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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ruggerall thread.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do americans really?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not American but when I have 0 time to cook, throwing hot dogs in a boiling pot or an air fryer and slapping it on some bread with condiments is super easy and quick filling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ok just stop.
        Slice your hot dog 2/3 the way, lay them flat, then pan fry them.
        Takes just as much time, tastes 100x better, and you won't look like a Black person you Black person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >get a fricking pan out bro
          Nope

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't have a pan out all the time

            americans are really cooklets

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you call that bread? lmfao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >0 time to cook
        >Playing games

        Kys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >boiling pot
        >air fryer
        frick washing that stuff. Just put it on a plate and microwave for 30 seconds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      poverty dogs are international you extra Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        america is the only western country with poverty. all other countries take care of their citizens. theyre not impoverished

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          do you have any idea how wrong you are on so many levels?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            its true. in other western countries, you get cancer, you get treated no cost.

            in america, you get a cold, you declare bankruptcy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, you'll die of cancer before you could ever get an appointment to have your butthole searched.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >no cost
              >taxed to hell and back
              >absurdly long wait times because "it's free"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No you're not supposed to know more than the headline.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >taxes still cheaper because your government doesn't have to send billions to Israel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                55% of every paycheck goes straight to the government

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              lol no you wait months before you can even start threatment and it will not be top one either... Fricks what the hell you even know about Europe that is not from plebit? Our healthcare fricking sucks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >america is the only western country with poverty.
          I love the shit you Black folk will make up to try and prove a point holy shit lmao.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          imagine how many brains would explode if non-Americans weren't allowed to obsess about American life and actually focus on their own issues

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how fricking out of touch can you be holy shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not with that glowing mustard, French’s iirc.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not American but when I have 0 time to cook, throwing hot dogs in a boiling pot or an air fryer and slapping it on some bread with condiments is super easy and quick filling

        why do murikans call sausage "dogs"?
        always found it weird

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sausage and hotdogs are different in contents, flavors, price and seasoning.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well there are dozens of different sausages in france we still call them sausages

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              amerikkkans have only two, so it makes sense for them to separate them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We have bratwurst and kielbasa, we just didn’t invent it. Why wouldn’t we import more food?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              A hot dog is a Vienna Sausage. As for the name, it's probably some Coney Island shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because hotdogs aren't sausage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hot dogs have an incredibly fine grind to disguise the (lack of) quality of the meat. The only spice is salt. Sausages are more elaborate and tastier, but not dogs are extremely cheap and come pre cooked, so you don't even have to cook them if you're extremely lazy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You prefer the bugs don't you

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You did this on purpose to piss us off you Black person.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not even in my most pathetic days of when I started living alone I had such sad meals

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person Showdown

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    American cuisine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hot dogs on bread is an aussie thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want to put my hot dog inside your mum's buns

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hot dogs on bread is from anywhere where you ran out of hot dog buns, it's no one's first choice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hot dogs on bread is an aussie thing

          buns are bread dumbassses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile bongs put a slice of bread between two slices of bread and call it a sandwich lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever else you might say, it is inarguably a sandwich

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >British cuisine

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guro threads, chink rekt webms and those gifs of dogs getting flayed alive are nothing compared to this disgusting shit holy frick i need eye bleach

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I second that, who the frick just eats untoasted bread with such a sad slice of cheese

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is American because an Aussie would put Vegemite on those dogs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's other countries besides those 2.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You realize that bugs are not only healthier for you than whatever mystery meat you have on those slices of nothing no nutrients, but they're cheaper as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO DON'T CONSUME FLESH OF ANIMAL, CONSUME OTHER ANIMAL I CAN FEEL LESS GUILTY ABOUT BECAUSE IT DOESNT HAVE A CUTE FACE
      shut up loser

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if I'm in a hurry I just get some fries and this chicken steak and put them on an airfryer and maybe put some sauce on top

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I-is that a h-ho-h-hotdog?!!? OH MY GOD I'M GOING INSAAAANE!!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man at least slice a tomato or cucumber or something. Or slash them in half so at least they look adequate. Wtf is this

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the bread is too thick and also the hot dogs are on the wrong way round. if you a real homie then you know
    >princess tinned hotdogs
    >rolled up in a slice of white bread
    >red sauce
    >chips on the side

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      toast the bread
      slice the dog down the middle
      fry the dog
      mustard only

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        too middle class

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw waiting for my gamer meal to heat up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So true

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cut up hot dogs in to slices
    >put in small frying pan
    >Stir 2 eggs
    >mix it in with hot dog slices and cheese without stirring
    >fry until slightly golden
    >remove eggs and hot dog slices from pan
    >put it between two pieces of bread
    >lightly butter pan
    >fry egg and hotdog sandwich
    >add mustard, light mayo, tomatoe, avocado
    Delicious breakfast sandwich

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That looks fricking delicious

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hot dogs are filled with nitrates. Enjoy your stomach ulcers

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White people "cooking" be looking like this

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried recreating op's hot dog but added in slight effort.

