YES YES YESSSSSSS

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ganker HYPE TRAIN

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be cancelled again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      E3 is doomed. We're in the death throes phase

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      dead on arrival, the concept of games convention for press is overdue in the west.
      Gamescom realized it and turned it into a twitch meetup.
      At this point they'd have to play publishers to still provide something or exhibit their games on that shitshow .
      Booths used to cost 100k - 1,000k 10 years ago

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Requires Covid vaccine to attend
      It is basically cancelled already.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick rundown? What is E3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      basically an event where microsoft shows games that'll never come out while a bunch of other worthless companies stand in the corner and do nothing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Never attended

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How worthless do you have to consider yourself to actually want to go to e3?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not fair. Devolver also puts out its annual shitpost.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          soon it will be replaced by BIGMODE

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Worthless clowns, I don't think they had a single game which interested me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gato Roboto was alright

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That game hurts my eyes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Electronics Entertainment Expo. A week-long convention where techies (mostly vidya-related ones) gather to show off current and future projects in hopes of both pleasing investors and growing their fanbases.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the state of this board

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This board was better before E3 was a real thing. Maybe anon was in coma for 15 years

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon, e3 is older than Ganker

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >E3 was a real thing.
            E3 is over 20 years old anon

            I said a "real thing", not a "thing"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >E3 was a real thing.
          E3 is over 20 years old anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker
        >It's actually full of doomposting normies who want an unfiltered Twitter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        People making jokes and pretending to be retarded? On MY Ganker??? Well I never!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A relic of better days. Used to be where hardware and software devs debued their new shit. But now they just do it all on twitter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A event where game devs show fake trailers to fool gullible people into buying buggy games that look uglier than it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please be fucking bait. It's been only 3 years.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S OVER

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is bait, this has to be bait.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute state of Ganker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good bait. Here’s your (you)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How fucking new

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      An event where Microsoft has a celebrity show off a sports car

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When Sony decides to hold a concert, and then Microsoft does celebrity interviews for 3 hours. Then Nintendo shows people playing video games in their own separate event.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely Excruciating Ejaculation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is a game convention for people your age.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      4/5 bait, but this is all it takes to get you's these days

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but where is E1 and E2?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 bait, Jesus Christ

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cant believe this ended up being bait, its just funny

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fake vydia movie traliers events have been boring for a while

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, no. Not after this shit from last year:

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn’t get past 2 minutes of their diversity and inclusion bullshit. That just makes me want to kill myself.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should. Nobody will miss you,

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll miss him.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just do it then loser

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >keyno(te) livestream
      is it a sign? are they trying to say it will be kino?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How irresponsible. Don't they know we're in the middle of a pandemic?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the most liberal talking heads in vidya like Schreier were calling bullshit on E3 hiding behind COVID this year to justify virtual-only (this was before they outright cancelled E3 2022), even before large-scale restriction rollbacks began in America.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How irresponsible. Don't they know we're in the middle of a pandemic?

        nah, normies right now are pretending like it never happened. schlomo needs wagies back in cagies i suppose.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is there to show?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe, i imagine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squilliam threads unironically the best part of E3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw i missed last year's

      it was the first i miss since day one, will send next time around for redemption.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anont

    When they announce the Video Game Awards, thats when the hype train should start.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last game awards that felt hype was 2018 with joker in smash and ctr nitro fueled. The series x reveal and sonic 2 trailer are the only highlights they've had in the past 4 years tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already did? Geoff announced it like a month ago

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im surprised doritos pope didnt ultimately take over the summer video games news.
    his summer games fest should have been the new E3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf SGF is not very good, too many shit for some okay games, and the shitty games are the ones that pays the bills, so Geoff can't get rid of them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf SGF is not very good, too many shit for some okay games, and the shitty games are the ones that pays the bills, so Geoff can't get rid of them

      First Summer Game Fest was kinda fun but holy shit the next one gave me cancer in my syphilis

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We'll never get another E3 like 2016. E3 was starting to get so that it wasn't even fun to watch for the cringe and now there's not even really an E3 at all, just some slick sideshow presentation where some dim bitch talks about the nothing games we should get excited about. I don't even really want to watch the next one, it'll just depress me.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw WON MIRRON TROOPS was 12 years ago

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      T-thanks anon.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks Nig--

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 year away
    Who cares at this stage?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squilliam

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the last 3 fucking years game confernce's have been dogshit, even if it does happen, why should next year be any different?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >calling people "consumers"
    Ah, I can already see this will be a very soulful experience.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't even notice that at first glance. They could've sugarcoated it better instead of making it sound so corporate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's kind of the point. E3 wasn't open to consumers before. It was a trade floor only for devs and industry figures/gays in journalism. It would be weird to call it "customers" because you don't really buy anything at E3. Not defending it, fuck E3, but that's technically the word for it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >calling people "consumers"
      You don't want to risk offending all the consumers that aren't people. Like fatties and trannies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah. That's what you are. If you want to pretend you're doing something valuable nor your life is worth something either be religious or a scientist.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly almost no corporation calls you a customer anymore. Even that fat gay Reggie at Nintendo always called customers consumers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >calling people "consumers"
        Ah, I can already see this will be a very soulful experience.

