Why they be like this?

Why they be like this?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could easily rape a lalafell

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would go the other way around.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone in this image is a balding 20+ year old american troon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the one on the top left is a fat brazilian pedo
      p sure he got arrested or under trial
      actually not making this up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So? You really think I'm jerking off to the possibility of what might be behind the character?
      You guys go into this shit expecting to date whoever is behind the character? Learn to disconnect and enjoy the fantasy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminder the guy who invented troon was a wife beater and failed tax dodger who killed himself

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha did they like shrink me down to a really tiny size like 3 inches tall lol?? and now they can just pick me up and put me wherever they want lol

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they’d prefer smaller dicks because they are small, yes I am a interspecies sex reviewer

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was playing this game I did a dungeon once and everyone I was grouped with was a Lalafell but I was just playing the normal human race, and one of them kept calling me daddy and saying "protect us daddy" and shit. I didn't like it at the time but I suppose it was at least a more memorable encounter than them not saying anything or just being dicks like I'd see from some people I played it with.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >below avarage lenght (between 13-14cm)
    >doesnt matter because most intimate I got with a girl was kiss on a cheek back in middleschool
    lol, lmao even
    Why would I care about my penis size when I have pornography

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm absolutely massive to the point where it's inconvenient. Can't use underwear hole, need to hold it when shitting, generally uncomfortable, part chub and it's visible from space, and I'm a permavirgin. What kind of irony is this?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the opposite. Dick so small I don't have to hold it because it's a little nub, women pity frick me all the time, never have to worry about a visible erection because it may as well be a crease. Being small is great, small Chads stay winning!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Being small is great
          Completely disagree, it is a curse but you are right that you can have a full boner in public and show no bulge, that is the only advantage.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            being a grower and having to preemptively tuck your soft dick upwards under your belt during your dick tempering years was hell

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >need to hold it when shitting
        I used to do this all the time, but then I realized I could just wrap it with toilet paper and free up that hand for using my phone

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm absolutely massive to the point where it's inconvenient. Can't use underwear hole, need to hold it when shitting, generally uncomfortable, part chub and it's visible from space, and I'm a permavirgin. What kind of irony is this?

          >need to hold it when shitting

          Imagine not learning how to have your dick and balls up on top resting between your legs while you shit

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't also pee while shitting?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't use underwear hole,
        nobody fricking uses it, its a goddamn fashion meme, you use once out of curiosity, and never again

        [...]
        >need to hold it when shitting

        Imagine not learning how to have your dick and balls up on top resting between your legs while you shit

        >>have your dick and balls up on top resting between your legs while you shit
        >sit on toilet in work
        >take tabaco snuff while on it
        >sneeze because thats what you do after taking it
        >muscles cramp
        >mfw I piss on my underwear, and inner workers pants, and have to work for 4 more hours in piss soaked underwear

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That underwear hole is just an inconvenience. I wake up with my dick sticking through it and it's either painful when I get up or I walk into the living room with my dick hanging out without realizing it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >need to hold it when shitting
        This makes zero sense, just put it on the toilet seat? Either your dick is actually pretty small or your toilet is gigantic for you to not be able to do that.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It must be nice to live alone so you can rub your dick all over your toilet seat to your heart's content.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Houston, anon is thinking about breasts again!

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick my lala

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ##

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the FRICK is her problem?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh gd i'm fricking dying

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its better with music.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >9 years ago

          Frick. Hard to believe FFXIV is so old now.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There will only be small men and tall women in a few years
    Genetic engineering will be used to make men small and athletic and women tall and super fecund

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godspeed anon

      My wiener is 7 inches. AMA.

      Is it painful for the little girls if you put it inside of them?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is that redhead so smug?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So weve come to an agreement that female lalafell players are the most insufferable, right?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw a 9/10 Aryan goddess angel (teehee) with phat you know would die for me

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wiener is 7 inches. AMA.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How are you?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m pretty good.

        Godspeed anon
        [...]
        Is it painful for the little girls if you put it inside of them?

        It’s painful for most women if I frick them doggy. Dunno why. Also dunno why you said little girls. That’s creepy, anon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You said to ask you anything.
          >It’s painful for most women if I frick them doggy.
          Why tho? I thought that that position was only painful if you have a thick dick.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess I just penetrate too deep. My dick is pretty thick.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Having a smaller dick is better for sex with little girls.
          It is a defense mechanism for men to make fun of others who have small dicks, because small dicks are best for girls ages 6-15

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >7
      Hope you get AIDS and die. I hate big dick guys.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >7 inches
        >big dick
        Jesus Christ, dicklets are genuinely embarrassing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s pretty fricked up, anon. But I don’t blame you. I’d hate me too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My wiener is 7 inches. AMA.
      Are you from Ecuador?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m from the east coast, US.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello fellow 7" anon, how much sex have you had? Can you suck your own wiener? I can, but it is not good for my hips or back lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve had a handful of rando encounters and a serious relationship. I used to be able to suck my own dick, but I stopped and don’t care enough to get the flexibility back.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hello fellow 7" anon, how much sex have you had? Can you suck your own wiener? I can, but it is not good for my hips or back lol

          I'm the same size and the auto-fellatio kink is starting to kick in fricking hard, how many months of stretching do I need to do.

