why the FRICK would I disband the Inquisition?

why the FRICK would I disband the Inquisition?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick would you play this troony game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my god, I forgot about this absolute travesty that basically put bioware under.

      Please post more.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This was really like the first poster gamegate AAA game with a lot of weird shit that's common now.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Western devs are complete hacks.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It’s amazing how hard they try to push shit like this as normal when literally everyone just sees it as fricking innately hilarious
          Just two utterly massive men staring at each other like that is instant comedy for 99% of all people and 1% would be “moved” by it in any other way

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          RIDE THE IRON BULL
          Don't frick dwarf shortstack hotties though, that's creepy and predatory

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The fujos who play DA nowdays demanded a very confused Gaider take action and rally the troops against a mod that made Sera and Dorian straight, because it was literally conversion therapy via vidya gaems, and this is in a world where the gay Allistair mod was already jerked-off by game journos

        https://twitter.com/davidgaider/status/570995722419621888

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Considering neither of those characters look like they're gay, this is especially funny.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Dorian is obviously a flaming homosexual, what universe do you live in where eyeliner on a man isn’t full bore buttpirate?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              There was much gayer looking straight men in the 80s

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That is both wrong (comparing shit like rockstars to regular people is disingenuous at best) and irrelevant, this

                You see that moustache on a lot of straight people these days?

                is a gay to anyone with eyes and no amount of equivocating will dispute that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                While I agree with you, I have to acknowledge that this is how most Tevinter men look

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You see that moustache on a lot of straight people these days?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's set in medieval times there's lots of people with twirly mustaches

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair Alistair does come across quite…fruity.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Friendly reminder that these are the same homosexuals that modded out a straight shota relationship in persona because it was "creepy"
          The people who want free love don't even want fictional free love, just real life debauchery.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >creepy between quotes

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but heterosexual relationships shouldn't ever be considered inherently creepy. Even if one party is younger, it's normal for males and females to be attracted to one another.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Adults with prepubescents is creepy as frick 100% of the time to anyone remotely normal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, Gaider is actually being totally normal about it. For some reason I was expecting him to be joining the freakout in some fashion but he's just like "It's basically just fanfiction people. It's nothing worth being upset over."

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >a mod that made Sera and Dorian straight
          where is the link?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/616/
            https://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/781

            Nexus.... good????? There's no way this would've lasted if it happened a year later though, and people weren't already reeling from SU morons on Tumblr making someone suicidal over roughly the same fandom violation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she's so fricking hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >average WEG woman

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >call game Inquisition
    >no hardass Inquisitor option

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Disband the Inquisition
      >Serve as the glorified bodyguard for your favourite girlfriend
      Should have been able to make a powerplay of uncertain success. also

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I believe there was a scrapped ending where the Inquisitor could become the Divine

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A Qunari divine would have been such a fricking funny ending

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's nothing wrong with that because the "Qunari" Inquisitor is a Vashoth who has never been part of the Qun.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Frick Qunari. They should all be killed on sight. Definitely shouldn't have been playable or had abominations like Iron Bull in the group.
              Wait, I think I care too much. nvm

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                A “Qunari” Inquisitor isn’t a Qunari they’re Vashoth (Grey one in Qunlat) which mean they are born outside of the Qun and never knew it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Frick the Vashoth too. kek

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What did the Vashoth do to you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                took mercenary jobs away from hardworking Orlesian war criminals

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thom Ranier? Is that you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                His parents broke up and his dad married a kossith. It's very awkward.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Still better than a knife ear

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The Qunari themselves at least have the autism and Qun to make them interesting (as enemies), but a Vashoth without the Qun is just an ugly human/borderline furry character.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Borderline furry? They just have horns dude, by that logic thinking Harding is hot make you a pedo (frick Gaider btw).

