Why won't Silph Co. release Porygon3?

Why won't Silph Co. release Porygon3?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    small indie company, please understand

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Z means 3 in japan

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Porygon2 is perfect and has no flaws
    There is no third Porygon
    Ignore any claims about a disc with strange software that can evolve Porygon2
    These are falsehoods spread to damage the image of Silph Co.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Porygon2 is perfect and has no flaws
      >This upgraded version of Porygon is designed for space exploration. It can't fly, though.
      >It was upgraded to enable the exploration of other planets. However, it failed to measure up.
      >Porygon was updated to a new version in readiness for planetary development. But that dream remains unrealized as yet.
      >Even though it doesn't die in the vacuum of space, it can't move around very well in zero gravity.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A version of the original already does what 2 was supposed to.
    No reason to go further.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Porygon is a failure that's been abandoned

    >Porygon2 was designed for space travel, but failed at that because even though it can survive in the vacuum of space, it can't fly
    >Porygon-Z was meant to be an improvement, but the update was faulty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The USUM power plant text states that a Porygon was already sucessfully modified to work in space by someone in Kalos.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They even mention this in Kalos itself, with them talking about Porygon drawing energy from space for one of the power plants.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cuz they went POR y now they GON

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Virus form when?

    Z is a corrupted file due to a bug, but what about a Porygon entirely designed to deal damage, it could get screwed if one of its moves lowered a Pokemon's level, something like that boss from Dark Souls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lowering a level wouldn't lower its base stats, so it's useless

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lowering a level is borderline broken and should only be given to absolute shitmons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lowering a level would mess with damage calcs and speed calcs for the rest of the battle, as well as making the opponent more susceptible to OHKO moves. It’s broken.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    porygon 1 was a duck, in 3-bit color if not outright CGA
    porygon 2 really should've been something more like an N64 duck in 256 colors, but I guess that by then they had forgotten what inspired porygon, and so they dived headfirst into the sort of hollywood-hacking aspect that it would later reflect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they dived headfirst into the sort of hollywood-hacking aspect
      yeah because they related since they're HACKS, KEK
      *shoves entire arm up own ass*

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Porygon3
    Should be Porygon-RTX

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too powerful

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sells the previous models a lot more.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Porygon if he real

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Porygon Z already counts as a third evolution so they're prevented by law to make Porygon 3 now.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bad marketing. It should be marketed as an upgraded version that won't BTFO Japanese children this time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are effects 2 and Z have on japanese children? How many would get btfo'd

      That was Pikachu fault, my boy Porygon did nothing wrong

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are effects 2 and Z have on japanese children? How many would get btfo'd

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    perhaps one day

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