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6th term. 6TH TERM! A hero! A legend of the battle field! A cute. CUTE!
>Trick everyone into loving jailbait
Nothing personnal
So do some of the child soldiers just get extra hormones or
Something funky is going on, here is picture of freshly awakened Ethel.
First term is probably a range of like 8-13 years old biologically.
I mean, I find it hard to believe that Mio is one of the oldest characters we know surpassing the likes of Gray, Isurd, and Teach
Grey is 60 years old.
It's just that they are using the kids that were alive when the merge happened so not all of them were 10 years old and thus aren't 10 years old in their first term but slightly older.
Mio is the child of a flesh eater, her aging process is probably a bit different
I love how they strategically made all the main characters to be at least in their 8th term
Takahashi knew exactly what he was doing
Ironically despite toning down “lewd” designs Xenoblade 3 has by far the most sex in it
>despite toning down “lewd” designs
not this shit again...
It's true
He looks like he'll star in some fricked up hentai doujins
Mr. Steal Yo Girl
Mio is by far the most gorgeous female lead in the entire Xeno franchise. Even better looking than Elly. You don't need gigantic breasts hanging out to be beautiful. All the elements of her design work together.
mate, she doesn't even look better than Eunie who's average in the Xeno series
Eunie lacks Mio's class. Mio is very girly and vulnerable looking which supports her role in the story. Larger breasts can't beat that.
Not to mention that in terms of ass she gives Eunie a run for her money.
Wrong. I love tomboys and assertive women.
You just sound like a massive homosexual, she never striked me as being "girly" at any moment, specially not with man's body of hers.
And in no way her ass is better than Eunie's, I'm not even an assgay and I can tell.
t. projecting closet homo
Eunie has the personality and demeanor of a man. Just admit you like men already.
>liking a woman's body makes you gay
>liking a man's body makes you straight
I'm a massive gay for these massive things then
>You don't need gigantic breasts hanging out to be beautiful.
Pyra is the only heroine with "gigantic" breasts in the Xeno series. Second if you count KOS-MOS.
>Mio is by far the most gorgeous female lead in the entire Xeno franchise
No.
>looks 15yo
Ok pedo
>using resetera-tier arguments
Go back
>You don't need gigantic breasts hanging out to be beautiful.
>using resetera-tier arguments
Go back
XC3's girls are so much more attractive to me than everyone else in the entire Xeno series, it's not even close
yep, i fricking love Mio
Instead of going the obvious coomer clothes they went with the little too much detail route
>I love how they strategically made all the main characters to be at least in their 8th term
I don´t, I hate it, I need my jailbait.
>I need my jailbait.
you have this 6th termer, y'know?
Funny how you don't have to defeat her squads, you can just bust in her colony and get on with her quest
SHE'S 6 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FRICK
they're decanted at a biological age of about 10 so you have to add 10 for bio-age. so she's 16.
AlexSEXdria!
Is it just me or does her class suck? It's supposed to do big AA crits but I get better AA damage from Yumsmith with Determination
anon, crits in xenoblade are only 1.25x damage
her class is good because it has insanely high base critical rate and gives you a stacking damage buff everytime you land a critical hit, BUT that also means it scales insanely well with critical damage from gems and passives like the flash fencer one
>introduction cutscene showcases her pits in a couple shots
HOLY BASED I AM GOING TO CUM
>can't fix her teeth
Now I understand why Shulk didn't choose her
You have the face of an angel in anime standard right here and you focus on the teeths ?
She is ugly and her mouth smells because of rotten teeth
Who would choose some birb girl over prime robot dumptruck ass?
Shulk did nothing wrong
Because she is cute and stay cute for a long time.
Give her a break, she has been captures for a thousand of years
Fiora has a robot body
Not after the ending.
Cute they/them pussy
Cute female (woman)
>You will be always be a real woman. You have womb, you have ovaries, you have eggs. You are a heterosexual woman made by morons and trannies (short for translators) into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
how do I trigger this quest?
Chapter 5 Zeno hero upgrade quest
Female woman XX-chromosomes confirmed
nice navelpussy
her being a theythem is pure fanfic pushed by doomposters and a troony video game journalist.
Nope. She's referred to as they/them twice (probably in the whole game).
>Still thinking about that archer we just fought? They were really strong...
I don't really remember the second instance.
Some posters cope saying Lanz was referring to the whole combat unit, but it's pretty obvious he's referring to her.
As if we needed more reasons to hate this game...
Valid reasons to hate the game
>the localization is terrible like always
>the music is a downgrade from 2
Anything else is moronic.
>the localization is terrible like always
I thought it was better than 2 at least as someone that played 2 with both dub and sub
It's just as bad, if not more. The only upgrade is that they didn't change the names for the main characters (which literally is the bare minimum when it comes to translating stuff).
The DLC battle theme is literally perfect.
they still changed the names of some and also added all the spark snuff shit which is double pointless because they still add in regular swears later
Exactly. So it's way worse overall.
I've never liked the localizations for XB games, but this one is the one I hate the most by far.
It feels like the localizers tried way too hard to give the characters """""""personality"""""""" and funny """""""banter""""""".
>the music is a downgrade from 2
I dunno about 2 but surpassing Torna's OST is a near impossible feat tbh
the localization is much better, this isn't even a contest
>the music is a downgrade from 2
XC3 soundtrack is on par with 1's and 2's OSTs though, everblight plains is easily one of the best tracks in the entire series
it's just that the soundtrack is much less bombastic to match the tone of the game, feels like mitsuda composed most of them this time around
Even if it was better than 2, it's still terrible.
2 didn’t have tons of false-swearing. I swear, 3 is like a wannabe Shadow the Hedgehog from how many sparks they throw out.
I don't have an issue with it. It's in line with the military backdrop of the game.
I know a ton of vets who always drop f bombs every other word because they think it's "cool" or whatever
I would agree if they didn't still use regular swear words interchangably and they stayed consistent with the terms. It's still moronic and we shouldn't even need to have this discussion at all.
the only swearword that really seems replaced is "frick" which makes sense with the lore
they say shit and b***h plenty
Blame ratings boards, not the devs.
