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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1
    Looks great, and I can't wait. (Still have my original copy too)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The 30 fps vs 60 fps debate is insane when 99% of people who played the original on real hardware played it in 480i where it was 60 fields per second and not 60 frames per second at all.
      But in this era of manufactured outrage I can't really expect people to actually know what they're supposed to be mad about, now can I?

      based

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I get this at all? It's 30 fps and I can simply emulate the original upscaled for a better experience

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The 30 fps vs 60 fps debate is insane when 99% of people who played the original on real hardware played it in 480i where it was 60 fields per second and not 60 frames per second at all.
      But in this era of manufactured outrage I can't really expect people to actually know what they're supposed to be mad about, now can I?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You seem to be under the impression that I said anything about the original being 60 fps in all circumstances when I was just talking about emulating it

        I can get better performance on an emulator, why should I bother with a version that's just shinier and has overbaked bombastic music?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah yeah I know, you emugays only want to talk about your emuhomosexualry
          The irony is you're all up in my koolaid for changing the subject when you farted your way into this thread just to talk about emugayging

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not my problem, I'm just not going to buy a game when I can play a superior version for free and nintendo can't even have parity with that

            Fricking Amazon is sold out still so I have to wait regardless if I’m relying on cuckstop but I’m dropping money for it

            Amazon is not stocking first party nintendo games for the foreseeable future, starting with endless ocean, luigi's mansion 2 hd, and ttyd, presumably due to them having some argument with nintendo about sales cuts or some shit given that they don't even have the right to provide digital codes

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >play a superior version for free
              Oh, you have an original copy and a CRT? I take back what I said then

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Makes sense I was wondering why endless ocean digital codes were selling out on Amazon

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they mass cancelled all those preorders.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Shills really trying to argue 480i isn't 60 frames per second on some moronic technicality
        The screen refreshes 60 times per second, so it's 60fps. simple as.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >60Hz is 60fps
          no it's not, every other line is updated 1/60 of a second, so only get 30 full frames per second.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >erm interlaced resolutions aren't acshually 60fps
            have a nice day

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            480i would just display half of any individual frame and alternate lines, you were still getting the full 60fps of motion at the cost of some flicker. Or if your family wasn't full of poorgays you just played on a monitor that did 480p anyway.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Progressive scan

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Tendies really will make the dumbest bad faith arguments ever just to defend literally any shortcomings, won't they. If 480i was 30fps then shit like melee and GX would be unplayable.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nincucks are literally mentally ill. You're pathetic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would I get this at all? It's 30 fps and I can simply emulate the original upscaled for a better experience
      They added new pipes to fix backtracking, the games biggest flaw.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        moronic opinion

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        while that's a good band aid, it still doesn't fix the fundamental problem.
        problem is if you actually fixed the fundamental problem people would b***h and moan that too much was changed from the original

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be playing the original on my Steam Deck
      this

      The 30 fps vs 60 fps debate is insane when 99% of people who played the original on real hardware played it in 480i where it was 60 fields per second and not 60 frames per second at all.
      But in this era of manufactured outrage I can't really expect people to actually know what they're supposed to be mad about, now can I?

      It's not the 1990's anymore grandpa

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You'd buy it if you were a real fan

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather not support demakes, I want this Origami King art style gone.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I like the game, I'm not a fan because I don't understand brand loyalty as a concept and I don't define myself by things I enjoy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      or you can actually emulate the remake at 60fps anyway since it looks to be an objective improvement in the gameplay department and any dialogue changes will be easily patched back anyway

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FPS is a meme for people bad at video games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t care about it not being 60 fps because 30 fps is just fine in my eyes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How are you going to give money to daddy Nintendo then?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      spbp

      >Why would I get this at all? It's 30 fps and I can simply emulate the original upscaled for a better experience
      They added new pipes to fix backtracking, the games biggest flaw.

      There were already plenty of pipes for traveling to the various regions.

      You'd buy it if you were a real fan

      Frick off, shlomo

      FPS is a meme for people bad at video games.

      The new art style looks like shit regardless

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. I genuinely see no reason to ever play this shit when there's an objectively superior version already available
      Why the hell didn't they remake 64 instead? That game's graphics aged like shit unlike TTYD and Nintendo would also end up killing that one HD fan remake as a bonus, which is something that they just love to fricking do

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I genuinely see no reason to ever play this shit when there's an objectively superior version already available
        Yeah, I'm surprised they're not adding anything to convince more people that already have the game to buy it again. When Kirby's Return to Dreamland had its remake they at least had the Magolor Epilogue as a selling point.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >When Kirby's Return to Dreamland had its remake they at least had the Magolor Epilogue as a selling point.
          That's what got me to buy it day 1 but if I knew how short it was no way I would've gotten it, 90 minutes of extra content and a longer true arena doesn't justify a $60 pricetag, should've been $50 at most

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But 64 is the best looking Paper Mario game?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          based crusty jpg enjoyer

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yes it is a bit crusty but the storybook aesthetic is so soulful. personally I'll also admit to a lot of nostalgia for PM64 but still

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm definitely biased by nostalgia but the segmented papercraft stuff looks way worse than 64's actual sprites and animation.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              and if you believed that you wouldn't be showing troony fanart

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                *punches you in the face and you drop to the ground and start crying*

                Anything else?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what that means but okay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's 30 fps and I can simply emulate the original upscaled for a better experience

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Amazon is sold out still so I have to wait regardless if I’m relying on cuckstop but I’m dropping money for it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Still? Damn it.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll probably get it right away. The minor censorship and 30fps don't really bother me much.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to know if there's post game shit to do. If so I'll buy it, but if not I still have a copy of the original.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I got it right away on day one when it released on the gamecube.
    Why would I rebuy it if its the exact same game, with zero new content or changes outside of a few localization words replaced and half the frames?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Buying 500 Year Door

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Preorder, now going to think about fricking Vivians sweet ghost pussy while she smothers my face with her boobs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just don’t let Peach find out, you are suppose to come for her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he's male

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, she's genetically female like Birdo.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Birdo is also male

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Might want to look again.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I still have my gamecube copy and a rip of it.
    I'll stick to dolphin with a gamecube controller thanks.
    I've played it like 3 times, and i don't have any urge to again any time soon.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can already play it on my Gamecube so no.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1. I want this to sell enough to Paper Mario can actually return to it's glory days.
    I couldn't give a shit about it being 30 FPS, I couldn't give a shit about it being retranslated.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fricking port, just go play the original

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want them to make more games like this but I don't want this one. I really like TTYD but I don't like the lack of new content, and I don't like the new music they put in.
    I'll wait for it to leak to see if there's some new content that they haven't shown off officially yet but I'm probably just not going to get it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay friend, I already pre-ordered it digitally and plan to get a physical copy at some point to hold on to for physical media's sake. If you want, my physical copy can count as your vote to tell Nintendo that you want to see more games like this one in the future, just like I do. I feel you. Frick Sticker Star.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >and I don't like the new music they put in.
      Just use the badge that puts the old OST on.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a badge to put on the old frame rate and dialogue

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Mario RPG remake couldn't outsell Origami King. This game will not reach those numbers and the next PM will be business as usual.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I say this as this anon:

        It's okay friend, I already pre-ordered it digitally and plan to get a physical copy at some point to hold on to for physical media's sake. If you want, my physical copy can count as your vote to tell Nintendo that you want to see more games like this one in the future, just like I do. I feel you. Frick Sticker Star.