        Of course. Customers is a term for 20th century industrial product based economy.
        You buy something once have it immediately be yours and be done with it.

        Consumer implies a process over time. You consume a 5 course meal over time. One bite at a time. A sign of all industries switching to service based economy.

        Consumer and subscriber are the new words. Costumer sounds too unpersonal and implies no loyalty to the BRAND Remember pic related is the current business school of thought.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Customers have standards that need to be met before you can have their money, consumers mindlessly consume whatever is shoved in front of them because it’s new. Video gaming, more than any other industry, is an industry of consumers.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >separated business and consumer days
    we gamescom now. it's dead jim

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10 months from now
    So if I were a hamster that would be half of my lifespan. That's too long.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is a hamster posting here??

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"E3 is back!"
    >most of videogame companies: "sorry at this point we don't care about E3 so we won't attend to it"

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't give a shit. Also I fucking hate anime.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you aren't 5 tmes boosted for covid you can't go
    >masks required
    This shit will be cancelled long before it's scheduled to begin.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good shit, I get free tickets and I'm going to drink a 4Loko as is tradition. Checking out the bizarre peripherals is my favorite part.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But will they have special booths for me to dilate in like GDQ?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what can they show if all the big names have pulled out and done their own thing?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last 3 years of digital/bootleg E3 haven't been as fun as usual, and I don't think it has much to do with the quality of the announcements. We've had shit E3s in the past and they've always been fun to watch and make fun of, but digital E3 and game fest just haven't been the same and it feels like nobody gives a fuck for the most part. I hope next year makes E3 fun again now that it's actually back. I also hope comfytheatre is back next time, this year felt like the most soulless one ever without them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's been over a decade man, let it go

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still enjoyed watching the last couple of in person ones though. I just used that image cause it's cool, not that I actually expect it to be that good again.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's no reason for this to exist anymore, everyone important has their own digital showcase.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's to give publishers and developers a chance to network.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    E3 just needs to drop the pretense and become a general gamer convention if it wants to stay relevant.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Masks required btw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but of course, we're in a pandemic you know.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went to AX at the LACC and masks were required but not enforced well at all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Biden just declared the Pandemic over. If they say something I will remind them that they are disagreeing with the president who supported by Dr.Fauci. So if you have a problem with that you are literally an alt-right Nazi Qanon conspiracy chud

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What, so gamers can get shafted yet again with false promises?

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    E3 stopped being good after the first time it died in the mid 2000s

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will pray every single day for the E3 cringekino to comeback strong as fuck, it's the only thing that can save gaming.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats fine and all, but we're still in a pandemic. Mask mandate and requiring vaccine proof are a MUST.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut the fuck up, literally nobody cares anymore.

      canada of all places decided Covid is over as of October 1st. stop holding on desperately like a chud who relishes the possibility that society at large will be shut down so he doesn’t have to go outside and expose his hideous attempt at forcing the public to observe his autogynephilia fetish.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fascist

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sir pls make the shill thread less obvios is needful thenk

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After all those wet fart shows and events like Summer Game Fest i am actually glad E3 is back.
    It somewhat forced publishers to make a solid, multi hour showcases of upcoming titles and games and it happens day after day with all of them, so there will be AT LEAST one or two interesting games to see.
    With it being day after day of different game shows, all of those big companies were forced to show something interesting to be the "best" one and "most viewed one", to the point even Sony, which backed off from E3, just so happened to have their own show on the next fucking day lmao. Because it was when everyone was watching.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big fucking deal. E3 was irrelevant the day every publisher and company worth a shit realized they can just make their own presentations.
    >Nintendo: Nintendo Directs
    >Sony: Absolute State of Play
    >M$: Who the fuck cares lol
    >Capcom: *rolls die* MonHun, SF, RE
    >all nip games: TGS
    >indie shit: Nindies
    >literally everyone else: Twitter/garden gnometube

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of weird how Zelda will release before E3. Without a major 2016 E3 blowout like BotW1 had.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only decent thing about E3 is that it motivates Nintendo to give half a shit. Look how fucking awful their news cycle was in 2020 and again this year.

