Did you do you loporrit quests Anon?
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Did you do you loporrit quests Anon?
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Transfer to Excalibur and join my FC!
What is your FC? Curious if I've seen it as a member of the same server.
Friends of Excalibur, FoE as our tag.
Damn, I'm on Levithan.
This is why I encourage transfers! Come visit and see if you like it and if you do, we're always here!
I see. Does yours have a specific focus? I'd join, but I'm already part of one where I feel indebted to a lot of people for helping me understand the game. Tag is UH-OH.
We're a Ganker FC. We play a lotta other stuff together and organize movie nights and stuff sometimes. Everyone's great!
I’m already on excal, what is it?
What is it?
This seems like a fun idea but it also seems like a terrible trap
It's not too bad. All the people who can't act decent in group settings tend to weed themselves out quickly.
PUT THAT 1 HAN TENPAI DOWN
It would be extremely painful.
Post your character and we'll see.
I play a female character, this is a silly question.
>attentionwhore /sit hack
I like Egyptian themed girls but this is a hard pass.
I gotta mod to get a half decent Egyptian outfit... Maybe they'll throw me a bone when we get to Meracydia, though lately everyone's been telling me that it's no longer supposed to be Egypt and is now Australia...?
Meracydia was always Australia
I could've swore I saw a lot of discussion speculating that it was Egypt, between Sophia and her followers being from there and having the heavy golden and garden gnomeelry motifs, IIRC the pyramids in the warring triad questlines were said to be lifted from there too and the Sphinx mobs were Allagan creations based of the walking talking Sphinxes of Meracydia, I believe one of the lore books said.
it's been stated to have kangaroos, do you really think slanteye japs would put kangaroos anywhere but australia
Perhaps Egyptian Australia...?
GET IN THE CAAAAAAAH
I can't join...I'm shackled to my solo fc (everyone quit) because the house has a lot of stuff in it.
If you change your mind, you're always welcome to hop over for a visit!
Luciana Blan, my anal loving friend with benefits.
As much as I hate the little rats, yes, I have done my dailies.
They're based on rabbits thoughever
I know. I chose my words to deliberately insult them.
If you're a cute futa choco bunny pls dick me down kthx
bro you gay
You're not getting any attention looking like that.
Well what should I look like then?
if you can't accept me at my tomboy then u don't deserve me at my mihoe'te
>danger hair cat
Sorry, I'm an ugly futa choco bunny.
Where's the proof huh
no thanks, your catgirl is hideous
That's just cause I use no filters or makeup >:/
Holy fuck the only way you could possibly be more generic is with heterochromia
There is literally nothing wrong with generic suncats.
choco bunnies are made for pale moonies
You look terrible. Try again
>ugly ass fuck catgirl
You can't make this shit up. Its always these ugly ass fuck characters with these shitty fetishes.
Yes but I feel like I'm wasting xp because I can't get the crafter I wanna lvl to 80 to utilize them without spending a quarter mil gearing it first.
>Yes but I feel like I'm wasting xp because I can't get the crafter I wanna lvl to 80 to utilize them without spending a quarter mil gearing it first.
Just wear the scrip gear, Anon?
When am I gonna get a fucking loporrit minion already, call him Shrinkingway and say he got into a funny accident with the Big Cheese or something so he's pocket size and your new best friend.
I swear the hum better be a reward or Ill unsub for eternity
No hum, only the bunny ear emote
Time for Splatoon dlc
Congratulations on getting out anon.
When you do your loporrit quests you stupid fuck
Ahhh shit I didn't know that was one of the rewards, gonna go work on that
>He hasn't had a Loporrit minion for a year already.
Yes I know the new one is from the beast tribe quest line, but you do have the original Loporrit minion don't you anons?
>Ordered the encyclopedia 1 when they first released
>delivery company lost it
>never could find anothet copy
I fucking hate DHL
They reprinted them last year, you can still get them on Amazon.
Amazon just had it on sale for like 24 bucks this weekend it might still be cheap also.
thanks for the heads up, book is currently $31
Don't buy that anons its a shitty fake from some chinks/shitskins. Friend ordered one and got a fucking paper scanned one stapled together
>by Square Enix
If its actually an official listing then sure but the chink knockoff was also being listed as being sold by SE
Let's see your page numbers anon.
No I fucking hate crafting and don't bother with that garbage. Sucks that I'm locked out of the rabbit rave but whatever.
I will never understand how anyone can tolerate the boredom that is crafters and gathers. Does everyone just do them whilst watching youtube on their second monitor or phone?
there are bots - i mean plugins that automatically do it for you
I just like making shit. Alternatively I will never understand how anyone can tolerate the autism that is savage content.
There's very little work involved in crafting though. It's something to do for 5 minutes while waiting for a queue. Custom deliveries for the week can be knocked out in less than that.
>Just do 10minutes of daily quests every day
>Do your custom deliveries twice a week
Before you know it you'll have all the crafters max level completely for free
Mindlessly grinding them is the worst way to level them. Just do your GC turn ins, beast tribes and weekly turn ins and you'll be done in no time. I think it ran me less than a mil and maybe 2 weeks of GC turn ins to level all my crafters and gatherers from 80-90. They've made it really easy.
Do you have a shitty Dragoon glamour, or do you have the objectively best glamour, Trueblood armor + Virtu Dragonlancer's Mesail?
I have the best DRG glam, but I'll not post it.
I don't understand the dragoon fetish for stabbing dragons with dragons. Ultimate yanderes.
Something something become your enemy something mimic their strength something.
Doesn't matter. He will always mog you.
So long as he doesn't wear his goddamned helmet, he will never mog me.
But like I totally get why because Trueblood's helmet does not look good in-game. I think the devs know it doesn't look good or even really match the promo-art design for the helmet.
He will always mog WoL.
