Point is you retard is that if someone like her is on the writing team then chances are the writing team thinks exactly like she does. Not at all interested in actually telling a good story rather more interested in pushing her racial politics. Which she 100% does.
>Is that... A BLACK WOMAN?
50 years ago if you saw black anything it means they were usually better than the whites working beside them. These days if you see black anything it means they're 100% worse than anyone else working there because of racial and genital quotas.
tl;dr prepare for Blackerine and for Logan to step aside to make way for Tyreese
As long as she don't fuck up the game, she could be the president of the NAACP for all I care
t.yrone
We'll pre order because Insomniac's controls, fighting and movement got much better in Spider-man 2. 10/10 combat and traversal, 6.5/10 story and characters, 9/10 graphics. Graphics sometimes look next gen, other times they look like Ps4 in 2015.
The only interesting character is Kraven, doesn't sound generic, when other characters talk we press "skip cinematic" cause they are boring and no different from regular NPC's in game.
Overall we give Spider-man 2 a 8.5/10 for super combat and faster movement. There is no other game where you can fly so fast and combos are very good with normal attacks, abilities and better gadgets.
We love Insomniac
We'll pre order because Insomniac's controls, fighting and movement got much better in Spider-man 2. 10/10 combat and traversal, 6.5/10 story and characters, 9/10 graphics. Graphics sometimes look next gen, other times they look like Ps4 in 2015.
The only interesting character is Kraven, doesn't sound generic, when other characters talk we press "skip cinematic" cause they are boring and no different from regular NPC's in game.
Overall we give Spider-man 2 a 8.5/10 for super combat and faster movement. There is no other game where you can fly so fast and combos are very good with normal attacks, abilities and better gadgets.
We love Insomniac
>is fucking flyin
Flying with webs...
DISABLE: Swing assisst, EBABLE: Fall damage.
You can swing faster than "web wing flying". But you gotta set up Web-lines, than pull yourself like a sling-shot 😀
Noobs don't do that i guess... Do you suck at video games? Or watched the game on twitch instead of playing...
whatever, whatever, whatever >below zero
now i'm mad
that whole game threw aside its thalassophobia survival horror roots to tell some homosexual Black lesbian story
Hahahahahahahahahaahah you can't make this shit up. They can't even play the game. This is why Sony games have become what they are. These are failed movie writers still bitter they ended up writing for videogames. A pathetic low medium. It is up to them to elevate it to the status of art. First we must remove those pesky """gameplay""" segments. Cutscenes galore but that simply isn't enough. We wish we could do more and have them be longer but gamers want to game for some reason. The key? Walking sim segments. Have them press forward on the analogue stick while our amazing dialogue flows forth enthralling them in our gripping story. Stop them mid sentence to make them press X to climb the small ledge and then continue pressing forward on the analogue stick. Marvelous. After a small segment of walking gameplay we are free to once more show another Cutscene.
Gamers should count themselves lucky they are able to witness such brilliance in their mediocre genre. Writing like this was never before seen and they had nothing but endless """"gameplay"""" can you imagine?
they probably make more than if they wrote for television or movies but i agree with the rest of what you said, too much video not enough game these days
>God of war Ragnarok >Writers have us doing walking sim segments with kratos' son and the black girl incthecforest for an hour >The final seige on Asgard goes for an hour
>when the latest over the latest generic, over the shoulder, politically poignant, narrative driven, technically regressive sony cinematic experience drops
>"advanced" writer
What kind of job description is that? Is it a separate category for blacks who actually have a grasp of the English language and know how to spell and form coherent sentences?
It's a woman thing
Lego did a study years back where they gave young boys and young girls Batman figures and what they observed was that the boys would try to "become" Batman and use their figure to do stuff like Batman would do, like beating up bad guys and saving people from falling. When the girls got the Batman figure, they tended to project themselves onto it and make the figure do stuff they themselves would want to do, like go shopping or get their hair done.
