will you kill Todd for me, anon?

will you kill Todd for me, anon?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm not a murderer. I will use a non-lethal attack on him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for killing Todd for me

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant kill something that's been dead since oblivion came out

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For drussy?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    made a loth-sworn drown paladin just so I could go Durge and be evil with it. Having fun so far.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"evil" campaign is just murderhobo
      meh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense, when companions and story is meh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"good" campaign is murderhobo the "bad" guys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >play durge
          >defend the grove
          >inspiration: morally justifiable slaughter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You killed Minthara for abandoning Loth right?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the combat in this game as shit as i'm imagining it? i havent played a turn based game since pokemon yellow came out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit, but not because of a lack of tactics or repetitive, grindy encounters. It is shit because if there are a large number of combatants you spend very little time actually in control and most time simply waiting for your turn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you propose? Huge battles are le bad or they have to move simultaneously so you coundn't understand shit what happend?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care what the solution is, but I shouldn't be able to end my turn, leave the room to make popcorn, come back with the popcorn and it still isn't my turn.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've beaten the game and I think the longest I ever waited for the computer to finish its turn was maybe 20 seconds. So you're either being a overdramatic bitch or trying to play on Windows Vista. Which is it?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You didn't beat the game. There are loads of encounters where there are 10 plus enemies who summon their own minions and a bunch of neutral/friendly useless characters that take up turns.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I beat the game moron. When they summon minions, the minions either take one simple action then end their turn, or 3-4 of them move at once with horde AI. No CPU turn ever took longer than 20 seconds, even fights like Balthazar, Moonrise, the Shar cloister in BG, etc. did not take that long. Even on the rare occasion when there's a lot of friendly AI, their turns are always broken up by initiative.
                I don't think YOU have beaten the game anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're ignoring animation length. For example, it takes 5 seconds for someone to get up after slipping on some grease. It all adds up and you end up spending far more time watching than playing. That's not even getting into how there are encounters below ground where it bugs out and drags people on higher levels into the encounter so the screen constantly goes black and shifts between levels as the people above ground run around like idiots unable to do anything. Unavoidable with the zombie encounter below Moonrise at the end of act 2 and when you're in the Ansur dungeon in act 3.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not, you're just an overdramatic retard who constantly throws out hyperbole. Example:
                >it takes 5 seconds for someone to get up after slipping on some grease
                The animation for getting up from prone takes like .5 seconds, maybe .75 at most. The animations don't take that long.
                I had no problems with any of the things/encounters you've mentioned. Maybe you should just watch less tiktok and take some autism pills, and you won't feel the need to bitch and moan about something not moving inline with your incredibly short attention span.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your memory is faulty. Not much we can discuss.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have an option to speed up enemy combat 1.5x speed 2x speed etc. BG1 boomers with the reaction time of a drugged out moron can still enjoy the game. Zoomers can zoom through the game. Everyone is happy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is the combat in this game as shit as i'm imagining it? i havent played a turn based game since pokemon yellow came out

        It's D&D combat you morons. If you like turn-based tactical combat with spells, wizards, knight & shit, then you'll like it.
        The combat is only "boring" or "grindy" if you make it so. There are dozens of spells, abilities, and ways of approaching every combat encounter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's worse. Set to explorer mode and it'll be more bearable. I swear CRPG is a fucking meme, it's just not enjoyable if you don't have autism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a waiting simulator

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She'll be the most popular companion the second she gets sidequests.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >assuming gender and pronouns
      Larian won't want to hear about this. Why not purchase some estrogen pills and ask forgiveness?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's making a hilarious joke where he assumes the facetious position of a person who cares about pronouns and gender identity. This is the peak of poltard humour so you better laugh or he'll call you a chud, garden gnome, moron etc.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's not a joke, it's sad reality

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              On twitter maybe. Stop being eternally online

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                on twitter and in most media

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elves love ear rubs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the second she gets sidequests.
      Anon... it won't happen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not in a million fucking years. People actually like the tieflings, hate goblins and women/gays love Halsin. Diseased looking granny drow whore will keep being mutilated and thrown to the chasm again and again and again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not in a million fucking years
        WRONG. Drussybros always win.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nobody cucks you in this game
    >muh brothel
    Not even Shart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait really? I wanted to do the brother thing to see Shart have sex with the male drow, I hoped my MC would be able to get jealous and angry but Shart keeps going. You are telling me she doesn't fuck him?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pimping out your damaged goods GF hardly counts as cucking

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ill kill you and todd so i dont have to see any of these posts about gay games anymore

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm tired of these shameless gays bros, just want to beat the everloving shit out of them

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish there was a way to keep her without siding with the gobbos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sort of can
      Just steal the idol from the druid
      Or be a druid

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am your soldier.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I too love being unable to enjoy anything because I cannot separate art from artist.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No i want the Elder scrolls 6 even if its shit

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, that's too far. Someone has to ship TESVI

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fuck off shill. Buy an ad.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Todd already killed himself with Fallout 76 and Starfield

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fighting the spider in the beginning was painful. DnD combat on vidya is shit, that thing was built around limitations of tabletop games, there are much better ways to implement combat on a RPG. It's actually much worse when you consider there's no DM to fix boring battles with some meme "enemy fucking exploded" or something like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sneak up on her
      >Kill her eggs
      >Throw a fireball at her when she is standing on her own web
      >She falls down and loses 1/3 of her health
      >Gets "Prone" status because of it
      >Now she has less health, no additional minions and you start the fight with advantage
      But yeah spider fight is bad and this game is shit, you were just too smart for your own good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really is this simple. And you can keep doing it because there are more webs and there are abilities that can push them off cliffs. The biggest threat is actually the couple of medium sized spiders because there isn't much to cheese them with at that point.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 will be redditdex's GOTY though, just like DOS2.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >let's call them cucks
    >they're laughing at it
    >HOW DARE THEY

    seriously lads some of you need to be more embarrassed

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You know what guys? Let's just not bother with the pregnancy content for Minthara. Why would the players even be interested in romancing an evil Drow anyways?
    I shiggy diggy yabba dabba doo!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They dropped it because fags wanted halsin and spammed emails, while mintharabros (rightfully) expected that she will have content

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking Halsin has a full ass quest while Karlach and Minthara don't have shit aside of dialogue lines

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are these type of photos called when woman cover their pussy with a leg

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pure sexo?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but I'll need a tag to search

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minty would ask if you could torture him together

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And Steve Burke while you're at it.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The stench of the collected drow... how I despise them all.

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