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Bioware didn't say "Ride the Bull" for no reason. They're fricking degenerates, of the worst kind. The people who took over would've gone worse if more beast like races had been in the setting.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, they're indisputably freaks, but they're too basic to lean into anything freakier than gay elf sex or gay buff dude with horns sex.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think they'll get worse if EA keeps giving them money. Don't know why they're not bankrupt and gone, as it is.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No they’ll just add the same generic gay and troon shit, like some “bigot” that only throws out minor insults like “act like a man” or some milquetoast shit like that to some troon and is almost immediately killed in an overly brutal and comedic way. They already did some similar shit with Dorian and his dad in Inquisition.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I thought the story with Dorian and his father was handled relatively well, his dad seemed pretty multi-dimensional

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                While I do like Dorians character and that moment, it felt off. Like it was some kind of self insert shit by one of the writers (Gaider). It was just the generic why don’t you except me? Type shit that when you examine why his father did it you’ll know is not the case

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The most unrealistic part of Dorian’s character is him trying convince my Inquisitor that slavery is okay and necessary.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it’s not okay but it’s understandable especially for a pre industrial society. Even with magic and shit farming still requires man power

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What's unrealistic? He might be a whinging leftie, but at the end of the day, he's still a Magister through and through.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno why of all things people choose to complain about Dorian's quest. The problem was never that Dorain was a flaming homosexual, but that he wouldn't have a heir and thus ruin the family's livehood and prestige and that's brutal in Tevinter

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I know but the way it’s framed and the way most people interpret is “my dad doesn’t except my life style and tried to change me”. When in reality his dad just wanted him to enter a political sham marriage and produce and heir for House Pavus and then he was free to do whatever. Which is a normal thing in both Thedas and real life. But the BioWare can’t seem to comprehend this so they make Nobles that are masters of politics do dumb shit like refuse to marry. They also did this with Celene, who refused to marry Gaspard because of her lesbian elven fricktoy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They're definitely on the ragged edge of the corpse pit. Andromeda got the rest of its proposed trilogy dumpstered so hard that they're actually aiming for a post-3-ending Shepherd game to revive the series, and Anthem was a ten-year live service plan that got slated for a complete rework after one, and was officially abandoned after two. Not to mention, EA had originally decided to double-down on long-term monetization schemes with DA4 multiplayer after letting Fallen Order release without any, but now they consider that an unsafe risk. Says something when EA of all companies doesn't trust you to add lootboxes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t know much about corporate/company hierarchy or policy, but why don’t they just purge the morons. Like do a company wide test or evaluation on abilities and performance as well as examine people’s actual job/position to see what they do?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty uncharacteristic of EA to not dump them. It's like a fricking charity or something. Biggest tards in the industry who keep getting hundreds of millions of torch franchise after franchise.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it can’t just be because of reputation alone maybe there some tax shit involved or something

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              There’s a Chantry law or code that state nonhumans can’t take the vows so they can’t become Divine. If Leliana becomes Divine she changes it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Makes sense since she's a fricking zombie

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That’s only if you kill her in DA:O otherwise she just a normal person.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_the_Arab

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Leliana crying makes me happy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I admit it is funny, but why do people hate her so much?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Because people think that a swamp witch that admitted to turning into a dog and was fricked like one is purer than a reformed assassin.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Because people think that a swamp witch that admitted to turning into a dog and was fricked like one
                Wait, what?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              As I understand it, a lot of people were upset about how hard she fell back into her old assassin outlook regardless of whether or not she was hardened in the original game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair it does make sense and is even realistic. You can be the most innocent person in the world, but if your job is to fricking assassinate people who try to overthrow your religion you'd become jaded sooner or later.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                A very reasonable conclusion, but to some people, it seemed regressive. Especially when compared to Morrigan, who significantly chilled the frick out over the ten years between Origins and Inquisition.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                People like to frame Morrigan as the darker character because of Flemeth and her overall personality but in reality she is very sheltered the first time she ever really left the wilds was with the HoF and Alistair. Where as Leliana had been orphaned, recruited by Marjolaine, trained to be a bard, and would go on to kill many. When you take all that into consideration Morrigan is just an edgy goth girl standing next to the female equivalent of John Wick

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Really I never noticed that she still believed in the Maker she was just using he talents for a good cause it would be a waste for her to just rot away in a Chantry for the rest of her life. And The Divine agreed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised by the lack of "renegade" choices, and how everything feels so linear

