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Ruggerall thread.
do americans really?
Not American but when I have 0 time to cook, throwing hot dogs in a boiling pot or an air fryer and slapping it on some bread with condiments is super easy and quick filling
Ok just stop.
Slice your hot dog 2/3 the way, lay them flat, then pan fry them.
Takes just as much time, tastes 100x better, and you won't look like a Black person you Black person.
>get a fricking pan out bro
Nope
>he doesn't have a pan out all the time
americans are really cooklets
you call that bread? lmfao
>0 time to cook
>Playing games
Kys
>boiling pot
>air fryer
frick washing that stuff. Just put it on a plate and microwave for 30 seconds.
poverty dogs are international you extra Black person
america is the only western country with poverty. all other countries take care of their citizens. theyre not impoverished
do you have any idea how wrong you are on so many levels?
its true. in other western countries, you get cancer, you get treated no cost.
in america, you get a cold, you declare bankruptcy
Nah, you'll die of cancer before you could ever get an appointment to have your butthole searched.
>no cost
>taxed to hell and back
>absurdly long wait times because "it's free"
No you're not supposed to know more than the headline.
>taxes still cheaper because your government doesn't have to send billions to Israel
55% of every paycheck goes straight to the government
lol no you wait months before you can even start threatment and it will not be top one either... Fricks what the hell you even know about Europe that is not from plebit? Our healthcare fricking sucks
>america is the only western country with poverty.
I love the shit you Black folk will make up to try and prove a point holy shit lmao.
imagine how many brains would explode if non-Americans weren't allowed to obsess about American life and actually focus on their own issues
how fricking out of touch can you be holy shit
Not with that glowing mustard, French’s iirc.
why do murikans call sausage "dogs"?
always found it weird
Sausage and hotdogs are different in contents, flavors, price and seasoning.
Well there are dozens of different sausages in france we still call them sausages
amerikkkans have only two, so it makes sense for them to separate them
We have bratwurst and kielbasa, we just didn’t invent it. Why wouldn’t we import more food?
A hot dog is a Vienna Sausage. As for the name, it's probably some Coney Island shit
Because hotdogs aren't sausage.
Hot dogs have an incredibly fine grind to disguise the (lack of) quality of the meat. The only spice is salt. Sausages are more elaborate and tastier, but not dogs are extremely cheap and come pre cooked, so you don't even have to cook them if you're extremely lazy
You prefer the bugs don't you
You did this on purpose to piss us off you Black person.
Not even in my most pathetic days of when I started living alone I had such sad meals
>Black person Showdown
American cuisine
hot dogs on bread is an aussie thing
I want to put my hot dog inside your mum's buns
Hot dogs on bread is from anywhere where you ran out of hot dog buns, it's no one's first choice
buns are bread dumbassses
meanwhile bongs put a slice of bread between two slices of bread and call it a sandwich lmao
Whatever else you might say, it is inarguably a sandwich
>British cuisine
guro threads, chink rekt webms and those gifs of dogs getting flayed alive are nothing compared to this disgusting shit holy frick i need eye bleach
I second that, who the frick just eats untoasted bread with such a sad slice of cheese
I know this is American because an Aussie would put Vegemite on those dogs
There's other countries besides those 2.
You realize that bugs are not only healthier for you than whatever mystery meat you have on those slices of nothing no nutrients, but they're cheaper as well.
>NOOOO DON'T CONSUME FLESH OF ANIMAL, CONSUME OTHER ANIMAL I CAN FEEL LESS GUILTY ABOUT BECAUSE IT DOESNT HAVE A CUTE FACE
shut up loser
if I'm in a hurry I just get some fries and this chicken steak and put them on an airfryer and maybe put some sauce on top
I-is that a h-ho-h-hotdog?!!? OH MY GOD I'M GOING INSAAAANE!!
Man at least slice a tomato or cucumber or something. Or slash them in half so at least they look adequate. Wtf is this
the bread is too thick and also the hot dogs are on the wrong way round. if you a real homie then you know
>princess tinned hotdogs
>rolled up in a slice of white bread
>red sauce
>chips on the side
toast the bread
slice the dog down the middle
fry the dog
mustard only
too middle class
>mfw waiting for my gamer meal to heat up
So true
>cut up hot dogs in to slices
>put in small frying pan
>Stir 2 eggs
>mix it in with hot dog slices and cheese without stirring
>fry until slightly golden
>remove eggs and hot dog slices from pan
>put it between two pieces of bread
>lightly butter pan
>fry egg and hotdog sandwich
>add mustard, light mayo, tomatoe, avocado
Delicious breakfast sandwich
That looks fricking delicious
Hot dogs are filled with nitrates. Enjoy your stomach ulcers
White people "cooking" be looking like this
I tried recreating op's hot dog but added in slight effort.
Let's see /v's hot dogs.
Had this a couple of weeks ago, was ok
Why the frick do you fotograph your food? Are you woman or something?