Yea but she made herself not fat in the game.
[...]
Have you been living under a rock? Pretty much every AAA game has been woke trash for the last 10 years.
are you retards really doing this shit again? writing assistants are not designing characters to be self-inserts, you fucking schizos.
>Mission where you play as her >To help you feel like you are truly deaf insomniac cuts the sound for the mission >They then proceed to place emojis over her head in the most cartoonish funny way you have ever seen
Half of this shit is so far left it's now indiscernible from /misc/ writing the story. The costume they gave miles? Blacks love shoes and dreadlocks so make a suit showing that off. Hilarious
Fun fact: The words "We BIPOC artists" have only been written five times in the entire history of twitter and three of them are about this game. This is such an out of touch and white way of speaking that even on twitter, which remember used to be dominated by the far-left, it had only ever been used twice in all those years.
>Adidas paid money to have miles suddenly show up in a new outfit that cannot be removed for the final mission showcasing their cool sneakers
Why does this not get as much hate as the rest of the issues in the game? That a company can just pay for solid snake to come out wearing a north face jacket in the finale of mgs5 and pretend like it's normal is beyond comical
actually, yeah that's a good point
they literally turned Miles into a billboard for basketball shoes, and he's supposed to be the all time great black american representation lol
funnily enough sony said they wanted to become the nike of gaming but I guess adidas paid more. anyways are games required to tell that they are doing promotions like those? because I'm pretty sure television isn't but youtube is
X-23, woman but they might make her black as well because insomniac probably feels morally justified in doing so because of the backlash they got from this game >"OH YEAH WELL NOW IM GOING TO MAKE IT EXTRA GAY BECAUSE A SMALL VOCAL MINORITY SAID THEY DIDNT LIKE THE homosexual SHIT"
so this dumb cunt can get published but no matter how much I try, I can't, despite improving my writing DRASTICALLY (and got a 100/100 on a creative writing project) in the past few years? being a white straight dude sucks vros...
Fuck, didn't even notice that shit. Now I know why it was so shitty.
And goyslop consumers will defend this, calling us racists while this dumb fat nagger destroys every satisfactory game universe one by one? Really?
Grim...
I really didn't think they'd let me play as Venom, nevermind that he would actually fucking eat Kraven's skull. This game is fucking great, best spider-man since the ps1 game
I'm just waiting for >Anon, why are you being species-ist? >Mice and rats are exactly the same, and if you say otherwise, you're a bigot >LET THEM INTO THE ABBEY!!!
I hope you're ready for Wolverine to become a half nagger Canadian. Maybe he'll even get a slightly fat nagger GF now who mysteriously resembles one of the writers.
Is that... A BLACK WOMAN?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE I NEED TO SUPPORT TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH!
She was a major writer for Spider-Man 2 lmao
The story was bad so any story she works on will likely also be bad.
White people wrote Spiderman 2 as well, retard. White people also directed said game, what's your point?
Point is you retard is that if someone like her is on the writing team then chances are the writing team thinks exactly like she does. Not at all interested in actually telling a good story rather more interested in pushing her racial politics. Which she 100% does.
Slay! Fellow queen
you retard cucks truly deserves the shit you're getting.
You triggered the subhumans
Cool it with the anti-semitism
>You triggered the subhumans
>
#
im going to fucking say it
>Is that... A BLACK WOMAN?
50 years ago if you saw black anything it means they were usually better than the whites working beside them. These days if you see black anything it means they're 100% worse than anyone else working there because of racial and genital quotas.
tl;dr prepare for Blackerine and for Logan to step aside to make way for Tyreese
t.ranny
t.yrone
t. deranged AAA slop consoomer
>Black Feminist
>Cult gay flag
Whatever she helps touch will be cancer.
>support the rich
>they feed us more naggers
Why are rightards like this?
Both leftists and rightoids are corporate cucks.
