Will you watch her movie next month?
Will you watch her movie next month?
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Will you watch her movie next month?
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Not really interested in kids movies
>Not really interested in kids movies
>I only watch movies for grown-ups, like Marvel stuff
tbf I haven't watched marvel shit since end game.
That's a fair opinion.
Do kids nowadays even care about Mario?
Yeah, Mario is still holding strong despite everything even with today's kids. The games being consistently good quality and focused on fun helps keep him relevant
Kids prefer Sonic
No, mostly man children
no, that's the point of the movie.
>teach your kid to love Mario
I always chuckle when I read shit on Ganker like "oh kids don't care about Mario/Pokemon" and then Detective Pikachu's film came out and the movie theater had a healthy mix of all kinds of people from young adults that played the early gens to little kids and those kids got so excited seeing newer pokemon from the later generations on-screen, because those newer generations are the ones they're most familiar with.
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is one of the best selling retail games of all time, the Switch is the third best selling platform of all time, do you really think there aren't kids that aren't intimately familiar with Mario, with such a low barrier of entry?
and yet you're literally posting on a board made for 20yo+ children. Which is it pedo?
I might as well since Tendies will flood this board once it drops. At least then I can get a first hand opinion.
of course not, i'm not a 30 something bald soi redditor manchild
Ok, but you are still a 30 something bald soi manchild
I don't watch movies.
yes, I'm a bald 30 something manchild
I hate leftists so fucking much
What the fuck do they have to do with the Mario movie? Are they just the boogeyman you blame everything you don't like on?
Peach’s woke portrayal you dumbfuck
>peach if she fight back
Super Peach and Smash Bros are POZZED
how the fuck is her portrayal "woke"?
is the simple existence of a woman character "woke" to you?
Keep in mind she is the ruler of an entire kingdom and always has been. And she's been playable in multiple Mario games.
The movie isn't doing identity politics bullshit, it's not doing any commentary on so-called systemic injustices or any shit like that. So how the fuck is it woke?
Take your meds
>is the simple existence of a woman character "woke" to you?
Yes, these people are braindead, anon. Their brains are mush because of 4chanitics and they see it everywhere. The simple fact of a woman not being a "tradwife" triggers them. Do not engage with them, there is no hope for them. If you wanna see the movie, go see the movie. If you don't care, continue to not care about it. Just don't be a retard like the people you're replying to.
You sound like a woman
Get the fuck out
No, he has a point, you're just not seeing it. The issue is that Peach has been changed out of shame for her true characterization.
While some may like an aggressive action girl character like Samus (I myself like them sometimes, if the male characters aren't turned into bumbling idiots to artificially make them look better), that Western interpretation of Peach misses what true feminine power is, which exists in harmony with masculine power, not in competition to it. And that's a shame, because Peach is a very powerful symbol of the divine feminine, that's why she's always been so beloved across the board, despite the tired damsel in distress jokes and how hard extreme anti-feminists like Anita Sharkesian have lashed out.
Peach is not defined by aggression and violence; she exudes a sense of calm and collectedness that inspires those around her to be better versions of themselves. As a soothsayer and peacemaker, Peach possesses a deep and true feminine strength that is often overlooked. Her patience, grace, and kindness are her greatest weapons, inspiring greatness in those who love her. When faced with confrontation, Peach's approach is more that of a diplomat than a warrior. She stands up to evil not as a barbarian but as a saint, using her empathetic heart and white mage abilities to act as an agent of good in the world. She can get her hands dirty and join the fight, but by no means does she have the temperament of a fighter.
I believe the erasure of these feminine virtues that women can embody is at the detriment of everyone - boys, girls, men, and women, no matter what message they learn from the inversion of masculine and feminine they see in media, it's not going to be a healthy one that brings us closer together.
>She can get her hands dirty and join the fight, but by no means does she have the temperament of a fighter.
she fought just as much as Mario and Luigi in SMB2 and 3D World
Yes, and in Super Mario RPG, but the point stands. She's not a violent or aggressive person, she's very gentle and sweet, but that doesn't mean she's incapable of taking direct action if it's necessary. That's where the movie gets her characterization very wrong.
>but that doesn't mean she's incapable of taking direct action if it's necessary.
Yes exactly, that's the point I've been trying to make. She's a leader, she's the ruler of her kingdom and she wants to protect it. Action like training Mario to help
>That's where the movie gets her characterization very wrong.
I don't understand how we can both look at the same thing and come to opposite conclusions, when our vision for what the character should be is essentially the same.
I don't think you're really taking her personality into account here. Peach isn't a cool action girl who's super confident in heroics, and she doesn't need to be. She's naturally light hearted. Like I said, she's saintlike in her disposition.
Note her body language. Even when fury is forced upon her, she's more inwardly pouty than outwardly aggressive.
>Even when fury is forced upon her, she's more inwardly pouty than outwardly aggressive.
Oh, OH, so that very minute detail that barely makes a difference is what makes the movie pozzed now, is it? Just admit you're a fucking 4chan schizo so we can all move on.
No, things like expressions and body language make a massive difference when you're portraying a character.
>She's not a violent or aggressive person
>Vibes are emotions forced on any living thing appearing in the game Super Princess Peach
Did you ever play the game? Dumb secondary.
Fuck off moron, this is the mario world, not some deep lore franchise. Peach got her own game, that depiction of her isn't any less valid than the others.
>i didn't play the game
At least you admitted it, retard.
She looks hot when she's angry mmmmffff
That’s not what he’s saying.
The point is that she CAN fight WITHOUT losing what makes her Peach.
The SMB Movie version is exactly as he said: completely changed personality because they either ashamed and/or not good enough writers to make a girly fighter.
Good overall point. Masculine and feminine qualities exist in harmony and not in competition.
Based and Peachpilled. The movie shouldn't have changed her so much.
Considering she's never been anything more than a plot device disguised as a bland "character", its not like they had a choice.
Was never hot, either.
Shut the fuck up, Boco.
You know its true. The only time she's ever interesting is in the RPGs, and even then she's usually the weakest part.
She's a boring, dull "character" that exists only to give Mario something to do. You people act like she ever had a personality to ruin.
No no, she's definitely interesting in all the spin-offs too. Her personality is pretty clear and fun from her animations and her voice.
Never stop posting, Boco.
posting the superior nintendo waifu
Boco… your waifu is a whore that likes to suck man’s souls. She’s no different.
Wait a minute… you’re not Boko!
Dude, she hasn't been my waifu for like, a year.
You get one waifu in your laifu, newfag.
I'm aware of the rules.
And this is how I know the west is crumbling… thank you Hollywood!
yadda yadda yeah yeah I know now quite your crying snowflake
I just watched Cocaine Bear, I've had enough of bad movies for a while.
>Cocaine bear has over 60% on rotten tomatoes
60% is bad. The entire movie relied solely on shock value for laughs.
So does ya mum
All the normies in my area and on radio were hyping it up big time only for me to find out it's really REALLY bad lol. It's funny bad even
maybe , I'm 25 and losing my hair
Im a 30 year old going through a crisis doing the impossible to retain my childhood before everything and everyone I love fades away
Of course Im going to watch this shit
I’m so hyped!
Why do you post from your phone?
H Y P E
Where’s the jiggly booba?
>no ponytail like her REAL fire Peach design
Feline Kong or Donkey Kat?
The existence of Fire Kong implies that there are others
the ice one is cool as hell
CARLOS I SWEAR ON MY SPAGHETTI
>le epic jojo reference xD
I'm so tired of seeing this shit everywhere.
