Why the FUCK would square enix insult their playerbase like this?
Why the FUCK would square enix insult their playerbase like this?
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I'd lift her
Lift that skirt a little more.
Just make Harvins
I wish lalafells actually looked like this (had chins and hips) because then I would actually want to fuck them (like Harvins and Brouni)
Don't make me want to fuck a potato.
The rest of the lala
I din't even play your chink shit but i got to say - that is one based move from the developers.
Are they complaining toddler characters have toddler furniture?
Lalas are NOT toddlers. They are some of the shrewdest businessmen in the game.
Yeah they're more like little garden gnome goblins
more accurately garden gnome mandragoras
Mandragoras are cuter.
I think he meant the lala were created as plantpeople by the Alagans or the Magi I can't remember which
In FFXI the original Tarutaru concept had them as little plant people. They were meant to emulate classic NES sprites so they made literal Onion Kids. That's where their onion haircut comes from. The plant elements of the design were split off into the mandragora enemies.
i want that new zombie mandragoa from the hildi quests as a minion
They look like toddlers, walk like toddlers, and speak like toddlers
No they're not
They literally toddle around you crackhead
There's this weird discrepancy between how Lalafell look, and how they're actually treated in-game by NPCs. They're usually taken very seriously instead of complete jokes, many important, influential, and powerful characters are lalafell, and other NPCs treat them as sexually desirable and aren't considered pedophile freaks for it (though this is usually in idle NPC dialogue or sidequests that many players might not encounter). But then they look like little Cabbage Patch people and all their animations are distinctly child-like or immature.
I'd blame the 1.0 legacy stuff if anything, it feels a lot more like the dev team now want Lalafell to be treated more like this games "dwarf race" versus the original wanting them to be the "e-boi/shota race". I imagine if things had been that way from the start, Lalas would probably have been a similar size but with a lot thicker proportions to make them more "dwarfy". They try too hard to make them a more "human" looking version of Tarutaru from 11, and it really works the worst here of any race, and its simply a lot harder to make them stand out differently from the original characterization that was basically a copypaste of the 11 races as the world and writing as evolved over time.
I wonder if this concept would have worked better.
Like I've talked to a good few people who love Lalafell and hate the fact that they're like, flat triangle creatures and rather than a body that makes them yknow, know look like children and look like an actual functional body shape, and hate even more than the modding community calls you a pedophile if you try and mod a lalafell to look LESS like a child and more like a dwarf or halfling which is probably just the single biggest statement you can make about how fucking cancerous all the modding shit in this game is, moreso than all the cheating shit because who even gives a shit about World First race cancer.
>look like children
fuck me I meant adults, forgot to change that word when i reworded that sentence while typing it
this is the ideal female body. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
sugar cone, traffic cone, candy corn, guitar pick. what else?
Actually not terrible.
Now make every clothing item in the game use this body and I will now install your mod
try this one
Regular lalas are ugly cause they don't have hips
can't see vagina bones because we're chubby
can't see them because they don't exist.
>can't see vagina bones because we're ugly
That's what I said.
Looks great. Oppai Lalas are abominations.
I at the very least prefer those ears. My general problem with the races in the game is that they aren't particularly distinct from humans besides body shape or pointy ears.
>There's this weird discrepancy between how Lalafell look, and how they're actually treated in-game by NPCs.
How is that a discrepancy? They're a fictional race in a fictional universe that has fictional values and perceptions that aren't the same as our own. The only "discrepancy" is the one you've made up because you keep inserting values that aren't compatible with a fictional setting.
>How is that a discrepancy?
By being discrepancy. Duh. I made no indication that it was internally inconsistent within the universe.
There's literally a lalafell prostitute npc in Uldah, or at least there used to be back when I played this shit.
There are several, and in Costa del Sol too.
get a job
Now THAT'S funny
reminds me of that vrchat webm with a bunch of dancing oversized babies but you just know theyre all fat men
>toddlers high chair
perfect for lalafel then
stop posting these whores, lalaboys are way better
These chair babbies are too embarrassing to be associated with, so I think I'm going to fantasia away from being a Lalamale. Right now I'm leaning toward a male Duskwight. I think I'm past the awkward walk cycle. Going to try running some raids and watch some cinematics as him today before committing.
That looks disgusting anon please think about going catboy or bunnyboy if you wanna be male instead of going for an ugly race.
Looks good though I'd try swapping the red and the black on the hair? Not sure though.
I've gotten a haircut since then. But my posture's still fucked...
So you prefer the bunny?
some of these sylph dailies, man
now imagine you had the base mount speed and aren't able to fly
I tired to do some of the ARR beast tribe quests and they are so fucking horrible, glad you can just get the mounts for time events.
You've got a lot more patience than I do, I just noped the fuck outta those.
Ahaha, get fucked lalapedos
>make a joke item
>people can't take it
I'm guessing some lalas get extremely defensive because of the pedo aura they emit, they overcompensate by getting upset at the chair
FF players are retarded
Good, fuck potatoes. Every single person who plays one deserves the rope.
You can tell Square deeply regrets making lalafels playable.
Also 'lala' is a play on words, it sounds similar to 'e-boi' which is Japanese lingo for a popular subgenre of child pornography. Really sick shit, I always find people that choose to play these so creepy.
>You can tell Square deeply regrets making lalafels playable.
Then why do all of the devs seem to play them?
>want to fanta to female viera
>"voice type 5 sounds kinda nice"
>look up how it sound like in combat to avoid this https://youtu.be/xLonTE_ZhFM
why is SE hiding this shit
>posts video with male viera
I don't want her to scream like this one used to before they patched it.
Just look at this trap man. Nice, calm emotes with a comfy voice and suddenly a guttural cry of pure rage.
I miss the Sideshow Bob voice femViera used to have.
Those are bun mating noises, they use it to attract bun females and sometimes - horth homos.
