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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix him

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Generals belong on >>>/vg/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be honest, I don't think Hermes has enough fans for an entire general.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is the great filter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry pajeet, xiv is a cultural phenomenon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That shit stopped mattering when a fricking janny pinned a WoW thread on this board. Frick off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How come I have seen this in other threads too but never in fire emblem generals?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a janny

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      id have a gangbang with alll of them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hermes's motives are easy to find faults with, he thought experiments deserve protection rather than be eliminated, but did it at the cost of his entire civilization, effectively killing most of the experiments he himself would try to protect.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's a speedreading redditor thinks hermes was a peta member episode

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you fricked up a perfectly good bird. Its got anxiety look what you did
          AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help me understand what women find in Hermes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same reason boys want to frick yotsuyu

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I don't want to frick Yotsuyu, I think she deserves public execution for her ill deeds.
        Besides, she was literally passed around like a hot potato in prostitute houses. Why would I want to throw my hotdog down that hallway?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but you're cringe. If anything I'd save Yotsuyu and tell all of the chink bugmen to frick off.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >simping for le pretty damaged grill that you can totally fix so you might get a chance to sniff her panties
            No, you are the cringe one here

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This, plus Yotsuyu has canonically had malms of wiener.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This, plus Yotsuyu has canonically had malms of wiener.

              Who hurt you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbh i don't think hermes would crack the top 10 of a xiv husband poll

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me neither, but some of them like him
        The other one I don't get is Hythlodaeus, he's mostly just a prettyboy

        [...]
        he was like 11 iirc in a recent character poll

        That's relatively high imo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          final fantasy and pretty boys go together like bread and butter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbh i don't think hermes would crack the top 10 of a xiv husband poll

      he was like 11 iirc in a recent character poll

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well i was right

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but that was women and men included

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fair. i think it's the sad, pool-green eyes, sensitive "nobody gets me" nature and his love of animals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like him for a gay reason which is that at one in life point I felt like him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like most young men go through that phase

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>>/vg/
      Go back.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cool ass robes
    >universal basic income
    >you and all your friends are hot guys as well as powerful magicians
    what there not to love about amaurot?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have a nice day after your done you PhD and if you don't everyone else shames you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone such an npc that they can't even conjure up enough emotion to change the color of a flower

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would the story be any better or worse if Asashi or Zenos were female?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Female Zenos would be a downgrade, only coomers think otherwise

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What stupid tumblr b***h drew him as a homosexual duskwight?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      iirc it's based off of some official art where you can barely see his ears and they're grey

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was japanese but he seems like hed be one tbf

        Disgusting. Doesn't even make sense, Duskwights are an adaptation made in Gelmorra...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think evolution happens that fast, duskwrights probably existed before Gelmorra but weren't called that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was japanese but he seems like hed be one tbf

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do hope we get to meet the reincarnations of all our ancient friends and have them become part of the main team, sure it would be cheesy and fanservicey as frick, but imo we already finished the story of XIV, these next 10 takes will just be a nice epilogue, like dragon ball super

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you mean Hades and Hyth, those would have to be some fast growing babies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        timeskip doko? (also the schizo theory of venat’s reincarnation in that one holiday quest)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Venat can't reincarnate, her soul is gone forever

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >(also the schizo theory of venat’s reincarnation in that one holiday quest)
            She can't reincarnate before she was even dead. She looks like Venat to tie the lyrics of Flow into the water themeing of the Year of the Dragon.

            >being this much in denial
            It's okay to believe anons, remember how some of you didn't believe in her and called her evil back in SHB?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Her soul can't reincarnate a decade before it's in the Lifestream to reincarnate with.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her soul can't reincarnate at all because SE shat on it's own lore because people liked her too much.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think Yoshida is a moron and I don't accept his answers for lore questions in any interviews. He also said that the sundered races are a result of natural evolution which doesn't explain how the exact same races came to be on the First.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the sundered races are a result of natural evolution
                >but we can find them in Elpis
                lel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean the playable races and beastmen, not monsters.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yoshi said Bahamut looked the way he did because Allags viewed him that way. Allags didn't summon him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >(also the schizo theory of venat’s reincarnation in that one holiday quest)
          She can't reincarnate before she was even dead. She looks like Venat to tie the lyrics of Flow into the water themeing of the Year of the Dragon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *years

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont worry. The wol will frick hermes and there child will be venat reborn

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah yeah, we xivving
    uh huh uh huh, we xivving
    we
    LOVE
    this!
    yeah!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that one lalafell
      She failed us...

