XBOX MIGHT REVEAL NEW HANDHELD ON SUNDAY

https://www.notebookcheck.net/Xbox-handheld-console-Upcoming-Xbox-Games-Showcase-reportedly-confirming-brand-s-debut-portable-gaming-system.844128.0.html

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I might also reveal new handheld but tonight and it's going up your ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about docking?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IDGAF.
    I'd like for them to reveal some good fricking games instead, but we know that's not happening.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Windows handeld.
      DOA

      TPBP.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Windows handeld.
    DOA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      xbox may be planning a windows handheld based on that timeline that leaked
      but there may also be a dedicated system with its own OS in there as well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If its a stripped down windows with better performance but none of the bloatware then it will render proton and SteamOS
      which means 100% they wont do this, M$ has the power to BTFO valve with a better OS and handheld (Microsoft has far better purchasing power and hardware experience than valve) but they won't do it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How exactly? Windows has an in-house mobile device with Surfacepro or whatever it's called, and as far as I'm aware you can get xbox game pass on it. That's all the games they have access to and that's not dumpstering the steamdeck.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The surface literally isn't meant for gaming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I own a ally,(yeah yeah warranty)and setting that shit up is a pain in the ass.
      >want english windows
      >yeah
      >windows loads for 5min
      >something went wrong
      >install steam
      >need double check, check email
      >aight, to use some settings press xbox button
      >need to map xbox button to one of the back buttons, losing it for gameplay
      >use gamepass
      >ayo, this gamepass is not on this pc we send mail
      >game doesnt boot on gamepass
      >have to stop and start the updating clock of all things
      >play game
      >stutter out of the ass
      I got one since like 60% of all my games wont run on the deck(and I got one for 350,-) but I can never see this shit picking up in the mainstream.
      When your finally in a game, I'm having a lot of fun with it, but only idiots like me will put up with all the shit you have to go through to set it up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spyware handheld with recall co-pilot feature
      yea im out

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Might
    >Supposedly
    >Insiders say
    >Mentioned on twitter
    >May already have
    >Rumored
    Journalists need to be banned from making such non-news articles already.
    Also that logo on the right reminds me of CerBIOS, that's the custom modchip BIOS for original Xbox that lets you use 16TB hard drives to load games from.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      >people make up wild shit out of their ass for clicks
      >they get clicks
      >by the time the thing they claimed should have happened, nobody even remembers anymore and the liars are never held accountable
      >repeat cycle

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's cool and all but I
    JUST
    WANT
    ONE GAME
    IT'S CALLED KI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brother!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keep that in mind I designed this combo to be broken in due time

        Microsoft higher ups want the company to die.
        Fixing the xbox as a brand is so moronicly easy is not funny.

        >KI4 Teaser for 2028 or whatever
        >Release a KI3 Fighter Pass with Doom Slayer, Ghost from COD, Diablo and Master Chief a la Smash
        >Work on actual console exclusives namely Banjo Threeie
        >Axe 343i
        >Give Halo to literally any other of your studios

        Nah, lets already make the mood grim by killing the ONE studio you had that put up a good game.
        I totally believe on the China conspiracy. The DEI hires are conspiring to make MS unprofitable to sell it to Tencent and they get a bonus when the job is done. There is no other explanation.

        If they're too scared to make Banjo Threeie, they should make a GTA-like Conker sequel. It's unfortunate that they keep the rights to these games without realizing which ones people really want. I don't know which exec is too reluctant to take KI as seriously as tendie execs do with Smash but he needs to play ball already.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft higher ups want the company to die.
      Fixing the xbox as a brand is so moronicly easy is not funny.

      >KI4 Teaser for 2028 or whatever
      >Release a KI3 Fighter Pass with Doom Slayer, Ghost from COD, Diablo and Master Chief a la Smash
      >Work on actual console exclusives namely Banjo Threeie
      >Axe 343i
      >Give Halo to literally any other of your studios

      Nah, lets already make the mood grim by killing the ONE studio you had that put up a good game.
      I totally believe on the China conspiracy. The DEI hires are conspiring to make MS unprofitable to sell it to Tencent and they get a bonus when the job is done. There is no other explanation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The moment they doubled down on no exclusive it was over for them; 3rd party model only works if they make games for you and you won't matter unless have something going on for you and xbox barely held on when used to have exclusive games by themselves. Then no quality control for those and frick it we'll be fine without exclusives ignoring on purpose they always were a green sony without the brand recognition.