DRG for WoL is an obsessed buff weaving and upkeeping dps that has to work into StarDivers. Estinein just does it on cd
funny enough estinien bitches about not being able to do his solo-instance stuff as a trust and blames it on the indian food he's been eating
everyone will mog the WoL as long as they continue to stand around doing nothing in cutscenes
WoL DRG(pvp) is better anyway
No. Meanwhile Estinien can use shadow clone jutsu and have them all cast Stardiver while he's charging Nidhog LB3
Why did they make playing Urianger so boring?
He was the perfect representation of healers
every time we play as another character is boring. such a shitty addition to the game.
I can already play as other jobs, idiots.
I don't even remember playing as him, when was it?
Estinien is probably the worst case of ludo narrative dissonance in the game.
In universe, you are far better than him. But we don't feel it because the writers gave him a lot of important scenes and made him more relevant than any other "job-iconic" npc that we don't feel this way.
you're his equal or superior and he makes up the difference with nidhogg cum
You forget Estinien isn't just some ordinary Elezen Dragoon. He literally had the power of one of the eyes of Nidhogg for years, then two eyes and was Nidhogg reborn and now literally carries with him the blood and soul of Nidhogg, one of the first brood in his Lancer. Nidhogg is literally part of Estinien now, that's why
he could sense and see the dead dragons on Ultima Thule just like you but no one else could
They should go back and rewrite the ARR dragoon story as the setup fell apart when they decided to use it for the MSQ. There's no purpose in us being a special second azure dragoon because they had to write the same story even if we're not.
>Cuts off WoL’s blessing to test his own strength
>Leaves the Dragoon powers from dragons
Shouldn't we have been unable to avoid tempering from Ravana and Bismark while we didn't have the blessing? Or did we get it back before then? I don't remember.
blessing ended up being something much more mundane and unrelated to the echo
divorcing you from the blessing was mostly midgardsormr testing if you'd do heroics without special status, and (unknowingly) risk of being corrupted if you went somewhere like the void again
the echo is not the blessing of light
So why is Fordola able to fight primals and avoid tempering with the artificial echo?
Echo = inert ancient powers
Blessing of Light = travelers ward spell Venat/Hydaelyn cast on us
I know, but Fordola doesn't have the blessing and she can still avoid tempering. How?
Because the writers only just came up with that Echo and Blessing of Light were two separate things while making Endwalker and don't care enough to address plotholes.
Midgardsormr doesn't take the echo from us, all he does is switch off the power of the crystals we gathered which charged the blessing. We have plenty of echo visions before, during and after all that stuff.
We even fight an Ascian 1v1 while stripped of the blessing which shows how meaningless that whole keeper of the lake thing was. Almost like the writers did it solely for immediate shock value (like Thancred's "betrayal" and Nanamo's "death")
the echo. the blessing has nothing to do with avoiding tempering, we hadn't even powered it up when we fought ifrit.
The Blessing of Light(Travelers Ward) is what protects us from aetherial influence, ie tempering. Venat confirmed it on Elpis.
When you awaken to the echo, the first thing you hear is the signal Hydaelyn is shitting out. So maybe hearing Hydaelyn automatically gives you the travelers ward.
Hydaelyn gives out the Blessing of Light to anyone like the whore she is. Remember SHB when dozens of random adventurers on the First got it when Elidibus was still trying to force the world fall to light? Hydaelyn probably recast it on us numerous times throughout the game.
but Fordola doesnt have the echo
anon did you skip every cutscene in stormblood
sounds like you did
She has an implanted echo, you dip. That’s ehy her and criple boy went 5g tower raiding.
if being a resonant is the real echo for you, then trannies are real women, because they have implanted dicks, retard
I accept your defeat.
It's functionally identical to the real Echo which is all that matters for this conversation.
>a trans penis is functionally identical to a real penis
Why are you so obsessed with trans people?
It's not which proves you wrong.
>talking about game lore
>TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES
Why do you respond to bait, anon? Report, ignore and move on. This is to all of you who see posts trying to shit up the thread with Barry posts. Stop responding to them.
i accept your defeat
Can't blame him
ifrit mentions the blessing of light when you defeat him
the more puzzling thing is how the wol was able to survive ravana’s ultimare attack since every time the wol tanks an ultimate move, the bad guy usually goes CURSE YOUR BLESSING OF LIGHT
This is one of those discussion points that never end and only happen because the travelers ward Venat placed on WoL and the Echo are seemingly treated as the same thing throughout the story.
In other words don’t think about it too much. I’m sure the side effect of telling a story over 10 years is bound to have things like this come up.
lol no estinien as a drg is stronger than the wol as a drg
how did we beat him then?
by ganging up on him with 7 other people
But you beat him in the job quests 1 on 1.
he let you beat him
t. estinien fangirl
He's not mogging anyone at the moment
Alisaie is cute.
> blue hairband
Hair is over the left eye and she has tits, that's Alsiaie anon.
And someone edited the picture
Please dont tell me people unironically wear those fishing hats or whatever the fuck the WoL is wearing.
Me and the boys about to show our drip in Limsa.
>takes their enemies' style and techniques and uses it against them
drg is the like blu except good
I have a DRG glam called:
>The winged serpent, "Quetzalcoatl"
If its not a dark color, it's not a real DRG. I'm sorry to tell you.
shut up you limp dicked secondary bandwagoner
his glam is based
I kneel to the holy DRG
I'm sorry edgy DRG anon
Thank you based holy DRG anon
I wear full trueblood with the drachen helmet dyed silver. I've stuck it over every augmented maiming gear i've ever gotten. And yeah the longinus zeta, mostly to show off I have zero life and grinded it out. No one seemed to care about my bozja one so.
Longinus Zeta is the best DRG weapon glam.
Thanks, I worked hard on it. I can you're a lalafell btw.
I have a ps4 but play on pc, i'll add later
Here's mine anyways
I just use the Tactics Ogre dragoon set.