Female buns drool whenever they hear this
you wouldnt understand
t. Male Viera
im enjoying all of this lalafell cope
Lalafells are always the ones seething over something, like when roes blocked off their lala ERP spot on some server, some bench in Limsa, and started saying moron because they were free trial multibox accounts.
>now it going to be on reddit
all of the ones complaining about this are the same ones who go around making awful dad jokes or other shitty memeshit or constantly need to tell everyone how cute they while talking like babies,the one in the op crying about the chair is in a lalafell group called the anklebiters and they go around servers and do lalafell parades
If you play Lalafell, you're a pedophile.
I respect his dedication to the larp
>we are NOT toddlers!!!!
>spergs out like a toddler
what did they/them mean by this?
Just admit that you want to fuck a toddler you fucking sicko.
lalafels were a mistake
I get it sister. I really do.
Imagine going to someones ingame house and being disrespected by being told to sit on the ingame chair for ingame childs
bros... is sfia a degenerate?
finding a mmo raider who is a decent person is like finding a needle in a haystack
Ask yourself if a well adjusted person is going to devote thousands of hours doing the same thing over and over in a video game.
Thoughts on this bun?
built for emotionless sex
What's wrong with this one? Tell me while I can still make changes.
Straight men are incapable of making good looking women
Except French men.
There are no French men.
I prefer white chocolate but she is cute
Hair looks horrible, the contrast with the highlights is off
How about this? I wanted them to stand out more but maybe I overdid it.
Brown accents look like shit, literally.
>You got your peanut butter, in my chocolate!
Anon, I don't like shitting on people's characters, but that's really not how highlights should be used. I would just turn them off, or go for a much lighter color.
Lighter color of highlights? That's what used originally.
I don't know a thing about hairstyles man, I always get the most basic bitch haircut irl.
cheek bones are too wide relative to chin
eyes are too big
lips are too glossy and red
hair would be better as a straight brown with maybe hints of grey instead of the brown/rust/grey mix you have going on
>cheek bones are too wide relative to chin
>eyes are too big
He literally cannot do anything about either of those things.
i wouldn't know
>cheek bones are too wide relative to chin
>eyes are too big
can't do much about that
I guess something like this? I guess it doesn't look too bad.
try a pale skin color, i think the contrast will work well
but i also have a preference for pale girls with green eyes and brown hair so i'm baised
I will not play this game until Hrothgar can actually use headgear
Im imagining this guy losing sleep because his pedophile furry wizard has the option to buy a chair that isnt the right color. Some people just cant catch a break in life.
>user plays as the permanent child toddler race, user acts like child not getting their way
i tried getting into this game recently, i've gotten to level 13 and fuck me i've never played a more boring video game in my life, the combat consists of pressing a single button over and over again, the quests are written by children and just have you running around the place delivering items between npcs
why is this dog shit so popular
The alternate is shitter and less populated
>the combat consists of pressing a single button over and over again
You're level 13
the fact that you think this is a good excuse is mindblowing to me
Generally in RPGs you start with one or two abilities and gain more as you level up.
>state with 1 attack, spell, weapon, ability
>throw the game away
Zoomers can't play a game without 2-3 sources of stimuli huh
You only press about 8 of those buttons. Who the fuck keeps Feint, Low Kick and their AoE buttons on their main hotbar?
Why the fuck wouldn't you have those on your bar?
Not him but I can't remember the last time I've used any of them.
>Can't remember the last time he's used Feint
Spoken like a true shitter.
I don't raid because I don't have any friends.
Everything else doesn't need it, just a waste of space.
Not that guy but imagine engaging with the absolute autism that is hardcore raids and that other bullshit with the day 1 gear to hit dps checks instead of just waiting for the welfare blues. Can't be me.
You don't have to be a raidfag to engage above the absolute minimum. A new Deep Dungeon was released this week and having your CC somewhere easy to reach is paramount to making your own and everyone else's life easier for fuck's sake. You gays like to chat shit but you're the unwashed ape in every PF dragging everyone else down because you've internalized shit habits.
>doesn't use AoEs so seems like a raidfag
>doesn't use Feint so seems like a roulette hero
You can put AoEs wherever. It's like 3 buttons for my job and they're only useful in dungeons. It's not my job to stun the enemy so low kick is useless and I don't even remember what feint does so who cares. I've cleared ex trials just fine without it.
>I've gotten carried so my skills are useless
OK retard. Every game's combat is shit if you make other people play the game for you.
>t. poopsocking retard
Oh no what am I going to do without 10% damage taken less for 10 seconds? Shut up.
>I've gotten carried so my skills are useless
OK retard. Every game's combat is shit if you make other people play the game for you.
A clear is a clear. Have fun tearing your hair out in the next raid tier though.
I accept your concession
Whatever floats your boat man, I'm still not going to pop feint.
I didn't say you have to, you can force people to carry you wall you want and waste your own time looking for PFs, doesn't change the fact taht you conceded the combat is good.
>doesn't change the fact taht you conceded the combat is good.
But I never made an argument to the contrary? Where did you get that one from?
>But I never made an argument to the contrary
wrong person buddy
>phone posts to change IP
you got the wrong guy man, shit happens
Learn to write English retard
cope some more
I wasn't even going to hold it against you at first but you're making it worse.
You responded arguing for him so you agree with him
>b-but I don't
You didn't specify that you don't, so you do. That's how it works. Don't post like a retard next time.
It takes about 30 minutes to get to level 15, so you are just have the attention span of a goldfish.
>tank never sprints
>tank never pulls
>the tank never turns on tank stance
>queue as DPS job literally one time
>tank single pulling everything, stopping and planning all for stuff our group is more than strong enough to steamroll
>say literally "hey you can pull more than one at a time"
>receive a bunch of passive aggressive bitching in reply
>tank smugly goes slower
>abandon and go back to a tank job
I'm just gonna say it. If you're french, never queue as a tank or heal.
