Xbox handheld would more like ROG Ally than PlayStation Portal, hints Phil Spencer

Xbox won
Ganker doomsayers LOST
Steamtards LOST
WindowsCHADSWON

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah no shit, playstation portal is proof Snoy lost the plot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ROG Ally

      >lost the plot

      Am I so out of touch?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are they really going to put Windows on a handheld?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      vgh, I remember MS puts Windows on handheld

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Are they really going to put Windows on a handheld?

        they've been doing it for years boomer, catch up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If they don't make it a pc with a console-like frontend like the deck it's dead in the water. Could be dead in the water regardless since everyone hates xbox and microsoft.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's DoA regardless

        >handheld in Nintendoland
        >If dodge the Nintendoland there's mobileshitlands
        >If somehow niche as frick there SteamDeck with Valve getting there earlier than ms.... again
        >Streaming device; nobody likes it in reality
        >Handheld but with "high profile" games in a place where people doesn't bother with them as mobile proved decades ago with endless attempts to change it with no avail
        >Xbox handheld when the xbox name is a redflag for dissapointment and nothingness
        >In theory a beefy handheld
        >in a market where that's actively a detriment and the last attempt was also doa (psvita)
        >Anything above $200-250
        >Selling a handheld
        >From a brand with no exclusives
        Saying it's a copeout since they not just lost miserably at consoles and looks more that they're running away would be tame since they seem to be more ashamed than anything.

        It has literally no place let alone a reason to exists and the only positive angle would be "better than psportal" and that was big DoA and laughing stock. MS just never learns

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You wrote a wall of text nobody is gonna read, Nintendo is baby shit you fricking dork.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >baby shit
            casual cope. almost an entire decade where colorful games that don't give a shit about fedora tier conceptions have been nothing but failures. Including MGR

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >nitendork calling anyone else a fedora tipper
              you literally play baby games anon
              i liked nintendo when i was a kid, but i grew up
              you should do the same

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >you literally play baby games anon
                You too anon, but you're too insecure and need to feel you're not playing with children's electronic toys. grown up people, actual grown ups with and without peter pan syndrome don't give a shit if the game is colorful or if it has a failed story that gave you the impression of being high art and as usual end up being the better ones that are actually complex in comparison

                You keep coping but mario kart will continue its crushing domination

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yes crushing domination with the 3-6 demographic and the dickless numale demo

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you talking about CoD?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you must be mistaken

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Nintendo is baby shit you fricking dork.
            I mean, yeah everything on the switch is dogshit, but as far as console consumers go, nintendo more or less has that market completely captive.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If they can push out something like the deck, but windows, it will catch on because the deck is fricking amazing, the masses just don't know it exists. With microsoft's advertising budget and getting it out into retailers and way more countries, I can see it ushering in an end for consoles as they become pc.
          Only problem is microsoft isn't going to do that, they're going to push out some dogshit that nobody asked for and completely misses the point again because every good idea or game they had they shoot in the head.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >it will catch on because the deck is fricking amazing, the masses just don't know it exists
            No amount of shilling will work, only valve slaves cared. As for microsoft, they have a similar record to google with the release of other product outside their main one; almost all failures

            >If they can push out something like the deck, but windows
            Because phones with windows worked out so well, right?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >No amount of shilling will work, only valve slaves cared
              Because it's only sold on steam, barely marketed, no retailers, few countries. The deck represents the endpoint for consoles. Shit on it all you like, but it is by far the best handheld I've ever owned and I've owned all the major ones.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Because it's only sold on steam, barely marketed, no retailers, few countries.
                Irrelevant for the fact of Steam's massive success and reach. Literally valve slaves thing, it was a niche thing that only their extreme fanboys would advocate for for everyone else these new chink stuff released lately suffice

                >The deck represents the endpoint for consoles
                Loyalist. Checks out

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >for everyone else these new chink stuff released lately suffice
                It's the same thing. PC handheld. The deck just has a good console-like frontend and convenience that the average person would be able to easily use just like any console. I don't care why hate valve, what I'm saying isn't even about them, they just have the best one currently.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >It's the same thing. PC handheld.
                nowhere near. They're far cheaper and easy to access

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >no pirating, always connected drm slop
                holy cope
                Lenovo Legion Go mogs this slop

                This has absolutely nothing to do with the point I'm making, but okay.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >No amount of shilling will work, only valve slaves cared
                Because it's only sold on steam, barely marketed, no retailers, few countries. The deck represents the endpoint for consoles. Shit on it all you like, but it is by far the best handheld I've ever owned and I've owned all the major ones.