As long as she don't fuck up the game, she could be the president of the NAACP for all I care
She will, while at the same time, having sex with the ghost of George Floyd!
We'll pre order because Insomniac's controls, fighting and movement got much better in Spider-man 2. 10/10 combat and traversal, 6.5/10 story and characters, 9/10 graphics. Graphics sometimes look next gen, other times they look like Ps4 in 2015.
The only interesting character is Kraven, doesn't sound generic, when other characters talk we press "skip cinematic" cause they are boring and no different from regular NPC's in game.
Overall we give Spider-man 2 a 8.5/10 for super combat and faster movement. There is no other game where you can fly so fast and combos are very good with normal attacks, abilities and better gadgets.
We love Insomniac
>traversal
>10/10
Yea I love playing a Spider-Man game where the best way to traverse the world is fucking flying and NOT swinging on webs.
0/10 traversal. Irredeemable shit.
>is fucking flyin
Flying with webs...
DISABLE: Swing assisst, EBABLE: Fall damage.
You can swing faster than "web wing flying". But you gotta set up Web-lines, than pull yourself like a sling-shot 😀
Noobs don't do that i guess... Do you suck at video games? Or watched the game on twitch instead of playing...
>veins on arm
fuckkk.... nhhhghhh mmmmm ohhh aahhh mmmfghhh
>the most consistent slop-eater on the board
kek
>10/10 combat
>press x to awesome is 10/10
>traversal
oh yeah love to see when spiderman starts flying around new york. also
>white hand
>playing blacked man
what a cuck lmao
nice kot, terribe taste in videbogamez
catfags should genuinely be gassed
Why do Americans always write the date wrong?
We write it the way we say it
That's bait.
holy sloppa
>cat subhuman
>drinking from plastic
>sony Black
yeah, that's why nobody goes with white men
>Roll your face on square to win
>"10/10 Combat"
Absolute brainlet avatarfag
>He plays western shit
>
Why couldn’t they just keep the writers from the first game?
Because they did a great job and everyone enjoyed a nice new take on a classic story. This simply will not do.
Holy shit the level of cuckoldery is off the charts here.
I was having a good day, then i read this. I want to bash the side of the writers head in with a cinderblock now
i hate them
they dont only make a fortune doing nothing, they could just cash the check and go home, but no, they feel the need to destroy
whatever, whatever, whatever
>below zero
now i'm mad
that whole game threw aside its thalassophobia survival horror roots to tell some homosexual Black lesbian story
Why is the western video game industry like this
So many race grifters, feminist grifters and tranny grifters
there has already been a wolverine game and it was gorey and kino
It’s old with no port, you boomer fuck. We need a new one
>for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Windows, Wii, PlayStation 2, Nintendo DS and PlayStation Portable
I don’t have those consoles. Why the fuck else would I need a port?
emulate the game then
based OP milking me for bumps
it ends now also its on windows you cheeky devil
it's on pc, either you know how to pirate it or you'll keep drinking the dumb fuck juice until you die
>husband steven
everytime with these afro-centric black women lol.
>as a fan
>watching a playthrough
average video game writer.
at least she works in the industry, anon. fuck have you've done other than cry like a bitch on Ganker since Spiderman 1?
normal people can't get into the industry you fat fuck
>anon is a v(pol) cocksucking homosexual
>"I'M NORMAL"
How's that boogyman problem going for you ?
I work in the Pharmaceutical industry. Working as a writer or in the game industry in general would be a downgrade.
>I work in the Pharmaceutical industry
You evil cunt.
Don't give a fuck. I don't even care about science. I never liked it in high school. I did it in college purely for the money.
