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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Understood.....I must kill Andrew Hussie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'll be putting him out of his misery at this point

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >june egbert

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mixing sburban jungle with that trash is a crime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mixing suburban jungle in there was a stroke of genius

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why the obsession with put horrible music in every video. No wonder why people now watch videos muted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone give me a qrd on homestuck? i don't have several years to get up to speed the normal way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need several years, two weeks of very slow reading is more than enough. Anyway,

        Lore tl;dr: time-travelling evil, powerful and somewhat moronic frick from the future exploits the Game (which purpose is to create new universes) to become even more powerful, to frick up, to go back in time through convoluted means into "two universes ago" to orchestrate his own, fricks', creation, ascension to power, arriv to this universes and, ultimately, destruction of everything (last one unachieved), through manipulations of evolution of species and societies. Unfortunately, it also orchesteates his own frick-up (that will lead to convolutedness of time-travel method) and his potential ultimate demise (not shown, status unknown, last seen in a big showdown right before climax). And everything was predestinied anyway, because it is one huge clusterfrick of mutually-creating events and timeloops with some amount of other time paradoxes added on top.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First half of the comic = pure kino
        Second half of the comic = getting kicked in the balls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't think John-conned "bad end" when almost everybody dies is kino

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fatass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will take Dirk X Jane over the gay English ship even though I prefer Dirk X Rose

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dirk X Rose

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, It's a good ship

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Pic
            Uhhhh Sir?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dirk X Rose

        I can't believe the madmen actually made it (beyond) canon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every homestuck girl is fat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if that were true there'd be a lot more on model fanart to be found instead of fatstuck being DAOOTS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You fatgays already got Terezi, take the disabled moron and frick off

          fatstuck is both cute and canon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fatstuck might as well be on the same level as Strip Pokerstuck. Quit trying to inject your fetish in the infested corpse that is this fandom

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i wish the weird new fanbase getting into it now would go back to the tumblr era of just drawing everyone fat instead of ugly, at least then i could wank to it and feel less bad about all the lost old tumblr art

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You fatgays already got Terezi, take the disabled moron and frick off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Terezi has a nice ass but that's it and I won't accept post-comic noncanon art as fact.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat white women owe me sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly how I like her.
      >fatass
      >posting curvy hourglass Jane and not actually fat
      Shame.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, perfect, if still a bit lacking in the X-axis extravagance.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homestuck has always been gay.
    sneed

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black Trolls owe me Sex.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >man in his mid 30s writes a story where he's represented by a 23 year old woman
    What did he mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't we all have a 23 Year Old woman with angst inside us?

      Psycholonials was a good read besides the b***hing Hussie was on about (Joculine did nothing wrong.) Wished he'll comeback from hiding from VIZ and gives us more trash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Psycholonials was trash. Almost everything interesting happens offscreen and it has the worst action scenes of anything he's ever made.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What did he mean by this?
      He wants to rewrite his own past.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you mean she.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut the FRICK up about your gay honosex homosexualry
    post your classpect, NOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post classpects

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post classpects

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post classpects

      page of void

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. horsefricker, who can't even place mosaic on giant horse dicks and can't achieve anything important

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Void truly is the sex pest of the aspects.
          >roxy wanting to frick all her friends
          >everything about equius and and horuss
          >a former friend of mine who's into vore and has tranime action figures

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are all just "empty inside" and attempt to fill your emotional void through filling yourself physically with dicks with anything available.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post classpects

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bard of Breath.
      Present and ready to take the wind out of your sails.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      knight of void

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lord of Light

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prince of Breath

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got Prince of Rage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hi kurloz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bard of void
      I think I'm a israelite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > One that is barred from nothingness/emptiness/absence
        Your life sounds stressful.
        Too much stuff, too busy, no room to breathe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gaslighting class
        >cover up aspect

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bards are somewhat stranger, in that they "allow destruction of [aspect]" or "invite destruction through [aspect]".
        Well, you are to be filled with something to the brim and you are supposed to create a certain amount of nothingness, which will lead to destruction. One of the interpretations is that you'll be so fricking drunk you'll accidentially null session or black hole. Or you'll be losing important items trough a hole in your pocket. Or you'll end up being so useless, that it will frick up the session.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are my only options being detrimental or irrelevant

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's Bard class for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My power is literally RNG manipulation.
      Guess I'll go gamble now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do quiz
      >tick off that i dont care if i get a gendered class
      >get sylph of space
      Does this mean im the games token gay player

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prince of Time.
      I don't know how I remembered that instantly after detoxing off of Homestuck and its fandom ever since I dropped the comic in late Act 6, but I guess some shit just sticks to you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Witch of Light (male).
      No, it's not like you think, I'm just skilled at managing light. The wizard is the other option iirc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Its fricking heir of breath

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you feel the urge to frick seers and thieves of light?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Technically he should feel the urge to frick timelines almost without consequences for himself i.e. being Rick from certain popular pseudointellectual subversive cartoon series.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seers yes but thieves deserve the EGBERT PUNCH
          im more impartial to sylphs of space
          and maids of time because of a fanfic i saw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thief of Hope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got Knight of Hope, so I guess I'm a paladin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a site for it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Last time i checked i was knight of void, but that was years ago
      Im assuming this is the old ass quiz?
      This one
      https://homestuck.net/tools/classpect-quiz/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, did it again
        Got heir of time after some thinkin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can i put some actual pants on? this looks dumb as shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    QUIT HITTING THE METEOR BUTTON YOU CHUCKLEFRICK

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once you insert the disc it goes back in time to breed with your mother which is when the game actually starts

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm afraid to ever re-read homosuck because i don't know if it will either make me realize vriska isn't best girl, or restart the spiral of vriskagayging i thought i had escaped so many years ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read Chainsaw Man or Assignment Risk instead, there are better manipulative girls to fall for

      shut the FRICK up about your gay honosex homosexualry
      post your classpect, NOW

      post classpects

      Knight of Rage iirc, it's been a while

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm afraid of realizing that I'm old and ugly and boring and that I don't actually want a manipulative 8itch and I'll end up falling for Jane.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped being a vriska simp years ago. You gotta rip the bandaid off eventually.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i can't rip the bandaid off because she ruined my taste in women forever

        Read Chainsaw Man or Assignment Risk instead, there are better manipulative girls to fall for

        [...]
        [...]
        Knight of Rage iirc, it's been a while

        i don't read mango

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Woman do be like that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Assignment Risk it is, then.
          Hope you like scalie femdom, it really is a good story. Alephkeller on ao3 wrote it, frickin Ganker won't let me post a link

          I'm afraid of realizing that I'm old and ugly and boring and that I don't actually want a manipulative 8itch and I'll end up falling for Jane.

