Wtf is this shit.

Wtf is this shit.

I got the Ocarina. I became human again. I went exploring the swamps and explored every fricking inch and suddenly I'm fricking stuck??

I can't heal the fricking witch in the swamp even tough her sister is 2 rooms nearby and she doesn't help either.

Don't tell me I have to do 10 random side quests (which are only available at specific times) to progress in the story.

All I fricking want is finish the main fricking story. I don't get side and npc quests but when 90% of the entire fricking game consists of it, it becomes pathetic.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate side- and NPC quests.*

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    too much surrealism for a toddler?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who talks about the fricking atmosphere? The gameplay is shit and too vague.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you talk to the witch in the shop after talking to the witch in the woods?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, she should have given you a bottle with a potion in it to give to her sister. Maybe I'm not remembering the exact order or events.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          even if she didn't surely you could just buy a red potion and it will have the same effect. I imagine it's more OP pretending to be moronic to start a thread

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't have any bottles.

            If the game is so fricking opaque and shit before you even finished the first dungeon, it's a shit game.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Would you even have an empty bottle by that point though?
            If OP's being sincere, maybe he tried talking with the deku mask on, where she just dismisses you.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't even need to be in the shop. Literally you go back to the unhurt sister after speaking to the crippled one. The crippled one even tells you to get a potion for her from her sister.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally did that and she didn't give me anything.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          were you wearing deku because you have to be human for it to work
          just give her a red potion it's literally that easy I don't know how it's possible to frick it up

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be better

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got to the great bay temple before i learnt english by trial and error. ´The fact that you understand language should help you figure things out OP

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you literally have downs?

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    you don't deserve a game like this its impossible for your feeble mind to comprehend its beauty and intricacy. You play it to finish it rather than take it all in.

    Stick to western games normalgay

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      this but unironically. i remember buying this at launch as a ~12-year-old and being absolutely mesmerized by the magical atmosphere

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    ESL zoomer thread

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