I share pics with a friend of mine and yes I like taking pics of random shit, I don't even have a social media, I simply have a dogshit memory and have fun seeing pics I took I don't even remember anymore
>K*tchup on hot dogs
subhuman
>not putting ketchup on hotdogs
frothing mongoloid
putting the devils red sauce on hotdogs is a sin and for children not to mention some states will beat the shit out of you for simply asking
guess I know which pleb states to avoid visiting then
I don't make the rules
>city of chicago trying to school anyone on good taste
lol.
lmao even.
>go to the oldest burger place in America
>see this
damn what did ketchup do, mass rape?
Autists can’t into savory and sweet and they have an autistic fit.
Apparently some chefs get offended if you ask for ketchup because it’s like you’re saying their food isn’t good enough
American ketchup is basically just sugar
Heinz already is sweet, I cannot imagine how sweet it is with corn syrup.
You know they make different kinds of ketchup here right
Same as the European version.
hfcs is sugar, sugar can be anything, does it says cane? does it have less carbs?
I don't see how this means anything unless we see the sugar content by volume
I can't understand the real oldgays getting offended at ketchup but being so nit-picky you don't accept ketchup on hotdogs but any other condiment is fine is just moronic.
I can understand*
i stopped eating ketchup for a long time when i moved out of country, and coming back whenever i eat it it makes me really phlegmy like there's too much sugar
Odd side discussion: I, too, get that phlegmy feeling when something is overly sweet. Notably like a Gatorade or other soda sugar drink. Any anon describe what is going on here pshyiologically?
Sugar is abrasive, probably irritating your mucous membranes
food elitist/snobs are always ousted as hypocritical morons
need captions on
>tldw they all downplay fast food but when served it fancy they believed it to be the best despite it being the same food they dissed
I work in a lab and part of my job is to taste the flavorings etc that go into foods, tasting is a real skill you can learn but it’s mostly picking out chemicals that are over or under added or missing or contamination etc tasting the “quality” is bullshit
anti-ketchup people are cultists that think it's more mature to not use ketchup because of some movie they were influenced by in their adolescence
it's a fricking sauce, the recipe was made as a complex flavor, if you can't identify the complexity and where it's used appropriately it's because you have a basic b***h flavor palette
i realize this is a foreign concept for chicongo "people" but some of us want to eat a hot dog not a goyslop salad that has half the toppings fall off after a single bite
>ketchup, aka a sugary processed faux-tomato sauce laden with corn syrup, isn't goyslop
>but healthy vegetables and non-processed condiments are bad for you
>>but healthy vegetables and non-processed condiments are bad for you
they are good, but fresh tomatoes belong on a salad and not on a frickin hot dog. tomatoes are mostly water so you end up with waterly warm goyslop slices on your hotdog wich is fricking nasty.
>tomatoes don’t belong on a hotdog
Get fricked Coney-let.
enjoy your watery anomaly
good thing i don't. i prefer bratwurst.
>crisp tomatoes can’t exist
>I let my food get soggy
You’re a big b***h dude.
>Tomato slices lightly grilled with a pinch of salt
unless you dehydrate your tomatoes they keep being watery as that's what they mostly are, fricking water. no wonder you imbeciles can't cook.
Do you worry about condiments and hotdog juice making your hun soggy or do you just eat it and not be a gay?
no because unlike tomatoes they aren't mostly water, again i am not here to teach your imbecile ass how to cook so keep enjoying your soaked anomaly gay.
>soaked
A SLICE OF TOMATO DOESNT JUST MATERIALIZE WATER OUT OF THIN AIR YOU MIDWIT Black person
Go to a Coney Island and stop talking to me.
American tomatoes are literally nothing but water. Flavorless garbage.
If you cared about avoiding goyslop, you wouldn't even be eating a hotdog, unless you really do enjoy the taste of processed hog anuses and scraps found in the dumpster of your nearest McSlaughterhouse.
People who eat hotdogs dont take the time to realize it's pig scrap (including pig buttholes and shit)
An anus isn't a cut of meat you fricking idiot. The actual butthole is just skin.
>he doesn't eat Nathan's or actual israelite food Hebrew International
LOL
there is nothing more pathetic than being an elitist over ketchup on fricking hot dogs and fries. that shit is litteraly made for these kinds of food you dumb troony. also
>tomatoe slices on hot dog
fricking nasty.
>Let me guess you "NEED" more?!
I can forgive the cheap wiener.
I can overlook the sad slice of bread.
I can understand the bread not even being slightly toasted.
I can see the sauces in the bread instead of the wiener as something silly to do.
But it's the fricking cheese that kills me.
do americans really?
Yeah, its gaming time
h-how did you get the straw in the can like that?
cans made since 2014 allow for straws to be inserted pretty easily like that
IN WHAT FUKKIN COUNTRY
Of course you're too simple to make real food if that's the game you play.