    Let's see /v's hot dogs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Had this a couple of weeks ago, was ok

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick do you fotograph your food? Are you woman or something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I share pics with a friend of mine and yes I like taking pics of random shit, I don't even have a social media, I simply have a dogshit memory and have fun seeing pics I took I don't even remember anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/LMylMGX.jpg

      Yeah, its gaming time

      >K*tchup on hot dogs
      subhuman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not putting ketchup on hotdogs
        frothing mongoloid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          putting the devils red sauce on hotdogs is a sin and for children not to mention some states will beat the shit out of you for simply asking

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            guess I know which pleb states to avoid visiting then

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't make the rules

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >city of chicago trying to school anyone on good taste
                lol.
                lmao even.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >go to the oldest burger place in America
                >see this
                damn what did ketchup do, mass rape?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Autists can’t into savory and sweet and they have an autistic fit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently some chefs get offended if you ask for ketchup because it’s like you’re saying their food isn’t good enough

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently some chefs get offended if you ask for ketchup because it’s like you’re saying their food isn’t good enough

                American ketchup is basically just sugar

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Heinz already is sweet, I cannot imagine how sweet it is with corn syrup.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You know they make different kinds of ketchup here right

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Same as the European version.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                hfcs is sugar, sugar can be anything, does it says cane? does it have less carbs?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see how this means anything unless we see the sugar content by volume

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can't understand the real oldgays getting offended at ketchup but being so nit-picky you don't accept ketchup on hotdogs but any other condiment is fine is just moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can understand*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i stopped eating ketchup for a long time when i moved out of country, and coming back whenever i eat it it makes me really phlegmy like there's too much sugar

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Odd side discussion: I, too, get that phlegmy feeling when something is overly sweet. Notably like a Gatorade or other soda sugar drink. Any anon describe what is going on here pshyiologically?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sugar is abrasive, probably irritating your mucous membranes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                there is nothing more pathetic than being an elitist over ketchup on fricking hot dogs and fries. that shit is litteraly made for these kinds of food you dumb troony. also
                >tomatoe slices on hot dog
                fricking nasty.

                food elitist/snobs are always ousted as hypocritical morons

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                need captions on
                >tldw they all downplay fast food but when served it fancy they believed it to be the best despite it being the same food they dissed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I work in a lab and part of my job is to taste the flavorings etc that go into foods, tasting is a real skill you can learn but it’s mostly picking out chemicals that are over or under added or missing or contamination etc tasting the “quality” is bullshit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                anti-ketchup people are cultists that think it's more mature to not use ketchup because of some movie they were influenced by in their adolescence

                it's a fricking sauce, the recipe was made as a complex flavor, if you can't identify the complexity and where it's used appropriately it's because you have a basic b***h flavor palette

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i realize this is a foreign concept for chicongo "people" but some of us want to eat a hot dog not a goyslop salad that has half the toppings fall off after a single bite

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >ketchup, aka a sugary processed faux-tomato sauce laden with corn syrup, isn't goyslop
              >but healthy vegetables and non-processed condiments are bad for you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>but healthy vegetables and non-processed condiments are bad for you
                they are good, but fresh tomatoes belong on a salad and not on a frickin hot dog. tomatoes are mostly water so you end up with waterly warm goyslop slices on your hotdog wich is fricking nasty.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >tomatoes don’t belong on a hotdog
                Get fricked Coney-let.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                enjoy your watery anomaly

                If you cared about avoiding goyslop, you wouldn't even be eating a hotdog, unless you really do enjoy the taste of processed hog anuses and scraps found in the dumpster of your nearest McSlaughterhouse.

                good thing i don't. i prefer bratwurst.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >crisp tomatoes can’t exist
                >I let my food get soggy
                You’re a big b***h dude.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Tomato slices lightly grilled with a pinch of salt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                unless you dehydrate your tomatoes they keep being watery as that's what they mostly are, fricking water. no wonder you imbeciles can't cook.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you worry about condiments and hotdog juice making your hun soggy or do you just eat it and not be a gay?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no because unlike tomatoes they aren't mostly water, again i am not here to teach your imbecile ass how to cook so keep enjoying your soaked anomaly gay.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >soaked
                A SLICE OF TOMATO DOESNT JUST MATERIALIZE WATER OUT OF THIN AIR YOU MIDWIT Black person
                Go to a Coney Island and stop talking to me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                American tomatoes are literally nothing but water. Flavorless garbage.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you cared about avoiding goyslop, you wouldn't even be eating a hotdog, unless you really do enjoy the taste of processed hog anuses and scraps found in the dumpster of your nearest McSlaughterhouse.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People who eat hotdogs dont take the time to realize it's pig scrap (including pig buttholes and shit)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                An anus isn't a cut of meat you fricking idiot. The actual butthole is just skin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't eat Nathan's or actual israelite food Hebrew International
                LOL

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            there is nothing more pathetic than being an elitist over ketchup on fricking hot dogs and fries. that shit is litteraly made for these kinds of food you dumb troony. also
            >tomatoe slices on hot dog
            fricking nasty.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me guess you "NEED" more?!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can forgive the cheap wiener.
    I can overlook the sad slice of bread.
    I can understand the bread not even being slightly toasted.
    I can see the sauces in the bread instead of the wiener as something silly to do.