I'm quebec french and all I ever get is compliments
some of you are alright, don't queue for an alliance raid right now
ERP with Cloud of Darkness for me.
I'm crashing this roulette, with no survivors.
And there, roulette successfully crashed.
The only good glams from this raid series
unless youre a tank/maiming
twisted fucking psychopath
yep, that's an abandon for me
I'm fine with the chair getting added, but it does feel like a spit in the face that there's no other lalafell designed furniture.
If they added joke furniture, like a scratching post for Miqote or Hrothgar and a sunlamp for Au'Ra it'd be great, but I do want more race specific furniture that isn't a joke.
They actually already have Lalafell furniture in the Dwarf houses that other races can't even enter. They just have to make them player accessible, but they're too stupid to think of something so simple.
Yeah, that's what I mean. I know you can already do some lalafell only stuff with limiting the height someone can be to enter, but there should be furniture specific to races. I think that'd be great.
knowing FFXIVfags they are probably into that
day 6 of being stuck on the dumb lala chair. i've given up hope. i will be on the dumb lala chair the rest of my life, because i can't figure out how to stop being a dumb lala. this is my 8th request for help
>Make some funny chair in a videogame
>Terminally online gays get mad
I see this as an absolute win.
daytime is unnaturally bright
Anon it's snow.
ah yes my bi weekly episode of petty butthurt ff14 drama, i wonder who is gonna have a meltie next episode?
XEEMS IS A GROWN ASS MAN WHO NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING SHIT HE SAYS IS NOT CHILL DAWG
They're still fucking around in XIV? I thought all those WoW grifters have finally moved on after DF released.
naw. pyro stuck to his guns. then he picks a fight with xenosys for some reason
He did? QRD on that?
>wah racism, trans extremists, pedos
Ah yes, sounds like a normal day on twitter.
Best part of this is when he tries to act like a hardass telling Xeno to talk to him on discord, like he's pumping himself up for an actual physical fight
Pyro literally burned all his WoW bridges and is just a XIV streamer now.
Now he's picking a fight with Xeno because Xeno said that fantasy racism isn't comparable to real racism and that lalafells look like kids.
Hasn't that cockroach been canceled like 5 times already and every time it's something like
>sorry guys but really I have autism so I can say whatever I want
He built his entire fanbase on schizo ramblings about how Blizzard writers are playing eight dimensional chess, he cannot be canceled.
He actually does though he had a meltie one time about his doctor not renewing his meds (warranted lmao this bro over medicated as fuck)
Pyromancer basically pissed and shit himself for hours over Zepla and Xenos being 4chan chuds
She wanted to play that lame wizard game so that means she wants all loony chuds to kill themselves right NOW.
>so that means she wants all loony chuds to kill themselves right NOW.
I do too.
Okay how is that 4chan?
People like Pyro are fully convinced that most people don't hate chuds, and that it is only a small minority of people who want them all dead.
If you make Lalafell chair jokes you are RACIST
why does this guy act like a keyboard warrior despite having a camera? being able to see him undermines his ability to be threatening. one look at this guy and you could easily envision yourself kicking his scrawny nerdy ass lmao.
I support her
>I deliberately chose to play as the childish meme race, and now I am mad. How can this be happening to me?
everything about this game except for story peaked in stormblood. ffxiv got too popular for its own good, now there's less content and the community is a million times worse. i started playing in mid heavensward and i really did used to think ffxiv had a great community. hasnt been that way for years now though
>everything about this game except for story peaked in stormblood
Stormblood was the beginning of the end and morons like you are the reason the game is so dumbed down now, blindly accepting the "hotbar pruning" excuse for gutting jobs. Go have a nice day.
stormblood had the most convoluted hotbar setups in the game's history you revisionist gay. shadowbringers is when they started dumbing it down for people, did you even play the game
>stormblood had the most convoluted hotbar setups in the game's history
Wrong dipshit, the only job with HW levels of hotbars was monk and PLD (and a few of PLD/MNK's skills were rarely used buttons like fists of earth)
> shadowbringers is when they started dumbing it down for people
No it wasn't, no it fucking wasn't you stupid gay moron casual cunt
>DRK gutted in SB
>WAR gutted in 4.2
>healers in general gutted in SB
>SCH especially gutted in SB
>MNK not gutted but made completely fucking retarded to play by being the same thing but slow until 4.2 when they accidentally made it fun
SB was ass and it was the beginning of the dumbing down. Retards like you excusing it are the reason they continued doing this in ShB. YOU are the reason teh game is shit now. have a nice day.
suck my lala cock, go play something else you loser, if youve hated the game for over half a decade and yet youre still here its just your fault. stay bitter, im gonna keep playing. have a nice day instead, no one needs useless people like you this world
>you're right and I'm a retarded moron but I'm mad about the fact that I missed out
I accept your concession, toddlerfucker.
you have no reading comprehension and arent worth talking to. please gut yourself, retard, you lost years ago and youre still here cause youre bitter as fuck and cant move on. go do something else, ffxiv will never be the same. please end your life
I can read perfectly fine. You failed to prove anything beyond your cherrypicked screenshot of the one(1) job that didn't have shit pruned besides Cleric Stance, so basically, all you proved is that AST was only slightly dumbed down.
You're literally just mad because you started the game after the peak and you're asshurt about it and trying to cope by saying SB wasn't dumbed down when objectively, it fucking was. In fact in some cases (DRK, DRG) it was dumbed down even more than ShB was
>the community is a million times worse. i started playing in mid heavensward and i really did used to think ffxiv had a great community. hasnt been that way for years now though
What? You don't like playing an MMO with the modern equivalent of Furcadia's playerbase?
why are manlets so bad with outing themselves?
