WOW IT SURE IS FUN TO LOSE PROGRESS JUST BECAUSE I FAILED A QTE

WOW IT SURE IS FUN TO LOSE PROGRESS JUST BECAUSE I FAILED A QTE
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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered not getting caught to begin with like a shitter?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually quite like the Emmi and Mother Brains, they are an interesting take for an alternate boss fight idea for Metroidvannias, where the challenge is getting to a point in the map.

    I'd like to see more enemies like this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the EMMIs themselves but the Central Units kind of sucked. They should've changed up the fights with each one of them more, even if it was just changing the room layouts or giving each one different kinds of projectiles.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it saves right before an EMMI section
    what the FRICK are you talking about?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally posts a boss that you CANNOT lose against.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, my condolences anon. I hope you can earn those two minutes back somehow. Maybe by getting gud next time. Also, you CANT lose progress on the red EMMI you dumbshit, it's a scripted event. Post better bait next time!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Checkpoint is right before the door
    >In each EMMI room for about 30 seconds total to get to the next exit

    If anything, the EMMI were too easy.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dread has QTEs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to die if they catch you but you have a small chance of escaping it if you hit it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True QTEs there aren't many, if you're caught by Emmi you have a frame perfect QTE chance to escape. Also Chozo-X needs a qte to kill them. Otherwise it's just the melee counter opening up enemies/triggering cinematic counters for bosses.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WOW IT SURE IS FUN TO LOSE PROGRESS JUST BECAUSE I FAILED A QTE
    You get an autosave literally every single time you pass through an emmi door.
    Why do people not even PRETEND to play the game they shitpost about?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Picture not related? That's the one EMMI that you don't fight.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Red one
    That's the one that's a freebie, try harder

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Die to emu
    >Respawn instantly 10 feet behind amy
    >Pass emma room
    Wow emo hard

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Filtered by a qte
    Can't even handle a nintendie kids game anon?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GIT

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RE4 did this.
    which was...on the gamecube
    GREAT JOB NINTENDO

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the shading and use of colour so fricking bad. All the robots look like plastic toys with their bright colours.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Git gud homosexual

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do Nintendies really? Last time I played a game on my big boy PC that had QTE's was 10 years ago hahahaha.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But you don't lose progress.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >losing progress
    >every EMMI zone has a save before you enter it

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You don't lose progress in this game, there are too many checkpoints. Frick off journo.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Parrying an enemy in a game
    >High skill

    >Partying an enemy in a Nintendo game
    >FRICKING QTES AAAAAAA

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >>unironically defending QTEs
    I didn't.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're such a victim

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first couple were fun but the last couple that could see through walls and shoot a constant barrage of ice or wave beams at you in half underwater zones so you can't move for shit were just tedious. Plus the purple one can scan through fricking walls and the zones are half the size of its detection radius

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was pretty cool the ice one froze you for a bit because of the metroid dna

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So homosexuals are grasping at straws so hard that they are now calling parry mechanics QTE? lmao

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you failed because you got caught by EMMI
    the QTE is supposed to be a 1 in 10 possibility of a second chance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the QTE is supposed to be a 1 in 10 possibility of a second chance
      Why are you wording it like that? It's 100% if you time it right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's the tell for when it changes the second attack and it just immediately stabs you in the head instead of moving its head closer and opening its face

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pay attention to the flashes, it's that simple

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What's the tell for when it changes the second attack and it just immediately stabs you in the head instead of moving its head closer and opening its face
          that means you blew off its face plating
          i don't even know if you can parry it if you've done that, but I'm pretty sure that only happens when you blow off its face

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he fails
    You will never be a Metroid (that's chozo for ultimate warrior)

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    git gud

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What alternate reality are you living in
    What's God of War like there

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexuals can't even do qte's
    Just quit videogame you fricking shitter

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Honestly though, what's the substantial difference between parry counters in Dread and Royalguard blocking in DMC?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >getting caught
    >losing a qte
    you deserve it

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lose 20 seconds of "progress"
    >get maximally ass devastated

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >randomized parry timings
    The fact that it's Nintendo of all people who did this astounds me and not fromsoft astounds me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      considering it's an encounter you're not even supposed to find yourself in, it makes sense.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can't lose progress to an EMMI because they shit out checkpoints like rabbit pellets.
    Ironically this is an actual flaw of the game because it takes the EMMI from a threat to a irritant.
    If you weren't given constant checkpoints and EMMIs were more dangerous they might instill a sense of Dread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No they'd just go from tedious to game ruining

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Idk this morning I had a moment with the 2nd or 3rd one where it was coming towards me unalerted without into a corner. Only choice was jumping over it in cloak. That hail mary paying off was easily as exciting as the final boss.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    QTEs were never inherently bad, they were spammed to shit when they were ""new"" because they were seen as a good cool thing, it's just that they were overused and abused down to the ground, many of the ills of the industry started as fresh and interesting things that only later got a bad reputation (usually rightfully) for being shoved down everyone's throats nonstop.
    Regardless, this isn't even a QTE, it's literally a parry and the EMMI one is approaching frame perfect, so git gud.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO IS THAT THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if an EMMI catches me, i just shrug since there's really no consequence. for such a menacing obstacle for samus, it really doesnt do jack shit.

    hey should patch it so when an EMMI catches you, a random save file on your switch gets deleted or a purchased game on your nintendo account gets nuked and you'd have to buy it again

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're crying over losing maybe a minute or two of progress?

    Chill out Jr.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if that

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only bad design on EMMI is that it doesn't have sloppy anal sex with Samus against the floor when Samus gets caught.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What progress? The last 15 seconds? Have you even played the game?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there's a tried and tested remedy to that
    git gud

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no, I got caught and killed by the EMMI, now I have to replay the last 30 seconds, frick you Nintendumb!!!

    You poor poor baby.

    You kids are spoiled. Imagine forgetting to manually save and losing hours of progress.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the EMMIs are fine but the blue EMMI can suck my wiener with its undodgeable freeze shit.

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