If they actually replaced all those "sparks" with swears like shit and frick, it'd prob earn them an M rating which they don't want. I agree that you might as well just have them swearing but seems like a smart way to avoid an M rating.
I'm not blaming the devs, I'm blaming the localizers who like to make stuff up to justify their salary.
Also damn. Literally just use damn for whatever jap "swear words" they "translated".
Anyways frick localizers, frick name changes and frick script changes.
can't just use damn for everything though
iirc one instance is Eunie talking about cleaning her plumage being a b***h. placing damn there would make no sense.
Spark you
If you want 1:1 literal japanese translations, why don't you just play the game in japanese?
You know japanese, right?
Pyra and Mythra are genius translations.
not to mention, I found them calling each other mudders really funny since it really feels like they're calling each other Black folk, same for Eunie saying "for spark's sake"
anon is just too jaded and a pissy baby, if he hates localization so much just learn japanese
I think mudders is great because it's basically just calling them shitters.
And we make fun of that shit for a reason.
Okay so I'm at Chapter 4 where the frick are the Heart-to-hearts?!
Why did people like heart to hearts?
Characters talking to eachother is fun.
They are integrated into the main story.
theyre called gossips now and are tied to colony affinities
UOOOOOOOOOOOH
SENA’S FIRERY BLUE PUBES
Is the UI in 3 as bad as 2
No it’s pretty easy to understand
N and Shania getting outfrickingskilled by Mio and M is harder I've laughed at a JRPG since the bee event in EOU2, N really sold it too.
It was pretty funny.
>Hey remember that scene everyone hated in 2 where Jin took Prya as Rex just watched? Yeah, let's do that to the villain this time.
You need to play more JRPG.
He is a redditor please understand. Probably plays with eng dub.
Please list the JRPGs you have in mind then you fricking homosexual
Trails.
>Shania
>Getting outskilled
She outskills the cast so hard that she's, by mistake, the only character from Aionios that is most likely still alive since she was added to Origin's database to be part of the cycle.
Sexual intercourse
Is it me or does the City's BGM sound like something straight out of Nier? I can't take that thought out of my mind while exploring the City.
The game shares a lot of concepts with Automata and N is essentially mad lad mode 9S fused with Shadowlord, so...
>Is it me or does the City's BGM sound like something straight out of Nier?
Same composer. His tracks doesn't really fit well with Xeno series.
*sniff*
>Teach sidequest
>talk to 2 groups
>did it, done
>quest is still in the Quest menu
>rec.lv 50+
>still not done
I assume I need to go to colony later to continue it...?
What is recommended level for Alexandria's quest?
40 IIRC
I think I can finish it without problems now. Should give it a try.
I was level 43ish when I did it, on hard, so if you play on lower difficulty you shouldn't have any problems.
2 attackers, 2 defenders, 2 healers, and bonus attacker or defender hero works every time.
Now that I got Valdi I might climb that one ''wall'' on 1st map and see what quest is available there.
You were higher than 43 when you got Valdi? It will be real pain in the ass to level up classes for you.
>Reposting from another thread because I'm too lazy to find on phone...
Yes, way higher. This is the map I've cleared BEFORE Valdi.
40
I beat her when I was level 37. I can't beat her team in a 5v7 fight. I had to beat two of her lieutenants first to stand a chance. That made it a 3v7 fight.
There's more groups, after the pop quiz and mock battle I had to go and help an autistic flute girl and it's still not complete
Anons, I bought a switch lite and this game because I haven’t played a JRPG in a few years. Thought it was decent up until the party comes together. But a few days ago I got to the first post-boss colony. ( with silver haired b***h ) and now I’ve been playing like 5 hours a day. Can’t stop. Send help.
>posting spoiler as OP picture
Thanks OP
Low IQ imbecile. This bawd is irrelevant.
It's still a spoiler
I have played about 80 hours so far
My wife isn't a bawd, be polite anon!
>this side character that doesn't affect the story at all didn't actually die
Who cares? The only good thing about her is that she makes the boys wear dresses with her class and it looks hilarious
oh who fricking cares anymore
everyone in this board (and on other boards mind you) were spamming the Rex harem picture like hell. The only way you could avoid it is to just not go to Ganker at all
It's unironically NOT a spoiler because the game spoils it for you.
You can read class descriptions of classes that you haven't unlocked yet. One of the silhouettes look like Miyabi and the description says: A special Healer, raising allies' attack frequency and strenghening them greatly with flute-playing. It's obviously going to be that prostitute you moron
Next you're going to tell me that Camuravi is going to stay dead despite the very obvious silhouette and 3D model in the hero glossary screen.
I hope you die b***h
Getting rid of the gacha mechanics that plagued the last game is the best decision they've ever made
Actually the best decisions they made is you can now fight while swimming.
Is it better to start a new game plus for my second playthrough? Or is it better to start a new game?
NG+ of course. I don't see any reason to start new game
>Is it better to start a new game
For what purpose?
It's better to play something fricking else. Two major updates should be out by April, at least wait for that shit to drop man. Who knows, they might add some cool ass NG+ exclusive shit
Are there no fricking agnian tanks
IMAGINE forgetting best girl
I’m near the assend of chapter 4, at Alcamoth
You get Mio chapter fricking 1
Go be a homosexual somewhere else you homosexual
You know what I mean when I’m asking for Agnian tanks. Zephr is the only fricking tank I have that the Keves group can learn shit off them.
Mio has the best tank class in the game right off the bat.
what level does lucky seven get upgraded at
>Got the Salvager Seed
>Got control of her entire world
>Got Klaus tier knowledge and Mythra tier powers
How did she win so hard guys?
Moebius X gives me vibes of being the sad and depressed evil grandma of the city.
Probably Mor Ardain’s hand.
Well? Wave back at him.
How close is chapter 5 from the end ?
I don't want this game to end.
The game might aswell end at chapter 5
That's not an answer reeee
Your sword is Lucky "7"
Not my sword Noah is gay Lanz is the real protagonist.
