World of Warcraft

>growing back to 7m subs
>the main villain for the next expansion shows her feet
WoW is back...

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another le edgy elf after they just spent two decades milking one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A fine product from Blizzard's new head writer, Stefan Denusier.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He got fired, bro

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're thinking of Steve Danuser. I'm talking about the new head writer, Stefan Danusier. Totally different.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People hate him for Sylvanas Craft but he was a waifuhomosexual and no responsible for the moronic "Sylvanas must die" mentality that started in Cataclysm.

          I blame the new hires that were likely there on the lore forums b***hing nonstop to staff posts about when they'll replace Sylvanas with Arthas's sister. Why? Because that unironically happened 10 years later.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that, the main protagonist is also an elf.
      Elfcraft.
      Turned her into a dyke too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God I hate sidecuts. They work in cyberpunk or scifi settings but look like shit in fantasy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >masculine female with a sidecut looking tough
        wow such a bold move for 2008, what will the future bring i wonder?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I-I actually think she looks cool.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hanging fabric ready for futawiener pr0n
        yep, it's wow
        no cleavage either
        I bet the foot models will still be shit too
        a homosexual game with homosexual porn

        >xe's literally me1!
        disgusting troonybait

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want her to eat me out and ravage me with a strap on

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >elves are le bad
        come on now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that, the main protagonist is also an elf.
      Elfcraft.
      Turned her into a dyke too.

      Midnight will be an elf expansion and I am not making this up

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >it's a dogfricker tourist shilling
    Oh that makes sense.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I sex that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but you'll have to beat the Mythic Raid version to get pussy. Normal only drops handies and Heroic drops blowies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You can have Nelf coochie
        >You must play WoW and beat a mythic raid for it
        Not worth the effort tbh

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shadman

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >growing back to 7m subs
    (citation needed)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gdc vid. stay cuckt m8

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut up bigot theres a graph! stop noticing theres no actual Y or numbers on the graph

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >good thing the evil void corrupted elf is modestly packed into 3 layers of clothes and has no curves when she tries to destroy the world
    The whole trash feet fetish becoming more prevalent is really just the result of this shit. I wonder what will be next when even that goes away.
    >she is showing ears, that is so fricking hot, bros.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >having to play with 6.9 million chinese bots

    nah.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7m subs
    i'd be shocked if there was even 1 mil over all wow versions including the bots

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people excited by Metzen coming back? I can't imagine a human being that would be capable of holding out hope that WoW's story and lore can be salvaged at this point regardless of who's in charge.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They retcon shit all the time since the star.. He could say "Shadowlands just didn't happen, I will not elaborate" and people wouldn't care.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not saying it wouldn't be worth it because I already pretend Shadowlands just didn't happen in its entirety, but I'd still care. I'm so fricking sick of retcons, they're like the second worst thing in WoW story-wise. I bought the first Chronicle book and then it was retconned out of existence in like a year, it's ridiculous

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Metzen never gave a frick, he loves silver age comics where batman does silly things. It's caused writers to non-stop frick each other over worse than the entire history of the Archie sonic comic because nobody can put their foot down.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the cleavage, Metzen?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care how many people play it, I only care if the game's good
    I'm waiting until I see it (and like it) before I give blizzard ANY more money

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing wow in 2024

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I quit I just sub again. Please help me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        delete your account

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's stopping me from making another account?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your last shred of dignity

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pfftt, I lost that years ago.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I play for about a month or two at the start of every expansion, get AOTC on the first raid, then call it quits once it gets boring. For how many hours I put in it's a pretty good rate of return on the entertainment costs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Riot MMO is fricking dead and the other option is lame weebshit where you are forced to do story shit to play dungeons with your friends and every class plays the same fricking way but flashy.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't play for a long time, when did kael'thas troon out?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wouldn't even matter if the current skeleton crew of diversity hires maintaining WoW managed to actually make something good out of it, I'm so disillusioned with live service slop that I wouldn't bother coming back.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only reason i'd come back is to collect mounts
    and there are way too many that aren't available that makes collecting feel like shit

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >coom artists carrying wow... again
    Just like Overwatch.

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