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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will be cancelled again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This
      E3 is doomed. We're in the death throes phase

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this
      dead on arrival, the concept of games convention for press is overdue in the west.
      Gamescom realized it and turned it into a twitch meetup.
      At this point they'd have to play publishers to still provide something or exhibit their games on that shitshow .
      Booths used to cost 100k - 1,000k 10 years ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Requires Covid vaccine to attend
      It is basically cancelled already.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quick rundown? What is E3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      basically an event where microsoft shows games that'll never come out while a bunch of other worthless companies stand in the corner and do nothing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. Never attended

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How worthless do you have to consider yourself to actually want to go to e3?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not fair. Devolver also puts out its annual shitpost.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          soon it will be replaced by BIGMODE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Worthless clowns, I don't think they had a single game which interested me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gato Roboto was alright

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That game hurts my eyes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Electronics Entertainment Expo. A week-long convention where techies (mostly vidya-related ones) gather to show off current and future projects in hopes of both pleasing investors and growing their fanbases.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the state of this board

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This board was better before E3 was a real thing. Maybe anon was in coma for 15 years

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anon, e3 is older than Ganker

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >E3 was a real thing.
            E3 is over 20 years old anon

            I said a "real thing", not a "thing"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >E3 was a real thing.
          E3 is over 20 years old anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker
        >It's actually full of doomposting normies who want an unfiltered Twitter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People making jokes and pretending to be moronic? On MY Ganker??? Well I never!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A relic of better days. Used to be where hardware and software devs debued their new shit. But now they just do it all on twitter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A event where game devs show fake trailers to fool gullible people into buying buggy games that look uglier than it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please be fricking bait. It's been only 3 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S OVER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is bait, this has to be bait.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute state of Ganker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good bait. Here’s your (you)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How fricking new

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      An event where Microsoft has a celebrity show off a sports car

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When Sony decides to hold a concert, and then Microsoft does celebrity interviews for 3 hours. Then Nintendo shows people playing video games in their own separate event.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely Excruciating Ejaculation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is a game convention for people your age.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4/5 bait, but this is all it takes to get you's these days

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but where is E1 and E2?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 bait, Jesus Christ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I cant believe this ended up being bait, its just funny

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fake vydia movie traliers events have been boring for a while

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, no. Not after this shit from last year:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn’t get past 2 minutes of their diversity and inclusion bullshit. That just makes me want to kill myself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should. Nobody will miss you,

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'll miss him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just do it then loser

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >keyno(te) livestream
      is it a sign? are they trying to say it will be kino?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How irresponsible. Don't they know we're in the middle of a pandemic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even the most liberal talking heads in vidya like Schreier were calling bullshit on E3 hiding behind COVID this year to justify virtual-only (this was before they outright cancelled E3 2022), even before large-scale restriction rollbacks began in America.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How irresponsible. Don't they know we're in the middle of a pandemic?

        nah, normies right now are pretending like it never happened. schlomo needs wagies back in cagies i suppose.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is there to show?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe, i imagine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Squilliam threads unironically the best part of E3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw i missed last year's

      it was the first i miss since day one, will send next time around for redemption.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anont

    When they announce the Video Game Awards, thats when the hype train should start.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The last game awards that felt hype was 2018 with joker in smash and ctr nitro fueled. The series x reveal and sonic 2 trailer are the only highlights they've had in the past 4 years tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They already did? Geoff announced it like a month ago

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im surprised doritos pope didnt ultimately take over the summer video games news.
    his summer games fest should have been the new E3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf SGF is not very good, too many shit for some okay games, and the shitty games are the ones that pays the bills, so Geoff can't get rid of them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf SGF is not very good, too many shit for some okay games, and the shitty games are the ones that pays the bills, so Geoff can't get rid of them

      First Summer Game Fest was kinda fun but holy shit the next one gave me cancer in my syphilis

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We'll never get another E3 like 2016. E3 was starting to get so that it wasn't even fun to watch for the cringe and now there's not even really an E3 at all, just some slick sideshow presentation where some dim b***h talks about the nothing games we should get excited about. I don't even really want to watch the next one, it'll just depress me.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw WON MIRRON TROOPS was 12 years ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      T-thanks anon.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks Nig--

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1 year away
    Who cares at this stage?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Squilliam

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For the last 3 fricking years game confernce's have been dogshit, even if it does happen, why should next year be any different?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >calling people "consumers"
    Ah, I can already see this will be a very soulful experience.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't even notice that at first glance. They could've sugarcoated it better instead of making it sound so corporate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's kind of the point. E3 wasn't open to consumers before. It was a trade floor only for devs and industry figures/homosexuals in journalism. It would be weird to call it "customers" because you don't really buy anything at E3. Not defending it, frick E3, but that's technically the word for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >calling people "consumers"
      You don't want to risk offending all the consumers that aren't people. Like fatties and trannies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah. That's what you are. If you want to pretend you're doing something valuable nor your life is worth something either be religious or a scientist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly almost no corporation calls you a customer anymore. Even that fat homosexual Reggie at Nintendo always called customers consumers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >calling people "consumers"
        Ah, I can already see this will be a very soulful experience.

