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How do we fix the 2 minute meta?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have the boss jump every 110 seconds and stay out for 30

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the gshade meltdown was pretty funny
    why weren't players using reshade already?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gshade was a repack of Reshade where you just dropped in and ran with it. I did find Reshade to take a bit longer, like 1-2 seconds, to load a new shader.

      >gshade is dead
      >anam will most likely be next
      You wanted to kill raiders and only hurt yourself

      It'll happen one of these days, but there's always textools to fall back on at least modding wise. I'd fricking hate to return to that though. I expect mare to be something that nukes itself. More like with penumbra or dalamund is some ostentatious trans rights are human rights in your face thing.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We switch it to the 1 minute meta in 7.0
    Please look forward to it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >7.0 adding buttons
      hehe, haha
      3 minute meta

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What exactly is the problem with the 2 minute meta again? You homosexuals are all just parroting the same shit over and over again.
        Them fricking up several jobs has nothing to do with 120s cooldowns.
        Bosses aren't build arround it either.

        This moron doesn't even know the meta was 3 minutes before.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          These people don't actually play the game, they just want to share their cheap coombait made with tools created by insane trannies.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Crit RNG under all the buffs fricking up multi-dps checks for ultimates with short phases
          Honestly the problem is more with crit than buffs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but it also had 60, 90 and 120s, gay, 7.0 is going to only have 180s

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Literally every class still has 90s and 60s moron.

            He is clearly posting a hypothetical scenario.
            And ACT would be easily blocked by anticheat.

            No it wouldn't

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >No it wouldn't
              It's getting harder and harder for Ravahn to decrypt the changes made each patch. If the devs wanted to make it impossible to use, they could.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              7.0 moron

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              BLM doesn't

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                BLM is the dev's pet job with a good rotation at every level range that only gets better with every fricking expansion. Don't bring that shit in

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >with a good rotation at every level range
                It sucks ass prior to 70

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So why can't they do the same but for the rest of the jobs? BLM is probably the only unique job right now.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >blm
                Isn't that Yoshida's main class?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >they don't play those jobs
                >parsers will complain over minute differences, and that leaks over to pf attitudes despite them not being good enough for it to matter
                >2 min windows / design
                >they don't play those jobs
                >'we don't want there to be that much of a difference in performance between high skill and low skill players'
                >each job is only allotted like 2 new animations every xpac because animations are more valuable than gold for some reason. It took until the final expansion for us to get real unsheathe animations
                >They treat every job change beyond potency adjustments like its a huge rework even when its something as minor as 'this one oGCD is now a GCD. Potency and cooldown are adjusted'
                >homogenization design philosophy
                >they don't play those jobs
                >Hey remember when MNK's capstone was being able to stand still
                >Hey remember when WAR's ShB changes were all just giving them shit they already had
                >Hey remember when DRKs complained about WARs for so long they became them

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I used to play DRK in HW and SB.
                I will never forgive what they did.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick they removed all the cool shit? If something bothers you you don't have to fricking delete it. Change a cool skill, make it different but so not FRICKING remove it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Back in HW 70% of tank players played PLD, so they chose to make DRK boring like PLD to appeal to those players.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it does, all of BLM's CDs are 30s, 60s, or 120s.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                TC and swift aren't really the same kind of cds as mug are, Polyglot is sort of but all three are more balanced around the jobs design rather than say the gauges in Reaper which do not have a material effect on your uptime. BLMs does have tools at 60s (and 30 if you count polyglot) but they are utilized around the fight. What I'm thinking of is more like Amplifier and Leylines, things you hold for 2min burst. BLMs other stuff isn't "burst at 30s or 60s liek say gunbreakers hypervelocity or something

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >TC and swift aren't really the same kind of cds as mug are
                No, they're the same kind of CD as Bunshin, Trick Attack, or TCJ though.
                >What I'm thinking of is more like Amplifier and Leylines
                You mean those 2 minute burst CDs designed to line up with 2m buff windows every time?
                > BLMs other stuff isn't "burst at 30s or 60s liek say gunbreakers hypervelocity or something
                All of BLM's stuff is "burst at 30s/60s/120s" because all of its CDs are 30s/60s/2m
                You're always doing two TCs and swift and leylines and amplifier in the 2m window and one TC/swift outside it, no different from SAM or RPR or MCH

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          most of the whining you see is done by people who don't play the game or people who only run dungeons and afk in town, it's painfully obvious whenever someone talks about DRK and you get a horde of angry people screaming about it needing buffs because it's not able to solo dungeons like WAR

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >What exactly is the problem with the 2 minute meta again?
          Because it's boring. You no longer have to pay attention to party composition. You no longer have to look out for things like Trick Attack or Chain Strategem. Jobs even used to have different openers depending on party composition. All of that is gone, fights are much more boring with this approach + giant boss hitboxes.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I've never strictly had to pay attention to party composition in this game unless it was overtuned bullshit like Gordias release, or when PF was dick-riding a speedrun meta like during Stormblood. This is a game where I can play like a moron just fine and not overly inconvenience my whole party or alliance.

            I don't know what's actually changed for you people that jobs with a 120s buff timer are unconscionable because holy shit most jobs have not actually changed that much in years.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I've never strictly had to pay attention to party composition in this game unless when I had to
              Yeah, okay, pal.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Engage with the entire post and not the part of it that lets you keep doing your Chuck E. Cheese animatronic Homogenization Hoedown.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Engage with the blah blah blah
                2min meta is boring and less complex than before

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >This is a game where I can play like a moron just fine and not overly inconvenience my whole party or alliance.
              The 2 minute burst window makes it worse to play like a moron though because one mistimed buff fricks the entire party up for the rest of the encounter

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not a problem unless you're playing min-ilvl Savage or an Ultimate.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            meant Brotherhood (90s) *** instead of Chain Strategem

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The giant hitboxes need to go, you can't have suped up melee potencies AND have them get 100% uptime

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              t. DNC

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              ranged have been ruining the show too long, frick those trannies, they deserve to do less

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Even with the huge hitboxes there are still uptime strats in every fight, even the fricking tree.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              keep seething. positionals will also be removed next expansion and it will make everyone seethe, cant wait for it.

              t. played since HW and think positionals are outdated

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What's with ranged sissies and this moronic complain? Even back in HW melee dps only ever lost uptime when they had to run to a wall.
              Making the hitboxes bigger literally didn't change a single thing for them, they will still only lose uptime when they have to move to the wall.
              Fights are also designed around the lines on the ground, not hitboxes.
              You always see them cringe at how much bigger TOP Omega is, but melees will still lose uptime when they need to move to the wall.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'll give you a real answer from someone that has watched the game degrade since the beginning

          XIVs vertical expansions and button bloat have caused developers to constantly cut buttons from classes to make room for new buttons. This has caused them to constantly cut out niche buttons and systems that make a class unique in order to streamline class balance and fight design while also releasing new skills. Take a class like NIN. in 3.0 it had 2 dots (Both with different combos and timers), a debuff to put up (That interacted with other classes to change how you would play it depending) as well as multiple utility options to assist the party. Compare this to now, where ninja only hits aeolian edge outside of its 60s window where now all of the buttons it has acquired over the years is jammed into a 2m window because pooling resources for damage buffs is how the game is centered around. The class works well, but is streamlined to death where you do absolutely nothing with it outside of the funny flashy buttons. It also means optimization of the class is entirely macro dependent on where your party is going to buff rather than more micro optimizations.

          Basically it just ruined skill expression in a really negative way

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >XIVs vertical expansions and button bloat have caused developers to constantly cut buttons from classes to make room for new buttons
            *raffs in only Impulse Drive, Heavy Thrust, Ring of Thorns and Phlebotomize dying over 10 years*

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Completely forgot that Geirskogul has been reworked into an even worse buff window rather than timer uptime management, one of the most complex melees to date

              lul

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And old F&C/WT
                And old Geirskogul.

                Those sucked, don't miss 'em, timermaxxing is for nerds, virgins and accountants

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm bad and thus my opinions aren't relavant
                OK

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >good
                >TIMERMAXX SIGMA GRINDSET #SMOKEDATPAPER #DRAGONTEARS
                Sorry boys, my job now, Dragoon belongs to the timerless

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm bad
                OK

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >dragoon belongs to the timerless
                >is the class thats most cucked by jump being delayed by literally 1 second and has to constantly be babied in ultimates so it can get its timers correctly or it misses an entire buff window

                its funny that youre backing up one of the classes that works the least correctly and is getting reworked.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >F&C/WT
                >timers
                moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                See first half of respondee post

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              And old F&C/WT
              And old Geirskogul.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Goddamnit I saw this coming like 5 years ago.
            I quit XIV after Heavensward because of all the ability pruning and homogenization. I fricking knew that I've already seen this happen somehwere: in WoW.
            They are doing the exact same mistakes as WoW did with class and raid design. It feels shit to lose another MMO for the same cancerous design.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Bosses aren't build around it either.
          They are absolutely build around it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, if you count it as intentional that 120s almost always get off cooldown at the worst of times, sure.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Yes, if you count it as intentional that 120s almost always get off cooldown at the worst of times, sure.
              this, but unironically. every 2min theres a difficult mechanic that you have to master
              absolute shitters in this thread. its wild

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Literally all the extremes right now align exactly and dont jump off at 120sec.
              Rubicante summons worthless adds midfight that literally do nothing but wait for buffs to align when they die.
              Both him and Barb dont go invul anymore when phase changes.
              Go suck a miqote dick and die off moron and start playing the game

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Extremes
                Opinion discarded

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i dont play the game, so i dont have examples to back up my moronic point
                Concession accepted

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah so great when your timers align while running arround with Minotaur tethers, literally the best time for burst damage, maybe you should play the fricking game fricking moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Buffs go out before everyone has split up, so you're right, its perfectly fine.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Well Big Bard does the first time she Juri Han's you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Bosses aren't build arround it either.
          Tell that to the current Ult where there's a hard DPS check every single time the 2min window hits.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because it forces classes to take on extremely similar play styles, resulting in classes just not feeling different. This might not matter at all in highend content where output is all that matters, but mid and casual content that players play for fun and enjoyment, it gets stale really quickly. EW probably has the worst class flavour the game ever had, so bad that I don't even feel excited for new classes since they will be a recolour of shit we already have. SGE and RPR brought nothing new to the table.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >force 2 minute meta
          >most jobs can't even delay their 2 minutes without ruining the rest of the fight
          >keep putting forced downtime and mechanics that force the party to split up to opposite ends of the arena during these 2 minutes
          it's just obnoxious to play around

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So literally just go back to the trick attack meta?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you dont. stop being a Black person whos bad at math and mechanics

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but raid trannies and casual shitters alike hate the 2 minute meta
      what's your point?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nah, ur being obtuse. throwing out random buffs and not stacking them has never been the meta

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >literal schizo babble
          uhhh....ok

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            trannie hands wrote this

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >parsehomosexual calling anyone a troony
              ok raid troony

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Hurr durr people didn't stack buffs before
                Actual afk troony and probably EW babby

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                out of all the 1000s of seethe posts about the 2min meta across the internet, not a single one has suggested an alternative. not even like a better alternative, just a simple alternate that isnt the 2min meta
                people who complain about the 2min meta are just trolling