        I haven't played a single Paper Mario game since Sticker Star, and from what I hear the games have slowly been getting better and better since then. I don't care particularly if Paper Mario games end up exactly like TTYD after this. That's not exactly the message they're trying to send, and neither am I to be quite honest. It'd be great if they did, but my votes are going towards them making more good Mario RPGs in general, like the Mario & Luigi series that got entirely canned from Nintendo letting Alpha Dream, the team behind M&L and SMRPG go bankrupt. That's what these remakes are saying: You remember when good Mario RPGs existed at all? Would you like them back? Remember when Sticker Star and Paper Jam alone killed gamers' faith in Mario RPGs? Here's the really good Mario RPGs, wanna see games like that again? Paper Mario in general can do whatever the frick it wants at this point, maybe Color Splash and Origami King are good. I might go back and try them out depending on how I feel about the TTYD remake. I would just like to see good Mario RPGs again in general, friend.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          color splash is a better sticker star
          that doesn't mean it's good though
          origami king is decent but i still rate spm over it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That's honestly about what I figured, good thing Color Splash can probably be found at like a garage sale or otherwise for real cheap if I ever want to try that one lol.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I had a voucher so I used it to preorder.
            Color Splash would be unironically a ton of fun with SPM or TTYD's battle system. The world was enjoyable to explore other than the Kammy Koopa bullshit between areas. They could use the thing cards as items for specific battles kinda like how you needed the specific badge for Hooktail but otherwise lose the card battle system.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I can see a point of Color Splash being a decent Paper Mario, it had its heart in the right place, but Origami King was legitimately terrible as a Paper Mario title and RPG. They even said that it wasn't supposed to be an rpg and more of an adventure game, and it shows.

          I agree that these Remakes are probably a stab at testing if people want more classic jrpgs set in the Mario setting tho.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            See, and they came out and said that they didn't want Paper Mario to be the Mario RPG series anymore, and that's fair - if they're still fun I might get them, but the real dumbass move they made was to let Alpha Dream go bankrupt right after they said that. M&L was always the more consistently good Mario RPG series.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1, I ain't doing shit else this month besides Hellblade 2 and those two can tide me over until SMTV Revengeance and Elden Ring DLC keep me away from the sun until the end of July. It's been 20 years since I last played it so it'll be a practically new experience.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Very unlikely that'll I'll get it.
    I still have my original copy and I tend not to like rebuying games.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > hold off on it to see how it is
    We already know how it is. It came out 20 years ago.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really have any plans to get it. I can emulate the original fine, and nothing about the remake looks better to me.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Remake
    >No new content and worse in certain aspects
    Why would I?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately day 1. Taking off work, smoking some dank and going on a grand adventure with mario and friends.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I preordered it but I worry it won't be delivered on time so I'll probably have to wait a day or 2 which is really miserable to me.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be playing it on my Steam Deck a week before launch through ryujinx

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been keeping up with this, have they said if there will be any new content? Like a hard mode or post game bosses?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing beyond an extra tutorial NPC. Given that they mentioned there were extra fights for the SMRPG remake, there's probably nothing new.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty light on new content, it's mostly just sidegrades and quality of life content, alongside little details.
      >Redone graphics, partners and NPCs are now a lot more expressive and have backsprites
      >Remixed OST (badge to restore the old music is available) alongside new songs (new partner themes, PM64 theme, etc.) and the battle music now has variations depending what chapter you fight in
      >Added concept art and sound test menus in pause menu which unlock when you get all Star Pieces and Shine Sprites in an area
      >New pipes in the overworld to cut down on backtracking alongside new Pipe Room to each chapter
      >Now can hold 15 items as opposed to 10 early game (no idea what the Strange Sack does now in regards to inventory upgrade)
      >You can check tattles in a fight if you already had Goombella Tattle them before
      >New Toad to practice battling
      >New Little Mouser in Trouble Center to help you with troubles
      >Merluvlee's hints are now recorded in the pause menu
      >Title screen updates with more and more characters as you progress

      It should be noted the framerate is cut in half and the script has been modified (in both English and Japanese). It also seems like the economy is higher now as well with the Badge Shop sales being pricier than the original. And some stuff nerfed like the Poison Shroom Bingo only doing 1/3 of negative effects as opposed to 1/2 and Dull Bones still giving SP in the crowd when they use to not, stuff of that nature.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ahahaaaa...this post fr got me feelin a bit peaky..

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >no idea what the Strange Sack does now in regards to inventory upgrade
        obviously 15 to 25

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What if it's 15 to 30?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This is a great change that fixes a lot of backtracking.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No it doesn't fix the backtracking, moron

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they've been too tight lipped on any new content if there's even any, for me to care

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    remakes are shit

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No purchase from me, I don't like the art-style change, I don't like the dialogue change, and the framerate is worse than the original which I already own.
    If I want to play TTYD I'll hook up my GCN/Wii.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for the script.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Playing it on dolphin emulator right now.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holding off until I find out what nintendo of america did to Vivian.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't doing anything to Vivian. Look out for two lines of dialogue: the most important one that we already know, that they are making Beldam out to ambiguously possibly be a transphobe (the correct choice no matter what your politics are), and if Goombella calls her "cute" or "a girl" at the end. Either way, everyone wins. Good representation of the character, and it's all by how the other characters talk about her, ironically.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If he's not male then troons won again

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If you want to see Vivian and her ghost penis and/or vegana, you can win too by looking up porn of her.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i preordered it on playasia because they're doing that three games for $100 promo again.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No because I have it on my GameCube

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    eventually, if at all. glad even switch games can be modded on PC so I'll wait and see what gets removed/restored by the fans

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Buying the collector's edition, but keeping it sealed so I can sell it later while I emulate the game. I do this with all switch games.

    It's legal, cause I own the game 🙂

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Technically it'd only be legal if you dumped your own copy yourself for you to play.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They never said how they got it on their PC you freaking dingus.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They said they'd keep it sealed which is why I said that.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            With this game in particular the best way to emulate it, as people have been discussing in full detail, is the GCN version.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn’t, moron. That’s a myth invented by emutrannies, the law says you can’t just dump the game and play it somewhere else. Emulators are legal as long as they don’t steal code or include bios, but the act of rom dumping and downloading isn’t in any case.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever homosexual

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          do whatever. just don't dilute yourself into thinking you aren't pirating, moron.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Right away, like obviously it’s gonna be good. Will probably play it till my hands fall off, I cannot wait to see how they handle Vivian and terminally online people seethe about it for weeks while I just enjoy the ride.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you fricking Black folk have like three pics that you spam, get some god damn taste and variety

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Alright have this new pic then.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Right away, like obviously it’s gonna be good. Will probably play it till my hands fall off, I cannot wait to see how they handle Vivian and terminally online people seethe about it for weeks while I just enjoy the ride.

          Got any more female Vivian feet?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, here you go.

            But Vivian doesn’t have feet 🙁

            She does now!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But Vivian doesn’t have feet 🙁

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She has them, and the only one who ever gets to canonically see them is Mario

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if he sniffs them like Hooktail's...