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wats the GOAT af set

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Astro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The GOAT of GOATs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The upcoming Dragoon AF. Nobody thinks of lalafells as dragoons and they still managed to make a potato look good in the new armor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know but ShB SMN is definitely the worst

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Besides the crakows, I thought it was a pretty good set. Give it a pair of longboots instead.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The legs and boots are recolored ARR leveling gear and the horn is dinky and ugly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of them are made of goats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RDM1 you moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Impossible, EW RDM is the best set.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not a fan of shorts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Femzen need even skinnier limbs honestly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Brother, I'm already a stick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a Pally main of course I'm going to say Pal, but I think the Viper set looks so fricking dope.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Viper set looked shockingly good on roegadyn when I checked them out in the benchmark. A tad tempted to go back to being a roe, but I'd probably get bored or weirded out and want to go back to highlander.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm really glad they didn't neglect the lesser used races, completely with you Roe doesn't look a dumpy c**t anymore also as someone who started out as Roe I changed because of the Roe hitboxes and how my character looked in cutscenes. I might use the free fantasia to see if I can make my original character, see what it looks like in comparison. Then again if they've still got that black shit on the end of their nose I'm not changing, if only I could make a chad like Gosetsu I think that would be perfect.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They do still have the soot on the end of their noses with Hellsguard but it's pretty subdued compared to current.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Roe hitboxes
            Every race has the same sized hitbox.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Which is why it feels so weird, think a Lala has the same hitbox as a Roe but the size of the fricking thing on both which is why I chose a race that isn't extreme on both ends.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They originally didn't.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1.0 doesn't count.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about ARR.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then you're wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          viper set looks like leveling gear, i don't see the appeal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The hood kinda brings it together, and almost all promotional material foregoes the hood so you can actually see the character's face.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What are you pairing the Viper set with, what race? On a lalafell it looks ridiculous of course but on a real race it looks amazing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              femc@ and female middie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's why then, it's meant for Males to colonize the New World. To hunt the wilds for that fertile puss

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lalafell, cuz frick you in particular!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's alright but it's a little too generic for my tastes, honestly. I can see the appeal, though, and the cleavage window is nice for those who are into it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      endwalker drk af

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HW AST.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ARR DRG set closely follow by the HW one.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saw some youtube video and comments saying the ancients' "culture" of killing themselves is beautiful
    >and it's fine to destroy our civilization like the nibirun if we're bored and achieved everything already
    >and they also hate hermes
    Do people irl actually think like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nihilists do until they're in mortal danger

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they forget that the ancients were incredibly long lived, they lived for nigh on an age, for what is akin to thousands of years that they couldn't really die of a natural death.
      It's not even remotely analogous to reality. Because even those ancients who die, know there is an after life, they know for certain in the Aetherial sea and are reborn again potentially given enough time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nihilists do until they're in mortal danger

      Do they forget that the ancients were incredibly long lived, they lived for nigh on an age, for what is akin to thousands of years that they couldn't really die of a natural death.
      It's not even remotely analogous to reality. Because even those ancients who die, know there is an after life, they know for certain in the Aetherial sea and are reborn again potentially given enough time.

      read Schopenhauer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Say what you want to say, don't do this vague "read a book" reddit shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The best comedy books I've ever read in my life