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've suggested an alternative multiple times. Frick party damage buffs entirely, make every class a selfish DPS that operates entirely on their own timetables. There's no real difference now that everyone just pumps and dumps at the same time anyway; it isn't "coordination" when everyone is just doing the same shit at the same time every time.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >get rid of buffs
                >no one coordinates them
                yea ur trolling, nice try tho

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Now that you don't have to hold anything and everyone's shit all operates on the exact same timers no, no one is coordinating shit. When everything's on the exact same timer there's no skill involved with dumping it all whenever it comes off cooldown, you don't have to wait for this or that buff to come up because you know it's all gonna be there at the same time as your shit so it doesn't matter.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i wasn't really coordinating anything before either, set a timer for three minutes instead of t wo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You do not play at a high level, you absolutely need to coordinate, not every fight just lets you mash shit on cd and it be fine

                Manifold Flames is a perfect example

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >so worried about schizos on 4chinz that it turned into a schizo
                many such cases

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Hurr durr people didn't stack buffs before
                Actual afk troony and probably EW babby

                >parsehomosexuals malding that their meta is killing the game
                1% of the playerbase they're catering to and it's killing the game
                raidtrannies need to stay in line, ultimates are about to be done for after this cheating debacle too
                imagine wanting to claim you're hardcore when every one of you cheats with splatoon, zoomhacks and cactbot
                can't believe you parsehomosexuals crying homogenized the game into the blob it is now and you play victim

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the only person crying is you, niglet

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                mom

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                GIWTWM

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Source/artist

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                some anon made it, and it's not cropped. that's all he posted

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the only person crying is you, niglet

                >N-n-no u!!!!
                parsehomosexuals as braindead as ever
                why don't you do another 100 runs for that pink parse in savage moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You know you sound like a fricking moron and/or underage compared to the other anon even arguing the exact same thing right?
                Not another (You) for you, frick off buzzword spewing subhuman

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You make it so having everyone use all of their buffs at the same time be completely worthless.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    remove 2 min cds and just give everyone personal LB

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick whining about the gameplay for a bit
    How would YOU, anons of Ganker, fix/rework bozja's story as a whole. And no, you can't just throw it out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Delete hrothgars from the game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Delete the ugly roe from the story.

        now now, anons, I said you couldn't throw out things. And that includes deleting characters. So come on, spit it out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Change the ugly roe into a female hrothgar and completely rewrite everything about her story.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Delete the ugly roe from the story.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Misija was cute though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Torture the Roe girl
      None of this bullshit "we're just as bad because people did bad things in past"
      imagine holding yourself responsible for something that happened before your fricking existence.
      rewrite the history of bozja, make it not be femhroth roe bullshit and make it not be switcharoo for the dumb c**t roe
      DELETE THE ROE I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU SAYING NOT TO THROW THINGS OUT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that story not finished? It ended in handband dude getting away and the guy in charge talking about he had what he needed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >handband

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, bro. Story got wrapped up in the lore Text you were getting for finishing the quest.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      give a real reason you didn't interfere with her possessing the queen, give a present example of the class warfare within Bozja, let misilja escape, and just fricking wait till there are female hrothgar so the main resistance members aren't all male hroths and female hyurs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Halfway through the first part the WoL decides to just let the resistance handle things, and the rest of the Bozja storyline is just the WoL breeding Lilja in a tent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What was wrong with Bozja's story again?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >meta
      >in a game where you can turn your brain off after memorising red circles and rotations
      You're a child, OP

      >stop talking about the gameplay, talk about the cutscenes
      This is Ganker, we discuss games here

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay Yoshi, most of the groups beat Omega, you can give us 6.35 now.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DAoC route. 10 minute metas. FIFTEEN minute metas.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a single other game out there that did conc buffs?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Assuming I understand you correctly Guild Wars had buffs that you could keep up and just slowed your mana regen a little in exchange.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fifteen
      kek, try 30 minutes for Purge

      Is there a single other game out there that did conc buffs?

      not that im aware of. pretty good system besides the FRICKING BUFF bot CANCER.
      but yeah besides that, conc buffs make me horny.
      t. Warden chad who also got a rock hard boner every time my Bubble blocked a moronic Mid's slow ass axe swing

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gshade is dead
    >anam will most likely be next
    You wanted to kill raiders and only hurt yourself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw don't use any mods
      None of it affects me so I don't give a shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, I wanted to kill cosmetic modders as well. This doesn't hurt me at all because I'm normal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >they're going to add anticheat!
      >RAIDS R OVUR!!!!!
      >anticheat just deleted cheats, ACT and ERP modbeasts
      >raids go on
      lul

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Deleting ACT
        moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He is clearly posting a hypothetical scenario.
          And ACT would be easily blocked by anticheat.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There will not be any anti cheat, this has been made abundantly clear. Move along.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He was posting a hypothetical scenario. It's supposed to be comical and NOT REAL.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anam is literally just a screenshot tool how is it cheating?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anam dev is a transexual schizo, only a matter of time until it explodes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          at least we have ktisis now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That creature doesn't even do most of the actual work.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      remember when quicklauncher did le funny "you died" dark souls screen without any permission?
      dalamud is one troony meltdown away from doing the same as gshade

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        or, remember the triggernometry drama that disabled act if you played with the wrong people?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What is it with pharmaceutical estrogen that makes these people go crazy?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They were crazy long before taking pills.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Take the compilerpill and build everything you use yourself. It's a pain in the ass to do frankly, but at least you'll never be at the mercy of a troonout.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://goatcorp.github.io/faq/mobile_otp.html
          just trust us with your account name, password, and 2fa. we pinky promise no melties
          idk, I just not use any cheats

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Seems like on phones all the OTP system is is a passthrough to the existing Square Enix OTP system, I see no reason for concern with it

            You can look through the launcher's code on Github yourself and see they don't do anything with your IGN/pass even if you set it to save and auto login, it encrypts your deets and wiretapping yourself with Wireshark shows XIVLauncher doesn't send any packets anywhere that it shouldn't, it runs the game and Dalamud + related plugins and absolutely nothing else

            Tl;dr skill issue

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              sure, for now. until a troony dev gets slightly upset

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've been using this software since Stormblood. Two more weeks bros! troony meltdown! Trust the plan! Any day now!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                automatically adding the 'you died" plugin for everyone without any kind of permission, because its funny. when there are sync plugins that use the file explorer to change your files is somehow perfectly okay, because you used it since stormblood.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >automatically adding the 'you died" plugin
                Acting like that's anywhere near the same level of malice as restarting your computer is more than enough for me to not take you seriously

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                sonar is not open source. they already shown they can auto load plugins without permissions. what's stopping them from loading proprietary plugins on start? you being emotionally attached to your cheats?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you make up more nightmare scenarios for yourself than a republican senator, learn what open source is you fricking moron, gshade being open is where people saw the dev putting malware in

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                again, what's stopping them from autoloading non open source plugins?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                begging for an argument about a false premise is reddit shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what's stopping them from autoloading sonar?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And that meltdown will be fricking glorious

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        xivlauncher and dalamud are both open source so if the creator had a melty it would be easy to just make a new version of it

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    boobs too big
    areolas too perfectly shaped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ass too large too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ass too large too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We just said it's bad, frick off.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          As requested

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No I want the real Nymeia

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        don't you have interracial to be spamming on /trash/ nigcel?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Obsessed cuck

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >nigcel mad he got banned
            back to /trash/ ban evader

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              not that anon and didn't get banned

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As requested

        Good posts

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When is Yoshida gonna wake up to the fact he's losing the dicky demographic to the chinks?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe that was a demographic he was ever after.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe that was a demographic he was ever after.

      Definitely, the Lalafells are the quirky man and the grandma race, not the dickysseur race.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    man Gankertard XIV players get angry really easy
    why are you guys like this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Every job I main gets reworked into garbage
      SB ruined mch
      ShB ruined mnk
      EW ruined smn

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw 7.0 is coming for DRG next

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          DRG plays like trash anyway, it's like the Boomer melee that seems to come from some shitty Korean mmo, over the rop animations, which is impressive with XIVs standards, included.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >7.0 is coming for the lobotomized corpse of DRG that has been rotting by the wayside since 4.0
          Oh no!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SMN was already ruined by ShB

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >haha I really like DRK, SCH, DRG, and MCH
        >SB happens
        >haha that's ok I still like AST, WAR and SAM!
        >4.2 happens
        >WAR is out but I get MNK to replace it!
        >ShB happens
        I hate this game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >SB ruined literally every job
        Fixed that for you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sb made pld, whm, nin, blm better

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I admit PLD wasn't the most enjoyable job in HW, but making a job that relies on blocking damage have to cast, which makes you unable to block, was the stupidest shit ever.
            I agree though that NIN and BLM are the only jobs that actually got better with evey expansion.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I admit PLD wasn't the most enjoyable job in HW, but making a job that relies on blocking damage have to cast, which makes you unable to block, was the stupidest shit ever.
            I agree though that NIN and BLM are the only jobs that actually got better with evey expansion.

            Oh and I can't really agree on WHM. Cleric Stance was a cool mechanic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >nin
            absolutely not, in fact nin only surpassed HW nin once they made the mudras on the gcd which wasnt until SHB and even then it was just barely better.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >nin
            absolutely not, in fact nin only surpassed HW nin once they made the mudras on the gcd which wasnt until SHB and even then it was just barely better.

            >Auto Attack Ninki
            >oGCD Mudra
            >old TCJ
            >aggro manipulation
            no thanks

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          SB had the best job Design of all expansions.
          ShB and EW ruined everything.
          Gameplay, content and story.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            HW was the best healers have ever been

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        every job is better than it used to be.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >shadowbringers redeemed mch
        >ew redeemed mnk
        >you think ew ruined smn? wat, it's barely any different from shadowbringers
        taste issue

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          redeemed mch
          no

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >ruin job in sb/shb
          >make it less shit later
          REDEEMED

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >finally in Shadowbringers
    >was more sad over the fate of the NPC girl with the 10,000 deathflags constantly blaring around her than I was over Horsefart

    Also why must new zones always make your mounts so fricking slow? It makes it almost unbearable to explore.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    take a chance on a shirogane plot or a cliffside goblet medium?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't character post a ton but I slapped this together with the new Valentine's top and wondered what Ganker thinks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lala/10
      That means I hate it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she pleases old roe men for cash.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All potatoes need to go in ovens.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A smart little co-ord, the colour suits your character well. More of a simple elegance to it than other flashier takes I've seen.
      8/10

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 would plap with a cap

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good choice of boots and gloves. my commentary (not negative or positive) is that you have a lot of dark colors and as such it will only pop in brightly lit areas

      if i had to pin a voice to her, she'd be asking me 'ahaha! its chewsday innit!'

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I just really like the royal blue color, I have it in most of my non-armor glams.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SE balances around ACT

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Endwalker suffers from George Floyd syndrome, it needed to breathe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't recall Endwalker massively overdosing on fentanyl

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this looks like it was modded by a woman
    that's not a good thing
    do better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dios mio la mascara

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God mare was the worst thing to happen to this game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that medallion

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One day, when XIV has entered maintenance mode, maybe we'll get a XIV gacha spin-off game where we can spend all our time with our very own harem of XIV characters.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Decide to main X job
    >Three duties later
    >"The hell was I thinking?"

