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>wins 0 game awards
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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally because it was aimed towards zoomers when target audience should have been boomers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you’re saying Last of Us Part
      II was the real boomerkino?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i need you to explain this joke to me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lust of Ass 2 won GOTY in 2020.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, isn't that the badass LE DOOM SLAYA!?!? This is so epic and metal XD! le based dev god Hugo and his butt buddy le Marty want to EXPAND THE DOOM POWA FANTASY, uh, yayah!!! Shut up and take my money lmao 😛 THE DOOM SLAYA NOW HAS EXPOSED BICEPS OMGG!!!!!, I'm getting really horny!!!! Oh wow all wads are canon... wowow omg that means NUTS.WAD IS CANON OMG SO WACKY AND CUHHHRAZEH OMG DOOM SLAYA FIGHTING FOR AEONS OF TIME UHHHH MMMMM YESSSS THE ANCIENT DEMONS SAVED HIM UHHHH FEELS SO GOOD MMMM LORE EXPOSITION IM FEELIN REAL NICE!!!! MY PENIS HAS BEEN MEGASPHERED UHHHH *looks down at his shrivelled member and grabs it with a swipe from the side like an edgy DOOM SLAYUH cutscene* WOW, WHAT'S THIS?? HE STAYED IN HELL TO FIGHT THE DEMONS LIKE IN DOOM 64?!?!?! HOW BASED CAN ID GET?!! *starts stroking and making epic revenant AHHH meme noises* I-IS THAT A FLOATING QUESITON MARK AND EXTRA LIFE IN MY DOOM GAME, UH YYYYYYYESSSS!!!! *hand turns into a fricking mach 5 piston with iron man colors and a snoo decal* AHHHHHHH OH MY GOD HE IS AN ANCIENT WARRIOR AND LE ANCIENT CIVILIATION ALIENS LE ALIEN QUEEN AND VEGA ROAD TRIP THROUGH SPACE AAAHAAAHAHA IM COOOOOOMING AND CONSOOOOOMING REDDIT-TIER LOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!11111 *wipes cum on doomguy amiibo and strokes 3d printed crucible he made from an r/doom tutorial while waiting out his refractory period by dressing up as doomgirl and posting it for karma then getting hard again because he read an epic marty strapon tweet about how mick gordon is farting into a mic for the third time to score the epic kar en kukold dlc*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      take your meds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This went wrong lmao. Good riddance. It's also the fault of TGA regardless of Zoom Eternal's quality btw. There is no FPS category despite FPS being one of the oldest and most influential genres in gaming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No "Locked in the room" line
      You had one job

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >shoots epic Arachnotron™ weakpoint after lining up shot for 5 seconds while dashing side to side because pro Quake™ skills
    >moronic door opening cutscene plays
    >"Mhmm....rip and tear.. looks like the Hell Priest™ is nearby.. I will rip and tear because I am the ancient Doom Slaya™
    >"Come on, Vega™"
    >follows Skyrim™ compass
    >Picks up 10 epic fanfiction-tier lore dumps about how badass the Slaya™ is on the way
    >Door locks behind the Slaya™ and demons appear
    >cacophony of moronic monster noises while the fart synth kicks into action
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >"Rip and tear" WUBWUBWUBBWAMBWAMDUUUUUNUUUUNUUHHHNHUHHH *Uses Flame Belch™ on a deliberately spawned group of Possessed™ and they become Staggered™, does a badass Heat Blast™ and Armor Shards™ fly into the Slaya™'s face*
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >switches weapons 75 times
    >dashes aimlessly waiting for a Possessed™ to spawn
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >swings on monkey bars
    >performs impse
    >250 arena laps and 150 chainsaw uses later the Slaya™ is victorious
    >Mhmm.. The Hell Priest™ is not here.. Better tell Samuel Hayden™ about this
    >"Come on, Vega™"
    >Walks two meters and Alien Queen™ appears in an epic cutscene
    >"You will not defeat me, Slaya™, I am the Emperor of the Universe and you are nothing but a Usurper™, the Kar En Kuk™ Council of Elder Alien Space Sentinel Argent D' Nur™ has banished you from the alien kingdom and I will defeat you!"
    >Cut to black and level ends before epic boss fight so player can process how epic this is and maybe make a Reddit™ post about it before carrying on
    >DUNDUNDUNBWAMBWAMBWAM Mick Gordon farting BAM BAM BAM 50 ACTION POINTS 5 CRUCIBLE CREDIT SENTINEL SHIP ARGENT RECEIVED

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real gamers have already played the peak.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its too slow and not enough enemies to be a real doom game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i finished that game in 2004 with 20fps back when there was no easy mode flashlight plastered to your gun.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only because you finished it when it came out doesn’t mean you understand it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. Had fun

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doom 1993
    Doom II
    Doom 2016
    POWER GAP
    Doom3
    POWER GAP
    Doom eternal

    Doom eternal is like Lego Movie 2, nonsense sequel made for pupose of making sequel as you just had money and team for it

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/708638370811854848/deconstructing-the-dark-lord
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/721951701685387264/the-new-loredirection-is-more-likely-to-be-made
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/717340895918292992/doom-eternal-art-styleaesthetic-stuff
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/707372396404998144/hypotheticals-if-doom-was-always-a-story-focused
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/712445413752487936/horror-does-have-a-place-in-doom
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/707073276486221824/list-of-things-that-may-not-exist-without-doom
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/707011405803569152/how-eternal-is-doom
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/706920604072296448/random-thoughts-about-quake-horror-night
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/718757862895173632/something-about-speed-in-fps-games
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/727884930344960000

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Straight white male games can't win awards anymore. Gotta be japanese or some onions shit.
    It's not a big part of the game but they took a dump on "wokeness" and that can't win awards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. A game that portrays a physically fit, stoical white male as the protagonist can't win awards.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >white
        doomguy's canonically a israelite buddy

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wanting awards from the same media you say are "pozzed" hacks to begin with
    It's like cartoon fans wanting animation to be seen as "cinema" by the Hollywood pedos.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doom eternal will probably remain the best triple-A game until the end of the decade

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    name something better with better single player combat than doom eternal
    >uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    every single time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FEAR
      Serious Sam TFE & TSE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >FEAR
        Has like 1 enemy the entire game
        >Serious Sam TFE & TSE
        Running backwards while strafing is the solution to every single fight. Incredibly primitive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fear sucks.

        Sam is kino, however. But most guns feel like shit in the old titles.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even like Eternal that much but this is embarrassing.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game awards don't award good games.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game awards got rid of the FPS category even though FPS is the most dominant genre on the market so this just means it gets lumped into the "Action" category, which it lost to Hades

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      80% of video games are "action" lol those c**ts dont even play games

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing wrong with the millions of other games that never won game awards.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which game sent Ganker into a bigger spiral of seething insanity, shrieking rage, and mindless flailing: Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Doom Eternal, or Balder's Gate 3?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MetaDoom is still epic

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