Serious Etemon energy here and I love it.
Sonic fags literally talk like they're in that shitty Fox kids cartoon lol chris thorndyke ass moron
>releases on my birthday
You bet I am.
If there's a cam rip with decent quality sure. Imagine actually going to a movie theater in current year.
Nah, I only go to the theaters for shit like godzilla. I will wait till this shit is pirateable in BD quality.
30 year old, balding, and of course i'm going to watch it.
Why is her head so huge and her face so round?
they tried to capture the likeness of the voice actress
who's the king?
Peach’s Dragon Dild-
Is it me or does the part from the most recent trailer where he says “let’s get this” feels like a segment from the middle of a musical number?
It doesn't really matter since it's already confirmed it's a musical and Jack Black said he sings in it.
I like to imagine that behind closed door she is his dominatrix and he is an utter bratty capital M
If the movie theater opens back up, and it gets decent reviews, yeah. I probably won't like it, but watching it is moreso to get an idea of what everyone is talking about. Because the movie will likely be talked about across the internet.
Likely it'll flop from being generic and predictable disney-slop.
>Likely it'll flop
That's like saying Pokemon will flop. There are too many manchildren and actual children on this planet for this to flop. If trash like the sonic movies can be successful this will be a nobrainer.
You're right. I retract my statement.
>That's like saying Pokemon will flop.
Detective Pikachu bombed.
Although that came out during Avengers Endgame and Aladdin.
Mario might have a better chance.
Maybe it was not the hit it was expected to be but it definitely didn't flop from a pure profit standpoint.
>Box Office: 'Pokemon: Detective Pikachu' Failed To Break The Video Game Movie Curse
who are you quoting?
the success of Detective Pikachu is the entire reason Nintendo decided to do a Mario movie in the first place.
what's with that shitty larp? there's now way 2 people are retarded enough at the same time to start such a nonsensical discussion
>I probably won't like it, but watching it is moreso to get an idea of what everyone is talking about.
I mean this is me aswell but it's also really sad when you think about it. No genuine interest apart from hype culture.
It will make a billion dollars, screencap this post
Detective Pikachu kinda flopped, they sort of admitted as much and that’s why we haven’t gotten a sequel or another live action pokemon movie, but that’s partly due to TPCI being pants on head retarded and thinking fucking detective pikachu was the most appropriate thing to adapt for the first ever like action pokemon movie instead of, I don’t know, a more conventional normal ass story about a kid going on a journey and catching and battling Pokemon? Good thing nintendo is less retarded than TPCI, otherwise we would have gotten a mario teaches typing film adaptation or some shit
>otherwise we would have gotten a mario teaches typing film adaptation or some shit
We would have had DR. Mario, with 90 minutes of him shoving brighty colored pills down people's throaths
>Likely it'll flop from being generic and predictable disney-slop.
People are fucking tierd of Disey/marvel-slop. While the newest MCU shit keeps failing something like Creed 3 is breaking records. I see Mario doing the same easily.
Hell yeah, already preordered my tickets to the 4DX showing on April 5th
I will watch it when I can download a high quality version and watch it at home
No Daisy, No Watch
I’m with you Anon!
Daisy is going to show up in the sequel along with Wario when they adapt the Mario Land games.
it will feature a 10 seconds off-screen sex scene with Daisy and DK. Isn't this enough?
Whoever drew this was a Ganker autist, because that's an OG type 1 AK-47 from back when the Soviets were just starting production of it, as you can tell by the lightening cut above the magwell. I like this artist.
>The Super Mario Bros. Movie
One of the bros is kidnapped and need to be rescued and the other an incompetent buffoon. Should have called it Princess Peach the Movie.
No, I don't take estrogen injections.
yes, but in French
I was more excited to hear that the original actress for the princess (from the mario super show) had a cameo in the commercial. For all the stupid crap, at least that was nice.
No but im watching his
Let me guess, she’s STRONK
VERY stronk and capable.
I fucking knew they would insert politics into the film. They just have to turn her into a strong independent woman that will probably save Mario at the end.
Where was all the seethe when pic related came out?
You guys don’t really hate woke culture, you hate yourselves.
If mario was the main character in this game you'd be upset.
Having princess peach as the main character in the MARIO movie is pants on head retarded
if you watched the promotional material and came away with the impression that peach is the main character and not mario then I'm sorry but you're fucking braindead.
mario is the main character and he gets helped by peach to take down bowser and save luigi.
Why can’t it be luigi helps mario to save peach?
Why the fuck should Mario care about a princess he's never met? Or risk his life for her?
Luigi is his brother who he's known his whole life, he would want to do anything to save him.
It just makes more sense on a narrative level for Luigi to be the damsel in distress rather than some bitch he just met.
id be surprised if there was a single scene showing peachgirlboss's incompetence.
Internet was still young
Why are you replying to yourself?
I can tell it's you, rosterfag.
>got offended enough to reply
Thanks for proving me right!
>Posts Super Princess Peach of all things as a gotcha
Do you even play video games?
>Peach in a dress smacking dudes with her ass is the same as le western angery chik in pants
Dude, go be retarded somewhere else.
She wears a dress in the movie, just not through the whole thing
You never played that game, and you didn't read that fucking manga. Sit down and Shut the fuck up
Ah yes, the super princess peach damage control. The worst damage control ever conceived. Where in the game the literal point of the game isn't that peach is strong, but the exact opposite where she has literally, by story and plot and game design, has lost control of her emotions.
Yes this is totally a good damage control, retard. That was sarcasm in case you're autistic and don't understand how to see or process sarcasm.
>Game showing that Peach can still be a strong and good character while acting like a princess and being feminine
Why would we seethe?
>where were you when the game about peach spending the entire time PMS-ing like a stereotypical woman about to have her period came out?!?
Damn bro, you sure showed us. Too bad that, unlike peach, you'll never be a woman.
have a nice day you retarded falseflaggers who purposely miss the point.
I forgot autists are unable to understand irony, carry on.
I just want to eat that peach
Me on my way to eat that Peach
>pink Sonic scarf
>literally no tits
might just as well give her a dick and call her a chud
This is actually a plus, dumb coomer gay.
>women having breasts, even modest ones, is "dumb coomer gayry"
Did you graduate at CalArts by chance?
Genuinely seek help
What a shit redesign.
I don't min the design but the fucking weird autism faces she makes isn't helping
the fact that she doesnt fight ina her usual puffy dress is all you need ot know about this movie
If they did everyone here would be happy trust me but no lets conform to gender norms. Women cant fight in their pretty dresses after all.
FUCK YOU SILICON VALLEY
>FUCK YOU SILICON VALLEY
Is this the new cope? Is blackrock over?
No I have no clue what you are talking about
now tell em why princess peach beheading koopas in her puffy pink dress is a bad thing and better yet tell my why it is worse than what we got.
I like your idea better but there always has to be some shadow boogeyman group instead of an identifiable individual
individuals have goals
It is just strange how all of these individuals have the same ideas. What gives? i just gave you a truly good idea that would satisfy everyone, even the Gankerirgins itt
So why did they choose something different? I doubt I was the only one to think of peach in a dress killing boweser.
>the movie is bad and pozzed because she changes her dress for something more comfortable in one scene and she's not beheading the enemies she fights!
Beheading was more of a metaphor for fighting but w/e
And yes removing her dress is actually a bad move
>no ladies you can be fighters and strong and cool unless you dress like we tell you how which is a skintight suit that removes your authentic femininity in an effort to seem "badass"
I don't know if you've been outside much, but women don't usually wear dresses except for special occasions, and they haven't for at least half a century btw.