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The thinness of her arm directly next to her head
    Dude it's terrible, stop posting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Your doing Hydaelyn's work anon. Keep it up.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. Still using Gshade.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >The thinness of her arm directly next to her head
    Dude it's terrible, stop posting.

    holy shit
    she looks like a holocaust victim

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I see one more homosexual say "meow" while in the duty roulette I'm going to fricking scream.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MEOWDY SPONGEBOB

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        YOU FRICKING CATBlack person!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eww

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ever use the looping rotation?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my heckin poofing god, you're not... LE DOTTING anymore!
      HAAAAAAAAA, I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAANE, KILL ME FANDANIEL, I LOST MY OTHER 3 FINISH AIIIIE AIIIIEEE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you'll be happy when every job only has 4 skills.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, but I'll be happy when you hypocrites complaining about homogenization and parsetrannism, yet defending the absolute autism that was paladin spreadsheeting + contrived physical/magic that was dogshit and anti-paladin fantasy because of "it's... LE DIFFERENT" contrarianism die off

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >physical/magic
            -only phases*

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >anti-paladin fantasy
            Opinion discarded. Remember to dilate every 2 minutes

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You are an autist who should never touch video games again

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You do realize class complexity doesnt equal clunkiness, right? Its not hypocritical to want to optimize your class but in an actual fun way. Spreadsheet paladin was not fun optimization to a lot of people but thats not the same as actually having shit to do outside of your minute window bursts. Give classes dots back and stop with the resource pooling

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Its not hypocritical to want to optimize your class but in an actual fun way.
              Yes, and both paladin rotations were/are not it. Pressing a different 3 every X amount of time is meaningless, same with Warrior. You'd argue for managing Atonement stacks and Holy Spirit with it, but oh wait you can't because you're restricted by Blade of Valor DoT limitation and FoF buff window :^)
              Having the freedom that PLD currently has right now, but without any meaningful application of that freedom because of fight design, and Goring Blade being tacked-on with GCD drifting because lmao skill speed is also dumb
              Unique =/= Good, and Homogenized =/= Good, it's contextual

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the only thing that changed for me is that I can't hold mug for the free ninki anymore

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >accept beast tribe daily
    >go right click hippo twice
    >+1 million EXP
    Ok

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone explain to me what exactly is the NEED for the 2 min burst meta? Why does it even exist? Why does every single job need to line their rotations + buffs within a narrow window perfectly? All it does is maximize peope's dps (which you can't even see without third party tools ffs), at the cost of jobs losing their unqiueness as they have to be increasingly homogenized for this to even work?

    Is it LITERALLY just for the sake of parsetrannies?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >NEED
      easy alignment of party buffs, something competent parties were doing anyways with party buffs that had roughly similar timings or could be withheld and put off until later to force their alignment
      developers having a concrete 2 minute mark to design combat encounters around
      >at the cost of jobs losing their unqiueness
      why are you defining a job's uniqueness by whether or not its buffs align?
      >homogenized
      >parsetrannies
      commit self destruct

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why do party buffs need to exist?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Its fricking stupid that raid buffs aren't support focused.
          DRG doesn't need it. MNK doesn't need it. RDM doesn't need it.
          BLM doesn't have one because yoshi knows its fricking stupid for a dps to have one but continues to play favorites.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Dragon in specific feels weird having it because Dragoon never felt like a job very centered on buffs and yet it's one of the DPS that relies the most on it.
            Monk feels alright with theirs because I feel like they don't have a lot of eastern martial artist elements to make up for the fact their basic combos are all pugilist, though.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Dragoon is 99% of the time a selfish DPS whenever it appears in a game but they hearken a bit to Freya in FF9, and she has support skills of varying usefulness. Chaos Thrust and Chaotic Spring are her Cherry Blossom skill for reference

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm confused as well, this two minute window just seems fricking moronic from conception to implementation.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Can anyone explain to me what exactly is the NEED for the 2 min burst meta? Why does it even exist? Why does every single job need to line their rotations + buffs within a narrow window perfectly? All it does is maximize peope's dps (which you can't even see without third party tools ffs), at the cost of jobs losing their unqiueness as they have to be increasingly homogenized for this to even work?

        Is it LITERALLY just for the sake of parsetrannies?

        It's to try to make classes as similar and easy to balance as possible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes, it also helps encounter designers line up mechanics to add challenge or some nuance to damaging them. You'll notice many big mechanics happen or finish just before that 2 minute interval.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it LITERALLY just for the sake of parsetrannies?
      Basically. Every rotation and ability adjustment of at least the last two expansions are to ease shit for raidBlack folk at the cost of making combat completely fricking boring for the other 99% of the game's content.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nothing changed enough that you should think combat is boring because of a change to fricking buff timers if you were somehow entertained by any combat content made in the past ten years

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon here

        nothing changed enough that you should think combat is boring because of a change to fricking buff timers if you were somehow entertained by any combat content made in the past ten years

        is right
        Nothing about the jobs has changed, how does buff placement make jobs the same?
        They all play differently

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is this? Do morons actually play this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wow, shitposters really don't play this game at all

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not real dumdum

        What the frick is this? Do morons actually allow this inside their homes?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >adopted son

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not real dumdum

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >No they're catering to casuals, reeeee
    >No they're catering to raidgays, reeeee
    >No they're catering to the 1%, reeeee

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Add a skill that reduces other skills' cooldown period by 10 seconds... with a 120 second cooldown.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Jobs being simplified and streamlined into a grey mush
    >Even old dungeons are being retrofitted into 3 mob group hallway- circular arena boss fight x3
    >The old writer is on sidequest duty and the new MSQ writer can't stop writing 10 minute scenes about his unlikeable c**t waifu eating doughnuts

    The game I loved is falling apart in front of my eyes. If anything happens to Soken there won't be any reason left to play.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /homogeniz(e|ed|ation)/i;boards:v;stub:no
    /two minute meta/i;boards:v;stub:no
    /2 minute meta/i;boards:v;stub:no
    /2m meta/i;boards:v;stub:no
    /parse?(Black person|troony|homosexual)/i;boards:v;stub:no

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could last 2 minutes

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So how many times do the writers think they can get away with fakeout deaths before even the dumbest of players get sick of it? Unironically if they pull another Ultima Thule I think there will be outrage. Either kill a character off or don't, but stop pretending you will when you obviously don't have the balls.

    The community's overreaction to Haurchefant's death ruined this game's writing and is the reason nobody of importance dies anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >post complaining about nobody dying
      >mentions Haurchefant
      >call the poster a moron
      >keep scrolling
      moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moron

        >1 death 6-8 years ago

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hauchfant, Lady Ysle, Papalymo, Step on me please, Mnfilia.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >step on me please
            Killing off villains does count
            >but muh sad backstory
            Doesn't matter. She went right back to being a slavering murderous prostitute the instant she was given the opportunity.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Villains

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It counts if the villain is a hot woman (man if you are a girl).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those who don't understand what Haurch-

      *reads this post*

      >post complaining about nobody dying
      >mentions Haurchefant
      >call the poster a moron
      >keep scrolling
      moron

      moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how he even became this iconic anyway.
      He was a nice dude, with a bit more screen time, otherwise I hardly gave any more fricks about him then let's say secondary characters from job quests from Job quests.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Last major allied character they killed was what, Papalymo or whatever the frick?

      Writers are gutless panderers at this point. Either way EW was objective garbage story wise complete with literal asspulls, doubt this new one shot adventure expansion scheme is going to accomplish much.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You ever wonder why posters that complain about a lack of character deaths being chickenshit always get compared to Ganker Game of Thrones junkies

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't watch tv or movies and I haven't seen a single episode of game of thrones.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody said you did

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If I didn't how the frick would I understand your reference of being compared to GoT junkies.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because they never say what it would add to the story. "Thancred should have died!" okay what would that have added, other than people complaining that the game will go 'muh thancred' like they complain about Hauchefant. Now Thancred is still around and the writers can do shit with him.*

          *Sadly, character growth seemed to have peaked at 6.1 and after that the Scions are back to being cardboard cutouts once more.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FFXIV is a lost cause, find something else to invest in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is a very very very japanese thing if you've engaged with jrpgs or anime at all

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >finally get triple legends
    >realize I have no friends to share it with
    bros...

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every single Scion has had either personal growth or been forced to deal with some kind of moral quandary/challenge to their character except Yshtola.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pointing out how eternally single Y'shotla is due to her nerd behavior would insult the player base.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the 2min meta killed my doggo

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you will always need to balance red mage around dualcast
    you will always need to balance black mage around not always having instant casts and fire IV's lengthy cast time
    you will always have to balance dragoon around jumps
    you will always have to balance monk around the form system and its own speed
    you will always have to balance ninja around trick attack (now mug) and mudra times
    you will always have to balance samurai around its own simplicity and its biggest attacks having cast times
    you will always have to balance reaper around its death marker and enshroud
    you will always have to balance bard around its songs
    you will always have to balance machinist around wildfire and heat blast
    you will always have to balance dancer around dance partner and its dances
    you will always have to balance white mage around its GCD oriented casting nature
    you will always have to balance astrologian around its cards
    you will always have to balance scholar around its fairy (as its job gauge or as something the fairy can cast or do)
    you will always have to balance sage around eukrasia and its addersting and addersgall stacks
    you will always have to balance dark knight around its MP consumption and getting hit on purpose
    you will always have to balance warrior around its self-heal reputation and burst fell cleave
    you will always have to balance paladin around its magic casting and its shield
    you will always have to balance gunbreaker around continuation
    not a one of these things is actually taken into any major consideration when deciding how LONG their FRICKING BUFF TIMERS ARE you MIDWIT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh right and summoner
      you will always need to balance summoner around the things it summons, including bahamut and phoenix

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >classes have mechanics
      What a nothing fricking post Jesus Christ

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        in light of this nothing post where are you fricking midwits getting the idea that jobs are all the same and all feel the same

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't know following these threads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How many of these class mechanics conveniently line up with the 2 minute meta?
      2min isn't just about buffs, but all moves a class has. The classes feel homogenized because so many of them are about building up some meter or gauge so you can get a huge burst of damage. Too many jobs are 2 minutes of boring buildup, with 20seconds of high intensity burst damage.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >How many of these class mechanics conveniently line up with the 2 minute meta?
        Not a lot of them because GCD speed and attack flow have not changed appreciably since late Heavensward to Stormblood. You walked into this one with an assumption and then slammed your face against a wall trying to come in through the door.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so, where/how do i get reshade?

    looking it up just gives me gshade

    i'm literally tech illiterate lmao

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on meme

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      every important buff in the game used to be on 30sec, 60sec, 90sec, 120sec, 150sec, and 180sec cooldowns
      over the years they all got changed to 120sec
      this allowed for tighter job balance, but more importantly, tighter enrage timers. making raid encounters much more engaging
      people bad at math, bad at gaming, and who have shit taste think this is a bad thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so is the gif showing they are all blowing cds at the same time

        are those separate players or the samep layer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the copies of the same player is a meme on the idea that every job is the same now
          not a legit complaint

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            oh ok

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I would like to question why the dps are the ones giving raid buffs to the party instead of everyone else. Shouldn't DPS be the ones doing the damage themselves, not enabling others as if they're all support(outside of DNC)?

