Will you be checking out Season of Dicksuckery in two weeks?

Will you be checking out Season of Dicksuckery in two weeks?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously, it seems fun even if for a moment. I expect it to be stupidly imbalanced though.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I want to try out mage healing. Shame about the leaks though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mage healing
      Let me guess, it heals by doing damage?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, my friends want to go horde though and i have no idea what race to pick, I'm planning to trying out tank shaman and rogue and maybe melee hunter. Not sure if weapon skill will still play a huge part or if they have tweaked more loot to have it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      female tauren

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could be interesting, i hate the spinning finishers trolls make on special attacks otherwise i might consider them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sadly female tauren spin too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Female undead. They do a flip as theirs.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah, sounds fun. Probably gonna be short-lived but oh well.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blizzard adds built in enemy cast bars to classic wow, effectively removing one less required addon
    paid addon sisters, I don't feel so good...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blizzard should have outright banned addons for SoD. i hope fojji, mervin and tems rot in fucking hell with their zoomer meta bullshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        blizzard shouldve banned addons period. They are not the primary cause, but still a very big part in killing wow

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree as long as they don't delete my quest addon, questing fucking sucks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Devs vs addon makers war made raids pure cancer if you don't use addons.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, because I don't want to suck a dick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s homophobic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't give a shit. Still not sucking a dick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one said you had to play a healer.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >retail minus
    no

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, probably going to try a Warlock first. Tanking looks fun but even if it ends up not being good the other two specs are also getting nice toys.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SoD Warlocks can get up to +50% fire damage
      >Chaos Bolt does solely fire damage in SoD
      Shit's gonna hurt man.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, because I want to suck a dick.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >retail-
    ``No.''

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just play Turtle WoW. It's free.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you pay with your data

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friend wants to play so yeah.
    Feral looks good now so I’m giving Druid a go.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I'm a little interested but also aware that it will just a shitfest because everyone has OP abilities. If they don't change how the scaling works or pretty much double stamina in gear, balance will be even worse than in classic but if everyone can one-shot anyone, I guess that works out as balance?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What one shot abilities have they introduced?

      The only one that seems like direct damage increase is crusader strike, but only because pallys have shit for damage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >damage increase
        >4 swings OOM oops

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking more about at lvl 60, people already scale to insane levels with gear the further along you get into raids and they plan on adding 9 rune slots for every class. It will be a shitshow

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I was sick of the vanilla meta and leveling to 60. Looks like they answered my prayer.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unironic season of retail
    This is what vanillafags fought for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I didn't fight for anything. At best I helped signal boost outrage videos for AI by watching them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I asked for a bunch of class changes and they delivered, they also mentioned they would add dual spec in the future which I also asked for. The level cap thing is a huge bonus as well. It seems like they're only porting the good features from retail.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >adding literal retail abilities that made the game unplayable in the first place and will completely destroy the slower pace of the classic version of the game
        >good features
        So you're one of those "classic players" who didn't actually like classic and kept begging for retail features since it released.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I'm one of those classic players that liked vanilla when it was relevant and now think doing the same shit forever is boring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seems more like season of wotlk lite

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >retail abilities in classic
    kinda defeats the purpose

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like Season of Discover card

    Rolling Human warrior. Gonna swipe for BiS gear in every phase since Blizzard doesn't enforce their ToS. Going to 2 shot everyone in pvp. Yep looking forward to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >season of msatery
      >season of master card
      >season of discovery
      >season of discover card

      they're doing it on purpose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yea, well I'm rolling druid and I'm gonna die so fast in pvp you won't even see me!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who isn’t rolling paladin or tanklock is going to be easy pickings in pvp so it hardly matters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >season of msatery
      >season of master card
      >season of discovery
      >season of discover card

      they're doing it on purpose

      Good posts

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will check it out when the max level is 60 and some actual content is in the game rather than one low level dungeon. Yes there's new abilities that you have to discover around the world but who cares when you're limited to level 25.. I want to try that shit in raids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when the classic beta was out level caps were great. creates a fun meta and BiS list. people will try and complete instances beyond their level range. like a level 25 RFK and SM LIbrary. and low level PvP tournaments.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of SoD is to explore everything from 1-59 in greater detail, not the old tired raids you're used to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >in greater detail
        Yeah with your op abilities, and op gear, and 10k players on a megaserver.
        You'll be smelling a lot of flowers when you're leveling on a shard down by the youtuber