>play as the e-boi
>wonder why the game acts like you're a e-boi
>these are the types of people who play lalafell but are anti-e-boi
hmm...some people DO deserve to be shot. kill all normalfags,
Why are they calling Taurutaru's Lalafell's
>FC barely hanging on by a thread with maybe 2-3 active people
>finally leave it because no buffs for 2 days
I hope the leader doesn't whisper me when he logs on
>play character that looks like a toddler
>WTF, things designed for my character look like they're aimed at toddlers!
Literally every single person who plays a lalafell needs putting on a register.
...out of 10!
damn she got cake tho
>things designed for my characte
Lalafell don't even sit properly in the chair, they use the very edge if it just like every other chair in the game, it's a fucking half measure
Sounds like anyone who plays one is a sweaty nonce
But this item is censored in EN since in JP version it says "it's a chair made for lalafell or toddlers of other races".
Big(small) if true.
幼児 more like toddlers than "children".
>Check German and French page
>I don't even need translation to see it's the same
>They literally censored the item only in English version
Pedobros our response?
>Une chaise dont le siège est surélevé pour permettre à un Lalafell de se mettre à hauteur des autres humains. Peut aussi convenir à un enfant en bas âge.
>A chair with a raised seat allowing Lalafell to match the size of other humans. Is also suitable for toddlers.
>Perfekt an die Größe eines durchschnittlichen Lalafells - oder die eines Nicht-Lalafell-Kindes - angepasst, um an jedem Tisch dinieren zu können.
>Perfectly sized for the average Lalafell - or non-Lalafell child - to dine at any table.
What does the english one say?
>Instead of being straight up savage it's more patronizing. Both are acceptable when dealing with the Lala menance
It always makes me lol when wokebrained westerner cognitive dissonance kicks in for XIV. The game has always been Chudtown compared to shit like WoW and GW2 if you actually pay attention, but that requires some level of reading comprehension and critical thinking.
Wait where is that cutscene from
Dragon Quest event.
Dragon Quest crossover event. I think we're due for a rerun again soon.
Dragon Quest event.
sex with catgirls, femros, femezen and femhyurs
Sex exclusively with femzen and thicclanders
The motherfucking lalafels in Ul'Dah are legitimately based off the the greedy, hand-rubbing garden gnome meme, they're even comically evil capitalists like how anti-semites portray gnomish business.
>tfw my country shoves money into the mouths of thousands and thousands of refugees but refuses to do anything about the thousands of homeless & downtrodden veterans that plague our society
Godbert's right, you know. The refugees might deserve a chance and opportunity, and my country has the capabilities to provide them, but we ignore the domestic issues simply because it's not at lucratively profitable in the long term. Why waste resources to support our own people when we can just accept refugees and save money via cheap labour?
>"XIV is actually pushing right wing politics!"
>Posts a pic where the biggest gnomish caricature of the game, Lolorito, makes out like a bandit and wins big time because the ruler of Ul'dah got an argument for NOT returning the refugees to their home country.
Yeah great argument you guys are pushing.
>speedreader has an unbelievably retarded understanding of what happened
>Nanamo: I want to contribute to helping Ala Mhigo, so I'm going to pay passage for the refugees back home and build them a school so they can find jobs.
>Godbert: NO DON'T DO THAT THAT'S FREEBIES AND FREEBIES MAKE PEOPLE DEPENDENT
>Nanamo: Oh ok fine, I guess instead of sending the refugees home I'll tell Lolorito that he now gets a complete monopoly on Ala Mhigo's most valuable natural resource.
All delivered by the hands of a writer who's not allowed to touch the MSQ again. Hmmm...
Yeah, like I said, you're a speedreader because that's not even remotely what happened. Nanamo wanted to raise taxes to give free money to Ala Mhigans. Godbert instead suggested making an investment in Ala Mhigan industry so they could all go the fuck home and work for their own benefit instead of depending on NEETbux. How the fuck you came away with the understanding that the result was making the Ala Mhigans stay in Ul'dah is beyond me.
Post the line in which Nanamo says she's gonna raise taxes to give free money to Ala Mhigans. All she says is that she's gonna pay them passage home and build a school using the money she got from Lolorito. Aka. She was gonna get rid of all the refugees and Godbert stopped her.
>i've been given a huge amount of money that I can use to better my own country but I'm thinking of giving it to refugees instead so they can go home and then... still have nothing
>Don't do that, that's retarded. Invest in something practical so they can go home, have an industry to build their nation up, and then you can also receive profits to help your own nation that you're supposed to serve.
>leftypol retard on Ganker: WHAT THE FUCK SO HE'S KEEPING THE ALA MHIGANS THERE TO RAPE THEM?!
>TO RAPE THEM?!
Where did you even get that from? Is that your fetish fantasy?
Do you know why even now in EW there's still refugee camps outside of Ul'dah and highlanders sitting on the slums complaining about no jobs? It's because of your "muh right wing politics so based" argument. All Godbert did was make sure no ala mhigans could actually go back home without paying out of pocket, and they're all poor. Even just sending them home WOULD have been a good use of Lolorito's money, after all, poverty in Ul'dah would have been vastly reduced after all the refugees went back home, and the poor that remained wouldn't have to compete as hard for jobs and substenance.
But of course, shortsighted idiots merely saw Godbert saying "Don't give refugees freebies" and immediately started clapping. Even though all it did was shoot themselves in the foot. You're defending the same kind of writing as Lyse inviting tempered snakes into congress. All done by a flat out idiot who's not allowed to write for the MSQ anymore.
Didn't read you sound mad tho
Yeah I'd expect someone who starts fantasizing about getting anal raped out of nowhere to not be able to keep attention.
Not interested in your weird fetishes bro
>Do you know why even now in EW there's still refugee camps outside of Ul'dah and highlanders sitting on the slums complaining about no jobs?
Because it's a video game and they go out of their way not to edit the world of previous areas due to new players still going through the story. This is the same shit as arguing because the quests in newer expansions don't deal with Ul'dah citizens having issues with the refugees, it's not a problem anymore.
