Yeah, its gaming time

Yeah, its gaming time

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ruggerall thread.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do americans really?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not American but when I have 0 time to cook, throwing hot dogs in a boiling pot or an air fryer and slapping it on some bread with condiments is super easy and quick filling

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok just stop.
        Slice your hot dog 2/3 the way, lay them flat, then pan fry them.
        Takes just as much time, tastes 100x better, and you won't look like a moron you moron.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >get a fucking pan out bro
          Nope

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't have a pan out all the time

            americans are really cooklets

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you call that bread? lmfao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >0 time to cook
        >Playing games

        Kys

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boiling pot
        >air fryer
        fuck washing that stuff. Just put it on a plate and microwave for 30 seconds.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      poverty dogs are international you extra moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        america is the only western country with poverty. all other countries take care of their citizens. theyre not impoverished

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you have any idea how wrong you are on so many levels?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            its true. in other western countries, you get cancer, you get treated no cost.

            in america, you get a cold, you declare bankruptcy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, you'll die of cancer before you could ever get an appointment to have your asshole searched.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no cost
              >taxed to hell and back
              >absurdly long wait times because "it's free"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you're not supposed to know more than the headline.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >taxes still cheaper because your government doesn't have to send billions to Israel

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                55% of every paycheck goes straight to the government

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              lol no you wait months before you can even start threatment and it will not be top one either... Fucks what the hell you even know about Europe that is not from plebit? Our healthcare fucking sucks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >america is the only western country with poverty.
          I love the shit you morons will make up to try and prove a point holy shit lmao.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine how many brains would explode if non-Americans weren't allowed to obsess about American life and actually focus on their own issues

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          how fucking out of touch can you be holy shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not with that glowing mustard, French’s iirc.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not American but when I have 0 time to cook, throwing hot dogs in a boiling pot or an air fryer and slapping it on some bread with condiments is super easy and quick filling

        why do murikans call sausage "dogs"?
        always found it weird

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sausage and hotdogs are different in contents, flavors, price and seasoning.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well there are dozens of different sausages in france we still call them sausages

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              amerikkkans have only two, so it makes sense for them to separate them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                We have bratwurst and kielbasa, we just didn’t invent it. Why wouldn’t we import more food?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              A hot dog is a Vienna Sausage. As for the name, it's probably some Coney Island shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because hotdogs aren't sausage.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hot dogs have an incredibly fine grind to disguise the (lack of) quality of the meat. The only Hispanice is salt. Sausages are more elaborate and tastier, but not dogs are extremely cheap and come pre cooked, so you don't even have to cook them if you're extremely lazy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You prefer the bugs don't you

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You did this on purpose to piss us off you moron.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even in my most pathetic days of when I started living alone I had such sad meals

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moron Showdown

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    American cuisine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot dogs on bread is an aussie thing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to put my hot dog inside your mum's buns

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot dogs on bread is from anywhere where you ran out of hot dog buns, it's no one's first choice

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          hot dogs on bread is an aussie thing

          buns are bread dumbassses

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile bongs put a slice of bread between two slices of bread and call it a sandwich lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever else you might say, it is inarguably a sandwich

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >British cuisine

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    guro threads, chink rekt webms and those gifs of dogs getting flayed alive are nothing compared to this disgusting shit holy fuck i need eye bleach

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I second that, who the fuck just eats untoasted bread with such a sad slice of cheese

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is American because an Aussie would put Vegemite on those dogs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's other countries besides those 2.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You realize that bugs are not only healthier for you than whatever mystery meat you have on those slices of nothing no nutrients, but they're cheaper as well.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO DON'T CONSUME FLESH OF ANIMAL, CONSUME OTHER ANIMAL I CAN FEEL LESS GUILTY ABOUT BECAUSE IT DOESNT HAVE A CUTE FACE
      shut up loser

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I'm in a hurry I just get some fries and this chicken steak and put them on an airfryer and maybe put some sauce on top

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I-is that a h-ho-h-hotdog?!!? OH MY GOD I'M GOING INSAAAANE!!

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man at least slice a tomato or cucumber or something. Or slash them in half so at least they look adequate. Wtf is this

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bread is too thick and also the hot dogs are on the wrong way round. if you a real bro then you know
    >princess tinned hotdogs
    >rolled up in a slice of white bread
    >red sauce
    >chips on the side

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      toast the bread
      slice the dog down the middle
      fry the dog
      mustard only

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        too middle class

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw waiting for my gamer meal to heat up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So true

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cut up hot dogs in to slices
    >put in small frying pan
    >Stir 2 eggs
    >mix it in with hot dog slices and cheese without stirring
    >fry until slightly golden
    >remove eggs and hot dog slices from pan
    >put it between two pieces of bread
    >lightly butter pan
    >fry egg and hotdog sandwich
    >add mustard, light mayo, tomatoe, avocado
    Delicious breakfast sandwich

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks fucking delicious

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot dogs are filled with nitrates. Enjoy your stomach ulcers

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    White people "cooking" be looking like this

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried recreating op's hot dog but added in slight effort.