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope this skill is tied to Queen and not something gay like Wildfire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like its not just aoe anchor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honestly I'd still take it, I just don't want it to be more 2-minute sloppa
        half the reason I play MCH is because I only need to care about lining up Wildfire and maybe-sometimes Queen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's a followup attack tied to it but idk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a followup to Barrel Stabilizer.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are MaleRa players like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better than seeing this when you enter Main duty roulette. I'm so fricking sick of the ERP side of this game, they need to go back to being locked away to their ERP clubs and no where else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you were warned
        transfer from light

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Warned? Light is the English speaking half of UK/ EU DC it's not kinky, Chaos is the French speaking that's it. These people are weirdos doing that shit out in regular places no matter the server.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm so fricking sick of human beings being human
        Eunuch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You gonna get groomed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >on Faerie
      You were asking for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you get for looking like a bawd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your own fault for walking alone at night

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS, I think I'm excited about Dawntrail.

    Talk me out of it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still not as bad as WoW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FLY
        EVER FORWARD STARRY-EYED
        TO AN OPEN WOOUUUUNNNDDDD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You want something to de-hype you?
      New Golden Saucer game is Blitzball

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >New Golden Saucer game is Blitzball
        Literally something I requested around Heavensward when Yoshi-P visited my World.
        You failed to de-hype me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now for the de-hype
          I ruse cruised you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly its still a possibility they did say there are new Golden Saucer games coming and havent said what they are never say never

              I know they mentioned having "new plans for deep dungeons" at all the fanfests but they never specified what that is. New objective types for the floors of the Endwalker one? New upgrade system for something more rougelike? Idk. Maybe they kept it simple and the same instead.

              Here's the promotional website for Dawntrail if you want to have a look for yourself, it went live yesterday.
              https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >new unreal trials
        >niddhogg extreme in modern FF14
        This is going to be even funnier than Thordan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know they mentioned having "new plans for deep dungeons" at all the fanfests but they never specified what that is. New objective types for the floors of the Endwalker one? New upgrade system for something more rougelike? Idk. Maybe they kept it simple and the same instead.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also I'm surprised they gave the field operation a name and description before almost anything else. It seemed like the thing they were the most unwilling to show and confirm until JP fanfest. Nothing for the cosmic exploration thing either which is typically in the x.1 patches. Hm.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm guessing it's because EW having no Exploration Zone is what people missed most, I'm not talking raid types who only care about 8 man instance content they queue up for while they afk in Limsa.
            It's also a case of you don't know what you have until it's gone and I really do think overrall EW having no Exploration Zone is a good thing for the game, too many people shat on Eureka and Bojza, and now we know what happens when there isn't any of that type of content at all in an expansion.
            I can't wait, I know it won't be until 7.3 probably until it releases which is next year but it gives me something to look forward to once the Expansion story is over.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can't wait to hang out here.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I am really looking forward to people shitting on the new foray because it will actually be really grindy as they all are at the start and people that like the old forays have only played heavily nerfed versions
              also looking forward to Eureka being well and truly dead because of it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it'd be hilarious if they didn't even bother with something like lost actions this time and just gave everyone boring role abilities like variant.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt they'll do that, as abilities are a core appeal of the forays, but I won't be surprised if it's a bit smaller in scale, maybe one map instead of 2

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt it. They are well aware that abilities are what turned around public perception on Eureka after Pagos.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It will still definitely be less grindy than release Eureka.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Release eurekas were fine mostly, now PAGOS, that was some utter fricking shitshow.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bozja was not grindy lol, people were finished with it within a couple hours. Eureka took a week of multi-hour sessions to reach level 20.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Rimmen looking a little different these days
              damn you Ithelia

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have that one funny SMN picture of the primal buttons being on a toddlers toy?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tural

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >south tural is populated unwashed hordes of beastmen and furries
      >north tural is populated by hyperborean ubersmensch in robot bodies from the ninth shard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its funny to think of how the perception of valve has changed since this picture was originally made.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the secret.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't believe that Tural gets Trains before Eorzea. The Garleans were right to call us savages.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an Eorzean train built by Amajina & Sons