>there's no armor set that looks like FF3DS Dragoon
Nope, I got my grigels months ago so I don't give a shit
he asked for it. i just can't believe he was dumb enough to do ask for this destruction
>doesn't react to any other dances than plain /dance
Marriage and procreation with Nanamo. Nothing more, nothing less.
she should have died, HW was such a disappointment
My lalaboy WoL is torn between Nanamo and Krile
nanamo only likes black cocks. Ur lalaboy could never satisfy her
i found tweetingway's secret 18+ twitter account
do she have a fat pussy
Where do these Yugiri images come from?
Her dms she sends to the wol.
Twitter probably, there's a fuckton of slutty catgirls and aura over there.
Do you not take pictures of your wife?
My WoL is my wife.
Twitter mainly, with a few from Pixiv. Some of them are gone though when the owner of an account threw a fit. So I tried to save as many as I could.
If you did the lopporits every day, what reputation would I be at? I'm trying to figure out if I missed a day
If you didn't log in right after maintenance, before the morning reset, you're one day behind.
>tfw tubo casual like me that spills the spaghetti every single try in potd at behemot managed to clear EO in a single week
Why'd did they have to dumb down deep dungeon too?
>Saw a catgirl in Limsa yesterday with a literal <<Ganker>> as their FC
>4 people in the FC it's been around since 2015
You saw me too anon, I messaged you. You know who you are.
imagine being a DRG main lmao
DRG is pretty cool once you accept everyone will always like Estinien more than you.
>80 posts into the thread and no one has posted it yet.
Here you go gays.
>Read the comments on one of these song videos
>See trannies saying that the area and dancefloor is trans codded and made for them and they are happy for it
Playing as Hien while waiting for the WoL to arrive is easily one of my top ten least favourite parts of this game.
for me it's the Thancred duty in Shadowbringers
it's complete shit
you didn't enjoy playing as a gimped gunbreaker for 25 minutes of repetition?
fanta to lalafell
My character is a male lalafel, they're basically a second class citizen
>he's not a lalagarden gnome running the show
sucks to be another puppet
no, because I can't slut mod them without joining some weird cabal
moronchud dead game
The echo really lost a lot of its status for the wol, or so I feel. At this point it's just a convenient flashback tool.
always has been
mostly because WoL really does not give a shit about the echo or what it does beyond being a cool translator and flashback machine
people having powers with it and the echo having a bunch of alternative uses is still canon, it's just that WoL doesn't care to learn what his does
bro it’s ALWAYS been a convenient flashback tool, in fact they never even bothered to explain what it is until endwalker, you just HAPPEN to be able to see flashbacks at the exact moment you need to in the conversation okay???
YOOOOOOOOOOO ALISAIE BE BUSSIN FR FR NO CAP BRUH
You're all forgetting something as well that is very important why the WOL is as strong as he is.
he is a fragment of Azem and knows it, one of the convocation of the 14 and by Shadowbringers/ EW the Wols soul has been rejoined more than any in the Source but still can access the power of dynamis
We know it will never happen, but now because the Wol is so fucking strong pretty much Zenos was the only one even close to the Wols power through what Zenos had. If the Wol went rogue yes i know it will never happen, its a what if scenario or has the wol has his body possessed like in EW
The Wol is basically a walking Nuke, who the fuck could stop him on the Source?
I am also reminded that pray empowers Primals, Eikons e.t.c. and a lot of people have been praying to the Wol now, he is virtually a walking God to many.
I really hate that plot point. Everything up until then had made us special because of what we chose to do, but nah you're just the resurrection of someone actually important and that's why we'll win.
Gay as fuck chosen one bullshit in a massively multiplayer game where we all play the same msq.
Being Azem's shard only encouraged the WoL to become an adventure and travel. They're still powerful because of their own combat experience.
in fairness WoL is also good at literally everything he learns how to do, all the class and crafter tutors comment on it
Shut the fuck up you ugly homos
But I'm not a homo
The story has always been silly in its plot points regardless of that particular detail. I always laugh how the story awards credit specifically to the WoL for defeating all the big bads in the world, yet we always do so with 3-7 other goofballs.
>he doesn't unsync solo the big story fights
WoL is only marginally more rejoined than anyone else from the source due to merging with Ardbert, you only have like, one shard worth of extra soul-juice in you compared to any other adventurer
I think Graha is also something similar due to how he's rejoined with himself.
Yeah but Ardbert was no slouch, he managed to kill two Ascians with his own band of adventurers 100 year prior to Shadowbringers, being merged with him is not like being merged with your local titty bar stripper.
The other people on the source also weren’t previous souls of convocation members. We don’t all measure up the same
>watch this https://youtu.be/I6MC1pv7RFE
>think I'm about to have my entire worldview shattered or something
>it's literally the exact same way that I used to say it
wtf, you mean that's not how people said it? How?
That was easy
Elezen sisters we can't stop winning.
Why are chuds so attracted to Aura? Is it because they are the most dainty female race?
chuds think that being a woman is just about looking as "feminine" as possible.
mating press Meteion
Does Meteion have a pussy or a cloaca?
In Ultima Thule, she has whatever my emotions dictate. And my emotional state is always dicky.
You've got to defeather birds first.
I like the idea that Azem knew about the WoL (and potentially the other shards) because of their precognition power and probably chose not to assist the Convocation or Venat because they realized they'd be able to go on 14 different adventures at once.
>all those people HQing shit for Loporrit turn-ins despite only 3 quests requiring an HQ turn-in
I don't do that but it's only one extra button press and I always double check if I have to HQ it so it might even be better to just press Trained Eye every time and save that slight bit of brain power.
Why do you gay trannies keep talking about the same shit every thread. You moron piss drinkers. You bug cum swallowers. You thai shit eaters
>it's a "pair of auras with matching titles, glams and surnames suddenly starts ERPing at the end of the raid" episode.
The female only ever healed that one person too.
