Wtf this game was actually very good

Wtf this game was actually very good

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wtf glad you like it kid

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you will never be a real wizard

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Wtf this game was actually very good

    "No!"

    This is the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

    Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

    >a-at least the books were good though

    "No!"

    The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

    I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >litgay thinks he's clever
      not interested in discussing realism in a game with magic hats and spells. this is a game for children. its like trying to discuss nuance in star wars lmao you just look moronic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker steals pasta from Ganker again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Quinton truly was the biggest moron that this site produced.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
      Reminder that this is completely made up.
      Just find a pdf of the book and ctrl+f "stretch"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >double dipping the “no!”
      Shameful. You have failed me, completely and utterly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off with this pasta, homosexual. This thread is about the games, not the movies and not the books.
      >Atlas Shrugged is God tier
      >LOTR is shit tier
      I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know you had a mental moronation.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >actual wall of text
      cope and seethe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >adding a second "No!"
      you have brought shame upon the good name of all "No!" posters everywhere

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love this game so much. shame I got filtered when I got to the Transmutation class section - have no idea how to get passed it still.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah they were great and very soulful. I liked the collectibles and the beginning level at rons house

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FLIIIIPENDO

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember enjoying the first two or three games, and then the fourth one was hot garbage and the series died. Oh well.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I really enjoyed it, the map felt very large (plus the other "stages" like Diagon Alley etc) and I likely never figured out all the easter eggs and shortcuts.

    Sneaking about Hogwarts at night, flying around with your broomstick and landing on random high roofs and stuff

    Loading times were a pain on PS2 I remember, but it was worth it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Console versions were different games from the PC one in OP. But yeah, they were all cool with their own unique stuff

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning xirs

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes anon. It was made in the golden age of vidya and licensed IP's.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The ghosts scared me shittles, I barely could play it

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His name is Quentin and he fought against weedposters is what he did! He was a great Ganker poster! And in this board, Quentin is a hero! End of story!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ayy tone, are you seein’ another underrage girl?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    F L I P E N D O
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  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you collect enough good wizard points to win a visit to the Bonus Bean Room

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game was the peak of sovl.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could replay it but I can't get the gaming running on Linux. The launcher is broken and I don't know how to bypass it.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FLIPENDO
    FLIPENDO
    FLIP?
    ENDO!

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