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are totally being sane about vivian

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They will sneed and do nothing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is what's really funny because they already got to hear what they need to hear about Vivian, the only hint that she could be trans was from one line of dialog that we already have seen the new translation for. They already won, Vivian is now as ambiguous trans as the politics in this country will allow her to be in a game for kids. And it's coming from transpose maybe being a transphobe, if you know what the original Japanese dialogue says.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >transpose
        What the frick I meant to type "the villain" right there

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope nintendo doesn't give in and restore the dialogue to please them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, you already lost. Whether Goombella calls Vivian cute or a girl at the end, you're a transphobe siding with the literal villain you fight in this game.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I win actually because I don't have to read the OG dialogue if they don't restore it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            A fool you are, claiming the victor's crown before even heading into battle. Go back and play the game on the GCN or emulate it for hundreds of dollars (I hope for your sake legally that you bought the game at launch).

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >fool you are

              fool thou art*

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Always a tranime avatar if not their ugly mugs
      Curious. Very curious indeed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek even the frog eaters have this autism among them [spolier]wonder if he is one of my homosexual neighbors[/spoiler]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the best part if that he was literally never trans, only morons thst believed a bad translation by a troony think he is, beldam never told teased him for being a man, she was teasing him for saying the name of their group wrong

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really get why they even want a confirmation if they're just going to pretend Vivian is trans no matter what the script says.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, a literal confirmation is not what anyone wants in this situation. Trans people will headcanon that their favorite characters are trans no matter what, and being ambiguous about it in one line of dialogue is exactly enough to keep sane people on all political fronts on board.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >not what anyone wants
          Are you so new that you missed the Bridget controversy just a few years ago? Each side of online losers wants a hard confirmation in their favor so they can treat the character as a political football and laugh at the other side. All this will do is make it so that TTYD is on the "can't discuss without massive shitposting" list because while this existed on a level before, it will become the primary focus due to LARPing culture warriors and trolls farming them for (You)s. People who just enjoy the game will hate it yes, but they will be drowned out by subhuman who will force the topic to discuss their politics instead of to discuss the game.
          Its all pointless anyway because this game is easy to pirate and gamecube is easy to emulate. Frick paying Nintendo a premium to release half-baked ports, roms, and remakes.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you so new that you missed the Bridget controversy just a few years ago?
            No I'm just somehow a troony that isn't terminally online. Imagine that.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Then thank me for giving you a look into the future is there is anything in the final product that confirms the character is a troony. If the character is hard confirmed not to be then the Gane will be artificially praised here but at least something resembling normal discussion will be possible.
              If the character is confirmed a troony? It will be a smaller-scale repeat of the Bridget release that broke this board for literal months and has made actual discussion of Strive nearly impossible even still.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think the young trannies are on this board bud, and all I care about is the future of Mario RPGs in general.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The young trannies infest Twitter while their counterparts infest this and other sites. Like I said, if the character is confirmed not to be a troony or there is no change from the original then discussion may still be possible, but if they hard confirmed as a troony then the future of discussion for the Mario RPG entry TTYD will be endless shitposting.
                As for the future of the games, it is clear the direction the series is being taken in with Origami King in this generation as an original game, and how this cash grab port performs will have little influence unless it sells ridiculously well and fans both old and new demand en masse for more in that style. I would love that personally, but I won't hold my breath for such a movement to happen or for Nintendo to properly accommodate fan demands.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, I literally don't care what the discussion of this game is like after release. I just care what message the sales of this game mean to Nintendo, because they really don't care too much what the politics around one character that already was testy end up like. They care about the sales numbers. And in this case it's probably a good thing we trannies are a minority LOL.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It seems the translations will be consistent based on the Spanish and French being the exact same with the Three Shadows, and they look to only leave an implication of Vivian being trans if you actually want to seek it. It's really not surprising Nintendo would take the safer route here.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >a few years ago
            anon that was last year

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Have been wondering about if the "Vivian is a troony" thing has just been a poor translation from fans. Because it surely makes a hell of a lot more sense than an early 2000's Japanese kid's game somehow being the most "progressive" game of all time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      please god let it happen it would be so fricking funny

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he's not trans. He's just a femboy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And s very cute one at that, if that's your headcanon <3

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      These homosexuals managed to completely ruin my very first waifu. I can barely stand to look at her anymore thanks to them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        RIP in piece Mama Luigi, at least you chiseled it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t let them get to you, Vivian is waiting for you, Anon!

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Right away

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn't buy Bug Fables then you don't deserve this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing Bug Fables and it's pretty great.
      Not getting this though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like ripoffs
      bug game shoukd have been more original

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Played a good chunk of it via Nintendont, was not that impressed

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You all really overthink Vivian always, Nintendo has commonly localized feminine looking characters into being female for decades now like Birdo from the same series (though I guess that was after the original release there) or Gracie from Animal Crossing for examples. It's all down to design while avoiding political topics, they're a company making games at the end of the day, it's smart to avoid the topic in any direction.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yet they already declared that they made it ambiguous in the one line that really matters? And the trans kiddos and adults wanted that? Sounds like this really is the one character that they needed to be ambiguous about, and it's working.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, they wanted the "transphobic" scene to be back completely which is why zoomers are seething that the new translation doesn't have it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I say this as someone who sympathizes with them, what the zoomers need to realize is that this is the best they're going to get at this point in time. Nintendo learned that they need to be able to market their products after the commercial failure that was the Wii U. There are buttholes on all points of the political spectrum that will enjoy this game. And this is the translation that they're going to get if they want a trans girl in their bing bing wahoo RPG.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The script in general is already being changed in both English and Japanese, Vivian is still acknowledged as female and a sister on other sources. Unless I see something explicit, I'm not convinced since as is this just feels like a silly localization that's common for the series but this time it's closer to the Japanese one. The Shadow Sirens is a way better name than the "Three Shadows" I will still say though.
        Even if something happens though, literally everyone treats Vivian special on this topic for no reason. I'm convinced people only talk about this topic involving the character since they can't help but find this specific shadow demon frickable and cute. Other Nintendo characters don't get this form of focus and debate/drama ever.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You realize that the "male vs female" thing is only because people can't understand the difference between sex and gender, right? I agree that the Shadow Sirens is a way better name, and it's the ambiguously transphobic character that is denying you that name.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1, mainly since I've never played the game. Heard things about the GameCube one being good but I was only 4 back when TTYD was released in 2004 so obviously I never got a chance to play.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Neither. I don't buy remakes.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is why Paper Mario is such a good series. It let's you make political arguments as a joke without outright getting political.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it lets you
      Yikes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a boomer typing on your PC right now or a zoomed that forgot what autocorrect is?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't about the grammar dipshit. It's about how you feel like a game has to 'let you' make political arguments as a joke without outright getting political...whatever that means.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No literally how old are you to not realize you're literally being trolled right now?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              If you call this trolling then this is a rather sad attempt. Regardless this will be the final (You) from me.

              I'll never understand this whole "I was only PRETENDING to be moronic" method of "trolling" lmao.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you're an influencer / reviewer trying to rake in those day one views, there's no reason to grab a game upon release. Give it a few days, watch some gameplay with no commentary, and use your best judgment before buying.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    As much as the 30fps and unneccesary dialogue changes annoy me, I'm gonna get it anyways just to spit in Tanabe's face

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just this does well enough so that we can have a proper Paper Mario RPG and the mandate will die forever.

