Of course not, because that defeats the whole purpose. I will stubbornly adhere to the improper path, so that she has to work to break my aloof an icy heart, showing me the path of true goodness and love. Any less than that and she's not fixing me properly. Bonus points if it ends with us having a child and me overcome with emotion and finally seeing the light as I hold our offspring in my hands.
>n-no you guys if it weren't for teh crhistfags the religion patched together out of leftover symbolism of earlier beast worship religions they disagreed with specifically to be anti-christian and not its own thing, that has shit eating and murder as central tenets, is totally based ok you brainwashed goys?!?!!?
Fuck off retard.
It is symbolic even Eve didn't realize the mistake but it is all in the Plan, being in the garden is boring and "safe space", let it be true our free will by being free.
>puts fruit they shouldn't eat in the garden they live in despite having an entire universe to put it in >tells them not to eat it >despite the fact they have no knowledge of good and evil, thus wouldn't know it's wrong to disobey him >punishes them anyway
what a fucking dick
Accurate to real life. These hoes ain't loyal and they'll have their own unborn children killed just to chase more dick, attention, money, "validation".
NOOOOOO ALMA DON'T RIDE MY COCK LIKE YOU STOLE IT UNTIL I BLAST MY BABY BATTER INSIDE YOUR PSYCHIC WOMB AND FERTILIZE YOUR DUSTY OLD EGGS!!!!!
NOOOOOO!!!
NOOO ALMA I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A POWERFUL PSYCHIC WOMAN WHO CAN FORCE ME TO GET ERECT EVEN THOUGH I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO FUCK THIS NAKED BABE WHO IS PROJECTING THE VISAGE OF A SUPER HOT WOMAN INTO MY BRAIN!!!!!
STOP!!!!
NO!!!
DON'T GET PREGNANT DON'T GET PREGNANT!!! AHHH!!
PLEASE DON'T FORCE ME TO CUM INSIDE YOU AND PRODUCE A BABY THAT WILL BE SO PSYCHICALLY POWERFUL HE (OR SHE, BUT I'M HOPING HE) WILL BE ABLE TO RESET THIS TWISTED AND FUCKED UP WORLD!!!
NOOOO!!!!
"good" side >have to betray and kill the woman you owe your life to >have to denounce your own kind, and claim your people can only be bad >if you dont agree the "good" side will kill you
"bad" side >you stay loyal to those loyal to you >can still ignore what the demons want and make your own choices >you believe the choices you make are yours >you get a demon girlfriend
Xana is the obvious choice, shes the only person in the game whos actually is on your side and proves it multiple times.
Also no way you would get character like her those days.
No women who want men allowed.
any woman willing to have sex with me is a psychopath at the very least
Or have down syndrome.
I would do anything for a tardwife
This, if a woman likes me I am immediately suHispanicious.
It's always "I can fix her" but never "She can fix me".
if a girl says that she loves you and tells you she will help you turn away from the evil path, will you do it?
Of course not, because that defeats the whole purpose. I will stubbornly adhere to the improper path, so that she has to work to break my aloof an icy heart, showing me the path of true goodness and love. Any less than that and she's not fixing me properly. Bonus points if it ends with us having a child and me overcome with emotion and finally seeing the light as I hold our offspring in my hands.
based
the rarer breed of trannies, women who identify as men
whatever you say dickhead
I think ftm's outnumber mtf's nowadays.
women lose interest after they fixed bad boys
they don't fix them, they just continuously play the game of "trying" it's all a theatre
Expecting a woman to magically fix all your problems is an incel fantasy.
tthis. a man needs to fix all his problems himself., all the women needs to be is just a motivation for him to do it
lol
a woman will bring you more trouble
unless you want a family women are not worth it
If you do want a family, for the love of God pick a good woman.
Protect your kidneys, anon.
Xana is a miracle of the universe.
It's a shame the quality of Arkane's games plummeted after this and Dishonoured.