          Growing up is realizing that Jane is top tier if only because I'm into femdom and think she deserved better than the wet noodle that is Jake or ~~*Gamzee*~~

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ao3 is still censored
            Wack. Didn't it used to be an auto-ban, even? I must have missed what got someone up into such a bunch for it to STILL be a banned link.

            >if only because I'm into femdom and think she deserved better than the wet noodle that is Jake or ~~*Gamzee*~~
            These are all legit reasons to consider her top tier. aside from being cute, goofy, and PUDGY, and my undying hate of gamzee and everything related to him holy shit I hate what this crapfest became

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >cute, goofy, and PUDGY
              Ironically I like her for the exact opposite reasons, except for the pudgy part. I appreciate that she can get serious and take charge if need be, or at least can try to. Maybe I'm misremembering, it's been a few years since I read it and I'm not going back in ever again.
              Also nothing past Cascade is canon, and even then I don't give a shit about Homestuck to begin with. I just like talking about cute girls, shitposting and thinking about what could have been.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's both, from what I remember. Goofy but also able to get serious in a way John didn't quite do. Except for the part where she got mind fricked and turned evil for a while? I think that's about when I was clocking out so I'm probably full of shit and posting complete garbage. And I think she's just evil without the mind control part in the post-canon remasters or whatever but something tells me that's written like an absolute unsatisfying shitshow.
                >even then I don't give a shit about Homestuck to begin with. I just like talking about cute girls, shitposting and thinking about what could have been.
                bullshit you gave a shit because you're here posting and you'll ALWAYS give half a shit even if you deny it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Iirc she's "evil" in the totally-not-existing HS2 because she's troll racist. Guess what? So am I. Filthy fricking species predicated on violence and blood caste systems that treats its young like a Huxley dystopia
                >bullshit you gave a shit because you're here posting and you'll ALWAYS give half a shit
                I'm here to shitpost about how bad the webcomic and other materials are, talk about classpects and girls. If I didn't get psyopped into reading the damn comic on two separate occasions then I'd be doing the same thing on Ganker or wherever people talk about Star Wars

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >because she's troll racist.
                That almost makes it sound worth reading but I don't want to wade through all the pages of SHIT to reach it and I know whatever fanbase it still has either ignores that or makes her out to be Red Woman Bad or whatever. Sigh.
                >If I didn't get psyopped into reading the damn comic
                You just shitpost about stuff you haven't read? Weak, man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >almost makes it sound worth reading
                It's not, not even close. They make Jade a transvestite and have xer impregnate Rose to create a furry tomboy abomination named Yiffany, or Yiffy for short. The joke is she's the character with the most potential, I feel like she could work from a Roxas angle of being an abomination whose existence makes everyone else's lives worse but is still a person
                >>If I didn't get psyopped into reading the damn comic
                That was a little vague, I was trying to say that a friend of mine kept pushing me to read it so I capitulated in 2019. I reread it alongside another friend in 21 or 22

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I heard about that and how the funny Ganker character/idea became a canon thing and it's worse than anyone could have imagined but didn't dig too deep because I don't care at this point, frick it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All they had to do was make her Dave's daughter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but that doesn't subvert expectations. People are expecting something like that to happen, therefore it's bad and you need to do the complete opposite because that's good.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We can blame Hussie but it's quite likely he hasn't written anything for Homestuck in a decade

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A while back I read a thing someone linked that was a story about the future of American football and one of the characters talks (types) just like Dave and goes on an extended rant about Lunchables, and now that I'm seeing this image and remembering it too talks about Lunchables I'm tripping a little and wondering who did it first.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                17776 was one of the most boring things I have ever read to be honest, the homestuck parallels weren't enough for me to stay engaged with it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit, I actually liked 17777776 football or however many 7s there were. It doesn't "go anywhere" but the feeling that nothing is really going to change is somehow played in a comforting way, and I feel it uses its format pretty well (to an extent). It's cute, but very gimmicky, so makes sense it's hit or miss.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's the one, yeah. My eyes glazed over for most of it but I explicitly remember the yellow text satellite and how Davey he was.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If homestuck didn't go to shit then I wouldn't even be thinking about it. Something good with potential turning into putrid garbage makes you spend the rest of your life thinking "what could've been" and seething for eternity. With good things you enjoy it then move on when you've had your fill, with ruined things you never get any kind of proper closure so you're cursed with never being able to let go.
                And if by some chance you manage to get over it and forget about it, the relief is only temporary, because the influence is far-reaching that eventually you'll be reminded of it and start the cycle of seething all over again. The next chapter of deltarune will come out, you'll play it, and then suddenly one of the songs will have something you recognize and you'll think "huh, that kinda sounds familiar, where did I hear before? oh wait FRICK IT WAS IN A FRICKING HOMESTUCK FLASH" and once again you'll be possessed by the ghost of a dead webcomic.
                Or maybe it's not deltarune. Maybe some other internet guy will make something you like. Then you'll look up their previous work, and hey they did some undertale/deltarune fanwork before, and your brain makes the connection back to homestuck and you start to realize there's no escape.
                The only satisfaction you will ever get is the knowledge that the man responsible for all of this will never ever make anything successful in his life ever again, and all of the money he made from it is already gone, thrown into a black hole of debt that you hope he never escapes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've put properly into words a feeling that I couldn't describe and had no reason to but now I can and I hate it. Frick this stupid goddamn comic and its stupid goddamn wasted potential and my stupid goddamn moronic ass for hanging on to every UPDATE! notification a gorillion years ago. Frick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man it hurts how much you're right.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Let me frick you up a bit more. Toby Fox was making romhacks for Earthbound (or whichever it was) and for one of this romhacks he had created Megalovania (which is itself, iirc, a variation of one of original game's themes), that he had rewritten a bit for Homestuck, used parts of it for other Homestuck tracks, then he had rewrited it a bit more for Undertale.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I assure you everyone in this thread knows that. It's the most basic artists lore everyone knows.
                But that didn't contribute for the fact that HS turned to shit. There are 2 main reasons:
                >Hussie's dad dying
                Hussie took it very bad and mourned for many years after that
                >The fricking game kickstart
                Hussie allegedly got scammed BAD by another company that kept taking the kickstart money pretending to work on hiveswap while in reality they were doing something else entirely.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All of that did. But actual reason is an influx of tumblr users and cosplayers. Which are the direct result of the introduction of trolls. In the beginning there was at least some resemblance of slightly filtering programmers' terminology, some basic programming, which ended uo with the Virus code and since then it hadn't resurfaced again. At all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I assure you everyone in this thread knows that. It's the most basic artists lore everyone knows.
                But that didn't contribute for the fact that HS turned to shit. There are 2 main reasons:
                >Hussie's dad dying
                Hussie took it very bad and mourned for many years after that
                >The fricking game kickstart
                Hussie allegedly got scammed BAD by another company that kept taking the kickstart money pretending to work on hiveswap while in reality they were doing something else entirely.

