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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boss battles are the worst part of elden ring, good on you for having fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literal brain dead take

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Boss battles are the worst part of elden ring
      The frick? You're an actual crackhead. The entire appeal of these games is the boss fights.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I had more fun fighting the mobs, but even then not that much. The gameplay is pretty disappointing.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you though? I tried to replay the game with summons (after beating it properly around launch) to treat myself to some effortless fun, but it was pretty boring to basically just let the game play itself. Outside for a handful of outliers it's not like the game is that super hard anyway.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got back to this game to prep for the DLC, and man.. I feel so fricking ashamed for using summons back then. I realized just how pathetically easy this game is, after killing tree sentinel in 1 try, and Margit in 3, with just the base equipment I realized that using summons is an incredible crybaby move. If you pay attention, no boss is difficult.
    You, anon. Have the motor skills of a stillborn and you did NOT beat the game.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good for you OP. Don't let poindexter nerd homosexual losers dictate how you play.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares, glad you had fun
    You factually and fundamentally didn't have the same experience as others though so your opinion on the game is utterly worthless in discussion. Hope you understand that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Fricking this. People need to learn their place in this community.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Your experience is different from mine so your opinion is invalid
      Can you even get more npc than this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Fricking this. People need to learn their place in this community.

      So much this, Eldensisters!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice.
    I straight up just abused glitches to skip hard fights like Mohg and Niall.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I preferred Tiche to be honest.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganking bosses in souls i sthe best feeling ever.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YES I used magic
    YES I used spirit ashes
    YES I used strong equipment
    YES I did beat the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You did beat it

      on easy mode

      And thats ok! Normal difficulty is not for everyone!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        soulsgames dont have any difficulty setting
        if you used the game mechanics and beat the game
        you beat the game as anyone else did

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sakuna isn't going to frick me for using pure melee, so why bother

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't find this thing until I was 80% done with the game and then I didn't bother using it

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when the reckoning comes how will you cheat then

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is using something in the vanilla game cheating?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how twitch and reddit are more hardcore than here now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea on twitch and reddit where people beat this game with a fricking lego steering wheel ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have normal random women in twitch playing two copies of the game at the same time in controller and dance pad at rl1, then you come here and come to threads like this of le-non-normie-gaymer using mimic / bleed and lv200 in by end game KEK

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then you have the morons that actually believe they did that huh

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw "people" tell me they beat the game and when I ask them how they say that they kept their eyes open, got hit, activated sites of grace, equipped weapons, leveled their stats, didn't keep themselves sleep deprived, didn't kill every merchant they came across and didn't suicide repeatedly to make sure they were carrying no runes.
    >mfw these same "people" then seem to think that their opinion on the game holds any weight.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no sumons
    >only heavy weapon
    >beat all bosses
    >but dont feel anything afterwards
    is weird, but i dont feel anything by dodgin attacks or hitting them anymore by the end.
    There so many bosses i just got numb to the whole experience of learning to dodge a bunch of different attack patterns.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those first few weeks when the sword of night and flame and mimic tear were busted, just you and your bro just fricking blastin fools

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You feel good because you didn't actually cheat, you just used one of the game's mechanics.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Y-yes I cheated and or used cheap tactics to beat an otherwise difficult game. But I feel totally fine about it.
    If you really were 100% fine with it you wouldn't have made a post about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On the battlefield there’s only winners and losers.

      I won that fight…simple as.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >use thing game gives you
    >cheating

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back in the day you had to press a sequence of buttons to access cheats. The only difference now is that these cheats are given in the form of items. So yes, it is still cheating.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel homosexuality is on the rise on this board.

        It’s just something to think about before you post something again.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I regret it and I don't know why I used summons at all in ER, I never used a human summon for any souls-like before. The combat is shitty and limited compared to something like sekiro or nioh 2 for sure but I still should've done it all on my own and I won't be using any summons for the DLC

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not cheating.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Three tries to beat Malenia.
    MEanwhile morons die 100 tiems to ehr becasue muh souls experiece LOL

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the game

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >god this game is so hard! those gargoyles leave no space to attack!
    >how did you beat them anon?
    I just summoned an NPC and beat them easily with my upgraded weapon
    >s-summon?! upgrade!? I didn't realize those things existed
    hahaha you must be really stupid to not notice those things
    >n-no, I noticed haha... it's just that I wanted... some challenge...

    and thus here we are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I just summoned an NPC and beat them
      Woah, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You basically skipped the fight. You didn't beat shit. You should watch longplays of games, if you're not able to play them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Weird... the game itself told me I beat it... How mysterious...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh? But I did beat them. The game said so.

        Weird... the game itself told me I beat it... How mysterious...

        Same.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. didn't notice you could summon

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    excuse us, is this the play with your bro thread?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BEAT THE GAME LIKE THAT YOU JUST CAN'T
    NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DISCUSS THE GAME WITH ME I PURPOSEFULLY GIMPED MYSELF I'M BETTER THAN YOU

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the stupid dog statue, said that was enough, and stopped playing the game because it was boring.
    Thoughts on my Elden Ring experience?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a cat statue

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But he's named watchdog.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: anons who never had a good spirit chewing

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's not cheating
    it's a core gameplay mechanic, in small dungeons you have 90% chance of dropping a spirit ash, it's in your face since the very beginning of the game
    not to mention a lot, if not all of major bosses encounters were designed around you using them
    yep, soulsshit is piss easy lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not to also mention that there is even an upgrade system for those spirit ashes
      soulsbabbies can cry all they want, doesn't change the fact that it's a core gameplay mechanics, and thus their games are piss easy

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They put in 100 spirit ashes, made them upgradable, and made almost every side dungeon give you one
    >But you were not meant to ever use them
    Really makes you think

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shitting on someone for using summons in Elden Ring is like bragging you beat Sekiro without parrying. Congratulations moron. You made the game less fun on yourself.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt use it but dont care if anyone else did we all beat the game. I only play 2hu on normal and got a couple 1cc, its not as impressive as a lunatic 1cc obviously but its still a 1cc. Same logic applies.

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