Wtf is this guy's problem?

Wtf is this guy's problem?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a mentally ill homosexual

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally a woman model slapped on with "troony" plot and woke morons will eat it up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats, not a woman...anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know, but knowing cdpr, the lazy fricks slapped on a real woman model and not a man one, just like how the children are down scaled version of adults

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >troony was a woman all along

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Trannies will never pass, neo

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I refused to go after the dude he wanted to murder, he threw such a hissy fit, I thought he'd kill himself

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only troony I would frick

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >agree to race
    >explicitly say I won't sabotage the race for his troony revenge plot
    >he agrees to this
    >be racing
    >"sabotage the race for my troony revenge plot!"
    >ignore the sperg and win the race
    >troony kills himself
    Another win

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually sabotaged the race and cornered the guy, turns out he was innocent and troony's husband just died in a racing accident the guy was involved in, tell troony not to kill him, he kills him anyway. F9

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't though, just throws another hissy fit. Then the non troony guy gives you his car. Technically the best outcome. Probably.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The hell, he shot the guy point black on my playthrough

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't though, just throws another hissy fit. Then the non troony guy gives you his car. Technically the best outcome. Probably.

        The hell, he shot the guy point black on my playthrough

        Because it depends on what you tell Claire at the end of the prior race.
        If you say you'll help and then go back on your word then the guy gets shot. If you don't make that promise then Claire will back down.
        Action and reaction.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, imagine ever telling the troony you'll murder a guy for him. No wonder I never saw it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shit, should really watch what I say to the mentally ill

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit you're still defending this dumpster fire of a game dude get a life

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's funny is if this guy had just properly hired me to kill someone, or even just to get him close enough to pull the trigger himself, I would have done it

      HE WORKS IN THE FRICKING BAR OF MERCENARY ASSASSINS. THERE WAS NO REASON TO TRY AND MANIPULATE ME.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >year 2077
    >you can do with your body whatever you want
    >can play as a dickgirl and literally no one gives a shit
    >"oh you so brave you came out as trans, stay strong girl"
    It was so out of place

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah this is why this shit doesn't make sense. you can't simultaneously have a society where gender means nothing due to body mods and shit but then still have a 'powerful' moment where a character comes out as trans. those two ideas are fundamentally incompatible

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >those two ideas are fundamentally incompatible
        like a man being a woman?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i never did the racing side quest, is the bartender really a man or is this just memes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As if troony flag on his car wasn't enough, the writers spell it out for the player

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick and here I was thinking Claire was hot. Now I’m the homosexual. FRICK CDPR.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'd frick that.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't fear trannies, I fetishize them as frickable pieces of meat.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is realistic than in the future some people wants to change gender not using machine-shit.
    Im sure some women will want to give birth the old way instead of using moder-methods.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bet his husband was a janitor

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Troon road raging over their gay partner crashing in a race where people routinely crash and die

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looks nowhere near as cute as /mygal/ Daisy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i once watched a movie of this one and got hard looking at her getting pounded while her dick was hard as frick

        i imagined myself as the guy fricking her in the ass, am i gay now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no, since he passes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i did enjoy looking at her hard duck, she was clearly enjoying taking a wiener

            [...]
            you are both homosexuals, any time you see some penetration that isn't veganal you're being a homosexual. pegging is gay, anal is gay, rimming is gay. The vegana was the only hole meant for sex and anything else is an affront to all that is good in the world.

            >you are both homosexuals
            i like women though
            >any time you see some penetration that isn't veganal
            a female sucking a dick is hot as frick though

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >a female sucking a dick is hot as frick though
              maybe if you're a circumcised gay and the only thing that can get you off is lips, a tongue and teeth directly touching your wiener. I'm not a member of the goyim or a israelite, I am intact and veganal sex is perfect. Oral is overstimulation.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                wow imagine having such a shitty penis

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >oral is overstimulation
                get a load of this premature ejaculator

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even cum prematurely, my dick just stops being hard. Never been a problem tho, I stay hard through everything else I just don't like blowies.

                wow imagine having such a shitty penis

                stay mad israelitelet, my penis works great. 30mins plus with even the tightest girl I've fricked, and she was passing out towards the end.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                imagine having a dick so messed up you cant even enjoy the absolute, unequivocal purity of receiving good head. sounds like cope to me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >30mins plus with even the tightest girl I've fricked, and she was passing out towards the end.
                Why do you talk like you never had sex? That sounds fricking awful.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >30 minutes of boring sex
                what a great job anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ???? bro please take your meds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This sounds like a 14 year old who want to brag and gatekeep his sexual experience with his friends to sound cool but everybody knows he never saw a pussy in his entire life

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no, since he passes

          you are both homosexuals, any time you see some penetration that isn't veganal you're being a homosexual. pegging is gay, anal is gay, rimming is gay. The vegana was the only hole meant for sex and anything else is an affront to all that is good in the world.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Am I remembering wrong? I was under the impression that she was a woman, but she was married to a troony.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you do the racing side quests?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I spared the dude to get the Cthulu car or whatever.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you have a probem moron

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're the same schizo who thinks that choosing not to complete a mission is a valid outcome and pretends that this delusion means the game has a lot of choices to make. You're fricking moronic and insane. You keep posting these threads then starting arguments with yourself in them so that you can repeat the same moronic MUH CHOICE arguments. Seek help.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mentally ill, anger issues

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the superfuture
    >trannies still can't pass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is that they CAN pass, though. But making some idyllic future where you can be whatever gender you want at will and it's not actually some dark ages-tier surgery your body tries to reject if you don't shove a rod up it isn't "relatable" to actual trannies

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile in the cp anime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THIRD BOOBA??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks like an adult to me

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what are you doing he's getting away
    >help me commit murder you frick
    >autistic noises
    *door SLAM*
    >you fricked up the murder I wanted to commit
    >you were supposed to just help me commit a murder even though you said no
    I shot this worthless c**t in the head the moment the mission completed. Clearly some idiot dev's author insert.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You can transition now by looking at the mirror since last update as well.
    Transphobes seething.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally a female character model but they slapped the troony shit onto her story. Just like how Judy is supposedly a lesbian but she has animations and dialogue for male romance fully finished in the games files. Cdpr are just looking for brownie points.

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