        Imagine WHM with Plentiful Harvest (or whatever RPR's buff is called) and she gets Blood Lilies from the team buff.
        I look at DRG and laugh because its got a bunch of buffs where their could be more damage buttons that rotates its own kit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          astrologian has powerful dps buffs to give the party
          but yea, would be cool if some tanks were involved with this

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            WAR maintaining a battle cry buff for the party in-between all the nothing they do waiting for IR to come off cooldown sounds great.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    EW made Summoner a Summoner but also forgot to make it a caster how did they forget

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Summoner doesn't really cast anything on its own unless your game gives them White Mage as a gimme like FF9 and FFX did.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hell offhand I can't think of a summoner class in previous games that was just about summoning. Rydia is the most famous and she's more about being a Black Mage than her summoned monsters.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Come to think of it yeah I'm pretty sure there's never been a "pure" Summoner in the entire franchise. You'd basically be a wasted party slot in the low levels since nosummonslmao and you're still fighting against Black Mage in the midgame, then you get outclassed by Black Mage for single-target damage towards midgame-endgame and your main value is stuff like Phoenix.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Come to think of it yeah I'm pretty sure there's never been a "pure" Summoner in the entire franchise.
            FFT Summoner only Summons. Granted you can tack on a 2ndary skill set to do other things but it can do fine with just summons.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >"King of flames, bear down upon the enemy! Ifrit!"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Playing WotL on PSP Emulator with the FPS fix really made summoner a lot more enjoyable.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >ff3
            >ff5
            >fft
            zoomer moment

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >whether you get a support effect or an attack depends on whether you've got evoker or summoner equipped, and still outclassed by sage which can also summon
              >summoner is fricking useless until later in the game in FF5 and black mage is still better for bossing
              >FFT games are probably the only time summoner on its own is useful and desirable

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Casters will be removed in 7.0 please look forward to it

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >this is good game design according to Yoshidrones

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just bot it like everyone else

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >crafting shit necessitates gathering resources
      Whoa

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what are you trying to prove or show exactly?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's so casual that he wants gathering nerfed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You need to spend hours doing unfun worthless auxilary activity just so you can raid

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't aware DoH/DoL were required to queue Savage

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no you don't
          just buy that shit off the MB

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          WoW buck broke an entire generation of gamers into thinking that raiding is something that matters.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You must be pretty poor if you can't just buy stacks of 99 off the market board.
          Sounds like a skill issue.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you can literally buy all the gear you need to raid from the mb

          same with materia, you can just ask someone from your fc (which you should have if you plan to fricking do savage raids)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dude the only shit you "need" is food and flasks that don't even require anything to gather with cooldown.
          Nevermind just buying it for what is worth like a few duties.
          Literally shut the frick up moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't craft either
      qrd for me and

      what are you trying to prove or show exactly?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What are you poor? Who does their own crafting?

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you homosexual

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for that 6.0 retcon.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Simple: A "I won't use my cooldowns" campaign

    Put a statement in your search comment. Post on the forums. Announce your intention to not use any cooldowns at the start of every duty, and stand by it. Eventually Yoshida will HAVE to listen to us.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      90% of the people who play this game already don't, they do not care if we're dealing damage or not

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much all 4 man duties can be solo'd by the tank alone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what anon said is true
      literally no one uses their buffs already because they're braindead lol

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what did he mean by this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever you see something like this, it's either a child or an ESL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YyGKzWGEjUU

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so, do you have your bid in place? do you have a plan? have you even gotten that far? housing lottery draws tomorrow morning! get to it!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have a plan allright. A plan to make a shit ton of money on furniture.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have a plan for that shit ton of money?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The plan is for it to sit in my pocket. I like hoarding it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this. but i also give away gil a lot. i also buy things that are sold in PF since those people tend to need cash to keep their crafting progression up

            I am going to impregnate you if I ever see you

            yeah huh

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I mean it. If I see those thighs out in the wild I will pin you down and knock you up.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i bet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good choice in boots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am going to impregnate you if I ever see you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I won a large when the new wards opened for bidding. I've farted around trying to make something in the yard, but I've hit outdoor decor limit, and I'm at both a loss and insanely lazy for how I'm going to lay out the inside.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Working on unlocking mentor roulette!
    I've been missing a lot of stuff!
    Just finished the hardest ones Seat of Sacrifice & Hades so that means of Shadowbringer trials I only have weapon extremes left!
    I also have a lot of random level capped dungeons in every expansion!
    And a few Stormblood extreme trials, I've done all alliance raids last week!
    So hyped

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lalas have thunder thighs
    what did the devs mean by this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they mean start eating less you disgusting goblin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what did the devs mean by this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cute

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How do I get a lalafel gf?

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they litcherally cannot add anticheat because it would violate japan's laws

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They only need to add it in America

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, so only US world firsts count then

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yep. In burger logic anyway

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >JP couldn't resist addons
            >EU uses them
            >BUT AMERICANS SHOULDNT

            Show clears

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You raise the damage of everything slightly and get rid of dps damage windows that use these damage buffs that are brainless in execution.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >make it less brainless by making it more brainless
      go back to school, niglet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pushing a button to make number bigger every 2 minutes isn't engaging. You might as well just buff everything's damage by like 1-2% and just remove those from the game. Also, increase outgoing boss damage so healer actually need to use GCD heals or just remove them and replace them with damage spells so their dps rotation isn't sleep inducing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Pushing a button to make number bigger every 2 minutes isn't engaging
          grats, you defined every literally every single button in a tag target mmo
          absolute fricking moron

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >rhurr why won't they design jobs around storygays that only have to fight every once in a while after looking at purple mists

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let's play a familiar game. Fix your main, right fricking now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Make the fairy gauge do something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Drill needs 0 cooldown. I want infinite drill firing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Skills placed on a hotbar can be made <mo> exclusive w/o requiring a macro or 3rd-party workaround.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >DRG
      - Give me something more interesting than Spineshatter Dive and Dragonfire Dive. They're beholden to the old rules for Jump, are visually unimpressive due to their age, and don't feel good to control or send out. I give Stardiver a pass because even though it's a glorified Dragonfire Dive, it's good to look at and has the Nidhogg attack animation
      - Turn Mirage Dive into a jump attack
      - I would kill for Skyshatter Dive from PvP to be incorporated in some way, maybe as a 120s ability in the vein of Ogi Namikiri for Samurai, or as a replacement for Dragonfire Dive. !!!I AM EXTREMELY AWARE I WILL NOT BE INVINCIBLE FOR ITS DURATION BECAUSE THAT'S STUPID!!!
      - Either scrap Piercing Talon or make it part of the AoE rotation because it's a bad skill and always has been
      - Wyrmwind Thrust needs a more visually impressive effect for the spear's travel, look up PAPACHIN's mod for this skill specifically
      - Rename Life Surge to Lancet and Chaotic Spring to Cherry Blossom
      - Would appreciate Sky Grinder, Dragon's Fang and Celestial Shooter from Dissidia 012 as new skills for consideration, Mirage Dive shows they're already using Kain's Bands for inspiration
      - That's it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        AM EXTREMELY AWARE I WILL NOT BE INVINCIBLE FOR ITS DURATION BECAUSE THAT'S STUPID!!!
        Why not? What's wrong with some jobs having something unique to them?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick makes you think a long delay with invincibility before pushing out a jump attack would be fun at all?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's fun. Dragoon with an actual jump sure will be much more fun. Right now its jumps don't even feel like jumps, it feels like you're not a fricking dragoon with a spear but a homosexual with a toothpick.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Now you're a homosexual with a toothpick that literally leaves the battlefield.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally get to say frick you guys I'm going home
                >Not the coolest shit possible
                It's like you guys hate fun.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because this game is designed differently, it's meant for all jobs to be viable in all content and thus you cannot have horribly imbalanced jobs or abilities.

          If you want that, play FF11, it's EXACTLY what you are asking for.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What game are you playing where a DRG occasionally dodging raidwide damage will break fights?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You clearly haven't done anything beyond a leveling dungeon in XIV if you can't see how broken something like that can be.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No I've actually done every piece of content except for TOP. Want to answer the question? Tell me where dodging raidwide damage will break a fight.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i-ive done all content

                No normal human being says that, stop larping. You can use it to dodge raidwide damage, debuffs, and even targetable damage if you want, it's gamebreaking.

                >Tankbuster coming up
                >Tanks specifically toggle off stance so they don't gain too much threat
                >Both tanks shirk the Dragoon
                >Dragoon giga jumps to avoid damage

                Again, go play FFXI, that LITERAL EXACT MOVE is in the game, you'd love it. You have to accept that XIV is not that kind of game and things are kept within certain parameters for a reason, it's so that content itself can be designed in a fun and open way where people aren't forced into a specific meta or jobs aren't useless.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hell even some dungeon mechanics and bosses you'll bend over your knee if you can just jump away and ignore them for 5s

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, like.... uhh.... w-w-well you could avoid Cagnazzo's tsunami!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Try things that aren't direct attacks, brainlet
                >Ramuh's Chaos, Ruby Princess's similar charm for the Old baskets
                >Dizzy mechanic from Alzadaal's Legacy
                >Sable Price gaol during Nidhogg
                >Literally any other gaol mechanic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Make it just HG style invincibility, problem solved.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Five seconds of Hallowed Ground on a half-minute, minute or two-minute interval? What the frick?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >THINK ABOUT THE FRICKING RAIDWIDES THE HEALER'S FRICKING OVERHEAL PARSE WILL BE THROUGH THE ROOF IF YOU DON'T NEED THE PARTY HEALS

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Let me reiterate that your suggestion was giving Dragoon a 5 second period of invulnerability every 2 minutes at highest, whereas Paladin gets 10 seconds of invulnerability every 7 minutes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Do you understand how Hallowed Ground is actually used?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                We've already moved to downplaying how good Hallowed Ground is, so I'd like to repeat for anybody watching that your suggestion was to give Dragoon an objectively superior version of Hallowed Ground that can be used 3 times, totaling 15s of invulnerability, in the time it takes for Paladin to receive 10s, and Dragoon's variant also includes an attack.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And what tank busters are being aimed at DRG the mentioned period of time?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Repeatedly downplaying the sheer value of 15s of invincibility vs. 10s of invincibility while asking stupid questions regarding Dragoon's tanking focus, that you know are stupid and misleading, is really not the argument you should be making.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You know monk could literally tank TEA? Fights are designed with 2 tanks in mind.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Right so DRG doesn't even need to spend his invulnerabilities on tank busters, making them even better. You have no fricking idea how many mechanics you can break with reliable invulnerability, do you? They might as well take TBs out of the game since you'd just shirk them to your DRG.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >i-ive done all content

                No normal human being says that, stop larping. You can use it to dodge raidwide damage, debuffs, and even targetable damage if you want, it's gamebreaking.

                >Tankbuster coming up
                >Tanks specifically toggle off stance so they don't gain too much threat
                >Both tanks shirk the Dragoon
                >Dragoon giga jumps to avoid damage

                Again, go play FFXI, that LITERAL EXACT MOVE is in the game, you'd love it. You have to accept that XIV is not that kind of game and things are kept within certain parameters for a reason, it's so that content itself can be designed in a fun and open way where people aren't forced into a specific meta or jobs aren't useless.

                Easily manipulated. You could cheese many mechanics in ultimates with the ability to have a third tank invuln.

