Xbox Games Showcase and Starfield Direct will be screened at select theaters

>Xbox Games Showcase and Starfield Direct will be screened at select theaters with Fathom Events, along with a $10 credit for snacks (free tickets). First come first serve, tickets available on June 2nd.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine PAYING MONEY to watch an event with 90% fluff talk

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it literally says it's free, eslBlack person

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing is free if you have to suck phil's wiener at the entrance

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't just free, they are giving you 10 bucks for snacks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah imagine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normies don't have to imagine that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are giving your free food to watch it

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine they are that confident about it.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody will watch this. Phil already accepted defeat and Xbox has no players.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait till Beth shits on the bed on Starfield.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could be fun with friends

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw you see Todd in IMAX

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S GOOOOOOO

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >after the playstation flop show, ms is so confident on their show they invite you to watch it in theaters
    It's going to be a banger this year

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've been confident for the past 10 years and each show has gotten worse and worse.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >having to pay people to watch your event
    pajeets are getting desperate

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They know the Starfield full showcase is going to be a generational moment akin to the moon landing. They know people will want to see in theaters.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd do it but its not in Aus. Drawback would be missing the moronic threads we have here live.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bring your phone

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have they done this before? If they’re doing this I assume this showcase is going to be killer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've done "fanfest gatherings" before but this is their first time doing theater presentations

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay but what fricking theaters, whats the point if i cant see it near me

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for Starfield to shit the bed so hard MS breaks down.

    t. Snoy

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm ready to kneel.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Starfield Direct
    Can't believe it's coming to Nintendo.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone do this? Just watch it on fricking youtube like everyone else is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watching things in theatres is fun, especially if Microsoft is paying for popcorn

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not going to give you free popcorn. O drinks, or candy. etc

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          how are you typing if you can't read?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're literally giving a $10 credit, that can get you a decently sized individual popcorn.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. I'm an American, I only get the XXXXL size popcorn, not enough for me.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay it's at least a down payment on the "My 700LB Life" aspirant-size tub.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >700LB Life
                lmfao, do lightweights really??

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not excited. Last year was 90 straight minutes of actual Game Pass filler, the most generic indie shit imaginable. I'm not expecting much better this year

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to go anywhere there's going to be a potential mass congregation of Ganker types, especially in June when the idea of deodorant/antiperspirant is more just pisspoor spray application.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bethesdrones will watch this shit in a theatre and exclaim yo this gameplay is FIRE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks really cool to me. I mean snoys are no different, seeing a black guy dressed as a super hero swing around made them shit themselves in excitement.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? don't you like it when enemies just stand there waiting to get hit? (I don't know how to make webm)
      https://twitter.com/QuickResumePod/status/1661502672866881541

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      call of duty but in space. If someone told me this is the new COD would have believed him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *inhales*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEK! That 28 seconds of gameplay has more actual gameplay than any of snoy's cinematic third person cut scene simulators!

      *inhales*

      Snoys are forced to pay $80 for this asset flip? Holy kek the absolute state of snoy trannies!

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft just changed the game

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly? Not that Horrible of an idea.
    Though you won't be able to hear frick-all over the hooting and hollering of your fellow gamer when he sees Scrimblo Bimblo on the screen.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They're paying you to watch this
    90 minutes of game pass indies confirmed. MS is doing preemptive damage control. Nobody will complain if they got paid free food.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either they're confident as frick at what they're going to show or they might have expected the ABK deal to have closed by now and they wanted to do a big show with them. Either way they're making it sound like a show for the ages.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean shit, if Starfield doesn't have a last second delay and they can get actual gameplay footage of at least two other games of note(Hellblade 2, Fable, Perfect Dark, fricking something in a presentable state) or some surprises(Indiana Jones gameplay footage for example, Quake single player game that isn't just a reskinned Doom Eternal), they'll at least have outdone the PS Showcase.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if they show a remake of the real mw2 (multiplayer) it's a win automatically, even if it's 3rd party.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know this literally already exists right? they made a full mw2 remaster but only released the campaign during covid since they didnt want the multiplayer to cannibalize their existing slop

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ABK wouldn't have done much for 2023 so they must be confident in other areas. Xbox already has a Diablo 4 marketing deal and showed it last year. They wouldn't be allowed to show CoD even owning ABK because Sony has a marketing contract until 2024 or 2025.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbots will actually pay to watch ads holy shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick do you dumbasses keep getting the idea that you have to pay for this?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        $10 only covers the tip. You still have to pay for the popcorn + gas, and the tip for the gas station owner of course

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        + parking

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sony fanboy can't read, like pottery.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The hero hits his lowest point (Redfall)
    >The villain, all but certain to destroy the hero, leaves an opening (PS Showcase)
    >The hero makes a comeback and triumphs (Xbox showcase)

    This one is gonna be kino Xbros. I can actually feel it this time. 10 years of waiting is about to pay off. I can actually feel it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this so fr*cking much. it'll be like when the ps4 announcement came after the xbox one announcement but this time the good guys will win

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This so much! Go Xbox! Down with the Snoys!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this so fr*cking much. it'll be like when the ps4 announcement came after the xbox one announcement but this time the good guys will win

      This so much! Go Xbox! Down with the Snoys!

      Why do you guys hate xbox so bad?

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its over snoys, xbox is back

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      meh manga

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a $10 credit for snacks
    wow you can get a small drink

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough for ya, fatty?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    will they announce Xbox's first ever game?

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woah he must be very confident on their games

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uncle phil taking me to the movies AND treating me to snacks
    we're eating good xchads!

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Microsoft has to pay people to watch their showcase
    lmao it's fricking over for xbottoms

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would go for the starfield direct and free popcorn if I didn’t have dnd that day

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