Please stop tempting me to pick this game back up.
Please sub please. Please the game needs it please sub for yoship. Please?
you guys think yoshi p is ever going to do anything about mods for whatever reason people have gone insane about them and it's probably going to get worse
im honestly just tired of hearing about new raider and horny mod maker drama every other day
Only shit they'll do is continue to take action against people reported to use 3rd-party tools to their advantage, as usual.
did they actually do anything to any of those people raiding with the camera zoom out guy? im assuming they probably got a slap on the wrist for it at best which doesn't solve the problem at all
XIV uses the XI rules. No banning unless you get three strikes, and only in the care of bothering other players, otherwise cheat to your hearts content because it's your $14.99/mo.
well i hope he enjoys writing some kind of "please dont do this guys" letter every time some world first bullshit happens
he’s just gonna straight up remove ultimates at that point lmao. he seemed incredibly disgusted in the TOP letter
he's going to have to put his foot down eventually because nobody is taking him seriously,it's like watching a parent let their child run wild in a store
>every time some world first bullshit happens
World 1st will just become a Playstation-only award.
Just make raids available on consoles for a week before PC users can queue up.
Before wow did the misbegotten "we ding dong bannu u for 6 months for using mods until realizing oh shit this is a lot of people let's walk it back to a week or two suspension" there was a long arc of each expansion breaking mods and requiring more and more clever ways of getting mods to work. That is what I expect with the graphics update of 7.0 unless SE is lazy. But SE has spaghet code to work with, so it's dubious what they can change. I believe a recent patch did make it take a few days or change something to how injecting worked.
As SE is always lazy they will not do anything. Or rather what they do will be indirect ways to mitigate modding. Modders made it so you could move boss markers around during a fight to telegraph mechanics, so they made it so you can only put markers down pre fight. Something like taht'd happen for cameras and whatnot.
Past that I expect if quicklauncher ever got nuked we'd be back to the dark ages of textools.
They're women, same reason women like face filters.
They won't really touch mods.
One of the biggest strengths of this game is that it understands perfectly well what its audience wants, just look at how they sell the fanta. They know a good chunk of their female playerbase is mentally ill modbeasts and a good chunk of their male playerbase hardcore raids with xivcombo and whatnot.
As long as you not public with it, they won't do shit.
>That is what I expect with the graphics update of 7.0
If anything the graphical update for 7.0 is just a new shader and higher resolution textures on certain pieces. There won't be anything that will actually change how they'll be loading models so both TexTools and Penumbra should work after their things just get updated.
I made a female chocolate bnuuy and now I can't stop masturbating and playing dress up.
That was a horrible idea.
Chocolate bunnies were made for pale mooncats. EB my retarded moonie please.
why do people like this second life tier bullshit
A lot of people want to be someone else, this is the female equivalent of men who larp as roman soldiers.
what the fuck
modern glam bros we just keep on winning
What are those pants called?
why they showing allisae's crotch
I just bought ffxiv for ps. I'll be getting a ps5 soon but wanted to buy it now because the deal ends tomorrow. I legit can't wait to start.
Have fun anon. The controller support for this game is apparently really good.
That's good he gets to play it vanilla till the graphical improvement update. People who gshade end up being gpose chuds that never play the game.
Honestly gshade is just quality of life.
well nobody is using gshade now since the creator decided he wanted to put some kind of virus in it
lmfao I seen that. Was that the twitter chud that was having a melty the other day? Someone screenshotted all of his schizo tweets, it was actually golden.
>Was that the twitter chud that was having a melty the other day?
really narrowing it down there bud
Why yes I too enjoy my washed out colors and lack of basic QoL.
Only things I need for the game are Reshade and that mod that makes it so when people talk a text bubble appears above their head, text in the side channel is soulless. Complete vanilla experience otherwise.
Though I'm tempted to get that one mod that lets you stack rotations or whatever into fewer key presses like how it is in pvp, I don't like having to press all over the keyboard it feels like shit
What server are you going to start on? Do you know what job you're interested in?
Is midgardsormr a good populated server?
If you see me on middy say hi
Will do little partner.
drop your ign and I can elp you when you start if you want, since Midgardsormr. It is indeed populated btw. Aether is the best NA server.
Well I haven't even played since I don't have a ps5 yet. I made my psn on the ps website. You can add me if you're on ps5 and message me when I get it.
Gonna need help learning tank since I hear it's vastly different than taking in FFXI.
...the game is full asshole...why did you have to play...there is no content and...its full....just leave
have fun! i've tried both kb/mouse and controller and i find controller superior. Just comfier
>moron/chud spamming sprout in limsa is always a malera
why is this?
>Let's make half the mechanics use tethers
>Let's put DoTs on half the mechanics
What will it be?
RNG mechanics that stun you/force down time to piss the parse trannies off
mehcanics where a dps has to willingly take a damage down debuff to protect the rest of the raid
Nothing. DPSchads rule this game. They're now making bosses with retardedly large targeting circles on purpose just so that melee dps could always do damage.
Damage Downs on everything
High damage reflect/spikes phase
Boss flys away every 60 seconds, killing all parses.
>What will it be?
Mechanic that disables offgcds/makes gcd longer.
Lots of adds
normal human sized hitbox
The boss hitbox is smaller than the entire fucking arena
>Boss keeps putting up that Heat debuff where you take damage for doing any actions during it
>Targets DPS exclusively
>What will it be?
Reverse DPS checks on phase transitions.
>Kill too slow - Enrage
>Kill too fast - Also enrage
What did he mean by this?
He was rebelling against the gms totalitarianism. A true wild rose.
found a pic of him
>Are you from alabama
Ahh I fucking get that reference.
this is so embarassing holy shit
dont know whos worse between chuds and chudsphobic motherfuckers
A new journey begins
doesn't Y'shtola make a comment about the WoL staring at her ass in ShB?
God, she is so perfect.