    But it's the fricking cheese that kills me.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do americans really?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, its gaming time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      h-how did you get the straw in the can like that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cans made since 2014 allow for straws to be inserted pretty easily like that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          IN WHAT FUKKIN COUNTRY

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course you're too simple to make real food if that's the game you play.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >see hotdog
    >suddenly grow uncontrollably mad
    I'm confused.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how about dessert bro?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw everything reminds me of her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks delicious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >My GF tomorrow when I'm done forcing her full of icing sugar

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese does not go with hotdogs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes it does wtf are you on about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have to be reminded of chilli cheese??!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cheese does not go with hotdogs
      ???????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not with traditional hotdogs that have mustard or cabbage on them, putting cheese on those is just vile. Non traditional hotdogs may go well with cheese.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >five types of processed goyslop mashed together
    Yikes!

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >curry sauce on traditional sausage and fries
      this island is just an insane asylum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The absolute state of br*tish "food"
      I'm going to hurl, I'd rather have processed goyslop or eat the bugs than anything that comes from that country.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking delish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This one actually looks ok.
        [...]
        [...]
        Bongs can piss of with this garbage tho

        *nglo scum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This one actually looks ok.

      Bongs can piss of with this garbage tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      scran

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking americans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it looks horrible but it would taste good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Currywurst is great and that look delicious, not even a bong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks good to my german brain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly compared to the other Ingerland football stadium food that has been posted, it looks alright. I still remember the fries with cheese sauce when the cheese sauce was a fricking unmelted slice of cheddar for something like 4£

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >undercooked eggs with a shit ton of crap on the side
      Was Gordon genuinely moronic here? Why did nobody call him out on those shitty eggs?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        here's your (you), you earned it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >undercooked eggs are good if they're made by celebrity
          No frick off. Why would I want those baby tomatoes on a vine too?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >undercooked eggs
        Ketchup and scrambled eggs eater detected

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well friend, he a world class chef with restaurants span across the globe. What do we know about foods?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >celebrity can never be wrong anon
          have a nice day.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not that anon but i was just joking dont be mad please

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'll stick with my scrambled omelette with bacon and buttered toast thank you very much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gross looking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta love those reaction shots. It's like a character select screen for all the stereotypes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do they al think they are in a Hollywood movie or something, jezus americans are so cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, vomit on a shingle

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I fricking love Chili dogs, you guys have no idea
    My favourite fricking treat to have on a cool comfy night, so delicious and filling
    Back in the day I used to pile my toppings on too high thinking that made it better
    As an adult Ive come to realize sometimes less is more. a good balance of all the toppings is key to a tasty chili dog
    God I fricking love me some chili dogs

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WTF I love British food now.
      Patrician taste.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      'luv ploughin
      'luv me lunch

      simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no artifical sweeteners
      >no preservatives
      >no seed oil

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what do you think wheat is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >marketed by Cheese Bureau

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ~~*Big Cheese*~~ strikes again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      replace the onion with some jam and you got yourself a solid combo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based im bloatmaxxing rn im on this diet and i can feel my test going up also i stopped falling for the shower israelite to retain natural oils also the outer layer of testoscerone generated and eradicated by modern goysoaps and more girls are talking to me ive noticed it might be the pheremones in my smell i think

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this homie stinks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mom always told me boys supposed to have lots of smell my dad was the same and he was like a hero. i bet your test is low as shit and no girls talk to you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            shut up stinky
            dont talk to me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            actual smash brothers family

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >outer layer of testoscerone
        Bro?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like we got ourselves some posh souferners itt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick man why not just butter and salt a single slice of bread like normal poor person would

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Texture difference, and it melts the butter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't eat raw onion, it's literally burning my throat and gives me a heartburn. What do?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You might be allergic my dude

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doctor's say: Don't eat it.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >carbs with carbs with carbs
      hhmmm yummy

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hotdog with ketchup and mustard
    Based
    >White bread instead of hotdog buns
    Whatever
    >""""Cheese""""
    Frick off back to your swamp

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker - videogames

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ready to do some hardcore gaming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that.. Another hotdog?! I'm so unreasonably mad right now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its a hotdog inside a twinkie topped with EZ cheese

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather eat that than undercooked eggs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fake cheeze shit and WAY too much of it
        >no crispy texture visible at all on the hotdog
        >ok bread looks hawaiian sweet/potato
        Wait actually... is that a twinkie split open? Or just mayo? Confused now

        it's a twinkie split in half with a ball park frank cut in half and canned easy cheese

        Babish said it was delicious but it really wasn't that good; the sweetness of the twinkie just overpowered every other flavor

        Weird Al would be proud.

        this anon gets it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hate the sweet + savory combination when it's overdone in moronic ways. Obviously there are delicious ways when done correctly but
          >hot dog with twinkie
          >hamburger with donut
          >pancake with sausage
          All needs to stop. If you eat this shit you have no taste and simply desire clogged arteries at an early age

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pancake and sausage is pretty good though. The pork sausage US MRE (military ration) comes with a little pancake and syrup packet and eating the sausage patty together with the pancake is fricking amazing

            ....outside of that though yeah I haven't seen it done too well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fake cheeze shit and WAY too much of it
      >no crispy texture visible at all on the hotdog
      >ok bread looks hawaiian sweet/potato
      Wait actually... is that a twinkie split open? Or just mayo? Confused now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Weird Al would be proud.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ludo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no milk to dunk
      2/10 at least you tried

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >eating pizza with a knife and fork
      do bongs REALLY?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I do and i put salted butter on it. Im a leaf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It burns my hands 🙁

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm south american and I use utensils to eat pizza.
        I'm not a gross ameriturd, I don't want my hands to get dirty.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I bet you use utensils for your fried chicken to ya homosexual.
          >ewwwie, my hands are dirty. Napkins? Water and soap? Nah

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >bro like, wash your hands and go buy some more napkins
            How about I just eat like a normal human being and use a fork and knife?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >normal
              Yeah like any food you normally eat with your hands. Sounds like you slice your banana.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good catch. I do in fact, apples too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you bother?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I add syrup to my bananas. So I slice the banana on a plate, shower it with syrup, grab a fork and eat it.