We are talking about peach. Why must peach change to conform to anything? It simply subverts her character and lessens it for that. It implies you cannot be strong unless you look a certain way. And women still wear dresses from time to time and are fine for it.
I wonder who those investors are and what are their goals. Money sure, but they could make more money by pleasing everyone instead of pleasing one side of the coin. Look at puss in boots. That worked and everyone loved and we could argue it had "wokism" in it. Why not Mario? Is it cause its more popular and thus doesn't need to please everyone and thus they can simple corrupt a few aspects of it to show "their message"?
Anyway I am not schizo enough to defend this point further, Lets just agree that they fucked up and thus I can blame silicon valley for being retards. Which was my initial point but i just wanted to make the devils advocate to see where it can lead me.
>Why must peach change to conform to anything?
BITCH she just slipped into her Mario Kart uniform and we see there's a Mario Kart section in this movie. Can you stop being such a fucking schizo over the most minute of details? It gets so tiring and sad seeing people like you who make the biggest problems out of the tiniest of situations, such as a character changing her attire temporarily and we don't even know how much that lasts. If Mario was wearing a dress he'd change it too because dresses aren't made for fighting. Have you seen ANY martial artist who preffers wearing a dress during their training? EVER?
Not that anon, but buddy, it's fucking Princess Peach, she wears a dress for all of her adventures.
I guess Mario Kart is a good excuse, despite the alternative being better. Anyway
also yeah FUCKING MARIO KART
meant for these two >
I'm getting pretty retarded with my clicks today
These individuals work for one person at the top, and that individual works for a number of investors.
Ask society why they prefer ugly peach. The investors target the lowest common denominator. Any assertion that society is being manipulated is cope by individuals who are not secure in their own free will.
They lost a ton of money on SVB so maybe people are deluded into thinking they’re dead.
Why did they make her flat and give her the face of an effeminate man?
I'll watch it out of morbid curiosity but I'm sure as fuck not paying for it.
>Teen Titans Go writers
>who cares about content, I obey the labels and meme made by youtubers I follow
i'll pirate it, sure
The sonic movies were dumb fun and I'm sure this will also be but I'm not gonna pay for it lol
>tendies seethe at sonic movies for months
>suddenly its play to talk about mario and support Hollywood
Nobody talked shit about the sonic movies but keep getting mad about the boogie men in your head.
>nobody talked shut about the sonic movies
Ganker loved the sonic movies, keep getting mad about nothing
this bro be re typing the whole quote instead of copying it lol
Cope, you are mad because Mario movie will never be as good as Sonic movies
Learn to read you stupid fuck.
Arrest, also learn to read.
The Mario movie is far more faithful to the games than the Sonic movies are, so there’s a higher chance of it turning out good, the sonic movies turning out as well as they did is nothing short of a miracle
The movie isn’t out yet and so far the only thing faithful to the games are names of characters, Bowser is the villain, and there being floating blocks.
That sounds pretty damn faithful to me
From what we know about the film
>Mario and Luigi are from Brooklyn with their own business (made up by the DiC cartoon)
>Mario and Luigi are transported to the Mushroom Kingdom
>Characterization of Mario, Luigi, and Peach are all swapped
>Including Luigi being the one that Bowser kidnaps
>DK can speak English
>Kongs have a colosseum
>Penguins now have the Ice World’s Kingdom
>Instead of the movie being about Mario and Luigi traveling around different lands to rescue Peach, it’s Peach and her short Italian sidekick waiting for Bowser to show up at the Mushroom Kingdom
That’s from previews alone.
are you ok?
ok but I don't remember asking
Luigi doesn't get kidnapped, the brothers get separated in the Warp Zone and Luigi falls into Bowser's kingdom by mistake.
what a retarded pile of crap. Stop watching youtubers.
Yep, but probably not in english. Depends on what version my local cinema will get
I WANNA HUG HER!
Did they make her ugly on purpose?
I mean... look the actress who is voicing her... kinda ironic.
>girl boss male emasculating shit
I mean I wasn't gonna watch a fucking mario movie in the first place but definitely not now
The seethe over this movie (mostly regulated to the depressed autistic sectors of the internet, ergo Ganker) cracks me up. It's a fucking Mario movie. It's targeted to literal children (and therefore Sois). Who the fuck cares? Apparently people here do.
>people there do
no, youtage youtuber pretend to care because epic yelling is trendy, and their customers just imitate that shit there with the faint hope to become millionaires too one day. Nobody cares at all.
Of course. I'm gonna go watch it at least three times. Do you want Sonicfags to win? Because I sure don't. We can't let them win the movie wars.
>Paulene only makes background cameo
Y’know what? Fuck it, Pauline is the next best thing to No Daisy and I’ll take what I can get.
Yes, I'll be going with some friends who invited me (I would've probably pirated it otherwise, but I wasn't in any rush to do so). We're not really expecting much, or at least I'm not. But I was a big fan of the Mario Galaxy games when they came out (iirc i was a preteen at the time). But most of all I just wanna have a good time with the homies. I'm 25, thankfully not balding, at least for now.
If the rumors are true it is a musical I would drop it
Metroid Prime is woke SJW trash though, unironically. Think about it, it took a series with a sexy waifu, and removed any semblance of her removing her suit. Doesn't that make a game SJW pandering, when you remove fanservice from a series?
Why are you such a hypocrite?
>Doesn't that make a game SJW pandering, when you remove fanservice from a series?
No, next question.
Also Metroid isn't a very fanservicey franchise. Sure you have Zero Suit Samus but that's it, and you never even see an inch of her skin beyond her neck.
the existence of the Zero Suit is enough for SJWs to get pissed.
Hell, one of those "people" think we love Other M because we love Zero Suit Samus
>the existence of the Zero Suit is enough for SJWs to get pissed.
I've literally never seen anyone pissed at Zero Suit Samus just for existing. Metroid is pretty niche for a Nintendo franchise, even if Samurs appears in Smash.
>Hell, one of those "people" think we love Other M because we love Zero Suit Samus
Tell me anon, is the SJW here in the room with us?
>I've literally never seen anyone pissed at Zero Suit Samus just for existing.
When did you get here, last week?
SJWs don't come to Ganker that often, and most anons are coombrains who want MORE fanservice instead of less, so whatever point you're trying to make about me being a newfag doesn't make any fucking sense. This isn't twitter, pal, though I advice you go back to it or lurk more before posting your dumb opinions.
>SJWs don't come to Ganker that often
Bunkerchan chuds literally organize 24/7 raids to try to "change culture" because thiy think Ganker put Trump in office as if the entirety of america browsed this place. Ever seen "election tourist" thrown around? that's them.
Oh I know about that, and I can identify them pretty easily. (You) however are fucking traumatized if you think any of them are in this thread, let alone interested in discussing the fucking Mario movie.
Honestly the only damage control I see here is you sticking to a Mario platformer's plot so eagerly to defend it's portrayal of a character insisting it is better than that of a movie that still hasn't come out. There is no "point" to Super Princess Peach you fucking moron, it's just an excuse to execute some game mechanics which are different from those of the basic Mario games. An excuse the movie doesn't need, because it's a fucking movie and it doesn't have mechanics.
>Hur durr the game can show a different interpretation of Peach BECAUSE they invented this 20 second explanation for it and the movie that still hasn't come out probably doesn't have any explanation for it hurr durr
I'm not talking about SJWs, I'm talking about regular Metroid fans that hate the zero suit for whatever reasons. Sometimes it's because they don't like how Samus appearing outside of her suit has become too common, sometimes because they like her panties or swimsuits better, etc.