        Grim how things were for them but they never seemed to correct the course let alone seek an actual direction like it used to be in 360 era. Only can blame themselves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Peter Moore left in 2007 and well what would you know, the company has been fricking up ever since. Turns out an independent black woman was not the answer either, rats!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Peter Moore
            killed SEGA too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >announce niche fighter
        >announce platformer
        Yeah dude, I'm 100% sure you know the Xbox's audience.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In contrast to
          >Make Gears but woke
          >Then make nothing because you fricked up
          >Make Halo and just rush it out the door as a MP F2P game
          >Then make nothing
          >Buy multi billion studios
          >Make nothing
          Um yeah?

          People have been asking for Banjo for 24 fricking years. It was even in Smash, so it is not like reviving Blinx or Gex, there is a real audience.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.
            Neither Platformers nor a fighting game will ever be a flagship game for a brand that dudebros used to buy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Peter Moore left in 2007 and well what would you know, the company has been fricking up ever since. Turns out an independent black woman was not the answer either, rats!

            No, he's right. Banjo doesn't have weight anymore, KI is a fighting game; niche but again doesn't have any real weight to bring people in. Now at least KI was a step on the right direction, never abandoning it even giving it an update after 7 years or so but xbox needs lots of these steps to begin its recovery. The problem is that at this point being associated with xbox is enough of a bad thing to bury you

            So yeah, that's not the xbox audience and even xbox doesn't know what the frick what they can call audience at all

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Banjo very much does have a useable audience.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not really, you're stuck at the idea of the past. Banjo is just niche now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Banjo's audience is pretty much 95% on the Switch, and he isn't enough for them to want to buy an Xbox.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Meant for

              In contrast to
              >Make Gears but woke
              >Then make nothing because you fricked up
              >Make Halo and just rush it out the door as a MP F2P game
              >Then make nothing
              >Buy multi billion studios
              >Make nothing
              Um yeah?

              People have been asking for Banjo for 24 fricking years. It was even in Smash, so it is not like reviving Blinx or Gex, there is a real audience.

              and

              nta but he's 100% correct. KI has the potential to be bigger than a niche fighter. With AAA guests it could be considered Xbox's answer to Smash. The Xbox One was known as the "KI box" to many owners in 2013-14 because it was pretty much the only game besides Titanfall and DR3 that could warrant a purchase.

              Sorry, dude

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta but he's 100% correct. KI has the potential to be bigger than a niche fighter. With AAA guests it could be considered Xbox's answer to Smash. The Xbox One was known as the "KI box" to many owners in 2013-14 because it was pretty much the only game besides Titanfall and DR3 that could warrant a purchase.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brother!

      KIbros keep the hope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As long as DJames and Klobb work at MS, I'll still have hope, if they ever get the boot, THEN i'll start doomposting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't suddenly started updating KI2013 for no reason, right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, they were dedicated to continue updating the Hex Engine which was surprising because of how janky it was but now the question becomes do they still get Iron Galaxy to do something in a new engine, because Keits said the colors update was the "last" update for KI2013.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are already windows handheld on the market. Even if true this is non news.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Xbox still wants to keep failing at anything they do
    Fine by me. This last decade of flops has been endearing and Sony hasn't been that entertaining lately due having nothing

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'll flop and shit itself unless it launches exclusively with Banjo Threeie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Banjo very much does have a useable audience.

      Banjo was never good, troony.
      Your shitty overrated "franchise" is dead.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just going to be a Windows handheld? If so, MS is years late to the party capitalizing on their own OS.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vert won

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's just a phone

    Or a switch lite

    There is no market for an closed system handheld

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steam on Xbox and Gamepass on Steam would save MS.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would actually be interested in this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For what possible reason?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        either
        >device with xbox parity in a handheld form
        >gamepass & xbox first party games targeted to run on handheld
        or
        >windows optimized for umpcs and controller

        if the pricepoint isn't absurd i'd get it just for flight simulator & the back compat games and the stuff that's annoying to run through proton

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no tendies....Our handheld niche is gonna get taken away again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit this board is so anti nintendo. You morons just bring up strawmen on your own.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is the point of xbox

    they don't even have an identity anymore, they're like a worse version of sony which is really ghastly when you think about it for a second