                Apples, I just eat them with a knife, I slice a piece of the apple and eat it, then again, and so on.

                Try being civilized for once in your life.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I add syrup to my bananas.
                >civilized

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >syrup my banana
                >be civilized
                stop

                I add ice cream sometimes, too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                You're loss.

                Look, I have no issue with all that, just don't lecture other people about civility while you "improve" a perfectly good health snack that comes packaged by nature to store and conveniently eat on the go.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >modern bananas
                >health snack
                Probably has more sugar that a chocolate bar

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >banana
                >health snack
                I hate the fda.

                >sugar
                Just exercise. All fruit is full of sugar dummies. It's manageable if you don't cover it in syrup too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't eat fruit. Don't eat grease. Don't eat canned or frozen foods. More importantly, DON'T EAT SO FRICKING MUCH

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up lmao. Just eat and exercise, literally that easy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >and exercise
                You shouldn't have to be reminded to use your fricking legs, anon. If you're some cretin hooked to his phone in bed all day, you shouldn't ever be thinking about a full meal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I eat like a barbarian
                You will never be civilized.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >banana
                >health snack
                I hate the fda.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >syrup my banana
                >be civilized
                stop

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I add syrup to my bananas.
                >civilized

                You're loss.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not fat, I'm healthy!
                >I slather sugar all over my sugary fruit
                LOL

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                find me 3 dudebros that got fat for drinking syrup

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They probably think you're referring to american "syrup".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                all syrup is liquid sugar you fricking moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                educate yourself

                https://www.chelseagreen.com/2018/pass-walnut-syrup/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >https://www.chelseagreen.com/2018/pass-walnut-syrup/
                HOLY SHIT you are fricking moronic
                HAHAHA EUROPE YOU ARE ALL FRICKING STUPID AS SHIT LMAO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're a mutt.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's healthy because it comes from a tree!
                Europeans.....LOL

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bro
                It's sap. Sugar.

                >and exercise
                You shouldn't have to be reminded to use your fricking legs, anon. If you're some cretin hooked to his phone in bed all day, you shouldn't ever be thinking about a full meal.

                You're just being moronic on purpose now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                pssstttt bro, what do walnut trees use sap for? Protip: it's sugar you fricking idiot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bro
                It's sap. Sugar.

                [...]
                You're just being moronic on purpose now

                stop samegayging

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seething anons final cope for being an idiot, kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Corn syrup is worse
                it's chemically the same. Your body breaks it down the same.
                It's all awful for you in excess you moronic European shiteater. GodDAMN all those Muslims moving in really did a number on your education system lmao

                >you don't understand yuros, the lysol adds to taste
                Eat a natural fricking meal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >natural
                You first. I'll remind you this started partially because I eat bananas without adding fricking syrup lmao.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Banana with some syrup is way more safe than your shitty fricking twinkies.

                Literally what's wrong with just eat a banana, dude.
                Save the prep for dinner.
                I don't get why people are so intent on making little chores out of everything.
                Peel it, eat it.

                I'm not walking the yard to carnegie. I'll prep for a fricking glass of water if I feel like it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No one is talking about twinkies you moron. Stop seething so much, damn.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maple is healthier than your fricking overprocessed corn slop.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >moron literally has no idea what the chemical makeup of maple syrup is
                OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Corn syrup is worse. Be disingenuous somewhere else, mutt.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Corn syrup is worse
                it's chemically the same. Your body breaks it down the same.
                It's all awful for you in excess you moronic European shiteater. GodDAMN all those Muslims moving in really did a number on your education system lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >eats more sugar on top of something that is already sweet
                dude i also used to put sugar on top of my sliced banana but i was 10

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Literally what's wrong with just eat a banana, dude.
                Save the prep for dinner.
                I don't get why people are so intent on making little chores out of everything.
                Peel it, eat it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That just sounds like unnecessary work. I still forage berries for pies by hand and eat them too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wet walnuts on bananas is indeed god tier, regular syrup sounds kinda sus

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I put apples on a cutting board and smash them with fists into a fine paste. Then I slide the paste into my mouth from the board, seeds and all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I do the same but I add honey instead of syrup. When I haven't been eating much I trade honey for a little bit of condensed milk + cinnamon.
                Haven't eaten a banana in months now since I'm allergic to them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he eats his banana like a little gibbon
                >he eats glowie fake food at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This post is extremely confused.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your post glows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i still would have a slice or 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good lookin' 'zah

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YES IT'S THAT THING I CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no reason to make the patty that thick. You have to make it WIDE

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What have ye fallen wrought?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >TFW Scouser
      >All our chippies are Chinese
      >Scran mad chinese food
      >Frickin massive chop suey rolls for days
      >Probably cats but who's arsed
      >Mancs have to eat frickin
      FeelsSoundLa