7 chapters, last one is shit thou.
There are 7 chapters in the game.
Chapter 6 is the end of the array of cutscenes that starts at the end of chapter 5 and then 3 "go there" quests with 2 being in the smallest area of the game. Chapter 7 is a fetch quest around the world and the final dungeon.
The whole game was made to lead up to the end of chapter 5, they rushed what was left pretty hard.
How to reach Colony 5?
Go to southwest of Fornis region and then directly to Panteras region
that's not Shulk
No one else in Xeno universe wears this moronic outfit.
Whats the deal with the two Shulk statues anyway? one is clearly an elder Shulk from the description but then theres this guy
I think they made it confusing intentionally so fans can arguing endlessly.
Ah, they're using the 3 Houses/Hopes strategy
Remember that some statues depict the mentors, not the actual House Founding members
I believe it was the Shulk/Rex statues that were the mentors
its him
The Jujonis
>Xenoblade 1: god goes through his chuuni phase with zanza's monado
>Xenoblade 2: god goes through his waifugay phase with Blades
>Xenoblade 3: god goes through his weaboo phase with the million-folded noponese superior katana
who else feels that this is the dlc we're getting? The statues with poi markers and written out stories for all of the characters, linking it in to fighting N, etc.
>Noah is so madly in love with Mio he gets mad about another part of his own soul getting Mio despite the fact it's all fragments of the same mind in the end
>tfw when you realised Mio is a real princess. Noah is royalty now
Noah is already a saviour of two worlds and essentially the Biblical Noah
So it's a princess marrying a prophet and hero.
Melia can adopt Noah. And then it will be marriage of Agnus princess and Keves prince which will guarantee peace between two worlds
This is actually a bloody good idea given that Noah is the inheritor of Melia's class
>e-girl party member
Yep, this game is already better than 2.
she's the equivalent of a Blade in 2, moron
Doesn't change what I posted, moron
2 didn't have e-girl blades neither.
Poppi doesnt count.
And Electra and Ursula don't either for what reason exactly?
Because I said so.
>Poppi doesnt count.
why not?
Theory
you never played 2, frick outta here
She's so fricking annoying but her class is so fricking good.
All the women in this game are trash except Ash and Sena.
Stop being so tsun tsun Lan-Lan. You know you love best girl
DLC better give us one-armed adult Shulk who slices shit in two and dual-wielding adult Rex.
looks weird
CUTE
It's pretty weird to have that since those two are the only party members who don't have a single interaction together away from the team.
>got mad when Sena called her "love"
Is Eunie just tsundere?
She is a dirty, smug c**t.
>Rex impregnated cat-girl, core of AI processor and core's disguise
What the frick is this trash?
>are ya winning grandson?
How long until someone rips that texture so we have a better quality image of that photo?
Isn't it prerendered?
Spoiler the image and play XC2, moron.
XC2 ending with living blades already was a stupid idea, but this is too much.
It's from emulator, I doubt you will have a better quality.
Zekebros... we won
No we didn't, he's not even showing his abs and breasts anymore now.
>I love all you guys
Rex slept with every single person in that picture. Including Dromarch and Gramps.
>pic related was canon all along
God bless.
Homura and Hikari pretty much gave up on their immortality and status because their wish was to die alongside someone they loved and Nia literally has almost absolute control over living cells so her going MacGyver with her power to give herself a working womb without fricking up her blade components isn't too far fetched.
But all of those are things you would know if you actually played the game with your eyes open.
you know all that stuff about rex being fated with the aegis and the final chapter being "boy meets girl"?
yeah just toss that idea away
Nia clearly photoshopped that image
Apparently in the Xenoblade games USB drives and NASA computers can get pregnant somehow. Don't ask.
I wanna play the game on an emu
Any links to the rom?
www.google.com
>That Auto-Levis quest where you lure to Kevesi soldiers to be test subjects
>None of the party members find the idea remotely fricked up despite preaching "there's no reason to fight"
>Couldn't have just lured some monsters instead
>Noah notices Mio's worsening condition and manages to hold her when she's about to fall
>gets a flirting attempt in returns which makes him drop all his spaghetti
>Mio just stand there with a smug look on her face while Noah is crashing into Lanz
>Taion being the voice of reason and then Eunie shitting on him for it
>Noah being in a perpetual state of OOOOUUUUHHHH NEED MINGE and then spilling his spaghetti anytime Mio flirts with him
>Lanz going OI I'LL SMACK YEW IN THE GABBER SWEAR ON ME COLONY YEW SPARKIN' MUDDER whenever a villain tries to gloat
I really warmed up to the main cast.
nta but I've also warmed up to them, wasn't really a fan of them all at first but I think a lot of that comes down to the fact that they had the undertaking of warming you up to six main characters from the first few hours
What is the fourth Field Skill? I already finished the game.
secret machina girl hero gives you immunity to area damage effects (ie poison ground) iirc
wow, it's fricking nothing.
>secret machina girl
Who?
>You have to eat all of the rice balls
why is sena's navel so sexual
>bawd with choker
This conclusion of Rex's story is some kind of perma virgin wet dream. Takahashi probably has dementia at this point.
it was obvious he was gonna marry and impregnate Pyra and Mythra if you weren't moronic, only Nia was a surprise
>This conclusion of Rex's story is some kind of perma virgin wet dream.
Other way around, it's a shippergays wet dream, a good chunk of the fanbase just didn't want Nia to be excluded, not for Rex to frick 3 girls even if it was a consequence of it. Permavirgins would want Nia to stay alone and "pure" like them.
why does she talk like a robot when all the other numbered soilders talk normal?
*raughs*
don't think about it
Where do I get it
Basically you need to do half of the game sidequests to recruit her. It's very long and tedious and she isn't interesting enough to justify it
It's the ability to walk in poison swamps and not take damage.
>scree walking 3rd
>I got it first
it's optional unlike the first 2
has anyone tried doing eunie's side story after killing X? they learly thought about doing it early but what about doing it too late
I'm in Chapter 3 and I just unlocked Riku and Manana, how far am I including side content?