>I've literally never seen anyone pissed at Zero Suit Samus just for existing
ACfag alone proves you wrong.
ACfag is just some schizo nobody agrees with. Are you implying he has a point, or that this movie is cathering to him in any sort of way, shape or form?
Who are you quoting?
I'm quoting your mom in bed, secondary gay.
Yes, I do hate Zero Suit Samus, just for existing. How could you tell?
But why do you hate her? Is it because you hate braindead coomers, or because you hate the portrayal of a sexy wymyn on screen? The distinction is important, but either way you'd be mad at pixels on a screen.
A little of column A, a little of column B. Hard to explain, so time to break out an analogy.
>have POS game like Genshin Impact or Overwatch
>game is obviously low quality or even pure trash
>devs intentionally put in sexy waifus to distract from this
>braindead coomers defend it with their lives because now they need to, or else they lose their fap fuel
Rest assured, this has nothing to do with SJW mannerisms like MUH SOGGY KNEES. I don't believe in that made up political fairy tale that sexism can happen because of pretty pictures. I just hate the actual impact of using waifus to hide bad gameplay. Why do you think I also hate excessive graphical pandering, or cinematic art films like TLOU and God of Soi? They're all gimmicks down to their core.
So you ARE basado. Good to see, good to see. I'm guessing you're not the same people claiming this less """"""sexy"""""" version of Peach is pozzed, otherwise I'd be very confused.
Nah, I couldn't care less if Peach is less sexy, and I don't mind if she takes a more pro-active role. The red flags are if they start shoving in current year politics into it, like she starts lecturing Mario on male privilege or something. You know, distract from a whimsical adventure to lecture us about politicians we should hate, or gun control, or something else equally stupid. I've seen many a movie fall prey to this. Star Wars was one such victim.
I doubt that will happen, but we won't know until the movie actually comes out (because we're not getting any more trailers I believe), therefore making this whole thread unnecessary.
>as long as the subversion is subtle It’s no big deal
Considering how much I hate coomers, then yes I don't care if it subverts your Mario. You ruin threads left and right with porn dumps, now enjoy the hellscape of your own making.
Subversions are worth jack shit. Either political or not. People just put too much value in them. Truth is, subversions are so overdone by this point, there barely are any real subversions around. You either just stick to what was previously understood as the norm, or you don't. But neither of these options is actually innovative nowadays.
tldr: shut the fuck up you're not being brainwashed by some 20something dumbass writer from the Mario movie
Because Hollywood hires based on ideology that prioritizes things like subversion in a blatant attempt to effect culture. This isn't some crazy conspiracy theory, "programming" was always meant to influence people's minds, all storytelling is. That's why it grips you when it's good and can make a real impact, as rare as that is in modern times. Whether that programming is good or bad should be sussed out.
programming is NEVER good even if you agree with the message. You should be able to think for yourself, and if you're weak enough to fall for any propaganda, then you deserve being nothing more than a puppet
If you truly believe that, you've fallen for some truly insidious propaganda.
a convenient excuse
It's true, you're just a different brand of post-modernist. Good morals and ethics can be studied from good literature, and it all builds. That's how we ended up coming up with things like the scientific method and English common law. If you jump off the shoulders of the giants that came before you, you just descend into chaos.
How do you determine what good literature is? How well it conforms to your tradfag mold?
Common law is retarded in general. It always assumes the absence of abstract possibility and magic/miracles in favor of what normalfags consider to be "reasonable". Common law fags would rather violate one innocent person than let a million guilty go free, and for that I don't accept it.
>How do you determine what good literature is?
It leads to a higher ethical standard for yourself and those around you, resulting in a higher standard of living. Basically, it contributes to prosperity.
>Common law is retarded in general.
>higher standard of living
How does women being supported in doing whatever they want lower prosperity? If anything it grants them the ability to increase it or lower it to their heart's content.
roflcopter, non-abstract thinker confirmed
No it isn't.
>How does women being supported in doing whatever they want lower prosperity?
Anything they want divorced from some standard or aim? It just leads to aimless hedonism. How does aimless hedonism lower prosperity? I'll let you think about that.
I hate those stupid rocket heels Smash 4 gave her
This is why nobody likes you coomers.
>omg Other M is so great because Samus is sexy!
>gameplay? Um, that doesn't matter sweetie
>Tell me anon, is the SJW here in the room with us?
according to this, ziggy says there's a 98.6% chance you're an overreacting snowflake
This. Literally almost no one even knows who Samus is. Tendies can only use muh controversy now
Proof you didn't play the games or got a shit ending time/percent.
That's Prime 2 ya dingus.
I'll give it a quick skim over to make sure it's safe for my kids to watch once it's on streaming. In general my household follows the "nothing after the year 2000 unless it's vetted" approach and we seem to do well enough protecting the kids from degeneracy.
Can't wait for Brie Larson to play Samus
No one cares about her except her few stans on Twitter.
Her future with Marvel isn't looking good.
my group of friends will force me to watch it with them like they did with the sonic movie.
Yes I just want to see if her tits or ass jiggle at all in any of the scenes.
>I just want to see if her tits or ass jiggle
Peach is literally flat in the movie.
Oh, well then no I probably won't watch it.
This movie is so fucking try hard with Peach being 'le stronk'. Feels like Nintendo and Illumination were desperate for that ESG score
They will as soon as samus is revealed and doesn't look like a slut doing the ahegao face with cartoonishly huge tits and ass surrounded by cocks spraying cum.
If you want to pretend to care about realism, Samus would be dead 5 minutes in and promptly be raped and murdered because she's a woman.
>Samus would be dead 5 minutes in and promptly be raped and murdered because she's a woman
Now this is my kind of game.
Kill all women.
Virgin for life and you'll cry over your sexual hang-ups forever manchild.
>Virgin for life and you'll cry over your sexual hang-ups forever manchild.
I'm gay, so women are irrelevant to me.
Simple as that.
No, I lost interest when they revealed they changed Peach's personality.
>noooo my bimbo fetish!
My toddler flipped their shit when they saw the trailer, so yeah I’m definitely bringing them to it. Looks fun, it’s cool that they included donkey Kong
>itoddler bragging about impregnating a whore
You will never spread your seed to anyone other than your right hand.
>My toddler flipped their shit when they saw the trailer
You will never have sex, virgin rosterfag.
Yes? I know tendies are a bit slow on the uptake but everyone with a working brain knew that since 3 decades.
hopefully it's better than the last movie I watched which was Cocaine Bear
It's Mario's movie, not hers.
And I graduated from kid movies, especially in a day and age where kids are treated like retards.
yes. it will be up on youtube illegaly day 1 like Sonic 1.2 and DBS Super hero.
>Teen titans Go writers
You know, that really explains alot.
Why did they even call it Mario Bros if Luigi is captive and Mario plays second fiddle to princess boss bitch? at least the games had the decency of removing the "bros" when luigi stopped being playable.
The shills are really pathetic this time around
This, you'd think they'd at least look up a summary of the games before using them for their halfassed gotchas. Imagine trying to push Super Princess Peach as a "girlboss" game of all things
It's a musical so automatic is going to be shit
I'll be watching it with my wife and kid
Wtf is this pozzed shit? No one told me history was full of sjw libtards
I'm actually shaking with anger
Pick one and only one, heretic
>strawman is the best you can do
You lost the debate.
He's literally quoting you but under a different thematic context though. That's how comparisons work, that's not a strawman.