                Frick off casual shitter

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              uh... how about the raidwides that assign debuffs? How about any mechanic that needs to interact with the player at all?
              >Let me just ignore the Curtain Call explosions during P4S
              >Let me just ignore the start of High Concept and wipe the raid because it does damage inversely proportional to the number of people it hits and also just not get the Perfection
              >Let me just ignore Hell's Judgement while everyone else is at 1hp
              what game are you playing

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So you couldn't actually think of a way it was unbalanced or broken and now you had to swerve into "if you use it poorly you could frick your party up".

                Try things that aren't direct attacks, brainlet
                >Ramuh's Chaos, Ruby Princess's similar charm for the Old baskets
                >Dizzy mechanic from Alzadaal's Legacy
                >Sable Price gaol during Nidhogg
                >Literally any other gaol mechanic

                So you might... dodge inconsequential damage. Damn I guess you got me there, that's gamebreaking!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >dodge inconsequential damage
                anon gaols are usually instakills if you ignore them and bosses can break if things like sable price don't get broken or don't even go off
                do you play this game

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Did you know that anyone right now, right this instant, could just not touch the sable price? It's true. No jump needed.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                way to interact with only half an argument anon i'm sure you're a fantastic raider interacting with only half a mechanic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Bro I literally gave you an example with High Concept there is reason your party needs to be set up parfectly in order to go into that mechanic, you can't have someone be alive but not have the debuffs the mech literally doesn't work if you do, the other anon gave you one with tankbuster, allowing them to use those cooldowns during mechs where they shouldnt have them, there is a point to balancing the damage people take, Shadowkeeper is another example, you could bait a purple umbral orb instead of a tank then just jump it. Or just jump the four shadow cleaves, ignoring that entire mechanic

                Any cast that requires a hit to apply a debuff would break the mech bc you didnt get the debuff if you just disappear from the map
                Depending on how the jump is coded you could just dodge Alexanders time stop

                You could do the tank dd strat for Intemperance but jump to avoid the DD, there's a whole lot of bullshit that you could do

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >what if you could solve a mechanic in more than one way if you had the skill, awareness, and party synergy to do so? THE HORROR!!!
                I wish you'd played during ARR so you could have seen SMN tank Ramuh and Eos soak Twintania fireballs so then you would have a nice day and spare my game your moronic anti-RPG horseshit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >example given where a raid would break and potentially wipe the party if a Dragoon was allowed to have Rugrats party time
                >starts fricking babbling about skill, awareness, and party synergy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, we moved past the High Concept example because it had nothing to do with your attempted point about DRG being unbalanced. You know I was talking about the Shadowkeeper example and dodged it on purpose.

                >SMN tank Ramuh and Eos soak Twintania fireballs
                >Saying that like it was a bad thing
                Next you'll tell me the change to lustrate was justified because white mages cried about how it broke Ramuh.

                >like it was a bad thing
                Fix your reading comprehension. My post was in support of creative alternative ways of solving mechanics. Almost like this game is supposed to be a fricking rpg or something.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >THE EXAMPLE WHERE A RAID COULD BE BROKEN BY THIS JUMP IDEA IS IRRELEVANT
                Double Jump off a cliff moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                High Concept will break if I run into the death wall too you stupid motherfricker.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you're still alive to see how you fricked up the raid when you come back down

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Dude have you considered the reason why the devs don't let you go into that mech without exactly 8 people? Why having someone die going into it causes you to get 9999999999 damage?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                and a dragoon being able to do that with an attack is stupid yes
                you've failed to convince at minimum four people that your idea is not fricking stupid and continuing to post in defense of the idea will not improve your standing
                please either reconsider your stance or stop talking

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong anon, I'm not saying the DRG idea is any good

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                sorry

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >SMN tank Ramuh and Eos soak Twintania fireballs
                >Saying that like it was a bad thing
                Next you'll tell me the change to lustrate was justified because white mages cried about how it broke Ramuh.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your idea is moronic, think about all the mechanics you could break, let's even just say it's an invuln and you are still intractable, think about all the mechs you could just cheese, like Intemperance, which you didn't address. Not to mention the myriad of mechs you could just ignore, like gorgomantaea unless your FOV still match your character regardless of height.
                You could make tiles a frick ton more easy bc you could just jump the cleaves too. Really go through different fights and think about how your idea could just cheese them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Shadowkeeper is another example, you could bait a purple umbral orb instead of a tank then just jump it. Or just jump the four shadow cleaves, ignoring that entire mechanic
                This is a good point too, what the frick happens with aimed mechanics where the Dragoon just leaves? Untargetable, invincible? Let's say the guy suggesting it just be Hallowed Ground is how it's worked in and you still exist as a targetable entity but you're still invincible, how would it ever get past a balance pass that Dragoon can trivialize whole sets of mechanics by taking them for himself and jumping off?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ain't bullshit fun? Like seriously, give every job something cool, not just dragoon, that's just one simple example. Every job should have something "broken" is a way because God damn it you are a fricking warrior of light you're not a fricking goon that is worse than NPCs. Yea because right now Estinien literally dabs you in terms of being a dragoon for example

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                None of you even think about how these ideas interact with how the game works. Great ideas.... for FFXVII

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It might break the game yes. But who the frick cares if it's fun?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The people trying to play the game might care, bullshit is way more ok in a game you can control, not in a multiplayer game with other people. Especially not this game with it's fricked up code..

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody complaints about PvP skills being broken despite the fact that they in fact are.
                In fact everyone loves it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                pvp is a completely different context where everybody is a bit broken, for this to apply to pve you'd need bosses and enemies that have similar levels of broken

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ain't this a job for the developers? But it's possible and you know it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                sure it's possible if you make yet another game, because no retooling everything to this new design is not a small, quick, or cheap job

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody complaints about PvP skills being broken
                >Nobody complaints
                >Nobody
                Are you fricking insane where were you anytime anyone brought up the actually broken PLD cheese strat in FL? Everyone complains about job bullshit
                >Bleach Beam
                >DRK succ
                >AST healing
                >SMN Bahamut spam
                >the real chainsaw (rip)
                What threads have you been on?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not to mention the amount of cheating that goes on
                >an entire team somehow aligning every lb they have instantly

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So exactly like pve right?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you're not funny

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically a small minority. Even if some things did not work as intended everyone had a blast. The only thing that is holding PvP back is the shitty netcode.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                take off the horse blinders

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Dude people everyone have complained about pvp stuff
                >people b***h about NIN lb
                >people b***hed about WAR lb
                >people b***hed about BLMs everything when it got buffed
                >people b***h about the crowd control being overpowered
                Like every other thread has someone b***hing about pvp abilities, same with people in my static or eve on twitter

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's mostly because people hate dying to other people. Those guys will cry about everything.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What bubble did you fricking come from? There were complaints since day one of the revamp. Even the shitty ffxiv forums has a months long thread about how much they hate how fricked pvp is.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                5 screeching morons do not count. Seriously. The overall reaction was absolutely positive.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More satisfying animations for MNK skills like true strike, snap punch, twin snakes, etc. Or rather have an upgraded version like what they did with forbidden chakra and the aoe version.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't need DBZ on every button I press

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I meant satisfying not tacky shit like what most mods do. This doesnt only apply to visuals but also sound effects. I like DK and Bootshine as is (maybe a but more oomf when you have leaden fist).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thunder III gets an upgrade, the engine gets reworked so AoE spells go off even if the enemy dies halfway through the cast, and you give me Ultima.
      There.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Ultima
        *upgrade Despair to Comet

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Comet will be AST's new damage spell in 7.0 since they're out of suffixes for Malefic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            And it will still have less potency than Broil XX

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Broil is getting replaced too since we're on -ja now

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >High Broil
                Or maybe give them Flambe from the Ink Mage in Heroes' Gauntlet

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They already have it with Macrocosmos, kind of, but Meteor is an upgrade to Comet and that's a spell with BLM association as LB3. Though personally I just want the lv. 99 or lv. 100 capstone skill to be a lesser version of everyone's Limit Breaks as a sign you've truly hit the upper ceiling of your job's capabilities

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Comet has always classically been a time magic spell.
              Meteor has been a black magic spell.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Comet depends totally and completely on whether the game even has Time Mage. It's Black Magic in FF9, FF11, and Dimensions

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Stella!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You know what, I'll take that too.
          As much as Paradox feels great to use, Black Mage's endgame is always a shift towards non-elemental spells and it annoys me that we're still relying so much on Fire and Ice. Which, yes, is central to the XIV incarnation, but frick, look at White Mage, THEY got rid of Aero and Quake.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Delete it from the game and nobody would miss it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      White Mage is good as is, but lets speculate. Medica can probably be trimmed. Of all classes, I think WHM could get away with Esuna being baked into their gcd heals. breath life into Cure 1. Plenary Indulgence should give an afflatus charge when its used. Afflatus itself is about perfect, i'd put Misery on the ogcd but keep Solace and Rapture on it. I think we could also have Thin Air give Swiftcast. I'd be worried about buffing Tetra and Assize as they're already extremely powerful and having lots of ogcds is AST's thing. Benediction, Temperance and Liturgy are all just about perfect. Perhaps add a small bubble to Benediction as well, enough to say take on another auto attack and try to smooth out the animation and effect.

      I think Divine Benison is too good and is the ideal ability to remove if they insist on the pure/shield healer schtick.

      as for a new capstone, there's always Reraise, which may be more in flavor for AST, but i'm afraid of the cheese strats that would enable. I think, taking a page from Aeris, that Great Gospel would be a good ability, say, 6 seconds of invulnerability cast on target.

      >more dps buttons
      who the frick cares about healer dps rotations. Seraph Strike I think will become a pve ability, perhaps even with its affect of giving a free, swiftcasted Cure III too, but should avoid giving a dps buff because it would make WHM far too good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      add something else to nins gauge or something, dumping out bhavas feels kinda lackluster. bring back dancing edge or some other gcd to add so we arent just doing 1-2-3 or 1-2-4. also do something else with mesui, maybe make it so it resets 1 mudra?

      nin is pretty much perfect right now so there isnt much to fix

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's perfect.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Auto match AST cards to the right dps. Not its not skill its busy work with no feedback for a buff system that's just worse and clunkier than hitting Divination

      >Light Speed's existence is a band aid to a design that doesn't actually work without turning me into a temporary phys ranged dps. Away with it.

      >Just make the seals change AST's attack into something else for the duration. The current buff for collecting seals matters so little and we never throw cards away regardless.