My wife is even cute as Loporrit.
Reminder the current Relic ""drama"" is manufactured outrage so the YouTube grifters can content farm
maybe so but that lala is cute and that's a funny meme so it passes
True, there's no way anyone is actually disappointed with the barebones content or the direction of the game in general. It's all fake manufactured outrage by youtube andys and the trancer discord working with actiblizz shills and they're using Barry's Ganker pass that nichegamer bought for him!!!! Real fans know that we stan Yoshi-P and we are with him through thick and thin because THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO WE GO BIG DICK FOR FAMILY
If it wasn't about the relic you'd have a point but grinding your dick into fates from two expansions ago isn't what I'd call content
Do you even know what Eureka and Bozja are?
Just say you never stepped foot into bozja
OH BOY I LOVE RUNNING CRYSTAL TOWER AND 8 YEAR OLD DUNGEONS 10000000 TIMES IN A ROW FOR A WEAPON THATS WORSE THAN A 6 MONTHS OLD RAID WEAPON
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOING FATES FOR 60 HOURS IS CONTENT MAYBE?!!?!?
I would enjoy it if we had eureka/bozja this expac, but that's not the case. At best we'd get the HW experience or ARR at worst.
>people complaining about how easy the relic is
>they don't remember the game blatantly disrespecting their time with Atmas and Atma books
>they don't remember the tome grind for Anima
>they don't remember how terrible grinding of getting through Eureka as it was then gambling their stats with RNG rolls
>they don't remember timeworn grinding for Bozja and the other garbage dungeon spam grinds
It sucked, yeah, but it at least gave us a reason to login.
like you told people years ago when it was content you liked....
there is content
it's just content you don't like so suddenly it isn't content
Did you finish EVERY achievement in the game yet? If not what is your excuse? Apparently you are a fan of mindless grinding.
If I don't feel miserable while grinding endlessly for something I can flex because I wasted hours doing the same thing a bajilion times then I'm not playing MMORPG.
>game blatantly disrespecting their time
>he needs MMO devs to sort out his schedule for him
literally a nonissue if you don’t have an addictive personality that depends you finish all content day 1
Ok but he isn't wrong albeit
I love my Lala daughterwife
This might be controversial, but I like Y'shtola HW outfit more than the ShB one.
Spats + Thighs > Boob window
Same, but the Sorceress one grew on me.
The first's light bleached her
there's a couple of black nigresses on twitter that's still seething over yshtola's bleaching lmao
tell me more
Best outfit is her mining outfit
Imagine the smell
ummmm are you gonna put on your lala stance
/pet /pet /pet
WHERE IS THE DICK?
>lusted after yshtola since arr
Based and monogamous pilled. New comic is weirdly non porn tho.
>The Oblivion remix from the Pulse album that plays in Eureka Orthos
They did it, after 10 years of unbroken audiokino, the game now officially has one genuinely terrible song.
anon did you forget this shit
Shut the FUCK up.
Poor troll attempt, 2/10.
Holy shit, this entire album is an affront. The people responsible should have to pay Soken reparations for doing that to his music.
>Ignoring Labyrinthos day theme
Come on now
When I was running EO with people for my clears couple of people said pretty much this
this cant be real
it's real. Pulse was a remix album of all different styles of EDM.
I really like Twintania's
they should add this
holy shit this is awful
its objectively the best one
the pulse remix for a long fall is fucking awful and the worst one
why does this have a literal *loads gun* sfx in the song
What americans did to dubstep is the biggest fucking travesty in all of music. It dethrones Disco.
>PUT YO HANDS UP
side note, the coolest theme idea they had imo is the muffled crystal tower symbolizing how far underground you are
it's sort of surreal and unsettling
I wonder if anons know the Pulse Album remixes were also done almost all by Soken as well.
No they weren't. I have the album.
Yes they were.
Do you know what a composition versus an arrangement is? He composed all the original music. The Pulse arrangements (remixes) were not done by Soken.
>remixes were not done by Soken
Soken did two of the arrangements.
Which is far from "almost all"
>were not done by Soken
Nobody posted that you schizo. Stop trying to move your goalposts.
>The Pulse arrangements (remixes) were not done by Soken.
it says composer because he did the original tracks. then other people arranged them to create the new remixes
His name is listed as the arranger on two out fourteen songs you dumb cunt.
I hope 6.55 ending and 7.0 stories wont be feels-heavy like ShB and EW
Give me more campy stuff like ARR(but not SB which was fucking boring and cringe)
I just want us to go to a fresh adventure with our friends without some world ending threat looming from 6.5 to 7.0.
I just want to finally move on from the scions. If we haven't by the next expansion then I don't think I'll keep playing.
Why? So you can get a new ensemble of characters to hate? I am fairly certain Y'shtola will stick around forever at least, seeing she is the games rep.
anon stop being a fag. the only likable scions are estinien and the twins
all you gonna do is help her get back to Runar
enjoy being a cuck anon
it'll be more forced nostalgia/end of an era stuff featuring all your favourite dead friends and you will like it.
There will be at minimum 10 shots of hauchefaunts grave stone and 5 flashbacks to emet selch and you'll like it.
>loporit area is now a “club”
Thanks, i hate it.
Remember, players who enjoy this sort of thing are the ones they are now making the game for.
>loporrit club (and cafe)
This is what happens when women write fantasy aimed at twitter zoomers.
I meant “club” as in a bunch of basic bitch catgirls in modern gap clothes erp and gather there now.
omicron quests were kino
the boys and red alphinaud with the drip
I can't express how much I hate that.
What a waste of our sub money.
Atleast it went towards FF14 instead of funding a fucking NFT game or Flopspoken
I mean yeah, but what's even the difference at this point.
I want in-game content.
Just be thankful those are not actual clothes you can wear ingame. Lord knows all the malera/male viera would be all over that shit.
Does it really matter? There's already way too much modern clothing in the game.