    Let's see /v's hot dogs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had this a couple of weeks ago, was ok

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the fuck do you fotograph your food? Are you woman or something?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I share pics with a friend of mine and yes I like taking pics of random shit, I don't even have a social media, I simply have a dogshit memory and have fun seeing pics I took I don't even remember anymore

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/LMylMGX.jpg

      Yeah, its gaming time

      >K*tchup on hot dogs
      subhuman

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not putting ketchup on hotdogs
        frothing mongoloid

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          putting the devils red sauce on hotdogs is a sin and for children not to mention some states will beat the shit out of you for simply asking

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            guess I know which pleb states to avoid visiting then

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't make the rules

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >city of chicago trying to school anyone on good taste
                lol.
                lmao even.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >go to the oldest burger place in America
                >see this
                damn what did ketchup do, mass rape?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Autists can’t into savory and sweet and they have an autistic fit.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently some chefs get offended if you ask for ketchup because it’s like you’re saying their food isn’t good enough

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently some chefs get offended if you ask for ketchup because it’s like you’re saying their food isn’t good enough

                American ketchup is basically just sugar

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heinz already is sweet, I cannot imagine how sweet it is with corn syrup.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know they make different kinds of ketchup here right

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same as the European version.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                hfcs is sugar, sugar can be anything, does it says cane? does it have less carbs?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see how this means anything unless we see the sugar content by volume

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't understand the real oldfags getting offended at ketchup but being so nit-picky you don't accept ketchup on hotdogs but any other condiment is fine is just retarded.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can understand*

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i stopped eating ketchup for a long time when i moved out of country, and coming back whenever i eat it it makes me really phlegmy like there's too much sugar

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Odd side discussion: I, too, get that phlegmy feeling when something is overly sweet. Notably like a Gatorade or other soda sugar drink. Any anon describe what is going on here pshyiologically?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sugar is abrasive, probably irritating your mucous membranes

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                there is nothing more pathetic than being an elitist over ketchup on fucking hot dogs and fries. that shit is litteraly made for these kinds of food you dumb chud. also
                >tomatoe slices on hot dog
                fucking nasty.

                food elitist/snobs are always ousted as hypocritical retards

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                need captions on
                >tldw they all downplay fast food but when served it fancy they believed it to be the best despite it being the same food they dissed

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I work in a lab and part of my job is to taste the flavorings etc that go into foods, tasting is a real skill you can learn but it’s mostly picking out chemicals that are over or under added or missing or contamination etc tasting the “quality” is bullshit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                anti-ketchup people are cultists that think it's more mature to not use ketchup because of some movie they were influenced by in their adolescence

                it's a fucking sauce, the recipe was made as a complex flavor, if you can't identify the complexity and where it's used appropriately it's because you have a basic bitch flavor palette

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i realize this is a foreign concept for chicongo "people" but some of us want to eat a hot dog not a goyslop salad that has half the toppings fall off after a single bite

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ketchup, aka a sugary processed faux-tomato sauce laden with corn syrup, isn't goyslop
              >but healthy vegetables and non-processed condiments are bad for you

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>but healthy vegetables and non-processed condiments are bad for you
                they are good, but fresh tomatoes belong on a salad and not on a fuckin hot dog. tomatoes are mostly water so you end up with waterly warm goyslop slices on your hotdog wich is fucking nasty.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tomatoes don’t belong on a hotdog
                Get fucked Coney-let.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                enjoy your watery anomaly

                If you cared about avoiding goyslop, you wouldn't even be eating a hotdog, unless you really do enjoy the taste of processed hog anuses and scraps found in the dumpster of your nearest McSlaughterhouse.

                good thing i don't. i prefer bratwurst.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >crisp tomatoes can’t exist
                >I let my food get soggy
                You’re a big bitch dude.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tomato slices lightly grilled with a pinch of salt

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                unless you dehydrate your tomatoes they keep being watery as that's what they mostly are, fucking water. no wonder you imbeciles can't cook.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you worry about condiments and hotdog juice making your hun soggy or do you just eat it and not be a fag?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no because unlike tomatoes they aren't mostly water, again i am not here to teach your imbecile ass how to cook so keep enjoying your soaked anomaly fag.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >soaked
                A SLICE OF TOMATO DOESNT JUST MATERIALIZE WATER OUT OF THIN AIR YOU MIDWIT moron
                Go to a Coney Island and stop talking to me.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                American tomatoes are literally nothing but water. Flavorless garbage.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you cared about avoiding goyslop, you wouldn't even be eating a hotdog, unless you really do enjoy the taste of processed hog anuses and scraps found in the dumpster of your nearest McSlaughterhouse.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                People who eat hotdogs dont take the time to realize it's pig scrap (including pig buttholes and shit)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                An anus isn't a cut of meat you fucking idiot. The actual butthole is just skin.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't eat Nathan's or actual garden gnome food Hebrew International
                LOL

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            there is nothing more pathetic than being an elitist over ketchup on fucking hot dogs and fries. that shit is litteraly made for these kinds of food you dumb chud. also
            >tomatoe slices on hot dog
            fucking nasty.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me guess you "NEED" more?!

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can forgive the cheap wiener.
    I can overlook the sad slice of bread.
    I can understand the bread not even being slightly toasted.
    I can see the sauces in the bread instead of the wiener as something silly to do.