Dishonored was already bad
It was phenomenal for what t was, could have been a truly great franchise
D1 has such a great atmosphere
there are criticisms to make, but to say it was bad is retarded
No it wasn't, this retarded contrarian meme has to end
I've tried playing it several times and always get bored early on. dark messiah is actually the only arkane game I've bothered playing through.
I feel like there are some other details in this image that might point towards her being evil. I can't quite put my finger on what though.
nothing that isnt bias, probably passed to you by some garden gnome proxy religion
>n-no you guys if it weren't for teh crhistfags the religion patched together out of leftover symbolism of earlier beast worship religions they disagreed with specifically to be anti-christian and not its own thing, that has shit eating and murder as central tenets, is totally based ok you brainwashed goys?!?!!?
Fuck off retard.
>boring ass literal demons rather than demon-shaped space aliens from another dimension
Nu-Might and Magic was a mistake.
I can fix her
how?
There is nothing to fix.
Any game where you have sex with the evil woman and turn her into a good girl?
Dragon Age Origins Morrigan
yes
It is symbolic even Eve didn't realize the mistake but it is all in the Plan, being in the garden is boring and "safe space", let it be true our free will by being free.
it was not yhwhs plan though, satan is and has always been humanities bro, and only garden gnomes and golems think otherwise
VADE RETRO SATANAS
>puts fruit they shouldn't eat in the garden they live in despite having an entire universe to put it in
>tells them not to eat it
>despite the fact they have no knowledge of good and evil, thus wouldn't know it's wrong to disobey him
>punishes them anyway
what a fucking dick
>Woman manipulates you to betray your father so she can claim a position of power for herself as your concubine
Never trust women. NEVER.
Side with Good
>Kill dad
>Whiny bitch probably fucks off
>No demon wife
Side with good
>Kill Whiny bitch
>Get demon wife
>Dad says he's proud of you and wants to hang out
>is your dad's sloppy seconds
Why do people want her?
For how many heroes of might and magic games did the setting for this game survive?
Mmmm, demonic fire pubes.
>evil women bad
Well it's certainly suHispanicious, anon.
Accurate to real life. These hoes ain't loyal and they'll have their own unborn children killed just to chase more dick, attention, money, "validation".
>Evil woman turns good after being dicked
NOOOOOO ALMA DON'T RIDE MY COCK LIKE YOU STOLE IT UNTIL I BLAST MY BABY BATTER INSIDE YOUR PSYCHIC WOMB AND FERTILIZE YOUR DUSTY OLD EGGS!!!!!
NOOOOOO!!!
NOOO ALMA I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A POWERFUL PSYCHIC WOMAN WHO CAN FORCE ME TO GET ERECT EVEN THOUGH I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO FUCK THIS NAKED BABE WHO IS PROJECTING THE VISAGE OF A SUPER HOT WOMAN INTO MY BRAIN!!!!!
STOP!!!!
NO!!!
DON'T GET PREGNANT DON'T GET PREGNANT!!! AHHH!!
PLEASE DON'T FORCE ME TO CUM INSIDE YOU AND PRODUCE A BABY THAT WILL BE SO PSYCHICALLY POWERFUL HE (OR SHE, BUT I'M HOPING HE) WILL BE ABLE TO RESET THIS TWISTED AND FUCKED UP WORLD!!!
NOOOO!!!!
game?
Was there a lore explanation for why Alma decided to just rape a guy? I don't remember.
Your character was like super gifted, I guess she just wanted to bone him and make (another) baby.
Post evil women already
Sounds right, there's something downright fucky about the whole situation.
"good" side
>have to betray and kill the woman you owe your life to
>have to denounce your own kind, and claim your people can only be bad
>if you dont agree the "good" side will kill you
"bad" side
>you stay loyal to those loyal to you
>can still ignore what the demons want and make your own choices
>you believe the choices you make are yours
>you get a demon girlfriend
Xana is the obvious choice, shes the only person in the game whos actually is on your side and proves it multiple times.
Also no way you would get character like her those days.
No women who want men allowed.
>woman is literally the ideal demon waifu
best girl