He's taking an argument out of context in an attempt to make the argument seem less reasonable than it is, which is a form of strawman.
No, the issue is in Peach's complete change in temperament, not her change in capability.
Let me guess: Smash bros doesn't count?
In what capacity? I think it characterizes Peach in a fighting context well enough.
It shouldn't given it's a spinoff divorced from the core Mario franchise and regularly depicts characters fighting in ways they wouldn't normally, like Villager and Wii Fit Trainer
That said Peach is still characterized better/more accurately in Smash than the movie
t. someone who hasn't seen the movie
Don't be "that kid", anon.
You haven't either, we're going off of trailers, something meant to depict what the final product is like
If nobody's allowed to say anything that could be construed as negative because the full film isn't out, then nobody should be allowed to say anything positive or defensive either
You are right at that last part, however defensive comments are allowed the moment negative comments appear, as we're all under the same circumstances here. That is assuming that any of these comments have actual arguments, which is the point of discussion, which is what we're doing right now and why we don't just silence people.
You're really sick if you feel the need to "defend" a movie trailer because it's getting criticized. You're not on a team with a movie, you don't need to try and attack or delegitimize the people that criticize it. You're just muddying the waters, which is why rational people will instantly think you're a shill.
I'm not defending it in the sense I'm saying it's good. All I'm doing is saying it's not "pozzed" like some anons claim, or that a slightly different characterization of one (barely a) character makes it so (or that it could even make the whole movie bad, for that matter). i have as much right to do so as anyone has to critize it, I just wish you could do it with actual arguments instead of dumb 4chan schizo shit. If you think Peach is ugly and you dislike her new personality, just say so like other anons have and you'll receive no backlash for it. However if you need to attach a political reasoning to it to make your argumentation seem more believable, that's when I'll make fun of you and any other 4chan schizos doing the same thing. I'm not a shill, I'm not saying the movie is good. How could I? I haven't seen it. Just like you, yet you still feel righteous to say the most moronic shit about it and get offended when people don't agree with you. SJWs aren't after you, shills aren't either. That's just a very strawmany and frankly infantile way of dismissing other (actual) people's arguments.
But it definitely is. The only proof you need is that Peach's feminine and demure personality was replaced with a generic modern girlboss personality.
Are you gathering all this from a 10 second clip of her kicking a weapon up into her hands?
I'm gathering it from all the trailers and promos that have been released. It's very easy to point these things out if you're archetypically literate.
That's completely ridiculous.
First, you can subvert a character's personality without being overtly or obviously political. It's a matter of degree. Ideology can be depicted in ways that aren't so overt, as they often are. There's a reason why they say every little detail makes the work of art, or something to that effect.
Second, Peach has been an active character many times throughout the story-focused Mario games, and even the manga, all without sacrificing her feminine and demure personality.
Your own ideological possession compels you to hate traditional feminine characters on principle, not surprising. Did you grow up watching a lot of post-modern programming?
I DON'T hate "traditional feminine characters", but I don't think they're interesting either. I don't think "girlboss" characters are interesting for that matter. As for the other stuff you said, you're not wrong. But if this is just slightly different and as "a matter of degree" considered not very overt, why don't you just say you don't like it? Instead of claiming it's fucking pozzed as if this was an SJW's wet dream or something like that. Just claiming something is pozzed doesn't lead to much "matter of degree" discussion.
>But if this is just slightly different and as "a matter of degree" considered not very overt, why don't you just say you don't like it?
Because one degree of post-modern social contagion is still one degree too much.
So you ARE a 4chan schizo thinking about politics all the damn fucking time. You can't enjoy a piece of media simply because one of the writers might've had a slightly different opinion than yours. Man, it must be so fucking sad to be you. Why don't you move to North Korea, where everyone is forced to hold the same public opinions? They seem to be doing good, right?
For the matter I also dislike leftist politics but I don't melt over the slightest sign of a leftist writer working on some animated videogame adaptation, cause I'm not a fucking sissy like you.
No, strawmanfag, I'm just someone with eyes, ears, and a brain who pays the slightest bit of attention, some are worthy of my derision. Not all ideologies were created equal. I'm sure you wouldn't be happy if slight nazism was a common theme throughout contemporary culture. Modern leftism is a cultural poison in a way that classic leftism or liberalism are distinctly not. I simply don't like ideologies that are founded on lies and cause active harm to society.
>peach's slightly different depiction in the mario movie causes active harm to society
ok fag, the world is indeed going to shit but there are way worse things to cry about
No, I'm saying the trend is causing active harm to society, not isolated incidents. If it's part of the trend, it's part of the problem. The world is "going to shit" because you don't pay attention to all the things that are making it "go to shit," this subversion of consciousness and values is just one of them.
You're a fucking obsessed 4chantard who can't stop thinking about politics even when watching a children's movie trailer. Don't talk to me about harming society when all you do all day is fucking useless armchair activism.
If noticing this trend and being against it is so wrong and evil, then certainly the children's movie shouldn't be contributing to this trend itself, don't you think?
It's not wrong and evil, it's just not warranted here and it makes you look like a schizoid freak.
I'm sure in the Mario Movie (TM) someone will partake in leftist politics anon, I'm sure they will. Just because Peach kicked a spear into her hands, of course.
>talks about politics first
>gets called out and resorts to no u but with a different buzzword
that comeback doesn't work when you're the one being called out in the first place
Your insistence that he looks like a schizoid freak in an attempt to shut up criticism of the movie's themes does not make your insistence fact. It's a very blatant bullying tactic and it's just going to make this view you want to squash louder.
SJW politics are not one of the movie's themes and the fact that you even remotely think this is what makes YOU a 4chan schizoid. Also
stop pretending you're not samefagging
Nope, the other anon made a clear case that masculine and feminine principles are being subverted and you haven't made any counter case.
So? That's not my point and I don't consider it relevant. Just because it's important for 4chan schizoids doesn't mean I have to engage in discussion about it. I repeatedly said that subverting these stereotypes of "masculinity and femininity" doesn't make the movie pozzed, and the movie isn't about these themes in the slightest (afawk it's about Mario rescuing his brother, no other point to it). It's not even new or original to subvert stereotypes, plenty of movies have been doing it for ages and you schizo fags are now crying about it because they took Peach's dick sucking lips away from you in ONE representation of the character that isn't even mainline.
Then stop replying retard. You have no argument, you're just bitching that anons don't like how there's a little bit of poison mixed into their Mario movie.
>You have no argument
There is no argument being made to reply to*
>there's a little bit of poison mixed into their Mario movie
Oh, so now there's a "little bit" of poison in the movie. I thought it was fucking pozzed sjw leftist trash, wasn't it anon?
lmao it was meant for
for once I'll concede, i was the retard
not the rest of the thread tho, that's all on (You) for being a pathetic 4chan schizoid
>There is no argument being made to reply to*
The argument was that Peach's characterization is changed for the sake of ideological post-modern trends. And to a less extent, Mario is portrayed as a bumbling fool who can only succeed through luck, which could be an extension of that same argument.
Your responses have either been, "It's not happening," "It's okay that it's happening," or "Stop pointing out that it's happening," at random. None of which is an argument to the central criticism.
>Oh, so now there's a "little bit" of poison in the movie.
>I thought it was fucking pozzed sjw leftist trash, wasn't it anon?
Some might put it that way, which is understandable.
There is no rule that says your meme principles have to be upheld.
It's actually called natural law. Decry it and show what a good post-modernist shill you are.
What does this have to do with ethics?
