So? You really think I'm masturbating to the possibility of what might be behind the character?
You guys go into this shit expecting to date whoever is behind the character? Learn to disconnect and enjoy the fantasy.
When I was playing this game I did a dungeon once and everyone I was grouped with was a Lalafell but I was just playing the normal human race, and one of them kept calling me daddy and saying "protect us daddy" and shit. I didn't like it at the time but I suppose it was at least a more memorable encounter than them not saying anything or just being dicks like I'd see from some people I played it with.
>below avarage lenght (between 13-14cm) >doesnt matter because most intimate I got with a girl was kiss on a cheek back in middleschool
lol, lmao even
Why would I care about my penis size when I have pornography
I'm absolutely massive to the point where it's inconvenient. Can't use underwear hole, need to hold it when shitting, generally uncomfortable, part chub and it's visible from space, and I'm a permavirgin. What kind of irony is this?
I'm the opposite. Dick so small I don't have to hold it because it's a little nub, women pity fuck me all the time, never have to worry about a visible erection because it may as well be a crease. Being small is great, small Chads stay winning!
>Being small is great
Completely disagree, it is a curse but you are right that you can have a full boner in public and show no bulge, that is the only advantage.
>need to hold it when shitting
I used to do this all the time, but then I realized I could just wrap it with toilet paper and free up that hand for using my phone
I'm absolutely massive to the point where it's inconvenient. Can't use underwear hole, need to hold it when shitting, generally uncomfortable, part chub and it's visible from space, and I'm a permavirgin. What kind of irony is this?
>need to hold it when shitting
Imagine not learning how to have your dick and balls up on top resting between your legs while you shit
>Can't use underwear hole,
nobody fucking uses it, its a goddamn fashion meme, you use once out of curiosity, and never again
[...] >need to hold it when shitting
Imagine not learning how to have your dick and balls up on top resting between your legs while you shit
>>have your dick and balls up on top resting between your legs while you shit >sit on toilet in work >take tabaco snuff while on it >sneeze because thats what you do after taking it >muscles cramp >mfw I piss on my underwear, and inner workers pants, and have to work for 4 more hours in piss soaked underwear
That underwear hole is just an inconvenience. I wake up with my dick sticking through it and it's either painful when I get up or I walk into the living room with my dick hanging out without realizing it.
>need to hold it when shitting
This makes zero sense, just put it on the toilet seat? Either your dick is actually pretty small or your toilet is gigantic for you to not be able to do that.
There will only be small men and tall women in a few years
Genetic engineering will be used to make men small and athletic and women tall and super fecund
You said to ask you anything. >It’s painful for most women if I fuck them doggy.
Why tho? I thought that that position was only painful if you have a thick dick.
Having a smaller dick is better for sex with little girls.
It is a defense mechanism for men to make fun of others who have small dicks, because small dicks are best for girls ages 6-15
I’ve had a handful of rando encounters and a serious relationship. I used to be able to suck my own dick, but I stopped and don’t care enough to get the flexibility back.
I’m 5’11. The fastest way I was able to do it was by lying on my back and bending my hips over my face. Trying to do it seated was way harder. I was able to do it pretty rapidly, but that was years ago. I never had to do a routine, but now I can feel a difference in my flexibility, and it seems like I’d have to train.
Anyway, I stopped because I busted in my own mouth and was grossed out.
I envy that a little, I've only been with 2 people who have both been nutcases. >but I stopped and don’t care enough to get the flexibility back.
Good. It's not worth the pain and the excitement really only comes from reaching deep. I'd have pretty bad clarity once I climaxed, everything up to it was fun usually.
[...]
I'm the same size and the auto-fellatio kink is starting to kick in fucking hard, how many months of stretching do I need to do.
But I'm also a tall fuck at 6 foot 1 so I have that working against me as well.
I'm 5'9", I barely stretch. It's more about the technique, but you should listen to your body. During the autofellatio process, stretch as far as you can but stop and try again another time, or else you'll go overboard and each session will end with you feeling really sore and sharp in the hips, neck or back depending on the position. If you really don't want to feel like your time is wasted training your body, just masturbate when you're at the furthest you can comfortably push yourself. Do NOT pleasure yourself to push yourself further, that's what I do and again I just end up with lots of pain at the end of it all lol
>Yeah. I fuck around with cuckold couples and hot wives. I’m done with relationships.