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like fun to me, enjoy waiting for the same raids you've completed a thousand times already while you miss out on all the new ones.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So which new spec will you guys ve doing? They got
    >Rogue Tank
    >Warlock Tank
    >Mage Healer
    >Paladin Tank

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Melee hunter, I can't wait to need on every single weapon in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      arms warrior

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >X Tank
      Let me guess, you tank by doing AoE?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that one guy that insists on being a rogue tank despite the fact that he keeps getting one shot by a crushing blow before he can reach defense cap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They'll just add another rune that fixes that problem, remember we have 9+ rune slots with at around 4 abilities each that's 36 runes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't all the tanking runes they added just give you crit/crushing immunity?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rogue one requires they use a finisher

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, going to try a tauren shaman tank

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've moved on with my life and I do not wish to ever play this game again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, saying this as a regularly naxx raiding mage with 4/8 t3

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe but the thought of giving blizzard any more of my money makes me nauseous.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >paying blizzard money
    shiggy doggy

    will watch a couple videos about it

    see if turtle xiao or epoch take anything interesting from it eventually

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can prot paladin do damage now? or is it just for tanking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prot is still tanking, ret is now top dps in raids if the streams are to be believed.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather disembowel myself than play another second of anything WoW related

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who's chronically online, I don't have much choice

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ye i'm gnna play druid

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna be a healer because healers seem to have gotten the shit end of the stick and will be in high demand
    Probably druid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The new resto druid runes are good but the mana cost is wack, its like the only class that didn’t really get anything to help not go oom instantly besides free wrath.
      I’m probably going druid anyways too because I want to pvp as feral and balance but healing might be rough going compared to everyone else until the rest of the runes come out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >healers seem to have gotten the shit end of the stick
      That's healing in vanilla in a nut shell

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a tranny obsessed with this game, so no

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Haven't played in 4 years
    >Actually thinking this sounds fun

    Am I falling for the marketing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once an addict always an addict. Just give in and stop pretending to have any free will or dignity.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More than ready.
    I've been asking for Classic+ for 5 years now.

    Season of Mastery lasted for 455 days.
    I *WILL* tank Kel'Thuzad and defeat him as a warlock.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 weeks
    ...bots

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what client does the season stuff use? if it the super old models?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck no, anyone with a brain knows anything Nu-Blizz creates is a steaming pile of dogshit.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >New WoW Classic season, Season of Debauchery
    >All male characters gain a stack of Mighty Need every 20m played.
    >At 10 stacks, you are able to use abilities from the new Debauchery system.
    >At 30 stacks, you begin to suffer diminishing returns to XP, Gold, and rep gains, but a buff to combat abilities
    >At higher stacks you will begin to take damage if you do not consume stacks using your debauchery abilities
    >Female characters have stacks of Fertility gradually rising and falling over time, encouraging them to stay in PvP free areas until their Fertility stacks are low, and rushing back to safety when their stacks are high
    >Each faction gains bonuses the more females of the opposite faction they successfully impregnate using their debauchery abilities
    >World PvP is constant sexual predator combat
    >Most world mobs are now also sexually aggressive
    >After defeat, there is now a delay before you can release to a spirit healer, giving enemy players or healers the option to have their way with the defeated enemy
    >Female characters are encouraged to force defeated enemies to use up all their stacks of Mighty Need without impregnating anyone
    >Female characters orbit male players for safety, and also help them defeat females of the opposite faction, and use their own Debauchery abilities to help males of their faction build Mighty Need stacks faster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ahh I see you're having another relapse

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I might watch some videos about it but I wouldn't pay for wow ever again, this seems like an interesting concept but it is made for data mining meta homosexuals, the same that ruined classic wow

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