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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter screencaps should be an automatic sitewide ban

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter screencaps should be an automatic sitewide ban

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playable zelda
    nope, frick off troony

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter screencaps should be an automatic sitewide ban

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter screencaps should be an automatic sitewide ban

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny. That the series is called Legend of Zelda but idiots b***h about no game having playable zelda. When in lore for the game nobody remembers the guy who wields the sword of evils bane. Who defeats ganon and the forces of evil. But they remember Zelda. The person who is a captive 90% of time. Who has the power to summon the holy light or whatever to defeat darkness at the last possible second every time. Link does all the grunt work. Effectively unfricks the princesses kingdom from the forces of evil and from themselves and financial ruin. But Zelda is the one heralded.
    You can't have a Legend of Zelda game where Zelda is the main hero. Because you couldn't all it Legend of Zelda. You would have to call it Legend of Link. And nobody remembers what Zelda did before or after the events of it. And the narrative wouldn't like that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wand of gamelon exists though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And it's mocked and not canon to the franchise. Curious that.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter screencaps should be an automatic sitewide ban

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter screencaps should be an automatic sitewide ban

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spirit Tracks had a playable zelda

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have opinions on pictures from social media, and I too think the poster should be barred as a consequence.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pick your zelda
    1, 3 and 4 for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rolling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like 3 and 8 but 8 don't give zelda vibes. Even though it's just Sheik without the headwrap.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 a cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm gay so i like 6. 7 however is also very nice
      rollin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 and 5 for me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let fate decide.
      https://www.google.com/search?q=d8+dice+roll+online
      6 btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rollan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6 would be really cute for a bit, but hopefully she'd immediately start growing it back out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1, 4 or 7 please

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      8 but with one side shaved off and a bunch of piercings.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      roll

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playable Zelda exists in Hyrule Warriors, and that shitty CDI game.
    I think they can make Zelda playable in the mainline game if she's given a drastically different playstyle, maybe focused on solving puzzles, or magic. Making her an action heroine wouldn't make sense because that leaves Link with nothing to do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but that's what these homosexuals want. they want zelda to be a girlboss slayer that makes Link redundant

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter screencaps should be an automatic sitewide ban

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOOOOOOOOOOO homieZ THIS BE HUGE N SHIEEEEEEEEEET

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just realized cat image macros is the chemo we need to wipe out the wojaks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they started spamming the made up word "tranimal" in response

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter screencaps should be an automatic sitewide ban

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > WAHHHH I HATE MALE PROTAGONISTS AWHAHHHHH WHY ISN'T A WOMAN THE PROTAGONIST REEEE HERMIONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE LEAD OF HARRY POTTER WAHHHH WAHHHH

    All women should die.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically the only reason they want playable zelda is because of power tripping. they get off on the idea of causing things to bend to their will.
      and when they say the series that had a male protagonist and a female damsel in distress for almost 40 years and 20 titles should now have a female heroine instead they only say that because they get off of causing change. of subverting something that has stayed true for so long. thats all it is about.
      ask what benefit a female protagonist would bring the series and they cant give an answer. ask what benefit zelda specifically as a protagonist can bring the series and the best they can say is "hurr its in the title".
      they dont actually care about zelda as a female protagonist. they just want to break your toys and see you cry because they are nothing but playground bullies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda would need a very different game style from link.

        If you've ever played those mods that add playable Zelda you will realize how jarring it is. We're used to Link being a silent autist who just stares at everyone and screams occasionally, but when Zelda does it, it's bizarre. Link is also more of a rough and tumble adventure guy. We're used to him getting set on fire, thrown off cliffs, exploded, stabbed, drowned, and so on. But Zelda doing all those things while fighting monsters is also very uncanny and weird.

        She'd need to be a magic user or companion character who helps link ala spirit tracks

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Genogay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Genogay spam is going to be even worse next cycle because of the SMRPG remaster

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take the Genogays over the 6 billion twitter threads I have to see every day

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't have or want twitter
    >forced to see this shit anyway
    ban these tourist fricks

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the problem with a playable zelda is if they're going to just make her play like link or actually come up with different unqiue gameplay style for her in a mainline title that actually utilizes her abilities as triforce of wisdom holder.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're recycling the BotW game AGAIN? For a spinoff title with a playable Zelda?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want playable dragon zelda

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds interesting but I probably wouldn't buy it, the market is kind of flooded with female protagonists and feminizing series' right now. Give me a new game about the Hero of Time instead, a sequel to OoT and MM.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THISISAHINT? Huh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he's trying to come out as a troony.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People like papagenos is why I left the "Geno community".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Papejewnose
      >Not the Smashboards moron cult
      I give him a pass, only because he started as a Little Mac rostergay right at the start of 4 before he was revealed

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's called X.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >x.com
      >still redirects to twitter.com
      >not the other way around
      it's still twitter homosexual

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the best part of zelda in those games is that she wasnt a stronk wymen heroin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      next game zelda should be the name of link's horse and it should have wierd undertones

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're obviously going to make another Hyrule Warriors with Zelda in Zonai era Hyrule battling evil gerudo and demon army etc... Are you all stupid or what

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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