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking knew it wasn't over, this SEAmonkey DDOS the game because he can't play it those salty little shits I swear are making me hate them more, the more they do this.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did no one on this troon game tell me nophica was truly a fertility goddess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could have just read that for yourself when picking your deity at character creation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >selected Nophica as my matron because I just input my birthday
      >find out what she looks like

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Did the same with Azeyma
        >She's a fiery redhead who'd really want to share adventures with you
        >Writers are morons and kill her off like most of the gods instead of turning them into mortals
        Sometimes choosing right is a curse.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When does info from the media tour come out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When the game stops being DDOS'd.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Europoors were only allowed to do their previews yesterday so they gotta give them time to make their videos. Probably a week or two.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give it to me straight
    is FFXI better than FFXIV?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it's fricking dogshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the classes are way better and RoZ-ToAU are goat mmo expansions. retail currently suffers a lot of the same problems as FFXIV where people just burn outdated content and not a lot of socializing is going on. a lot of people buying gil to finish relic/mythic/empyrean weapons they never could and buying afk spots in parties to finish mastery or buying dynamis runs. from what I hear there is still some endgame content to be done. blue mage is awesome and overpowered in FFXI and if you want to experience really unique jobs try puppetmaster and corsair. you’ll never get the experience of having to buy a shit ton of food and medicine to go get wrecked by a level 30 story fight or shit your pants running an alliance through riverne or coming so close to beating tenzen or alexander, but it’s a good story experience

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's the greatest RPG ever made.
      But if you have ADHD and need fast paced action then no, you'll be filtered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      depends on how you like your MMOs
      I for one don't care for anything about XI or how it plays, so I avoid it.
      If you like that kind of MMO, you'll like it.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the 31st Yoshida where's my benchmark 2.0.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new lodestone message
      >it's a sale announcement

      Give me the fricking benchmark.

      Yeah where is it? even if it comes next week we don't have a date yet and they usually say dates with a week in advanced

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They said May 30/31 last liveletter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They said that OR the next week after

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    could I buy FFXI now and wait like half a year to redeem it?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TOOLTIPS WHERE
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you losing your mind, the expansion releases in less than a month, LESS THAN 1 MONTH BOYS we're under 1 month in now, just wait.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just realised myself less than one month to go.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why are you losing your mind
        I'M TERMINALLY AUTISTIC I NEED MY NEW INFORMATION NOW NOW NOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro it's all two-minute cooldowns that do some arbitrary potency number
          chill the frick out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      War tooltips

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >discord file name
        Rin at it again?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new lodestone message
    >it's a sale announcement

    Give me the fricking benchmark.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're dealing with DDOS attacks again right now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >DDOS attacks on FFXIV at the EXACT time WoW's expac beta date gets announced for next week

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There have been DDOS attacks ongoing for a few weeks now.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do I play into DT for the based conquistador look? I'm thinking PLD but I need some recommendations for a glam that fits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably tank or melee with the Dohn Mheg/Matoya's Relict gear. There's nothing really with that trademark conquistador helmet though.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems the benchmark update got delayed again. If it was coming this week it would've been added with the site update yesterday.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so why did yoshitpiss lie about there being a cool secret for twitter reactions?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be an Esthar scenario, Solution 9 background object hidden by an illusion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you compare the two, there's definitely something in the [SECRET] version from Fan Fest. It could've been edited since because the artist or Yoshida preferred it this way or perhaps there are two versions once you progress to a certain point, but it wasn't covered up for no reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you compare the two, there's definitely something in the [SECRET] version from Fan Fest. It could've been edited since because the artist or Yoshida preferred it this way or perhaps there are two versions once you progress to a certain point, but it wasn't covered up for no reason.

