity (or the Greeks at least)
2 years ago
Anonymous
Athena blatantly tells him that he absorbed all the powers that she put into the box after he opened it. If the glowing eyes wasn't obvious enough. There's also the fact that after he stabs himself a giant column of light starts seeping out of his body ripping the energy out of him, and the blade of olympus, into the world. To make this even more obvious the blade of olympus clearly has no more energy because it's empty and colorless in the ending shot. There's also the part before this where Zeus' god spirit "kills" him and destroys all the stuff he got throughout the game. Everything he got in 3 was stripped from him, he was only left with his own powers left. If that wasn't the case and he still had all his gown pwoers from 2's intro he'd still be able to do things like change his size at will.
Me
Me
CAM ON KRATOS, SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
he cute
Looks kino.
You, fatass
This is exactly how thor is supposed to look like according to the nordic mythology. A god feasting each moment he can, drinking, fighting, swinging his big fricking hammer everywhere like a crazy powerlifter.
This is what a man is supposed to look like.
why all mythos have gods being massive c**ts?
Anon, if you were given eternity and the limitless powers of a god, you would act the exact same way they do and maybe even worse.
growing up with it? yeah sure, i'm a timid b***h otherwise, i don't like hurting peoples fee fee's
>whats that you didn't do thing that would literally end your life or put it into jeopardy at my whim?
>fricking slaaaay
No I'd just post on Ganker
Gods are often personifications of nature including things like disease and natural disasters as much as they are characters.
>This is what a man is supposed to look like
Only if you're strong as frick, otherwise is fatass cope
Of course anon, actually most powerlifters only got a thin layer of fat covering their muscles, but most morons will think they are out of shape at first glance without thinking about it a little more.
Some fatties are strong as all frick. It isn't a stretch a veteran warrior in the years of yore who would strike fear in enemies by his very presence would in fact be a fat angry drunk.
there's no way you guys are this sensitive
I wouldnt mind fat thor if there wasnt blind homosexuals pretending this is what a warrior looks like
Or that its peak performance
Anyone defending Tublor is a beer gut packing fattie whos coping about not looking fit
>Anyone defending Tublor is a beer gut packing fattie whos coping about not looking fit
Weak, skeleton hands wrote this post
Eddie cant fight for shit though as proven by his horrid attempt at boxing. Clearly its not a "warrior physique".
Sorry mate i actually respect the past
This makes the most sense to me, look at all those ultra big powerlifters, they have huge bellies because all they do is EAT FRICKING BIG and move heavy stuff for a while until their hearts explode.
Black person he looks like a lazy motherfricker
HE HAS NO MUSCLE
its all just fat
Never known the hotdog war devs to give us ur intimidating enemies. I’m betting he’ll be fricking awesome.
If it was all fat, he'd have manboobs. But he doesn't.
My problem is that thor looks like someone who has McDonalds for every meal of the day instead of a strongman. Those aren't pecs, those are manbreasts.
lmao didn't noticed the manbreasts, you are right
You stupid shit
gods wouldn't be bound by human physiological limits
he could feast and drink all the time but he wouldn't look like a fat-ass or be fat at all
>gods wouldn't be bound by human physiological limits
Zeus and Kratos have both been shown to physically age in the series
Because this video game series is made by fricking hacks that need to twist, distort, and break things to suit the narrative they want to push
>"MWAHAHAHAHAHA"
>"We will setup the idea that Zeus and other gods can age so 11 years late we can implement fat Thor!"
>gods aging means they have to get fat too
shut the frick up you hack apologist
Zeus is an immortal shapeshifter, and KRatos is a demigod. He's half human, that's different. His brother, Poseidon, is older than him yet looks younger.
For nordics, unlike greeks, the ideal male body wasn't that of an "adonis", a powerful man was huge and strong, and the greek archetype was looked down to, a gym-rat fair looking man (like marvel's Thor) would probably be considered homosexual to the normans, and they DESPISED homosexuals.
Mark Rippletoe looks like the OP and is revered as a god of strength on Ganker, to the point that his book is stickied for newbies
Nobody on Ganker takes the fricking sticky seriously. Most of the links dont exist anymore and almost all of the info there is outdated to hell. This reply wouldve been accurate a decade ago maybe
>This is what a man is supposed to look like.
well, moron thats the issue here. Thor was never a man. Thor was a GOD. something you are cursed to never have any knowledge about because you eat ass and you're gay you love Black folk and worship men
Didnt he crossdress once? Then again if I think about it again I feel like no depiction of Thor would be able to pull it off.
yes to pose as jotun king bride loki helped him infiltrate jotun hall to reclaim mjolnir stolen by the king, if i remember right he kills them all barehanded but he could recall mjolnir first idk
explains how he pose as jotun king bride then
>I'm a fatass and now I have representation in games, just like the heckin epic Black personinos
That's how strong men look like not those gym twinks snorting Whey and having panic attacks when their body fat % increases.
