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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought we were all in agreement before it even came out. Everyone knows the only fun thing to come from it was being able to bludgeon everything with balls.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sane non-troons knew it was shit as soon as the new mons leaked. moronic bootlickers loved it anyways.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's another Gen 5 tier game that people want to gaslight into being good.

        I thought we were all in agreement before it even came out. Everyone knows the only fun thing to come from it was being able to bludgeon everything with balls.

        https://i.imgur.com/AiKjfmp.jpg

        Yes.

        troons and probably Black folk too

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's another Gen 5 tier game that people want to gaslight into being good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gaslight
      you don't know what that word means.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what are you talking about yes you do, the frick is wrong with you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      didnt mean to but made the correct opinion. both are the best in the series

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >jerks off gen 5
    >game fails massively and loses several awards
    this will never not be hilarious

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who cares what a stupid israelite thinks?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a other israelite

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off Eric. Get a real job.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I knew that in a week

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how many time are we going to post the same fricking article by this moron?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best pokemon game since gen 2.
    Seethe homosexuals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kys moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >implying gen 2 was good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >implying gen 2 was not the absolute peak of the series

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it wasnt

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It was tho. Lugia is an officially confirmed sex icon of Pokémon franchise.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. The game is good.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best Pokemon game since Gen5, I don't give a frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. It’s no masterpiece but it’s leagues above the bland gen 6, failure of 7 or the absolute train wreck of gen 8

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The moment I saw how the boss fights played like I knew the game was bad.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so quick to attack PLA but not the main series games?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Can We Finally Admit That Pokemon Legends: Arceus is Bad?
    Troonmind

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I had a great time sword and shield can eat my ass

      Best Pokemon game since Gen5, I don't give a frick.

      Seethe more.

      • 1 year ago
        time to run

        what pokemon region is your favorite anon hmm (:

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hoenn of course

          • 1 year ago
            time to run

            watch when legends rayquaza comes out you will change your mind on calling PLA shit then (;

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Hoennchads already rejected ORAS. Why would they have an issue rejecting Legends Jirachi?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I had a great time sword and shield can eat my ass

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game journalists
    >pokemon journalists

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only based game journalist

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're a man

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who is "we"?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the guy and his skeleton

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know you people can think for yourself and it just agree with every article you see that gives you confirmation bias right? A game doesn’t have to be bad or good, it could just be okay like PLA

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like it so that makes it good homosexual

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, but we can admit its good.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pokémon: Legends Arceus is a bland game
    Sure.
    >with weak mechanics
    Never mind, it’s just contrarianism.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I must confess that I have never heard of a bland game with strong mechanics. Why was that the part that made you change your mind?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon but I found the main mechanic of just running around in an open level and chucking pokeballs at a bunch of pokemon and catching a bunch to be really fun and engaging, but it wasn't enough to sustain the game in the long run and the barren areas, the story and the overall pacing of the game felt lacking and by the end, I was extremely tired of catching everything I saw and just flew by on my braviary the whole time.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yeah as long as can finally admit every pokemon game post-gameboy is even worse

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bland open world that isn’t any fun to traverse through
    >boring busy work like catching the same pokemon multiple times
    >barely any trainer battles
    >no gym leaders or elite four; no drive to become stronger
    >shitty graphics

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >THE GAME IS BAD BECAUSE THERE AREN’T SHITTY npcs YOU CAN EASILY SWEEP WITH A SINGLE POKRMON AND THEY DIDN’T MINDLESSLY COPY/PASTE KANTO’S FORMULA AGAIN WAAAAH
      I swear DStards have the shittiest takes imaginable.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >THE GAME IS GOOD BECAUSE THE LAND IS BARREN, I LOVE SHITTY GRAPHICS, EMPTY WORLD AND TERRIBLE HM USING (LOL I LOVE TO USE MY BIRD TO FLY AND MY DEER TO RUN AROUND), AND I LOVE TO DO REPETITIVE TASKS OVER AND OVER TO COMPLETE THE RESEARCH TASKS
        Suck a dick.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          cry more holy shit you know sword and shield are actual dogshit. PLA is a fun one run and done spin off game. Try harder to come up with excuses as to why it sucks it literally doesnt in comparison to every mainline game since gen 5. sub 100