I don't really mind it in cities; but man do I fucking hate seeing that shit in dungeons/raids
I used Penumbra to replace all modern items (including the fucking rebel coat) with roughly fitting ARR/HW dungeon gear.
>G'raha wears the fucking rebel coat during Garlemald
Fitting considering what crowd he's popular with.
You know they got probably paid by Puma for that, right?
Does this mean more dogshit modern outfits in FFXIV? I already want to strangle every moron I see wearing that stupid hoodie.
100%, Japs love that garbage and don't give a shit about immersion.
holy shit I had a dream that they'd put in a modern outfit with a bucket hat
a message from beyond LOL
how long until it's added?
Probably next patch. I'm sure they already have it done, just like the guitar.
When will they add Alisaie's beautiful face as an option?
You mean Alphinaud's beautiful face? Likely never, we can't play as children.
He was in the game first, deal with it.
Nnnnnno he wasn't?
Well, yeah okay they were introduced at the same time. But you can't fault me for forgetting about Alisaie being at the start, it took her years to return and be relevant.
should have done coils
technically the first time you see them is the on the boat/carriage at the very beginning of the game and they're both together.
He's a homosexual, ignore gays. He also obviously doesn't play the game.
They designed Alisaie first and then copypasted her because they only had the budget to make one character model. This means Alphinaud is literally a perfect trap.
>homosexual is low iq and doesn't even play the game
why do you go out of your way to make your kin look bad?
Her face on a fully grown Adult body would just look strange.
C U T E !
have any of you played zelda??! this gam eis retardewd.
Wedge is the biggest cuck in Eorzea.
>Eulmore strip club
>Lunar night club
I don't want to schizopost, but I'm noticing a trend.
We are no longer the targeted demographic.
>starting dungeon cutscene locks people in a circle before the last person is done watching
>boss cutscene does not
Stop charing forward, you're not getting healed until I finish watching the movie.
> tank says "*x amount* of cutscenes"
>do a weak ranged attack
>stand there for a second in case the tank is a dick
>watch another DPS die
>do my opener
you have brown skin
I love it when you get stuck outside the arena and can do nothing but cheer on
they should add modern sports cars to be honest
I mean they have mechas. after that, a sports car doesn't seem that outlandish, now does it?
>garleans were driving full fledged cars
we already have the FF15 car, what's next?
allagans probably had crazy advanced tech that's similar
>with those pants
>with that top
people do PotD/HoH to this day in groups for money or solo
people also spam floors to level
another thing is new players or players that skipped the content and come back to complete it
plenty of people do that with Eureka/Bozja now
So how long do you think Eureka Orthos will last before it dies out, because I'm not in the mood to do a Deep Dungeon?
She must be so cold...
I volunteer to warm her upp
tits too small
God i love kanye
the things my wol does to Raya
Staring at her pantsu?
which ps2 game is this?
Final Fantasy XIV a realm reborn, you should try it. it has a free trial that lasts to lvl 60 and includes the award winning expansion Heavensward providing many hours of fun filled content
>I once played it for 2 hours straight
Yes that's the joke
game looks like shit, no thanks
its 2023 for fucks sake
God I love Elezen women.
How do I git gud at gpose?
[Spoilers]I wanna post some glamours on XIVcollection[/spoiler]
You disgust me.
Fucking hell I should go to bed
Download a pose someone else made
Use it with anamnesis
Screenshot and upload it
You need to git gud at tagging spoilers first.
Step 1: Grind 25,000 GC seals
Step 2: Obtain seals from hamlet defense
Step 3: Craft ilvl 55 weapons and Double meld materia
Step 4: Kill open world beastman boss for broken weapon
Step 5: Get rare materials from endgame dungeon chests.
Step 6: Gather 990 beast coins
Step 7: Complete R45 Behest
Step 8: Perfect run of Caravan Defense
Step 9: Spiritbond weapon
Step 10: Endgame Faction Levequest
Step 11: Defeat Garuda and Ifrit Extreme
Step 1: Do quest for timeworn relic
Step 2: craft ilvl55 weapon and double meld
Step 3: Defeat Chimera
Step 4: Complete Amdapor Keep
Step 5: Kill beastmen
Step 6: Kill Hydra
Step 7: Kill Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan (hard)
Step 8: Buy quenching oil (tomes)
Step 9: Buy mist (tomes)
Step 10: Do FATES for atma
Step 11: Kill overworld mobs, dungeons, FATES, leves AND spend tomes for books
Step 12: Spend tomes for ink, do roulettes to earn treasure maps for alexandrite and use alexandrite to fuse materia
Step 13: Light farm
Step 14: Do every level 50 dungeon, spend 80,000 GC seals, tomes, 400,000 gil, craft "perfect" items using materials from desynth
Step 15: Light farm
Step 1: FATES
Step 2: Do every heavensward dungeon (at the time)
Step 3: Spend beast tribe currency, tomes, raid drops, and/or gc/hunt seals for materials
Step 4: Buy oil (tomes)
Step 5: Buy umbrite (tomes) and crystal sand (many options)
Step 6: Do roulette and/or spend tomes for clusters
Step 7: Do 3 dungeons, spend tomes, and grind light
Step 8: Kill every Hard primal
Steps 1-12: Do Eureka
Step 13: Do Baldesian Arsenal
Step 1: Spend tomes
Step 2: Do Bozja OR FATES.
Step 3: Do Bozja OR dungeons
Step 4: Do Bozja OR CT (this is why you always get CT)
Step 5: Do Bozja OR FATES
Step 6: Do DR OR POTD
Step 7: Do Zadnor OR Raids
Step 8: Do Zadnor OR DR OR any lv 70 dungeon OR HoH
Step 1: Spend tomes
Step 2: Spend tomes
The pursuit of convenience hollows out vidya.
Tomestone grind aside the HW concept was the best one.
the arr relics are so bad
The reason why you always get CT is because it's mandatory for new players retard.