      Some of the rock formations in the far distance are clearly redone and the original with "secret" has a lot more purple.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably Solution Nine.
        Looking at the map, Shaaloani is right next to Heritage Found and Sol.9.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably Solution Nine.
        Looking at the map, Shaaloani is right next to Heritage Found and Sol.9.

        ok so your coping

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The twist is that Solution Nine actually overlooks Shaaloani, and Heritage Found is not under Solution Nine, but on the 12th shard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The 12th shard doesn't exist anymore. They could be from it but they can't still be on it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            According to the datamined areas coordinates, the last area in on a different astral body ID (7), a mere cyberspace area like

            Heritage is on the map, the final zone is in cyberspace/artificial lifestream. District 9 citizens live only through holograms, there aren't any humanoid NPCs in the city, they've uploaded their consciousness to the artificial lifestream. The story is about nature vs industry, and how they're both reflections of each other. Nature thrives on resources which are also living, industry thrives on cybersouls im the artificial lifestream which are still living in a matter of speaking.

            is implying would be weird to have a different astral body number than where the servers are (which would be the source).
            As a reminder, the current astral bodies IDs are:
            >1: Source
            >2: Norvrandt
            >3: Menphina/Moon
            >4: Ultima Thule
            >5: 13th
            >6: 13th's moon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tacking one zone to another shard would be peak moronic, but knowing Yoshida it's also not surprising. He's done an excellent job at making the world of XIV feel incredibly small since SB
              >Othard is nearly 3x the size of Eorzea but only has three zones
              >Had to build Norvrandt in a way that excused it only have a handful of zones
              >Garlemald is one zone visited in Aldenard when it could easily host it's own six-zone expansion (not saying Garlemald should've had it's own expansion, more so just how big Aldenard is and the missed potential for anything in it)
              >The Void is a fricking solo instance
              >repeating Othard's mistake with Tural, and you don't even get to visit the gulf coast of it
              >potentially packing all of a remaining shard into one zone you'll never visit again after DT
              Frick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Heritage Found tower structure is on the map anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Heritage is on the map, the final zone is in cyberspace/artificial lifestream. District 9 citizens live only through holograms, there aren't any humanoid NPCs in the city, they've uploaded their consciousness to the artificial lifestream. The story is about nature vs industry, and how they're both reflections of each other. Nature thrives on resources which are also living, industry thrives on cybersouls im the artificial lifestream which are still living in a matter of speaking.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get your kappa costume today before the event ends, I nearly forgot.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we get more involved enrages in DT. Would like to see fights that have an enrage phase and encouragement on holding your burst for it instead of flowcharting the whole 10 minutes.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey where is the benchmark?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the EW alliance raids are the best ones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >arr
        too many trash packs
        >hw
        dun scaith
        >sb
        not awful, but exposes shitters
        >shb
        too many perimeter/off arena aoes, storyline is meh, tile sets are meh
        >ew
        good balance of mechanics, your class feels good at level 90, interesting story, hot chick heaven. interested to hear other opinions on this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >good balance of mechanics
          >interesting story
          I don't know what version of Myths you played but it was NOT whats in the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but exposes shitters
          And how is that a bad thing again?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ARR is fine and it was better a long time ago when it had mechanics. Sadly it doesn't. Story was okay.
          HW were some of the best world building and I enjoy all of the mechanics in the raids. People should be forced to run more Dun Scaith. Overall story worked for what it was doing.
          SB: crossovers are kinda iffy and I've soured more on them recently. But the voice acting was top notch and the mechanics were all good. The best A-raid for gameplay. They did work to actually merge the story with the games but eh.
          ShB had some fun design but it shows more what I'm talking about with crossovers and last time I was in them the HP felt overly inflated which kinda made them feel like a slog. I don't want mechanics to get completely overrun like CT but I also don't want to feel like things take forever to die.
          EW raids were good. Mechanics were fun but not the most challenging. The story is pretty good and probably takes second best out of the more original A-raid story content though the only other contender is CT. The twelve passing on could have been handled with a little more elegance but people could also not be moronic and understand that it is what needed to happen and no it doesn't go against the point of Endwalker.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start expansion
    >30 minutes in Limsa, again
    >Title screen on the boat, again
    >situated in the city, go see Texas for 90 minutes/see Mexico for 90 minutes then vice versa
    >big leader guy sets you up to fail on a raft hunt, lvl 91 dungeon, to kill the big alligator Estinien fights in the trailer
    >you prevail, he then sets you up for further failure trying to do a rite of passage with the big bird
    >go to peru, solve their problems, climb the mountains for level 93 dungeon
    >more conflict brewing, 93 trial soon after
    >big leader guy is finally impressed, decides to go easy on you but you defeating big bird was more than just a rite to prove yourself and the mamoolja warrior used you
    >visit the Amazon and its underground temples with the 95 dungeon, more of plot is revealed as to why the southern lands are bountiful while northern lands are arid and yield no harvest
    >northern territory is making a move, mamoplja warrior works with them and big leader guy is killed, assault their forward bases and fight The Eliminator in the 97 dungeon before discovering Heritage Found and Solution 9
    And that's it for context clues by this point, no way to tell what may happen afterwards until the launch trailer but who knows maybe they'll be smart enough to not show the final dungeon like with SHB and EW. It's entirely possible Heritage and the Amazon swap places as lvl 95 and lvl 97 regions as well, but I think it makes more sense for the story to progress north and stay there for the climax instead of bouncing back and forth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Expansion stories bounce back and forth between regions all the time, that's why the starting areas always have higher level sections. I do agree that it'd make more sense if the story progresses northwards and stays there though.
      I wonder if we'll just keep going north after we end up in Solution 9, all the way into Canada... but we just had an ice area last expansion so I doubt that. Maybe ending up somewhere in New England would be more likely.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is true, but given the map I don't really see how it would work. HW was a pretty linear adventure, only returning to Sea of Clouds for the sake of Bismarck. Stormblood was sort of a circle, SHB returned to the two regions you meet each of the twins in, and EW was also a linear adventure only returning to Labyrinthos. The Amazon is the only real candidate you could return to, or theoretically returning to Mexico to gain entrance to the Amazon but usually that stuff is accomplished at the 95 dungeon and not before, so in this case Heritage would be the 95 region. It's not like they always stick to their mold but rarely do they deviate a considerable amount.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Tell me, have you been to the ruins beneath the waters of the Bounty? Or the treasure islands beyond the frozen waters of Blindfrost, in Othard's north? The fabled golden cities of the New World? The sacred sites of the forgotten people of the south sea isles? What about Meracydia, the southern continent? Do you know aught of its present state of affairs? ...I thought not. Even of your little Eorzea, you know precious little. The true identities of the Twelve, for instance. All of which is to say: expand your horizons. Go forth and seek discovery. Some of the civilizations in the reflections will surprise you. As the bearer of Azem's crystal, you may consider your duty to see at least that much. I certainly did."