The devs don't add stuff to old zones.
>The devs don't add stuff to old zones.
In this case they did. See
They reworked that whole area at the end of Stormblood if you actually did the epilogue quests, which that anon didn't.
Were they not MSQ and level 70 post quests instead?
Because if that's the case, I didn't do it either. I'm waiting to get some of my classes to that point.
Yeah, after a certain point in the post-MSQ there are some yellow quests that go into all that.
A girl in little ala migo was raped and it's revealed during one of the fetch quests
I wouldn't blame you for not knowing this since the only cutscenes that matter in the long run are voiced
>She was gonna get rid of all the refugees and Godbert stopped her.
Go to the Saltery and look around you absolute fucking idiot. The point was about giving them a base for an economy so they could leave and stay gone. How the fuck did you come away with the idea that Godbert wanted to keep them there?
>Do you know why even now in EW there's still refugee camps outside of Ul'dah and highlanders sitting on the slums complaining about no jobs?
And here you gave away that you are, in fact, a speedreader. There's a whole questline where that's resolved, but you don't know about that do you? If you actually play the game, that camp outside Ul'dah is now a series of merchant stalls.
>All Godbert did was make sure no ala mhigans could actually go back home without paying out of pocket
Wrong again, because the very questline I'm talking about has you and Lolorito offering to help them home. And those who wish to stay are given unionized employment or allowed to set up the stalls outside Ul'dah. Fucking idiot. I find it funny that every time that image is posted lately I see a completely new leftoid retard take on why it's actually not right wing at all. The amount of seething Godbert must cause in the average discord must be immeasurable.
Hey, if there's a sidequest where you send them all home and Lolorito helps, I retract it. But in that case, it's still retarded that it doesn't happen in the MSQ and the entire issue is left as "let's keep the refugees here for no reason".
Also it's hilarious that you're all dogpiling me for being a leftist as I argue that they should have sent the refugees back home.
>Because it's a video game and they go out of their way not to edit the world of previous areas due to new players still going through the story.
Except they don't have any problems editing single areas whenever it's actually plot convenient.
you speak with authority in saying that X should or shouldn't happen but you haven't even done that section of the story to find out if something does happen with that?
there are very, VERY few loose ends left after 6.0. pretty much anything you can think of has been resolved by the end of Endwalker
>but you haven't even done that section of the story
I did do that section of the story. I've finished the MQS, it's impossibly to not do that section of the story. Not my fault if Square left the actual resolution behind a sidequest you don't get pointed at at all. You're just saying there's apparently a section that the game that actually closes it. I've only got your word that this plot isn't completely retarded and it just happens to get resolved somewhere else entirely.
Also it's dumb you're all presenting this as the game pushing right wing politics and in
you also defend your point by saying they also welcomed the refugees that wanted to stay and unionized them. Sounds like you're the leftists after all.
so you speak with authority on topics that you have no experience with AND you see everything in a dichotomy. i bet you're a real fun and interesting person
Saying that this game is chudtown and at the same time that the game defends welcoming refugees and unionizing them are your words, not mine.
you already proved my point anon. you don't need to keep pretending you know what you're talking about
>Keeping refugees out and making them self reliant so they stay away while making a profit isn't chudtown
You're not very good at reading, are you?
I didn't know the Saltery was in Ul'dah.
I didn't know it was possible to not read this hard.
Well, that wasn't hard.
>Anon continues to not read the point he's addressing.
>he bought into the meme that workers are leftists
Hello average ~~*conservative*~~!
They DON'T keep the refugees. Godbert's suggestion to invest in the Saltery was about helping them go home, because it would be pointless to dump gibs on them to send them to a wasteland where they'll just end up with the same problems and effectively make all that money wasted.
>Ul'dah hosts refugees for 20 years then gives them the choice to return home after investing in restarting their nation's economy so they can stand on their own two feet again
>this will also allow Ul'dah to redirect the profits toward their own needy now that Nanamo has the prime seat on the Syndicate through a combination of her own assets, all of Teledji's assets, and half of Lolorito's which he granted to her
>leftypol retard thinks this is about depicting Godbert and Lolorito as greedy
We all know chuds, leftys, dangerhairs, and the usual suspects all play this game in mass. And I'm sure many of them have seen these cutscenes and plenty of other ones that would definitely be considered "not pc".
So then why don't they march to twitter and complain about it? Some do, but not enough to make a real difference. The answer? They don't want pc bullshit shitting up their favorite game. They know what that cancer brings:
>Sexy outfits nerfed
>half the cast turning black for no reason
>every plotline becomes "racism bad"
Yet they do it to other games. But NOT this one, they don't shit where they live. If your reading this chud, dangerhair, cuck, commie, I just want to let you know your a coward and a HYPOCRITE!
based and redpilled. Those chuds and leftys enjoy the KINO of the game too much to protest.
They've got one of their own in the dev team now so don't embolden them.
NOT IN MY BACKYARD
>Zoom in on lack of tits
>get single-pull tank
>get Cure 1 healer
>pull for the tank
>get into a party is the worst tank ever born
>jesus christ maybe I should abandon
>start pulling mobs
>heal instantly gets it and starts ignoring tank altogether focusing on me
Love you healbros
If you're going to single pulll you odn't need a tank so tanks that single pull are literally griefing. It makes sense.
Next post ending in 4 decides if I fantasia out of bunnygirl
Do it into a bunboy
goddammit, those manlets have the worst aesthetic
A deal's a deal, Anon!
Just started DRK and it's pure edgekino
If they're not announced and the fanfest in few months then never
7.0. Everyone with a brain saw it coming after M!Viera were made into a selling point for EW.
There's already a furry ERP MMO, it's called World of Warcraft.
Which one, Ganker?
>inb4 that one schizo screeches about Viera with facial hair
At least pick proper stache my bro
Moustaches without goatees are pedo shit.
Right of course.