      >Give all healers a 123 that doesn't break just because they need to heal. How is Glare I >II > III hard to implement?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What

      add something else to nins gauge or something, dumping out bhavas feels kinda lackluster. bring back dancing edge or some other gcd to add so we arent just doing 1-2-3 or 1-2-4. also do something else with mesui, maybe make it so it resets 1 mudra?

      nin is pretty much perfect right now so there isnt much to fix

      says basically. A GCD ninki spender on like a 30-45-60-90s cooldown or something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >NIN's only damage MIT needs to have its cooldown halved. Maybe even more than that. If my job is going to be stuck in this weird middle ground between pure damage melee and ranged tax hell in terms of DPS without excelling at either, I should have more survivability. Way more. Bad enough they keep nerfing my job into the ground in PvP. Don't need to be just as useless in PvE.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      14 chakra slots, 7 chakras to use TFC. Replace Riddle of Wind with Internal Release.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Black Mage
      Perfect as is
      >but scathe
      It is ignored like enchanted reprise is ignored

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >NIN
      Less magic, more stabbing things with knives and kunai.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bring back Kaiten
      Bring back Seigan
      Tie kenki into positionals again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >GNB
      Remove double down or replace it entirely.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, bros. At this point the only job I somewhat enjoy is GNB. Like frick what's even the fricking point of dumbing down jobs? It's not fun, it's not fricking interesting to play a different job because you will basically do the same shit. All healers just spam one fricking button. Or gather a resource spend in 2 minutes, it's fricking boring. All jobs feel the same because of it. Not a single job has like an actual flavour. There's no reason to cater to casuals or parsetrannies because casuals will be shit no matter what and parsetrannies will still use the most optimal jobs that deal 1% more damage than the rest.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I exclusively jerk off to modded images of Ryne in high heels.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they really need to remove melee combos.
    they cant add anything interesting when jobs like dragoon have a 7 button melee mandatory combo that is not fun to do.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You monkeys don't even do anything other than sit in Limsa with your nude mods and run expert roulette every once in a while. What gives you the impression that you're suited to talk about the state of the game and jobs?

    >R-raidtroony!

    What the frick do you care how the jobs work when the hardest thing you do is run Euphrosyne?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You really like making up strawman arguments to an unknown audience so you can feel superior because you're really insecure, don't you? Have you considered that a lot of people playing the game from the start hate seeing their classes degraded into 2 min garbage?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There should be only one job allowed for all raid content. It should only have one ability that automatically hits itself every time it's off gcd. It does damage if you're DPS, healing if you're a healer, and mitigation if you're a tank. That way every butthole who only gives a shit about raiding can use this perfectly designed job so they can focus on their fight and the rest of the game is free to have fun, wacky shit without caring about the .4% of the game where this shit matters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ultimate raids
      >high end content
      >difficult
      I shall repeat this once for posterity. That kind of content is basically a hard "having friends check." There's nothing innately difficult about it. If you have the tight-knit FC, social circle, close group of online buddies, you can get through it all. Problem is, most of the community is shit out of luck in that regard and is forced to stick with PF. You are a normalgay who is part of the 1%.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >its the minigame moron posting his useless webms again

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the tldr on this gshade thing? Is it a virus now or what?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gshade briefly put in a piece of malware (and yes it is legally considered malware) that restarted your computer if you hit an anti-tamper function with in it, after the developer was upset by people forking it off so as to keep it from updating every other minute
      Community trust in the software immediately plummeted since infecting your computer with a virus purely to satisfy the ego of somebody that's already five steps behind base ReShade is not their idea of a good time
      They may have violated federal US law by writing and distributing software that no-questions-asked restarts a computer with no print-out or error message of any kind

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Easy we get rid of it and bump classes damage that need it up,
    everyone having a 2 minute buff damage window is stupid and further homogenizes the classes because they are balanced around it, being free from limitations would help everyone even the devs to make classes fun again.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Raiders complain about cooldowns not being 60 or 120 seconds, purposely held buffs to stack them all at once
    >Devs adjusts buffs to naturally align
    >Raiders complain about buffs being 60/120

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NO ONE HELD BUFFS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You absolutely held buffs lmao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          NO YOU DIDN'T NOT UNLESS BOSSES DISAPPEARED
          60, 90, 120s ALL STACKED NORMALLY EVERY 3 MINUTE

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            b***h bosses disappear in FFXIV all the damn time
            it's literally impossible for them to design a fight where you do mechanics and DPS at the same time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody was complaining about having to hold buffs, if anything it just increased the skill level because knowing when to do it relative to kill time was part of the planning.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've made it to level 55 in Eureka. Probably could make it to 60 in a few hours once the challenge log resets. How should I get prepped for BA?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think that only with the recommended actions you should be fine, but I forgot what they were

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, know anywhere I can find out? I've just been running Platebearer to survive as RDM. Should I go in with the Vermilion casting cloak?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          try looking up a beginner's guide on google or whatever. It should have the recommended actions + some details that a new player to BA might miss and/or frick up

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Is there a discord or some spot where people organize BA for Chaos? I'm reading up on a guide now and holy shit there's a lot of planning needed here.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >want to run BA
              >discord is required

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno how to get into that shit or when it starts man.

                Those discord masses you can just run spirit of the remembered and the cheap wisdom for your job and you'll get your ozma mount the first time. Just queue up and join the party the bot tells you to, get in calls and listen for callouts. Every boss in that place is dungeon boss tier except ozma

                Gotta find the discord first. I'll keep in mind those actions, though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just venting over the fact no one uses in game chat to talk. It's all discord garbage. I would kill for a push to talk feature in game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                because people are going into BA to get their mount and don't want to frick others up while doing it, it's a complete waste of time to use the in game chat for something like that. this isn't some random shit you can just do.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I get you, but for BA I don't want to frick up and have to wait hours or days just to try again.

                You can probably just Google (data center) BA discord server and get a link. The server for chaos is apparently called Late Night

                Thanks I found it. I'll try and figure shit out from there. Cheers!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can probably just Google (data center) BA discord server and get a link. The server for chaos is apparently called Late Night

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, stab a portal and play a dps with platebearer and shell and dodge mechanics. Raidwides will do nothing to you. I don't even join the discord runs anymore if I ever want to do ba, I just watch for their runs and follow them in. I'm not listening to some dumb troony prattle on about unfunny bullshit or explain a boss that does 2 whole mechanics every time I want to do the place

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                join their discord to find out when a run is going to happen and don't interact in the discord at all, get into their instance and snipe their portals, you can get aetheric stabilizers for this
                early pull their fates with full elemental gear and especially the important ones that can drop the expensive items, bonus points if you spawn them all by yourself and they had no idea it's going to spawn, because they usually announce in their servers that they're farming the important fates and when they spawn
                I have been banned from BA discords and people would often refuse to link me the trackers when I joined an instance
                become the bane of eurekatrannies, make them seethe at your mere presence
                but unfortunately sniping BA portals is probably pointless now because I doubt their runs get full anymore, even early pulling is kind of pointless because you won't kill the fate all by yourself and they'll get there before you do but people still get mad

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I always stab on aether, and I farm another stab before I feel like doing ba again because I hate ABBA discord, they get full runs on Saturdays but that's about it so I only do ba on Saturday
                I still need to farm cassie earring but at least the money nm farmers are all shitheads too

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Those discord masses you can just run spirit of the remembered and the cheap wisdom for your job and you'll get your ozma mount the first time. Just queue up and join the party the bot tells you to, get in calls and listen for callouts. Every boss in that place is dungeon boss tier except ozma

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Is there a discord or some spot where people organize BA for Chaos
              open late is the name of the discord, ask for an invite in eureka, maybe in hydatos when you see a lot of people doing it
              or pampa finder if you are fr*nch

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >die on floor 181 in potd
    >restart
    >die on floor 6

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would require a top down rework of all jobs, wouldnt happen until 7.0

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all this whining about fake character deaths
    >killed off Minfillia, now we're stuck with a ginger-pubed mini-me version of Minfillia who is basically worse in every way. Oh and she has a lesbian friend who is into lip injection cosmetic surgery. 98% of the cast won't be able to see her again until presumably patch 7.9 or some shit
    >Killed off Haucherfaunt (not even going to attempt to spell that correctly)
    >killed of Moenbryda
    >Killed off Papalymo, now we're stuck with pic related
    >Killed of Zeno, now we're stuck with Void c**t
    FRICK OFF YOU TWATS. Every time they kill someone, something bad happens that irreparably fricks the story. And empirically speaking, it's not like the game doesn't have the balls to kill off characters
    Only thing I can agree with is that they really should have killed off Thancred. Dude has no reason to exist anymore. Minfillia being a stoic wienertease from beyond the grave was just cruel and unusual punishment for him. Just pity the guy at this point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Man I miss Paps, he was a fricking bro
      At least we have Krile now I guess

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what the FRICK is a preset creator?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Someone who pushes sliders and takes it very seriously.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    good luck on your house lotteries

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you, ass.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Gaius' base of operations is Ala Mhigo
    >invades Silvertear through Carteneau
    Why did he fly around the entire continent
    Also wasn't he Solus' right hand man you'd figure the 14th mutining would be a bigger deal in-world

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Carteneau has Allagan goodies in it so it kills two birds with one stone

      The XIVth Legion did not actually mutiny, Gaius was ignoring a return-home call and he was attempting to get Eorzea conquered as a Hail Mary before he was court-martialed and probably executed (Bahamut dropping under Solus's approval was extremely suspicious to him and being summoned back to Garlemald after that even moreso)

      Native Garleans look at pretty much all Legions with equal admiration, with the exception of the IVth Legion which is made up of filthy normies and mages

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Carteneau has Allagan goodies in it so it kills two birds with one stone

      The XIVth Legion did not actually mutiny, Gaius was ignoring a return-home call and he was attempting to get Eorzea conquered as a Hail Mary before he was court-martialed and probably executed (Bahamut dropping under Solus's approval was extremely suspicious to him and being summoned back to Garlemald after that even moreso)

      Native Garleans look at pretty much all Legions with equal admiration, with the exception of the IVth Legion which is made up of filthy normies and mages

      Gaius did not invade from Carteneau, he invaded from Ala Mhigo. You're thinking of the VIIth Legion holding ground there because Nael was dropping Dalamud there to kill Omega.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Agrius belonged to the XIVth

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and it flew in from Ala Mhigo. I don't know where you got the idea he came from Carteneau.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My wife.

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just burn down the idea of shared party burst, make jobs distinct with no concern for kit discrepancies, and make so fights are reasonably clearable by even the worst job combination for them.
    >but that will make the fights easy if you optimize for them by using the best jobs possible!
    So? If you optimize your strategy for beating a fight, the fight will be easier to beat. That's true of literally every other videogame under the sun, and this can't be true here because?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      will never happen, sorry

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I know. I'm just annoyed about the whole FRICK YEAH BROOOO ME AND MY PARTY WANNA RUPTURE MY FRICKING BALLS TRYING TO OPTIMIZE EVERY LAST GCD FAR BEYOND WHAT ANY REASONABLE PLAYER WOULD DO!!!!!!! AND THE JOBS ALL GOTTA BE DIFFERENT AND HAVE DIFFERENT STRENGTHS FROM EACH OTHEEERRRR SO THEY ALL PERFORM DIFFERENTLY IN EACH FIGHT!!!!!! ...wait what do you mean the fight was easy as a result of me making all the optimal choices?! The Frick?!
        I want more stuff like Macrocosmos in P3S just wholly fricking skipping a mechanic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black person logic

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Burst meta is boring, I want my DoTs back.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Do unreal, buy a mount or minion and sell it for millions, boom you are set for the tier

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    people who have never cleared a single savage fight should not be able to talk about balance, job design and balance is irrelevant for you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i cleared o1s (:

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And what about people who have cleared all content and played all jobs? Shut the frick up dude

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So not you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I cleared P1S and P5S. The juxtaposing from a game advertised as play whatever you want and switch if you get tired; to:
      >you better be 5 ilvl higher than the minimum to join a party and not die by the raidwides
      >X job sucks right now and no one wants it around. oh its your favorite? Too bad frick you
      >No full Materia and best raid food? Your a burden
      >Don't know what that means nor what bis is? How did you not know about this one discord group that is the holy bible of raiding
      >Easy 1 mil down the drain just for crafted gear
      >Didn't no-life the savage tiers week one? Good luck with party finder spergs rage quitting in prog groups
      >What's a tank swap?
      >Yay I found a static
      >Oh no the static broke up
      Nothing could have prepared me for this nonsense. Even if I love the job I'm playing doing its rotation for over an hour is exhausting.

