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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'd suck the dick to let the industry die

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Already fixed, From Software titles exist.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine how nice things would be if all titles were From Software titles though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It said to FIX the vidya industry.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      at least you are already doing the dick sucking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >my first game was ds3!
      Fromtshit went downhill after ds1.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So whose dick did you suck?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can he be a trap?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what if I'm a gay though

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Already sucked multiple dicks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but not for the right reasons (philanthropy, charity)

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the dicks are already being sucked, that's called being a from software fan.
    the effects on the industry have yet to be seen

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can I only do the second one?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do I get to pick the guy?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if it's my definition of "fixed" and I have some say in the secondary matter, I'll take one for the team.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    half the people in this thread would pick the 'ick on 'eck guy

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can have Notches riches.

    But.

    You have to be unmarried, bald and not a chad form.
    And occasionally you get gibsmedat emails.
    And the one thing you were known for becomes someone else's.
    And for the first half of those riches you have an uncontrollable urge to buy dumb things with it and actually live according to them, like a candy supply that went stale but you didn't get rid of it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Being bald will suck, but the rest is negligible. Sign me up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Being bald will suck, but the rest is negligible. Sign me up.

      you can't be bald with a multimillion dollar account

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It says you HAVE to be bald, though. I'd probably wear a wig just to be less disgusted by my own reflection.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play video games

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Define "fix the vidya industry"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gain investors by selling Gabe as buyable lard stocks.

      Make all software for making games, actually make games.
      Not just...
      Janky code editors with basic object gui support...and after you buy it you see a "marketplace" filled with shitty scripts that you have to buy to actually make games with it....and each of those scripts has its own kind of hell, and basically it's a fountain of trash for each script, like 30 suck and just 1 or 2 did the thing you needed. And after that, you try to use things like the map maker, just to see it's missing even just basic features like adding a reference image, or setting something's width or position.

      Give myself 2 billion dollars.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're sucking the dick, you get to define it.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, sounds worth.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Id rather just suck dick, frick the industry

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be a huge bawd if STDs and accountability didn't exist. If VR bawds become a thing I'd totally be one.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are some traps I would give a little reciprocal service to. Doesn't say it has to be to completion. One lil suck of a feminine penis is a small price to pay to save the industry. Shit I'd pay to do it.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Two good things happen

    Why wouldn't I press the button?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'd take one for the team for all my Gankerrothas

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >have to
    get to

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. I wouldn't. Let it burn to the ground, my father and mother didn't raise no goddamned homosexual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're so fricking cool man

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Y-you too, anon-kun.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nah it's not worth it I might get a taste for dicks and the next thing you know I'll be at some seedy backwater truck stop at 2am sucking off old fat hairy boomers to get my fix and if that happens then imma legit kill myself so nah.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chowder_asking_Would_I.webp

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the downside??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You will be officially gay.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, you're right. I don't wanna lose my unofficial gay status...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fixing the vidya industry

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fixing vidya and sucking femboy wiener, ez

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whose dick is it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Harvey Weinstein's dick.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I suck my own dick
    vidya saved. no need to thank me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      teach me your ways

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh can I click it more than once?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How hard would it be to set up an anonymous glory hole and suck dicks for $20 a pop?

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Win win situation

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does it have aids?

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    depends
    can I choose who's dick I have to suck or no

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