    So how many of these are going to be real zones and how many will be side content?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only ones left at all are Blindfrost and Meracydia.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The true identities of the Twelve
      It would really be a shame if something happened to them, haha.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Treasure islands seem ripe for a dungeon criterion or otherwise. Meracydia will be an expansion, probably 8.o or 9.0? Though that's obviously just a guess. I think we've done everything else except the obvious bit that's relevant to the new world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ruins beneath the waters of the Bounty
      6.1, Alzadaal's Bounty
      >treasure islands beyond the frozen waters of Blindfrost, in Othard's north
      Could be field exploration stuff for another expansion.
      >the fabled golden cities of the New World
      We're about to head there.
      >the sacred sites of the forgotten people of the south sea isles
      6.55, Aloalo Island
      >Meracydia
      Probably the next expansion.
      >true identities of the twelve
      6.1-6.5, Mythology of Eorzea raid series
      >civilizations in the reflections
      I doubt they'd just stop at the First and the Void, so could be material for future expansions. Could also have something to do with Solution 9.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rozen waters of Blindfrost, in Othard's north
      I have a feeling they will use this for the "FFVII expansion" to have North Crater

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BENCHMARK-BROS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fixed lighting actually changes everything

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's insane they even shipped the old one as is
        should've just released it in June in the first place
        well I guess they wanted people to beta test it live

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The age of 40 is in demand

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How they even managed to ship the original in its current form baffles me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        midlander handjob

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          middie women owe me blowjobs

          midlander pronebone

          >the trinity of man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        middie women owe me blowjobs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        midlander pronebone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn they fixed it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Meteor Wol looks cool now,

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still feel like the beard textures are way low-res compared to what they could/should be.
        Rest is good.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Benchmark delayed until Monday
    https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0ed1311044488224fe336cc7af51c138e6a3d3cf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New benchmark on June 3rd by the way. They encountered an issue and they were fixing it. Check lodestone for full post.