      All that just to lose the roll and get no gear for beating that floor

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        holy moly what a moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          t-thanks

          >you better be 5 ilvl higher than the minimum to join a party and not die by the raidwides
          Bro, your mitigation?

          yeah thats always what the party says AFTER no one mitigates it and people die

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the thing about prog is that you don't know which raid wides are actually more dangerous until they kill you. Are you the kind of person who b***hes at people in learning parties?

            Oh wait
            >you better be 5 ilvl higher than the minimum to join a party and not die by the raidwides
            >No full Materia and best raid food? Your a burden
            Yeah you sound like a moron who wants a carry.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              homie P1S was my first savage. No one wanted a carry. I was new and the complete change to how the game is played for raiders was shocking.

              See how your being a cheeky ass about my experience? That was a lot of the attitude I got for not knowing shit before hand.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you better be 5 ilvl higher than the minimum to join a party and not die by the raidwides
        Bro, your mitigation?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you better be 5 ilvl higher than the minimum to join a party and not die by the raidwides
        If you die to a raidwide above min ilvl your party is full of shitters not mitigating. Call them out or kick the tank/shield healer.
        >X job sucks right now and no one wants it around. oh its your favorite? Too bad frick you
        Blacklisting MCH on PF was not the rule and anyone doing it looked like a clown.
        >No full Materia and best raid food? Your a burden
        Which is very cheap to get nowadays? Botters are 24/7 on it.
        >Don't know what that means nor what bis is? How did you not know about this one discord group that is the holy bible of raiding
        Bruh you can calculate your own gear set with a spreadsheet just by looking at the pieces. The stat priority is braindead.
        >Easy 1 mil down the drain just for crafted gear
        Gotta keep that economy running buddy. Why craft otherwise?
        >Didn't no-life the savage tiers week one? Good luck with party finder spergs rage quitting in prog groups
        Stop playing on NA.
        >What's a tank swap?
        Kick the tank?
        >Yay I found a static
        >Oh no the static broke up
        You won't get the perfect static first try.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >>No full Materia and best raid food?
          I consider this griefing if you don't

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can assure you your old static still exists they are just ghosting you moron.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>you better be 5 ilvl higher than the minimum to join a party and not die by the raidwides
        Not if you're mitigating, that's why it's called MINIMUM item level moron
        >>X job sucks right now and no one wants it around. oh its your favorite? Too bad frick you
        Wow if only there was some sort of system in place that let you switch to another job to play whenever you want or easily level one. And a 18/19 chance that at least one other job uses the same gear
        >>No full Materia and best raid food? Your a burden
        Yes you are dipshit, don't come into high end content missing 10 levels' worth of substats and vitality that's required to not die moron
        >>Don't know what that means nor what bis is? How did you not know about this one discord group that is the holy bible of raiding
        nobody cares if you're not BiS outside of ultimates or speedruns
        >>Easy 1 mil down the drain just for crafted gear
        Yeah that's right, pay up or level those crafters homosexual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If mitigation and i lvl is an issue than stick to extremes since the first savage of each floor is barely any more complicated than exs.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How long has the meta been 2 melee, 1 ranged and 1 caster?
    And were talking about disliking a synced 120s buff window?
    lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2 casters is still useable

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      120s buffs are the most absolute fricking banal talking point imaginable for raid balance and the only place it actually matters is TOP.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Group comp doesn't affect my gameplay. Classes being dumbed down or broken up so they can fit inside the 2 minute meta (RIP PLD) is an actual issue because it means classes will never be interesting again as every class will have the same core design; bunch of big burst buttons, some minor burst to follow it up with and wind down and then some basic b***h rotation until the next burst window comes up. Oh but one class will do their big burst damage by doing a kick! And the other stabs their spear! Wowiezowie!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >(RIP PLD)
        Paladin plays almost identically to how it did before, now you just don't cast Holy Spirit four times before Confiteor and in return you get a boosted Holy Spirit after Royal Authority.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Paladin plays almost identically to how it did before
          pretending to be moronic also makes you a moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Finish the quote and read the whole sentence or unzipper your sternum, jackass.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >read the whole sentence
              Where does it mention goring blade?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That thing I didn't have to worry about for an extended period if I'd gotten off from casting Blades? One of two reasons Fight or Flight existed before the rework? That Goring Blade? The DoT that felt like shit and did nothing if used outside of FoF but was crucial to be used within it? That Goring Blade?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, that thing you had to pay attention and it a meaningful part of your dps to maintain.
                Surely you had more than 1 braincell to maintain right? You CAN maintain debuffs can you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                We're discussing a fricking tank, don't for even a moment try and pull the intellect card. Goring Blade was no smarter in its old use than in its current one.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It seems you can't maintain debuffs after all. No wonder you praise PLD being this moronic honeypot now.
                And now, dont change the subject to "muh fantasy", you can't even strawman right.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's a whole lot of childish b***hing to say "Yea ok I'm moronic they dumbed the frick out of the class since you never need to even think about your rotation anymore".

                Since you seem to be having some trouble let me just help you out and feed you your next juvenile-moron line; "It was trivial and didn't matter it's not like it was a hard class to play or anything" and maybe we can skip to something that isn't completely moronic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what actually got dumbed down holy shit this is so defensive and confrontational over a fricking dot

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, people think the old Paladin rotation needed any more thought?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He said it anyway
                Huh. Guess I somehow still overestimated you. How tragic.

                what actually got dumbed down holy shit this is so defensive and confrontational over a fricking dot

                Well now them dumbing things down makes a lot more sense if people like you are playing the job.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Huh. Guess I somehow still overestimated you. How tragic.
                this homie think he vegeta

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That line could almost be funny given how you have the mental capacity of a vegetable.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Dis homie mo buh dip duh dubba muhfuggin do dibba muh dick n sheeeit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >t. hasn't played paladin
          Black person what the frick are you on about? Almost identical? How many more times to they need to dumb shit down one step at a time before you realize you're a fricking frog slowly being boiled. God I fricking hate you delirious morons.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Dont feed the roulette hero pretender

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            so was it actually different or are you gonna spend that time screaming about a slippery slope instead

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Spoonfeed me so I can pretend to be moronic more effectively next time!
              Yea no, I think we'll just keep laughing at your absurd stupidity. Feel free to tell yourself you won something.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ok sneed i guess

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This shit right here, this homosexualry needs to go, I'm doing more dps than 90% of you homosexual ass pf melee but I can't join for some arbitrary reason

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Make your own party with all DPS positions unlocked because it's week 1000 and comp literally doesn't matter.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure Ranged classes get increased enmity by default

          I still want 1 melee 1 ranged 1 caster 1 wild but Im actually ok with the wild being any dps rather than just melee

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You get the full party buff with 1m/1r/1c + 1 any. The only reason people lock you out is because they are moronic shitters that are blindly follow week 1 meta. The only encounter I think is fricked without 2m is TOP.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure Ranged classes get increased enmity by default

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some moronic ff14 shit that belongs to the general?

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make dungeons 5-man(1-1-2-1). 5th slot is for support classes(now yellow). They are the only classes with any significant buff mechanics and have very low damage(like healer level)
    8man parties have the 8th slot converted to support(2-2-3-1). Their buffs, if used correctly, spread across 7 other people should be good enough to make up for the lost DPS.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Play FFXI and stop posting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >STOP WANTING THE GAME TO GET BETTER ITS PERFECT ITS PERFECT CRITICISM IS TREASON YOU JUST HATE THE GAME YOU'RE BARRY RIGHT YEAH YOU'RE BARRY FROM WOW TRYING TO PLANT BAD THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU THE GAME IS PERFECT SHUT UP SHUT UP

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah stop posting, you clearly have mental issues.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus Christ, did you miss your nap earlier?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          we can make the game good without turning it into another game you fricking homosexual.
          >every game should just be the same
          no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nobody will want to play that role and pf will die

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *dungeon queues die from compulsory new role*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like it, and unlike other people said, it would be played, after all DNC is pretty much a support class.
      But PF would indeed shit itself, not because of people not playing the class, but because the game is held with spit and cum and the devs dont know what they're doing.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll keep using add-ons because of video related. SE won't remove the gays, so I will.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Noooo my eyes they bleeeeed bawwwww
      Pathetic manlet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      should've turned them into pool's closed men

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's a good idea! I just copied a glamour nearby and I like how they look like g-men infecting my server

        >Noooo my eyes they bleeeeed bawwwww
        Pathetic manlet.

        Stay mad, troon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Which plugin lets you turn them into anything you want?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Pnembura + glamourer
            Go wild, and delete shit glamours!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I didn't know penumbra could be used for stuff other than modbeasts. Cheers anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're a moron for using glamourer to do the same as you could do with voidlist.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like I want to completely delete them. Just make them less of an eyesore on my end.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Black person you're all morons because you're using mods purely because you can't cope. Just ignore those dumb fricks and do w/e the frick you want, but noooo fragile miss snowflake can't bear to look at... whatever the frick you're now bothered by I guess? So please save me modderman!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Your glamour is shit, m8.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that you think anyone would care is outright pathetic. Also what glam?
            >Nooo you have to play dress-up-dollies when you play FFXIV!!
            No way gay.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If no one cares then why did you comment on it?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >American reading comprehension
                Jesus frick how horrifying.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >no one cares! Let me tell you how much no one cares!
                Take your meds, lol.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Noooo you called me stupid so you care!
                No mate, I just called you stupid because you're a fricking moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lol, why did you reply in the first place if no one cares. Gonna keep enjoying my mods though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >W-well okay then I'll just keep being a little b***h I guess...
                You do you buddy, not sure why you had to sperg out as much as you did to get there but you did it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you do you
                You know how I can tell you are subhuman?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No anon, I can't really bring myself down to your level so you're going to have to explain by what contrived means you've determined whatever it is you've allegedly figured out.

                And please, do share, I can only imagine the depths of absurdity I'll get to enjoy here.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Stop bullying me you piece of shit
                I've had it with this fricking online forun. Never coming back here again

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I wish no one would care about other peoples glam

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just remove party buffs, keep shit like AST and DNC single targets

    Whats even the point of them anymore?

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >plugingays trying to go one week without embarrassing themselves challenge (impossible)

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The post-ShB newbies that have developed a near religious devotion to the game and the devs will be the death of it. There was a time when we all understood that those who criticize the game are the ones who care. We know that from 1.0, and it was a lesson the devs supposedly learned. But what's going on now is that criticism is responded to with hostility. Those who worship the dev team believe that any change made is the correct one by virtue of the change being made. The devs are the ones making the game, therefore they are correct and you are wrong. And voices like these are quickly drowning out the ones that are disappointed seeing our game get gutted of depth. Look at WoW if you want to know how this ends up.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pld can now use holy spirit after royal authority
    Oh shit job ruined

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Never have to worry about adjusting rotation to accommodate your DoT
      >Just mindlessly unga just like WAR :^)
      >Class is basically the same guise dun worry!

