WHY WONT YOU TRUST ME WITH YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS, POTION SELLER...

WHY WONT YOU TRUST ME WITH YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS, POTION SELLER...

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ha ha ha oh man this is the peak of comedy boom headshot leroy jenkins

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. potion seller

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Putting actual funny stuff on the same level as MAKE ME FAMOUS HERE I'M OVERREACTING BRO BOOOM HEADSHOT HAHA stuff
      Bwo....

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dont worry, he is clearly of the weakest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MY SHITPOSTS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU TRAVELLER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stfu zoomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BOOM HEADSHOT >>>>>>>>>>>> soiteen humor

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You can't handle my strongest potions
    >Ok then can I just get a potion of charisma?
    >Sure no problem
    >Drink potion and then convince the seller to sell you the strongest potions
    Why wouldn't this work?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it would work but what if he is right? what if we cant handle his potions? i mean not even a dragno could let alone a man....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His potions of charisma are only for the strongest and the knight is clearly not one of the strongest he's clearly of the weakest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You are a rascal!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the potion seller already took a potion of charisma. How else has he been able to keep his business open when he doesn't sell anything?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this, as a lore master ive read every novel, played every game, watched every movie/series and i can confirm that the potion seller has some ungodly charisma.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His strongest potions are his charisma potions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because 0 multiplied by anything is still 0.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      potion seller is immune to the effects of his own potions

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much how I feel playing Potion Craft.
    >I want a potion of homosexuality
    >can you use a single ingredient even though you need to go across the alchemy map to get the effect I want?
    >also can you use only a specific ingredient that goes in the opposite direction?
    That game seriously needs the option to throw acid at anyone pissing you off.
    I want to be a hermit potion maker, only making the strongest potion: piss off with your "I stubbed my toe" crap.
    No, I won't add Tangleweed just because you like the smell: you're lucky I don't add poison to it after that fucking request you twat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A true potion seller. imagine an mmo where someone just plays it to make potions that he becomes the best potion seller in the server and every player asks for his potions.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could come up with such a good fucking bit with just the most basic of video edits, shit is genius

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just watch a fuckload of shit exactly like it, then your neurons will start making the connections and you will have zero issue coming up with bits.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut up retard, no (you)'s for (you)

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Justin Roland is probably going to prison, zoomee

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    624674804

    no potions for you

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >explicitly tells a retarded Level 5 Knight that he straight up could not handle his strongest potions because he doesn't meet the Level requirement
    >retard just keeps egging and begging him to basically sell him something that a FUCKING DRAGON can't handle, let alone an ordinary man
    >retard also trying to get final dungeon potions this early
    The potion seller did nothing wrong. The scrub Knight should've gotten his potions elsewhere and got a reality check that day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give him a chance anon, he could've been level 80 for all we know.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Knight pls. I could see your Level above your head as soon as you entered my shop.
        Go to a potion seller that sells weaker potions, you are clearly too weak for my potions.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But I am heading into battle and I require your strongest potion if I am to be victorious! Please potion seller, you rascal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Knight pls. I could see your Level above your head as soon as you entered my shop.
      Go to a potion seller that sells weaker potions, you are clearly too weak for my potions.

      >Potions locked behind levels
      What kind of physical change does a man go through for suddenly being able to handle a potion one day while he couldn't the one before?
      What happens if you attempt to drink one anyway?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To put this into perspective, what happens to an obese fuck that's never lifted a day in his life when he tries to lift say, 300 lbs, vs. an Olympic-class weight lifter that does the same thing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, there's peppers that'd make people shit and vomit blood that other people could stomach fine. Or drink shitloads of liquor and die of alcohol poisoning vs totally fine. Either of those could be trained for tolerance.

        That's without any magical nonsense going on, pretty easy to see a potion totally fuck someone's body up if they can't handle it.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >priapism is a terrible way to perish, traveler

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    potion seller = pro-skub
    knight = anti skub

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that the customer is ALWAYS right, so if the Knight wanted the damn potion and was willing to buy it, then the Potion Seller should have sold it to him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only somenone without morals sells stuff that WOULD KILL THEIR CLIENTS. The potion seller is harsh but wise...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I regularly buy things that would kill me. The potion seller is a stupid

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Let me buy your strong potions and trick my enemies into drinking them so it kills them."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if his enemies were among the strongest beings though?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oldfags are so cringe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at some point the potion seller says "no one can" when talking about who can handle his strongest potions, so why would he make potions he can't sell to anyone? The knight was right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not making the absolute strongest thing you can to prove your skill as a potion producer
      2STRONG4YOU

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was testing his skills by crafting the strongest potion known to men!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was referring to Odysseus