      Buying this in the hopes of saving paper mario is a fool's errand. No matter how it sells, Nintendo is too stuck in their ways to go back.
      Enjoy Sticker Star 4.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to support old PM, but not enough to overlook a downgraded and worse looking product.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll get it a week earlier on my hacked Switch. Suck my dick, NinteBlack folk.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Always enjoyed this mental illness of “hating” Nintendo but still playing their “slop” through piracy as a humble brag

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just this does well enough so that we can have a proper Paper Mario RPG and the mandate will die forever.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well the series does seem to be on the right path again. TOTK wasn't great but it was leagues better than CS and SS.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, Tears of the Kingdom, my favorite paper bing bing

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Frick, meant TOK.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What if, at the end, Goombella says to Vivian, "It's OK Viv, you can be my sister."

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna get high praise, 90+ metascore, outsell The Mid King and be the definitive version of the game. Soi boys, trannies and doomers are gonna be shitting their diapers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a troony that is OK with whatever they do with the rest of the dialogue surrounding Vivian, after seeing that Beldam is the transphobic bad guy. Put "zoomer" in front of all of those you said are getting BTFO. 🙂

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pure delusion. I'd wager it won't even outsell the original

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Have you heard of the concept if install bases? You know that the GCN wasn't exactly Nintendo's best selling system, right?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          For niche games like non-Pokemon turn based JRPGs there's going to be a severe drop off in players for larger install bases compared to smaller ones. The Switch's expanded audience are there for action games, party games, casual games, etc.

          The potential audience for TTYD on Switch won't really be much bigger than it was on GC. There was a higher concentration of players interested in it on GC.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'd have to check the numbers for Origami King to know for sure so I admit I may be wrong, but it sounds like to me there's a lot more chance for this to outsell the GCN version from kids that enjoyed Color Splash or at the very least Origami King alone.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The lack of new content means the remake is basically pointless.
    >PM is stylized so the graphics age well already
    >Music was already great, remastering it will only potentially ruin it for the chance of a 1% increase in quality
    >Battle training is pointless because the entire game is piss baby easy mode made for toddlers
    $60 doesnt seem worth the script rewrite.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I probably get it a few days before release via torrent and play an hour or 2 on my mac mine m2 then get bored and quit

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Me and a friend planned on grabbing it day 1. Since he'll be in town for two weeks, we planned on watching some movies, playing this, and I'm gonna make him try Snoot game just because I'm curious of hus reaction to it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why not just have sex with him

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because I'm not a homosexual despite being a Nintendo fan.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          In this day and age, this is a very hard feat to accomplish.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will be downloading the leaked .xci sometime 2-7 days before release for free

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pirate it, I already bought it once on Gamecube

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll either pirate it on switch next year or buy it on switch 2 if it has 60fps and higher resolution mode on that

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until a reprint with all the patches on the cart is out

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i don't want this thread to die...this is my home. it might be weird to love a thread and attach so much importance to it even though it's only been around for a little bit but...i do. please keep posting guys, please..

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok bud I'm lurking here too. We can keep this thread alive together <3

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thank you! 🙂

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You're welcome bro *salutes you*

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rawh Hawk is here to save the day! <3

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        YO REAL SHIT?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We might need ta start bringin' out the big guns if we want our favorite thread ta stay alive, son. Things are startin' ta look bleak out here.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          We will have to join forces!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You've seen that new rascally dinosaur-y partner Gonzales has with 'im, haven't ya son? Do you think they stand a chance against tha reigning champ and this mighty fine body right here?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              We will have to join forces!

              I can't hear ya son!
              Am I gonna have ta take that champ's belt away from ya or are ya gonna let some newby wimp with a pesky lil' lizard runt scare ya away from the title match of the century, Hawk?!?!

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Pfft, as if! Just another cheap trick they pulled out of their butts. Let 'em keep tussling around with the scrubs. Nobody in this thread or anywhere else can stand up to is, and if they somehow try it, we'll just wipe the floor with them until they feel the RAWK

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                THAT'S MORE LIKE IT, SON!
                Word on the street is, that lil' punk hatched out of an egg tha hot dog stand was tryin' to sell as a hot dog toppin'. And ya let that runt just call yer belt a fake?! In tha Major League locka' room?!?! I think it's high time the two of us showed that mustachioed son of a gun who he's messin' with, ya dig?!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                YOU'RE ON, BOSS!
                Know what, hook me up a match with him so I can finally show him what's what!
                That mustachioed coward will be hiding away in his cap after I'm done with him. Nobody tries to take away the glory from rawh Hawk.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And y'see, son, that's exactly why yer the best champ this Glitz Pit has ever seen, Hawk. Here's a tip, in tha last version of this here game, that hammer swingin' twerp managed ta pull this one outta tha seat of 'is overalls on ya. Think ya got what it takes to keep this from happenin' in tha remake, son?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                These were another times, boss!
                That's why I've been hitting the griddy. That shortstack scrub will be in for a rude awakening once I pull out my super aero skydive DX move UPGRADED!
                Maybe I should even use a spiked helmet for his dumb jumps and upgrade my drip for the fans.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Ohoho, I like what I see, Hawk. Ya've been really workin' hard ta have a mighty fine body and pecs like that! I think those twerps are in for a rude awakenin' when they show their puny lil mugs on this here stage later this month. Ya been shoppin' for spiky helmets? How much of a raise I need ta give ya to afford one, son?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Ain't gonna have any low-slung trip down my image of the CHAMP!
                You know how much the people love me, boss. One of these simps would happily buy me one if it means I got a rad new outfit.
                That said, I wouldn't mind a bit of a raise and a massaging service after every match for all this effort, y'know.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If it means keepin' that hairy plumber punk from screwin' up this beautiful lil operation we got goin' on here son, you name it, it's yours, champ. I hear there's a lil lady in Poshley Heights that'll massage ya real good, how's about I hit up ol' Don Pianta and git us a couple a tickets for the Excess Express?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That loser won't get any more info. I personally already dealed with these snitches like you told me, boss.
                So hell yeah, let's get on that train! We won't have anything to worry 'bout for some time anyway.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Excellent work, son! That's what this ol' man like ta hear. The only other thing I worry about Ms. Jolene. I think I've seen her scurryin' around these halls behind our backs here, son. I'm worried she might be our info leaker, if tha last version of this here game is anythin' to be informin' us. We're gonna have to bring her along too, if ya catch mah drift, Hawk. And I dunno just how willin' she's gonna be ta just come waddlin' along behind us, ya dig? She might need some uh... "convincin...'"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh lordy, I forgot to attach mah mighty fine body ta that post! Silly me.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Don't sweat it, boss. Your special machine really is paying off after all.
                On that note, no wonder that gal has been watching the Rawk like a hawk lately. Can't even catch a breath while I sneak out at nights.
                But no worries, boss. With both of us, no way she's gonna be able to say no.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Together, son, I think we may just make that sorry punk have ta backtrack even more in this here remake. That'll surely make these punks in this here thread angry, won't, champ? We might actually make a Chapter 3-2 outta this game, and isn't that what these here fans wanna see? More of the best champ I've ever gotten to lay my manly eyes on, the one and only, RAWK HAWK?!?!?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Now THAT'S more like it, boss! That's just what this cardboard version is missing, some more of the RAWK HAWK biceps!
                That thug won't mess up our plans this time, and the rest of the game will happen in a Glitzville WE rule on, boss!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Iffin' we can manage to ditch that sorry chick Ms. Jolene in Poshley Heights without the means to hitch another ride on the Excess Express, the two of us manly specimens may just have enough ta tag team the rest of tha bosses in this here game and wrangle them into joinin' this here Glitz Pit too, wouldn't that be somethin'? We get ta take down some real mean machines, and maybe one of 'em manages to do our jobs for us... and Ms. Jolene is none tha wiser.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're on, boss. These pesky bosses will scramble away like rats once they see our pair of manly bods. And if they are dumb enough to stand up, we'll just take them to poundtown like the losers they are. We'll be invincible!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I hear the Creepy Steeple's home to one right son of a gun that has as big of a grudge against these fellas as we do, and the poor guy's weakness is he can't be told his name. HIS OWN EVERLOVIN' NAME, SON. And lucky us, we already know it from the GCN version of this here game. Why don't we give Mr. Doopliss here a lil... "visit?"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Now that's a fella I can take pity on. But if you think he can be useful, boss, then let's head straight away to that shady place. He may not be able to do much on his own, but he'll be singing a different tune once he meets the RAWK, baby!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Y'see, Hawk, the poor fella already gave away his best trick. He's gonna try to hide this here 16th letter of the Alphabet from us to keep us from being able to say, "Doopliss." As ya can see, I already... ahem... "acquired" it. All we have ta do after tusslin' with this sorry bedsheet-wearin' freak is give 'im a stage name, and Gonzales has nothing against this here feller. And these punks arguing over some ghost chick don't even have ta hear anymore dialogue about her after what is agreed upon ta be the worst chapter of this here game anyways, son.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You are as cunning as ever, boss! That's why I always leave all the thinking on ya.
                The tiny Gonzales will be helpless against this monster and will get the Game Over for sure.
                Could call him the, uhmm, Duplifreak, or something!
                He will never be as good as me though, obviously.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously, son, obviously! This sorry sack of pillowcase is maybe bottom-tier Major League AT BEST iffin' ya know his true name. And now that you already know it, he has nothin' against ya, ya dig?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously, son, obviously! This sorry sack of pillowcase is maybe bottom-tier Major League AT BEST iffin' ya know his true name. And now that you already know it, he has nothin' against ya, ya dig?