Something around 25~30% of the main story, it's not really possible to say including side content because you also most likely missed side content in the previous areas.
A quarter of the game at most
How many regions are in this game anyhow? I can't imagine it being more than 4-5 with how fricking huge Fornis is, feels like I've only scratched the surface of it.
>colony tau
why is this moronic filler even in the game?
For the traversal skill
I don't know, why do I have to complete Noah's and Mio's SIDE stories for the main plot?
Padding, otherwise chapter 6 & 7 are extremely short compared to the other chapters. What's weird is that they use characters they've been teasing since almost the start of the game for "side" content.
>run into them
>go on an autistically long tirade about how they've accepted death and withering away
>some deer show up
>kill them
>oh I was so scared my friend was going to die, I changed my mind you can break the clock
>consul doesn't even show up
>sidequests are picking fricking potatoes
what a fricking waste of one of the actually cool environments in the game
>one of the actually cool environments in the game
It's an ugliest place in the game.
(aside from starting location and purple final dungeon)
an overgrown ruined city in a massive forest is way fricking better than a literal empty desert or shitty flat grasslands with no defining features
the whole game should've been exploring ancient ruins like that, when the urayan mines opened up and I actually saw the city I was so excited but then you can barely even explore it
it feels like this whole game was just an excuse to reuse assets and they didn't even capitalize on the idea properly
Everything about the game is half assed and rushed. Remember when people thought the game would be high quality after Monolith announced that they were releasing it sooner than announced?
I wonder if the Consul lost complete interest in harming this land.
I already thought Valdi's part was really rushed but then Juniper is a 10 minute distraction without the cool cutscene to make up for it.
It's just in case of you doing no sidequests to sell off the Mio drama scene that follows.
Bros I want to tell Eunie she doesn't need to tell me what's bothering her but she needs to eat all the burritos.
She has perpetual PMS
why are the areas so fricking huge and flat and boring as fricking shit
it's just like future connected
It’s like Sonic Frontiers, except Sonic’s area were that big and reworked multiple to handle Sonic’s very core of his speed. I have no clue what’s the goal here for FE and 3.
>try to make big areas like X
>don't add the fast/fun movement mechanics back in
the movement being a snorefest is one big thing i hate about 1/2/3. I hate games where I can't push buttons when traversing the map. I even tried aggroing stuff and dashing to see if it was faster than just running and unfortunately it wasn't.
Wait... I thought only the the AI controlled characters could dash??
click the control stick during combat. you're welcome.
There's virtually no excuse for not making Ouroboros capable of traversing the areas
They could literally copypasted Dolls's driving animation for Ouroboroses.
Lazy c**ts.
My only guess is that they couldn't get the Switch to load in assets fast enough. Remember the motorcycle in BotW that would momentarily freeze up the game if you went too fast?
I also hate that you can't jump down to lower areas in the same region. Like colony Gamma sits above the red grass area where you first become Ouroboros, but if you try to jump the game acts like you jumped out of the map. I mean sure, the fall damage would kill you anyway, but it just feels like an arbitrary limitation in a series that has always been about freedom of exploration.
It also would be cool if there was a post-game traversal skill to nullify fall damage.
>Remember the motorcycle in BotW that would momentarily freeze up the game if you went too fast?
pretty sure it does the same on the Wii U
there is though? ouroboros is thematically supposed to be something time limited and restricted. They glow red hot and go "Warning!" for a reason.
Because they'd explode
Yeah I hate that too, I wish they would bring back sprinting at least.
>mfw just thought of using noah's ouroboros to sword surf through that god awful desert
holy frick why didn't they do this
Lame areas, lame music, lame final boss, lame story.
Xenobalde 3, more like Lame-o-lame 3! Everything about this game is LAME!!!
>it's like a jilted ex gf
Wow, just like Xenoblade 3!
ah ha. figured it out. it's a female (or possibly a troon) who is mad that ChadRex has 3 wives and had kids with all of them.
I'm only about 6 hours into XB3 but I'm really enjoying it. My one comment is the music seems way more bland/ignorable than 1's and especially 2's so far. Does that change? 2's soundtrack in particular is banger after banger
No
well that sucks. Fricking nips
The area themes are generally quiet, but battle music and cutscene thenes are pretty good.
Where can I get the shaders for yuzu
You morons are forgetting that Monolithsoft is developing for the fricking Switch, there is zero chance adding any of those movement options could've been implemented without the Switch melting more than it already does when running the game.
But it worked on the Wii U?
Isn't the switch stronger than Wii U?
>Isn't the switch stronger than Wii U?
There's a reason Xenoblade X is still the best looking Xenoblade game.
Based. I'm so happy we were blessed with XCX.
Based Xchads. We're never getting another game like it again though, it was a once in a lifetime blessing.
I remember when everyone assumed that XCX on Switch was a definite thing
Now we'll be lucky if we get anything by the game's 10th anniversary
Once-in-a-lifetime, lightning-in-a-bottle world design and exploration.
Don't be upset that it's over. Be glad that it happened.
Monolith once again disappointed us with 3, after the disaster that was 2. We're never getting another X aren't we?
The switch is quite literally stronger than the Wii U you mongoloid.
keep telling yourself that
The switch can't even run Xenoblade Chronicles X because it doesn't have any loading screens when traversing the map.
>Xenoblade X is still the best looking Xenoblade game
you misspelled 2
Only Uraya looks THAT good in 2.
Every corner of XCX is an art.
Yep. Takahashi is too busy with games based on "boy meets girl" idea, very fun and unique never saw it before.
1 DE, 2 and 3 all look better than X. X is utter fricking garbage visually.
Xenoblade chronicles x has the most cohesive art direction and textures. Draw distance is also the best and it's not a jagged blurry mess like DE, 2,and 3.
>Xenoblade chronicles x has the most cohesive art direction
>pre-teens in bunny girl outfits running around in robots
>cohesive
How is he wrong? Everyone either wears normal clothes or sci-fi tacticool suits. The random fanservice armors only the player wears are irrelevant. He's right about the graphical aspects too.
too obvious of a samegay
Too obviously a guy without an argument kek.