      E3 2017 had Super Mario Odyssey as its crowning garden gnomeel, albeit not quite on the level of BotW at 2016. But 2016 was special because BotW is LITERALLY the only thing they had worth a damn or even a fraction of a damn. What else was there?
      >Pokemon USUM
      Cool, it's Pokemon, nothing we need to dwell on here (especially for a BW2 type situation).
      >Mario Party Star Rush
      Cool, NdCube is STILL not reading the room yet. Next.
      >Paper Mario Color Splash
      Cool, Tanabe and Tabata defiantly made Sticker Star 2 like pissy spiteful brats despite knowing that basically nobody liked the first one.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a BW2 type situation
        Don't you dare compare USUM to those masterpieces.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony and Nintendo just had their huge State of Plays bullshit
    >E3 is happening now too
    wha tthe fuck is even going to be shown lmao, what can they even show
    who has anything ready that they haven't already shown? And if people do show anything, its just going to be literally shit for 4-6 years from now what the fuck

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll have a baby by the time E3 comes back
    It's a weird feeling.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kills the whole concept of E3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        by making shitty western game industry irrelevant forever.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But E3, western or not, was always dominated by Japanese games.
          Western games almost always fail to grab or at least keep the attention of audiences.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit is the gundam unicorn fag coming back?

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they went from e3 to e32023. What happened to e4 - e32022?

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bringing it back to announce the new Nintendo system

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >E3 hype starts now
    bro IT'S SEPTEMBER

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    ...are we really that close to that year already? Wasn't 2015 the future with flying skateboards and such just one of these days? Where did my time go?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where did my time go?
      It only passes faster
      Stop wasting time here and get a life while you still can

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2019 was supposed to be the year of Replicants, off-world colonies, and flying cars.
      Look what we got instead..

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the point? sony and nintendo won't be there again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo usually shows up with booths. Sony used to do that too but didn't the last couple of E3s. Microsoft is always there because they have the Microsoft theater and dont need to rent floorspace in LACC.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Los Angeles Convention Center
    Literally a homeless reservoir.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I'm sure this time they'll hold it and not find a reason to cancel it like monkeypox or whatever new disease shows up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but biden said the pandemic is over so I can lick as many poles as I want

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >May 2023: Don't get too excited for E3, as major companies say no new games will be showcased this year and the event will focus on games that have already been announced.

  49. 2 months ago
    saucy

    oops i don't have to "reed" anymore!

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    E3 sucked, let it stay dead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it may sucked but it always brought memorable moments
      see

      *FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah you're right, it was worth it for the memes

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. I miss Nintendo Teehouse streams.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >E3
    >In current year

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll actually be current year +1

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is always the current year

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy fuck no one cares lmao the state of this dying medium

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hype train
    >an year away

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuck yeah! I love e3

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should have stayed dead. Fuck gaming "culture"

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who fucking cares, all these thrash companies are going to show me their newest mobile cashgrabs using their IPs while announcing DLC for their live service games released 5 years ago UPPITY FUCKING DOO

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuclear holocaust is around the corner, though

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you happy about corpo shill fests?

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I look forward to in E3 is Nintendo Treehouse and even those were lacklustre the past couple of times.

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >corona-chan and monkeypox-kun have a baby
    >E3 is fuuuuucked into oblivion
    somehow I have a feeling this pandemic won't go away anytime soon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s already gone you fucking stupid woman. How do people like you still exist? Fuck me.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember people saying there was no point to E3 and I thought they were so dumb. The tune has changed now that they got a taste of what it's like with no E3 and how boring that Geoff guy's summer game event is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sony won't be there so what's the point?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      E3 is dogshit

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love them or hate them, it won't be the same without Sony.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      does the outfit make him play better?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A FUCKING WHITE MALE!

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like a dinosaur overe here
    been to ects

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seperated business and consumer days
    fucking finally. Letting any retarded normie in E3 was so fucking stupid. It's supposed to be a media show with only media/industry people allowed, not filled to the brim with obese lardwhale """""gamers""""

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine the smell

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing will ever top Konami's 2010 E3 showcase. Needs to be archived in a museum.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the fuck is this? Boomers actually watched this shit?

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >june
    yes just wait till its fucking toi hot to think before launching your show
    assholes

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying nuclear war wont happen by then.

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker HYPE TRAIN
    >E3
    have a nice day, gay.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now to hope Russia doesn't do anything fucking retarded so we can become comfy again.

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why they didn't do it this year. Sports events have been in-person and full capacity for about 2 years now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They got to experience two years of freedom from live shows. Pre-recorded presentations give the companies total control over show quality, ensure their brand is never shown in a bad light and save them an assload of money in the process, going back to live is a tough pill to swallow.

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do any of the big publishers even do conferences anymore?

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Los Angeles infested with homeless nowdays ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who fucking cares anymore. Keighley's Summer Games Fest and the other livestreams have been doing just fine, if not better, in its absence.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't you guys crying like gays the last few Keighley events?

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no hype without a Nintendo DIrect

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fully vaccinated and 3 masks are required

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plus vaccinated video game card

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    E3 deserves to die unless they bring back booth babes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see you were sucked into this clown dimension along with me. we're never getting booth babes back, buddy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, it's not a convention without booth babes. At least some publishers still understand the appeal.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >At least some publishers still understand the appeal
        Glad to see Japan's still keepin' it real.

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5gbps internet
    >pic
    did i get scammed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >full force elebs now
    >where the games at?!
    Kek

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doritos Pope killed E3 so he can shill his fake industry nuthugging event

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