>see hotdog
>suddenly grow uncontrollably mad
I'm confused.
how about dessert bro?
>tfw everything reminds me of her
lel
Looks delicious
>My GF tomorrow when I'm done forcing her full of icing sugar
Cheese does not go with hotdogs
yes it does wtf are you on about
Do you have to be reminded of chilli cheese??!!
>cheese does not go with hotdogs
???????
not with traditional hotdogs that have mustard or cabbage on them, putting cheese on those is just vile. Non traditional hotdogs may go well with cheese.
>five types of processed goyslop mashed together
Yikes!
>curry sauce on traditional sausage and fries
this island is just an insane asylum
>The absolute state of br*tish "food"
I'm going to hurl, I'd rather have processed goyslop or eat the bugs than anything that comes from that country.
fricking delish
*nglo scum
This one actually looks ok.
Bongs can piss of with this garbage tho
scran
fricking americans
it looks horrible but it would taste good.
Currywurst is great and that look delicious, not even a bong
Looks good to my german brain.
Honestly compared to the other Ingerland football stadium food that has been posted, it looks alright. I still remember the fries with cheese sauce when the cheese sauce was a fricking unmelted slice of cheddar for something like 4£
>undercooked eggs with a shit ton of crap on the side
Was Gordon genuinely moronic here? Why did nobody call him out on those shitty eggs?
here's your (you), you earned it.
>undercooked eggs are good if they're made by celebrity
No frick off. Why would I want those baby tomatoes on a vine too?
>undercooked eggs
Ketchup and scrambled eggs eater detected
Well friend, he a world class chef with restaurants span across the globe. What do we know about foods?
>celebrity can never be wrong anon
have a nice day.
not that anon but i was just joking dont be mad please
i'll stick with my scrambled omelette with bacon and buttered toast thank you very much
gross looking
Gotta love those reaction shots. It's like a character select screen for all the stereotypes.
do they al think they are in a Hollywood movie or something, jezus americans are so cringe
Ah yes, vomit on a shingle
God I fricking love Chili dogs, you guys have no idea
My favourite fricking treat to have on a cool comfy night, so delicious and filling
Back in the day I used to pile my toppings on too high thinking that made it better
As an adult Ive come to realize sometimes less is more. a good balance of all the toppings is key to a tasty chili dog
God I fricking love me some chili dogs
WTF I love British food now.
Patrician taste.
'luv ploughin
'luv me lunch
simple as
>no artifical sweeteners
>no preservatives
>no seed oil
what do you think wheat is
>marketed by Cheese Bureau
~~*Big Cheese*~~ strikes again
replace the onion with some jam and you got yourself a solid combo
based im bloatmaxxing rn im on this diet and i can feel my test going up also i stopped falling for the shower israelite to retain natural oils also the outer layer of testoscerone generated and eradicated by modern goysoaps and more girls are talking to me ive noticed it might be the pheremones in my smell i think
this homie stinks
mom always told me boys supposed to have lots of smell my dad was the same and he was like a hero. i bet your test is low as shit and no girls talk to you
shut up stinky
dont talk to me
actual smash brothers family
>outer layer of testoscerone
Bro?
Looks like we got ourselves some posh souferners itt
frick man why not just butter and salt a single slice of bread like normal poor person would
Texture difference, and it melts the butter
I can't eat raw onion, it's literally burning my throat and gives me a heartburn. What do?
You might be allergic my dude
Doctor's say: Don't eat it.
>carbs with carbs with carbs
hhmmm yummy
>Hotdog with ketchup and mustard
Based
>White bread instead of hotdog buns
Whatever
>""""Cheese""""
Frick off back to your swamp
Ganker - videogames
Ready to do some hardcore gaming.
Is that.. Another hotdog?! I'm so unreasonably mad right now.
its a hotdog inside a twinkie topped with EZ cheese
I'd rather eat that than undercooked eggs.
it's a twinkie split in half with a ball park frank cut in half and canned easy cheese
Babish said it was delicious but it really wasn't that good; the sweetness of the twinkie just overpowered every other flavor
this anon gets it
I hate the sweet + savory combination when it's overdone in moronic ways. Obviously there are delicious ways when done correctly but
>hot dog with twinkie
>hamburger with donut
>pancake with sausage
All needs to stop. If you eat this shit you have no taste and simply desire clogged arteries at an early age
Pancake and sausage is pretty good though. The pork sausage US MRE (military ration) comes with a little pancake and syrup packet and eating the sausage patty together with the pancake is fricking amazing
....outside of that though yeah I haven't seen it done too well
>fake cheeze shit and WAY too much of it
>no crispy texture visible at all on the hotdog
>ok bread looks hawaiian sweet/potato
Wait actually... is that a twinkie split open? Or just mayo? Confused now
Weird Al would be proud.
>
Kino
ludo
>no milk to dunk
2/10 at least you tried
>eating pizza with a knife and fork
do bongs REALLY?