>Watching a playthrough
Hahahahahahahahahaahah you can't make this shit up. They can't even play the game. This is why Sony games have become what they are. These are failed movie writers still bitter they ended up writing for videogames. A pathetic low medium. It is up to them to elevate it to the status of art. First we must remove those pesky """gameplay""" segments. Cutscenes galore but that simply isn't enough. We wish we could do more and have them be longer but gamers want to game for some reason. The key? Walking sim segments. Have them press forward on the analogue stick while our amazing dialogue flows forth enthralling them in our gripping story. Stop them mid sentence to make them press X to climb the small ledge and then continue pressing forward on the analogue stick. Marvelous. After a small segment of walking gameplay we are free to once more show another Cutscene.
Gamers should count themselves lucky they are able to witness such brilliance in their mediocre genre. Writing like this was never before seen and they had nothing but endless """"gameplay"""" can you imagine?
they probably make more than if they wrote for television or movies but i agree with the rest of what you said, too much video not enough game these days
>SLAY
lol
im not even touching wolverine now
they will probably advertise it like never before but im not touching with a ten foot pole
>SLAY
classy
If she's woke that writes woke agendas and woke politics, then yeah, Wolverine is doomed.
YAAAAAAAAAAAS KWEEN SLAYYYYY
Who bets its gonna be x-2 story again
They still have these people adding shit to the game so no shit it's gonna have pozzed shit like Spiderman 1 and 2 had.
>God of war Ragnarok
>Writers have us doing walking sim segments with kratos' son and the black girl incthecforest for an hour
>The final seige on Asgard goes for an hour
Unbelievable. These writers need to be shot
>Want to live in a world without the glass ceiling
>Instead they just paint the ceiling black
>>Want to live in a world without the glass ceiling
they just hate white people
>when the latest over the latest generic, over the shoulder, politically poignant, narrative driven, technically regressive sony cinematic experience drops
>"advanced" writer
What kind of job description is that? Is it a separate category for blacks who actually have a grasp of the English language and know how to spell and form coherent sentences?
So, is playstation just a poz machine now? Feel like every exclusive theyve put out recently has been filled with woke shit.
Same woman, disgusting fat nose and everything
Yea but she made herself not fat in the game.
Have you been living under a rock? Pretty much every AAA game has been woke trash for the last 10 years.
same eyebrows too, wtf
why the fuck leftoids need to self-insert into everything they touch
It's the American way anon. Mutts cannot into imagination.
It's a woman thing
Lego did a study years back where they gave young boys and young girls Batman figures and what they observed was that the boys would try to "become" Batman and use their figure to do stuff like Batman would do, like beating up bad guys and saving people from falling. When the girls got the Batman figure, they tended to project themselves onto it and make the figure do stuff they themselves would want to do, like go shopping or get their hair done.
are you retards really doing this shit again? writing assistants are not designing characters to be self-inserts, you fucking schizos.
So how come they all come off as woke NPC americunt homosexuals whose entire personality revolves around either their sex, race or both?
Fuck off brittney
>Mission where you play as her
>To help you feel like you are truly deaf insomniac cuts the sound for the mission
>They then proceed to place emojis over her head in the most cartoonish funny way you have ever seen
Half of this shit is so far left it's now indiscernible from /misc/ writing the story. The costume they gave miles? Blacks love shoes and dreadlocks so make a suit showing that off. Hilarious
why doesn't the nigga just play prototype
Because he wants to play Spiderman.
>Want to play as venom in a game with venom
>Why doesn't the nigga play another game
You stupid fuck
Fun fact: The words "We BIPOC artists" have only been written five times in the entire history of twitter and three of them are about this game. This is such an out of touch and white way of speaking that even on twitter, which remember used to be dominated by the far-left, it had only ever been used twice in all those years.
>give Miles a snowbunny gf
>chuds complain
>give Miles a black gf
>chuds complain
Can you guys just shit the fuck up for 2 minutes?
maybe Miles shouldn't just be such a promiscuous chauvinistic asshole and finally get a progressive gay love interest
imo he should not exist.
Chuds want miles to be a gay nagger who worship's George Floyd's cock 24/7/365. That's no longer a video game, that's a homosexual porno right there!