                Now that i think of it, it is kind of ironic, that Virus, that "had doomed both universes" in lore, had, technically, doomed Homestuck itself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lawsuit happens
                >part of the settlement is an nda where nobody is allowed to say what happened
                >"leak" your version of the story that makes you completely innocent and the other company is legally not allowed to respond because of the nda
                hussie is such a huge piece of shit. what actually happened is that he made them work on act 7 with the justification that it'll be reused in the game, then failed to deliver a design document for fricking MONTHS, meaning they were unable to actually do any work at all because hussie was too busy jerking himself off to actually give them what they needed to start the project. eventually they told him to frick off and started making king's quest instead, which led to the lawsuit. hussie then had his cronies "leak" a version of the story where he dindu nuffin, and oh hey they aren't allowed to call him out on this because that was part of the settlement.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I fail to see how your version would be any worse. If anything it would depict him as a lazy leader.
                If your story is true (kinda hard to believe it with no source) it means the guys all they ahd to do was follow Hussie's plan and then all the fault eventually would rightfully have been on him. It was his money they were using after all. you don't start your own project with your boss money.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://blog.giovanh.com/blog/2021/01/14/more-on-the-hiveswap-odd-gentlemen-debacle/index.html
                and no, "just wait until you run out of money" is not a good plan, running a business doesn't work like that, because now you're out of money and have no other income because you've spent TWO YEARS in limbo and have no choice but to shut down. what they should've actually done is start making threats and the only thing they did wrong was being too nice when hussie kept missing the deadline for two entire fricking years straight.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know it isn't a good plan to wait running out of money. I just thougt of an hypotethical scenario that would have rightfully put the blame on Hussie.
                >the only thing they did wrong was being too nice
                no, they didn't have any right to use his money to make King's quest, so they deserve all the hate as much as that idiot Hussie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >his money
                Hussie was already most likely breaking contract by making them work on the comic (which is why their involvement was kept secret) and missing a deadline for 2 years, their only option at that point was to start suing or find a way to survive without paying for expensive lawyers, they had ZERO income and would've eventually had to shut down if hussie forced them put their entire business on hold for any longer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                toby is 99% likely to use penumbra phantasm as the final boss theme of deltarune and deliver the biggest frick you ever seen in media to andrew hussie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hussie is my definition of evil, the source of all my woes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man, frick you.
                You're completely correct, but frick you for it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well I can like a shortstacc terezi, She'll will always be lanky and boney in my eyes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in my eyes
      heh

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only good thing about AI is that it can slop out alchemized items on demand

    • 2 weeks ago
      sage

      you must be the least creative person on the planet to be impressed by that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but it's about the scale, you could do this with literally anything then run with it rather than putting in the time and energy to make shit up

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexualstuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >homostuck

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homestuck is still responsible for my most autistic art comm I've ever paid for. It kind of sucks because I really enjoy the picture but there's no way anyone can look at it and actually understand what the frick it is. It's autistic gibberish in a visual format.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you gonna share?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's one of those things where you need to wait for someone to take the social half-step to ask for it, because if you just show it off without anyone even bothering to ask you what you're blathering on about you'll be considered a socially inept toad. Anyways, it's pic related. It's Asuka and Rei from Evangelion if they got transformed into Petstuck trolls, which are vat-grown sapient anthro monkey pets in a Homestuck AU where the trolls are all little household pets. I got it comm'd because it became a bit of a running gag in my friend group after I asked my friend what they would do if Jeff Bezos gave them a pet monkey that could speak and would give valuable stock advice as repayment for running over his wife.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's Asuka and Rei from Evangelion if they got transformed into Petstuck trolls

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You must admit that it looks nice. I prefer Asuka, she gives me a much heavier monkey energy both in the show and in the fanart. Rei is far too composed for monkey-esque displays.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is tame in terms of fetish art. You're gonna have to do better than that if you want me to call you an autistic homosexual.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's kind of like slavery and petplay combined into one with a sfw chibi coat of paint.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fantastically autistic anon, truly a one of a kind.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they look like jade's manthro chaps

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think John can just phase through attacks like Logias in One Piece.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rose was the best, and in the end she was the worst

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I try not to think about homestuck unless it's aradia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aradia never did anything so is there really anything to think about? Just like Terezi, she basically exists only to serve the plot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Aradia never did anything
        Except finding ruins, orchestrating entire troll session, including prorotyping herself and the frog, and even extending her influence through various doomed timeline selves, which peaks in troll survival, then made it possible to send off the meteor from green sun to alpha session.
        Other than that - nothing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        isn't that literally what maids are for, they keep their aspect neat and orderly, so a maid of time indeed serves the plot, is devoted to ensuring the alpha timeline is followed properly and things are done when they need
        in a way, they "serve" their aspect, making sure to fill in for any deficiencies in it

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gallons to aranea.
    Buckets to vriska.
    liters to roxy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JUPITER'S ATMOSPHERES TO JANE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oceans to Rose.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tender Nepeta sex.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homestuck is shit, just read the Midnight Crew intermission instead. It's structured like a real story and not just random events spread around multiple points in history, pretending they mean anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it's soooooooo boring

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Homestuck is boring, yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stfu The Sufferer story was pure kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          forgot to say;
          what kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't get far enough to see it. Douvt it's worth it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is actually worth it to read an entire Homestuck. It is that its quality will keep falling, so in comparison it will be not as good as the beginning.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't regret reading all of homestuck at all

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unironic homestuck discussion on Ganker

    frick off zoom zooms. homestuck only had any relevance before the hiatus. go back to tumblr.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why must you hate like this.
      Let us hang on to our virgin teenage nostalgia.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hello newbie