    But it's the fucking cheese that kills me.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do americans really?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, its gaming time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      h-how did you get the straw in the can like that?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cans made since 2014 allow for straws to be inserted pretty easily like that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          IN WHAT FUKKIN COUNTRY

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course you're too simple to make real food if that's the game you play.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see hotdog
    >suddenly grow uncontrollably mad
    I'm confused.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how about dessert bro?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw everything reminds me of her

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks delicious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My GF tomorrow when I'm done forcing her full of icing sugar

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese does not go with hotdogs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes it does wtf are you on about

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have to be reminded of chilli cheese??!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cheese does not go with hotdogs
      ???????

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not with traditional hotdogs that have mustard or cabbage on them, putting cheese on those is just vile. Non traditional hotdogs may go well with cheese.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >five types of processed goyslop mashed together
    Yikes!

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >curry sauce on traditional sausage and fries
      this island is just an insane asylum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The absolute state of br*tish "food"
      I'm going to hurl, I'd rather have processed goyslop or eat the bugs than anything that comes from that country.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fucking delish

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This one actually looks ok.
        [...]
        [...]
        Bongs can piss of with this garbage tho

        *nglo scum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one actually looks ok.

      Bongs can piss of with this garbage tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      scran

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fucking americans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it looks horrible but it would taste good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Currywurst is great and that look delicious, not even a bong

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks good to my german brain.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly compared to the other Ingerland football stadium food that has been posted, it looks alright. I still remember the fries with cheese sauce when the cheese sauce was a fucking unmelted slice of cheddar for something like 4£

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >undercooked eggs with a shit ton of crap on the side
      Was Gordon genuinely retarded here? Why did nobody call him out on those shitty eggs?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        here's your (you), you earned it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >undercooked eggs are good if they're made by celebrity
          No fuck off. Why would I want those baby tomatoes on a vine too?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >undercooked eggs
        Ketchup and scrambled eggs eater detected

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well friend, he a world class chef with restaurants span across the globe. What do we know about foods?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >celebrity can never be wrong anon
          have a nice day.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            not that anon but i was just joking dont be mad please

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'll stick with my scrambled omelette with bacon and buttered toast thank you very much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gross looking

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta love those reaction shots. It's like a character select screen for all the stereotypes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do they al think they are in a hollywood movie or something, jezus americans are so cringe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, vomit on a shingle

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I fucking love Chili dogs, you guys have no idea
    My favourite fucking treat to have on a cool comfy night, so delicious and filling
    Back in the day I used to pile my toppings on too high thinking that made it better
    As an adult Ive come to realize sometimes less is more. a good balance of all the toppings is key to a tasty chili dog
    God I fucking love me some chili dogs

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WTF I love British food now.
      Patrician taste.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      'luv ploughin
      'luv me lunch

      simple as

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no artifical sweeteners
      >no preservatives
      >no seed oil

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do you think wheat is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >marketed by Cheese Bureau

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ~~*Big Cheese*~~ strikes again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      replace the onion with some jam and you got yourself a solid combo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based im bloatmaxxing rn im on this diet and i can feel my test going up also i stopped falling for the shower garden gnome to retain natural oils also the outer layer of testoscerone generated and eradicated by modern goysoaps and more girls are talking to me ive noticed it might be the pheremones in my smell i think

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this bro stinks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          mom always told me boys supposed to have lots of smell my dad was the same and he was like a hero. i bet your test is low as shit and no girls talk to you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            shut up stinky
            dont talk to me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            actual smash brothers family

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >outer layer of testoscerone
        Bro?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like we got ourselves some posh souferners itt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        fuck man why not just butter and salt a single slice of bread like normal poor person would

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Texture difference, and it melts the butter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't eat raw onion, it's literally burning my throat and gives me a heartburn. What do?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You might be allergic my dude

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doctor's say: Don't eat it.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >carbs with carbs with carbs
      hhmmm yummy

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hotdog with ketchup and mustard
    Based
    >White bread instead of hotdog buns
    Whatever
    >""""Cheese""""
    Fuck off back to your swamp

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker - videogames

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ready to do some hardcore gaming.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that.. Another hotdog?! I'm so unreasonably mad right now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a hotdog inside a twinkie topped with EZ cheese

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather eat that than undercooked eggs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fake cheeze shit and WAY too much of it
        >no crispy texture visible at all on the hotdog
        >ok bread looks hawaiian sweet/potato
        Wait actually... is that a twinkie split open? Or just mayo? Confused now

        it's a twinkie split in half with a ball park frank cut in half and canned easy cheese

        Babish said it was delicious but it really wasn't that good; the sweetness of the twinkie just overpowered every other flavor

        Weird Al would be proud.

        this anon gets it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate the sweet + savory combination when it's overdone in retarded ways. Obviously there are delicious ways when done correctly but
          >hot dog with twinkie
          >hamburger with donut
          >pancake with sausage
          All needs to stop. If you eat this shit you have no taste and simply desire clogged arteries at an early age

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pancake and sausage is pretty good though. The pork sausage US MRE (military ration) comes with a little pancake and syrup packet and eating the sausage patty together with the pancake is fucking amazing

            ....outside of that though yeah I haven't seen it done too well

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fake cheeze shit and WAY too much of it
      >no crispy texture visible at all on the hotdog
      >ok bread looks hawaiian sweet/potato
      Wait actually... is that a twinkie split open? Or just mayo? Confused now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird Al would be proud.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ludo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no milk to dunk
      2/10 at least you tried

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eating pizza with a knife and fork
      do bongs REALLY?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do and i put salted butter on it. Im a leaf

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It burns my hands 🙁

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm south american and I use utensils to eat pizza.
        I'm not a gross ameriturd, I don't want my hands to get dirty.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I bet you use utensils for your fried chicken to ya gay.
          >ewwwie, my hands are dirty. Napkins? Water and soap? Nah

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bro like, wash your hands and go buy some more napkins
            How about I just eat like a normal human being and use a fork and knife?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >normal
              Yeah like any food you normally eat with your hands. Sounds like you slice your banana.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good catch. I do in fact, apples too.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you bother?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I add syrup to my bananas. So I slice the banana on a plate, shower it with syrup, grab a fork and eat it.