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >built expensive gaming rig just to play as Black person on an ~~*game as service*~~ game
    Peak mutt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >console gay thinks he’s not the Black person
      LMAO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >brings up consoles out of nowhere
        Holy cope, grasping at straws. That's the only thing you could come up with?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >think building a pc is anymore expensive than any other alternative
          Yes, I will play San Andreas.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    British cuisine
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scraps_(batter)
    >Scraps or batter bits are pieces of deep-fried batter left over in the fryer as a by-product of frying fish, and are served as an accompaniment to chips. They are traditionally served free of charge with chips by some fish and chip shops in the United Kingdom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've read Brits go out in tuxedos and ball-gowns to dine on these.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Go to Greece on holiday
        >Greek Salads every day
        >Freshly caught fish with salad, home made olive oil and Tzatziki and olives and fetta
        >Home made sausages, butterbeans, more.
        >Never eaten so fricking well
        >Get back home
        >Greeted with the likes of

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But are gyros from Greece actually good?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. They're not over-stuffed like gyros you'd get in the UK or US, they're not intended as a main meal, more of a snack or a light lunch.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where my chichabros at?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mm churros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Idk criteria for chica, but pic is the 1% of chica in the best way. Fried pork belly doused in seasoning? Gawd dawlg i don't like overindulging in pork, but no doubt that tastes like heaven. That store-bought skinshit can rot in hell

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally just steak fries with two cold slices of cheese on top

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >some frozen fries, a couple of cheese slices, and some salt

      That'll be 3$ plus tax goy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You from 20 years ago or something? That's $8 minimum.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You from the 14th century or something? Can't read the price on the bottom right?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Other than the bread, that looks great. I prefer hot dog buns with my dogs

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've got to build a folder with shit like this from around the world for when third worlders start saying MUH AMERICANS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      British cuisine
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scraps_(batter)
      >Scraps or batter bits are pieces of deep-fried batter left over in the fryer as a by-product of frying fish, and are served as an accompaniment to chips. They are traditionally served free of charge with chips by some fish and chip shops in the United Kingdom

      I've read Brits go out in tuxedos and ball-gowns to dine on these.

      >brit food
      >carbs with carbs and carbs on top
      shit's nasty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and they wonder why their obesity problem is close to Americas

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No one, I would just a good ol donut, bread with sugar.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, now time to post some real sausages. Not that american shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is every murika poster a literal moron. Hot dogs only exist in America. Sausages don't exist in america. Brilliant any more wisdom you'd like to impart Bruno?

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really eat hotdogs anymore but when I do its that real shit. where my costco homies at

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man... when I found out that Costco food courts vary by location my mind was blown.
      >Some have touchscreen order menus to drastically reduce wait times/lines
      >Some offer quality coffee blended drinks
      >Some offer quality hamburgers w/ all the traditional fixings
      And a few other notable differences in offerings. I cannot STAND any Costco food court without the touchscreen self-ordering though. The wait in line is unbearable once you've experienced zero wait

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Costco Pizza in bongistan is frickin great. Dunno what it's like in the states but it's good here. People go just for the pizza and ice cream

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the pizza and dogs are the basic go-to for anyone at Costco food courts. Cheap, done well, fast, hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Costco dogs so fricking good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn looks delicious

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmm.. completos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a mess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guacamole sucks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's mashed avocado not guacamole.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based, and since we're talking about things that suck i also hate bacon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People act like bacon is god's gift to man for some reason. Can't remember the last time I ate it plain.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah why the frick was everyone so obsessed with bacon in the mid 2000s

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sprinkles suck so I guess any of those pink ones with whatever crumbs/crystals are thrown on

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shit taste in videogames
    >shit taste in food

    yep, it's Ganker time.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > 3* and 4*
    OP you have no idea how much I envy you.
    My friends and I have been stuck in 5* and sometimes 6* hell for over a year now and every match is just torture. It's all terrible, nothing is fun. We keep trying to tank our MMR but it just won't go down and then we play one decent round and back up we go.

    I truly, really, envy the 3* and 4* players who get to play a fun cowboy shooting game

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone talking about his food and not how this shitter has 1000hrs and still 4 star MMR.
    His trash friend is even worse with 3 star MMR, same level as new player.
    I got 4 star MMR even before I got level 100 and this guy has been at same elo even after 1k hours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I get you're new since you bought the game after skill-based was implemented, but you should know by now how easily you can jump from 4 to 5 star and vice versa. Getting lower to help a newfriend is as easy as spending 20 min killing yourself in Quick Play.
      Personally, I prefer 4 star, especially when I started getting thrown in as the 5 star weak link in 6 star lobbies. Bunch of no fun bushBlack folk, those guys are.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This upsets and confuses the American

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >eating party appetizers for a meal Is healfy!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not everyone is fat. Although I do like a slice of cheese cake every once in a while

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          clean your desk

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But that’s where I keep my stuff

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              heinz beanz is too sweet

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Do Americans really?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That poster is clearly british judging by the products.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Non-anglos could never understand such beauty

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I kneel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as opposed to hot dogs on white bread with "american "cheese"" and tomato sugar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cold meat cold cheese and toast
      YIKES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people think they're cool for eating deconstructed sandwiches

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone is fat. Although I do like a slice of cheese cake every once in a while