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homestuck is boring, over-written trash that is the definitive example of how Sunk Cost Fallacy can warp your perception of the world. Teenagers who didn't catch on to the fact that Hussie would draw a single panel and write a mini-novella beneath it, were too dumb to realize how bad Homestuck is, and all Homestuck managed to accomplish, as a project, is that it generated more hate towards gays and homosexuals online.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My main complaint is that they did my boy dirty. He had all the potentials to become really someone but is forever stuck being a normal troll.
    apart from the timeline where he goes full revolutionary but it's still not good enough imho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of like that for him. I don't think he'd like to be a somebody.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karkat through running that virus, decision to troll humans during afterparty of trolls' session and ectobiological creation of Gamzee specifically is directly responsible for the entire Homestuck plot, what are you talking about?
      Okay, everything is responsible for everything because loop chaining causality, but still.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Ah, and giving a cancer to the human universe through decision to abandon the last frog.

        he's just so cool.

        baby lore question, what convinced him to spy on/troll the humans?
        He did spy on johns entire life and want to hatefrick him but who told him to check them out?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't it via Dave/Terezi time frickery and sending Terezi 4.13 billion grist or something in the past?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah yep there you go. it was terezi receiving the funny number.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Iirc after Jack jacking trolls' session either Sollux or someone else had found the way to connect to the human universe and that it exists specifically. Then, when learning, that Jack had came from that universe and is a result of humans' "frickup" with the prototyping the First Guardian with his superpowers, he had started to hate humans and during that several hours had started the campaign to troll them. Yes, all troll-human chat conversations since the very beginning had happened in a span of a few hours for trolls during that "afterparty".

            >but who told him to check them out?
            Sollux traced the origin session that the Sovereign Slayer came from, and Karkat decided to take out his anger at being denied the reward for winning the game at the kids, claiming them responsible.

            >what convinced him to spy on/troll the humans?
            His unrelenting rage about losing the game mere inches from absolute victory, after succesfully making work together a team of 11 ( + himself) players who somehow hates / loves each other during in their prime hormonal rage.
            I mean, I'd be pretty pissed of myself to be honest.

            Goddamn, all this convoluted lore bullshit was what made it so interesting to me. Now it's been reduced to west-coast slice of life.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >all this convoluted lore bullshit was what made it so interesting to me
              I share this feeling 100%
              >how the punchcards worked
              >how the worldbuilding worked
              >the fact that Skaia was basically a chessboard that became more complex the more people entered the game / prototyped their sprites
              >how the sprites worked
              >the ectobiology
              >the ancestors lore
              >the classpects
              >time travel shenanigans
              >Lil Cal
              >Lowblood trolls have more powerful telekinesis but live short lives
              >highblood trolls have less powerful telekinesis but live long lives
              >Derse and Prospit

              and so on and so on...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lore tl;dr: time-travelling evil, powerful and somewhat moronic frick from the future exploits the Game (which purpose is to create new universes) to become even more powerful, to frick up, to go back in time through convoluted means into "two universes ago" to orchestrate his own, fricks', creation, ascension to power, arriv to this universes and, ultimately, destruction of everything (last one unachieved), through manipulations of evolution of species and societies. Unfortunately, it also orchesteates his own frick-up (that will lead to convolutedness of time-travel method) and his potential ultimate demise (not shown, status unknown, last seen in a big showdown right before climax). And everything was predestinied anyway, because it is one huge clusterfrick of mutually-creating events and timeloops with some amount of other time paradoxes added on top.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >all this convoluted lore bullshit was what made it so interesting to me
              I found it boring and confusing to go through. Not even worth finishing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More like "boring because confusing". Just as you need to be able to "think with portals" on advanced level to read Problem Sleuth, you need to be able to think with self-sustaining branching timeloops to read Homestuck.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to do either. They are both dumb and only serve to overcomplicate what should be a simple, straightforward goal.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And this

                >t. Ace Dick

                is a reply for you too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Iirc after Jack jacking trolls' session either Sollux or someone else had found the way to connect to the human universe and that it exists specifically. Then, when learning, that Jack had came from that universe and is a result of humans' "frickup" with the prototyping the First Guardian with his superpowers, he had started to hate humans and during that several hours had started the campaign to troll them. Yes, all troll-human chat conversations since the very beginning had happened in a span of a few hours for trolls during that "afterparty".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but who told him to check them out?
          Sollux traced the origin session that the Sovereign Slayer came from, and Karkat decided to take out his anger at being denied the reward for winning the game at the kids, claiming them responsible.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what convinced him to spy on/troll the humans?
          His unrelenting rage about losing the game mere inches from absolute victory, after succesfully making work together a team of 11 ( + himself) players who somehow hates / loves each other during in their prime hormonal rage.
          I mean, I'd be pretty pissed of myself to be honest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karkat through running that virus, decision to troll humans during afterparty of trolls' session and ectobiological creation of Gamzee specifically is directly responsible for the entire Homestuck plot, what are you talking about?
      Okay, everything is responsible for everything because loop chaining causality, but still.

      Ah, and giving a cancer to the human universe through decision to abandon the last frog.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who ARADIA here

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homestuck Acts 1-4 were kino
    Trolls ruined it
    Act 5-2 had a couple redeeming moments (eg. CASCADE)
    Everything beyond that is irredeemable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, I'd argue that the introduction of the bubble afterlife was the point shit started breaking.
      Over-focus on doomed timelines that don't actually matter and other irrelevant melodrama sapped the momentum of the main story.
      Here are the key story milestones of Homestuck.
      > Beta kids introduced
      > Beta kids get into the game
      > Beta kids acclimatize to game
      > Bec noir is created
      > Beta kids initiate the scratch and flee the session
      > Bec noir infiltrates the Troll session
      > Trolls move to regroup with Beta kids at the new session
      > Alpha kids introduced
      > Alpha kids get into the game
      > Alpha kids acclimatize to game
      > Trolls and Beta kids arrive at Alpha session
      > Trolls, Alpha kids, and Beta kids meet.
      > Trolls, Alpha kids, and Beta work together to defeat antagonists.
      > Trolls, Alpha kids, and Beta kids complete session and enter the new universe.

