>y-you can play as a cat in our game too!

>y-you can play as a cat in our game too!
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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your copium

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >white woman and animals
    oh no

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow more boring gameplay than Stray.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >white women and dogs
    Uh oh

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH BABY!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly it has actual gameplay and is approximately 20 hours in length so that's too much for a typical wagie to handle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >actual gameplay
      Game is fricking shit and the writing is garbage shut the frick up
      Played until we recovered the sword and the dialogue and voice acting made me quit the game forever, what a crock of shit
      Swery can't write for shit unless he's ripping off Twin Peaks, as big a hack as Uchikoshi

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Swery is a hack

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bad optimization and crafting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >crafting
      *vomits*

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cool 3ds game

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >white woman becoming a literal dog
    Oh yes

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The game was too janky and had stupid energy system for running

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >during daytime you live a normal life and keep up your good girl charade
    >at night you turn into a cat and go in to a dark alley only to get knotted by some wild dogs
    I feel like this game would've worked better as a porn game, so much potential wasted.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god i wish my gf was a shapeshifter

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Turning from cat to human and back and so on pauses your gameplay and forces you to sit through a transition that's extremely fricking annoying and sorta ruins the game.

    Aside from that the story wasn't all that interesting and should've been a bit more free-form with more weird shit and sidequests.

    It's honestly a game that could be a classic if they made an old-style sequel where they kept everything the same but just added fricktons more content and addressed the biggest issues.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they made a kanye song into a game
    industry is out of ideas

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YJK

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yellow stop making these threads.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lewd.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      girl dogs don't lift their leg to pee

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a girl.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Swery pandered to sjws in deadly premonition 2. I'm done with this hack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hows that? can you clarify? did you complete the sequel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The villain is an insane murderous troony what the frick are you talking about

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't meet the goals he set out for original campaign
    Not limited too
    >A mystery
    >a mystery whose perpetrator changes depending on the protagonist actions
    >little to no additional camera parts
    >really shitty rng crafting grind with RNG drops
    >very bad movement travel, ride sheep, find wall, turn into cat jump wall, call sheep again, rinse repeat until another wall.
    >FLASH BANG and delay every time you want to change animal forms,
    >cant go from cat straight into dog, so it's always cat-human-dog with the shitty flash and delays
    It's a shame looking at the original plan he had for the game about a quaint majora's mask like world where all npcs had routes and a darker mystery was a foot, I liked the idea.
    But the good life ended up being just weird and scatterbrained and grindy with features being limited in places they shouldn't and the narrative being weird and interesting but nothing like they promised. Swery remains a good ideas man but bad game dev.
    I liked naomi but the game isn't worth playing unless you love shitty grinds, story is okay but kinda nonsensical which I guess is expected for swery.
    Also
    YEAH BABY!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't meet the goals he set out for original campaign
      Not limited too
      >A mystery
      >a mystery whose perpetrator changes depending on the protagonist actions
      >little to no additional camera parts
      >really shitty rng crafting grind with RNG drops
      >very bad movement travel, ride sheep, find wall, turn into cat jump wall, call sheep again, rinse repeat until another wall.
      >FLASH BANG and delay every time you want to change animal forms,
      >cant go from cat straight into dog, so it's always cat-human-dog with the shitty flash and delays
      It's a shame looking at the original plan he had for the game about a quaint majora's mask like world where all npcs had routes and a darker mystery was a foot, I liked the idea.
      But the good life ended up being just weird and scatterbrained and grindy with features being limited in places they shouldn't and the narrative being weird and interesting but nothing like they promised. Swery remains a good ideas man but bad game dev.
      I liked naomi but the game isn't worth playing unless you love shitty grinds, story is okay but kinda nonsensical which I guess is expected for swery.
      Also
      YEAH BABY!

      Is this a piss game or something

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AND I DONT WANNA BE AN OLD MAN ANYMORE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      baaaaaaaased

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've seen it in the coffee this game is nothing compared to the great deadly premonition.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Swery is a hack, that made one decent game by sheer luck.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted more porn out of this game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i herd a while back before his religious conversion sweary was going to make a detective game about a woman who masterbates. obviously a no go thanks to cencors around the world

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am never supporting Swery again until D4 is finished.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    swery can't into game design even if his life depended on it

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