      But that’s where I keep my stuff

      Holy based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      patrician food right here

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    listen, i'm not gonna shame poor people, but at least cook the hot dogs or something

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i was really shocked when i went to japan how many street vendors sell fricking hot dogs

    hot dogs on pizza, hot dogs in omelettes, hot dogs in everything what the frick japan i hate hot dogs

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >japanese hotdog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >infinite food glitch

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stopped gorging and actually losing weight. If I get hungry I just have a vape and I am good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can't. they banned most flavored vap stuff in bugerland

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not in my state

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not in MI 😉

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >disposables
      fricking moronic zoomer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ok boomer have fun sucking on your uncool, thick robot dick. Me and Stacey are going out to a house party and everyone is puffing on disposables

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >implying modern pods are any bigger than those
          >implying you have ever talking to a girl
          >implying you're going to a party
          LOL x 3

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Go film some sick cloud tricks for Insta boomer
            (Protip: it just looks like cum is reverse gushing out of your neckbearded mouth)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >implying pods 'blow fat clouds'
              >being this mad over being an underaged idiot who can't refill a pod
              LOL
              DO ZOOMERS REALLY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's in this? THC?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nicotine salt. it hits harder than smoking tobacco.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nicotine but they do make THC ones apparently.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's delta 8

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You FRICK ASS b***h MOTHERFRICKER!

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We do things right down here in Texas.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a little too big to be confortable to eat , but looks tasty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean, too big? It's average at best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't really like chilli on my dogs much, but the onions are kino.
      I like a TJ dog myself
      -pico de gallo
      -mayo
      -Tapitio
      -bacon
      -more onion because pico de gallo doesn't have enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks good but too much onions and could use some crunch like crushed up fritos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >too much onions
        No such fricking thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if you're gonna go overboard on the onions at least add some heterogeneity to it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >carrying handles
      Holy shit.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yup it's gaming time

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does American cheese look artificial like it’s made from plastic?
    That’s not how cheese look in eu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because you're a fricking idiot is why

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      european cheese is actual cheese unlike american cheese, though american cheese works very good for specific stuff like burgers.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love food too much to quit and this thread is making me hungry
    t. morbildy OBese

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you're supposed to quit food. Just eat less of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but then I get bored and end up binge eating

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That is fricking miserable

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    El gaming time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based and taco-pilled

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I put hot dogs on bread all the time lel

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cheers

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright fellow bongs, what do you have on your roast dinners? This is a very important subject.
    Normal Roast:
    >Meat: Beef/Pork/Chicken
    >Roast potatoes (cooked in the fat of the meat)
    >Carrot and Turnip mashed
    >Sprouts
    >Cauliflower or Cabbage
    >Sage, onion and pork stuffing
    >Gravy
    >Yorkshire puddings (optional)

    Christmas:
    >Same as above but Turkey
    >Cranberry sauce
    >PIGS IN BLANKETS *most important*
    Any sick bastards who have mashed potatoes or lettuce or something get the rope

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me its a nice Treat

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vapes are just a really shit version of Shishas.
    >t. Shisha enjoyer

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saddest meal I've ever seen, please get some self respect
    t. homeless dinner volunteer

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    miss getting garbage plates when gaming with the guys in college

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ what the FRICK is that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        miss getting garbage plates when gaming with the guys in college

        Looks like mac and cheese, the hashbrowns and burgers on the left, and tater tots and meatloaf(?) On the right, bother covered in ground beef gravy.
        Could use something fresh and something to add a zing, but otherwise looks pretty tasty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my man someone took a doo doo in your to go box

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does anybody want to talk about hunt showdown

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats one of the lousiest fricking food I've ever seen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now thisis cheese, mericans caunt even handle et!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can some bri'ish people explain to me why the cheese is not melted?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's literal plastic. Anyone telling you bongs still eat good cheese are liars.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The OPs is, the the one in the pic was actual cheddar, you can tell by the texture.

          can some bri'ish people explain to me why the cheese is not melted?

          Not british, but I would assume the food is supposed to be hot when they put the cheese on, then when they close it up it steams the cheese to melt.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's pictures of these mongs holding their plates after getting served and it's still a solid fricking hunk of pure yellow. Quit defending this degenerate cuisine.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not defending it, I'm providing an potentially reasonable explanation for why the cheese isn't melted. But yeah, maybe they just like unmelted cheese, I dunno.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe it's garbage food. The equivalent of a processed frank on a slice of plain white bread.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me? Sauerkraut and mustard.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that white shit mayo?
      Also not enough

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Is that white shit mayo?
        Yeah, and it actually works really well. Give it a try

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too much
      >bread
      >mustard
      >mayo (should be NONE)
      >a touch too much onion
      Not enough dog. Meats should NEVER be shorter/smaller than the bread surface. Also pretzel buns or w/e fricking suck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mayo
        Its hopefully sour cream

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tijuana mogging c**ts out here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Im from georgia and Ive never seen that absolute fricking sloppa on this picture
      Looks delish though, would try

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The other Georgia, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Prawn Salad
      Sven, mind explaining yourself?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's
        >Michigan
        >France
        >Amsterdan
        Also what the frick are you doing swedes

        >he's not a supreme sveydish glizzy gobbler

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      608828384
      >2 huge slices of a big tomatoe on a small hot dog
      >b-but it's not an entire tomatoe
      not even worth a (you)

      mine S+ tier isn't here anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      608828384
      >2 huge slices of a big tomatoe on a small hot dog
      >b-but it's not an entire tomatoe
      not even worth a (you)

      mine S+ tier isn't here anyway.

      nvm it is, i'll take the danish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a simple man, the michigan coney's mustard and chili is more than enough for me. Cheese is too much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >call the real coney a "michigan"
      >call the skyline abomination covered in cold shredded cheese "coney"
      Whoever made this deserves to be publicly flogged.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that korea one sounds like a game changer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's
      >Michigan
      >France
      >Amsterdan
      Also what the frick are you doing swedes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its good, I promise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      between coney (2012) and the begel dog if done right ie, auntie anne's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is banana ketchup?

