Yeah I'm not wasting another 30 seconds running back through the bridge for the 50th fucking time just learn how to dodge your spastic anime airf...

Yeah I'm not wasting another 30 seconds running back through the bridge for the 50th fucking time just learn how to dodge your spastic anime airflip move #12 and die from my camera going ape shit.

I'll just mimic tear and summon a player. Go fuck yourself.
Learn how to design good boss fights and I'll respect your game.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big Guy with a Big Swird #24 (Black Version)...Forget me...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll take, "He meant to write Forgive Me but is ESL for $600"

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People beat the game without getting hit and you're crying about difficulty?
    Just admit that you suck and it's not the game's fault

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lul, he can't stop winning.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Maliketh's sword glows yellow
    >Press the awesome button for awesome
    >Free stun
    Wow so hard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      explain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        probably parry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          damn, never found that. the boss was a pain in the ass.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for the DLC where you fight two Maliketh's in a toxic rot swamp with infinitely respawning phantom godskin duo summon

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And you cant even defeat him with a levelled character? Man, you "souls veterans" truly are little cry babies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >light roll
      You didn't beat the game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can fight him almost the same way with medium roll. Only one dodge is slightly different.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nu Ganker:
    >Souls is too slow and unbased and bluepilled and not like my action game kinogigachadkino I want a boss who fights like DMC 5 where Bury the Light plays and Vergil makes smug remarks.
    >finally get your wish
    Also nu Ganker:
    >MALIKETH IS TOO HARD FUCKING DELAYED ARTIFICIAL TRACKING BULLSHIT!!!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i struggled with this motherfucker for like 30 tries before beating him with my brick hammer str build
    MY WIFE FUCKING FIRST TRIED HIM
    HIM AND THE GOD SKIN DUO

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this guy after Godskin duo? I played ER for 115 fucking hours, and it still sounds like the cool bosses are backloaded. I just quit at that lazy shitfest, which I'm sure will summon someone that defends it. They paid for the game and I got it from the library for free.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what?
      did you beat the game without fighting him? how?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't beat it at all, but I was on the Ranni path with the Dark MGS like a real simp. Fun game until Azura.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every boss towards the end of the game has too much health (unless you have a bleed build) or is spazzing the fuck out all over the screen doing anime fighting game combos. Imagine my shock when I finished fighting Hourah Loux, believing they made an actually good endgame boss fight and then I'm led into Radagon, which is a genuinely cool fight, into the worst final boss they've ever made.

    This game somehow lacks more replayability than Sekiro. That's incredible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how were you supposed to beat the elden beast if you went for a faith build? i dont understand their design choices there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Use the pest threads. That shit is fucking good against big enemies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just equip lightning spells?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fire damage is faith-scaling. Infuse your weapon with Fire or use pyromancies. Every Faith shitter is using Blasphemous so use that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        black flame ritual

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >F I L T E R E D

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >30 seconds
    isn't it like 10 seconds

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the game 3 times.
    None i did not summon to beat this furry on crack.

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