It's more like it looks good and has an actual open world, it's increasingly apparent the Switch would have trouble running it. You can just toggle the gamepad screen like how it works on Cemu.
>switch would have too much trouble running it
>only has played XCX on an emulator
The switch can barely run XC3 let alone XCX
>Xenoblade chronicles x has the most cohesive art direction
nobody, not even you unironically believe this.
jesus Xgays are fricking delusional
If your shitty game was so great why doesn't Monolith want to release it on Switch? Oh wait...
Um it's literally one of the biggest technical marvels of the last several decades and would be too much for the switch to handle.
TWO SCREENS
LITERALLY TWO WHOLE SCREENS
Switch is half as powerful as the Wii U. Muh handheld meme really drove home the bullshit that is Nintendo.
homies, you have turbo mode for the boat, game loads assets just fine. It must be laziness.
The ocean has the advantage of having areas spaced way out from one another, Fornis has biomes packed right next to one another.
If you go with a straight line from Agnus castle to the sword with the turbo boat you will sometimes have the game freeze for a second or two.
Is it just me or is Chapter 5 pretty light on sidequest? I'm going through all the colonies but not getting many new ones. Do I need to progress the chapter more?
From thumbnail I thought she had massive cleavers.
Disappointed.
>Torna released 9 months after XC2
>story expansion for 3 is coming out 18 months after XC3
So either they're short on staff because of BOTW2, or this expansion will be even bigger than Torna.
>have to wait until 2024 to play the end of the story
Torna wasn't that good, calm down, It reused practically everything from the base game.
>It reused practically everything from the base game
I mean thats basically what BOTW2 is doing and you can see how hyped people are for that
>you can see how hyped people are for that
Because Nintenbabies will eat up anything Nintendo put out. BoTW is an empty open world game that came over a decade after open world games had been milked dry and people acted like it was revolutionary.
It better be a continuation of the story if Xenoblade 4 doesn't happen in the same worlds.
Now that we've seen how XC3 handles the "reused world" thing, I wonder how it will be in BOTW2.
Probably not as interesting since XC3 is a fusion of two worlds.
They did something interesting in XC3?
More interesting than "the golem has a bokoblin camp on top of it now"
>Displaying mutualistic relationships with creatures in the overworld
That’s already more interesting than what they did in XC3
It really, really isn't.
Black person the lizard men are seen riding different wildlifes in 3
No character will be as popular as the skimpy clothed blades from xeno 2
It will not have the same long term push as xeno 2
If you don't cater for your target demographic you will lose. Every time.
can I play xcx on a steam deck?
Yup.
X is proof that videogames can be art.
is there anything I need to do to get it uncensored and undubbed?
google exactly what you asked and it should lead to a reddit post with the link
>playing Undub when the English voices are canon because the game is about Americans
so you watch Jackie Chan movies dubbed in Chinese?
fricking dumb Black person
If the Jackie Chan is about Chinese natives, yes I watch it in Chinese.
>undubbed
Soulless. If Tatsu's voice didn't wanna make you blow your brains out you didn't beat X.
Don't remind me
Just download the euro version from nyaa. It's already patched and ready to go.
How does XCX emulate these days? Please don't give me some shit like "it's perfect" and then list like 20 different issues. Does it play like it does on Wii U without visual/framerate/sound issues or is there any caveats?
It's kino and perfect. You only need to download the 60 FPS and resolution mods plus a shader cache, it might drop down in a few areas but it runs even in potatos.
Perfect(?) on opengl but vulkan has some minor issues. 60fps is a big imperfect but works.
Why do Xgays whine so much?
>do Valid's robot fetch quest
>lol part 2 of 10
Frick off. This is the new Ursula's New Groove and I will not play along
XBC3 is just shit that you can't go, fly, and climb everywhere
world exploration hasn't evolved
In a perfect world, X would have been the series' template moving forward and not the dogshit of 2.
Absolute chad. XC2 and XC3 should have never been made and it shows. XC3 might just be one of the worst and most disappointing games ever made.
Unadulterated, exploratory, artful, kino.
Everything after XCX was an abomination that Ganker despises with a burning passion.
>but can we all agree that plot is bad?
It's the worst plot in all JRPG history.
Exploration peaked with XCX and never topped it
How the frick do I figure out which enemy I am fighting when I am fighting like 7 humans sized enemies at once?
Its so visually busy I can't even see where I need to move for positional arts at all.
They really should have added a much more distinctive indicator for combat. How the frick did they expect anyone to see the tiny orange arrow above enemies with all the shit on screen?
Enable classic targeting mod and combat targeting only, right shoulder button will lock on closest enemy and left will cycle
Wait are the Lost Numbers deleted? Like that's kinda fricked up.
I'll never trust Xgays and how much they try to shill their game
I fell for the Dragon's Dogma hype and got it. God what a fricking mistake. That game is dogshit.
I expect X to be just as shit because those trying to shill X remind me of those trying to shill Dragon's Dogma
no one cares
you replied
you cared
I care about you being a homosexual in the thread. I do not care what game you do or do not play. go be a homosexual elsewhere
I'll continue to do whatever the frick I want in the thread. Suck my wiener
2gay here, X has much better exploration than any other Xenoblade, it's not even a fair comparison with how good the exploration and world are compared to 1, 2 and 3
Both Dragon's Dogma and X are good games but acquired tastes for people who aren't philistines, so stay away the filter is working as inteded homosexual.
You explore huge map with cute girls
Cute girls can wear almost nothing, very hot
You fight, gun go bang bang bang
You run around city, hear "uhh...YEAH" at night
You watch weird alien get shot and killed, funny
You get zenni, buy giant robots
Giant robot go ZOOM through sky, turn into car
You have fun, game fun
At least Xenoblade 3 has a ton of new assets for the characters and it was obvious from the first trailer. BotW 2 more or less looks the same as the first one and AoC
>Monolith assisted with BOTW and presumably is assisting with BOTW2
>Since 2017 Monolith has made Torna, XC:DE, and XC3
>Even moved XC3's release date up
>Meanwhile EAD keeps delaying BOTW2 ad infinitum
>The most they've shown off so far is a Talus with Bokoblins on it
Is EAD even trying?