      New aertherial background lighting option with plain light.

      Dead Game

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New benchmark on June 3rd by the way. They encountered an issue and they were fixing it. Check lodestone for full post.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New aertherial background lighting option with plain light.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am glad they kept the blue option.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me personally, I make a heart with my hands to my healer and leave.
    Thank you for keeping us alive.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about this one chief
      Surely it would feel weird if some hair strands cast shadows while some don't

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's how it works in real life
        Thin hair usually doesn't cast a noticeable shadow

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's that old HW anniversary art (I think) with the HW cast drawn by Nomura and it really made me wish 14 had a better art style

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I want XVI/XIV/XII devs to make a game with Nomura designs and direction

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nomura doesn't work with Matsuno/Yoshida devs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nomura
            >work with Matsuno/Yoshida devs
            That's just Versus XIII

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Versus XIII?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dissidia exists anon you fight Lightning in it I think.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dissidia exists anon you fight Lightning in it I think.

                Kys zoomer newbies.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could delete the Nier raids from the game. I'd rather run crystal tower.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've failed more Sylph Leap of Faith GATES than I care to admit over the last 2 weeks.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no thighlander gf

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no femra gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting a femra gf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Raen are so pathetic
        Truth, xaela femras are superior in every way.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do male characters still look like the surface of the moon? I'm tired of the pore era of graphical fidelity.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I gonna have to skip the first tier? I won't be able to play DT until September and I'm pretty sure it'll be impossible to find a group then

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arcadion seems gay as frick. Did we really need another tournament type when Omega is a thing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Omega wasn't really a tournament arc
      Media illiterate weebs thought it was
      But it wasn't

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Arcadion won't be a boss rush it will still suck dicks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >media literacy
        Your post is automatically invalid for using meaningless buzzwords.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Arcadion won't be a boss rush it will still suck dicks.

        i want people cheering for me in this one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >do good dps and do mechanics right
          >get cheered by the crowd
          >party gets a damage buff
          >do shit dps, fail mechanics, die
          >get booed by the audience
          >entire party gets debuffed
          Hey... wait, that's actually a good idea.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want an annoucer
          OOH THEY DIDN'T SHARE THAT STACK SO WELL THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A BURN
          if only for Koji to absolutely mald out of his pants for the game daring to lean on the 4th wall

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >OOH THEY DIDN'T SHARE THAT STACK SO WELL THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A BURN
            that would be based

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So the chick on the poster is Ultima?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice
    desaturation beam go

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    final game will be also delayed

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goldor fight as Blue Mage is quite tough.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh nice autosage
    i guess it wasn't a shit enough thread for jan to abide

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread going relatively well
    >calm but mostly polite with people just having a regular discussion
    >it gets autosaged
    >the shitfest schizo threads yesterday
    >allowed to run until bump limit
    Wow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every halfway decent thread got autosaged yesterday. It's painfully obvious.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Barry's "anti-Yoship" sperg thread get to reach bump limit?
        Very subtle!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tfw the mods lobbying make uss unable to have good threads
        Feels bad man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every halfway decent thread got autosaged yesterday. It's painfully obvious.

      Didn't Barry's "anti-Yoship" sperg thread get to reach bump limit?
      Very subtle!

      Tfw the mods lobbying make uss unable to have good threads
      Feels bad man

      Well, we can't have a thread without our lalafell buddies. Who also always *coincidentally* appear when doomposters are around....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've told y'all the lalas are the actual troonish israelites and you called me a schizo, repent.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really excited for Dawntrail.
    I bet it's gonna be good.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad they didn't frick with the one face I really liked from the benchmark.

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