Winds of Zanzibart progress thread

How is your playthrough coming? I'm on my 3rd time and I'm using only Hymns. The game is way easier if you find Ulius' Pinky Toe as it lets you summon 3 extra players in addition to the normal 4. I'm 532 hours in and it feels like I'm only just getting started! Anyone else overwhelmed by the sheer scope and quality of the world and lore? Favorite quotes? Mine has to be the Dranius fight
>Alas, it has come to this.. you seek to prolong the existence this fragmented world. Ah yes, you are Forsaken after all, spurred on by the siren of Malikex. It must've been when Fateweaver Lemmi tied you two toge-, ah.. lets put the small talk behind us now, it's not like my words will change anything. If you slay me you may take the throne, but you will rule over nothing but dust... I'm sorry Zanzibart, but I must fight once more!
bros what could this mean, were we the baddies all along??

Also, top 10 bosses? Here's mine:
1. Malikex, The Lost Lord (tough fight, but easier if you bring 5 people)
2. Zanzibart, Myrmidon of Loss (only because of the Zanzihomer summon halfway through)
3. Neverchosen Dranius
4. Gomslop the Traitor (pre betrayal)
5. Kraggus, First King of Stonehold (datamined DLC fight but it might be adjusted)
6. Lizard King Larigrixxus (the 6th one you fight, though the 8th was hard too)
7. Songtree Singingbird
8. Oldrock Golem (the one in the Rockgrim Mines, NOT the one in the Stonegrim Mines)
9. Sir Brownpants the Foul (You only get this fight if you flush every toilet in Pissbowl Keep but only after defeating Septic Sam who was clogging the drainage pipe which you can only get to if you give Gomslop's constipation note to the Sewer Guard. Should've paid attention to the lore)
10. Lone Watcher Ulius (hit the rock in Northwind Cliff 16 times to summon him)

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What AI did you use to generate this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FromSoft Game Generator

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought this was real for a while because there actually is a Fromsoft Area Name Generator and it's hilarious

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    utterly mindbroken

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >but you will rule over nothing but dust... I'm sorry Zanzibart
    >2. Zanzibart, Myrmidon of Loss (only because of the Zanzihomer summon halfway through)
    Did you name yourself after a boss? cringe

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reddit

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Fromcultists incapable of laughing at the satire-like storytelling of their games?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      reddit

      There was a time where we used to have fun around here instead of being socially moronic losers thinking of what other anons would think.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shut up newbie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shitcord brigade want's to rip throats of everyone who laughs at frompozz

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because FromSoftware is the last decend video game maker in the industry, and you homosexuals rather shit on them than support video games.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you can't be serious, my fellow Type A person

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Who else is still making consistently good, non-woke video games?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i still hope you're pretending

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How is that woke?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Now try explaining how this one line spoken by a person in-character affects the outlook or driving message behind the game.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This thread isn't even shitting on them, just making fun of the naming. There are other threads that actually shit on FS but this is just having fun

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have you already defeated The Black Knight of The Ancient Lord of The Dark (The Big Sword version)?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My ranking
    >1. Everild, Deranged Princess Of The East (obligatory feet waifu in miyazaki game)
    >2. Godefrid, Blessed Hound
    >3. Earnmund, Monstrous Wolf Of Funerals
    >4. Eward, Holy Warrior
    >5. Luminous Oscar
    >6. Matilda, Careless Throne Watcher Of Dust
    >7. Hildilid, Stormy Master Of Voices
    >8. Putrescent Fremund, Warrior Of Sin (mostly for his kino phase 2)
    >9. Aelfhun (generally the Weeping Dungeon is a kino area but the boss could have been better)
    >10. Cynewise, Odorous Executioner

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit thread

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's picrel

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