        Of course. Customers is a term for 20th century industrial product based economy.
        You buy something once have it immediately be yours and be done with it.

        Consumer implies a process over time. You consume a 5 course meal over time. One bite at a time. A sign of all industries switching to service based economy.

        Consumer and subscriber are the new words. Costumer sounds too unpersonal and implies no loyalty to the BRAND Remember pic related is the current business school of thought.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Customers have standards that need to be met before you can have their money, consumers mindlessly consume whatever is shoved in front of them because it’s new. Video gaming, more than any other industry, is an industry of consumers.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >separated business and consumer days
    we gamescom now. it's dead jim

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >10 months from now
    So if I were a hamster that would be half of my lifespan. That's too long.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why is a hamster posting here??

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"E3 is back!"
    >most of videogame companies: "sorry at this point we don't care about E3 so we won't attend to it"

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't give a shit. Also I fricking hate anime.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >if you aren't 5 tmes boosted for covid you can't go
    >masks required
    This shit will be cancelled long before it's scheduled to begin.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good shit, I get free tickets and I'm going to drink a 4Loko as is tradition. Checking out the bizarre peripherals is my favorite part.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But will they have special booths for me to dilate in like GDQ?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what can they show if all the big names have pulled out and done their own thing?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The last 3 years of digital/bootleg E3 haven't been as fun as usual, and I don't think it has much to do with the quality of the announcements. We've had shit E3s in the past and they've always been fun to watch and make fun of, but digital E3 and game fest just haven't been the same and it feels like nobody gives a frick for the most part. I hope next year makes E3 fun again now that it's actually back. I also hope comfytheatre is back next time, this year felt like the most soulless one ever without them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's been over a decade man, let it go

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still enjoyed watching the last couple of in person ones though. I just used that image cause it's cool, not that I actually expect it to be that good again.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there's no reason for this to exist anymore, everyone important has their own digital showcase.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's to give publishers and developers a chance to network.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    E3 just needs to drop the pretense and become a general gamer convention if it wants to stay relevant.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Masks required btw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but of course, we're in a pandemic you know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I went to AX at the LACC and masks were required but not enforced well at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Biden just declared the Pandemic over. If they say something I will remind them that they are disagreeing with the president who supported by Dr.Fauci. So if you have a problem with that you are literally an alt-right Nazi Qanon conspiracy chud

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What, so gamers can get shafted yet again with false promises?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    E3 stopped being good after the first time it died in the mid 2000s

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will pray every single day for the E3 cringekino to comeback strong as frick, it's the only thing that can save gaming.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thats fine and all, but we're still in a pandemic. Mask mandate and requiring vaccine proof are a MUST.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up, literally nobody cares anymore.

      canada of all places decided Covid is over as of October 1st. stop holding on desperately like a troony who relishes the possibility that society at large will be shut down so he doesn’t have to go outside and expose his hideous attempt at forcing the public to observe his autogynephilia fetish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fascist

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sir pls make the shill thread less obvios is needful thenk

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After all those wet fart shows and events like Summer Game Fest i am actually glad E3 is back.
    It somewhat forced publishers to make a solid, multi hour showcases of upcoming titles and games and it happens day after day with all of them, so there will be AT LEAST one or two interesting games to see.
    With it being day after day of different game shows, all of those big companies were forced to show something interesting to be the "best" one and "most viewed one", to the point even Sony, which backed off from E3, just so happened to have their own show on the next fricking day lmao. Because it was when everyone was watching.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Big fricking deal. E3 was irrelevant the day every publisher and company worth a shit realized they can just make their own presentations.
    >Nintendo: Nintendo Directs
    >Sony: Absolute State of Play
    >M$: Who the frick cares lol
    >Capcom: *rolls die* MonHun, SF, RE
    >all nip games: TGS
    >indie shit: Nindies
    >literally everyone else: Twitter/Jewtube

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of weird how Zelda will release before E3. Without a major 2016 E3 blowout like BotW1 had.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only decent thing about E3 is that it motivates Nintendo to give half a shit. Look how fricking awful their news cycle was in 2020 and again this year.

