WOWZERS is that a snorlax blocking my way?? This is.. this is... just like my hecking..

WOWZERS is that a snorlax blocking my way?? This is.. this is... just like my hecking.. KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fine when snorlax does it but NO ONE ELSE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sudowoodo is pretty well-recieved and I've never seen a complaint about kecleon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now that I think about it every gen up until 6 had a unique variation on the "x pokemon blocking your path" trope
        > gen 1: snorlax
        > gen 2: sudowoodoo
        > gen 3: kecleon
        > gen 4: psyduck
        > gen 5: crustle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >> gen 4: psyduck
          AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE NOT A FUCKING KANTOMON AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE GAME IS RUINED ALL OF GEN 4 IS KANTOPANDERING NOW

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >NOW
            Always has been.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DPPt use a shitton of kantomons, stupid DISBORT

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Psyduck doesn't count bro, he gets a pass.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Psyduck one SUCKS ass you cant even capture it when you use the secretpotion, by far the worst offender

            [...]
            They could've used fucking licklicky or probopass or Hippowdon as a path blocker but of course they had to use a basic kanto mon again because I fucking love sucking Kanto's gen 1 cock

            >When you realize that Kanto's Doorstep (commonly referred to by some people as Johto) has its own roadblock mon, but Sinnoh doesn't.

            Holy shit you people are insufferable I just wanted to point out a fun little pattern

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So was I anon, im just saying its not very interesting when your road blocker cant be captured

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              chud chud chud chud chud

              YOU

              ARE

              A

              chud

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At this point I'm convinced that the people who post shit like this are more mentally ill than actual trannies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Psyduck one SUCKS ass you cant even capture it when you use the secretpotion, by far the worst offender

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >> gen 4: psyduck
          AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE NOT A FUCKING KANTOMON AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE GAME IS RUINED ALL OF GEN 4 IS KANTOPANDERING NOW

          They could've used fucking licklicky or probopass or Hippowdon as a path blocker but of course they had to use a basic kanto mon again because I fucking love sucking Kanto's gen 1 cock

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mindbroken

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he isn't a disbort that lives in brazil and has no future like cosmos which trolls day and night and pretends that's a job

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kanto > Shitnoh anyways. Keep seething sinnohchud

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pokemon is a millennial franchise. get over it. go watch the ED for the new anime series and seethe.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >go watch...the new anime series
              Lmfao I'm not a fucking 6 year old

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >When you realize that Kanto's Doorstep (commonly referred to by some people as Johto) has its own roadblock mon, but Sinnoh doesn't.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hoenn uses both kecleon and sudowoodo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >every gen up until 6 had a unique variation on the "x pokemon blocking your path" trope
          Why - oh that's right, gen6 is just Nu-Kanto and literally put Snorlax again in XY.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crustle made sense.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why not just go around the snorlax? theres ample space.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prease understand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      perfect example of why the series should have stayed in 2D

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I can hop a fence and take a dip

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It actually makes sense here since we are actually closer to Kanto. Compared to say this happening in France.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But now it's in KITAKAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WOWZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOD WHAT A FUCKING UGLY GAME

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its only offensive moves are Giga Impact and Hammer Arm too.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, Snorlax blocks paths, that's its thing

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon is a millennial franchise. get over it.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my god did the devs just make another reference to an iconic bit from a classic game? AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME REDDITMAN I'M GOING INSANE THEY'RE REPLACING ALL MY FAVORITE POKEMON WITH KANTO SHILLING garden gnomeS WILL NOT REPLACE US garden gnomeS WILL NOT REPLACE US

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where's that snorlax?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Clearly enough space to walk around it

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just use a Poke Flute to wake Snorlax up.

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