                Apples, I just eat them with a knife, I slice a piece of the apple and eat it, then again, and so on.

                Try being civilized for once in your life.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I add syrup to my bananas.
                >civilized

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >syrup my banana
                >be civilized
                stop

                I add ice cream sometimes, too.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                You're loss.

                Look, I have no issue with all that, just don't lecture other people about civility while you "improve" a perfectly good health snack that comes packaged by nature to store and conveniently eat on the go.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >modern bananas
                >health snack
                Probably has more sugar that a chocolate bar

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >banana
                >health snack
                I hate the fda.

                >sugar
                Just exercise. All fruit is full of sugar dummies. It's manageable if you don't cover it in syrup too.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't eat fruit. Don't eat grease. Don't eat canned or frozen foods. More importantly, DON'T EAT SO FUCKING MUCH

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the fuck up lmao. Just eat and exercise, literally that easy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and exercise
                You shouldn't have to be reminded to use your fucking legs, anon. If you're some cretin hooked to his phone in bed all day, you shouldn't ever be thinking about a full meal.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I eat like a barbarian
                You will never be civilized.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >banana
                >health snack
                I hate the fda.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >syrup my banana
                >be civilized
                stop

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I add syrup to my bananas.
                >civilized

                You're loss.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not fat, I'm healthy!
                >I slather sugar all over my sugary fruit
                LOL

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                find me 3 dudebros that got fat for drinking syrup

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They probably think you're referring to american "syrup".

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                all syrup is liquid sugar you fucking retard

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                educate yourself

                https://www.chelseagreen.com/2018/pass-walnut-syrup/

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >https://www.chelseagreen.com/2018/pass-walnut-syrup/
                HOLY SHIT you are fucking retarded
                HAHAHA EUROPE YOU ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT LMAO

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a mutt.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's healthy because it comes from a tree!
                Europeans.....LOL

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro
                It's sap. Sugar.

                >and exercise
                You shouldn't have to be reminded to use your fucking legs, anon. If you're some cretin hooked to his phone in bed all day, you shouldn't ever be thinking about a full meal.

                You're just being retarded on purpose now

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                pssstttt bro, what do walnut trees use sap for? Protip: it's sugar you fucking idiot

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro
                It's sap. Sugar.

                [...]
                You're just being retarded on purpose now

                stop samefagging

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seething anons final cope for being an idiot, kek

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Corn syrup is worse
                it's chemically the same. Your body breaks it down the same.
                It's all awful for you in excess you retarded European shiteater. GodDAMN all those Muslims moving in really did a number on your education system lmao

                >you don't understand yuros, the lysol adds to taste
                Eat a natural fucking meal.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >natural
                You first. I'll remind you this started partially because I eat bananas without adding fucking syrup lmao.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Banana with some syrup is way more safe than your shitty fucking twinkies.

                Literally what's wrong with just eat a banana, dude.
                Save the prep for dinner.
                I don't get why people are so intent on making little chores out of everything.
                Peel it, eat it.

                I'm not walking the yard to carnegie. I'll prep for a fucking glass of water if I feel like it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one is talking about twinkies you retard. Stop seething so much, damn.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maple is healthier than your fucking overprocessed corn slop.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >retard literally has no idea what the chemical makeup of maple syrup is
                OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Corn syrup is worse. Be disingenuous somewhere else, mutt.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Corn syrup is worse
                it's chemically the same. Your body breaks it down the same.
                It's all awful for you in excess you retarded European shiteater. GodDAMN all those Muslims moving in really did a number on your education system lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >eats more sugar on top of something that is already sweet
                dude i also used to put sugar on top of my sliced banana but i was 10

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally what's wrong with just eat a banana, dude.
                Save the prep for dinner.
                I don't get why people are so intent on making little chores out of everything.
                Peel it, eat it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That just sounds like unnecessary work. I still forage berries for pies by hand and eat them too

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wet walnuts on bananas is indeed god tier, regular syrup sounds kinda sus

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I put apples on a cutting board and smash them with fists into a fine paste. Then I slide the paste into my mouth from the board, seeds and all.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do the same but I add honey instead of syrup. When I haven't been eating much I trade honey for a little bit of condensed milk + cinnamon.
                Haven't eaten a banana in months now since I'm allergic to them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he eats his banana like a little gibbon
                >he eats glowie fake food at all

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This post is extremely confused.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your post glows.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i still would have a slice or 2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good lookin' 'zah

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      YES IT'S THAT THING I CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no reason to make the patty that thick. You have to make it WIDE

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What have ye fallen wrought?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TFW Scouser
      >All our chippies are Chinese
      >Scran mad chinese food
      >Fuckin massive chop suey rolls for days
      >Probably cats but who's arsed
      >Mancs have to eat fuckin
      FeelsSoundLa