Elezen simply looks better. All Male Viera players are gays anyway.
Viera have better proportions and animations, but Elezen faces definitely do look better. Plus hats/helmets... Just waffling before committing. Running Eden raids for the first time right now as a Duskwight to make sure that I like it.
why can't they just add beards into the game
Small indie company. Pisses me off. Also, I would love to know why 90% of the moustaches in the game don't connect in the middle.
The thing that really pisses me off is that they can't put glamour dressers into housing, so I have to teleport back and forth between GC barracks and my house. Shit sucks.
Glamor dresser AND the diary that lets you view cutscenes.
For me, it's
>all that seething when Aymeric told the State and Church to work together instead of dissolving the Church
The high chair is a psyop to stop people from making lewd lala mods.
It will only encourage such things!
I'm cruising through ARR right now but I have a complaint
Why do Miqote get holes in their hats for their ears but my au ra girl doesn't get them for horns so they just clip through
This is wrong
Au Ra weren't invented yet back in ARR. Yugiri is a catgirl under the hood.
every race that wasn't in the game at launch is half-assed
Here's a schizo theory
The character development Emet Selch recieved in Shadowbringers was originally meant for Zenos when he was stuck in an Ala Mhigan soldier's body. It explains why he was able to break into Garlemald so easily.
>it's hilarious that you're all dogpiling me for being a leftist
I cannot imagine or conceive of caring about in game furniture in an mmo
So you don't care about racism.
That guy legit couldn't look like more of a pedo if he tried.
i need a rundown on this racism stuff with him
he's from portland, oregon
Race jokes in a video game = endorsement of racism IRL
You are never allowed to laugh at Lalafells ever again.
what kind of mental illness is this?
Final Fantasy XIV (14) is the game that made me based and redpilled. It taught me so much. I won't stand for any slander!
I was waiting for you to show up. Still mindbroken about Garleans being globohomo?
>game has ZERO (0) notable gay or chud characters
How is sadu not trans? How is hythlodeus not gay?
Reincarnation is not chud shit, never was.
Sundered Mitron is a chud
G'raha is gay af.
He just wants WoL regardless of gender, so he's only gay if you aren't playing a qt girl.
Then Alisaie and Y'shtola are gay.
Yeah but that's hot
Kinda based but also not the point.
But who really cares about the point.
G'raha is a fag for reasons independent of what he wants to fuck
>yoship demonstrating the design process of female hrothgars
Reincarnation =/= trans
Flamboyant =/= gay
>Reincarnation =/= trans
She literally says she has a male soul trapped in a female body. Trans doesn't mean you have bottom surgery. Trans means you don't identify with your gender that you were given at birth. Which is exactly what Sadus case is.
8/10 bait. you will get an entire line of conversation out of this
>hurr the actual definition of the word doesn't matter because I say so
Go fuck yourself, retard. You don't even know what you hate.
>my definition is correct because i say so
My definition is correct because it's the scientific definition of the word. Facts don't care about your feelings :^)
ok. i'll just need proof that sadu was assigned male at birth and you win this argument
Sadu refers to herself as a woman many times. She believes she was a man once in another life, and is a woman now.
>play toddler race
>get toddler furniture
potatoes get what they fucking deserve.
>fighting boss on orthos
>get stoneskin'd out of nowhere
Man I miss applying Protect and Stoneskin in normal content.
So let's make this clear.
>Nanamo decides to pay all the refugees passage back home so they stop slumming in Ul'dah.
>Godbert tells her not to.
>Instead, Nanamo gives Lolorito complete control of the saltery in Ala Mhigo (under which authority, who knows).
>Lolorito then pays passage for whichever refugees want to go home.
>Except he allows whichever ones want to stay to stay in Ul'dah, but they have to unionize.
>End result: The most gnomish character in the setting is now significantly richer and has a foothold in one more city, Ul'dah's refugees now have a voice in politics, and Nanamo listens more to the monetarists from now on.
>Total right wing victory.
Did I leave anything out?
you forgot the part where azem goes to fight venat
Based and redpilled. You left that out anon.
Garleans are globohomo and so is Emet.
>End result: The most gnomish character in the setting is now significantly richer and has a foothold in one more city
Lolorito isn't the most gnomish character, that was Teledji. Lolorito is a Nald'thal fundamentalist who, to just get into the basics, believes in fair and open trade and not wasting money. Lolorito is actually a good guy who spends his spare time fighting Teledji and Fyrgeiss's garden gnome schemes from the shadows.
>Ul'dah's refugees now have a voice in politics
Ul'dah isn't a democracy.
>and Nanamo listens more to the monetarists from now on.
She doesn't, she has the leading chair on the Syndicate because she holds the most value. And now she's not a blind retarded idealist who thinks it would be a good idea to devote her nation's resources to foreigners.
I was aware Nanamo had Teledji's estate and half of Lolorito's on top of the royal holdings, but does she actually sit on the syndicate?
Yeah, the Syndicate seats belong to whichever six citizens hold the most wealth, and now that includes her. She's using the position to block the filling of any more seats while she works on dissolving it.
there's no open seats. Nanamo took Teledji's and Pipin took Raubhan's. the other 4 seats are Lolorito, Dewlala, Fyrgeiss and Godbert
I don't think Pipin actually took Raubahn's seat. The bit about her working to dissolve the Syndicate is from a lore panel question about who got Raubahn's seat.
I thought EO would be harder than the other DDs because i heard every mob had one shot aoes but it turns out that just made it easier because you just need to know what type of AoE they do and you're good pulling whatever the fuck you want. There are no actual dangerous mobs that you should avoid pulling like PotD and HoH. Also as long as you're not playing a shit tier job then time management is barely a thing anymore.
>There are no actual dangerous mobs that you should avoid pulling like PotD and HoH
Besides the dread beasts i mean.
I've been almost hitting time on every floor up to 20 with maxed aetherpool, but I'm not using strength pomanders.