If you don't instinctively know how to behave as "male" or "female" then it's not any more natural for you to do so than it is to behave in the opposite way.
False premise. Natural inclinations are being systematically discouraged and subverted in media.
They must not be very strong then tbh
They are, that's why everyone that falls for it is miserable and why your ideology is crumbling despite the trillions of dollars pumped into it.
No, I meant these inclinations must not be very strong if they can be brushed aside easily.
If I posted nofap propaganda everywhere only a select few would actually engage.
It's easy to make someone believe a lie, especially if you get them when they're impressionable.
These these inclinations must not be self-evident and therefore not natural
That's a silly thing to say. Because confusion exists, there is no such thing as reality. Alright.
Your confusion is my reality. The whole basis of natural law is self-evidence.
Then test it.
I feel like tomboy women with short hair are the best. I acknowledge it as natural law.
What you feel isn't a test, anon. You have to go out into the world and use the scientific method.
>I feel like tomboy women are the most attractive
>start grappling art
>grapple with normal control woman and then tomboy short hair woman
>tomboy gives greater heart boner
>tomboy women confirmed better
As a bonus they're nicer to interact with verbally too
What do you mean by "attractive"?
Sexually + physically
Nta but retards like you who whine about MUH EBIL POL are the most obnoxious gays on the site. have a nice day honestly
No he’s right. pol has always been the cancer that’s killing v.
Won’t even let us enjoy a stupid movie
Wrong, twitter tourist like you are though.
every fucking time, i swear
You are fucking hopeless, gay
moron 4chan is the last remnant of what Ganker used to be. Now this place is just reddit 2.0. If you get triggered by 4chan then you probably don't even belong here and need to go back. Retardera and reddit are there for you. I bet you even hated gamergate yet are posting on the very same place where it was born.
Youre a tourist.
Are you referring to the anarchist hackers from 10 years ago or the posters of hentai of dubious legality from 20 tears ago?
No dude, if she was turned into a chud, had an antifa flag, or was saying leftist political shit you would have proof. But her just being more of an active character than before (what you call girlboss personality) is not pozzed. You're so on the lookout for leftists that you will call any female character who isn't a boring tradwife pozzed.
Nta. but She's literally only said 2 lines in the trailers
>Bowser is coming, we need to stop him (a generic motivational line in every movie)
>There are whole worlds out there, so no pressure (a Marvel tier quip at worst)
So where the FUCK are you retards getting "girlboss" from? Because she's only shown doing stuff in her own training course, and the Rainbow Road race is focused entirely on Mario.
The part where she kicks Bowser in his fireballs and says that she doesn't need a man to rescue her. Coincidentally, Bowser also talks like Trump.
Reading body language isn't that hard, anon. It's very easy to tell what an animator is putting into a character just based on the way they move and emote.
She's a girlboss because...she picks up a spear and... touches a flower!"
Hope you didn't pull a muscle reaching for those straws anon
Being reductive and snarky isn't an argument, anon. She's showing large amounts of aggression and cockiness that are typical of modern girlboss characters.
>being this threatened by a movie version of a feminine childrens cartoon character being slightly more aggressive and cocky than usual
It seems to me that you being too much of a gay is the actual problem here. Were you to talk to any woman IRL, I'd imagine you'd shit your pants at the first sight of any attitude you could witness.
The actual problem is that Peach is being mischaracterized. When you mischaracterize a character so completely, there's very little point in their depiction at all.
Additionally, it's part of a much larger trend. Traditionally femininity is being demonized by mainstream bad actors, erased from mainstream storytelling, even though traditionally feminine women exist and have their own strengths and merits that are worth celebrating. I'd suggest "no u" to talking to women IRL.
But she's not being any more "action girl" than she was in the rabbids crossover. Why was no one shitting their pants over Peach weilding a gun with confidence?
I didn't play that game so I can't speak to it.
>It doesn't matter if it's a trend
Of course it matters, anon. When a certain behavior or idea becomes a trend, it can have significant impacts on the collective consciousness and society. If a social contagion involves the spread of a subversive, negative, or shallow behaviors or ideas, it becomes a problem when it becomes a trend. When these harmful behaviors or ideas become popular and widespread, they can influence the attitudes and behaviors of a large number of people, leading to untold negative consequences. It's a ripple effect and you don't know where it leads.
>When a certain behavior or idea becomes a trend, it can have significant impacts on the collective consciousness and society
So what, are you going to solve that by complaining about it on Ganker? Come on anon. Come on. You're taking the fucking Mario movie waaaaay to seriously.
It's better than shutting up about it.
No it's not, this isn't the place for that and you won't achieve shit with it. This place is for videogame (and related media) discussion, and you're just obfuscating it with your schizoid mentality. In your case, it is better to shut the fuck up. Or at the very least, be kind to other anons and take it somewhere else.
It's relevant to the Mario movie. Come up with an argument or stop replying to me.
>gets called out for being a pathetic 4chan obsessed freak
>sh-shills, you're all just getting paid to opose me and that's definitely something real and not something a schizo would say!
>get called out for being a sniveling shill rat
>n-no you're just a /p-/p-/pol/fag POL IS EVERYWHERE IT'S IN MY WALLS AAIIEEEEE
It doesn't matter if it's a trend, you need to get your head out of your ass and realize that's a pointless remark on this subject. As for her caracterization, you'd be right if this was some previously strongly well written character, but she's not. ONE (1) character that YOU considered traditionally feminine not being what YOU consider traditionally feminine anymore isn't the same as erasing femininity and I'm not saying she wasn't traditionally feminine, I'm saying she still is with her pink dress, pink skintight clothes pink lipstick and womanly garden gnomeelry. Peach has been inconsistent throghout many pieces of media before. And if those pieces of media aren't valid because they're not mainline games, then this movie isn't valid either (and wouldn't be even if Peach's characterization was the same as before) and you shouldn't be complaining about it. The only reason you do is because muh pozzed hollywood muh sjws and because being petty all the time is rewarded around imageboards. Again, if you don't like something, you can just say so. You don't need to be retarded about it.
What debate? That women showing an ounce of combat prowess is political for some reason? People who sit on the internet all day in echo chambers get upset about this dumb shit.
When all the women are men and encouraged to be men and act masculine, yes it’s fine for political purposes.
>bro they’ve just been shoving it down your throat for 20 years but it’s not political!!
Add Nu-Peach to the girlboss lineup.
Have you dumbfuckd even read LOTR? Galadriel was literally feared for her power and lead a rebellion.
Yet she never acted like an unreasonably angry, petulant teenager you reductive gay.
That (bad writing) and being pozzed are two really different things, yet you and many others seem to get them twisted very often. See this whole thread for example.
No, they are not. Bad writing is intertwined with pozzed shit. That is why nobody associates well written characters with pozzed shit, even if they are maximum gay or whatever.
Pozzed shit is often badly written but bad writing doesn't necessarily have to be pozzed. If you can't understand this, you're dumber than a first grader. I'll put it in a way you can maybe get to understand: all thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs. This should hopefully lead to you realizing that not all bad writing equals pozzed storytelling.
Nobody has ever called a well written work "pozzed" because "pozzed" only exists in bad writing. Squares and rectangles, you dumb fuck.
Oh, so you ARE retarded. And trust me, I don't say this often, I don't like saying it because I feel it's a cheap way of ignoring other people's argument. But I literally gave you the most basic of logical arguments and you respond with a fallacy. There's no way you got through highschool, unless you're american.
>He can't handle the truth
go on living, I guess.