I do and i put salted butter on it. Im a leaf
It burns my hands 🙁
I'm south american and I use utensils to eat pizza.
I'm not a gross ameriturd, I don't want my hands to get dirty.
Yeah, I bet you use utensils for your fried chicken to ya homosexual.
>ewwwie, my hands are dirty. Napkins? Water and soap? Nah
>bro like, wash your hands and go buy some more napkins
How about I just eat like a normal human being and use a fork and knife?
>normal
Yeah like any food you normally eat with your hands. Sounds like you slice your banana.
Good catch. I do in fact, apples too.
Why do you bother?
I add syrup to my bananas. So I slice the banana on a plate, shower it with syrup, grab a fork and eat it.
Apples, I just eat them with a knife, I slice a piece of the apple and eat it, then again, and so on.
Try being civilized for once in your life.
>I add syrup to my bananas.
>civilized
I add ice cream sometimes, too.
Look, I have no issue with all that, just don't lecture other people about civility while you "improve" a perfectly good health snack that comes packaged by nature to store and conveniently eat on the go.
>modern bananas
>health snack
Probably has more sugar that a chocolate bar
>sugar
Just exercise. All fruit is full of sugar dummies. It's manageable if you don't cover it in syrup too.
Don't eat fruit. Don't eat grease. Don't eat canned or frozen foods. More importantly, DON'T EAT SO FRICKING MUCH
Shut the frick up lmao. Just eat and exercise, literally that easy.
>and exercise
You shouldn't have to be reminded to use your fricking legs, anon. If you're some cretin hooked to his phone in bed all day, you shouldn't ever be thinking about a full meal.
>I eat like a barbarian
You will never be civilized.
>banana
>health snack
I hate the fda.
>syrup my banana
>be civilized
stop
You're loss.
>I'm not fat, I'm healthy!
>I slather sugar all over my sugary fruit
LOL
find me 3 dudebros that got fat for drinking syrup
They probably think you're referring to american "syrup".
all syrup is liquid sugar you fricking moron
educate yourself
https://www.chelseagreen.com/2018/pass-walnut-syrup/
>https://www.chelseagreen.com/2018/pass-walnut-syrup/
HOLY SHIT you are fricking moronic
HAHAHA EUROPE YOU ARE ALL FRICKING STUPID AS SHIT LMAO
You're a mutt.
>it's healthy because it comes from a tree!
Europeans.....LOL
Bro
It's sap. Sugar.
You're just being moronic on purpose now
pssstttt bro, what do walnut trees use sap for? Protip: it's sugar you fricking idiot
stop samegayging
Seething anons final cope for being an idiot, kek
>you don't understand yuros, the lysol adds to taste
Eat a natural fricking meal.
>natural
You first. I'll remind you this started partially because I eat bananas without adding fricking syrup lmao.
Banana with some syrup is way more safe than your shitty fricking twinkies.
I'm not walking the yard to carnegie. I'll prep for a fricking glass of water if I feel like it.
No one is talking about twinkies you moron. Stop seething so much, damn.
Maple is healthier than your fricking overprocessed corn slop.
>moron literally has no idea what the chemical makeup of maple syrup is
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Corn syrup is worse. Be disingenuous somewhere else, mutt.
>Corn syrup is worse
it's chemically the same. Your body breaks it down the same.
It's all awful for you in excess you moronic European shiteater. GodDAMN all those Muslims moving in really did a number on your education system lmao
>eats more sugar on top of something that is already sweet
dude i also used to put sugar on top of my sliced banana but i was 10
Literally what's wrong with just eat a banana, dude.
Save the prep for dinner.
I don't get why people are so intent on making little chores out of everything.
Peel it, eat it.
That just sounds like unnecessary work. I still forage berries for pies by hand and eat them too
Wet walnuts on bananas is indeed god tier, regular syrup sounds kinda sus
I put apples on a cutting board and smash them with fists into a fine paste. Then I slide the paste into my mouth from the board, seeds and all.
I do the same but I add honey instead of syrup. When I haven't been eating much I trade honey for a little bit of condensed milk + cinnamon.
Haven't eaten a banana in months now since I'm allergic to them
>he eats his banana like a little gibbon
>he eats glowie fake food at all
This post is extremely confused.
Your post glows.
i still would have a slice or 2
That's a good lookin' 'zah
YES IT'S THAT THING I CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT
There's no reason to make the patty that thick. You have to make it WIDE
What have ye fallen wrought?
>TFW Scouser
>All our chippies are Chinese
>Scran mad chinese food
>Frickin massive chop suey rolls for days
>Probably cats but who's arsed
>Mancs have to eat frickin
FeelsSoundLa
>built expensive gaming rig just to play as Black person on an ~~*game as service*~~ game
Peak mutt
>console gay thinks he’s not the Black person
LMAO
>brings up consoles out of nowhere
Holy cope, grasping at straws. That's the only thing you could come up with?