It's still too common, I only get the new player bonus every 4 or 5 tower raids
Have you counted the amount of people hastily putting on clothes right after loading in?
I see that more often than I'd like, and I know why the gays do it.
My biggest hope for 14 is they find a way to stop people from doing that so there's actually some fucking variety in alliance roulette instead of CT or whichever drops the current upgrade coins
Make Dun Scaith mandatory for the MSQ. Do it Yoshida.
Diabros, will we ever get kino RPR armor based on him? I hope there's going to be a round 4 with the voidbro
You only see people that are doing it wrong btw. You can still game the ilvl requirement without showing it to anyone.
if i get into fanfest I am absolutely sending in a question about ilevel cheesers
i wish all ilevel cheesers are a very I AM COUNT CIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU
Now also unnerf him so his not a steamroll
never really noticed it. care to explain?
im starting to avoid alliance roulette becasue like 90% of the time its that fucking tower again
Raid roullete is determined by your gear ilvl. These “people” take off all their gear and que for alliance roullete so they could force CT to pop, instead of anything else. Hence why they’re in their underwear.
what the fuck is wrong with people?
are they putting up with running the same shit for the 10000th time just to get it over with 10 minutes faster?
im so fucking sick of CT, let me play something fun
Crystal tower is fastest Alliance raid, I've done Nier raids, Ivalice, so many fucking times I'm not sitting through 40minutes-1hour when I can get it done in 15 minutes if i take off my ilevel gear and run Crystal tower..
Yes. i refused doing alliance roullete. I don’t care how kuch xp i miss out on.
You might as well do the same shit you said about Eureka's steps considering you have to do the entirety of Manderville's questline to even access the new relics. You catch up to EW for the first step, and the 2nd step is finishing the current questline. People behind on it were caught off guard on how much shit they have to go through. For those of us though who finished it though, it's not the worst, I hated SHB's method and I hated doing shit like Delubrum, ended up doing DD for mine.
HW relics were my favorite. ARR relics blew, Eureka was fun but the final steps were a bit of a slog in Hydatos, fuck everything related to Bozja outside of Pagaga and Lyons, I got my like 3 relics from there before I just stopped caring. I expected to do Eureka orthos or some sort of surprise greg fight for the new relic step but legit, I don't mind it if it pays off with a grand Manderville related setup later.
ARR, HW and ShB did it best.
>Get good weapon for little effort
Why are people mad again?
>change race from au'ra to lalafell
>suddenly have more energy to do content
what the fuck?
Lalafell feel way faster than every other race, and the feeling of going fast is fun.
They're also cuter than Au'ra
I think both of my persets for Au'ra and Lalafell are cute
Of course, I'm one reset behind because of fucking work 🙁
now THATS a generic WoL if I have ever seen one.
shut up. My black skins clearly shows how unique I am.
>play on toaster
>recent patch causes my game to completely freeze
>slows my pc down
>have to close it through task manager
at this point should i just buy the game on ps5? im too lazy and poor to upgrade my pc
Do you use Alexander? I was getting the same problem until I uninstalled it.
How does the balance thing in the Nald'thal fight even work? I've never seen anyone die so I assume we just got it right every time.
have you tried not looking at the floor 24/7?
I looked at the scales and the weights. I'm still not sure what to do and since it works every time I can't see what fails and what doesn't.
Bro it's just how scales work, too many people on one side and they tip and you die. You have to bring in the balance.
it`s pretty self explanatory, its a fucking scale.
if you seriously dont understand just stand still so others can adjust
I love these little bros like you would not belive it.
>final tribe quest rewards are those guys becoming placeable as your personal mender/junkmonger/butler
They will be in every single house
If only we replaced Lalafel with them.
Same bro I can't imagine playing the game without these little shits around anymore
They're just budget-Ivalice Moogles.
When will we go to Aerslaent
The virgin NA lala vs the Chad JP lala
JP RPers are great, they mog NA/EU so hard.
oh no no no, lalapedos? Our response?
Nope and I probably will never
I resubbed after a year hiatus because maybe a new DD to solo would make the game fun again, but it didn't really
I was hoping the new big fish from 6.2 and 6.3 would keep me interested, and they were kinda fun but didn't last long and definitely not worth a resub
I like collecting cards, but I can't be assed to fully level beast tribes just for a card unlock
I put 13k hours in the game, so I guess they got their money's worth
Outside of a massive combat or gearing overhaul or letting BLU do anything and/or making it 80 I'm sticking with XI it seems
What's going on here
Launcher died so resources could be spend on puma ads and ff16. Small indie company, please understand. Unsub please
Just a connection issue from your region to their servers atm, It's happened to me before, just have to wait until it's fixed, nothing you can do about it.
Its usually resolved quick.
>he is still a houselet
she looks like she fucks like a fighter jet
>Got a house
>Don't like the unchangable interior
>Moving is practically impossible
I'm hoping the update that'll allow people to remove shit from the house like the corner pillars will also let us rip out all the interior too.
A frightening amount of avatarfags in these threads recently. Dont get enough attention in /xvig/ anymore you sad losers?
I love posting FF porn in the general and making all the avatarfags seethe and cry, all the (you's) saying i've ruined the conversation train
Can recomment. The ff14 general is one of the easiest to derail. Just call peoples avatars ugly and most of the time alteast one goes into full meltdown mode.
You've never seen an avatarfag post. Want to know how you can tell? Because none of it has been deleted for avatarfagging.
But go on, convince yourself and your newgay buddies that posting recognizable character images is avatarfagging.
And no, I'm not one of them.
Bold of you to imply it's a rule that's actually enforced regardless of how much evidence and reports go out.
>recognizable character images
spamming your ugly character in every single ff14 thread whenever one pops up doesnt make him "recognizable"
Again, I'm not one of them. Still not avatarfagging.
Why do you protect them?
I don't protect anyone.