It's more punishing in the sense you're liable to just get 1HKO'd if you weren't paying attention for a second. It can actually make instances where you get ambushed more or less risky.
why are the EO bosses so pathetically easy?
they all just have 3 mechanics that they spam on a one minute loop
>Go to one of the cities
>Random invites to free companies
I don't know you fuck off
Any GC that invites people like that is not worth joining.
Are the deep floors of EO seriously just a reused PotD crystal cave?
I just beat Shadowbringers. Should I bother with the Bozja and Eureka stuff? It sounds like stuff you need a group for to actually get anything from or something.
yes, its the best content in the game. make sure to do it on primal.
>Play disabled race
>"Why am is the race I'm playing as being treated as disabled!?"
The thread's a nice read.
>pick weird baby diaper fetish people
>be mad that you need weird baby diaper fetish furniture
Really enjoying the new Alliance raids. From a mechanic point they're pretty solid. The music and tone of the story makes me feel like we're fighting for fun than the other raids do.
They're both pretty easy but i still find Aglaia fun. I don't really like euphrosyne outside of the brother sister fight though.
Aglaia has been power crept too hard already. You can skip like half of every fight nowadays.
what do we think?
It really is telling that this Lalafell complaining only got way louder when the normalfags and WoWfugees came in droves in ShB.
No it's because you're /vg/tier attention whores and people are getting tired of you.
>"I for one am OFFENDED by the infantilism of my chubby toddler race and I am NOT a pedophile, I HATE pedophiles"
>Blacklist doesn't prevent you from queueing with someone
The fuck is the point
Ancient japanese code, please understand.
Barry is here...
hello i didnt really read much of this thread but basically i just don't like female WoLs
cringe. Playing female WOL is KINO
imagne playing a female wol during shb and ardberts voice comes out of your mouth
lmao canon chud
>It looks like a toddler chair!
They unironically say while playing toddlers.
5'11"cels seething over their high chair
just get taller you pathetic gays
> 36 years old
Uhhh, what gender is xhe?
Personally I think Venat is a bitch and if someone came up to you saying that you need to change your entire way of life because it's wrong, you'd say the same thing.
It was the Zodiark faction that wanted to change their entire way of life. Where they were previously stewards of the planet and curators of new life, they wanted to start reaping the Lifestream and new lives for their own personal benefit.
I never read the part of their philosophy where it's disallowed to use the life you're cultivating for your own benefit.
If you thonk you're part of the system, and in fact an important part of the system that helps it run, it only majes sense to prioritize yourself.
>I never read the part of their philosophy where it's disallowed to use the life you're cultivating for your own benefit.
They talk pretty extensively about how their entire purpose is to acts as the planet's stewards.
>If you thonk you're part of the system, and in fact an important part of the system that helps it run, it only majes sense to prioritize yourself.
They were trying to stop it from running as intended so they could avoid coping with the fact that death sucks.
>Arguing for who exactly,
The guy whose pose you were defending by responding to someone replying to him.
>b-but I didn't mean to
You didn't specify that, retard. This isn't reddit, people don't know who you are, if you respond like that and don't specify that you're not the same person people will assume you are automatically. Stop being a fucking retard, but considering you play a game you hate because you don't play it at all, that's unlikely.
>if you respond like that and don't specify that you're not the same person people will assume you are automatically.
did you check the first post I have linked you fucking troglodyte
And did you specify you don't agree with him? No, you didn't, retarded gay.
And did I specify that I do agree with him? No, no I didn't. Not my fault the guy put a wrong label on me.
>And did I specify that I do agree with him?
Yes, by defending his positon.
>cringe leftoid babble
Some people just can't be pleased.
>it's penis inspection day at the quicksand
>for the third time this week
Are deep dungeons even as popular as ultimates?
i have no numbers to prove it but since the entry barrier is infinitely lower and its a method to level alts i'd say yes.
soloing deep dungeons might be a better comparison
Well at least Ultimates are fun to watch when people get put on suicide watch. I don't really care for DDs, they're just lazy.
Someone woudl have to run the numebrs like chart anon.
TEA when it was relevant had a 5% clear rate so we know that well over 5% of the playerbase at least attempts Ultimate
I already leveled everything to 90, why the fuck should I care about deep dungeons
this, deep dungeons and the first tribal quests should be release at the start of the expansion, you don't even need to rush to get all the jobs to 90
>deep dungeons and the first tribal quests should be release at the start of the expansion
How else are they going to pretend they're putting work into the patches?
If you do 2 roulettes a day and maybe 3-4 leve quests for crafters you are 90 on all jobs a patch before that shit even comes out.
>content's only worth is leveling alt jobs
>didn't get every achievement in the game? There is still content for you to do!
Fuck off to the general discussion board on the forums.
Is that what I said, moron? No? Then who the fuck are you quoting?
Its okay the relic is 1500 tomes bro, I get a 2nd tomestone weapon (easier too)!!!!
Ummmm just do something else theres so many things to do! (Said by shadowbabs and EWnewfags who only have 1 level 90 job)
I want a lalafell wife [spoiler}as a male lalafell[/spoiler]
Can you make a male character in this game that's neither a twink k-pop star nor a barafag fantasy?
Just make a human male.
Yeah a male Lala
>twink k-pop star
male viera are literally that
>Square makes jokes about Miqo'te being cats, like with the outdoor furniture treehouse
>Miqo'te just find it funny and move on
>Square makes jokes about Viera being bunnies, like in the Loporrit MSQ part where you get a giant carrot
>Viera just find it funny and move on
>Square makes jokes about Elezen being giraffes, like in the entire Ishgard restoration with the salt licks
>Elezen just find it funny and move on
>Square makes jokes about Lalafell being toddlers with the high chair
>Lalafell cry, squeal and complain as if they are actual babies
Why is it that Lalafell are the only one that can't take a joke while every other race easily can?