You can give up at namecalling, but he's correct. Postmodern trends, such as inverting the masculine and the feminine (anon calls "pozzed") is a huge modern trend that exclusively leads to weak storytelling. It's a banal subversion that offers nothing of substance. It speaks to nothing that is deep, true, meaningful, or beneficial about life or the human condition, and therefore doesn't lead to good storytelling.
You still fail to understand that bad writing=/=pozzed writing, even though pozzed writing=bad writing everytime. And what you're saying can only make sense for people who think there is a masculine and a feminine way of doing things. When there has always been a huge variety of personalities from both sexes. Maybe get out of your house every so often and talk to people in real life, you'll see what I mean. For fucks sake do you have any female friends? You think they all look and act the same? If you do, get some not braindead company.
>You still fail to understand that bad writing=/=pozzed writing
I never made such a claim. I'm saying subversive writing for the sake of subversion results in banal and flimsy writing. I never said bad writing and subversive writing are fundamentally the same thing, that's just absurd. Didn't read the rest of your post as you got me wrong right out of the gate.
I can't now for sure if I'm talking to one or more people, so I just assumed your argumentation was the same as the anon I had replied to before. Me getting you wrong is just me getting the other anon right. In which case I don't care if you don't read, I can only hope the other anon does.
That just indicates you don't have a real ethic you're trying to uphold, you're just being arbitrarily spiteful.
What the fuck does that have to do with what I said? At all? I'm replying to people who reply to me, I don't know who is who and who holds each specific values. You're making no sense at all.
Think on it for a few days.
No, I have stuff to do. Work and shit. Not that you'd understand, you clearly have time for that sorta thing since you probably live rent free in your mom's basement.
Yeah, you'll be thinking about it.
You'd have a point if not for the fact that it's a huge trend these days to subvert masculinity and femininity, Hollywood pushes this shit quite openly. Why do think Peach isn't Peach in this movie? It's not a necessary change by any means.
Yeah bro, okay
Unstable, evil, but definitely acts her age here. Nothing like the new version.
>Elves are not allowed to change in 1000 years especially with world changing events happening.
Not if it doesn't suit the character, no. Let me guess, you like Star Trek Picard, too.
No, I might buy the 90’s one and spite watch it.
What's the point in changing her characterization? She never acted like a badass warrior in the games. It just comes across as silly and forced.
since i have to get my hair cut and the theater is nearby
Also Wrong board
>Will you watch her movie next month?
Yes and then i going to jerk off to my wife voice
>Peach: strong, in control, knows what she's doing
>Luigi: damsel in distress
>Mario: confused, bumbling, needs a strong woman's help, wins by accident
What's the matter anon? You don't like predictable subversion?
really makes you think
>on track for a $100M opening
Shit, they actually did it.
>want to like the Donkey Kong stuff
>can't fucking stand Seth Rogan's voice coming out of the character's mouth
>want to like the Mario & Luigi stuff
>they're separated for the whole movie
>Peach isn't sweet
>can't fucking stand Seth Rogan's voice coming out of the character's mouth
Isn't "yes, fire!" the only thing we've heard him say to this moment?
>Now you die
>It's on like Donkey Kong
>(Seth Rogen laugh)
Seth's voice is the worst for me
I keep seeing normies say they love it but it's literally just Seth speaking normally
With dick in hand.
Yes because I'm an Anyachad.
>this is what americans find attractive
What an ugly goblin.
Are you retarded?
>posting the edit
She doesn't need photoshop to be beautiful anon
>TV that high up
Want to, but dont think ill be able to make it in theaters cause work or being broke. Wish i still had my ticket from the 90s one so i could frame em together in a cool frame
Probably, but only because its a Mario movie.
Never gave a shit about Peach.
I don't watch movies, because good stories can't be told in ~90 minutes.
>good stories can't be told in ~90 minutes
They can is the scope is reasonable. Go watch Whiplash, it's my favourite film.
What movie is 90 minutes?
I'm going to go watch it, just so Nintendo sees I spent money on their slop so they will make a zelda film next
monkey's paw: they just make a mario movie 2
Let's hope they make a Zelda anime, hopefully made by a decent studio too
Well excuuuuuuuuse me, Anon
>wanting a Zelda anime
Maybe back in the 90s, but with modern anime being what it is? No way
I want a full feature film of A link to the past. I don't care whether it's anime or live action
Normally I'd say you're right because most anime nowadays is trash, but the Link's Awakening intro looks pretty cool. With a little bit of good taste from the writers, we could have a pretty decent adaptation. It doesn't even need to be an adaptation of any specific game, just a new story like any new game coming out would have.
>next mario game is going to be based on the movie
Could they have made her look any more gnomish?
The fuck, why is her head so massive
She's so ALMOST peach but you can tell westoid hands have defiled her and its uncanny valley as fuck
Her head was massive in Odyssey too
Look at how flat Peach is!
Fuck off-model coomers for ruining her.
you would not complain if she had a "MUH OFF-MODEL" futa cock
you dumb gay
She’s a cartoony princess why are people so bitchy about her having a big head?
Because she looks better the other way.
2 6 4 3 1 5
peach was never string though. in her own game, super princess peach, she has the ability to "cry"
And she kills enemies by doing it. She also has other abilities, but I sure seems more convenient for you to ignore them. Right, my dearest 4chan schizo?
fuck mario. GIVE US WHAT WE WANT NUTENDO
If the Mario movie is even slightly successful they''ll greenlight that shit by Sunday afternoon.
It's always a treat to remember that Super Mario and Zelda are sister series despite how different they are in every way
Man, Illumination is gonna fucking rape Zelda.
Fugg, hopefully the Mario movie flops. I can't stand the idea of Illumination sodomizing Zelda too
Link needs a voice or it won't work, I don't want to see that
That too. Probably Paul Rudd or some other MCU actor.
The only thing I'd ever want Link to say would be WELL EXCUUUUSSSSEEEE MEEEE PRINCESS
Link literally talks CHUDS!
yes becouse i have 3 doughters
>only in theaters
Wait do people even go to the movie theaters still? I thought that died after covid.
It got better. And studios bitched about going right to streaming.
Movie theaters are basically back to normal as long as it's a big ass blockbuster. Covid restrictions haven't been a thing for a while, the main problem is if you're not a big action movie or animated feature most movie theaters literally won't give you more than one showing a day. There's a fucking picture from some big ass movie theater in New York City where the showtimes, dozens of different theaters in the building from morning until midnight, and they were 90% superhero flicks.
Prestige dramas? Good fucking luck unless you've got Oscars buzz.
That said, Mario comfortably fits into the
>known creators(Illumination aka Minions people)
So Mario is basically going to have all the fucking showtimes for the first half of April.
>MEN STUPID propaganda
Yes, but only if I can find a torrent for it.
okay woman hating chuds
>zelda, a feminine, quiet yet strong-willed princess who needs rescuing
>link, a strong boy, or man, a hero who will vanquish evil
>ganon, a monstrous personification of all encompassing evil
would this formula work in 2023?
YES BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING ZELDA YOU chudS
NOOOO ZELDA NEEDS TO BE FIERCE AND CONFIDENT AND ALWAYS IN CONTROL AND ALWAYS COOL AND CONFIDENT AND PERFECT AND STRONG AND LINK NEEDS TO BE A GOOFY IDIOT WHO ONLY SUCCEEDS THROUGH LUCK AND AND AND
No, because Illumination can't make a serious movie to save their lives. Even if Nintendo has input, Illumination will fight tooth and nail to throw in more jokes and turn it into a lighthearted farce.