          But I'm also a tall frick at 6 foot 1 so I have that working against me as well.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m 5’11. The fastest way I was able to do it was by lying on my back and bending my hips over my face. Trying to do it seated was way harder. I was able to do it pretty rapidly, but that was years ago. I never had to do a routine, but now I can feel a difference in my flexibility, and it seems like I’d have to train.

            Anyway, I stopped because I busted in my own mouth and was grossed out.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I envy that a little, I've only been with 2 people who have both been nutcases.
          >but I stopped and don’t care enough to get the flexibility back.
          Good. It's not worth the pain and the excitement really only comes from reaching deep. I'd have pretty bad clarity once I climaxed, everything up to it was fun usually.

          [...]
          I'm the same size and the auto-fellatio kink is starting to kick in fricking hard, how many months of stretching do I need to do.

          But I'm also a tall frick at 6 foot 1 so I have that working against me as well.

          I'm 5'9", I barely stretch. It's more about the technique, but you should listen to your body. During the autofellatio process, stretch as far as you can but stop and try again another time, or else you'll go overboard and each session will end with you feeling really sore and sharp in the hips, neck or back depending on the position. If you really don't want to feel like your time is wasted training your body, just jerk off when you're at the furthest you can comfortably push yourself. Do NOT pleasure yourself to push yourself further, that's what I do and again I just end up with lots of pain at the end of it all lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nutcases
            Yeah. I frick around with cuckold couples and hot wives. I’m done with relationships.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah. I frick around with cuckold couples and hot wives. I’m done with relationships.
              I'm not really into cuck stuff but where would one find something like that? I'm mainly just hoping to find an older woman

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t particularly care about the guy being present. It doesn’t do much for me, but it does feel cool to use a dude’s wife. I like older women too, which is how I got into cucking. It’s harder to get with single older women. For some reason couples like younger guys. You have to use boomer style dating sites.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You have to use boomer style dating sites.
                Like what?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw only 5.5 inches

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is pretty much the average anon. You are fine, I wish I had that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5.5
      My 6 inch gigawiener could beat yours into submission

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to frick a lala so badly bros

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    rate my lala

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit glam, shit hair

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can do better, really

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Breed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it should be illegal to use metallic dyes. go to jail you blind c**t

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >metallic dye on cloth outfit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why her clothes so shiny

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trash, go make a real glam maggot

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys who pretend having a big dick is an inconvenience are the biggest homosexuals on earth

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate lalas but I like SPH

    I am conflicted

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me on the left

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wiener is 3 inches ama

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How often do you get sad when you see a cute female and then remember that you have a small dick?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        1% of the time

        Are little girls impressed when they see your dick?

        child molesters get the rope

        Have you gotten your mandatory chastity cage yet?

        i declined since it didnt' come w/ a dommy mommy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          1% is weirdly specific

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's a weirdly specific answer for a weirdly specific question. Normally i just go about my day not thinking about my dick

            >child molesters get the rope
            Answer the damn question, anon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >child molesters get the rope
          Answer the damn question, anon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you actually show your dick to women?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            2
            1 laughed

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >1 laughed
              Sorry anon. That is kinda hot though.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is kinda hot though.
                it would be if I was a masochist. Sadly, I'm a sadist, which is not great for my size.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sadist dicklet
                Damn that is bad luck.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are little girls impressed when they see your dick?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you gotten your mandatory chastity cage yet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How was penis inspection day?

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be permavirgin
    >get prostitute
    >don’t know how to start from hello into sex
    >spent $300 just to talk to her
    >she leaves after time is up

    What was I supposed to do? Kiss her? Or flirt?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a prostitute, you tell her to do whatever the frick you want

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is most likely bait but imma answer anyway.

      You should have just whipped out your dick and told her to suck it or whatever. It is a business interaction for them, not a social call. It's like hiring a sex toy that can do the jerking off for you.

      If that was a real thing that happened to you, the only reason it didn't progress to sex is because you didn't ask for it. There is a bunch of socially moronic dudes who hire prostitutes just to talk with them, so she probably thought you were one of them.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    even sakaguchi is a femlala

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    male lalas rule

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    male lalas can kick your ass

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