They probably realized what a terrible idea it was to reuse the old map in a game that's supposed to be about exploring. Even if they change up locations and add some floaty new islands, it won't remotely capture the feeling of seeing everything for the first time. With that plus other highly acclaimed open world games like RDR and ER releasing the past years, they're likely desperate as frick to make a game that won't completely bomb the expectations that have gotten really high thanks to the early announcement and all the delays.
So can someone tell me who the frick is Riku?
He's your nopon friend
>Headcanon alert
Riku's descendant and possible disciple of Shulk
We just don't know.
Melia have the answers.
Riku is a raging homosexual.
You'll find out in the DLC, screencap this post
Buy the DLC.
>random nopon has SUPERIOR NIPPON BURADU FOLDED 10000000 TIMES BEST SWORD IN UNIVERSE
>gives it to a literal who off-seer for no reason
I'm only on chapter 3 but please tell me they explain this shit it's too moronic.
Haha...
it's never explained
buy the real ending in a year and a half for $30 goy
its heavily implied that he knows melia and that there's something going on but thats about it
there's an absolute frickton of contrived nonsense in this game, we're just here for eunie's udders
It's made of a special metal that can be forged. The sword isn't special, its the metal.
You'll see it later.
>people who didn't play Xeno 1
>confused about a sword that can cut through mechon like butter
I just... I just can't with you people.
One was an energy sword made by god ai and it makes sense. The other is just a nopon having one laying around.
Black person, Dumban literally comes with a sword made by Dickson that can cut through mechon later on when he joins the party. Did you actually play Xeno 1?
Still not as effective as the monado
that's not really the point
Plus Dickson was WORKING FOR Zanza. So him having a sword like that makes sense. Not some random puffball.
Which is why you morons should wait for the dlc where they explain rikus backstory 🙂
*raughs*
Black person Dickson made the weapon plus there's a whole quest in XC3 dedicated to the 7 Nopon smiths.
Noah asks him how he got his hands on it but Riku dodges the question. Obviously someone gave it to him and told him to give it someone who looked like a protagonist. Noah and Riku talk about it a bit more later
He's Melia's kid
X goes to shit once you get your mech
It only got better. Get some taste, Black person.
No the combat becomes to easy and the exploration becomes boring since you can go so fast
>these are the people that think X is bad
No I think X is amazing I just think the skells are poorly handled
You are a huge homosexual.
Nah
X gets exponentially better once you get your skell
Once you get your real Skell*
What are this game's superbosses? Anything coo like Ophion?
No
No, but the hardest one has a unique theme
Noah named Lucky Seven Monado, didn't he? Why else would they make it such a mystery.
Side quests 😀
Main quests 🙁
My 20 IQ wife!
I want to lick the small of her back
When I see those lines I...uf... really want SMT3 Demi-fiend Hero.
>Explains to the party how babies are made
>Proceeds to drop them at the dorms to spend the night
...was that a good idea?
How do they not already know how babies are made?
they were grown in tubes
have you played the game at all?
Noppon exist
tell me what you know of Nopon reproduction, anon
Nopon FRICK
Riki in 1 has a wife and shit ton of children, because of this he is also broke and needs lots of money to feed them.
this doesn't mean they didn't hatch from eggs or were brought by a stork or something
How do you think eggs are made
are you suggesting that sex creates eggs? because fish and chickens would like a word with you
also humans. the eggs are already present in that instance
state your whole point anon because what you've said makes no sense
how does adoption imply sex though? "biological" just means they don't spontaneously pop into existence which im pretty sure wasn't on the table as a possibility
Not sex like us put eggs need to be fertilized some how
>eggs need to be fertilized some how
sure but that doesn't only happen via sex. maybe they lay eggs and the male just jizzs on em
i dont recall the topic ever being delved in to
I know that Kino is adopted so that implies that the other children are made in some biological way.
Not only that but the Nopon in all the colonies can live longer than 10 years because they don't have the forced expiration, you can see it in the affinity chart. They don't actually care about the war and just play both sides for kicks.
It was the perfect idea.
Isn't she like 18 here
>who wants to learn how babies are made?
>BUCKLE UP
the doujins are writing themselves. this ugly old bastard is going to frick sena, eunie AND mio pregnant
Why did Nia stop before telling Mio she was her daughter?
Signifier is actually the most broken class in the game
Is this game worth playing if I haven’t played any others in the series? I wanna play the shiny new game
You COULD, but you would be moronic to start with 3.
How to unlock Incursor rank 20?
Build Valdi's robot
>haven't finished the game
>keep coming to threads threads and reading every post and spoiling myself
>get really upset
what is wrong with me
Dumb dumb
Sucks for you I literally didnt look any piece of media WHATSOEVER after the reveal trailer.
I had the purest experience posssible.
>world saved by not one but TWO sassy black women
Is there more to the Mechonis Sword area than just the small interior section and the city? The balcony area outside the city is pretty cool so it would be disappointing if that's all there is to it.
we got btfo...
Nice shitpost, may have some valid points but at the end of the day if you throw a 0 at a functioning game that's a shitpost
Post your top 3 classes
Ashera's
Nia's
Cammuravi's
FMJ, flash fencer and thaumaturge
Got to chapter 4 and i can guess a good bit of the plot going forward.
>Almost everyone is a clone
>main bad guy is mad that time is a thing and things come to an end or something so he just keeps things on repeat
The mobeius thing kind of ruined the plot the moment i saw it
It plays out exactly as you are imagining it.
