Xeno Games

This game fucking sucks, and so do its fans. This piece of shit was popular enough to spawn a series? I can't imagine how bad the other ones are.

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    you mom is popular for her sucking too
    do you hate her too?

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    i only played 2 but its probably one of the worst games ive ever played

    80% of playtime is spent teleporting from quest marker to quest marker just so the cutscene keeps playing. And of course everything in the game is fucking huge so youll be running back and forth down a massive empty hallway just to play messenger. and the only thing to look forward to is world of warcraft auto-attack combat. It's bizarre how awful it is.

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing X3 right now and i gotta be honest.

    I Just reached the desert.
    The environement design is absolutely atrocious, you are baited into wandering pointlessly towards the bright light shit so that it wastes your time and makes the areas take longer to explore compared to how tiny and straightforward they are, and the geometry is disgustingly ugly with muddy cliff textures everywhere that tease you into thinking you can climb them. I cannot believe such horrible environment design was made by the same developer that made the pure verical glory that are XC2 and XCX regions. They regressed back to shitty XC1 map design of fake open field corridors that are bounded by ugly cliffs.
    The story is boring and formulaic, the red dudes are le epic manipulators and the two warring factions are le manipulated good guys, so original. The first Moebius dude might as well wink towards the player as he teases the story during his fight, it's so tropey. The cutscenes are boring, no sountrack or background sounds, the characters don't move or express themselves and stare blankly at such regular intervals that it made me think it was a dub to original audio desync.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/%22wandering%20pointlessly%20towards%20the%20bright%20light%22/
      autism

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >that made the pure verical glory that are XC2
      more like the unbearable vertical nightmare with a compass that only exists to piss you off because the only way to the lower levels is some alley hidden within a giant empty town

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The one stuck on the Wii U is the only good one.

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    it may suck but it sucks the least compared to all the other ones

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like there has been a surge in xeno related seething recently. Why is that?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOOOO DON'T CRITICIZE MUH HECKITY HECKIN VIDEO GAMERINO!!!!!!!!!!
      I fucking dare you to defend Mechonis.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        here's my defense: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHVhQIHZ674
        kys

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >defense is the bland soundtrack
          I accept your concession.

          I am about to finish the first game (or atleast I think so)
          The story is fine
          The combat is ok to boring
          The overworld looks cool and feels gigantic but its kinda a chore
          And the side quests are annoying as shit

          Agree except for the story being fine. Its a plot hole ridden mess with tons of dropped threads.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Xenoblade 2 is the worst one in the series. Gacha mechanics dont belong in single player games. Rex is one of the worst protagonist in JRPG history. The villains are laughable to comical, they are on the same level of a villain of the week disney cartoon. The story is the most tropey cliche horseshit that has ever come out in recent years. The game tries to save itself by putting boobs at the forefront, but when grow up you realize what the game truly is, donkeydicks.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Okay? I'll decide that for myself if I ever get around to playing 2, but I have only played 1 so far, and it was trash.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                2 is way fucking worse than 1 but I like the gameplay more.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            As I said
            I Havent finishes it yet, maybe its full of plotholes but I am too distracted by the current chapter to really see them atm
            Can you put your complaints as a reply?
            I want to read them after I am done
            I am currently after Shulk wakes up after the battle against Egil

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Some gay eceleb probably made a video

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am about to finish the first game (or atleast I think so)
    The story is fine
    The combat is ok to boring
    The overworld looks cool and feels gigantic but its kinda a chore
    And the side quests are annoying as shit

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it sucks, and the plot is nonsensical. And yet for some reason I shed some tears in the ending, but I suspect it was the music's fault.
    XC2 is worse, it's madness how some people like the characters in this game, but the gameplay is so addicting it doesn't matter. But fuck, really unbearable plot.
    XC3, obviously, disregards fun gameplay and keeps the boring plot. Couldn't even finish this one.

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was ok once I got used to the auto-slash mechanic.
    Won't bother playing the 3rd one because it's woke and has a BMWF couple and like 6 or 7 black voice actors.

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What an utterly pathetic character.

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