                What if we called him the Real Shadow Siren, just for shits and giggles, son?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i really, REALLY hope they do this for doopliss
                it'd be frickin hilarious

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                they dont even need to code new stuff, the switch already has the ability to block out certain letters on the keyboard

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Tch, you sly devil. Always got the best stuff in that twisted mind of yours.
                Might as well salvage the only good thing of that forsaken chapter, aye!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If we can convince that nimrod to join us on our lil massagin' vaycay at Poshley Heights, the three of us can probable wrangle up these things at the refuelin' station. All we have ta do is raise the drawbridge to keep them from headin' on the tracks without us, waltz on in, box up these suckers, and be on our merry lil way.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yuck, these things give me the creeps.
                You sure about this, boss? We better not be sloppy then, if one of these things escape with us I'll squat it instantly before we even leave that ditch.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Trust me, son, if that blue collar chump faces these things before he's leveled up anough to face 'em, he and his sissy lil partners don't stand a chance. I am a bit worried about keepin' em locked up fer the whole ride, though. Worst comes to worst, we get another tussle we already know we can win, champ!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Always feel like I can lift up the moon with your words of encouragement, boss. Aight, count me in!
                I also heard there's this chilly guy that red-capped punk is looking for some reason. So we should give him a visit too while we are there, yeah?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Son, you're an ever-lovin' genius. Word on tha street us, this lil detective-y feller happens ta live at Poshley Heights. If we take this sucker out, he can lead us to another Crystal Star. We can power up our lil manly man makin' machine even more with another one of those! This punk don't stand a chance against a spiky Goomba, let alone two macho men like us!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Guess hanging 'round with ya has sharpened my wits after all, boss! With double the stars, we can be double the macho! We might as well go on our own hunt for 'em and beat that Gonzales to the dirt.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why, son, if we can manage ta git our hands on alla' those shiny things, we may just have enough macho to be able to save the Mario & Luigi series by starrin' in those games too! Doesn't that sound downright fantastic, son?!?!?!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Invading a WHOLE 'nother universe by ourselves, boss!? That's aiming for the stars, and y'know I'm always up for more twerps to tussle with. Keep at it, and we'll even take that Bowser's spot! Not the first time I would beat that loser anyways.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Son, I hear Bowser's lookin' for these lil buggers too. If we're able ta take out Gonzales, Bowser don't stand an ice cream cone's chance in hell against us! We could even have the power to find legendary treasures from universes outside of the SMB cinematic universe if we keep on this train we're on, son!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                We are plotting something big here, boss! Even all the anons in this thread have fled in sheer fear of our combined masculinity and power. A bit more, and we'll be expanding through everywhere!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oho, dippin' yer manly lil talons into the YouTube scene, eh? What do you say we take on these chumps too? I hear they at least USED ta be pretty popular, y'know, a DECADE or so ago!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Their style surely is a decade old, at the very least. These punks will be kissing our talons after we show 'em we are not as weak as we were back then.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why, son, I think the two of us may even have what it takes to be Pokémon Masters if we keep this up!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And after we take over these monster beetles cards game, we'll start taking over their shows too!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                MAI SUTANDO!
                OF GLITZ AND GLORY!!!!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                HIROZU RAAAAAWK

                Son, I don't know how else to tell ya this, but just because this fine body has some hair growin' on it, don't make me a furry. Y'see, I'm what is called a "fictional creature." Ta be one a' those wacky furry fellers, ya gotta be an animal person. At best, I'm just yer average city slickin' role players, ya dig?

                This urbanite might need eye fixing, boss. Can't see I got feathers on myself? Not a single dingy strand of fur here!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                EXACTLY SON!! And that's what makes us better than the furgay role players!! We're the MANLIEST MEN in ALL of the Mushroom Kingdom!!!!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                None in this dingy kingdom compare to our sheer testosterone!
                I'll personally piledrive any furgay that claims otherwise. Nobody is safe from getting RAWKED

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You keep piledrivin' chumps like that in my Glitz Pit, son, and I'll make sure we make a belt out of every single treasure we find on our manly journey together champ! You'll have earned ever single one of em, son!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There'll be more treasure than Rawk Hawk by the end of it. But I won't mind, the fans love all the glitter, baby. Boss! Tonight was inspiring. I gotta go back to my training sesh now, but you'll find a super motivated Rawk Hawk on this new release, I betcha.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I bet we got that Gonzales sucker quakin' in his cheap-ass plumber boots, son. You get some rest in yer champion's quarters, sleep tight, and let's just say... try not to let th' bed bugs bite now, y'hear? Good night, champ.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                kinda upset the new crystal stars are so flat, sure they are kinda prettier but I liked how thick the classic ones were

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, there's always gonna be some minor changes the classic fans aren't gonna be the fondest of. If you still have the original version, I'd stick to that if some items that are only on screen for a few seconds bug you too much.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I wish TTYD wasn't so fricking easy since a boss that buffs itself a bunch in a Mario game is fun.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Chapter 3 truly is peak kino for kids' Bing Bing wahoo role playing adventures.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm still hoping there will be a boss rematch in post game, but my hopes dwindle each passing day

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, that would be really cool. You could also get that experience by waiting at least a few months and playing the game again like the rest of us do, though

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            grubba is kind of a jarring difficulty spike actually, especially compared to the absolute joke that is doopliss fight in the next chapter
            it's just that even at its hardest the game is still really easy so it's hard to notice

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can we really do this?