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >AND THEY DIDN’T MINDLESSLY COPY/PASTE KANTO’S FORMULA AGAIN
        But they did. And then they removed even more content from it, knowing addicts like you would still consoom and defend it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had more fun tracking and catching Pokémon in PLA than I did battling wild route trainers in SW/SH. Pokémon battling should be more fun but it’s become mindless filler. Getting to Stalk a Pokémon and throw the ball at the perfect moment is much more fun, especially when it’s a rare Pokémon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >there isn't a big arrow telling me what to do AHHHHH SAVE ME ARCEUS I NEED TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DOOO

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think it was great, but it certainly wasn't bad. Better than any mainline game that has come out since ORAS.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Hisuian forms are outright improvements on their originals in terms of design so i'm happy

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's bad, but Sword and Shit IT'S EVEN FRICKING WORSE.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than the dogshit they've put out since BW

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >new pokemon mainline game changes up the formula and mechanics
    >malding manchildren seethe that real fans enjoy this
    PLA is a breath of fresh air if you're not autistic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I find it hard for even romhacks to keep me entertained much because it’s all still the same gameplay at the end of the day. Legends is legitimately an interesting take in the franchise and I’d love to see more of it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This, some of us have been playing these games for two decades or more. I'm personally only interested in the games that bring something new to the table at this point. SwSh felt like yet another shitty 3DS game (which are/were just soulless versions of the older games), PLA was refreshing in comparison.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Its good cause I like it 🙂
    >its good cause I had fun playing it (:
    >Its good cause its different
    >Its good cause I don't like jrpgs but love the pokemon IP

    The lack of objectivity on this board is shameful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's good because it's different is a objective reason when it comes to mainline pokemon games where every game is the same song and dance (get a starter, battle rival, meet evil team, become champion, etc.). It's more focused around catching pokemon, the story is alot different compared to every single mainline game and the battle/catching mechanics are alot different and more involved and dynamic. Someone who's an actual overall fan of pokemon and plays the mainline games in general would enjoy this game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It's good because it's different is a objective reason

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You add nothing to the conversation

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And your usefulness is being a pseud in a transient thread on an anonymous board?

          • 1 year ago
            time to run

            >I too can spout bullshit
            opinion discarded

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Game is fun = good game
      Game isn't fun = bad game
      Easy as that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      who are you quoting, schizoid?

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Its bad cause there aren't npcs standing behind the pokemon 🙁
    >it's bad because they didn't mindlessly slap gyms and the elite 4 in the game again 🙁
    >it's bad because I can actually explore instead of being forced down hallways 🙁
    >it's bad because it's not like my childhood games 🙁

    The lack of objectivity on this board is shameful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cry more, moronic b***hboy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        seethe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>it's bad because they didn't mindlessly slap gyms and the elite 4 in the game again 🙁
      the funniest part is that the morons who whine about this are probably the same smoothbrains who whine about kanto pandering

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      who are you quoting, schizoid?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Arceus was great, what is wrong with you people? It's the cleanest and most enjoyable nu-pokemon era mainline game yet, just compare it to BDSP, the difference is astounding, the amount of things P:LA had going for it is way more fun and effortful than the slop that was being released before.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Arceus was great, what is wrong with you people?
      we play RPGs other than pokemon so we know how shit pokemon games are. Just as an example, Xenoblade 3 looks better, plays better, and does the exploration thing better than Arceus. even new pokemon snap does Arceus better than Arceus.
      >just compare it to BDSP, the difference is astounding
      comparing a turd to a less smelly turd doesn't make the first turd smell of roses

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So you're saying you play better RPGs than pokemon, but you still play pokemon mainline games, and you have a bone to pick with PLA? That doesn't make any sense. Are you as critical with other mainline games? I doubt it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Are you as critical with other mainline games?
          yes. there literally hasn't been a good game since Emerald. The moment they realized pokemania wasn't gonna die after the game boy color was when the franchise began its downwards spiral
          >I doubt it.
          cope.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >there literally hasn't been a good game since Emerald.
            Then why are you here?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              pokegirl lewds and baiting morons such as (You)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >baiting morons such as (You)
                That was literally my first post in this thread, but great "bait"

              • 1 year ago
                time to run

                your bait sucks go somewhere deadbeat coomer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >xenoblade 3

        opinion discarded

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why are you so scared of a better game, anon?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            weeb

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >xenocringe
            >better game
            Seriously, you need meds.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it's objectively better that SwShit and LAss in every measurable aspect

              weeb

              >calling others weebs
              >in a vietnamese basket weaving board
              you need to go back.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So you really do need meds. I suggest you take risperidone or ziprasidone.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I suggest you take estrogen, looney troon

              • 1 year ago
                time to run

                I bet you xenoblade coomers wouldn't ever survive playing through legends arceus the alphas are more stronger than your mid xeno bosses and mid enemies (:

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            if it's better why doesnt it sell more? checkmate

      • 1 year ago
        time to run

        xenoblade tard detected eww

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its a game where the journey is the game not the destination.
    that and the graphics are shitty as well as additional features.
    i would only recommend this game to other people who enjoy the franchise. this game should not be someone's first pokemon game.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PLA is the game psychologists use to prove that the human brain would rather feel harm than utter boredom
    Also why do homosexual bloggers (and you) have to ask permission from an imaginary group before making up their minds?