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >built expensive gaming rig just to play as moron on an ~~*game as service*~~ game
    Peak mutt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >console fag thinks he’s not the moron
      LMAO

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brings up consoles out of nowhere
        Holy cope, grasping at straws. That's the only thing you could come up with?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >think building a pc is anymore expensive than any other alternative
          Yes, I will play San Andreas.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    British cuisine
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scraps_(batter)
    >Scraps or batter bits are pieces of deep-fried batter left over in the fryer as a by-product of frying fish, and are served as an accompaniment to chips. They are traditionally served free of charge with chips by some fish and chip shops in the United Kingdom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've read Brits go out in tuxedos and ball-gowns to dine on these.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Go to Greece on holiday
        >Greek Salads every day
        >Freshly caught fish with salad, home made olive oil and Tzatziki and olives and fetta
        >Home made sausages, butterbeans, more.
        >Never eaten so fucking well
        >Get back home
        >Greeted with the likes of

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But are gyros from Greece actually good?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. They're not over-stuffed like gyros you'd get in the UK or US, they're not intended as a main meal, more of a snack or a light lunch.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where my chichabros at?!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mm churros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk criteria for chica, but pic is the 1% of chica in the best way. Fried pork belly doused in seasoning? Gawd dawlg i don't like overindulging in pork, but no doubt that tastes like heaven. That store-bought skinshit can rot in hell

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally just steak fries with two cold slices of cheese on top

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some frozen fries, a couple of cheese slices, and some salt

      That'll be 3$ plus tax goy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You from 20 years ago or something? That's $8 minimum.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You from the 14th century or something? Can't read the price on the bottom right?

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other than the bread, that looks great. I prefer hot dog buns with my dogs

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've got to build a folder with shit like this from around the world for when third worlders start saying MUH AMERICANS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      British cuisine
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scraps_(batter)
      >Scraps or batter bits are pieces of deep-fried batter left over in the fryer as a by-product of frying fish, and are served as an accompaniment to chips. They are traditionally served free of charge with chips by some fish and chip shops in the United Kingdom

      I've read Brits go out in tuxedos and ball-gowns to dine on these.

      >brit food
      >carbs with carbs and carbs on top
      shit's nasty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and they wonder why their obesity problem is close to Americas

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No one, I would just a good ol donut, bread with sugar.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, now time to post some real sausages. Not that american shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is every murika poster a literal retard. Hot dogs only exist in America. Sausages don't exist in america. Brilliant any more wisdom you'd like to impart Bruno?

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really eat hotdogs anymore but when I do its that real shit. where my costco bros at

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man... when I found out that Costco food courts vary by location my mind was blown.
      >Some have touchscreen order menus to drastically reduce wait times/lines
      >Some offer quality coffee blended drinks
      >Some offer quality hamburgers w/ all the traditional fixings
      And a few other notable differences in offerings. I cannot STAND any Costco food court without the touchscreen self-ordering though. The wait in line is unbearable once you've experienced zero wait

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Costco Pizza in bongistan is fuckin great. Dunno what it's like in the states but it's good here. People go just for the pizza and ice cream

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the pizza and dogs are the basic go-to for anyone at Costco food courts. Cheap, done well, fast, hot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Costco dogs so fucking good?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn looks delicious

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmm.. completos.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a mess

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guacamole sucks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's mashed avocado not guacamole.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        based, and since we're talking about things that suck i also hate bacon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          People act like bacon is god's gift to man for some reason. Can't remember the last time I ate it plain.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah why the fuck was everyone so obsessed with bacon in the mid 2000s

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sprinkles suck so I guess any of those pink ones with whatever crumbs/crystals are thrown on

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit taste in videogames
    >shit taste in food

    yep, it's Ganker time.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > 3* and 4*
    OP you have no idea how much I envy you.
    My friends and I have been stuck in 5* and sometimes 6* hell for over a year now and every match is just torture. It's all terrible, nothing is fun. We keep trying to tank our MMR but it just won't go down and then we play one decent round and back up we go.

    I truly, really, envy the 3* and 4* players who get to play a fun cowboy shooting game

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone talking about his food and not how this shitter has 1000hrs and still 4 star MMR.
    His trash friend is even worse with 3 star MMR, same level as new player.
    I got 4 star MMR even before I got level 100 and this guy has been at same elo even after 1k hours.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get you're new since you bought the game after skill-based was implemented, but you should know by now how easily you can jump from 4 to 5 star and vice versa. Getting lower to help a newfriend is as easy as spending 20 min killing yourself in Quick Play.
      Personally, I prefer 4 star, especially when I started getting thrown in as the 5 star weak link in 6 star lobbies. Bunch of no fun bushmorons, those guys are.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This upsets and confuses the American

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eating party appetizers for a meal Is healfy!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not everyone is fat. Although I do like a slice of cheese cake every once in a while

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          clean your desk

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But that’s where I keep my stuff

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              heinz beanz is too sweet

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do Americans really?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That poster is clearly british judging by the products.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Non-anglos could never understand such beauty

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I kneel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        as opposed to hot dogs on white bread with "american "cheese"" and tomato sugar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cold meat cold cheese and toast
      YIKES

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people think they're cool for eating deconstructed sandwiches