>think building a pc is anymore expensive than any other alternative
Yes, I will play San Andreas.
British cuisine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scraps_(batter)
>Scraps or batter bits are pieces of deep-fried batter left over in the fryer as a by-product of frying fish, and are served as an accompaniment to chips. They are traditionally served free of charge with chips by some fish and chip shops in the United Kingdom
I've read Brits go out in tuxedos and ball-gowns to dine on these.
>Go to Greece on holiday
>Greek Salads every day
>Freshly caught fish with salad, home made olive oil and Tzatziki and olives and fetta
>Home made sausages, butterbeans, more.
>Never eaten so fricking well
>Get back home
>Greeted with the likes of
But are gyros from Greece actually good?
Yes. They're not over-stuffed like gyros you'd get in the UK or US, they're not intended as a main meal, more of a snack or a light lunch.
where my chichabros at?!
mm churros
Idk criteria for chica, but pic is the 1% of chica in the best way. Fried pork belly doused in seasoning? Gawd dawlg i don't like overindulging in pork, but no doubt that tastes like heaven. That store-bought skinshit can rot in hell
>literally just steak fries with two cold slices of cheese on top
>some frozen fries, a couple of cheese slices, and some salt
That'll be 3$ plus tax goy.
You from 20 years ago or something? That's $8 minimum.
You from the 14th century or something? Can't read the price on the bottom right?
Other than the bread, that looks great. I prefer hot dog buns with my dogs
I've got to build a folder with shit like this from around the world for when third worlders start saying MUH AMERICANS
>brit food
>carbs with carbs and carbs on top
shit's nasty
and they wonder why their obesity problem is close to Americas
No one, I would just a good ol donut, bread with sugar.
Okay, now time to post some real sausages. Not that american shit.
Why is every murika poster a literal moron. Hot dogs only exist in America. Sausages don't exist in america. Brilliant any more wisdom you'd like to impart Bruno?
I don't really eat hotdogs anymore but when I do its that real shit. where my costco homies at
Man... when I found out that Costco food courts vary by location my mind was blown.
>Some have touchscreen order menus to drastically reduce wait times/lines
>Some offer quality coffee blended drinks
>Some offer quality hamburgers w/ all the traditional fixings
And a few other notable differences in offerings. I cannot STAND any Costco food court without the touchscreen self-ordering though. The wait in line is unbearable once you've experienced zero wait
Costco Pizza in bongistan is frickin great. Dunno what it's like in the states but it's good here. People go just for the pizza and ice cream
Yeah the pizza and dogs are the basic go-to for anyone at Costco food courts. Cheap, done well, fast, hot
Why are Costco dogs so fricking good?
damn looks delicious
Mmmm.. completos.
Looks like a mess
Guacamole sucks
It's mashed avocado not guacamole.
based, and since we're talking about things that suck i also hate bacon
People act like bacon is god's gift to man for some reason. Can't remember the last time I ate it plain.
Yeah why the frick was everyone so obsessed with bacon in the mid 2000s
Sprinkles suck so I guess any of those pink ones with whatever crumbs/crystals are thrown on
>shit taste in videogames
>shit taste in food
yep, it's Ganker time.
> 3* and 4*
OP you have no idea how much I envy you.
My friends and I have been stuck in 5* and sometimes 6* hell for over a year now and every match is just torture. It's all terrible, nothing is fun. We keep trying to tank our MMR but it just won't go down and then we play one decent round and back up we go.
I truly, really, envy the 3* and 4* players who get to play a fun cowboy shooting game
Everyone talking about his food and not how this shitter has 1000hrs and still 4 star MMR.
His trash friend is even worse with 3 star MMR, same level as new player.
I got 4 star MMR even before I got level 100 and this guy has been at same elo even after 1k hours.
I get you're new since you bought the game after skill-based was implemented, but you should know by now how easily you can jump from 4 to 5 star and vice versa. Getting lower to help a newfriend is as easy as spending 20 min killing yourself in Quick Play.
Personally, I prefer 4 star, especially when I started getting thrown in as the 5 star weak link in 6 star lobbies. Bunch of no fun bushBlack folk, those guys are.
This upsets and confuses the American
>eating party appetizers for a meal Is healfy!
Not everyone is fat. Although I do like a slice of cheese cake every once in a while
clean your desk
But that’s where I keep my stuff
heinz beanz is too sweet
Do Americans really?
That poster is clearly british judging by the products.