      Can we really keep the best thread on Ganker alive with Rawk Hawk alone?

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why the hell would I wait? It's a remake of one of my favorites, so I'm going to buy it and enjoy it, just like last year with SMRPG

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My man.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's Paper Mario, it's hard to genuinely frick up. Nintendo will mostly just pretty it up and they changed (from what I can see) a few minor things.

    Even if there should be technical frick ups, they'll probably patch it quick enough.

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting it day one. It's one of my personal favorite games of all-time and the remake seems to have a lot of care put into it. I don't think the framerate kills this kind of game and I'm not bothered much by the dialogue changes, especially when those seem to just be based off the original Japanese script in some cases.

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna see what they do with vivi
    If they deviate from the original character type at all, I'm out
    I don't care which is accurate translation, I don't care about troons, I just wand my goddamned game
    That said, if they do frick it up, I'm just putting that money towards sonic/ shadow generations

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll admit, I love PM64 almost as much as TTYD; but I've never finished it all the way through. Perhaps the story and gameplay of TTYD was a bit more engaging and hooked me better. I still have my physical copy to play on my N64 if I ever did want to finish it, but if this remake being good and selling well means a PM64 gets released I would definitely try it.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    person who grew up with 64 and TTYD here. Origami King is my favorite paper mario. just wanted to let you know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure the game did okay sales-wise so I'm happy for you. Your favorite title is the current face of the series so you'll likely get at least something similar if they make another.

      Dude, I literally don't care what the discussion of this game is like after release. I just care what message the sales of this game mean to Nintendo, because they really don't care too much what the politics around one character that already was testy end up like. They care about the sales numbers. And in this case it's probably a good thing we trannies are a minority LOL.

      >I just care what message the sales of this game mean
      "Making a low-effort port of this classic sold well so we will continue making low-effort ports instead of trying to make a new game in that style."
      That is your message by paying Nintendo. You're telling them that they are smart to hound ROM sites trying to keep old game titles available to the public so they can maybe sell you buggy roms 30 years later if they feel like it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't see the trends are actually trying to ask you if you want to ever see a good Bing Bing wahoo RPG again, I sure hope you're playing Final Fantasy or some shit by now my guy.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If you bought Origami King then you sent a message that you want more paper Mario RPG games. If you want them to be like TTYD instead of Origami King then you're shit out of luck. Buying TTYD cash grab port just tells Nintendo to keep drip-feeding you low-effort ports of games that people are nostalgic for. If you can't see that then you are the one missing the trends of their subscription-based online ROM service that does exactly this. Fricking moron.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, I didn't buy Origami King yet but am open to trying it if the remake is good. I don't know how to communicate to you that I literally don't care what happens at this point, I'm playing the games I enjoy and not getting passed of online.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't know how to communicate to you that I literally don't care what happens at this point
              Well it's not by saying "all I care about is the future of Mario RPGs in general" like you said here

              I don't think the young trannies are on this board bud, and all I care about is the future of Mario RPGs in general.

              Or by saying "I just care what message the sales of this game mean to Nintendo" like you said here

              Dude, I literally don't care what the discussion of this game is like after release. I just care what message the sales of this game mean to Nintendo, because they really don't care too much what the politics around one character that already was testy end up like. They care about the sales numbers. And in this case it's probably a good thing we trannies are a minority LOL.

              When you say these things, I will try to focus the discussion on the future of mario RPGs and how your purchasing decisions sends different messages to Nintendo, because that is what you explicitly said you care about. But apparently you don't know what you care about or you're backpedaling because you realize that what you said was stupid. Either way you're contradicting yourself and not really saying anything useful.

              I will not respond to you further and if you're a troony worth your salt I expect an apology for your inane, illogical rambling before you have a nice day. Have a nice day.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Bold of you to assume I really want to keep talking to you man, it seems like you have a lot more to say to me than I have to say to you.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Stop being a whiny little homosexual. You aren't getting anything like TOK again. You can now experience the pain older paper mario fans felt for years. Cry about it dicklet

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              *you take a swing at me which I effortlessly dodge and counter with a blow to the stomach with crumples you and makes you cough up blood*

              Anything else?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The chair, the chair!

                Get him with the steel chair!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You Rawk Hawk cosplayer, the Great Gonzales is gonna kick your ass later this month.

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Day 0
    Because I already have that game, I don't need to buy it again.

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would you have accepted Vivian’s confession, even with Peach there?

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    By far the most overrated Paper Mario game. I don't know what people see in it. There's so much filler in it and little actual substance. Or do people really like going back and forth literally up to 20 times?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They got rid of most of the backtracking, if that's your biggest gripe about it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So what did they remove all of chapter 3 or something?

        >I WANT MY CONTENT AND GAME NOOOOOOOOOOW
        ADHD riddled zoomer

        Brevity is the soul of wit. PM64 had a perfect balance and respected your time. TTYD does not.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Chapter 3 isn't just backtracking, it's a chapter of special rules for you Bing Bing battles with a little bit of intrigue added to the story.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I WANT MY CONTENT AND GAME NOOOOOOOOOOW
      ADHD riddled zoomer

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer
        May be older. I'm a zoomer and have never played TTYD, I'm looking forward to finally getting a chance to play it because of the remake. When the original TTYD released back in 2004 I was only 4.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          See, and this individual right here is who this remake is really for. Because it is otherwise impossible to get your hands on this game legally these days. Terminally online boomers BTFO, go keep emulating this game if you love the original version so much.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There's nothing wrong with making a game more available to people, but they could easily have ported and upscaled the GC release just like they did with Pikmin and charged $40 at most. The remake facelift with redone music is a pure cashgrab

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Is it a cash grab, or is it providing a job to some artists and musicians? If you don't like the music, you can get a badge for 1 coin to make it the old music again. If you don't like the graphics, I sure hope you obtained a copy of this GCN version for your own legal sake.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >The remake facelift with redone music is a pure cashgrab
              It'll still be worth $60 more than Princess Peach Showtime

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, I just wish Nintendo was willing to put out GC games upscaled for reasonable prices instead of pushing for even more profits that they don't need because they're already rich as hell. If they don't have a GC virtual console or some kind of lineup ready for the switch 2, I don't know what they're thinking