And its totally not noah in a dumb gold mask is dumb as hell.
at first I thought 3's chain attacks were better than 2's, and sure they're way more strategic, but holy shit do they take fricking forever, in 2 you could finish them pretty quickly so even with weaker enemies they were viable, but in 3 they always take way too long so unless it's a very hard boss or you want to overkill it's not worth wasting so much time
they also have the forced song you can't turn off that gets old
and not having qte's for the big hits honestly makes it feel like something is missing
plus once you understand the system it's honestly kind of braindead, in 2 setting up a shitton of orbs for a full combo at least took some work
in this all the setup happens during the chain attack itself so assuming your party is literally not all healers it's impossible to frick it up
I'm not baiting and I like the game actually, but can we all agree that plot is bad? I mean everything is either
>too obvious
>barely explained
>is a red herring
That's not to say interactions between characters aren't cute but I found Noah to have less of a character than freaking Byleth!
I must admit that scene in maternity ward was really soulful. As a gay dude I can't really appreciate that stuff about babies and shit, but it was really naive and cute in some way,
The game wins in the emotional department but completely shits the bad when trying to tell coherent story
As a female, it certainly made my uterus tickle. Good scene.
>as a female
you know the rules
>tfw did the in game salute for ethel when she died
be honest anons, how autistic am I?
Shut up homosexual. I like the game, its just the plot is easy to figure out.
Best class? Incursor
Best girl? Alex
Best attire? Incursor
this reeks of desperation, anon
it's embarrassing
>this reeks of desperation, anon
Wow, just like Xenoblade 3, what with it's lame plot, lame characters, lame worlds, lame zones, lame gameplay, lame graphics, lame music, lame final boss, and lame ending!
bro do you even see yourself right now. it's like a jilted ex gf
>XBC3
Sorry, i dont live in the UK.
how much longer is the story after you wake up nia? i am absolute tired to do the exact same shit in every new zone over and over again.
Wake up Melia and kill final boss. Not that long.
i can't wait for the day this board get thread IDs
>long awaited sequel to JRPG alot of people like
>turns out to be by far the worst and most hated game of 2022
Shaame. Hopefully we can get an equivalent of Toothpaste-chan's gamen to save the series
Spectacular bait. You managed to be completely wrong about two franchises.
Wasn't Awakening literally the beginning of the end for FE though? Like it was the deciding moment that shifted it from an SRPG to a dating sim hybrid?
Fire Emblem is consistently shit and the only game with good gameplay in the entire franchise is Conquest. Thankfully the only game with arguably bad gameplay is X.
post the discord
don't worry I'm working on doxxing eric
you won't have to bear him for much longer
What did she mean by this?
"this man is going to get the Turbo Gawk Gawk 3000 treatment"
I enjoy 3 more than 2 because the characters feel like humans instead of anime characters.
why are you playing a japanese rpg at all?
I enjoy the gameplay and stories of most JRPGs but end up hating a lot of the characters they have.
This game was a nice change of pace because of the nature of the story you didn't end up with literally every character having a tragic backstory due to "muh parents died" or "muh sibling evil" because there's literally no families. So that's a plus.
yeah, instead nobody in this game is interesting at all
great "improvement"
I mean, how else are Keves classes supposed to keep up
Lone Exile and Machine Assassin are both pretty fun
They are but the issue is how long their arts take to charge
You can force the arts to charge faster, anon.
Explain how.
NTA but one of the healer classes gets an aoe they drop that charges your abilities quicker, there are attack speed and 2x attack gems for the aa charge abilities
for tanks and healers there is an accessory that charges your abilities faster when a non-defender has aggro
im probably forgetting some stuff too
Is anyone else running into the problem where the sidequests feel non-canon and bizzare with how weird the commanders act, how the consuls act, and how inconsequential the rest of the colony people are or their flame clocks or how stilted the dialogue is. Sidequests and heroquests feel non-canon.
Main quest meanwhile has some really badly handled tokusatsu-tier villains (which could be executed well!) that take me out of it.
I'm actually loving the MC cast interaction scenes the most going through the game along with the gameplay itself.
Also the subs don't seem accurate?
The hero quests are mostly terrible. If you played one per week they'd feel no different than a monster-of-the-week anime episode.
i agree with the sidequests, but on the note of moebius being cackling cartoons....they -are- essentially rogue mods in an MMO that was forced on everyone without their knowledge, so it actually kinda fits
The hero quests are mostly terrible. If you played one per week they'd feel no different than a monster-of-the-week anime episode.
I got hit with whiplash because in all the sidequests noah is like this perfect mediator talking to everyone and all of a sudden in story cutscenes with mio he's acting like a moronic autist, which is even stupider because they've literally seen each other's memories since the beginning of the game
it's like they forgot they established that as a plot point and what the actual implications of something like that would be
>they've literally seen each other's memories since the beginning of the game
I was under the impression that it was more like they saw glimpses instead of literally absorbing 100% of their memories. I may be reading into that wrong, but that's just how it's come across to me.
NTA this was my impression as well because when they speak on it later it's always vague impressions and imperfect recollections
they literally fuse into one being, hand waving it away like that is fricking stupid and that's literally what they do in the dialogue before the O P fight
you can't have something like that be part of the story and just pretend it isn't a huge fricking deal, it's the kind of thing that completely changes how the characters should be thinking and behaving
>they literally fuse into one being
I dunno bro, I watched DBZ and Goku didn't get Vegeta's memories when they fuse.
it's stated and shown extensively in game that they get each other's memories, and then they just handwave away the implications of that except when it's convenient like with J and even then they half ass it
it's just shitty writing and huge wasted potential for something that could have given them a lot of depth
>it's stated and shown extensively in game that they get each other's memories
ish but also
Xenoblade 3 isn't a game. It's a product meant for secondaries to basedface over and say "I RECOGNISE THAT, I CLAPPED!!!" Absolutely no thought went into any aspect of this trashfire.
Theyre 100% correct, cope.
go away
>spoilers in the OP
Fricking Black person.
OP is a Black person but you should avoid Ganker entirely until you finish the game if you don't want spoilers.