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone is fat. Although I do like a slice of cheese cake every once in a while

      But that’s where I keep my stuff

      Holy based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      patrician food right here

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    listen, i'm not gonna shame poor people, but at least cook the hot dogs or something

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was really shocked when i went to japan how many street vendors sell fucking hot dogs

    hot dogs on pizza, hot dogs in omelettes, hot dogs in everything what the fuck japan i hate hot dogs

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >japanese hotdog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >infinite food glitch

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stopped gorging and actually losing weight. If I get hungry I just have a vape and I am good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't. they banned most flavored vap stuff in bugerland

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not in my state

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not in MI 😉

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >disposables
      fucking retarded zoomer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok boomer have fun sucking on your uncool, thick robot dick. Me and Stacey are going out to a house party and everyone is puffing on disposables

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying modern pods are any bigger than those
          >implying you have ever talking to a girl
          >implying you're going to a party
          LOL x 3

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go film some sick cloud tricks for Insta boomer
            (Protip: it just looks like cum is reverse gushing out of your neckbearded mouth)

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >implying pods 'blow fat clouds'
              >being this mad over being an underaged idiot who can't refill a pod
              LOL
              DO ZOOMERS REALLY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's in this? THC?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nicotine salt. it hits harder than smoking tobacco.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nicotine but they do make THC ones apparently.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's delta 8

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You FUCK ASS BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We do things right down here in Texas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a little too big to be confortable to eat , but looks tasty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean, too big? It's average at best.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't really like chilli on my dogs much, but the onions are kino.
      I like a TJ dog myself
      -pico de gallo
      -mayo
      -Tapitio
      -bacon
      -more onion because pico de gallo doesn't have enough

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks good but too much onions and could use some crunch like crushed up fritos

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >too much onions
        No such fucking thing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you're gonna go overboard on the onions at least add some heterogeneity to it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >carrying handles
      Holy shit.

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yup it's gaming time

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does American cheese look artificial like it’s made from plastic?
    That’s not how cheese look in eu

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you're a fucking idiot is why

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      european cheese is actual cheese unlike american cheese, though american cheese works very good for specific stuff like burgers.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love food too much to quit and this thread is making me hungry
    t. morbildy OBese

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you're supposed to quit food. Just eat less of it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        but then I get bored and end up binge eating

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is fucking miserable

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    El gaming time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based and taco-pilled

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put hot dogs on bread all the time lel

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheers

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright fellow bongs, what do you have on your roast dinners? This is a very important subject.
    Normal Roast:
    >Meat: Beef/Pork/Chicken
    >Roast potatoes (cooked in the fat of the meat)
    >Carrot and Turnip mashed
    >Sprouts
    >Cauliflower or Cabbage
    >Sage, onion and pork stuffing
    >Gravy
    >Yorkshire puddings (optional)

    Christmas:
    >Same as above but Turkey
    >Cranberry sauce
    >PIGS IN BLANKETS *most important*
    Any sick bastards who have mashed potatoes or lettuce or something get the rope

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its a nice Treat

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vapes are just a really shit version of Shishas.
    >t. Shisha enjoyer

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saddest meal I've ever seen, please get some self respect
    t. homeless dinner volunteer

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    miss getting garbage plates when gaming with the guys in college

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ what the FUCK is that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        miss getting garbage plates when gaming with the guys in college

        Looks like mac and cheese, the hashbrowns and burgers on the left, and tater tots and meatloaf(?) On the right, bother covered in ground beef gravy.
        Could use something fresh and something to add a zing, but otherwise looks pretty tasty.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my man someone took a doo doo in your to go box

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anybody want to talk about hunt showdown

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats one of the lousiest fucking food I've ever seen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now thisis cheese, mericans caunt even handle et!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      can some bri'ish people explain to me why the cheese is not melted?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literal plastic. Anyone telling you bongs still eat good cheese are liars.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The OPs is, the the one in the pic was actual cheddar, you can tell by the texture.

          can some bri'ish people explain to me why the cheese is not melted?

          Not british, but I would assume the food is supposed to be hot when they put the cheese on, then when they close it up it steams the cheese to melt.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's pictures of these mongs holding their plates after getting served and it's still a solid fucking hunk of pure yellow. Quit defending this degenerate cuisine.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not defending it, I'm providing an potentially reasonable explanation for why the cheese isn't melted. But yeah, maybe they just like unmelted cheese, I dunno.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe it's garbage food. The equivalent of a processed frank on a slice of plain white bread.

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? Sauerkraut and mustard.

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that white shit mayo?
      Also not enough

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is that white shit mayo?
        Yeah, and it actually works really well. Give it a try

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too much
      >bread
      >mustard
      >mayo (should be NONE)
      >a touch too much onion
      Not enough dog. Meats should NEVER be shorter/smaller than the bread surface. Also pretzel buns or w/e fucking suck

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mayo
        Its hopefully sour cream

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tijuana mogging cunts out here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im from georgia and Ive never seen that absolute fucking sloppa on this picture
      Looks delish though, would try

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The other Georgia, anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Prawn Salad
      Sven, mind explaining yourself?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's
        >Michigan
        >France
        >Amsterdan
        Also what the fuck are you doing swedes

        >he's not a supreme sveydish glizzy gobbler

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      608828384
      >2 huge slices of a big tomatoe on a small hot dog
      >b-but it's not an entire tomatoe
      not even worth a (you)

      mine S+ tier isn't here anyway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      608828384
      >2 huge slices of a big tomatoe on a small hot dog
      >b-but it's not an entire tomatoe
      not even worth a (you)

      mine S+ tier isn't here anyway.

      nvm it is, i'll take the danish

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a simple man, the michigan coney's mustard and chili is more than enough for me. Cheese is too much.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >call the real coney a "michigan"
      >call the skyline abomination covered in cold shredded cheese "coney"
      Whoever made this deserves to be publicly flogged.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that korea one sounds like a game changer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's
      >Michigan
      >France
      >Amsterdan
      Also what the fuck are you doing swedes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its good, I promise

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      between coney (2012) and the begel dog if done right ie, auntie anne's

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck is banana ketchup?