                >no pirating, always connected drm slop
                holy cope
                Lenovo Legion Go mogs this slop

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          all it needs to be able to do is sideload steam and be priced decently and it will sell as a deck alternative. if it's just a portable pc, that's infinitely better than what sony can offer and i say this as someone whose last xbox was the 360 and has owned every playstation.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >if it's just a portable pc
            Laptops existed since decades ago. Everything is taken so ms only has to make it well but they're unable to do anything well for a long time

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              its called streamlining my dear boomer

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care your fancy new word, kid. MS is in a place where they can't even manage to accomplish the minimum

                you must be mistaken

                >shots in the foot without intention
                anon, I...

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                anon Nintendo makes childrens games, youre experiencing cognitive dissonance

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, your fedoracore dna blinds you and prevents you to realize videogames are for everyone. You're associating a familiy friendly image with the games themselves, that's a mistake

                The electronic children toys you like are not mature despite the horrible chromatic choices they take and relying into very tame forms of violence

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you are mentally ill

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Says anon who's insecure about his electronic children toy of choice having bright colors and the prospect of being able to play it with/along your family
                filthy casual

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i'm am day 0 boughting

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So it's the same as every other one, but with the xbox and gamepass windows store apps mandatory for functionality.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >would
    >better than Portal
    Yeah, because those goal levels are really high lmao

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if they're going to make the same mistake the Vita did with the proprietary memory. Because both the Series S and X use it and it's fricking customers over with the price.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >would more like

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING SIRS DO THE REDEEMFUL XBOX -360 STEME DICK BAD

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >more like rog ally
    bending over backwards not to mention the steam deck

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sony censors boobs, japan would never do this. they lost by default and will never ever be able to recover.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Unless Microsoft heavily subsidizes it to be $400 or under it's not getting close to Switch's success. Switch is successful because it's cheap.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't need to beat the Switch though, it just needs to be another decent avenue for them to sell their hardware since now the main consoles flopped

      500 with the Xboxs name in a PC handheld with a custom APU will already beat all the current non-Steamdeck handhelds

      What the frick is "local play functionality"?

      not streaming

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >not streaming
        Wait, so the news is about game console's ability to run games?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >It doesn't need to beat the Switch though
        it really doesn't because switch put everyone to shame and they're that afraid. But they should strive to

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the only thing the switch put to shame is your dad when you took it with you to the food stamp office

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the only thing the switch put to shame
            +140 million units, snoy

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              and over 3/4 are people buying a new one when their toddler smashed it, your point?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You said nothing about people "renovating" theri shitstation or xboxes for the "pro" versions. So frick off until

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i never mentioned xbox or snoy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Don't save face gay

                >Phil:I axed Tango because I need to make a profit
                >also Phil: We're making a handheld

                what the frick are they doing.

                Pulling a Disney. Bethesda is finally on the chopping block

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Switch is the King and everyone knows this.

          I say this as someone who owns superior handheld hardware that even runs Switch games. The MS system has no chance.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The switch is hot garbage. It's just something we had to put up with for years until some actual alternatives came along.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Nah it's cool man. I like it.

              >You have a Go, just pirate the games.
              Nah man.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is "local play functionality"?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Phil:I axed Tango because I need to make a profit
    >also Phil: We're making a handheld

    what the frick are they doing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Getting into portability is unironically the only good idea he's had in forever. Nintendo is only still in the hardware business because of how hard portability carries them and with home consoles dying it only makes sense. Only problem is he's guaranteed to frick it up, because that's what he is.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo is only still in the hardware business because of how hard portability carries them and with home consoles dying it only makes sense.
        Because they make games, xbox doesn't. Also, it's only ps and xbox the ones dying not home consoles; these 2 have done everything wrong for a decade and now it caught up with them

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Games didn't save nintendo's home console line. Of these three nintendo was the first to exist the home console space. They flopped and took those games down with them. It's extremely telling that the wii u's library did far better on the switch than they did on their original system.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >there are countless mouthbreathers looking forward to another Windows UMPC failure
    >not only that, but expecting MS to dedicate any resources at all to improve Windows fricking 11
    Time like these I realize everyone is in fact stupid but me.

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