I think the biggest complaint I have is the pacing as it pertains to leveling. I feel like content is all over the fricking place and maybe it's because I'm playing on normal. It's either
>stay 10+ levels ahead of the main story and be able to kill unique monsters
OR
>maintain the same level as story and get buttfricked by everything that isn't a normal mob because of the level difference and then be forced to remember all the locations to come back to
I just hit up some side quests and leveled at the camp and for the duration I've been playing (~45 hours) I just haven't felt comfortable with the level I'm at and the quests I'm doing. I end up bouncing all over and I don't remember this being the case with 1 or 2. I thought most of the named monsters (unless they were 40+ levels ahead of you and clearly meant for later on) were able to be killed once you got to the zone.
@608058214
@608058380
>he's literally copypasting his posts from other threads
dude, seriously, seek help
So i am playing this game while on holiday atm. Never really played jrpgs and i wonder why everyone is talking about sex and shit when the game is so tame. Is this mostly virgins that never spent a night with a girl at a lake getting their romantic fix or wtf is up with yall?
Just ignore them. JRPGs attract "anime shippers" who love to pair up people and imagine them having sex as if they were playing with barbie dolls.
It's mostly because the game itself will touch upon some related themes later.
this
but also it's legit a plot point that the main cast don't know about procreation and then learn about it later on
LMAO they biggest shill is now a pedo so they gotta damage control this dumb anime flop harder (KEK)
This is true BTW. The huge uptick in negative opinions about XB3 have been caused by Enel's discord reeling over the fact their leader has been outted as a pedophile (pic related).
XBX is the last good Xeno game tho.
>XBX is the last good Xeno game tho.
It is the very worst Xenoblade when it comes to gameplay.
How can a micro celebrity and less than 100k followers and his discord that literally 99% of the population doesnt even knows it exist affect the game?
The real reason of the negative opinions are shitposters like you, Eric, people that has expended 6 fricking years of their lives doing this shit.
So my theory stands that only normalgay secondaries are liking this game.
>OH NO OH THE INCELS OH THE VIRGINS
Please
>nooo how dare you even talk about heckin X this is franchise genocide!
Kys
>funded by Blackrock
Always funny to me when Ganker tries to discuss finance. Blackrock doesn't fund shit, moron.
This is one of the less stupid pol memes. ETF providers do sometimes vote on corporate governance decisions "on behalf of" their retail clients, and larry fink is the biggest esg investing guy.
Where the frick are the lewd mods?
>
>Shitposter is a chink
>He crosspost on other chink forums
Why is Eunie such a c**t?
She's literally an above average Australian / European woman.
Ghondor however? Literally the worst of my country manifest
her dialogue is completely different in the Japanese version, the troony localiser basically rewrote the entire game.
proof of this?
he made it the frick up
That's I figure, I just like asking to back these morons into the corner because they have nothing except their schizo fantasies.
I haven't seen any posts talking about the literal japanese text of some of this so called "troony localization". But I also know none of these people b***hing about shit like this even know japanese, so kind of a moot point.
anon, almost every single negative post in this thread is from a singular deranged schizo who shitposted 2 for half a decade and is now doing the same with 3
it's beyond pathetic
What did the Xenoblade franchise ever do to deserve this...
I genuinely don't understand how this is possible, isn't this guy bored having spent 6 years doing this every day??
He has not even been right in anything he has said in all these years about Xenoblade, what is his goal?
I mean you're speaking to a shill so he's not any better.
Touché
Indeed. Whenever you see someone like that you can safely assume he's been arguing with the "guy" for all those years. And that's the actual Barry, the guy defending x game from "shitposters". The guy shitting on x game is just as often a strawman as it is an actual entity. Like I've been called random names from Barry-like schizos and I don't even know who they are. Just for sharing some opinion I had or whatever.
And by the way I have no stake in the discussion you were having, just giving you my two cents. I will say that I dislike many modern localizations though so I wouldn't doubt that Xenoblade 3's was changed for the west. I mean beyond it being based on UK English rather than American.
I wasn't having any discussion, I was just commenting on how weird that person's constancy seemed to me, but after your comment, I guess there are schizos on both sides of the argument.
As for the locations, from what I've seen it doesn't seem like much has changed, but I don't know, mabye I'm wrong, I guess.
I ain't even going to reply to each of you. Frick localizers and their worshippers.
It was Xgay all along.
it's hilarious how takahashi's games are supposed to be so incredibly deep yet xenogays apparently take everything they read at face value
why do people call ACgay an Xgay? he doesn't like X, he's using it as shitposting material to stir up shit between the fans of the series.
Remind me why we hate meliaputa.
Question About Mio outfit
Is there a way to get back Consul M outfit for Mio? Why the hell would they take it away like that? Frick! The past freedom fighter outfits look sweet as frick, yet we can't have those as well....the frick
no, but it's likely getting added in an update, the probably just forgot since there's really no reason for it not to be an optional costume
Wasn’t expecting to see Poppi run out at the end that was nice.
So how long did it take everyone to beat the game? It took me 95 hours but I did a ton of side content and ended up level 96. Still need to go back and finish some things up.
80 or so hours
I'm at 120 now but still have a lot of things to do
it seems like the final superboss has multiple difficulties, his level increases everytime you defeat him
Notice how none of the X screenshots are actually from a WiiU? Curious
Most 3 screenshots are from Yuzu too. It's almost like you can emulate this series.
>X
>emulator
>the others
>on the switch
hmmm
meant for
The fact you think X is on an emulator proves you wrong you samegayging autist. The right is a bullshot btw.
Right (3) looks better than left (X) and you used a disingenuous "undocked" screenshot of 2.
opinion absolutely discarded and BTFO
Funny that this guy accused me of samegayging. Jesus Christ.
man is anyone even a real fricking human person with real opinions in these threads
Nah, most xenoblade threads on Ganker are pretty low quality. You can get a couple hundred posts in actually talking about the video game but then it will eventually devolve into shitposting from the one anti-xenoblade schizo.
All threads on Ganker are now 90% discord/ Twitter morons and 10% real users
what is the fricking point of these discord raids? Its so fricking stupid. It's like running political shill campaigns but for free
this is an example of a discord raid from shills by the way
>post an actual opinion about a legitimate issue I have with the game
>zero replies
Thank god this thread is 404'ing soon.