>girlfriend said it’s amazing
>internet said it’s amazing
>lead singer of my band says it’s amazing
>Is actually the most slow and tedious game in existence (like a boss)
Fuck man, I’ve spent two weekends on this and I feel like chapter 3 has been half of that. 98% of the dialogue is just the characters repeating each other or describing what is actually actively happening on the screen. Most of the missions are tedious “SCAVENGE FOR SUPPLIES” type bullshit, and everytime the game starts to get good, it cuts it off and goes right back into tedium.
Is this the slowest burn known to man? I’m over 36 hours in and I have no idea what the amazing part is supposed to be. THERES NOTHING IN THIS GAME THAT NEEDED 35 HOURS OF EXPLANATION.
It’s fine if you don’t have a 100+ hour story, but the padding is fucking killing me dude.
>We’ve got systems dude!
And guess what it’s still easy as shit. I’m guessing these
are never going to be stress tested. There hasn’t been a single challenging thing at all so far.
Fuck the consuls too. Did they go to Juliard? Why are they so dramatic and not intimidating in the least? What a great antagonist. Every time I see one I know it’s going to be an underhand throw of a boss.
World design? Why yes I do love open fields with nothing in them. Doesn’t everybody?
Is this game a prank?