Who said it would be Illumination making it? A Zelda adaptation wouldn't fit as well as Mario given their overly cartoony style and Marvel tier writing.
Why wouldn't it be? They got Mario rights, they probably have first dibs on any other Nintendo IP as part of the contract.
Because Nintendo can just not be retarded and say "No"? Just like they have said no to slightly more suited studios before
They need to be all under one studio so they can do Smash Bros.
I just want it to be 2D animation, the series borrows so much from old Disney films it would be a shame if it wasn't based off that style
That movie is Bowsers movie
No. I very rarely watch new movies anymore.
>what is the perfect movie plot?
this would make nutendo a billion dollars. doesnt anyone agree?
I hate women, non-whites, and fags.
That’s it. It’s that simple.
Any media that shows these “people” in good light should be dismissed as bad.
People who defend these films are gays.
People who say something along the lines of “oh this movie is bad but it’s like I’m sexist/racist/homophobic” shit is also a gay.
Go read a good book, like the Turner Diaries
Of course an ideology founded in dishonesty and subversion would always make falseflag posts like this.
>i hate women
>other people are gays
Everything about this movie feels wrong
The characters sound wrong, they look wrong, and they act wrong.
When Mario speak I don't hear Mario, I hear Chris Pratt
Why is she so flat?
Puritans are based but that guy's just a queer.
Puritans love Metroid Prime. Coomers love Other M. I think I know who I'm siding with.
>Ganker is complaining for the sake of complaining
you guys are no fun nearly anthing that comes out is the same output
Maybe studios should try to make things better.
I've never liked Nintendo games, not even when I was 3 years old, so, no.
Like always, I’ll just be enjoying the porn.
Bowser is Cumming
>mogs your princess peach brutally
you guys are arguing about the wrong nintendo girl
>tripfag making the thread about himself
Anon started it. And it was a bad thread to begin with.
Isn't this just the common action girl in animated 3D films? Didn't Peach fight in mario 2?
Nothing funnier than seeing 4chantards seething on a Mario Movie thread because they've been told 4chan is cancer lmao
Sup /leftypol/ you still seething about the 4chan boogeyman?
Thankfully, I don't know who /leftypol/ is, but I can imagine I wouldn't like him because I'm not a leftist. However you seem to think I'm this person, which makes him your boogeyman, ironically.
>/leftypol/ is totally a boogeyman
>please ignore the fact that they’ve been spamming This site for the last 8 years and was confirmed to spam through the Chudjak meme
I wasn't saying it's A boogeyman, I'm saying it's YOUR boogeyman for thinking about him when he's not present. I've been here for longer than that (though not on Ganker for the majority of that time, granted) and I've heard about him but I don't know who he is, what he does or what he says. I hate to bring zoomer terminology but you might be terminally online anon. Touch grass fr fr no cap grass be bussin
It’s pretty obvious you’re trolling. You know what that board is
I'm not trolling, I know what 4chan is but not leftypol. I just googled it and apparently it's some other imageboard parallel to 4chan but with leftist ideals. One more proof that they're both the same fucking shit. If I'm wrong please enlighten me, but all I'm seeing is you assuming I'm some leftist (I'm not) who comes here to troll you (again, I'm not) and I cannot categorize that any other thing than a boogeyman living rent free in your head.
I bet they don't even play the Mario games, it's just the next culture war battlefield for them.
>it's just the next culture war battlefield for them
Hit the nail right on the fucking head. You can tell they see themselves as warriors too, they just don't label themselves as such because they know they're the same fucking shit SJWs are but with a slightly different tag. They do the exact same shit, which is armchair activism online for their side of the argument. Which of course achieves nothing but obfuscating real discussion about the movie. Hell at least SJWs can say they get together IRL even if they also achieve jack shit with their activism.
>y-you’re just like the SJWs!!!
Typical SJW trying to blend in. Anti-anti SJWs are just SJWs themselves
>gets told he's the same as the SJWs
>"n-no, no U are the SJW!"
It’s pretty obvious you are one based on how hard you’re melting down
Ill buy the collectors edition blu ray with the money i save by not going to the theater.
Then ill watch it in the comfort of my own home.
honestly both shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up you centralist gay
I'm not 8 years old any more, I don't care about mario
>I'm not 8 years old any more, I only post off-model art on the internet
Yes, the art of Peach looks a gorrilion times better than any other gay shit Nintendo pumps out
She's only ever good looking in fanart. Maaaaybe Brawl.
That's some good art damn
98% of Peach art is disgusting westoid trash that is off-model. Art like that is a once in a blue moon occurrence. I'm certain your folder has at least a handful of crappy mutt art. The type that makes her look like any generic anime bimbo from Gelbooru merely cosplaying as Peach.
I’m not watching the horse shit American garden gnome dub.
Nintendo made a grave error agreeing for this film to be made. Imagine dragging your bread and butter IP through shlock that has Seth Rogen of all people involved in it. lol. Good Lord and here I thought Japanese people were intelligent. The heads of Nintendo actually looked at this and greenlit it? LOL
So what, is it going to be implied that Peach shoves a Goomba up here ass at some point in the movie and a Goomba will enter castle and have a deep black guy's voice with Mario acting like a quivering poodle? People actually saw nothing wrong with this. I mean, Western audiences are fucking stupid so I guess I can't act surprised.
>The heads of Nintendo actually looked at this and greenlit it?
It's an ongoing pattern. Asians see rich Hollywood executives with 100m budgets and in their culture someone with that kind of power is assumed to be competent and a master within their field of expertise.
They don't understand western entertainment so they just assume the script and design is good because why else would Hollywood be in Japan offering them this lucrative deal for their intellectual property? They think all of Hollywood is Steven Spielberg (well, 30 years ago) and can't even wrap their head around an incompetent horny nitwit coming to them with a 100m dollar deal for a film.
>Peach gets to be strong, smart and badass fighter the whole movie when she originally a damsel in distress for most of the series
>While Luigi has to be a damsel in distress for the whole movie when he was a secondary main character for most of the series
And you telling me they didn't changed this to be woke?
Do you seriously care about Luigi?
Does anyone care about Luigi?
>Do you seriously care about Luigi?
>Does anyone care about Luigi?
Yeah, millions of people love Luigi.
I will torrent it.
Miyamoto thinks Mario is well regarded for its universe, but it's shit.
As a N-sex I play their games for gameplay first and foremost. Metroid has more to offer than any mario in term of design and atmosphere.
I'm cutting a hole in my pocket just for this movie
Can't wait for Jack Black Bowser Daddy
>Pink dresses are too objectifying!
>Put her in a tight biker suit that shows off her hips!
Literally what did they mean by this?
Nintendo did really say that, I know this because I heard them say it.
Come on we all know you're gonna watch it anyway. Nothing will ever top the first movie though.
Why did they give her prominent nasolabial folds? And where the fuck is Wario?
I hope they do an after credits scene teasing Wario for the sequel, which takes place in the kingdom of Sarasaland or whatever the fuck its called and we also get Daisy (who should be much more of a tomboy to contrast with Peach's newfound tomboyshnes)
Sure, I'll find a streaming site that'll host it and check it out someday.
I really hope the anons saying she starts off arrogant and then gets kidnapped aren't just coping.
>No "Hey Andy sweety" No watch
I wonder if Andy is still alive
I don't have a problem with "strong" women, I have a problem with women that were previously portrayed as damsels in distress being portrayed as strong. Can't both exist? Does every woman have to be "strong" now? Most women in real life are fucking weak.