Non-anglos could never understand such beauty
I kneel
as opposed to hot dogs on white bread with "american "cheese"" and tomato sugar
>cold meat cold cheese and toast
YIKES
Why do people think they're cool for eating deconstructed sandwiches
Holy based
patrician food right here
listen, i'm not gonna shame poor people, but at least cook the hot dogs or something
i was really shocked when i went to japan how many street vendors sell fricking hot dogs
hot dogs on pizza, hot dogs in omelettes, hot dogs in everything what the frick japan i hate hot dogs
>japanese hotdog
>infinite food glitch
stopped gorging and actually losing weight. If I get hungry I just have a vape and I am good.
can't. they banned most flavored vap stuff in bugerland
not in my state
Not in MI 😉
>disposables
fricking moronic zoomer
Ok boomer have fun sucking on your uncool, thick robot dick. Me and Stacey are going out to a house party and everyone is puffing on disposables
>implying modern pods are any bigger than those
>implying you have ever talking to a girl
>implying you're going to a party
LOL x 3
Go film some sick cloud tricks for Insta boomer
(Protip: it just looks like cum is reverse gushing out of your neckbearded mouth)
>implying pods 'blow fat clouds'
>being this mad over being an underaged idiot who can't refill a pod
LOL
DO ZOOMERS REALLY
What's in this? THC?
nicotine salt. it hits harder than smoking tobacco.
nicotine but they do make THC ones apparently.
for me it's delta 8
You FRICK ASS b***h MOTHERFRICKER!
We do things right down here in Texas.
a little too big to be confortable to eat , but looks tasty
What do you mean, too big? It's average at best.
I just don't really like chilli on my dogs much, but the onions are kino.
I like a TJ dog myself
-pico de gallo
-mayo
-Tapitio
-bacon
-more onion because pico de gallo doesn't have enough
looks good but too much onions and could use some crunch like crushed up fritos
>too much onions
No such fricking thing
if you're gonna go overboard on the onions at least add some heterogeneity to it
>carrying handles
Holy shit.
yup it's gaming time
Why does American cheese look artificial like it’s made from plastic?
That’s not how cheese look in eu
because you're a fricking idiot is why
european cheese is actual cheese unlike american cheese, though american cheese works very good for specific stuff like burgers.
I love food too much to quit and this thread is making me hungry
t. morbildy OBese
I don't think you're supposed to quit food. Just eat less of it.
but then I get bored and end up binge eating
That is fricking miserable
El gaming time
based and taco-pilled
I put hot dogs on bread all the time lel
Cheers
Alright fellow bongs, what do you have on your roast dinners? This is a very important subject.
Normal Roast:
>Meat: Beef/Pork/Chicken
>Roast potatoes (cooked in the fat of the meat)
>Carrot and Turnip mashed
>Sprouts
>Cauliflower or Cabbage
>Sage, onion and pork stuffing
>Gravy
>Yorkshire puddings (optional)
Christmas:
>Same as above but Turkey
>Cranberry sauce
>PIGS IN BLANKETS *most important*
Any sick bastards who have mashed potatoes or lettuce or something get the rope
for me its a nice Treat
Vapes are just a really shit version of Shishas.
>t. Shisha enjoyer
Saddest meal I've ever seen, please get some self respect
t. homeless dinner volunteer
miss getting garbage plates when gaming with the guys in college
Jesus Christ what the FRICK is that
Looks like mac and cheese, the hashbrowns and burgers on the left, and tater tots and meatloaf(?) On the right, bother covered in ground beef gravy.
Could use something fresh and something to add a zing, but otherwise looks pretty tasty.
my man someone took a doo doo in your to go box
does anybody want to talk about hunt showdown
Thats one of the lousiest fricking food I've ever seen
Now thisis cheese, mericans caunt even handle et!
can some bri'ish people explain to me why the cheese is not melted?
It's literal plastic. Anyone telling you bongs still eat good cheese are liars.
The OPs is, the the one in the pic was actual cheddar, you can tell by the texture.
Not british, but I would assume the food is supposed to be hot when they put the cheese on, then when they close it up it steams the cheese to melt.
There's pictures of these mongs holding their plates after getting served and it's still a solid fricking hunk of pure yellow. Quit defending this degenerate cuisine.
I'm not defending it, I'm providing an potentially reasonable explanation for why the cheese isn't melted. But yeah, maybe they just like unmelted cheese, I dunno.
Maybe it's garbage food. The equivalent of a processed frank on a slice of plain white bread.
For me? Sauerkraut and mustard.
Is that white shit mayo?
Also not enough
>Is that white shit mayo?
Yeah, and it actually works really well. Give it a try
Too much
>bread
>mustard
>mayo (should be NONE)
>a touch too much onion
Not enough dog. Meats should NEVER be shorter/smaller than the bread surface. Also pretzel buns or w/e fricking suck
>mayo
Its hopefully sour cream
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
Tijuana mogging c**ts out here
Im from georgia and Ive never seen that absolute fricking sloppa on this picture
Looks delish though, would try
The other Georgia, anon.
>Prawn Salad
Sven, mind explaining yourself?
>he's not a supreme sveydish glizzy gobbler
608828384
>2 huge slices of a big tomatoe on a small hot dog
>b-but it's not an entire tomatoe
not even worth a (you)
mine S+ tier isn't here anyway.
nvm it is, i'll take the danish
I'm a simple man, the michigan coney's mustard and chili is more than enough for me. Cheese is too much.