      This is just the skeleton of the story. Obviously the meat of Homestuck is the interactions, intrigue, and worldbuilding, but ideally those details should actually matter in some way once factored into the grand scheme, at very least they should effect the growth of characters or have some meaning to the viewer that ties into the larger narrative. As much as I liked Caliborn/LE, what the core plot change in any significant way if his parts were removed? Why does Hussie need to exist as a character? What was the narrative contribution of Horrorstuck, or Trickster Mode, or the Midnight Crews siege of the Felt's compound, or the chase between the Becs, or GAMEOVER and the Retcon, or all those interactive sequences where you walk around and look at things?
      Now, all that stuff that barely matters, that's one thing. At least that stuff can be interesting/surprising/impactful on a meta level. The worst parts of homestuck are the boring bits, where characters vapidly blather on for pages and pages about stuff that won't matter, and is painfully boring - like scrolling through days of archived chatroom messages.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Intermission was literally that, an intermission. (until Hussie decided it wasn't)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >introduction of the bubble afterlife was the point shit started breaking.
        This was around the time I stopped reading completely. This, Calibornes introduction and the alpha trolls were too much for me.
        I became a staunch and vocal hater of Homestuck, Hussie and the fandom (the last of which I always hated, to be fair, tumblr cosplayers and all those weird blogs roleplaying as the trolls were always cringe) for the last 12 years.
        Funnily enough though I started re-reading Homestuck this year. The saddest part is that I still love it, the early shit is absolute kino and I am DREADING getting to the post Cascade shit again.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the early shit is absolute kino
          Yeah this is the general sentiment over it. Everything after the end of Act [5] (Cascade, as you said) is painful to read, because it transmits you that feeling that something isn't right, something is lacking.
          Hussie created a world with a complex intertwined interdimensional time-travel + lore + game mechanics that were good, made it work, only for it to go all to shit because of some choices he made OUTSIDE THE MAKING OF THE STORY THAT SHOULD NOT MATTER AT ALL. I'm still quite pissed by just thinking about it.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are gaystuck threads allowed here? go to Ganker you obnoxious fricks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true, we need more troony vivian threads

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I got BTFO so badly by Vivian that she makes me cry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker jannies are eternally asshurt and homosuck is Ganker related

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *vvalks into thread*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *wwalks*
          what is WRONG with you you FAT NASTY TRASH

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >uses double-wide "v" letters
            >calls soneone fat

            Hussie, where's my homie Sollux?

            Fricking Aradia inside the Green Black Hole.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      flash games

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Problem Sleuth was better
    Homosuck is overrated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HamSteak's highs were higher
      Lows were much, much lower

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >takes an entire chapter just to be able to open one new room
      >its only joke is that the object you were going to use isn't real
      >somehow there's 20+ chapters of this shit
      Even for a contrarian opinion, that's weak

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Ace Dick

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the longest time I kept seeing those gray gays everywhere back in the 000's until I finally learned where they came from. I tried actually reading the comic but there was so much fricking shit going on in the very first pages I simply gave up.
    It's been 20 years now and I'm going to guess that trying to read it again will bring the same result. Specially considering Flash is dead and the whole thing is in shambles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Download yourself The Unofficial Homestuck Collection (2.0.7), Homestuck Assets, alchemize them together and begin reading from Jailbreak, then Bard's Quest, than Problem Sleuth (try to understand world's topologic and logic - yes, both are there and both are consistent). Only then start reading Homestuck. This way it will be much easier to comprehend. All flash works.
      And for standalone swfs - outside of Homestuck, i mean - use standalone Adobe Flash Player.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is ao3 banned on Ganker?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not sure it's entirely banned on Ganker, there's a thread on /jp/ with an ao3 link in the OP for one
        might just be a Ganker thing

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just liked the trolls from a sci-fi perspective. I found their society and culture to be really interesting, and the 12 main trolls had some pretty fun and unique personalities. I had mixed feelings when the dancestors came out, because on the one hand I could tell many of them were intentionally made to be caricature parodies of the worst kinds of people on tumblr (which I appreciate), but on the other they still shat all over what was initially a really fun concept to me.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea what this thread is about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its about the sweet bro and hella jeff spinoff.
      Don't worry about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      run for your life and dont look back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use this

      Download yourself The Unofficial Homestuck Collection (2.0.7), Homestuck Assets, alchemize them together and begin reading from Jailbreak, then Bard's Quest, than Problem Sleuth (try to understand world's topologic and logic - yes, both are there and both are consistent). Only then start reading Homestuck. This way it will be much easier to comprehend. All flash works.
      And for standalone swfs - outside of Homestuck, i mean - use standalone Adobe Flash Player.

      instruction and join in. Don't listen to

      run for your life and dont look back

      , he just wants to keep all the pumpkins to himself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Homestuck fans have no idea how to get other people to get into the comic.

        Download yourself The Unofficial Homestuck Collection (2.0.7), Homestuck Assets, alchemize them together and begin reading from Jailbreak, then Bard's Quest, than Problem Sleuth (try to understand world's topologic and logic - yes, both are there and both are consistent). Only then start reading Homestuck. This way it will be much easier to comprehend. All flash works.
        And for standalone swfs - outside of Homestuck, i mean - use standalone Adobe Flash Player.

        this is written like a homework assignment. Not an invitation to check out something fun.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there are only two downloads listed in that post
          that said, everyone gatekept is another soul saved from this nonsense so if it filters you I think it's better this way

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this is written like a homework assignment. Not an invitation to check out something fun.
          t. Caliborn

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you had to be there man

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly what it feels like, yeah. I would have had the patience for it when it was...tenth the length that it is, maybe.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I would have had the patience for it when it was...tenth the length that it is, maybe.
              Ah, so you are just an adhd zoomer with no attention span. Being there wouldn't help you then.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've read the entirety of homestuck TWICE. You have no excuse.

                The story isn't engaging and I don't care for the characters. I can focus on a long comic, absolutely. This is not one of them however.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The story isn't engaging and I don't care for the characters.
                You even sound like you are actively coping.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How do I convince you that I'm not invested in what's happening?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why are you even in the thread bro.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To complain, mostly. I was going to do it to my friend who recommended the comic but I didn't want to sound like an butthole to someone I care about.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've read the entirety of homestuck TWICE. You have no excuse.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I read it in 2020 before flash died and I ended up getting sucked into the story

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WHY DO I HAVE TO START FROM THE BEGINNING
          >UGGHHHHH I DONT WANT TO DO FRICKEN HOMEWORK I WANT TO START IN THE MIDDLE

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, Eridan had started in the middle on various trolls - and look what middle had happened to him!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Eri Dan and Fre Nda is the best pairing!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.homestuck.com

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kids and fun.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >recommending homestuck to someone when you already know how it ends up
    This is like bugchasers intentionally giving people AIDS. All of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its fine.
      noone will reach the end in Modern Day anyway.
      Without the community, and the staggered releases it is endless and sterile

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its fine, modern medicine makes it easy to live with aids

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how'd you manage to read this shit with such poor reading comprehension.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Modern Day?
        I've stopped reading after meat and candy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, HE walked into the thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean most people say to read to act 6, everything past is indeed AIDS.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where do i check mine? is there a quizz somewhere?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes there's a quiz, you just have to use a search engine to find it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He can't. He hasn't retrieved his hands yet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's a bunch, idk which is the "correct" one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://homestuck.net/tools/classpect-quiz/
      I think this is what most people use. There's also an "official" one that tells you shit like your troll sign and if you're a derse or prospit dreamer but for some reason it doesn't assign a class.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically there's a quiz, but it's bullshit
      Just pick a combination that fits you based on what you know about classes/aspects