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shut up BDSPtroons, everyone knows PLA was better than the pile of shit you're shilling so hard

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oh no not the xenobladekeks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >oh no not the people with better taste
      literally brainwashed by masuda

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >xenoblade
        >taste
        Xenoblade 1 and 2 are utter garbage. 3 is the only good one

      • 1 year ago
        time to run

        omfg can you annoying xenoblade yards be consistent for once are you gonna shit on the franchise or are you gonna defend it you can't do both pick one -_-

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PLA is kino.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's the only good Pokemon game in at least a decade, and the only good 3D Pokemon game since the GameCube

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      PLA is kino.

      I actually agree with these but "good if you're an obsessive pokemon nerd" isn't "good"

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got a list of problems with the game that dont boil down to muh formula but its still better than 96% of mainline

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the other 4%?

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oh no not the free (You)'s

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest gripe with the game was the size of it's dex. There are enough ghost and other common pokemon that there didn't need to just be driftlooms everywhere at night.
    After a bit you're always seeing the same pokemon unless you find some corner/grove/oasis that has a unique.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    still better than that shit of SwoShi

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's pathetic that it took almost an entire fricking year for people to timidly start to admit that the worst mainline Pokemon game ever was, in fact, bad. Just in time to shill the new product too (how convenient).

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >https://www.thegamer.com/overwatch-2-battle-pass-loot-box-monetization/
    same journo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Overwatch Was Better With Loot Boxes
      what the frick?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was though. Now you pay for a battle pass or pay like $40 for skins several years old.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Paying $0 for skins is better than paying $20 for skins, yes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          too bad you had to pay 40$ for skins in OW1

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I paid $40 for the entire game in OW1. Is Blizzard saying two (2) skins are worth an entire game?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Is Blizzard saying two (2) skins are worth an entire game?
              yes

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes + battle pass

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i don't have to do it, i said it from the start, glad that some morons finally understand

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Eric ~~*Switzer*~~
    Say how do I deny journos the pageviews again?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      demand people make archives

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the only thing good about Legends Arceus was the fact it wasn't the same exact game sharted out the past 20 years. If it were branded as a Digimon or Yokai Watch Game people would tear it the frick apart.

    That goes for regular Pokemon too, The games have gotten so stale and mediocre that they're glorified shovelware. The only thing Pokemon has going for it's Pokemon.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's the only good game Game Freak has put out since BW2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bw2 wasn't good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, neat, glad you let me know

        • 1 year ago
          time to run

          show mercy gen 5 fan most folks in this board didn't play the gen 5 games yet they don't know the power that's inside

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I did play gen 5, that's why I think it's not good

            • 1 year ago
              time to run

              x doubt quit lying while your ahead anon and save yourself the embarrassment

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You earned my Reddit Gold!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hahahahaha

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everything Sinnoh-related fricking sucks

  48. 1 year ago
    sage

    PLA will always be good because my wife Sneasler is in it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Eric ~~*Switzer*~~

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every issue people have with this game is unironically a skill issue.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hey eric maybe if you keep posting it it'll come true

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no i won't agree with anything that homosexual says

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I still stand by the same words as during release: It's the best damn game carrying the pokemon name since Gold and Silver.
    And that still doesn't mean it's a masterpiece, anyone who plays literally anything else would know that. Far from it. Just that pokemon has sucked for a long, long time.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth a try, or should I just watch vids about the story? I already have all of the Legends mom's in my living sex, even the two different forms for Enamorus.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a tech demo for a possibly good game (Scarlet/Violet???) but it was never good taken by itself, which only made the extremely positive reviews even more baffling. Seems like most game journos aren't even attempting to justify the scores they give pokemon games, I always see shit like "it's dated, looks shit, etc BUT IT'S DA BEST POKEMON GAME IN 5EVA!!!! 8.5/10 DA NEXT ONE WILL BE REALLY GOOD I SWEAR"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A game can still be good in spite of some glaring flaws, not everything is black and white.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if every pokemon game was Black and White the franchise would be so much better