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry nerd muscular girls only like men who eat healthy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The things I eat are healthy, y'know, actual foods, I just eat too much of them.

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the thing in the middle that looks like a turd? a sausage or something?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No black pudding
      >Chips
      >Bacon isn't crispy
      >Weird looking sausage
      6/10 at BEST

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >image of way too much food, american
      >"LOL amerifats"
      >image of way too much food, bong edition
      >"BASED full english!"
      explain this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a full English.
        Full English has
        >Beans
        >Bacon
        >Sausage
        >Mushrooms
        >Black Pudding
        >Toast
        >Fried egg(s)
        >Grilled tomato
        That's a brunch

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you eating a little turd?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not hungry enough to eat a big one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Overcooked eggs
      >Mushrooms
      >Half a tomato
      >The bacon isn't crispy
      >Half a sausage
      The chips looks pretty great, though.

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He hadn't mastered this strat so gaming sessions don't get interrupted
    NGMI

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post some jaGanker or FUCK OFF

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This mother fucker kek. Nearly as bad as Kay's cookin'

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any seafood bros here?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      brutal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crabs... have a hard life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ that fish crushed the lobster like it was a stryophone cup.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        These things eat coral which is harder than your bones.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fishy looks so happy! ^_^ gobble gobble
      But if fish eats crab... is fish tasty for human to eat? Does not look like frequently dined on fish species

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn misses puff ate mr krabs dick like that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crabs... have a hard life.

      >Millions of years ago
      >Crabs were the dominant entities against fish due to their hard exterior and sharp claws
      >Millions of years later
      >Fish just eat them now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      EUGH

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not eating healthy and going to the gym to get steroid muscular girls

    ngmi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uggo, but i imagine getting your cock crushed by that ass would feel amazing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my incher would die anon
      there is just no way

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      har de har

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gaming board
    >food thread
    >vape/drug discussion
    >Ganker female coombait
    Uhhhhhhh videogames?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker off-topic threads are ALWAYS better than actual video game discussion.

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats gonna be a yikeserino from me dawg

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can literally crush you twinks i dont even give a fuck about xbox ps4 just hungry as fuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come the fuck 'ere little man, Great Maw's 'ungry

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH NOOOOOOOOLL IS THAT A HECKIN CRINGY VEGGY VEGGERINOOOL IN MY HECKIN BASED MEATY MEATERINOOOOO
    >AHHHHH I AM GOIN INSANE garden gnomeS moron moron gay ASSS JESSS ARE TO BLAME garden gnomeS ARE TO BLAME GAMERS RISE UP GAMERS RISEUP AHHHJ DRUMPF SAVE ME FROM MY GACHA ADDICTION

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      drunk people are sickening
      everyone should be a BASED teetotaler like ME

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bitch could just go to the toilet.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Booze impede your judgement

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know I drink too. Yet I have never puked on someone else, broken their stuff or taken a leak in someone's floor.
            It's not that hard

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              youve never been blackout drunk then
              bitch in the webm didnt even notice she got splashed by hot piss, she was zonked

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >durr get rickety rickety WRECKED SON
                Just drink a beer you fucking cunt.

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm gonna put my dick in all of those and give them a cream filling.

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what an asshole

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >backwards cap
        everytime

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          id read the drivel if i wasnt distracted by the milkers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you NOT look like an awkward sperg in this situation?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Play it off with a nod and "what's good, bro" if possible, but if they immediately start necking each other without acknowledging you there's nothing you can do without looking like a bitch like that guy

    • 2 months ago
      saucy

      ZANGIEF

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what an insecure gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chad and Stacey just condemned a dozen innocent American schoolchildren at some point in the future. Lock them up.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >innocent
        >American
        But yeah, why is that guy terrified of a clear gay anyway? Not a good look.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He wasn't, that was 100% preplanned "embarrass the beta for social media laughs" routine.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does it work? I'd imagine even tiktok zoomers would laugh at the """chad""" here.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's on TikTok, was that even a real question?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I want to know how it was received by zoomers.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're looking at it like
                >chad sees his girl talking to another man and gets insecure enough to do that
                When it's actually
                >guy sends his girl to talk to loser looking guy and waits to swoop in and embarrass him
                The beta may have even been in on the whole thing. 95% of what you see on TikTok is people trying too hard for validation

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to eat 4 hot dogs at once when I was over 300 lbs, you can still change OP.