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the only point of xbox existing is to keep sony on their toes so the next playstation doesn't double in price like you see in the gpu space. No point in actively buying one if you're an end user.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game Pass.
      What's the point of €80 games?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They know the switch 2 is like 12 months out or less right?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >XBOX MIGHT REVEAL NEW HANDHELD ON SUNDAY
    I'd believe it. If only because Microsoft would want to fight against Linux.
    Microsoft can go choke on a dick for that though. And their Windows Phones already sucked so I am not exactly expecting much.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Releasing a dockable handheld when the Switch 2 is right around the corner
    You can't make me believe they aren't actively trying to kill this brand.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steam Deck but with Windows kernel and console BC plus Steam Machine-like option sounds more attractive than previous Xbox iteration of poor man's Playstation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Xbox running a windows-version of SteamOS but also able to boot into desktop mode would give it an actual differentiating feature from PS, and also take it into territory where Sony couldn’t really follow

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feels like xbox is having a midlife crisis

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need GAMES for that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Valve doesn't have any games, and they launched Steam Deck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft is biggest publisher on Steam

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when they went all in with cloud gaming then basically abandoned it after they realised cloud gaming was not the future of gaming. This Xbox handheld is a direct response to the Switch' success because in Microsoft's mind they think the Switch was a success specifically because it's a handheld rather than it being a success because of the amazing catalogue of games. And it too will be abandoned when it fails to make an impact.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >then basically abandoned it
      >He doesn't know

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i liked the zune.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this is true then this clearly shows just how disconnected they are from their actual audience. I cannot fathom how they think this is a good idea when they still don't have any system selling software.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    actually a genius move especially if it runs a dedicated handheld OS. it makes the other competitors like Rog Ally and whoever look inferior because they rely on the full windows experience which is shit for handheld. it's why the SteamDeck is so popular despite being less powerful than most of these other devices.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Out of all the console holders, Xbox is the one that has to have the least to offer for a handheld. I can imagine a person who'd want a portable PS4, what would one even want to play on a handheld Xbox?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    playstation is making one too btw
    but i am not sure if its a ps4 portable or a PS5 portable (2028 release) yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody will buy a playstation handheld if it can't run windows and install steam when there are other options out there which can do that and still play playstation games since sony have basically abandoned exclusivity and announced all games are coming to pc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a portable ps4 and ps6 will be released in 2026 using ARM

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        arm is based i love my fanless laptop

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're gonna love the lack of back compat too

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would it not be cheaper to just make a system selling exclusive? It feels like MS is doing everything but the most obvious thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they don't know how to make games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they have 300 gorillion studios to do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need a pokemon level hit to be able to sell a system on a single game. They neither have the ability to capture an audience like that nor the desire to try.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Halo wasn't a pokemon level hit

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Handheld" that is bigger than the PSP... what a fricking joke. "Handheld" that "utilizes" cloud to deliver an "amazing" experience. I am so tired, bros. I am going into a com-....... *beep beep beep*

    Doctor: It seems Anon has gone into a coma.
    Mom: NOOOOOOOOOO ANON!!!!!!!!! What happened?
    Doctor: Xbox happened, maam.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >I wake up

    BEEP BEEP UUUGHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *****shits myselfs and dies from the "handheld" that cannot fit in my pocket and cloud games*** UGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! END IT!!!!!!! END MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >doctor strangles me
    ITS FOR THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great... can't wait to watch Forza Cutscenes or not play the dead Halo series on it or watch Hellblade Walking Simulator on it!

    What a load of shit

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao i hope they waste so much money on this doomed-to-fail shit

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have zero Xbox library outside of Lost Odyssey.
    Why would I buy that over a Steam Deck where I have 600+ more games in my library?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Steam Deck 2
    >ROG Ally
    >MSI claw
    >Switch 2

    Too little to late MS

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, its either going to be SteamDeck but worse because Microsoft

    Or Switch but worse because Microsoft and also no games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Xbox console brand is hurting without exclusives. A handheld will not fix anything. Sony isn't even making a handheld anymore because the market is too difficult with smartphones. SteamDeck costs well over 500 dollars, the other PC handhelds are 800 dollars price range. Xbox handheld won't have exclusives and it will not be a $300 machine. This whole thread is posturing from an English as a Second Language YouTuber as a source. An ugly zoomer with severe ADHD.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a lot of people are underestimating the fact microsoft now owns call of duty and this handheld will probably be the only way to play it without having to jump through hoops on a normal windows based handheld. iirc you can't use steamOS for cod due to the anticheat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or people can just buy a PS5 and play it there? Unless they make it exclusive to MS' ecosystem COD is irrelevant to their HW sales.

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