        >Game Freak makes the same game over and over
        UNCREATIVE AND LAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
        >Game Freak changes up the formula
        RUINED THE CORE GAMEPLAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

        local redditor figures out /vp/ is more than 1 perssn

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >/vp/ is more than 1 person

        • 1 year ago
          time to run

          but anon what if we could have both of best worlds tho ):

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Game Freak makes the same game over and over
    UNCREATIVE AND LAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    >Game Freak changes up the formula
    RUINED THE CORE GAMEPLAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm hip and cool because I hate it
    itt

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    It's by far the best game since HG/SS.
    I loved it.
    The only thing that was shit were the graphics.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >xenovirgin still assblasted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      assblasted? I'm having a ball baiting poketards and enjoying much, much better games. Masuda will never put his bug in your anus, so you can stop shilling. Wait, it's not even shilling because you do it for free.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They are so assblasted, they are too embarrassed to go to Ganker and start lurking in /vp/ instead

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wow are they really that scared that scavio is gonna be shit that they have to launch an anti-shilling campaign against the game they were shilling months ago?

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the (You)'s xenobabies, like taking a candy from a baby

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can we finally accept that the dex cut was the right thing to do?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, all it means is that the shillmons will get shilled harder.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PLA is just a fun spinoff game, i dont get the need to autistically debate which is better between it and the mainline, no one is comparing conquest of rangers to the mainline.

    >The game is visually lacking...like all pokemon games
    >it's a fun new take on catching, catching alphas is far more satisfying that most random trainer battles
    >exploring the land is kino
    >most of the (optional)side quest are ass
    >the battle system is weak and shallow but it's not the main focus, almost feels like it's there out of obligation
    >after postgame, there isnt much else to do and that's fine, as it's just a single player 1 and done game with little replay value

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ranger is goated and i would say better than some mainline games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a spin-off as it doesn't slavishly rehash genwun
      I see zoomies get scared when tradition gets fricked out the window and they have scramble to gatekeep.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I liked pla for doing something new in nearly 20 years. I stopped playing mainlines after gen 6 and pla's exploration is what brought back some interest in the series because gen9 looks like it's taking some notes from pla

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >pla's exploration
          lol. lmao, even

          • 1 year ago
            time to run

            damn it anon what pokemon gen was your favorite then ):

    • 1 year ago
      time to run

      PLA is a mainline game dummy

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S GOOD SO ITS DIFFERENT!!! THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT!! STOP CRITICIZING ABOUT THE LAST JEDI AND FRIDAY PART 9 ALREADY AND JUST BE THANKFUL YOU GOT A NEW PRODUCT!!!
    How do we fix zoomers?

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had my 3 hours of fun with it. Thanks to emulation and pokehex. A 3/10 game is a game worth playing if you can avoid 70% of it relatively easily.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does PLA make shills seethe so much? I

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      discorders are counter culture + genuine masuda formula addicts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's the a different pokemon game in nearly 20 years and/or they're genuine genwunners that hate something that goes out the kantooo formula. Remember when these idiots thought alola was different for having not-gyms?

      They're the ones that make it harder for the games to consider being different r experimental with the mainline games

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moronic take, there are other beloved games outside of the main storyline. PLA is just fricking shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stantlercucks are mad that nobody like the non canon regional evolution of their favorite shitmon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People with skill issues are unironically mad that they have to aim for .25 seconds.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's literal tech demo tier. There's definitely an interesting game loop in there, it's just barely expanded upon.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was easily the most fun I’ve had playing the main game of any pokemon game in a while. Even the dream battle facility was a cool idea and beating it was fun. Will likely never play it again but enjoyed every bit of it

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never bought it, looked empty as frick.

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >boot up PLA to hunt more shiny pokemon
    >realize SV will look even worse

    How the frick do they think this is acceptable visual quality when witcher 3, doom eternal, bayonetta and ac exist on the same platform?

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God, I fricking hate these sorts of headlines, no, the entire writing style really. Who is "we", you stupid Black personhomosexual, and which person on Earth has ever pretended to like PLA when they actually didn't? The piece is trying to manipulate reader perception by being fake-companionable right out of the gate and doing so is extremely typical for the 30-something generation of writers and "journalist". What gives?

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    best game since gen 4

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good game, shit graphics. It's an 8/10 which automatically makes it one of the best mainline pokemon games of all time since most of them are mediocre or shit

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