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hamburgers?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought for a second the little girl grew up into the woman and he fucked her

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yup
    gaming

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >toast the bread
      >eat the meat raw

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unoricly miss it when ticktok was zoomers dancing and memes instead of Instagram broads clogging the app now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        normalgay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way going on a date is less effort than getting groceries

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        getting groceries is 20% of the work, cooking and preserving the leftovers is the other 80%
        I would rather go outside than ever EVER eat at home

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What? Just make a good pot/kettel of food and eat that for 2-3 days. There is such a thing called fridge.
          Making that takes only like 30+ minutes depends on what you make though. Also it's cheap.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What? Just make a good pot/kettel of food and eat that for 2-3 days.
            Absolutely disgusting.
            >Making that takes only like 30+ minutes
            Plus another 30+ for going outside to buy groceries.

            At that point might as well just go outside to a restaurant.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cooking is fun

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                cringe

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                cooking yes, cleaning the mess afterwards no.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get in the habit of cleaning as you go.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doing the dishes isn't that long. Besides everyone has a dishwasher nowadays. Doing it by hand doesn't take that long anyway.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i know, it's still not fun.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cook better food

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >excuse to dress up and take thirst trap pictures for instagram
        >free food
        >free dick
        >doesn't even have to pretend to be interested
        The only effort she had to put in was driving to the restaurant and probably not even that

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ anon at least melt the cheese on top of the hotdog you sick bastard.
    Aside from that, it's literally me.

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you were to eat a person whole how many calories would that be?

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is that bread so short, it's like half the height of regular bread

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're gonna eat hotdogs while you game, at least go for the local favorite

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God thems some good eats makes me hungry and stomach growl just looking at it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting fat slob

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >liquid shit on a bun

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    step aside, real food incomming.

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to eat a corn dog today, Ganker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      EAT MY CORN DOG ANON

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >games crashes
    >spend a couple hours looking for a fix
    >cant reproduce it
    >"hmm, must have been the wind"
    >crashes again

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We call em trailer snakes.

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who doesn't eat food and primarily juices this thread is fucking disgusting. No wonder Americans are the fattest people on Earthling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      YAAAAS you tell 'em power bottom sis!

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    love how offtopic food threads always start with a few posts along the lines of "do americans really" or some deviation of american culture then almost always descend into a monstrosity of bri'ish food and shitposting

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many calories is this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Around 600 or so

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        def over 900

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh calories
      Holy shit Ganker truly is a bunch of femoids larping as men.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        please get medicated

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hot dogs around 600
      >Bread easily 400
      >Cheese around 100
      >Mustard and ketchup basically 0

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just bullying
      Guy didnt even sperg out or anything, he just went about his day
      Who makes this shit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just bullying
      Guy didnt even sperg out or anything, he just went about his day
      Who makes this shit?

      lol chill it's a joke

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >american "food"

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat 3 quarter pound hot dogs as a meal often

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's porridge, golden syrup and some banana

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate reddit memes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Golden syrup
      So corn syrup.

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the father and why was it me?

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    game on

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a fucking leaf

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i eat roasted chicken with salt and bread

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some r*dditor got triggered by food
    holy shit what a pathetic existence.

  123. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    any nostalgia gamers?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want cheesecake snacks. Where do I get cheesecake snacks?

  124. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when he's not a dog

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When she's female (female)
      >Shakes head
      >Leaves

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dyed blonde

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            post more
            women hate thread

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Toll has no doubt been paid, processed, shipped, checked and collected

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                tollstatus on this one ?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                PAID

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mid life crisis is just women realizing they aren't real people
          Heh.

  125. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    best flavour of chips comin through

  126. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the morons can keep that one, thanks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could tell by the second pic, looks like a different person

  127. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hot dog should be built equal parts Sour, Sweet, and Savory. I call it the SSS rule.
    Sour can be done with the mustard of your choice, yellow is fine. Or Saurkraut.
    Sweet can be done with many many things. I prefer a honey mustard or a sweet relish. My favorite is that nuclear green "Chicago style" relish.
    Savory can often already be in the hot dog. If you're eating something nice like a Bratwurst or other Hispaniced up sausage. But if you're not that fancy I just do diced yellow onion. Steamed or simmered. Or uncooked if you're in a hurry.

  128. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  129. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahhh, pure cope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont think its cope
        they seem happuy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it's going to last that long to be honest

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Statistically unlikely.
          What's more telling is the fact that they've gone out of their way to tell strangers they're "happy". Happy people don't do that.

  130. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bro sap is HEALTHY, not sugar, okay? It comes from TREES
    next stop: saying you were just pretending to be retarded once you release that you are, in fact, retarded

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is. Stop eating legally "safe" chemicals.

  131. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mutts are fucking malding ITT

  132. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello I am European
    No, I do not know what syrup is
    LOL

  133. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    must have struck a nerve hahahahaha

  134. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold: Science beyond the comprehension of Europeans LOL

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sugar is healthy, unlike your fucking corn syrup and aspartame.

      No one is talking about twinkies you retard. Stop seething so much, damn.

      I'll reply as much as I can.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuromoron, you didn't even know sap is sugar. You sure as SHIT aren't going to understand this HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sucrose is LE BAD
      Are you retarded? There are different types of sugar.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        explain the difference in how the body breaks down, uses, and stores HFCS 55, maple syrup, and table sugar.
        We'll wait.

  135. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  136. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women so much it's unreal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mid life crisis is just women realizing they aren't real people
      Heh.

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