I'm not really into cuck stuff but where would one find something like that? I'm mainly just hoping to find an older woman
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don’t particularly care about the guy being present. It doesn’t do much for me, but it does feel cool to use a dude’s wife. I like older women too, which is how I got into cucking. It’s harder to get with single older women. For some reason couples like younger guys. You have to use boomer style dating sites.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You have to use boomer style dating sites.
Like what?
You should have just whipped out your dick and told her to suck it or whatever. It is a business interaction for them, not a social call. It's like hiring a sex toy that can do the masturbating for you.
If that was a real thing that happened to you, the only reason it didn't progress to sex is because you didn't ask for it. There is a bunch of socially retarded dudes who hire whores just to talk with them, so she probably thought you were one of them.
I could easily rape a lalafell
It would go the other way around.
everyone in this image is a balding 20+ year old american chud
But enough about you
the one on the top left is a fat brazilian pedo
p sure he got arrested or under trial
actually not making this up
So? You really think I'm masturbating to the possibility of what might be behind the character?
You guys go into this shit expecting to date whoever is behind the character? Learn to disconnect and enjoy the fantasy.
reminder the guy who invented chud was a wife beater and failed tax dodger who killed himself
haha did they like shrink me down to a really tiny size like 3 inches tall lol?? and now they can just pick me up and put me wherever they want lol
they’d prefer smaller dicks because they are small, yes I am a interspecies sex reviewer
When I was playing this game I did a dungeon once and everyone I was grouped with was a Lalafell but I was just playing the normal human race, and one of them kept calling me daddy and saying "protect us daddy" and shit. I didn't like it at the time but I suppose it was at least a more memorable encounter than them not saying anything or just being dicks like I'd see from some people I played it with.
>below avarage lenght (between 13-14cm)
>doesnt matter because most intimate I got with a girl was kiss on a cheek back in middleschool
lol, lmao even
Why would I care about my penis size when I have pornography
I'm absolutely massive to the point where it's inconvenient. Can't use underwear hole, need to hold it when shitting, generally uncomfortable, part chub and it's visible from space, and I'm a permavirgin. What kind of irony is this?
I'm the opposite. Dick so small I don't have to hold it because it's a little nub, women pity fuck me all the time, never have to worry about a visible erection because it may as well be a crease. Being small is great, small Chads stay winning!
>Being small is great
Completely disagree, it is a curse but you are right that you can have a full boner in public and show no bulge, that is the only advantage.
being a grower and having to preemptively tuck your soft dick upwards under your belt during your dick tempering years was hell
>need to hold it when shitting
I used to do this all the time, but then I realized I could just wrap it with toilet paper and free up that hand for using my phone
>need to hold it when shitting
Imagine not learning how to have your dick and balls up on top resting between your legs while you shit
You don't also pee while shitting?
>Can't use underwear hole,
nobody fucking uses it, its a goddamn fashion meme, you use once out of curiosity, and never again
>>have your dick and balls up on top resting between your legs while you shit
>sit on toilet in work
>take tabaco snuff while on it
>sneeze because thats what you do after taking it
>muscles cramp
>mfw I piss on my underwear, and inner workers pants, and have to work for 4 more hours in piss soaked underwear
That underwear hole is just an inconvenience. I wake up with my dick sticking through it and it's either painful when I get up or I walk into the living room with my dick hanging out without realizing it.
>need to hold it when shitting
This makes zero sense, just put it on the toilet seat? Either your dick is actually pretty small or your toilet is gigantic for you to not be able to do that.
It must be nice to live alone so you can rub your dick all over your toilet seat to your heart's content.
>Houston, anon is thinking about titties again!
I want to fuck my lala
##
what the FUCK is her problem?
oh gd i'm fucking dying
Its better with music.
>9 years ago
Fuck. Hard to believe FFXIV is so old now.
There will only be small men and tall women in a few years
Genetic engineering will be used to make men small and athletic and women tall and super fecund
Godspeed anon
Is it painful for the little girls if you put it inside of them?
Why is that redhead so smug?
So weve come to an agreement that female lalafell players are the most insufferable, right?
>tfw a 9/10 Aryan goddess angel (teehee) with phat you know would die for me
My cock is 7 inches. AMA.
How are you?
I’m pretty good.
It’s painful for most women if I fuck them doggy. Dunno why. Also dunno why you said little girls. That’s creepy, anon.
You said to ask you anything.
>It’s painful for most women if I fuck them doggy.
Why tho? I thought that that position was only painful if you have a thick dick.
I guess I just penetrate too deep. My dick is pretty thick.
Having a smaller dick is better for sex with little girls.