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Remember when DAO let you kill a kid?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can kill the kid, have the demon keep his soul, have his mom kill him, kill his mom and then kill Jowan afterwards.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised by the lack of "renegade" choices, and how everything feels so linear

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No where near what DAO was. Or ME2.
        We'll never see it's like again. Not just the dialogue options, but the amount of time they put in for all the choices and race options.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t you execute people or magically lobotomize them?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To hard cap the number of homosexuals that are allowed to follow you around at one time.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Solas and the Qunari both have spies all over its ranks it's a poisoned nest.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because you won't be playing the inquisitor in the next one and you'll have to build your own forces from scratch anyway.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the most memorable thing about this game is the stupid drum songs that i started memeing to myself as donkey kong jungle beats it was the most entertaining moment this video-game had to offer also pic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Riding a mount is faster than walking or running on foot, but sprinting on a mount doesn't give more speed than the speed of the mount itself (which is more than running on foot)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a shitty engine even Skyrim had faster horses

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For some reason, modern game developers live in pants-wetting terror of loading screens, and will use all sorts of tricks to try and hide when the game needs time to load the rest of the map. Like the constant "squeezing through a narrow corridor" segments that every movie game uses nowadays.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Like the constant "squeezing through a narrow corridor" segments that every movie game uses nowadays.
          That isn’t actually a loading screen anymore most of the time, they add it deliberately to build tension or because they think it’s fun. Glitching through in GoW or Tomb Raider shows it isn’t hiding loading, and in ‘ogwarts you can blink through the crevices and the game doesn’t mind. Hell half the places you need to crouch are literally into tiny rooms you can see the entirety of from the outside.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was built for FPS games, unfortunately

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kek, good thing i never used the mounts anyway except for like, the desert with the dragon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda had some fun for a few hours because I played with the German dub and the game was essentially Wesley Snipes, Christopher Judge, Hugh Jackman and The Rock fricking up shit.
      Otherwise it's pure shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The horse was fricking worthless, I thought initially that it was supposed to be slow and you could get better mounts or upgrade them - NOPE it was all just cosmetic changes, it stays as shit as it is from the beginning.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To become medieval glowies or some shit
    God that game was fricking awful

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that what the Seekers were until you killed them all?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        To become medieval glowies or some shit
        God that game was fricking awful

        The Seekers are the current day glowies (but more like the internal afraid guys who watch the Templars). The Inquisitors is more like the Interpol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They don't watch the Templars, though. In fact, pretty much all the bullshit you have to deal with while you're trying to save the world is because the Seekers are not doing their fricking jobs.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well, they did watch the Templar but they decided that things haven't gotten out of hand yet so they didn't do anything. They philosophy was to deal with the issue later rather than stop it at the roots.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >They don't watch the Templars, though. In fact, pretty much all the bullshit you have to deal with while you're trying to save the world is because the Seekers are not doing their fricking jobs.
            Well, yeah, like anon said, they're glowies.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because politics in particular Fereldan and Orlesia forced your hand. Although I think there should have been an "evil" ending where you can keep the Inquisition and subjugate the other countries.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't get into this game honestly, picked mage and all I was doing was projectile flinging

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You get to do some cool magic swordfighting stuff if you become a Knight Enchanter, but otherwise, you're kinda stuck with that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You get to do some cool magic swordfighting stuff if you become a Knight Enchanter, but otherwise, you're kinda stuck with that.

      They should've kept the feel of the DA2 mage, if they were going for action. It was a step back and less involved.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All classes are boring as frick

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    still haven't played this despite loving da:o, what's the most fun class and specialization?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like the other anon said, do not play this.
      If you insist, archer with tempest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2-handed Reaver

      Remember when DAO let you kill a kid?

