WTF HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT.

WTF HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    read your map moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see the broken tube earlier in the game, moron.

      How was I supposed to know I should let this enemy alive so it would break the sand wall if there wasn't anything like that before in the game? The enemy is right in front of the player as soon as he enters the room, it doesn't make sense not to shoot and wait like 10 seconds to see what it is going to do. I don't think the tube is a problem since you have those plataforms that make it obvious that you would go up or down there sometime, but I did get stuck in the sand wall and had to look it up. I didn't even think of not killing the enemy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >unique enemy never seen anywhere else
        >unique block never seen anywhere else
        >2 and 2 together is...?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You kind of have a point, but I never had to do anything with enemies besides killing them, the game should have made it somewhat clear that they destroyed sand blocks. The enemy is right in front of the player when he walks in and kinda far away from the blocks, its not that intuitive. I honestly thought I needed an upgrade to go through the sand.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I never had to do anything with enemies besides killing them

            You have to freeze some enemies to use as platforms. Others can be hooked onto with the grapple beam. Then there's the fireflies which you go out of your way *not* to kill because if you kill too many of them the room goes pitch black.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Exploration moron. Try things, smart people like that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My problem is that when I play Metroid, I want to sneak around and conserve ammo like it's Resident Evil, not dash through spamming fire and shitting bombs like an autist.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >My problem is that when I play Metroid, I want to play the game wrong
            Then stop.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >sneak around and conserve ammo like it's Resident Evil
            What in the frick? Why the hell would you ever do that?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They might be brain damaged

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Playing the game normally is autistic but trying to forcefully play the game in a way that isn't normal isn't autistic
            Just stop, you're making it worse for yourself the more you talk.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do you also not want to be on an alien planet? While you're asking for stupid shit?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >My problem is that when I play Metroid, I want to sneak around
            I think I found the target audience for the shitty EMMI sections in Dread where they try to make you do slow underwater stealth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day
        >captcha on288

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    see the broken tube earlier in the game, moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but theres no indicator to use your powerbomb.
      bad game design! bad game design!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many times have you made this thread?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gamer intuition

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically this meme helped me finish Metroid Dread since the same thing happens.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do you somehow not get the urge to shatter any glass you come across in a video game?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    t. Jaffe

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is it wither super metroid and filtering casuals
    Dark Souls wasn't this bad

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the commercial when it came out originally

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know, that one didn't get me.
    But this one sure as frick did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You got filtered by the B button?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't notice that you start moving much faster than usual when holding the button? You can try and make excuses but it isn't going to make people think you aren't dumb.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >press the button
            >nothing happens
            >never press it again
            You go around Hyrule holding L and R in ALttP like a jackass just to see if something ever happens too or what?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine being this moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument, b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was stuck when I played this on an emulator.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        baste

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, at least you're not as moronic as the guy in the Harmony of Dissonance thread in Ganker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thread?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is true pleb filter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That brings back so many repressed memories. Dropped a lot of runs there because my dumbass kid brain couldn't into timing.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched some blind lets plays and pretty much everyone figures it out. The most important part is that there's a one-way exit from Maridia that dumps you out right beside this tube. The only other way back into Maridia is the opposite side of the whole map. Most people start spamming every attack they have out of desperation and it ends up working.

    Also, they show you how to break it in the demo gameplay that plays automatically if you don't press anything on the title screen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, the fact that they literally show it to you on the demo tells you that they know they fricked up. It should have had some enemies running around, or they should have placed the other broken tube that's somewhere else right next to it so it's more clear what you have to do.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer detected.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah there's a map hint, but it's also a glass tube and I think the designers never thought 2000s autism would rise to the level of obliviousness where you wouldn't try to smash a glass tube be setting off a giant bomb inside of it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    “This is bad game design” says the extremely low IQ and unemployed PS2 era developer. Seriously watching his videos is brutal. I’m guessing the marijuana fricked with his brain or perhaps he was always really low IQ

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only actual bullshit thing in Super Metroid is that fake wall in lower Norfair that appears solid with the X ray scope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was subtly hinted at with the dragon cave mouth a couple of screens below that led to an energy tank, to show that that room wasn't what it seemed, but I still agree that it was bullshit.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    these... are bad game design

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