It is a defense mechanism for men to make fun of others who have small dicks, because small dicks are best for girls ages 6-15
>7
Hope you get AIDS and die. I hate big dick guys.
>7 inches
>big dick
Jesus Christ, dicklets are genuinely embarrassing
That’s pretty fucked up, anon. But I don’t blame you. I’d hate me too.
>My cock is 7 inches. AMA.
Are you from Ecuador?
I’m from the east coast, US.
I see.
Hello fellow 7" anon, how much sex have you had? Can you suck your own cock? I can, but it is not good for my hips or back lol
I’ve had a handful of rando encounters and a serious relationship. I used to be able to suck my own dick, but I stopped and don’t care enough to get the flexibility back.
I'm the same size and the auto-fellatio kink is starting to kick in fucking hard, how many months of stretching do I need to do.
But I'm also a tall fuck at 6 foot 1 so I have that working against me as well.
I’m 5’11. The fastest way I was able to do it was by lying on my back and bending my hips over my face. Trying to do it seated was way harder. I was able to do it pretty rapidly, but that was years ago. I never had to do a routine, but now I can feel a difference in my flexibility, and it seems like I’d have to train.
Anyway, I stopped because I busted in my own mouth and was grossed out.
I envy that a little, I've only been with 2 people who have both been nutcases.
>but I stopped and don’t care enough to get the flexibility back.
Good. It's not worth the pain and the excitement really only comes from reaching deep. I'd have pretty bad clarity once I climaxed, everything up to it was fun usually.
I'm 5'9", I barely stretch. It's more about the technique, but you should listen to your body. During the autofellatio process, stretch as far as you can but stop and try again another time, or else you'll go overboard and each session will end with you feeling really sore and sharp in the hips, neck or back depending on the position. If you really don't want to feel like your time is wasted training your body, just masturbate when you're at the furthest you can comfortably push yourself. Do NOT pleasure yourself to push yourself further, that's what I do and again I just end up with lots of pain at the end of it all lol
>nutcases
Yeah. I fuck around with cuckold couples and hot wives. I’m done with relationships.
>Yeah. I fuck around with cuckold couples and hot wives. I’m done with relationships.
I'm not really into cuck stuff but where would one find something like that? I'm mainly just hoping to find an older woman
I don’t particularly care about the guy being present. It doesn’t do much for me, but it does feel cool to use a dude’s wife. I like older women too, which is how I got into cucking. It’s harder to get with single older women. For some reason couples like younger guys. You have to use boomer style dating sites.
>You have to use boomer style dating sites.
Like what?
>tfw only 5.5 inches
That is pretty much the average anon. You are fine, I wish I had that.
>5.5
My 6 inch gigacock could beat yours into submission
I need to fuck a lala so badly bros
rate my lala
shit glam, shit hair
you can do better, really
Breed
it should be illegal to use metallic dyes. go to jail you blind cunt
>metallic dye on cloth outfit
why her clothes so shiny
Trash, go make a real glam maggot
guys who pretend having a big dick is an inconvenience are the biggest gays on earth
I hate lalas but I like SPH
I am conflicted
literally me on the left
My cock is 3 inches ama
How often do you get sad when you see a cute female and then remember that you have a small dick?
1% of the time
child molesters get the rope
i declined since it didnt' come w/ a dommy mommy
1% is weirdly specific
it's a weirdly specific answer for a weirdly specific question. Normally i just go about my day not thinking about my dick
>child molesters get the rope
Answer the damn question, anon.
Have you actually show your dick to women?
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>1 laughed
Sorry anon. That is kinda hot though.
That is kinda hot though.
it would be if I was a masochist. Sadly, I'm a sadist, which is not great for my size.
>sadist dicklet
Damn that is bad luck.
Are little girls impressed when they see your dick?
Have you gotten your mandatory chastity cage yet?
How was penis inspection day?
>be permavirgin
>get prostitute
>don’t know how to start from hello into sex
>spent $300 just to talk to her
>she leaves after time is up
What was I supposed to do? Kiss her? Or flirt?
She's a whore, you tell her to do whatever the fuck you want
This is most likely bait but imma answer anyway.
You should have just whipped out your dick and told her to suck it or whatever. It is a business interaction for them, not a social call. It's like hiring a sex toy that can do the masturbating for you.
If that was a real thing that happened to you, the only reason it didn't progress to sex is because you didn't ask for it. There is a bunch of socially retarded dudes who hire whores just to talk with them, so she probably thought you were one of them.
even sakaguchi is a femlala
male lalas rule
male lalas can kick your ass