      TO be fair, the kid got PTSD if you let him live

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe a 2h sword or stabby rogue.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you loved DA:O, do yourself a favour and don't bother playing this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        but it's been 13 years since my first dao playthrough, i think it's time to move on... just so i can shitpost how bad it is at least

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can't really go wrong with mage or rogue they're both pretty strong, warriors feel kinda weak unless you go reaver.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're the equivalent of CIA of the ferelden/orleais. If you don't disband the inquisition their power and influence will corrupt the organization and make them the same evil that they originally rose up to fight against.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No like another anon said they’re more like Interpol The Seekers are the CIA. Also the first Inquisition disbanded and became into The Seekers and by extension The Templars and we know how that turned out. There just need to be checks and balances as well as some safeguards to prevent corruption.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >horn of valor upgrade
    >combat roll
    >barrier amulet (You did obviously side with the Templars, right?)
    >you're now almost invincible as a warrior, the only thing that could be slightly challenging if you're not standing still are the damage stacks from the jaws dlc but even that's nothing
    Pretty funny - but there's a broken option you can do for every single class so it doesn't matter.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >every game makes sure to basically say ''hey mages are very powerful but not just for their ability to destroy but because they also can heal''
    >take away healing spec and the concept of healing almost entirely except through niche things like knight enchanter (which might as well not exist as an ability) and fade-touched stuff and obviously potions
    I know it's because they wanted to slightly move away from the ''trinity'' but I didn't like it too much
    Warriors essentially became the new healers with guard generation.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw still no ugly bastard porn of sera breeding cassandra

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There wasn't much porn. Shit games like Cisquisition or Forsaken don't even spark that type of interest.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna start a DAO playthrough. What's a good way to not eat shit as a 2H Warrior I remember Sten being worthless because he wasn't tanky enough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just boost the shit out of STR. The rest in Con. If I recall, the key to getting 2h dps at it's best is to not spam attacks and let them fully cycle before going for another.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the trick to two-handers was to fire off skills the moment the autoattack connects to cancel the long-ass recovery animation?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Two-handed warriors are tricky at the best of times, but Sten is especially bad because he's the only companion who only gets one specialization. Even Dog at least gets some unique skills.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dwarf
      >get leliana for song of valor since you need the stamina regen early on
      >get a few points into willpower, the rest into DEX and STR
      >shit ton of bombs so you can do damage while waiting for your cooldowns
      >don't spend all your stamina into sustained abilities like a moron
      quite easy, really

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why play warrior when you could simply not do that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't play rogue/mage, that's gay shit. Maybe if I were to play with a female PC, but I'm not a troon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          well warrior in dao is just a boring npc class, does literally nothing. much better in 2 and inquisition though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dual wield warrior has decent DPS. Sword and board is ass. Two hander isn't great. Arcane warrior is the best class in the game bar none

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Best thing about DAI
    >Only about 5 minutes of screen time
    >Only if you side with the faction Bioware obviously didn't want you to
    It's not fair.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      By not picking The Templars it means she can still be alive, plus Samson Is a much better secondary antagonist

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im gonna post thoughts about dragon age
    shale is an awful companion. funny and well-written, but 5 skill tracks with nearly zero synergy between them to "diversify" her role as a squaddie made her bad or at best boring
    the architect is based as frick and I always help him. lol @ future DA games never following up on this besides soft confirming what was already pretty heavily implied (his identity)
    i have a special distaste for zevran. Not because he's a gay, but because as a role-playing game there's no fricking world where a Warden would EVER, good or evil, recruit Zevran. He's a literal backstabber paid to kill you. Let him go, maybe, recruit him? Frick off.
    Executing Loghain only exists for speedreaders, fujos, and variety. There is almost no justification for killing him. He's an butthole but was correct about the King being a dumbfrick, he's the only chance the Wardens have at being restored in Ferelden, and you need the favor of his daughter, not to mention "sparing" Loghain had a really good chance of killing him horribly with no downside anyway
    people shit on The Fade but the entirety of DAO is a long, long series of zones I never want to play through again. all of it is trash. as a whole, great game, but far far greater than the sum of its parts
    the qun is awesome as a concept.
    Morrigan and Sten's schizo approval gains or losses were fricking annoying, namely both losing approval if you agree to tell a guy you'll see if you see his daughter as you pass through a captured castle you're going to go into regardless

