Male human paladin fags are so fucking boring. It's fine to roleplay as that but to only exclusively play this archetype is kinda sad. Also it's the most cookie cutter self-inserter trope that none of you will ever actually embody irl. None of you are lawful let alone good.
I've roleplayed many different races and classes in our tabletop campaigns. I can tell you have no friends since you'd only play the same fucking character every single time expecting to be the overpowered leader of the party. Also you have no imagination and therefore cannot RP to save your life.
Autist energy. Change of pace and story. For shits and giggles. You don't really relive in your pussy fantasies and bow down to women and media driven drivel in video games too? Pathetic anon. Absolutely pathetic
Because its a fun experience when you're already 6ft tall IRL but hate elves and think manlings are annoying and disrespectful. Plus the heavy armor and axe dwarf look is kino.
it's funny
>b-
cope
What games allow me to play as a goblin so I can RP as fucking human/elf women?
Fat?
Bald?
Ugly?
Goblin?
IZ IMMENSITY might be the gobbo for you
There may not be anything to fill this niche outside of AI drive story generators unfortunately. Or some hentai games like Goblin Walker.
Warhammer orcs and goblins don't have dicks though.
I love Assumie so much it's unreal
This jubilee stuff is some of the worst normalfag content ever made
>twink with big dick
it's over
whitechads stay winning
White dudes will always win these in real life.
bros, is there's an actual way to make my pp longer?
If you lose weight it can appear bigger.
Nofap for 1+ year.
That's a Halfling you moron.
What do you have against short people? are you a woman?
/thread
Ridiculing men for their height is women behavior.
And simps. Many men value themselves and others based on how much they suck up to women.
I wouldn't. Male Human only. Dwarves are sidekicks and elves are for fucking.
>elves are for fucking
You miss spelled killing
>not choosing both and in both orders
manchildren trying to make up for their estrogenated life with le heckin manly dorfs
to kill as many elves as possible
By the beard
That's a gnome.
The two on the left are dwarfs mocking manly tears' godawful game
Minmaxing or as a joke. But I can’t think of a game that a dwarf is good in except for overwatch if you wanna count that
same developer - wow dwarf had bleed immunity which was op for a while. Human were however meta for much longer.
Lorwyn / Shadowmoor was the last good MtG set.
Male human paladin fags are so fucking boring. It's fine to roleplay as that but to only exclusively play this archetype is kinda sad. Also it's the most cookie cutter self-inserter trope that none of you will ever actually embody irl. None of you are lawful let alone good.
I am a human warrior albeit you sound like a mad chud.
Yeah, you and every other dime a dozen unimaginative NPC.
Special snowflakes like yourself are more annoying. Nobody cares about your gay backstory for your shitty oc bro
I've roleplayed many different races and classes in our tabletop campaigns. I can tell you have no friends since you'd only play the same fucking character every single time expecting to be the overpowered leader of the party. Also you have no imagination and therefore cannot RP to save your life.
Autist energy. Change of pace and story. For shits and giggles. You don't really relive in your pussy fantasies and bow down to women and media driven drivel in video games too? Pathetic anon. Absolutely pathetic
because some games account for player size in things, like hitboxes
Dragons Dogma has caves that are impossible to enter unless you are very short
getting a shit ton of extra carry weight is far more gem
being able to rope a harpy to fly you about places could be pretty dope though
This is the first time I realized the elf in the middle is a guy. Always thought it was a girl. My day is ruined.
Because its a fun experience when you're already 6ft tall IRL but hate elves and think manlings are annoying and disrespectful. Plus the heavy armor and axe dwarf look is kino.
personally i enjoy the alcoholism and master craftsman aspect.
This.
6’3” and I play dwarf barbarian every chance I get
Based. People who only play as idealized versions of who they want to be are insanely cringe.
Because they are manlets, probably brown too
>shota
cute
>halfling
funny
>dwarf
idk
It gave benefits in fallout 2
Self-inserters need someone that's just like them.
Correct. I am short, bald, and ugly, so I play dwarves.
I am the dwarf and I am digging your mom's hole
Digging digging hole...
You just outed yourself as manlet being insecure about a thing like that.
Meme racers exist so tryhards have a way to mask their sweaty nature behind several layers of self-deprecating irony.
You unironically need to touch grass.
Why would you play anything but blonde human male?
Daily reminder that non-human women are for HUMAN MEN, cope and seethe cucks
Start with getting a human gf irl, virgin.
stay mad