Stop calling things what they aren't. Are they annoying? Sure. But they're not avatarfags.
volume 3 of Encyclopaedia Eorzea fucking when
So..... Who needs their dick sucked?
Not from whatever you are supposed to be
How do I come up with a non-specific two part name that will still work even if I decide to change race and gender, and at the same time isn't just a stale meme?
You can't. Just embrace it.
Just pick a first name that can be used for both sexes like Sam or something. Or one foreign enough for English speakers that they cannot tell which one it is supposed to be.
While I enjoy the seething, please acquire new material.
nta but im half mad because i want tiny housing items for my tiny wife to put in her tiny home and be happi
> Sitting in the middle of the seat
Shit inaccurate fanart
Holy fuck Lalafell player are the most butthurt gays around. Literally not able to have a laugh about themself.
>meanwhile Miqote players
>cat people are like cats
is somehow the exact same as
>gnome people are pedo pedo pedo goo go ga ga xDDDD
Gnomes have tits and hips. Lalafell are literally looking like toddlers, no amount of lala kwetching will change that.
wtf downloading wow now
WoW Shorties are genuinely better than Lalashits seeing that they are actual short stacks as opposed to babies.
Okay, now post their ingame model and not fanart.
Not modded or reshaded, either.
at least they dont look like fucking children
>Wowfags think these things look atractive
miles better than lalashits with their brown, shit stained noses, lets be honest here
yea they look even more like toddlers than lalafell do lmao you fucking creep
lala cope is off the charts
Stop posting off model garbage.
i refuse to believe anyone sane would think these soulless, plastic puppet looking creatures are attractive
Anon if your toddler looks like that, it's time to ask some questions to the hospital she was born in.
May she one day actually get a full storyline from beginning to end that doesn't get hijacked by a donut steel of the week.
what the actual fuck am I looking at
>people pretend this is attractive
>TODDLERS ARE NOT TODDLERS
>LOOK I DRAW THEM WITH GIANT TITS
>DON'T FUCKING SHIT TALK ME FOR MY RACE CHOICE AIIIIIIIIII
Despite being the most prominent shitposter, are Lalafell completely unable to take any bants?
Its twitter trannies only. The lala players I know are some of the funniest people around. They all think the chair is hilarious.
You'd never see the XI Tarutaru playerbase in such an uproar over such a thing.
Same dude kept posting his art here to shill btw. Just an attention starved potato.
PISS OFF GHOST!
This is the ONLY lala I like.
>not liking Nanamo
Are the other ShB role quests as good as healer? I've only done that so far and the dwarf was based as fuck
They are all pretty good yeah. And the quest you get after finishing them all is pure kino.
They're all about the same quality. Arbdert's gang basically ate shit from everywhere. You also get a quest continuation after all of them that happens to be related to the current plot.
I want to fordola Fordola's fordolas
I only play lala because I like playing dwarfs, if I could have made my lala with a huge bushy dwarf beard without the retarded ShB helm I would have
they dont even resemble dwarves
Sorry, but this is how a dwarf looks like
Thats what I mean, I wish they looked more like real dwarves rather than having to do this ingame
I want to shtola Y'shtola's shtolas.
I want to marry and start a big happy family with my cat wife.
We know Runar
Runar lost, cope.
Yeah, 100% wife material right there.
Best Scion and best waifu.
Best girl, literally perfect in every way.
Runar is so lucky
>Every single post exactly 2 minutes apart from each other.
I can literally hear the hair hitting the keyboard as he goes bald at accelerated speeds.
Take your meds schizo
>he got to princess carry and sniff her
I want to eat some eorzean cuisine.
impregnating Alphinaud's boyhole
Why would you choose him when he has a perfectly breedable hotter sister?
She has an unattractive personality.
So how come the twins are still 16? I don't even want to fuck them or something it just feels weird that it implies all 6 expansions only too <1 year
Same reason why there's still a Urianger in the waking sands.
He's still there to hand out some quests, I don't think that applies here.
Alisaie is part of the coils questline.
But like how there's an urianger in his old outfit dicking around in the waking sands and one in the new outfit who shows up for msq the twins can still get older for current content and still show up as 16 for coils. It's not like they care that much about it not matching up since there's talk about Alphy setting up the braves in it.
>So how come the twins are still 16?
Because that's how people like them.
they are at least 17 now, because of the year they spent in the first.
I am ONLY okay if they give them special elezen models and not the ugly elezen models the players get.
Because them suddenly showing up as adults one expansion would be weird and gradually aging them would be too much effort
>Posting the other day in some other thread.
>Don't even mention Y'shtola at all, she's not even the topic of conversation or has been brought up in that thread at all, I'm just talking about girls in XIV in general.
>Some Runarfag still posts at me to call me a cuck.
Just how upset can one dude be to jump at shadows like that?
Runarfags are still seething their cuck fantasy never came true.
Funniest part is that I was talking about girls who are all over WoL, but I was actually referring to Feo Ul's latest quest, so the fact he heard about a girl in love with WoL and he assumed it was Y'shtola said it all about what he really thinks.
>Girls who are all over WoL
Get the rope fag
>Her dream is to come back to runar
>Still simps for her
Uironically who's the cuuck here
Her dream is to return to the First, to the Night's Blessed who are her family, and so she can uncover more of the secrets of the First's past.
yashtola will NEVER love (you)
Q: Why are Lalafells so delicious!?
A: Ok, our final question. This wasn't on the forums but I get this all the time wherever I go. It's like "Dude, Koji, come on, Lalafells. Why do you do this. Poor Lalafells." It's so delicious, they're so delicious. Because I mean, wouldn't you want to fuck a Lalafell? Look at those little legs. That's just like, if I was a horny lizard man I would want to fuck, I mean having to chose between a scarab beetle and a plump juicy Lalafell. Man I'd go with the Lalafell. It's just the secret sauce. That's good..