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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s nothing funny about fraud.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a triple homosexual, but I'm rooting for you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm rooting for copypasta that will never have any impact on anyone
        Come on now.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This right here is why. Now go back

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you MUST like the copypasta!
            Not Ganker culture.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ganker culture
              You should still go back

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't go back to a site I've never visited. You'll just have to find someone else to give downvotes to.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >first thing that comes to mind when thinking of other websites is reddit

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just going to have to find someone else to circlejerk with, little buddy.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ratman's schizophrenic rambling tho
    "THE SHIP'S STOLEN!"

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fine game. Portal 2 is alright too, if bloated.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    rumor has it he still posts in the corners of long archived threads

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want a Rattmann horror spinoff

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honeslty, if they were to ever revisit, ratman should be the main character

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it would be cool if it was a much more action oriented spinoff where you use the portal gun for platforming and combat
          it could also have some stealth sections too, especially in the early game before glados notices you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        chell has to make it through the test chambers as fast as possible while ratman tries to catch and rape her

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    chell sexo

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw realizing valve will never make anything this affecting again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I stop myself from finishing chamber 10 just to let this play for the whole duration, probably among the top 10 vidya songs ever made

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Stop What You Are Doing, the most Half-Life track in the soundtrack

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stop what are you doing. You're not supposed to be here, you know. You're not even going the right way.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I loved hearing her gaslight

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that some people at valve have what they think is a great idea for portal 3 and the only reason they havent started yet is because other projects are being worked on right now
    source: i dont remember and i dont care enough to look it up 🙂

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here’s a better rumor I can recall. It got leaked from their code or something four projects they were currently working on
      >half life sequel
      >spin off strategy half life game
      >portal game with the main mechanic being a gel gun
      >something with DOTA

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >portal game with the main mechanic being a gel gun
        Isn’t that what Aperture Tag is?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Portal game where you play as cave johnson's clone in a training facility run by AI cave to become the new cave, but he reveals near the end he was just going to harvest your brain to use as a processor to keep himself alive.

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