Because Lalafell players are filled with actual pedophiles. Any mention of toddlers sets them off in rage because they might get exposed for the freaks they are. Hell the CWLs I was in died when one of the founder was ousted as a furry pedophile.
Lalafell are all mentally deranged and not in the internet attention whore kind of way.
Why do people hate Ul'dah?
post adventure card designs that I can shamelessly steal please
>do big pull
>healer lets me die
>do single pulls for the rest of the dungeon
A tale as old as time.
>dying as any tank, even DRK, with all the mitigation and healing you have
So you punished your party because you're a retard
>tank is doing single pulls
>DPS pull another mob over
>tank doesn't pick up aggro
>healer doesn't heal me
Big pulls in Sastasha are pointless unless you have a BRD
They're not because every single job besides melee has an AOE or a dot
SMN and RDM don't have either, BLM's Fira isn't worth it on any pulls you can get in Sastasha except the last one
So it's only worth it if you have two phys ranged then
Pointless to mention on big pulls because Bane doesn't exist anymore
>SMN and RDM don't have either,
SMN has both ruby and topaz carbuncle
RDM has scatter
Also every tank has an AOE and every healer has a DOT, there is literally no reason not to big pull and you're trolling if you don't.
> BLM's Fira isn't worth it
It's worth it at more than 4 targets which is literally two packs, and you can full pull the entire dungeon.
>Pointless to mention on big pulls
Doing a DoT every GCD instead of a lower potency skill is more DPS retard
>DRG doesnt get theirs until 40
Actual nightmare of a job
Yeah I don't know why they still haven't moved Doom Spike and Death Blossom down to 25
how long do I play this game before i get to play alongside other people? I was told this game is a great game to meet and play with women
did i get memed? I'm coming up to lvl 20 and bored out of my mind
based anon playing to get laid.
Just keep going. At 50 you will start meeting girls.
Anon 90% of the (actual) women who play this game are either mentally unstable or unfuckable.
See those ads for night clubs in Party Finder? Go to one. You'll find all the trans girls you want.
>only 1% of the MSQ done
You gotta earn it, kiddo.
>Playing an MMO to get a girlfriend
The most pathetic anon ITT, and that's saying something.
yes you're completely right, i am pathetic, and desperate, and on the verge of suicide
A XIV girlfriend won't make you feel better. They're more likely to make it much worse.
okay but see I think it would make me happy
i dont care about sex
just someone who is curious about me and wants to talk to me, wants to tell me about her day
all i want
so a boyfriend then
oh come on
this is why you get a girlfriend (male). much less drama and you can jerk off to their avatar
>this is why you get a girlfriend (male). much less drama
do we really have to keep posting the chat logs from all those prison gay grown men?
if you operate from the extremes and only the extremes because they're the only ones that 'prove' your point, then sure
Still presents same issue.
why are these people like this
I haven't even read half of those but I still feel my brain melting from the mental anguish
How do these people operate on a daily life basis?
>Random tell from someone saying my outfit is cute
I didn't know what to reply
It's finally time to admit Eden was cringe.
It always was
Nobody thought it wasn't cringe when it was out.
only cringe if you're some autistic gay who's never been in a relationship before and believes gaia and ryne were anything but good friends
>who's never been in a relationship before
If your relationships resembled anything like that nonsensical embarrassing anime shit YOU are cringe incarnate.
Gaia and Ryne's relationship was cringe from any angle. They go from being strangers to suddenly "muh coffee biscuits muh precious friendship" out of fucking nowhere. It's the most forced shit ever.
>Fight about trying to preserve the memories Gaia has of Ryne.
>There's barely any.
>shopping for clothes
>shopping for lipstick
Ah, yes, precious memories worth destroying a 12,000 year long romance for.
GAIA! NO! WHO ELSE WILL I HAVE COFFEE BISCUITS WITH?!
Eden is still my favorite raid series. However, it's finally time to admit that Alexander sucks.
Nah. Mide was tiresome but everything else was cool and it had lots of gobbies.
No one cared about the story of eden
we just wanted to see more remixed primals
It's finally time to admit Nomura sucks as character designer.
"NO!" He produced the only dick sucking lips in the entire game.
Lalas are always such trash people
I'm most excited for 7.0 because it means more jobs to level up, leveling up all my existing jobs, and new artifact armors + relic weapons to get.
I'm excited for 7.0 because BLU will become a real job
that's just fucking sad. people who play this game still are pathetic clinging onto uhhhh leveling more jobs as content
>playing the game??? PATHETIC
I just want a new plot and maybe an expansion that isn't rushed to shit.
Sorry but Kiryu-chan has ordered CBU3 to get FF17 and FF18 out ASAP.
>Golbez wins and poisons the Lifestream with dead Voidsent
>The serpent in the Lifestream has a nuclear melty about it
>And bursts out of the ground
>Lavosfags still existing
There has to be something else going on with Golbez. Voidsent coming over to the Source just so they can permadie in peace is way too benign, there has to be a bigger consequence.
Golbez is gonna turn out to be Exdeath and he'll change armors.
We're getting a replacement for our lost red moon.
I think you're jumping to conclusions by assuming Golbez's plan is peaceful
Golbez invades, gets btfo and dies, and that's it?
He gets what he wants whether he lives or dies
I just wanted an excuse to post furry boobies.
you may continue posting furry boobies then
will not look like that
enjoy your roegadyn baboons
with a snout™
join us, we're fun
these videos are why I wanted to play a lalafell
Does this happen to anyone else? Sometimes I'll be playing the game and everything goes perfectly fine and smooth. Then I get into a trial and lag goes through the roof all of a sudden and I can barely play or see what's happening. And once the fight ends, suddenly everything's back to running fine.
It's annoying and it's probably made me look like a dumbass more than once.
Its been happening to me a lot more since 6.3.
why you dumb fucks argue about stupid chair?
I'M MAD NOW