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used the extended zodiac for the aspect and then this one for the class which I have been told is the best one. https://www.quotev.com/quiz/10334889/Homestuck-Mythological-Class-Quiz
      I got

      Lord of Light

      so I might be a little biased towards this method.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imma be honest i don't mind john x terezi, it's just the principle of fricking every character over at the same time that sours it
      plus john is for lalonde threesome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karkat is for auspisticism with Dave through Kanaya being auspistice only! Battle between tables and dicks should go on forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You now remember the Karkat's speech in the bit when they were meeting their dancestor
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRsgnvZfAEQ
      I personally always had this voice as headcanon since I first heard it, it fits Karkat character quite well

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The baby is you is unironically the perfect voices.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always read him as Ronaldo from Steven Universe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Always has been way more rough in my head, he is very berating and annoying.
        There were few trolls that I imagine with nice voices (considering how they speak as well), maybe only Aradia.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am a moron, this is NOT the right video.
          for frick sake during the years it had poped up too much VAs I can't even find it anymore.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is the voice I wad talking about. Unfortunately I can't find the video i was talking about anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah this is my Karkat Voice Headcanon

        ?si=GPOf1f3NGo5bGBnP

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Always has been way more rough in my head, he is very berating and annoying.
          There were few trolls that I imagine with nice voices (considering how they speak as well), maybe only Aradia.

          >You now remember the Karkat's speech in the bit when they were meeting their dancestor
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRsgnvZfAEQ
          I personally always had this voice as headcanon since I first heard it, it fits Karkat character quite well

          There is only one set of proper voices.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never heard those before, but yeah as annoying as I expected.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hate it when women try to do a karkat voice, it just doesn't sit right.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cover Latino
            But Karkat is shitty here.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >quatro cuttlefish

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And one more with different voices.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is the only correct Karkat voice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my headcanon voice for karkat... is... my own voice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i never gave them headcanon voices but even though it's years later if i had to give him one it would be the STOP TALKING ABOUT AMONG US guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shipping nonsense is one of the two things that caused homosuck to get infested by tumblr and plummet in quality, the other being the trolls. It did lead to some absolutely nuts chicks who would frick your brains out become a part of the fandom though, so that's something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you talking about the Jade cosplayer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same, but this instead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >manipulative actual psychopath in a culture of ruthless murderers and sycophants
        >rediscovers her lost humanity when she starts trying to manipulate a plucky purehearted dweeb kid
        >they tragically never meet because her misdeeds come back to bite her
        >it's revealed a bit later on with their alt reality ghost selves that it actually would've worked out, too
        One of the kino-est ships I've seen in fiction, genuinely. The tragic degeneration of Andrew Hussie cannot be understated

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When does it get good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you finally get that sloppy toppy from a terezi cosplayer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean you're not wrong but that's not really what I meant

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None of us are Toby Fox. That'll never happen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it just does ok

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I ever start reading this in 2024?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why read anything? It's amazing and like nothing else, up to a point. Just stop at cascade and you'll have had a great experience. That's what I did.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homestuck taught me that good music can elevate any animation to an incredible degree
    which has left me seething because i cannot do music, i cannot understand a medium that is not visual, and i will not ever work with others. all the animations i make will fail to live up to their potential because every single one would be improved by adding a killer soundtrack that i can't make.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Embrace ironic jpeg artifacts, become Dave.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Realest post today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still have, to this day, the entire Homestuck discography on my phone that I still listen from time to time. Atomic bonsai goes too hard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you heard the Aggrieve mix?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's more of two songs put on top of each other, meh, not a fan of those types

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its really good music

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i know the feeling, man
      i know people who turn the music off in everything and i'm convinced they're actual psychopaths, like they'd have bodies in the yard like that one crematorium that had 300 bodies just all dumped in shipping containers and a duck pond and shit and was giving the families boxes of concrete powder

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this shit over yet? I refuse to read/watch anything that isn't complete.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter, just stop as cascade and pretend it ends there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is over. There are official fanfics, but they don't count officially, even in their official names.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been over since 2016.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes its complete.
      >Buh HS^2, Buh epilogues, blah blah, blah
      Doesn't count.
      Will never count.
      As far as I am concerned nothing beyond John touching the forbidden doorknob is canon.
      I don't give a frick what Hussie says, Hussie is a brainrotten, debt-drowned husk of his former self!

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aradia defined what kind of women tickled my pickle for the next 11 years

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, troll sex discussion time.
    Troll homeland had this drones, who were collecting troll cum in pales (and killed cumless on Alternia).
    Batterwitch had created robodrones (violent) for Earth, but no more robodrones.
    Collective troll cum is required for trolls to procreate.
    Kanaya had successfully restored troll race in universe C.
    Question: if normal drones had ceased to exist and robodrones were, seemingly, destroyed, who collects troll cum in universe C? Is it trolls themselves? Is it shameful? I can't imagine normal troll happily skipping with pales of hate/love GENETIC MATERIAL to the nearest spermbank/mothergrub, let alone passing them to another troll.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karkat is, technically, Knight of Blood, directly responsible for bloodlines and race survival along Kanaya, so...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do we have any info on how the pre-scratch trolls reproduced? Cuz w/o the condesce they wouldn't need robot drones. Maybe they voluntarily went to the mother grub?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering, that they end up being tumblr homosexuals, bawds and other unusual characters, they might. But i assume, that there were drones, but without kill-the-nofap mode. Or that Alternia variation is actually more corrrct, as English-Caliborn and Dr. Scratch could intentionally frick up Beforus into pussies to get fully controllable (no pun intended, i swear) normal battle trolls with all their battle specs enchanced.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick does a page even DO?
    and what does it mean to be a void page? do i just do nothing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Page, potentially, becomes overpowered in a very late game, think Kayle or Nasus from League of Legends. Unfortunately, because he sucks until late game, he tries to survive, to level himself up asap and to wait for his powers to manifest. Page of void in late game can, supposedly, make a giant void zone and just kill everything with this. But, unless you are in late game, you are useless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Page, potentially, becomes overpowered in a very late game, think Kayle or Nasus from League of Legends. Unfortunately, because he sucks until late game, he tries to survive, to level himself up asap and to wait for his powers to manifest. Page of void in late game can, supposedly, make a giant void zone and just kill everything with this. But, unless you are in late game, you are useless.