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ... Not much of a potion shop then, is it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well, he did have other potions but those were for stronger man and not those who are of the weakest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did he?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, read

          Not the potion seller's fault that the knight demanded only the strongest potions instead of weaker ones.
          Perhaps he wouldn't need any potions at all if he learned to fucking parry or use a shield.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not the potion seller's fault that the knight demanded only the strongest potions instead of weaker ones.
      Perhaps he wouldn't need any potions at all if he learned to fucking parry or use a shield.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ive been thinking of making him on elden ring but i dont know how lol.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        use the game

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's
    >IN A PERFECT WORLD
    >MEN LIKE ME WOULD NOT EXIST.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The knight is clearly strong enough. Just look at his jawline. Potion seller is just a petty weak chinned elf who was bullied by knights in high school

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the strongest vidya potion?
    No random consumable, it needs to be a potion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      depends on what you want it to do.
      FFXIV has the Fantasia Potion, that completely rewrites who you are at a fundamental level, to change species, gender, and anything else about you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Morrowind

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bong noises

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd guess some witcher conctoction in the sense that they're so strong they kill a normal human unless their conditioned to them from young age.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably anything alchemy can make in morrowind. you can boost stats into negatives quite easily.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You better go to a seller that sells weaker potions
    Does this mean the potion seller doesn't have any potions the average human can use? Does he just have an entire shop of potions while not selling any of them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His potions are only for the strongest and the knight wasn't one of the strongest, he was clearly of the weakest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe potion seller should have put his shop somewhere regular humans can't reach like on a cloud or something. The elite who would buy his potions wouldn't reduce themselves to walking among the lesser people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His potions are only for the strongest and the knight wasn't one of the strongest, he was clearly of the weakest.

      obviously the strongest knight would also be the richest. he wipes the entire store's inventory out every time he shoppes.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was too weak.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright, you want that game with an extra character? some in-game currency? we could add this skin, it's a really nice skin that's sure to make everyone online jealous.
    just the game? you sure you don't want any extra features at all? we even have it all included in the season pass.
    oh, so just the game then? you're sure you don't want the pre-order bonus? we made it available to purchase for anyone now. alright, just the game then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What I need to be around all these little kids who know nothing with TEENY LITTLE PEENY

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        KID GO SHIT IN
        FLOWERS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a perfect world, games like mine would not exist. But this is not a perfect world.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't believe he just bought the game. what a strange man.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Potion Seller is unironically right.
    Who knows better the potency of their potions than Potion Seller?
    If Traveler were to consume a potion that made him ill, or even killed him then that would negatively impact the reputation and business of Potion Seller.
    Traveler has the right to take his business to another alchemist, but not to force Potion Seller to sell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rascalposting is not allowed on Ganker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, he needs them if he is to be successful, yet the seller won't just fucking take his money. He's a noble knight, surely he could handle some potion seller's strongest potions.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm afraid your game is uhhh 100% shit so, uhhhhh, I really wish I could give you some better feedback, some feedback you could work with, but uhhhh I'm afraid that's all I've got. There's uhh nothing we we can do um it's pretty rare but uhhh, once the reviews kick in the game is uhh permanently shit forever, there's nothing we can do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Todd loves you~

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i miss dolores

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my god. OH MY GOD. You cannot play that game in here. That game is dying. That's a dying game. I don't want a dead game in here. There's no way you're bringing a dead game into my server. I'm telling you that game is dying. How will my players feel? How ON EARTH will my players feel when they know there's been a dead game in their presence. My players have not played a dead game, and I don't want them them to start today. There's no way you're playing that dead game in my server. Oh my god. Oh. My. God. OH MY GOD. I can't BELIEVE you would even try to play a dead game in my server.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is better than Potion Seller

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're a rascal.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna do it.
    Forgive me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a tragic end. And some people have the gall to say to have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His strongest potions were poisons, he was just fucking with the knight's ego.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe he just isn't one of the strongest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me but in irl

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Potion Seller did nothing wrong

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i make a rpg im absolutely going to make a reference to this shit
    >quest: stubborn shopkeep
    >info: this shopkeep refuses to sell his goods to anybody. says that its all too strong. talk some sense into him or get him to move out
    however because of how potions works in the extensive worldbuilding ive done, the potions will actually have severe negative effects if consumed by someone thats weak.
    so if you make him sell his stuff to the populace bad things will start to happen.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is at liberty to sell or not sell his goods to customers of his choosing.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My potions aren't fit for a beast let alone a man.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make one argument why the potion seller should sell his potions to some unknown
    Clearly if he's not renowned then why would a potions seller of quality provide him with top shelf goods

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