>call the real coney a "michigan"
>call the skyline abomination covered in cold shredded cheese "coney"
Whoever made this deserves to be publicly flogged.
that korea one sounds like a game changer
For me it's
>Michigan
>France
>Amsterdan
Also what the frick are you doing swedes
Its good, I promise
between coney (2012) and the begel dog if done right ie, auntie anne's
The frick is banana ketchup?
sorry nerd muscular girls only like men who eat healthy
The things I eat are healthy, y'know, actual foods, I just eat too much of them.
what's the thing in the middle that looks like a turd? a sausage or something?
>No black pudding
>Chips
>Bacon isn't crispy
>Weird looking sausage
6/10 at BEST
>image of way too much food, american
>"LOL amerifats"
>image of way too much food, bong edition
>"BASED full english!"
explain this
That's not a full English.
Full English has
>Beans
>Bacon
>Sausage
>Mushrooms
>Black Pudding
>Toast
>Fried egg(s)
>Grilled tomato
That's a brunch
Why are you eating a little turd?
Probably not hungry enough to eat a big one.
>Overcooked eggs
>Mushrooms
>Half a tomato
>The bacon isn't crispy
>Half a sausage
The chips looks pretty great, though.
>He hadn't mastered this strat so gaming sessions don't get interrupted
NGMI
post some jaGanker or FRICK OFF
This mother fricker kek. Nearly as bad as Kay's cookin'
Any seafood bros here?
brutal
Crabs... have a hard life.
jesus christ that fish crushed the lobster like it was a stryophone cup.
These things eat coral which is harder than your bones.
Fishy looks so happy! ^_^ gobble gobble
But if fish eats crab... is fish tasty for human to eat? Does not look like frequently dined on fish species
damn misses puff ate mr krabs dick like that
>Millions of years ago
>Crabs were the dominant entities against fish due to their hard exterior and sharp claws
>Millions of years later
>Fish just eat them now
Literally me
EUGH
>not eating healthy and going to the gym to get steroid muscular girls
ngmi
uggo, but i imagine getting your wiener crushed by that ass would feel amazing
my incher would die anon
there is just no way
har de har
>gaming board
>food thread
>vape/drug discussion
>Ganker female coombait
Uhhhhhhh videogames?
Ganker off-topic threads are ALWAYS better than actual video game discussion.
thats gonna be a yikeserino from me dawg
i can literally crush you twinks i dont even give a frick about xbox ps4 just hungry as frick
Come the frick 'ere little man, Great Maw's 'ungry
>OH NOOOOOOOOLL IS THAT A HECKIN CRINGY VEGGY VEGGERINOOOL IN MY HECKIN BASED MEATY MEATERINOOOOO
>AHHHHH I AM GOIN INSANE israeliteS Black person Black person homosexual ASSS JESSS ARE TO BLAME israeliteS ARE TO BLAME GAMERS RISE UP GAMERS RISEUP AHHHJ DRUMPF SAVE ME FROM MY GACHA ADDICTION
drunk people are sickening
everyone should be a BASED teetotaler like ME
b***h could just go to the toilet.
Booze impede your judgement
I know I drink too. Yet I have never puked on someone else, broken their stuff or taken a leak in someone's floor.
It's not that hard
youve never been blackout drunk then
b***h in the webm didnt even notice she got splashed by hot piss, she was zonked
>durr get rickety rickety WRECKED SON
Just drink a beer you fricking c**t.
I'm gonna put my dick in all of those and give them a cream filling.
what an butthole
>backwards cap
everytime
id read the drivel if i wasnt distracted by the milkers
How do you NOT look like an awkward sperg in this situation?
Play it off with a nod and "what's good, bro" if possible, but if they immediately start necking each other without acknowledging you there's nothing you can do without looking like a b***h like that guy
ZANGIEF
what an insecure homosexual
Chad and Stacey just condemned a dozen innocent American schoolchildren at some point in the future. Lock them up.
>innocent
>American
But yeah, why is that guy terrified of a clear homosexual anyway? Not a good look.
He wasn't, that was 100% preplanned "embarrass the beta for social media laughs" routine.
Does it work? I'd imagine even tiktok zoomers would laugh at the """chad""" here.
It's on TikTok, was that even a real question?
Yeah, I want to know how it was received by zoomers.
You're looking at it like
>chad sees his girl talking to another man and gets insecure enough to do that
When it's actually
>guy sends his girl to talk to loser looking guy and waits to swoop in and embarrass him
The beta may have even been in on the whole thing. 95% of what you see on TikTok is people trying too hard for validation
I used to eat 4 hot dogs at once when I was over 300 lbs, you can still change OP.
>hamburgers?