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I get what you're saying, but I think this is probably the one GCN game left that deserves a remake. Just so they can get true sales numbers to see if people still like this kind of game or not anymore. I think after they squeeze some money out of this, they really have no excuse to not give us GCN games on whatever the Switch 2 ends up being.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting a concise streamlined gameplay experience makes you a zoomer now
        Absolutely nothing wrong with making a game that is to the point and gameplay-focused, it's what made all of the classic platformers that defined the genre during the NES and SNES eras so fricking good.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You would probably like Super Paper Mario if you haven't played it already. Maybe not the best action-oriented game, but it is pretty much what you described here with a really high stakes and interesting story. There's even a Jesus analogue!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I did not like Super Paper Mario very much. Point stands that many of the best titles that boomers like myself shit ourselves and cum to are no-bloat, concise gameplay experiences like classic Mega man, Super Metroid, Ninja Gaiden, DKC trilogy, Classic Mario platformers, etc.
            I don't know why you feel the need to attribute no-frills gameplay focus to zoomers, that idea transcends any one generation. If anything zoomers should be pitied because all of my most cherished childhood games can be stored on a low-memory flash drive and played locally on my PC with a friend, just as I did on old consoles growing up, whereas a lot of zoomer core memories are going to be of live service games that will be shut down decades later and can only be revisited through old archived footage.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I think the zoomers are having enough fun with Minecraft and Among Us as it is tbh.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Among Us is trash but I'm playing Minecraft locally myself as we speak so I won't speak ill of that game. It is incredibly relaxing and fun to play.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Minecraft is truly a game that transcends the generations; it is truly a work of art that, while all players may not get the same experience out of, we can all agree is at the very least is a "fun game.:

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I won't argue with that. It is as simple/elegant or as complex as you want to make it and rewards you both ways, which is not something many games can lay claim to.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It really is impressive how they managed to pull this off with such a simple game. If I were Sakurai, I would've put this shit in Smash, too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely right. pm64 is king

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for the 60 fps patch on Ryujinx

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >30fps when the original was 60

    absolutely pathetic,hope it gets leaked so papergays can b***h when they get sticker star 4 after the other 2 shitty sequels

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Super Paper Mario Remake When?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Switch 2?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I would legitimately be interested in seeing what they would do with a Super Paper Mario remake to be quite honest. The whole game was taking advantage of the Wiimote, and the joycons are basically just a different version of the Wiimote. I guess it would depend on if the Switch 2 is literally a Switch 2 or not.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >white outlines
    no, I shant be purchasing

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TTYD > PM64 > SPM > TOK > CS > SS
    Objectively correct ranking of the games

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i'd rank TOK over SPM personally

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Really? I might just try it out after beating this remake then.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      TOK > 64 > TTYD > SPM > CS > SS

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You b***h, you made the most outrageous Paper Mario tier list that I technically can't get mad at and I am still seething.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd swap TTYD and 64.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the only debateable ones are whether 64 or TTYD is #1, and whether you prefer SPM or TOK

      SS is objectively the worst and it's not even close

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SPM>TTYD=64>>>>>>SS
      Never played the other two, CS is stuck on Wii U and TOK's combat looks like ass so no thanks.

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will not be buying this game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you Rorie, go drink your bathtub gin

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think A Link to the Past, Super Metroid, and Symphony of the Night are some of the worst games in their respective series.

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh my gah! sheist on this homieaaaa
    i roll up! and i pull that triggaaaaaa

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      heeeeaaaaat bro whens the single?

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want a brand new game like TTYD, but I already played TTYD years ago. I'd buy Paper Mario remaster since I still haven't played that one.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Let's hope and pray M&L gets revived for the Switch 2 bro

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That would be the dream

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dream Team remake when?

          Would they dare to attempt a second Year of Luigi?

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone else played the original TTYD woth the strategy guide; to me, playing Zelda: TOTK with the strategy guide is a very similar experience. I've been getting nostalgia over looking at the guide and being like, looking at all these recipes and items and being told where to get them is literally giving me that TTYD-with-the-guide nostalgia.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      try playing something better like bug fables

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        *knocks you out with a single punch then starts sucking your mother's cleat* mmmmph this shit is good

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard that was good, it's on my Steam wishlist. But I don't think it has a physical strategy guide for me to fawn over, so it won't scratch that exact itch.

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting to see if they reworked chapter 2. If they don't fix that trash chapter then I will most definitely not get this game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I love how everyone hates Chapter 2. The only good part of Chapter 2 is when it's over.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        TTYD has a lot of parts that feel like THAT part imo. Chapter 2, chapter 4, and even part of chapter 5 feel like that. But then chapter 3 and 6 are some of the most comfy and enjoyable shit in any game

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          4 was the Vivian chapter right? At least the backtracking on that one felt dangerous, since they're pitting a bunch of Hyper Goombas at your neutered Mario for half the chapter. It can be a bit of a challenge.

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    64 > TTYD > SPM > CS > SS > OK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Swap TOK and SS and I agree. Surprised to see someone also think CS is better than TOK.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What is up with TOK? What did it do to have such wild and varying opinions in this thread, if I may be so bold to ask?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Personally for me (and this will be a bit of a ramble), I felt like it saw the issues people had with CS and did the extreme opposite in some areas while also buckling down on other negative aspects. Instead of linear small levels it had big interconnected areas but now they're too big usually in my opinion, so much so they had to put a boot car in one and a boat in another while the entire time spamming missing Toads everywhere which CS (and Paper Jam) also had but not nearly as much as this.
          Then there are the battles, they did try to fix it with a competent system but in the end it's super repetitive and more-so super long, they still don't give experience and only coins which the economy for this game is just as bad as CS was. You actually get little stamps showing if you didn't die and more importantly if you never used any accessory which you're never told about and even if you were why should you be rewarded for not using a mechanic of the game? Very confusing decision there.
          Also the writing felt spiteful to me, Bobby being the most prominent example of it with how they keep hammering in how he looks like every other Bob-omb but then they try to force you to be sad over him dying but then to joke again later how he looked like every other Bob-omb, alongside acknowledging how all Toads are the same as the main villain even says at the end when talking about his hatred for Toads, the ending is even really similar to CS as well. It's just a really baffling game to me, I really got way more frustrated over it than CS did and I already was frustrated over that game as well.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, if they were smart they would get all the named Toads together for some kind of Toad Family Reunion in the next game. How can they take an aspect of the series that the true fans loved, making actually interesting NPCs out of Toads and Mario enemies, and make fun of it? I really can see why they're giving TTYD another shot before trying the next actual Paper Mario game.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I went into it with an open mind after some people in here sucked it off but I couldn't stomach it at all. From the get go, Olivia is an annoying, moronic b***h and way worse than sticker and paint homosexuals. The level design is horrendous (granted I only played it up until the second chapter naybe it does get better)
          But the worst part of all is the fricking battle system. Gimmicky tedious shit, I would legitimately call it worse than Sticker Star and Color Splash.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I think Paper Mario just became the series for them to frick around with and make fun of true fans of the series over, which really is promising for me to see them giving TTYD another shot. Maybe that will change in the future, maybe we just get remakes of the other 2 good Paper Mario games, or just maybe the series and Bing Bing RPGs in general will completely die off if this remake flops

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TTYD>SPM>PM64>never played the rest

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >getting it
    why would I get a demake?
    >the horrible gloss and garish lighting
    >character figures being made of thick cardboard
    >the overemphasis on arts and crafts instead of just the mixed aesthetic of the original
    >30 FPS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Paper Mario is ever going to look exactly like TTYD or SPM ever again friendo. Let the old art style rest in peace, and play games in your own age range if you're gonna complain about the graphics of a kids' game.