>he is evil because he's ugly
and it subverts expectations because he is good in the marvel movies
this dude could literally break your little twink ass in half. whats the problem?
>Thor was fat
>Loki was a transexual
>Heimdall was a Black person
Nuke americans
This dude is one of the strongest men in the world.
Actual strongest man in the world here
man I wish I had Alex Jones's build
shit after kabib humiliated him Mc gregor was never the same again
dex vs strength
HAHAHAHAHA
did he died
No his spine was made of rubber
How can you frick up that badly? Damn
he just had to fricking punch him in the face but he awkwardly tried to german suplex him
what a moron pussy lmao
you don't exactly make the best decisions while drunk, or at least I'm assuming this is outside a bar or something
>when you spend all your points in STR and forget about INT
Necks shouldn't bend that way
Ah yes, that's accurate now. I could picture t he red shirt nigg being like:
>Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...
While doing his boxer dancing shit.
>When an accident or other injury severs the spinal cord, it causes a complete spinal cord injury.
>This cuts off all communication between the brain and the body below the injury.
>All sensory, motor, and autonomic function below the point of injury stops.
Does that mean his heart stopped, his lungs or both?
His entire system shut down, that's what happen once the spine is cut from that point.
what a terrifyingly stupid way to die
At least he did it to himself and it wasn't the other guy he killed.
By the way don't look up "fist fight knife throat slashed murder". I'm still trying to get over the look on the guy's face as he realized the blood spurting out of his neck meant he was going to be dead within minutes.
>Does that mean his heart stopped, his lungs or both?
The heart can keep on beating regardless of what's going on with the brain. It doesn't even need any nerve function to keep beating, it can be regulated by hormones alone. The heart is really neat.
The lungs, pretty sure you're fricked, but don't quote me on that.
>Eddie cant fight for shit though
Nobody said that. We're talking about strength.
First guy said "warrior" which involves fighting not just weightlifting.
>Strongest man
>Just 2 guys fighting
Fricking moron.
Loki WAS a transsexual.. he turned into a female horse and gave birth to sleipnir
Considering he drank half the ocean in the nordic mythos, he's looking fairly slim.
It's for twitter w*men
They did it specifically for me because I want nothing more than to me ploughed by a chubby daddy bear
>that huge cigar
I suppose when you're a wiener sucker you need something big to wrap your lips around.
For me to jerk off to
The only way for woke of war to pay off is if Atreus turns into Kratos from God of War 1 and the cycle starts all over again.
He's built like a strongman. It's not that hard to believe. He lifts heavy stuff and puts it back down, and eats a gigantic meal each day.
That’s the accurate depiction of Thor you capeshit watching normie.
>accuarate representation of a strong man
The answer to both questions is israelites.
Imagine the seethe if they forced you to loss agents a black woman just after defeating this "thor"
Environments look a way more vibrant and interesting than 2018 did. Enemies look much nicer as well. Still not too sure on the combat, looks better than 2018 but by how much, I don't know.
The story looks fine as well. Hope we get tons of call backs to OG God of War, 2018 had lots of them and they always made me smile.
wow, this is literally me
kek, now time to hit the gym anon, you got the fat so now the only thing you gotta do is get those muscles
Mutts
>New GoW trailer drops
>90% TLoU style cinematics of Kratos and Tom Holland talking about their feelings
>"Boy, this looks like ass, hopefully has some cool monsters."
>Digimon valkyries
>Monster hunter style rhinocerous
>"I'm sure there's gotta be at least one cool fight."
>That last second of fat thor flying out with his hammer
What the frick happened to this series?
that's what thor is you capeshit consuming normalgay
Got PCSX2 and played some God of War 1 again. I forgot how much pure bliss you have with the OG series. I wonder if they would ever do a spinoff with gameplay similar to the OG series
These fricking homosexuals itt want thor to look like a hunk lmao actual queers
gay
complaining about fat thor makes you the homosexual, trannoid
He looks cool.
Y
probably to differentiate the design from disneys marvels thor
>Marvel invented buff thor
this is your brain on capeshit
Disney already made Thor fat though
The design is awesome. moronic mutts think everything should be like in their capeshit.
I actually like the idea of Thor being a fat grumpy drunkard.
Well I don't.
Thor being a fat grump drunkard is destroying the white race
How so? The trope of a fat drunk badass warrior is deeply ingrained in white culture. A lot of historical figures were like that.
Listen I understand that a ripped young warrior is aesthetically superior but on the other hand if I were a young ripped warrior I would rather fight another young ripped warrior than some drunk fat dude who became a king by killing all his enemies.
