Why would any "man" play dwarf or other manlet race?

Why would any "man" play dwarf or other manlet race?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny
    >b-
    cope

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What games allow me to play as a goblin so I can RP as fricking human/elf women?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fat?
        Bald?
        Ugly?
        Goblin?

        IZ IMMENSITY might be the gobbo for you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There may not be anything to fill this niche outside of AI drive story generators unfortunately. Or some hentai games like Goblin Walker.

        Fat?
        Bald?
        Ugly?
        Goblin?

        IZ IMMENSITY might be the gobbo for you

        Warhammer orcs and goblins don't have dicks though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Assumie so much it's unreal

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This jubilee stuff is some of the worst normalgay content ever made

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >twink with big dick

      it's over

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      whitechads stay winning

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      White dudes will always win these in real life.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bros, is there's an actual way to make my pp longer?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you lose weight it can appear bigger.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nofap for 1+ year.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a Halfling you moron.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you have against short people? are you a woman?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      Ridiculing men for their height is women behavior.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And simps. Many men value themselves and others based on how much they suck up to women.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't. Male Human only. Dwarves are sidekicks and elves are for fricking.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >elves are for fricking
      You miss spelled killing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not choosing both and in both orders

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    manchildren trying to make up for their estrogenated life with le heckin manly dorfs

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    to kill as many elves as possible

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    By the beard

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a gnome.
    The two on the left are dwarfs mocking manly tears' godawful game

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minmaxing or as a joke. But I can’t think of a game that a dwarf is good in except for overwatch if you wanna count that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      same developer - wow dwarf had bleed immunity which was op for a while. Human were however meta for much longer.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lorwyn / Shadowmoor was the last good MtG set.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Male human paladin gays are so fricking boring. It's fine to roleplay as that but to only exclusively play this archetype is kinda sad. Also it's the most cookie cutter self-inserter trope that none of you will ever actually embody irl. None of you are lawful let alone good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am a human warrior albeit you sound like a mad troony.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you and every other dime a dozen unimaginative NPC.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Special snowflakes like yourself are more annoying. Nobody cares about your gay backstory for your shitty oc bro

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've roleplayed many different races and classes in our tabletop campaigns. I can tell you have no friends since you'd only play the same fricking character every single time expecting to be the overpowered leader of the party. Also you have no imagination and therefore cannot RP to save your life.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autist energy. Change of pace and story. For shits and giggles. You don't really relive in your pussy fantasies and bow down to women and media driven drivel in video games too? Pathetic anon. Absolutely pathetic

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because some games account for player size in things, like hitboxes
    Dragons Dogma has caves that are impossible to enter unless you are very short

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      getting a shit ton of extra carry weight is far more gem

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        being able to rope a harpy to fly you about places could be pretty dope though

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first time I realized the elf in the middle is a guy. Always thought it was a girl. My day is ruined.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because its a fun experience when you're already 6ft tall IRL but hate elves and think manlings are annoying and disrespectful. Plus the heavy armor and axe dwarf look is kino.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      personally i enjoy the alcoholism and master craftsman aspect.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      6’3” and I play dwarf barbarian every chance I get

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. People who only play as idealized versions of who they want to be are insanely cringe.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are manlets, probably brown too

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shota
    cute
    >halfling
    funny
    >dwarf
    idk

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It gave benefits in fallout 2

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Self-inserters need someone that's just like them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. I am short, bald, and ugly, so I play dwarves.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am the dwarf and I am digging your mom's hole
    Digging digging hole...

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just outed yourself as manlet being insecure about a thing like that.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meme racers exist so tryhards have a way to mask their sweaty nature behind several layers of self-deprecating irony.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You unironically need to touch grass.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you play anything but blonde human male?

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that non-human women are for HUMAN MEN, cope and seethe cucks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Start with getting a human gf irl, virgin.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    stay mad

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