Yep, that's how I feel too. The amount of stuff to do in this game, insane.

Yep, that's how I feel too. The amount of stuff to do in this game, insane.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    150h in, the map menu says I'm only 50% done.
    I beat the story, did 106 shrines, got like 98 koroks and got around 60% of treeroots

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In all honesty the game is amazing.
      fighting Gleeoks while underleved is seriously a dragons' dogma beat.
      They even have the adaptive music when they are down

      I dont get it. Do i just not have the nostalgia for this sort of thing?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it's about nostalgia tbh. The game reminds me of other games i liked but it stands on its own, imo. Maybe it's just not for you ? Maybe you would rather do other things with your time ? When it comes to art & games it's ok not to like some things that are still very obviously well crafted.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        As someone who grew up playing Zelda, this game offers 0 nostalgia for the series.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The other 50% is koroks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, what the frick is there even to do in this game that keeps you busy for an entire year? Just look at and tell me how this open world checklist shit and general busywork is any different than in those dozens of other games that constantly get shit for this kind of crap. And no, being able to build a few structures and yo dawging together a few weapons doesn't change that the world is otherwise empty as frick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true that there are 1000 Korok seeds this time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, yeah, but you only need about 400 to max the inventory.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder who'd the first to be insane enough to get all of them legitimately.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            For BotW I used the physical map that came with the official guide. Even unfolded, the individual seed positions were tiny and I didn't want to mark them and ruin the map, so I had to constantly compare it to the in-game map to check which seeds I was missing. I have TotK's official guide coming in the mail too, but this time I'm definitely saving mysefl the hassle and using an online map with tagging features.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of the game's "content" is ubisoft bloat, the fricking shrines and finding koroks under every rock.

      It's not "content", that's just wasting your time

      >inb4 snoy

      Yes, I know how much tendies love projecting about Sony and find it amusing its probably you subconciously knowing you're on the same layer of garbage as Snoy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not "content", that's just wasting your time
        Solving puzzles and exploring are fun. That's the premise of the entire game.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >solving puzzles
          Oh, you mean putting a square block in a square hole?
          >exploring
          Oh, you mean climbing ubisoft towers and checking off dozens of shrines?

          I think you should update your shitpost, it doesn't work for TotK when it has a billion caves, sky islands and the underground with unique rewards like outfits, treasure maps, battery crystals etc. You should tell me how those don't count either.

          And everything is just empty space with ubisoft bloat and random crap.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you should update your shitpost, it doesn't work for TotK when it has a billion caves, sky islands and the underground with unique rewards like outfits, treasure maps, battery crystals etc. You should tell me how those don't count either.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In all honesty the game is amazing.
      fighting Gleeoks while underleved is seriously a dragons' dogma beat.
      They even have the adaptive music when they are down

      i don't get it.
      catalog is full of Zelda articles, porn and shilling
      how do you have to play if you are doing nothing but shilling this game?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >catalog is full of Zelda articles, porn and shilling
        Almost like this is one of the most well-known and popular game franchises in existence. Mysterious.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          GTA, Minecraft, Tetris and Fortnite are bigger but we don't see a lot of porn and shill threads for them.
          only tendies do that because they don't play video games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i really hope the map % is more than just koroks and named locations this time

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In all honesty the game is amazing.
    fighting Gleeoks while underleved is seriously a dragons' dogma beat.
    They even have the adaptive music when they are down

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's nothing like Dragon's Dogma you dull generic frick. Take your buzz words, your paid blog ads and go frick yourself.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have hundreds of hours of Dragon's Dogma anon. This game actually has a lot of DD beats. The darkness in the depths, the gleeoks, the healing in the menu while paused, the climbing some monsters, etc.

        When it comes to gleeoks there's a lot that reminds me of the permaflight drake species , and of the whole game.

        >Take your buzz words, your paid blog ads and go frick yourself.
        Get off this fricking site you're seeing shills in your dreams

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he didn't say it was necessarily. DD is one of my favorite games and I get where he's coming from, the dynamism of stuff like the Flux Constructs gives me a similar sense of fun.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just fought my first Gleeok a few hours ago, it was more intense than I expected.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was mine too !

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        gleeok fight spoilers the last phase was the killer for me because the ice blocks killed me in one hit even if it was full. I had to use double springs + wings on arrows to be able to down it fast enough.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol dumbass just use recall on the fricking icecicles and ride them up to the gleeok holy shit.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I tried this 3 times and died 3 times, either because icicles kept falling on me while riding up, or the icile was too not at the right place to hit the drake. springs worked the first time and also sped up the rest of the fight.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah springs make gleeok easy mode, instant free airtime every time.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop shilling your dogshit blog, Paul

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't even get 40 hours in before dropping it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool, nobody cares, go back to creaming yourself over Shitden Fart

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already bored out of my mind after 15 hours, can hardly even find the motivation to turn the emulator on. Building things is tedious, the combat is awful, the shrines are repetitive and the underground is just as disappointing as the overworld. Also the sky islands are template copy-pastes with very similar shrine puzzles, it's just as repetitive as the first one. Seeing the almost universal praise this game gets makes me feel like I'm some kind of space alien.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    one seed one content
    one sign one content
    one shape one content

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    does it have the the path rewind feature? its one of my favorite features. any other games with it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hero’s path? Yes but you have to unlock it, I think you have to do Josha’s quests before Robbie will move to Hateno to upgrade the Purah pad. It still records everything you did beforehand though

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        50 hours in and you just reminded me i should do those pad updates while i can take advantage of them. keep getting sidetracked with other stuff

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and to unlock that Josha quest, you have to do 1 of the 4 temples
        i was 80 hours in and 98 shrines before i finally got around to doing a temple and getting the shrine scanner

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's weird they made it unlockable it doesn't effect any gameplay it's just an automatic note taking thing like a journal

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to do a quest yesterday, spend 3 hours running around because i kept seeing things that caught my attention, haven't done the damn quest yet. Maybe today.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BotW on steroids.
      >I'll go to the town over there
      >I'll just check this cave in the meantime
      >I ascended close to the region's tower, might as well activate it
      >I can reach those sky islands after shooting out of the tower
      >is that a chasm below? I'll just go to the Depths and grab the treasure marked on the map I got on the island
      >I went off in a completely different direction while catching poes and activating roots
      >what the frick was I doing?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it just feels good to go for a walk and get sidetracked. The game is so dense on a moment to moment basis.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game has infinite content
    >They don't realize that they are in a jesuit skinnerbox loop

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is great but most side content is legit mmo tier trash that isn't worth doing. Way too many "fetch 10 tomatoes for me hero of hyrule please" quests

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The side quests are generally way better than in BotW though overall. The fetch quest ones mostly seem to be repeatables which serve to trade resources

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say it has 60hs of content, everything else is just repetitive tasks

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a week in and beat every temple. I also a full time job. What are these autistic on about.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, I love keeping the same sign standing over and over
    or moving a korok over and over
    so much to do!

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, Paul.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I preferred BotW, and I didn't finish that one either.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pointless fetch quests bad
    >Nintendo fetch quests good
    It's sad.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw every time I pick it up to play it a little I end up going for hours and hours and forgetting to sleep
    Genuinely addictive.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tacit admission that Switch has no games.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 90h in and only done 1 dungeon
    There is just to much to do in this game

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