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sorry nerd muscular girls only like men who eat healthy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The things I eat are healthy, y'know, actual foods, I just eat too much of them.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's the thing in the middle that looks like a turd? a sausage or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No black pudding
      >Chips
      >Bacon isn't crispy
      >Weird looking sausage
      6/10 at BEST

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >image of way too much food, american
      >"LOL amerifats"
      >image of way too much food, bong edition
      >"BASED full english!"
      explain this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a full English.
        Full English has
        >Beans
        >Bacon
        >Sausage
        >Mushrooms
        >Black Pudding
        >Toast
        >Fried egg(s)
        >Grilled tomato
        That's a brunch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you eating a little turd?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not hungry enough to eat a big one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Overcooked eggs
      >Mushrooms
      >Half a tomato
      >The bacon isn't crispy
      >Half a sausage
      The chips looks pretty great, though.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He hadn't mastered this strat so gaming sessions don't get interrupted
    NGMI

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post some jaGanker or FRICK OFF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This mother fricker kek. Nearly as bad as Kay's cookin'

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any seafood bros here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brutal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crabs... have a hard life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ that fish crushed the lobster like it was a stryophone cup.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These things eat coral which is harder than your bones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fishy looks so happy! ^_^ gobble gobble
      But if fish eats crab... is fish tasty for human to eat? Does not look like frequently dined on fish species

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn misses puff ate mr krabs dick like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crabs... have a hard life.

      >Millions of years ago
      >Crabs were the dominant entities against fish due to their hard exterior and sharp claws
      >Millions of years later
      >Fish just eat them now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      EUGH

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not eating healthy and going to the gym to get steroid muscular girls

    ngmi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uggo, but i imagine getting your wiener crushed by that ass would feel amazing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my incher would die anon
      there is just no way

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      har de har

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gaming board
    >food thread
    >vape/drug discussion
    >Ganker female coombait
    Uhhhhhhh videogames?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker off-topic threads are ALWAYS better than actual video game discussion.

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats gonna be a yikeserino from me dawg

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i can literally crush you twinks i dont even give a frick about xbox ps4 just hungry as frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Come the frick 'ere little man, Great Maw's 'ungry

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OH NOOOOOOOOLL IS THAT A HECKIN CRINGY VEGGY VEGGERINOOOL IN MY HECKIN BASED MEATY MEATERINOOOOO
    >AHHHHH I AM GOIN INSANE israeliteS Black person Black person homosexual ASSS JESSS ARE TO BLAME israeliteS ARE TO BLAME GAMERS RISE UP GAMERS RISEUP AHHHJ DRUMPF SAVE ME FROM MY GACHA ADDICTION

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      drunk people are sickening
      everyone should be a BASED teetotaler like ME

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        b***h could just go to the toilet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Booze impede your judgement

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I know I drink too. Yet I have never puked on someone else, broken their stuff or taken a leak in someone's floor.
            It's not that hard

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              youve never been blackout drunk then
              b***h in the webm didnt even notice she got splashed by hot piss, she was zonked

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >durr get rickety rickety WRECKED SON
                Just drink a beer you fricking c**t.

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm gonna put my dick in all of those and give them a cream filling.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what an butthole

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >backwards cap
        everytime

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          id read the drivel if i wasnt distracted by the milkers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you NOT look like an awkward sperg in this situation?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Play it off with a nod and "what's good, bro" if possible, but if they immediately start necking each other without acknowledging you there's nothing you can do without looking like a b***h like that guy

    • 2 years ago
      saucy

      ZANGIEF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what an insecure homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chad and Stacey just condemned a dozen innocent American schoolchildren at some point in the future. Lock them up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >innocent
        >American
        But yeah, why is that guy terrified of a clear homosexual anyway? Not a good look.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He wasn't, that was 100% preplanned "embarrass the beta for social media laughs" routine.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Does it work? I'd imagine even tiktok zoomers would laugh at the """chad""" here.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's on TikTok, was that even a real question?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I want to know how it was received by zoomers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're looking at it like
                >chad sees his girl talking to another man and gets insecure enough to do that
                When it's actually
                >guy sends his girl to talk to loser looking guy and waits to swoop in and embarrass him
                The beta may have even been in on the whole thing. 95% of what you see on TikTok is people trying too hard for validation

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to eat 4 hot dogs at once when I was over 300 lbs, you can still change OP.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hamburgers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought for a second the little girl grew up into the woman and he fricked her

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yup
    gaming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >toast the bread
      >eat the meat raw

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I unoricly miss it when ticktok was zoomers dancing and memes instead of Instagram broads clogging the app now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        normalhomosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way going on a date is less effort than getting groceries

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        getting groceries is 20% of the work, cooking and preserving the leftovers is the other 80%
        I would rather go outside than ever EVER eat at home

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What? Just make a good pot/kettel of food and eat that for 2-3 days. There is such a thing called fridge.
          Making that takes only like 30+ minutes depends on what you make though. Also it's cheap.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >What? Just make a good pot/kettel of food and eat that for 2-3 days.
            Absolutely disgusting.
            >Making that takes only like 30+ minutes
            Plus another 30+ for going outside to buy groceries.

