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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally never heard about this game before this very minute

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how hard the person who made this image was seething, sage negated btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True. OP IS a homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooo you can't criticize corporation's subpar product

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hi resetera troon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how you dont see this Pic in all those games tendies doompost

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is this "woke"?

    Is Metroid woke too? Stop using words you don't understand. You make the rest of us look stupid by association.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Metroid woke too?
      Duh, of course

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Strong female protagonist
      >Is Metroid woke too?
      Yes, and that shit flopped too kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you can have a female protagonist, but they can't be strong? How does that work for a video game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cooking games
          survival horror where your character are defenseless
          rhythm games

          everything else should be for men

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate what they did with Samus in Dread, you fricks hated having a character with emotions and mental hurdles, so now we gotta live with her being more like captain marvel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but dread was sick.
        her animations were cool but distinctly feminine.
        and did you hear her screaming in rage at the end? "no emotion" bullshit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think you meant to say other m and they already backpedaled hard from that take

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a woman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its so boring that calling it woke is the only way to have the thread survive more than 5 minutes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's another "what's so woke about it?" post
      Can you wokies be more original?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is the presence of a woman enough to make it woke? I'm starting to suspect you guys are just gays

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so did they change the cover back to this again?
    or did they go with punchable c**t face peach from illumination?
    which cover art did they release with?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is mind broken over a game made for pre teen girls.

    seek therapy.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im curious about sales number of this, Nintendo exclusives often sell well even if they are pretty mediocre, but this time i've seen very few people talking about it (obviously the DD2 discussion took a lot of spotlight). Would be funny if it quietly outsold DD2

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you even doing in this game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like a sequence of gimmicks with platform elements, braindead easy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its a game for children,

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say it wasn't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not exaggerating when I say over 50% of your playthrough is spent watching unskippable cutscenes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >On top of that, most of the "gameplay" is clicking the interact button on everything
        I hate modern gaming so much it's unreal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >On top of that, most of the "gameplay" is clicking the interact button on everything
        I hate modern gaming so much it's unreal

        I honestly wondered what the gameplay of this even was every time Nintendo showed it off. Glad to see I wasn't just being stupid in not seeing anything.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The irritating part is that when there's actual gameplay involved, it actually looks very fun. The problem is that it's the minority of what you'll be doing because some pencil pusher insisted that the player should always be stuck in a Pavlovian loop of "find object, interact, get minor reward".

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >find object, interact, get minor reward
            So just like Odyssey then?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, both Showtime and Odyssey are trash.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >On top of that, most of the "gameplay" is clicking the interact button on everything
        I hate modern gaming so much it's unreal

        There are definitely too many unskippable cutscenes, but most of the actual gameplay is action oriented. I'm surprised they made a Peach game that's mostly about running around and caving people's heads in. Some stuff like the mermaid, patisserie and detective mix it up but others like swordfighter, kung-fu, mighty and cowgirl really are basically nonstop action sequences, and the bosses are fairly decent on the whole.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the actual gameplay is action oriented
          And there's maybe only five times in the entire game where you get to enjoy more than sixty seconds of action gameplay before an unskippable cutscene wrestles control from you. Anyone who actually paid for this game is a fricking moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget the load times, since no one knows how to optimize shit anymore

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean the load times are lightening quick on Ryujinx, I would imagine the actual hardware would be an even worse experience. .

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Showtime's not an in-house title, it was developed on UE4. That's probably why it doesn't run like other first party titles.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Showtime's pretty obviously a game that's about presentation first and foremost, it's actively trying to feel like you're walking through a series of stage productions. If you expected differently then obviously you weren't paying attention when games like Puppeteer came out, of which Showtime is VERY similar to.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who asked for a peach game anyway?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Super Princess Peach was kino.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was it?
        Never played it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, better than Yoshi's Island DS at least.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Super Princess Peach was kino.
        Why do you newbie zoomers use the word kino for everything when it doesn't even apply?
        Stop trying to fit in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me. I have been asking for a Peach game after SPP for nearly half my life prior to Showtime's announcement. And now that I've played it, I enjoy it a lot and am happy that it exists.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did any reviewer do the meme and say "This game really makes you FEEL like you are Peach"?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flops
    nice try snoykek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Physical UK sales for the week, doesn't mean shit due to how dead their market is so wait until Famitsu.

        https://nintendoeverything.com/uk-software-sales-for-the-week-ending-march-23-2024/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >third place
      >fourth place is some game that came out last year and should be lower
      You sure showed him.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They barely advertised it.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >grown ass man complaining about a game target at little girls
    Maybe its time to reevaluate your life choices anon

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good riddance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why did they have to give her a prostitute Face

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trying to ride on the movie's success.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo is so fricking soulless

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >final boss is Peach cosplaying Rosalina vs Andross

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am now pirating your game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The whole final sequence is pretty dope, feels like a typical Kirby finale where it suddenly escalates from mild to crazy. All the bosses are good actually, maybe the first time I can say it about a Good Feel Nintendo game.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen some gameplay and I think this is a pretty cute game with plenty of collectibles and various gameplay modes. I can see kids enjoying it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still unmatched

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I let Nintendo know I was going to buy it until they changed her face?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dogshit shovelware, The Switch definitely has games alright

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this woke? It's a Princess Peach game. Who do you expect going to be in there? Wario?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people say that it's okay for PPS to have no challenge because it's a game for children, forgetting that games for children can also have a good difficulty curve and not be condescending

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon it's not a game for children. It's a game for FEMALE children.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >bringing up trannies out of nowhere
    Rent free, obsessed, mad, take your pick.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's why it's so weird seeing people give this game overwhelming praise. Like it's not even "I thought the game was okay" it's more console war shit like "THIS GAME IS ANOTHER MASTERPIECE AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE A troony". That alone feels disingenuous, like blatant marketing. It's especially jarring seeing people defend unskippable cutscenes in 2024.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guaranteed replies

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what's exactly "troony" about my post

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually a baby game for little girls and I mean it this time, why would Ninty do this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would Nintendo design a game aimed at young children?
      The shit I read on this board sometimes.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that's schizophrenia.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What does AC stand for?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ace Combat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assetto Corsa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ack of Cedication

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assassin's Creed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Animal Crossing

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all me (eric)

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