I thought for a second the little girl grew up into the woman and he fricked her
yup
gaming
>toast the bread
>eat the meat raw
I unoricly miss it when ticktok was zoomers dancing and memes instead of Instagram broads clogging the app now
normalhomosexual
There's no way going on a date is less effort than getting groceries
getting groceries is 20% of the work, cooking and preserving the leftovers is the other 80%
I would rather go outside than ever EVER eat at home
What? Just make a good pot/kettel of food and eat that for 2-3 days. There is such a thing called fridge.
Making that takes only like 30+ minutes depends on what you make though. Also it's cheap.
>What? Just make a good pot/kettel of food and eat that for 2-3 days.
Absolutely disgusting.
>Making that takes only like 30+ minutes
Plus another 30+ for going outside to buy groceries.
At that point might as well just go outside to a restaurant.
Cooking is fun
cringe
cooking yes, cleaning the mess afterwards no.
Get in the habit of cleaning as you go.
Doing the dishes isn't that long. Besides everyone has a dishwasher nowadays. Doing it by hand doesn't take that long anyway.
i know, it's still not fun.
Cook better food
>excuse to dress up and take thirst trap pictures for instagram
>free food
>free dick
>doesn't even have to pretend to be interested
The only effort she had to put in was driving to the restaurant and probably not even that
Jesus christ anon at least melt the cheese on top of the hotdog you sick bastard.
Aside from that, it's literally me.
if you were to eat a person whole how many calories would that be?
why is that bread so short, it's like half the height of regular bread
If you're gonna eat hotdogs while you game, at least go for the local favorite
God thems some good eats makes me hungry and stomach growl just looking at it
disgusting fat slob
it's time
>liquid shit on a bun
step aside, real food incomming.
I'm going to eat a corn dog today, Ganker
EAT MY CORN DOG ANON
>games crashes
>spend a couple hours looking for a fix
>cant reproduce it
>"hmm, must have been the wind"
>crashes again
We call em trailer snakes.
As someone who doesn't eat food and primarily juices this thread is fricking disgusting. No wonder Americans are the fattest people on Earthling
YAAAAS you tell 'em power bottom sis!
love how offtopic food threads always start with a few posts along the lines of "do americans really" or some deviation of american culture then almost always descend into a monstrosity of bri'ish food and shitposting
how many calories is this?
Around 600 or so
def over 900
>muh calories
Holy shit Ganker truly is a bunch of femoids larping as men.
please get medicated
>Hot dogs around 600
>Bread easily 400
>Cheese around 100
>Mustard and ketchup basically 0
This is just bullying
Guy didnt even sperg out or anything, he just went about his day
Who makes this shit?
lol chill it's a joke
>american "food"
I eat 3 quarter pound hot dogs as a meal often
For me it's porridge, golden syrup and some banana
I hate reddit memes.
>Golden syrup
So corn syrup.
Who was the father and why was it me?
game on
>a fricking leaf
i eat roasted chicken with salt and bread
>some r*dditor got triggered by food
holy shit what a pathetic existence.
any nostalgia gamers?
I want cheesecake snacks. Where do I get cheesecake snacks?
>when he's not a dog
>When she's female (female)
>Shakes head
>Leaves
>dyed blonde
post more
women hate thread
Toll has no doubt been paid, processed, shipped, checked and collected
tollstatus on this one ?
PAID
>mid life crisis is just women realizing they aren't real people
Heh.
best flavour of chips comin through
Yeah the Black folk can keep that one, thanks.
You could tell by the second pic, looks like a different person
The hot dog should be built equal parts Sour, Sweet, and Savory. I call it the SSS rule.
Sour can be done with the mustard of your choice, yellow is fine. Or Saurkraut.
Sweet can be done with many many things. I prefer a honey mustard or a sweet relish. My favorite is that nuclear green "Chicago style" relish.
Savory can often already be in the hot dog. If you're eating something nice like a Bratwurst or other spiced up sausage. But if you're not that fancy I just do diced yellow onion. Steamed or simmered. Or uncooked if you're in a hurry.
Ahhh, pure cope
i dont think its cope
they seem happuy
I don't think it's going to last that long to be honest
Statistically unlikely.
What's more telling is the fact that they've gone out of their way to tell strangers they're "happy". Happy people don't do that.
>bro sap is HEALTHY, not sugar, okay? It comes from TREES
next stop: saying you were just pretending to be moronic once you release that you are, in fact, moronic
It is. Stop eating legally "safe" chemicals.
mutts are fricking malding ITT
Hello I am European
No, I do not know what syrup is
LOL
must have struck a nerve hahahahaha
Behold: Science beyond the comprehension of Europeans LOL
That sugar is healthy, unlike your fricking corn syrup and aspartame.
I'll reply as much as I can.
YuroBlack person, you didn't even know sap is sugar. You sure as SHIT aren't going to understand this HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>sucrose is LE BAD
Are you moronic? There are different types of sugar.
explain the difference in how the body breaks down, uses, and stores HFCS 55, maple syrup, and table sugar.
We'll wait.
I hate women so much it's unreal.