            At that point might as well just go outside to a restaurant.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cooking is fun

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cringe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cooking yes, cleaning the mess afterwards no.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Get in the habit of cleaning as you go.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doing the dishes isn't that long. Besides everyone has a dishwasher nowadays. Doing it by hand doesn't take that long anyway.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i know, it's still not fun.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cook better food

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >excuse to dress up and take thirst trap pictures for instagram
        >free food
        >free dick
        >doesn't even have to pretend to be interested
        The only effort she had to put in was driving to the restaurant and probably not even that

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ anon at least melt the cheese on top of the hotdog you sick bastard.
    Aside from that, it's literally me.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you were to eat a person whole how many calories would that be?

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is that bread so short, it's like half the height of regular bread

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you're gonna eat hotdogs while you game, at least go for the local favorite

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God thems some good eats makes me hungry and stomach growl just looking at it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting fat slob

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >liquid shit on a bun

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    step aside, real food incomming.

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to eat a corn dog today, Ganker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      EAT MY CORN DOG ANON

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >games crashes
    >spend a couple hours looking for a fix
    >cant reproduce it
    >"hmm, must have been the wind"
    >crashes again

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We call em trailer snakes.

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who doesn't eat food and primarily juices this thread is fricking disgusting. No wonder Americans are the fattest people on Earthling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YAAAAS you tell 'em power bottom sis!

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    love how offtopic food threads always start with a few posts along the lines of "do americans really" or some deviation of american culture then almost always descend into a monstrosity of bri'ish food and shitposting

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how many calories is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Around 600 or so

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        def over 900

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muh calories
      Holy shit Ganker truly is a bunch of femoids larping as men.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        please get medicated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hot dogs around 600
      >Bread easily 400
      >Cheese around 100
      >Mustard and ketchup basically 0

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is just bullying
      Guy didnt even sperg out or anything, he just went about his day
      Who makes this shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is just bullying
      Guy didnt even sperg out or anything, he just went about his day
      Who makes this shit?

      lol chill it's a joke

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >american "food"

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I eat 3 quarter pound hot dogs as a meal often

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's porridge, golden syrup and some banana

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate reddit memes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Golden syrup
      So corn syrup.

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the father and why was it me?

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    game on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a fricking leaf

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i eat roasted chicken with salt and bread

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >some r*dditor got triggered by food
    holy shit what a pathetic existence.

  123. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any nostalgia gamers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want cheesecake snacks. Where do I get cheesecake snacks?

  124. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when he's not a dog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >When she's female (female)
      >Shakes head
      >Leaves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dyed blonde

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            post more
            women hate thread

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Toll has no doubt been paid, processed, shipped, checked and collected

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                tollstatus on this one ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                PAID

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >mid life crisis is just women realizing they aren't real people
          Heh.

  125. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best flavour of chips comin through

  126. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the Black folk can keep that one, thanks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could tell by the second pic, looks like a different person

  127. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The hot dog should be built equal parts Sour, Sweet, and Savory. I call it the SSS rule.
    Sour can be done with the mustard of your choice, yellow is fine. Or Saurkraut.
    Sweet can be done with many many things. I prefer a honey mustard or a sweet relish. My favorite is that nuclear green "Chicago style" relish.
    Savory can often already be in the hot dog. If you're eating something nice like a Bratwurst or other spiced up sausage. But if you're not that fancy I just do diced yellow onion. Steamed or simmered. Or uncooked if you're in a hurry.

  128. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  129. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ahhh, pure cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dont think its cope
        they seem happuy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it's going to last that long to be honest

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Statistically unlikely.
          What's more telling is the fact that they've gone out of their way to tell strangers they're "happy". Happy people don't do that.

  130. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bro sap is HEALTHY, not sugar, okay? It comes from TREES
    next stop: saying you were just pretending to be moronic once you release that you are, in fact, moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is. Stop eating legally "safe" chemicals.

  131. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mutts are fricking malding ITT

  132. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello I am European
    No, I do not know what syrup is
    LOL

  133. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    must have struck a nerve hahahahaha

  134. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Behold: Science beyond the comprehension of Europeans LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That sugar is healthy, unlike your fricking corn syrup and aspartame.

      No one is talking about twinkies you moron. Stop seething so much, damn.

      I'll reply as much as I can.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YuroBlack person, you didn't even know sap is sugar. You sure as SHIT aren't going to understand this HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sucrose is LE BAD
      Are you moronic? There are different types of sugar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        explain the difference in how the body breaks down, uses, and stores HFCS 55, maple syrup, and table sugar.
        We'll wait.

  135. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  136. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women so much it's unreal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mid life crisis is just women realizing they aren't real people
      Heh.

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