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RDM should have a spell that changes it's function based on having more black or white mana, like pvp. Make it a damage buff along with the attack if black higher and a heal potency buff (significant, like 20%) if black higher. One is good for prog one is good for kill. Have it be 90s or something, incentivizing you to use it situationally and not pool it for 2mins

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't press my group buffs anymore except when they give me a lot of dps like reaper's does. 3% dmg is not worth a keystroke for me.
    Not in extremes or pf savage. I don't care.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >3% dmg is not worth a keystroke for me.
      God this is such moronic thinking, you arethe same motherfricker who only uses 5H in DBFZ bc "why wouldn't I always use my most damaging normal, 5L is just a waste"

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't a lot of plds just not pressing their dot entirely lol

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think I wouldn't loathe my chosen job to the fricking point where removing a DoT effect in favor of brunt damage is the difference between me finally crossing the line over wanting to kill myself from how boring it is.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to mod my cat to have some slight abs and maybe a better ass in her pants. How hard is it to mod? Is it enough to do it on the body or do I have to do it for every piece of equipment?

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give nin perfect dodge back

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DRG should be invincible during jumps. They should also have a jump that last like 3 seconds. Yes, they should be able to skip mechanics with it, for better or worse. The jumps are so fast now that they look stupid. DRG should be THE JUMP CLASS. These devs are just cowards.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Combat would unironically be more fun if every class had some bonkers bullshit
      >DRG has invuln on command
      >WAR gets nascent flash buffed to 'triple-pull aoes' as its default baseline
      >SAM gets parries, straight up nullifying raidwides if they know its coming and getting buffs for it
      >RDM and SMN already have rez, they're fine.
      >If BLM gets all resources up at once (max polyglot, ice hearts, fire 3, triplecast, leylines, etc) they can spend it all at once for "Frick you" damage. I'm talking like LB-tier shit. Maybe they get damage down after, who cares.
      >WHM holy stun never decays.
      >MNK gets to heal themselves every time they get and spend chakras, make them the dps tank.
      >All MCH attacks penetrate enemies in a straight line. Give them the best AoE who gives a shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's a great way for a game these raidtists keep complaining isn't *challenging enough* or *unique enough* to flip switch and start whining that the game is *not challenging at all* and *everybody can break it*

        Which I approve of, because I know they're gonna whine about this game's direction no matter what direction they take.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Actually yea, why should Yoshi listen to them if they cheat their way through anyway?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What is your hyperfixation on cheating? It's been a week.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Because all of you raidtrannies use cheats. That's just been brought to light.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Delusional moron that has never used PF

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >cmon goyim its been a week, drop it already

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Give ninja back old execute but it automatically kills whatever you use it on

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Kill boss with mug
          >drops extra gear

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >stand NE during firesday for easy HQ synths

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>If BLM gets all resources up at once (max polyglot, ice hearts, fire 3, triplecast, leylines, etc) they can spend it all at once for "Frick you" damage. I'm talking like LB-tier shit. Maybe they get damage down after, who cares.
        I hope that they'll make it so if you have 2 polyglot charges and let a 3rd one clip you get a big nuke spell with a long cast so then using the xeno randomly to move will be a dps loss and make the job at least slightly harder

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >You can't use any xenos outside of burst windows, no movement, no transpose lines, no using them for weaving
          yeah... sounds real great...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >BLMs get a real excuse to never move
            Sounds like heaven

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It'd be fine but the rest of you pf Black folk wouldnt be able to handle BLM centered strats

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >PF screeching because the party doesn't want to do the BLM cheese strats
                >DRG players don't care and abuse their broken iframes for every mechanic, forcing the other party members to actually do mechs instead of skipping
                >The SAM autist with a Vergil glam is trying to parry everything for fun
                >WARs just straight up don't need healers most of the time, letting the healers focus on buffing and damage and babying the 'honest' DPS jobs
                It really does sound better, especially if 1hkos get more common and enemy damage gets higher. Just make the risk/reward higher on everything

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The SAM autist with a Vergil glam is trying to parry everything for fun
                How are these things not cool. Like seriously.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Can't have people having fun, only being miserable and coping by "flexing" the rewards

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I like this but take away the players autonomy with it. If you ever cap polyglots, they just burst automatically, hurting or debuffing you, but doing big aoe damage. It's like over heating and exploding. You don't wanna do it, but it is still kinda cool if you do.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Every day I thank gGd you homosexuals aren't in a position to ruin my job

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Phoenix should be an AoE rez

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Phoenix is actually just healer LB3
          Would actually be fricking amazing.

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone b***hing about drg being unsafe jumping did NOT play the job back when this game came out
    >massive animation lock for every jump
    >absolutely no magic defense on maiming armor so every avoidable your were locked into eating was always a 100% death, even raidwides would delete your hp bar

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >yeet the frick out for hello world with dragoon diaper jump
    lol not my problem fricko!!!

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >installs ultimate weapon remover mod
    nothing personnel, trannies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's ok king
      I only did it for the challenge

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >installs mod to replace mogshop items with in game armor
      Nothing personal, whales.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same but the astrologian card decks are still glowy for some reason, so I just used another mod that removes those

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nooooo don't remind me I can't even play Simon Says

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I still beat it. You gonna remove my memories?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ok? i wear it because i want to look at it.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they're ruining jobs by making them too simple
    >also I have to cheat to clear content

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      who's i? you?

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    REMOVE MY FRICKING PACIFY HEALER

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I get heavy OF vibes from this guy arguing that DRG jumping out of the game wouldn't break it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, it's aveyond-dreams aka Barry and his nichegamer discord. I noticed this is your new favorite go-to bogeyman.

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bring the thing, raidsissies

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    None of you Black folk played ARR to know NIN literally had FFXI Utsusemi. Did it break the game? No, but you don't know that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was rarely if ever useful when NIN had it because a NIN having aggro meant somebody fricked up bad somewhere, compared to FFXI where it could dodge-tank.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. But if DRG had it then apparently it would break the game according to endbryos.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          NIN wasn't straight up invincible even when it had an Usutsemi-like ability.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong, you fricking IDIOT
            There were countless incidents where players would abuse Utsusemi on NIN especially in raids where they were permabanned, which spurred the entire change to begin with

            Not just ninjas, but black mages too with manawall clear exploits. I'm not talking about blocking a single raidwide like an endbryo like you probably saw in a youtube video, but full on CLEAR changing nullification of debuffs and effects which trivialized the entire fight for entire groups

            You would remember this drama if you werent a fricking endbryo. Go back to r*ddit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Did it break the game? No
      It was fun because it could dodge Nael dive in T9, if it had aggro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR TB's weren't anywhere near as predictable as they have been since the expansions. Perfect Dodge wouldn't break ARR fights all that much, but it would definitely break anything HW and up.

      You know this, you can't pretend to be so moronic to have played ARR and not be aware of how fricking jank those fights used to be and often still are.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to remember the days where hard primals were progged like fricking extremes are today, bad memories

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >too embarrassed to wear his legend title because he knows he doesn't deserve it and people kept subtly calling him a cheater ingame until he took it off
    mister sharty bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      shouldn't have giggled about being yoshida's shill in that podcast

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >late-night hours
    >mental illness climbs in Ganker threads
    >relative mental illness lowers in /vg/ threads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What if I told you that in the midday it's worse
      Could've had avatargayging
      think about that

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, my God. WILL YOU PEOPLE PLEASE UNSUB AND FRICK OFF TO YOUR BREAK ALREADY?

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Much heatblast phase is fricking dumb. It doesn't make sense and the animations look awful during it. Machinest should be about building and placing shit. Landmines, traps, turrets, barriers, healing stations, buffing stations, ect. Make it the aoe "placing shit" support. They could reuse bishop for it even. Get rid of heatblast completely.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >2023 complaining about mch heat blast

      Yeah maybe try it in 2015 you fricking endbryo and see how much better it is now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Heatblast was a panic mode bandaid. They had a fricked class and instead of investing in a proper fix, they just recycled animations and turned it into warrior. Heatblast looks bad and makes no sense, it's time to fix it again.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Heat blast is shit indeed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Much
      this is how I'm gonna say it from now on

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >muchinist
        >enchantment shaman

        What bubble did you fricking come from? There were complaints since day one of the revamp. Even the shitty ffxiv forums has a months long thread about how much they hate how fricked pvp is.

        It's garbage shit and I will continue playing summoner in frontline daily roulette, cheesing until I get reddit söy 5, and then idling until my lb is back up. Beats the hell out interacting with shitty ass CC and I'll have all the pvp rewards by the end of the season

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mch should be the debuff support. Use that wrench to keep enemies debuffed > gain scrap > use scrap to build shit for the party.
      I want engaging support mechanics. Dancer dances, bard plays songs, mch builds.

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ENDBRYO ENDBRYO ENDBRYO ENDBRYO

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >THEY SHOULD ALLOW YOU TO USE QOL MODS WTF YOSHIDA
    >*installs malware on your PC*
    >NOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >burns down the house
      Cry harder.

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PVP was better in HW.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Deader, barely queuing, full of bots and trade winners.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That was SB, when it started giving a ridiculous amount of exp.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never been good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Deader, barely queuing, full of bots and trade winners.

      SB was when it peaked. i remember everyone was running that shit cause it was the fastest way to level and it was honestly much more fun than dungeon grinding.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >and it was honestly much more fun than dungeon grinding.
        Still is.

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Ryne before the thread dies and Dragoons survive enrage with their jumps.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >game tries to gaol DRG for a mechanic
      >drg iframes away
      >server crashes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe Dragoon was truly the endwalker all along

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *waiting at login queue*
        UNIIIIIIIIIQUE
        SOOOOOOOOOOUL

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Doing potd has made me realize how common enemies just flat out having dog shit buggy abusable AIs is, there are mobs in there who will literally stand still and stare at you if you don't get within their melee range

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          anon learns about sound aggro

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong, talking about the plants that are all over 190-200 that make the entire set a joke because they do nothing to you whatsoever on a ranged job besides a cast they do every 20 seconds even though they have auto attacks and a conal aoe and will move towards you if you LOS them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Anon too moronic to understand blind enemies are blind and only react to sound
          Wait till he gets to Eureka and learns some enemies get triggered by spellcasting lmao.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I have full +2 gear for 4 jobs including physeos, cerberus mount, lone hero, necromancer, azure and omega, card mount, etc etc etc.. I win

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >endbryo doesn't understand the different kinds of aggro in this game

          lmfao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong, talking about the plants that are all over 190-200 that make the entire set a joke because they do nothing to you whatsoever on a ranged job besides a cast they do every 20 seconds even though they have auto attacks and a conal aoe and will move towards you if you LOS them

            >moronic ape that has never gotten past floor 80
            There are also multiple mobs you can cheese by forcing them to do their rear conal they do if you stand behind them, over and over and over and over without them auto attacking because their AI is moronic
            Last free tip from someone who actually plays this game, next one will cost you

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are we still on page 10!?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HOOOOOOME
      RIDIIIING HOOOOOOME

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More Gaia next thread

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ENOUGH!

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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