I was memeing
Ah ok. Well memed then.
You're replying to weak bait you fricking moron
AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA you fricking incel loser
> the idea
homie
EVERY THOR STORY IS ABOUT HIM BEING A FRICKING DUMBASS THAT ONLY KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT AND EAT
READ THE GODDAMN MYTHOS
I don't give a shit about actual mythological portrayal of thor, I know he's a scary dude with a hammer and that's all I need to know and I think this image of him is fitting.
I was agreeing with you, but I'll take the hit and admit I worded it poorly
Have a good day
Honestly I don't mind it. I'm tired of only fat women and nigroids getting representation. Even if I hate lardasses I rather have a fat white man than yet another token representation character.
i like the design, i don't get the rage
he looks very norse
Thor was the god of frat boys, the electricity is secondary.
>all these gays seething over fat Thor
I mean are you going to frick the imaginary being? Why does it matter so hard. Go watch love and thunder and drink some appy juice, have a cookie and chill.
>Zeus is an immortal shapeshifter
In past cutscenes with Gaia, you literally see Zeus as a baby. Next time you see Zeus the chronology is during the Great War when he was young. Current day (during OG series) he is an old man. The later two could be interpreted as shapeshifting but you can't deny he DID grow from a baby.
>Kratos is a demigod
Kratos WAS a demigod. By God of War 2 he is a full god (of War trademark)
Shit this was meant for
>Kratos WAS a demigod
No, he is a demigod. He was granted the powers of the god of war at the start of the second game and almost immediately had them stripped away from him. Did you not even pay attention?
I thought he human after having his powers removed and just a badass but havent played and gow since release
Kratos straight up says he is a god and Atreus is also a god. why would a demigod have a god son
Kratos' mother was a human woman, he's a demigod. I don't know why this is confusing you. Heracles is also a demigod.
>why would he have a god son
Loki's mother in norse canonin a Jotnar, one of the three types of gods in norse myth. In GoW he's objectively not a full blown deity since his father is half human.
>I don't know why this is confusing you.
Kratos explicitly referring to himself as a god?
Yeah, he has god blood running through his veins because his father was Zeus. He is not a god of anything, nor is he a full blown deity. If you want you could just chalk it up to one of the many retcons that the series has added over time, especially with 4.
People also forget that he got back his god powers when he got the Blade of Olympus back
No he didn't. His powers were stuck in the blade. If he absorbed the powers back into his body the blade would have been useless. He "retrieved" his powers by getting the sword that absorbed them but he never got them back personally. they weren't even his to begin with, that's why they were able to get taken from him.
>Kratos regains the Blade of Olympus at the end of 2
>He absorbs Hades soul in 3
>He kills the God of Gods in 3
>He refers to himself as God in 2018
>Cory Barlog, who worked on GoW1+2+2018 says he's a God
>blade of olympus
You mean the blade he put all his powers into and never recovered? The same bald ehe stabbed himself with to release all of his, and its, energy into the world at the end of 3?
I don't know why you're even arguing against this, Kratos' mother is a human. The games constantly tell you this.
Kratos didn't release all his power at the end of 3. He only released the Hope that he had and gave it to humanity (or the Greeks at least)
Athena blatantly tells him that he absorbed all the powers that she put into the box after he opened it. If the glowing eyes wasn't obvious enough. There's also the fact that after he stabs himself a giant column of light starts seeping out of his body ripping the energy out of him, and the blade of olympus, into the world. To make this even more obvious the blade of olympus clearly has no more energy because it's empty and colorless in the ending shot. There's also the part before this where Zeus' god spirit "kills" him and destroys all the stuff he got throughout the game. Everything he got in 3 was stripped from him, he was only left with his own powers left. If that wasn't the case and he still had all his gown pwoers from 2's intro he'd still be able to do things like change his size at will.
You're blind and moronic if you can't distinguish the difference between the build of the guy you posted and fat-ass thor in the OP
Middle aged single moms
looks awesome
WHO WOULD WIN?
ROWOR wins, dual wield > fists.
GOD DOG would beat the frick out of RAW WAR he doesn't need hammers
left is peak strength
Bo' Rai Cho with a hammer? Thats cool i guess
Me. Fat Thor is high test, just like me. You must be the other kinda test.
This is now a bloatmaxxing thread. Women and "men" under 240lbs must leave.
I'll leave but my girlfriend's over 240lbs, can she stay?
Post more strong men
Thor in the myth wasn't described as cut and lean. But they took the chub wayyyyy too far
Fat evil is cool frick off
Who cares, if you play this game you're a loser
Americans, they can project themselves into this le epic ugly goblin.
I kind of like the idea, but they over did the fatness and he should have a more menacing face.