>Adidas paid money to have miles suddenly show up in a new outfit that cannot be removed for the final mission showcasing their cool sneakers
Why does this not get as much hate as the rest of the issues in the game? That a company can just pay for solid snake to come out wearing a north face jacket in the finale of mgs5 and pretend like it's normal is beyond comical
actually, yeah that's a good point
they literally turned Miles into a billboard for basketball shoes, and he's supposed to be the all time great black american representation lol
I noticed NPCS were all wearing adidas as well when I was trying to look up Rio's skirt in photo mode.
They fact they have him say "spider-man doesn't do paid promotions" earlier in the game makes the blatant ad even more insulting.
funnily enough sony said they wanted to become the nike of gaming but I guess adidas paid more. anyways are games required to tell that they are doing promotions like those? because I'm pretty sure television isn't but youtube is
>There won't be any naggers that people respected
you just know her resume is just a victimhood checklist
>need anything? Shoot me
stoppe reading there
I stopped at the pronouns!
>Wolverine is SAVED
ftfy
Women are best writers
Dungeon meshi is created by woman
Fullmetal alchemist is created by woman
twitter profiles are ridiculously cringe, like straight sonic fanfic tier
If FF7 Rebirth comes to Switch 2 or Xbox I won't even bother buying a PS5 despite owning every single last PlayStation including the Vita.
Don't worry a proud black man will be saving Wolverine every five seconds in the game racism solved.
Will Wolverine be replaced by a black character, too?
X-23, woman but they might make her black as well because insomniac probably feels morally justified in doing so because of the backlash they got from this game
>"OH YEAH WELL NOW IM GOING TO MAKE IT EXTRA GAY BECAUSE A SMALL VOCAL MINORITY SAID THEY DIDNT LIKE THE homosexual SHIT"
wolverine mutates into a non binary blm astronaut
>racial diversity in a marvel game
whoever is surprised at this point needs go commit themselves to an institution of some sort
So when it sells great like spider-man will you seethe?
You will.
Below Zero.
Off fucking course...now it all make sense.....
so this dumb cunt can get published but no matter how much I try, I can't, despite improving my writing DRASTICALLY (and got a 100/100 on a creative writing project) in the past few years? being a white straight dude sucks vros...
Soon?
> Subnautica below zero
Fuck, didn't even notice that shit. Now I know why it was so shitty.
And goyslop consumers will defend this, calling us racists while this dumb fat nagger destroys every satisfactory game universe one by one? Really?
Grim...
nagger also has pronouns and fag flag in bio, so that tells you all you need to know about her!
>her
You just used a FUCKING PRONOUN! STOP MAKING WOKE POSTS!!!
Wolverine will be black or her daughter will be black.
WE AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE FUCKING AAAANYTHINGGGGG
FUCK THIS RETARDED LIFE
ALL WHITES MUST DIE
ALL WHITE SUPERHEROES MUST BE REPLACED
ALL WHITE CULTURE HAS BEEN BLACK CULTURE ALL ALONG, CHUD
Get ready for the wokeverine!
I really didn't think they'd let me play as Venom, nevermind that he would actually fucking eat Kraven's skull. This game is fucking great, best spider-man since the ps1 game
That's actually hilarious
>Unreleased Redwall game
What a cunt.
I'm just waiting for
>Anon, why are you being species-ist?
>Mice and rats are exactly the same, and if you say otherwise, you're a bigot
>LET THEM INTO THE ABBEY!!!
I hope you're ready for Wolverine to become a half nagger Canadian. Maybe he'll even get a slightly fat nagger GF now who mysteriously resembles one of the writers.
>The makers of "what's a Caucasian Spiderman?", proudly present "WOKEVERINE"
The absolute state of play
Predictions anons? Who's getting race and gender swapped this time?
Acked into oblivion
I am so glad I didn't buy a ps5, dodged a bullet
How long is 7 Rebirth a PS5 only game?