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just tell Sten to shut the frick up and keep marching. He loves that shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sten's approval actually made sense. He respects people who stand up for themselves, are firm in their beliefs even if different from his own, and Leliana calling him a softie is accurate since telling him he can stay with you nets a +20 approval.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Loghain only exists for speedreaders, fujos, and variety. There is almost no justification for killing him. He's an butthole but was correct about the King being a dumbfrick, he's the only chance the Wardens have at being restored in Ferelden, and you need the favor of his daughter, not to mention "sparing" Loghain had a really good chance of killing him horribly with no downside anyway
      You do know you can sit Alistair on the throne, completely removing the need to have the throne back you by controlling it by proxy through Alistair. Not like it's CK2 where you're going to control it, but there's no need to keep Loghain alive at all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you're talking to a moron. He literally said there's no good reason to ever recruit Zevran, a fair but extreme opinion, but immediately went on to say executing Loghain, the dude who fricking hired Zevran, as well as every other assassin, who also went on to almost cause a civil war, is a speedreader's decision.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          speedreader speedreads again
          If your goal is just "i kill bad guy!!!" then yeah sure kill loghain. problem is killing him gives you nothing and can cost you dearly, while sparing him has huge rewards and dooms him anyway because he's either going to die to the joining or to darkspawn blood poisoning later
          recruiting zevran is a decision that, with all in-character knowledge at the time, makes no sense and is likely self-destructive because zevran has no goal beyond killing you for money
          recruiting loghain is a decision that, with all in-character knowledge at the time, makes 500x more sense than the alternative and actively progresses your goal of stopping the Blight because loghain in the end has the same goal you do
          you probably missed every single reason executing Loghain is stupid because, again, you're a speedreader
          >Loghain is widely beloved by nearly everyone in Ferelden up to and including the moment you barge into his keep and slaughter him, proving his crimes and offering atonement-through-joining for a literal hero does a lot towards gaining the favor of possibly powerful allies
          >again, antagonizing his powerful daughter does nothing to help you
          >ultimately, you're executing Loghain as retribution for Duncan who was very specific in teaching that Wardens end the blight at any cost (like recruiting Loghain)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Im not that anon, but shut up homosexual. I didn't read your post

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I am that anon, shut the frick up homosexual. I also did not read your post.

              concessions accepted

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >neither of those anons but
                Loghain was to dangerous to be left alive plus he needed to pay for his crimes even if Cailan was incompetent he was still his king that he swore to serve. Not to mention the son of his two greatest friends who he fought with to free Ferelden from the Orlesians. No Loghain was wrong he was blinded by paranoia and bitterness that nearly drove ferelden to destruction

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I am that anon, shut the frick up homosexual. I also did not read your post.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >problem is killing him gives you nothing and can cost you dearly, while sparing him has huge rewards
            Having him on your team loses Alistair, the actual heir to the throne, in exchange for an ousted traitor and oathbreaker with no remaining powerbase

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >saving a mad dog who bites the hand that feeds
      Lmao, the only thing wrong with the Landsmeet is that you couldn't kill Anora too and wipe out these uppity commoners.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Inquistion got do big, so fast that the Inquisitor didn't notice all the shit going on. The organization became corrupt and the easiest wsy to deal with it is to disband.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the left
    Cassy on the right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only good thing of that game was that almost perfect tomboy waifu
      I say almost because she's a bit old, and had sex with a different man before you which is inherently cucked. Still best girl in Inquisition.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was one guy over 20 years ago why is that such a big fricking deal ago and he’s dead.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >she's a bit old
        That's why I made my Inquisitor a young elf boy. Looks like a twink but goes tomboy hunting.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always disband it, because all these b***hes can go and frick their high and holy asses, I don't need these cucks.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did you even play the game moron? Because it was full of enemy spies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them left or were caught by the end of trespasser

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >romance Cassandra
    >turn her into the next Divine
    >turn the Inquisition into her personal bodyguards
    >get to officially go whethever she goes and frick her
    >???
    >profit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Better yet how about the long con
      >make Alistair King of Ferelden
      >recruit Sten and get his sword back so he becomes Arishok
      >do the ritual with Morrigan and have Kieran
      >become Warden Commander of Ferelden
      >make Leliana Divine
      >???
      >profit

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