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    paper mario fans are the worst nintendies out there

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, not really. Let them argue over pop-up storybook Bing Bing if they want to. I think its funny

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not as bad as pokedrones that are de facto nintendies... maybe not as bad. Paper mario gays largely understand that the games have fallen but continue to buy like a battered wife. Pokedrones have mostly gaslit themselves into justifications for the downward decline with each new entry, pretending that it's correct or at least justified for this false reason or that.

      Dunno which is worse, the dog that begrudgingly takes its beatings or the one that has learned to misidentify those beatings as love.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        As a True Paper Mario As Well As Pokémon Fan, I actually have not played any Paper Mario games since SS, and skipped out on the latest gen of Pokémon. I think its only the kids that are still blindly buying these games without looking them up at this point.

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pass. Not really interested.
    For some reason while I really could feel SMRPG's age and the remake was something I was very excited for, I never really felt that way about TTYD, maybe cause TTYD has so many people patching it's assets, modding it, etc, whereas SMRPG had a couple difficulty mods and one TC.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fair point, fair point.

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Never going to buy it.
    >Still own the original + two working consoles to play it on
    >Not the game I been requesting for 20 years
    >OST isn’t as catchy
    >New paper aesthetic isn’t objectively an upgrade
    >New lighting is ass
    >$60 when a digital port should have been $20 or less
    There’s nothing here for me, and I fail to see it as anything other than another failure for the Paper Mario series.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Could've gotten it for $50 if you had those wacky little vouchers...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget that they removed the bottle

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ??? They removed the BOTTLE???

        Literally unplayable, frick your lives forever Nintendo and IntSys

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can buy the game if you want, anon. It doesn’t bother me. But don’t attribute a complaint like that to me when my gripes with the game are all reasonable.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          See, I agree to disagree with your reasons for not wanting to try this remake, but I also agree with you that that guy being upset over the bottle is being absolutely fricking ridiculous. What the frick is he on about, man?

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >prime remaster was $40
    >translation changes are questionable
    I want it, but I also still have my original copy, so I don't know...

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hell no. it was already too censored as it is.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Upset that the kids' game doesn't outright confirm your troony waifu much?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no we all like that she's a woman again now, it's just the censorship like how they did with pikmin that is fricking pathetic.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What on earth could they have been censoring in Pikmin worth being upset over?

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's obviously worse than the original and has way less of its appeal, but im buying it again to tell nintendo we need more of this style of paper mario.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A fellow with taste, if I may say so.

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I feel obligated to get it only because Nintendo will never make another Paper mario in this style again if 80% of the switch player base doesn't buy it after all this b***hing, but I've also played this game a dozen times between now and 20 years ago and there likely won't be anything new. I'm conflicted.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm getting it again BECAUSE I've played the original a million times and want a fresh change of pace for my next playthrough. If it means better Mario RPGs in the future, that's great. If it doesn't, I now have two options for my next playthrough of one of my favorite games, and that's better than relying only on a decades-old system to keep chugging along with no issues.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >that's better than relying only on a decades-old system to keep chugging along with no issues
        I can kind of wrap my mind around wanting a slightly different experience for a game you’ve played to death, but a cheaper digital port would have solved the issue with aging hardware just as well as the remake.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          But then the people calling this game a literal cash-grab would be right. Whether you like what's been done with the art style amd music or no, real work went into this game and the people who worked on it deserve a paycheck, too. Inflation is a b***h, but I had those wacky vouchers.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What we really need is GCN games on whatever Virtual Console Equivalent the Switch 2 is gonna have already. I'd say it's pay past time to be doing that

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Agree to disagree. The digital ports were a blessing on Wii’s Virtual Console, and N64 games (that were younger than TTYD is now) sold for $10 back then. Even if we’re coping using inflation, we haven’t reached 100% inflation from that time (yet). A cheap, high-quality digital port of TTYD would have been sufficient, especially if they announced a proper successor at the same time.

            Honestly, the main reason people are nitpicking this remake to the extent that they are is that a new game in the old style has yet to be announced. There are a lot of hurt feelings built up in the fanbase.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >we haven’t reached 100% inflation from that time (yet)
              To clarify, I meant that the port would have been fairly priced at $20 or less.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for being civil and agreeing to disagree, but I think it's time for the older generation of nitpickers in general to get over the state of Mario RPGs. I'm just holding out that maybe they'll be good again; if not, I spent a little too much on a game I'm gonna like regardless in your eyes.

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Probably but not for a while cause I already replayed it last year so I'm not in any rush

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not paying full price for the same game. Half price, maybe.

    25% off is a good start but not enough:

    https://www.dekudeals.com/items/super-mario-rpg

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have zero interest in this, I played the better version 20 years ago.

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll pirate and emulate the leak
    Then I'll wait to see if it gets a patch for the Switch follow up or a re-release and maybe buy it then.

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo uploaded a new JP commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-V4wwbwVYA

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      soulless

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no pera pera
      Trash

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      unironically fricking soulless

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Walmart and Amazon have no physical copies
    >Gamestop and Best Buy say "might arrive by launch day who knows"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just went to my gamestop and preordered it

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Two outlines
    >Fricked up lighting and more paper
    No thanks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's not a second outline, it's their depth. You can actually see it in real-time when Mario goes from Paper Mode back to normal even.

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, that game's been out for like 20 years already.

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wait? They really made vivian a girl again? I thought nintendo would submit to twitter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She was always a girl in every single version of the game anon, what are you talking about?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        moron.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like they made her a girl in that version too, to me

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >and was one of the three lizards
          uh, scalie bros? i think we're winning

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            VIVIAN IS A LIZARD troony CONFIRMED BASED. AS. FRICK. NINTENDO.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The funny thing is, that specific screenshot is not using any gendered pronouns in Japanese. In fact, gendered pronouns are very rare in Japanese as it is, so I'd be surprised if the actual Japanese script ever uses the Japanese equivalent of "he" OR "she" for her. All it's saying is that she's trans in the limited language that Japanese had for that sort of concept at the time, while still being a kiddie Bing Bing game

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What if they mention nothing about Vivian being a troon

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >literal fricking roleplay shit invading the thread
    still a step up from the vivian or fps debates, tbh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Now why on earth do you think we're doin' this, son?! See, the Rawk and I here are tryin' to keep this gem of a thread alive for ya to keep up the conversation. Don't mind us, keep Ms. Jolene and that mustachioed freak in the dark about whatever we're sayin' here, and everybody wins, ya dig?RNJN

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will get it day 0 on rutracker.net and emulate it using Ryujinx at 60 fps.

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >leave thread for a few hours
    >autistic gay furgay rp is still ongoing
    >no end in sight

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Son, I don't know how else to tell ya this, but just because this fine body has some hair growin' on it, don't make me a furry. Y'see, I'm what is called a "fictional creature." Ta be one a' those wacky furry fellers, ya gotta be an animal person. At best, I'm just yer average city slickin' role players, ya dig?

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this might be the most genuinely autistic thread i've seen in a very long time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Idk about you man but I just had the most fun I've ever had on this cesspool of a site, and I literally came back here for the first time in years to discuss this game. Touch some grass like I'm about to tomorrow morning

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I say. It was a good run, anons can't grasp a bit of fun at all!
      Au revoir for now.

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