      An example of a succesfull page is Jake from alpha kids. In the end he just spawns superfield of Hope, that just recks everything and also summons cool dragons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was a lot more powerful than the average page would've been, because page is the class of potential and hope is the aspect of potential, so the combination of both was a level of power that was fricking unstoppable by literally anything, even lord english.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're a weak shit with no useful skills whose power is fading into irrelevancy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pages refine their aspect, refine things through their aspect, and are refined by their aspect.

      A Void page is refined by nothing.
      This could be interpreted one of two ways:
      A) There is nothing that can improve you. You will never get better than you are right now.
      B) Just sit around doing shit all for 1000 chapters, then swagger onto stage like the overpowered Deus Ex Machina that you are and inexplicably piledrive the primary antagonist into the planet's bedrock.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Only two
        You are like little baby. Watch this.
        >Improved by exposure to nothing - "nothing" being some form of true void rather than just sitting around in your house doing nothing
        >Improved by becoming nothing - your existence is a detriment to the very universe and "you" (the space you occupy) will be better off as nothing
        >Improved by embracing nothing - you have to achieve enlightenment to improve or some philosophical bullshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Only two
        You are like little baby. Watch this.
        >Improved by exposure to nothing - "nothing" being some form of true void rather than just sitting around in your house doing nothing
        >Improved by becoming nothing - your existence is a detriment to the very universe and "you" (the space you occupy) will be better off as nothing
        >Improved by embracing nothing - you have to achieve enlightenment to improve or some philosophical bullshit

        Or they suffer insufferable anti-climaxes in life/game that lead them to a sort of buddha-hood.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In a perfect world..

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the horrorterrors are NOT your friends

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never got past the part where dave strider was introduced and 13 years later i'm assuming i don't want to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't. There's no need to be digging up corpses.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok
        i do love sbahj though

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that Sburb becomes irrelevant outside of the universe stuff. Shit like the glitch FAQ and Sburb done quick are some of my favorite pieces of fanmade content because of how lacking the "Real Sburb" is. It's such an interesting concept but it gets turned into less than a plot device

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And yet the ultimate culmination of everything, Act 7, is the winning of Sburb. It's absolute whiplash how it had utterly ceased to matter, but it took up half the grand finale.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >huge isekai fad in manga
      >none of them feature actually interesting game settings
      I think I'm going to go back to reading fan adventures. It's less of a waste of my time than fricking around with manga trash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      recently noticed that sburb done quick surpassed a discussion on the meteor in favourites, looks like it's not all that bad

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CAPTCHA: HSG02

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Y'know from the outside looking in it feels less like I dodged a bullet and more like I dodged a nuke by not getting into Homestuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Third worst ending of all time. But it feels even worse because of how much of a living phenomenon it was. Something that could not be replicated, never seen before or since.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was without question, the greatest travesty in fiction purposely sabotaged by the author. It's an example against creator-owned productions because guess what, sometimes creators are insane.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hugs with Aranea

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Gamzee freak out and go on a murderous rampage again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No weedpie and the voices won

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he stopped eating the sopor slime which calms him down.
      He is the Bard of Rage. Bards "allow the destruction" or "invite destruction through". By nibbling at sopor slime he allowed the destruction of his rage. He later put a pause on it, allowing his rage to bubble back up, and promptly goes on a rage fueled killing spree.
      Simple fact is, purplebloods are SUPPOSED to be in murderous rampage mode. They are the apex land dweller and the trolls most likely to kill for no reason. Gamzee was just a little bit extra for suppressing it his whole life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He spoke to Dave and found out his religion was a joke, also no sopor slime, not to mention lil cal's influence.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goodbye, frens

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cadence and Cascade kept a man named Jade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm STILL mad about what degeneracy was inflicted upon her
      can a man not have his ditzy big titty dog girl in peace?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What degen? What did they do to Jade?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she has a
          dog
          dick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shame next to no one draws or commissions HS porn anymore.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's still a good amount.
          ... of dogdick Jade, that is. Because that's all that's left for this fanbase. Jade's massive knotted radioactive glowing green canine phallus.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the one video I miss was some tumblr prostitute dressed as jade in shimapan striped panties pissing herself it was so hot. I can't find it again.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I read Homestuck or am I going to get upset? I remember reading a good bit of it back in like 2009 but just never started following it. I like the art.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't expect a satisfying ending

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are essentially asking if you should eat a rotten sandwich that has already been put in the trash years ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my favourite form of media...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Duff Garden.....Horraaaaaa!!!!!

          *car horn*

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            honk :o)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL read Homestuck
      You WILL get upset about it

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anywhere I can read the whole thing without needing fricking flash?
    Ideally offline so I can just take it on my tablet while having my coffee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look no further

      Download yourself The Unofficial Homestuck Collection (2.0.7), Homestuck Assets, alchemize them together and begin reading from Jailbreak, then Bard's Quest, than Problem Sleuth (try to understand world's topologic and logic - yes, both are there and both are consistent). Only then start reading Homestuck. This way it will be much easier to comprehend. All flash works.
      And for standalone swfs - outside of Homestuck, i mean - use standalone Adobe Flash Player.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone summarise what the frick happened after the ending? did hussie hand the reins over to the worst tumblr fanfiction writers or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that is exactly what happened

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but ALSO he had some edicts for them to make everything worse.
      The short version is that Jade Harley has a dog dick. Nothing more needs be said. It encapsulates everything wrong with beyond canon swiftly and briefly. You don't even need to know more! It's a storyline critical element.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well wait no hold on. he also needs to know that she cucked kanaya by knotting rose and naming their daughter Yiffy.

        it's crucial to the timeline that he is aware of these facts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yiffany Longstocking. Not just Yiffy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yiffany Longstocking. Not just Yiffy.

          Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley, even though her mother served absolutely no role in her life beyond giving birth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does it all take place in the afterlife through the door?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The door is to the new Bilious Slick, not the afterlife. The afterlife is horrorterrors.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He handed the reins over to the worst tumblr fanfiction writers long before the comic ended, anon.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this thread was made 10 years ago, all you Black folk would be permabanned.
    How is this video games. Do your fricking job jannie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONE OUT OF THE 800 THREADS ON THE CATALOG ARE OFFTOPIC AND I CLICKED ON IT ANYWAY
      fricking cry about it. oh wait you already are lol

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hussie, where's my homie Sollux?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New thread

    [...]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick are you doing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trying to get the Janitors attention by spamming homestuck threads.
        Once they notice a trend of disruptive behavior, they tighten their moderation for a while - and since Homestuck is only nebulously Ganker related I assume that the hope is to incite an indiscriminate purge.
        Pretty common tactic of people irrationally opposed to certain topics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no, anon is moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you fricking moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. Threads last to 500 on Ganker you stupid frick.
      2. We're only supposed to enjoy one thread a month or so. Don't even think about trying to sneak a stealth general.
      3. have a nice day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We found the minor here.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god i miss when fat rose was the go-to headcanon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those were innocent times...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they were better times, and left me with a lifelong need for a pale, snarky, doughy, purple-prose-speaking sabrina looking wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, there is a somewhat theme-specific place on the internet, where at least one discussion of your headcanon exists perpetually. No, it is not on this site. As much as i would enjoy this, i would go for this thing to that place.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no there fricking isn't there's like one art dump thread that gets revived once every three months when someone posts something mspa-related that's new

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NONE of the boards even have an MSPA thread anymore you son of a b***h.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the porn boards do but they're patrolled to make sure the discussion doesn't drift to homestuck itself as opposed to porn of it

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gays posting a homosuck thread on Ganker
    Wrong board

    [...]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true, we need more troony vivian threads

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We need threads about VIDEOGAMES

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't get the beta
          lol too bad so sa

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dumbass should've spent less time shitposting and more time prototyping.
            Genuinely feel sorry for your client player.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Delete your post until it woild create an influx of unwanted elements to that place. But yes, there are many places.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, but only 'cause you asked. Not sure what unwanted elements you're afraid of on a site already filled with leeches, ugly wife posters, and schizos.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you. Leeches are, actually, potential backups.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See this

        NONE of the boards even have an MSPA thread anymore you son of a b***h.

        anon? That is why you don't.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He isn't wrong, there's nothing relevant anymore at /alt, /drawn or even /furries. Are you having a schizomeltie?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe we are talking about different places.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm talking about the site in the post you wanted deleted, you donut.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then you are blind, lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not an argument for things that exist only in your head

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's no MSPA or HS thread, bud. Feel free to prove otherwise or keep trying to gatekeep a 15 year old half dead image board or whatever you're doing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unwanted elements
      sorry anon, but it looks like that site is made for me and my DICK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just behave yourself and keep providing a proper protection to links.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bababooey Funny cat Funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got clowned, then Birdaved.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the deal? Why is this here? New game or something?
    I dunno anything about homestuck outside of drawing some requests of that one catgirl in comically small bikinis.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stealth homestuck threads to grieve are part of board culture ever since nazimod banned it from Ganker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Homestuck threads are not allowed anywhere outside of /aco/, spare the occasions when a new official comic update (of Ganker) or a game release/update (for Ganker).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Homestuck^2 is back again but we can't have general threads in Ganker still. We can still have them but ONLY when an Update Drops.
      Mods and Jannies seem to be chill with us for awhile but we try not to push it out of respect. We do talk about the games and shit to keep it ontopic for Ganker.

      overall we chilling and reliving old days.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We do talk about the games
        Is there even anything to talk about? I don't think they're doing any more VNs and the point and click series is basically dead

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is a troony making a proper Sburb simulator, if you care.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >troon
            If I were ever interested, I am no longer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's also this project that I've tried. It's somewhat promising.

              ?si=YI-UzZWD1CXM7U16

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >health vial
                >it's not gel-based
                one job

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            another one? what happened with that "genesis peoject" one or whatever? the one with multiplayer on steam

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dead in the water.
              Last 'update' (read: hotfix) was months ago.
              Last meaningful update was the fashion one.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                damb, that's sad
                I miss back when we had overseer project threads, shit was chaotic fun
                could alchemize tons of sbahj garbaje, sendify to another poor bastard's house and he couldn't do jack shit about it since he didn't have the artifact grist required to delete the stuff (it has negative cost)

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that meme with Knuckles getting it now about blacks, dsrkskins, Black folk, but with Gamzee during ICP breakdown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting your holy religion reduced to two homies in a row. No wonder he went full muslim on human world.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last for eri

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry Ganker is even slower than that

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last panel that Jade was ever a girl
    I hate all this damn fetish stuff since they've got the bottom of the barrel trash writing now. Dirk's new race is definitely gonna be some furry thing

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember that everytime we had classpect discussions, a lot of anons would get page of void, is there something with that? or does this site just attract that kind of people?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >does something about Ganker attract personality-less autists
      It is a mystery to all.
      Mage of Void btw.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're not much better, you know?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the result of picking all of the passive and introverted options.
      To be honest, I haven't seen a single classpect quiz that was laughably asinine.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is just a reminder that KGTAC is updating again.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but what was everyones pesterchum handle.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Joey

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CAN ANY OF YOU moronic GIGA KEKS TELL ME WHAT THE FRICK IS SO APPEALING ABOUT HOMECHUD?

    IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE A BUNCH OF 4th WALL BREAK SHENANIGANS UNDERTALE ESQUE BS WITH OVERLY SENTIMENTAL NARRATIVE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's dangerous to go moronic, take this

      Download yourself The Unofficial Homestuck Collection (2.0.7), Homestuck Assets, alchemize them together and begin reading from Jailbreak, then Bard's Quest, than Problem Sleuth (try to understand world's topologic and logic - yes, both are there and both are consistent). Only then start reading Homestuck. This way it will be much easier to comprehend. All flash works.
      And for standalone swfs - outside of Homestuck, i mean - use standalone Adobe Flash Player.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but it's actually good because it was based on the wild west the internet used to be

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >overly sentimental narrative
      literally no such thing, in fact losing the sentiment is what killed it, frick off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OVERLY SENTIMENTAL NARRATIVE
      It doesn't have that, in fact, it was much better when it was meanspirited, which it loses in act 6 (except the Caliborn parts which are fricking hilarious and read like a series of underage weeb-Trump tweets)

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, hope for the Prince of Hope to destroy!

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy that somehow Homestuck threads can only exist on Ganker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Off-topic threads are the most on-topic

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped reading forever shortly after cascade came out. I know basically nothing about the series or community since then.
    Was this a good decision Y/N?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but yoi still can descend into madness. It will be painful, but it is worth it. Just don't go on any sequels and other "dubiously canon" official fanfics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. You've been spared from the pains and horrors that came after it. Please stay this way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, yes, there is [S]: Collide, that transfers into another one, that transfers into an epilogue.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bababooey ending

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over for us isn't it bros

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last one for spicy Latina Troll

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    undertale is just homosuck but good
    there I said it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not really

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