      E3 2017 had Super Mario Odyssey as its crowning israeliteel, albeit not quite on the level of BotW at 2016. But 2016 was special because BotW is LITERALLY the only thing they had worth a damn or even a fraction of a damn. What else was there?
      >Pokemon USUM
      Cool, it's Pokemon, nothing we need to dwell on here (especially for a BW2 type situation).
      >Mario Party Star Rush
      Cool, NdCube is STILL not reading the room yet. Next.
      >Paper Mario Color Splash
      Cool, Tanabe and Tabata defiantly made Sticker Star 2 like pissy spiteful brats despite knowing that basically nobody liked the first one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a BW2 type situation
        Don't you dare compare USUM to those masterpieces.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony and Nintendo just had their huge State of Plays bullshit
    >E3 is happening now too
    wha tthe frick is even going to be shown lmao, what can they even show
    who has anything ready that they haven't already shown? And if people do show anything, its just going to be literally shit for 4-6 years from now what the frick

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll have a baby by the time E3 comes back
    It's a weird feeling.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kills the whole concept of E3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        by making shitty western game industry irrelevant forever.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But E3, western or not, was always dominated by Japanese games.
          Western games almost always fail to grab or at least keep the attention of audiences.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit is the gundam unicorn gay coming back?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they went from e3 to e32023. What happened to e4 - e32022?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bringing it back to announce the new Nintendo system

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >E3 hype starts now
    homie IT'S SEPTEMBER

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    ...are we really that close to that year already? Wasn't 2015 the future with flying skateboards and such just one of these days? Where did my time go?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Where did my time go?
      It only passes faster
      Stop wasting time here and get a life while you still can

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2019 was supposed to be the year of Replicants, off-world colonies, and flying cars.
      Look what we got instead..

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the point? sony and nintendo won't be there again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo usually shows up with booths. Sony used to do that too but didn't the last couple of E3s. Microsoft is always there because they have the Microsoft theater and dont need to rent floorspace in LACC.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Los Angeles Convention Center
    Literally a homeless reservoir.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I'm sure this time they'll hold it and not find a reason to cancel it like monkeypox or whatever new disease shows up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but biden said the pandemic is over so I can lick as many poles as I want

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >May 2023: Don't get too excited for E3, as major companies say no new games will be showcased this year and the event will focus on games that have already been announced.

  49. 2 years ago
    saucy

    oops i don't have to "reed" anymore!

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    E3 sucked, let it stay dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it may sucked but it always brought memorable moments
      see

      *FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah you're right, it was worth it for the memes

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good. I miss Nintendo Teehouse streams.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >E3
    >In current year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It'll actually be current year +1

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is always the current year

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick no one cares lmao the state of this dying medium

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hype train
    >an year away

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick yeah! I love e3

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It should have stayed dead. Frick gaming "culture"

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who fricking cares, all these thrash companies are going to show me their newest mobile cashgrabs using their IPs while announcing DLC for their live service games released 5 years ago UPPITY FRICKING DOO

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nuclear holocaust is around the corner, though

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you happy about corpo shill fests?

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I look forward to in E3 is Nintendo Treehouse and even those were lacklustre the past couple of times.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >corona-chan and monkeypox-kun have a baby
    >E3 is fuuuuucked into oblivion
    somehow I have a feeling this pandemic won't go away anytime soon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s already gone you fricking stupid woman. How do people like you still exist? Frick me.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember people saying there was no point to E3 and I thought they were so dumb. The tune has changed now that they got a taste of what it's like with no E3 and how boring that Geoff guy's summer game event is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sony won't be there so what's the point?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      E3 is dogshit

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love them or hate them, it won't be the same without Sony.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does the outfit make him play better?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A FRICKING WHITE MALE!

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like a dinosaur overe here
    been to ects

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >seperated business and consumer days
    fricking finally. Letting any moronic normie in E3 was so fricking stupid. It's supposed to be a media show with only media/industry people allowed, not filled to the brim with obese lardwhale """""gamers""""

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine the smell

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing will ever top Konami's 2010 E3 showcase. Needs to be archived in a museum.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is this? Boomers actually watched this shit?

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >june
    yes just wait till its fricking toi hot to think before launching your show
    buttholes

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying nuclear war wont happen by then.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker HYPE TRAIN
    >E3
    have a nice day, homosexual.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now to hope Russia doesn't do anything fricking moronic so we can become comfy again.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why they didn't do it this year. Sports events have been in-person and full capacity for about 2 years now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They got to experience two years of freedom from live shows. Pre-recorded presentations give the companies total control over show quality, ensure their brand is never shown in a bad light and save them an assload of money in the process, going back to live is a tough pill to swallow.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do any of the big publishers even do conferences anymore?

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Los Angeles infested with homeless nowdays ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who fricking cares anymore. Keighley's Summer Games Fest and the other livestreams have been doing just fine, if not better, in its absence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't you guys crying like homosexuals the last few Keighley events?

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no hype without a Nintendo DIrect

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fully vaccinated and 3 masks are required

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >plus vaccinated video game card

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    E3 deserves to die unless they bring back booth babes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I see you were sucked into this clown dimension along with me. we're never getting booth babes back, buddy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, it's not a convention without booth babes. At least some publishers still understand the appeal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >At least some publishers still understand the appeal
        Glad to see Japan's still keepin' it real.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5gbps internet
    >pic
    did i get scammed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >full force elebs now
    >where the games at?!
    Kek

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doritos Pope killed E3 so he can shill his fake industry nuthugging event

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